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Take the briefcase, Rubecht.
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Ja wohl, Herr Colonel!
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Hurry! I want to take off now!
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Get moving, Rubecht!
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Idiot.
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Sleeping, Rubecht?
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Asleep...
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You're not Rubecht!
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Not even German!
Give me the briefcase!
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Hand it over
or I'll riddle you with bullets!
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Never!
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Don't be stupid.
I have a gun. You don't.
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Idiot!
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Looking for this?
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- What do you want?
- The V2 blueprints.
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No way! Get in the cockpit
and take me to South America!
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Or else?
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I'll jump...
And bye-bye blueprints!
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Which ones? These?
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Newspapers?
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Newspapers!
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Who are you?
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OSS 117...
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At your service.
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I should have guessed!
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Auf wiedershen, Herr Colonel!
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And thank you for flying
OSS 117 Airways!
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- You okay, Jack?
- Yes, Hubert.
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Come on.
We have a plane to fly.
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I'm coming.
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There's one thing that baffles me.
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Why keep the briefcase
if you had the plans?
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I'll never give into barbarism.
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Oh yeah. Same here.
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Reptile!
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Start by playing nice.
Then we can get nasty.
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Traitor!
I saw straight through you.
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You don't say!
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You're French secret service.
Agent OSS 117.
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Numbered like a cow
lead to slaughter.
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At your service.
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And I know who you are.
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You're not a Lebanese reporter
based in Rome,
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but the niece
of Egypt's King Farouk.
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I'm his niece,
but he's no longer king.
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He was exiled 3 years ago
by the vile Nasser!
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May the maggot rot in hell.
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You're pretty vulgar
for a Pharaoh's niece.
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My uncle is King.
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The pharaohs ruled 4000 years ago!
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I knew that.
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In any case, Princess,
you have what I need.
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Pig! You'll pay
for having betrayed me!
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We'll see about that.
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Before you go, filthy spy...
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make love to me.
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I don't think so.
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- Why not?
- Don't feel like it.
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- It was the cow joke.
- I take it back.
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Thank you.
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Tied up.
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Gagged too?
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Come here, snake!
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Make it fast.
I only have a few hours.
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- How's the veal stew?
- Excellent.
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How's the veal stew?
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Excellent.
Nice to see you, Hubert.
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- Here's the envelope.
- Let's see.
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- My God!
- What's wrong?
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Very bad news.
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Jack!
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Jack...
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OSS 283 was our agent in Egypt.
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We've had no news for the past month.
Now I know why.
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- What's going on there?
- It's a mess.
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The Americans and Russians
are fighting as usual.
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The English want complete control
of the Suez Canal.
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To top it off,
a Russian cargo ship went missing.
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The "Kapov".
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Not to mention the Eagles of Keops.
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Religious extremists
who want to take over.
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Potent cocktail.
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The higher-ups are getting nervous.
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- President Coty?
- Yes... President Coty.
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Your turn... What'll it be?
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- How's the veal stew?
- Excellent.
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Hubert?
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Two veal stews.
I hear your herring is good.
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We'll get you a side order.
Judge for yourself.
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We need you there.
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A specialist in the Arabo-Muslim world.
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- Arabo...?
- Muslim.
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Find what Jefferson discovered
and who killed him.
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Count on me.
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Figure out a way
to calm them all down:
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Americans, Russians, English...
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Buttress French policy.
Establish peace.
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- Sure.
- Make the Middle East safe.
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No problem.
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Your contact will meet you
at the airport, by the globe.
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- The usual procedure?
- Exactly.
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You're Lucien Bramard, businessman.
Jack Jefferson's partner.
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Enjoy Cairo, OSS 117.
Land of pharaohs and pyramids.
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And a veritable nest of spies.
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He just arrived.
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How is the veal stew?
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Excuse me?
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Are the meat dishes here
of good quality?
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Yeah...
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Good?
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If you like meat, yeah.
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With veal?
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Mostly lamb, I think.
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There's chicken too.
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There's nothing with veal?
And mushrooms and potatoes...
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I don't know.
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Goodbye, sir.
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Have a nice day.
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How is your veal stew?
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Excellent.
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I hear your herring is good.
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We'll get you a side order.
Judge for yourself.
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Larmina El Akmar Betouché,
Jack's secretary.
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Tough name.
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Hubert Bonnisseur de la Bath.
Here, Lucien Bramard.
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- My pleasure.
- No, mine.
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Let's go.
This airport is a nest of spies.
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- Cigarette?
- No, I don't smoke.
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I haven't acquired a taste.
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Too bad. It's relaxing.
Especially in your line of work.
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It pisses me off.
Not smoking kills me.
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I'll keep trying, I promise.
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Nice car.
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Shame it's so dirty.
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We have a lot of dust here.
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You're telling me!
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Chickens and watermelons
in the streets!
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But it's sort of fun.
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Fun?
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Egypt led the world for 2000 years.
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We invented
astronomy and mathematics.
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Your archeologists are still stymied
by our pyramids,
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Mr. Bonnisseur de la Bath.
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Bramard. Lucien Bramard.
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Your French is perfect.
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We've spoken French for ages,
but the Rais...
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The...?
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Rais. The leader. Our president.
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Nasser.
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Nasser is making Arabic
the sole language.
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The problem with Arabic is
it's hard to read.
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Even the sounds are...
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But it's nice. Really nice.
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Arabic is spoken by millions.
Writing it is an art.
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Millions?
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You're sweet, but do you know
how much a million is?
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Yes, I think I do.
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You must be careful, Mr. Bramard.
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Egyptians hate English occupation.
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Foreigners aren't appreciated
these days.
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Considering your riches,
I see why foreigners want to stay...
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and nestle close.
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Suez Canal
Panoramic View
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It's breathtaking.
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I love panoramic views.
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This one is stunning.
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Your civilization truly is grandiose.
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To build this 4000 years ago
was visionary.
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The Suez Canal was built 86 years ago.
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Really?
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But what a source of national pride!
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It has international status.
An English company runs it.
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Nothing here is Egyptian.
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Except for the workers killed
while building it.
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What is it?
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My father died here.
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Building the canal?
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Playing paddle ball. The string broke.
The ball flew off.
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The current carried him away.
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He was a true saint.
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Egypt has suffered a great loss.
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Tell me, Larmina...
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what was Jack working on?
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A stockpile of weapons had disappeared.
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He was supposed to meet
an informer in Ismaila.
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I haven't seen him since.
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- Strange.
- Isn't it?
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Strange...
You see this car behind me?
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I've been watching it.
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- And?
- It's perfectly dust-free!
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Isn't a clean car nicer?
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Someday I'll give your chassis
a polish.
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Cairo
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We're here.
This is the S.C.E.P.
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- The...
- S.C.E.P. Your cover.
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Come here. This is Slimane.
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Foreman, caretaker...
the pillar of the company!
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Welcome, sir.
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Thank you, Slimane.
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You feel like an orphan
since Mr. Jefferson left.
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Rest assured. I'm here now.
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I'm Lucien Bramard, your new boss.
And your friend.
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Thank you, sir.
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To seal our friendship,
I have something for you.
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Look, this is our "Rais".
Mr. René Coty. A great man.
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He'll go down in history.
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He likes people from Madagascar,
Morocco and Senegal.
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He is your friend.
This will bring you luck.
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Thank you.
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00:17:05,682 --> 00:17:06,808
Jack...
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What are you doing?
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Welcome to the S.C.E.P.!
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00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:01,780
What's this?
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Society of Chicken
and Egyptian Poultry.
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Mr. Jefferson raised chickens.
Now you do!
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Great.
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450 hens, 110 roosters, 150 chickens!
This is the S.C.E.P.
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00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,256
- What's the smell?
- Chickens!
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- And the noise?
- Chickens too!
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They stop it
when the lights go off.
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How strange.
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It's true.
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Mr. Jefferson's office
is down the hall.
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How humorous.
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00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,668
Who are you?
Why are you here?
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Calm down, calm down.
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00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:03,717
This is Gerhard Moeller,
the head of the S.C.E.B.
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Society of Cows
and Egyptian Beef
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00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,513
That doesn't answer my second question.
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Which one?
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Why are you here?
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I came to inquire
how my friend Jefferson is doing.
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It's been a while.
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He's in Jordan.
Big chicken market there.
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You've put me at ease.
Thank you.
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We haven't had the pleasure
of meeting.
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It's a small world here.
Everyone knows everyone.
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Lucien Bramard. Jack's partner.
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Very well.
Pleased to meet you.
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Welcome to Cairo.
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Beware of him.
Jack didn't like him.
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00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:57,396
Don't worry.
If there's something to uncover,
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I'll uncover it.
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Come to tonight's Embassy reception.
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I'd be delighted. A perfect occasion
to wear my alpaca tuxedo.
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00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:26,967
I guess. And to butter up
to the cream of high society.
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I try to avoid rich foods.
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00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:37,936
Because you said butter and cream.
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Two rich foods: butter and cream.
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Cream of high society...
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Avoid rich foods... It's a pun.
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- I'll pick you up at seven.
- Excellent.
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Bramard.
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00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:09,968
Yes, sir?
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I have a reservation.
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00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:16,933
Ah yes. Please sign here.
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Thank you, Mr. Bramard.
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00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:28,111
Welcome to Egypt.
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00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,906
I think that man is waiting for you.
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00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:37,412
He's here.
He checked into the hotel.
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How is your goulash?
262
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:44,252
How is your goulash?
263
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,048
How is what?
264
00:21:48,256 --> 00:21:49,841
How is what?
265
00:21:59,726 --> 00:22:01,144
Thank you. Here.
266
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,604
No thank you.
267
00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:04,481
But it's René Coty!
268
00:22:12,948 --> 00:22:14,199
Welcome to Egypt, 117.
269
00:22:15,492 --> 00:22:16,743
Princess!
270
00:22:17,744 --> 00:22:19,871
It's always so enchanting
to see you.
271
00:22:20,247 --> 00:22:22,833
- Thank you, Hubert.
- Don't mention it.
272
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,378
What's that smell?
Could it be chicken?
273
00:22:31,174 --> 00:22:32,300
Let's say it's me.
274
00:22:32,509 --> 00:22:33,969
Give the envelope back.
275
00:22:34,177 --> 00:22:35,804
- Why should I?
- That's why.
276
00:23:27,064 --> 00:23:28,190
I love to fight.
277
00:24:22,035 --> 00:24:24,663
Princess, why do you want
that envelope?
278
00:24:24,871 --> 00:24:27,624
- My lips are sealed, ape.
- As you like.
279
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:28,709
Totally sealed.
280
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:31,753
Now we're even.
I won't make love to you.
281
00:24:33,422 --> 00:24:37,050
Obviously, I could use
this tool of mine.
282
00:24:39,469 --> 00:24:41,847
It's called... a revolver.
283
00:24:42,931 --> 00:24:46,184
It's unsealed lots of lips.
Of both men and women.
284
00:24:46,643 --> 00:24:49,062
You load it and unload it,
like this.
285
00:24:49,396 --> 00:24:50,522
Load,
286
00:24:50,772 --> 00:24:51,815
unload.
287
00:24:52,107 --> 00:24:53,233
Load,
288
00:24:53,442 --> 00:24:54,693
unload.
289
00:24:58,905 --> 00:25:03,410
It's trustworthy. Hard.
It can penetrate up to...
290
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:07,122
I don't know
what's in the envelope.
291
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:14,421
A stranger asked me
to give it to my uncle, King Farouk.
292
00:25:20,677 --> 00:25:22,512
My little camel...
293
00:25:23,263 --> 00:25:26,892
Enough with these animal names.
It gets pretty annoying.
294
00:26:11,895 --> 00:26:14,606
- How is your room?
- Fine, thank you.
295
00:26:14,856 --> 00:26:17,359
Actually it's a bit of a mess.
296
00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:20,362
A mouse on the bed
and a roach underneath.
297
00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:22,072
I'll take care of it.
298
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,160
He's leaving the hotel.
299
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:31,164
- Salaam Aleikum, Lucien.
- Good evening, Larmina.
300
00:26:31,373 --> 00:26:35,627
You get prettier by the hour.
I can't wait till tomorrow!
301
00:26:35,836 --> 00:26:39,715
- Inch Allah. Shall I drive?
- I can't refuse a dark-eyed brunette.
302
00:26:40,048 --> 00:26:41,299
And blue-eyed blondes?
303
00:26:41,758 --> 00:26:43,844
In any case
you're my kind of woman.
304
00:26:44,052 --> 00:26:46,847
What if I were a midget with glasses?
305
00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:51,393
I wouldn't let you drive.
306
00:26:52,769 --> 00:26:53,562
Preposterous.
307
00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:12,122
Go on, Larmina.
I'll meet you inside.
308
00:27:17,127 --> 00:27:20,839
Now I've got it.
How's the beef stroganoff?
309
00:27:22,758 --> 00:27:24,593
- Didn't you get enough?
- Stop it.
310
00:27:24,801 --> 00:27:26,595
You, stop it!
311
00:27:36,646 --> 00:27:39,983
I'm sorry. Come on,
let's have some fun.
312
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,027
He's at the Embassy.
313
00:27:57,959 --> 00:27:59,211
A Suze.
314
00:27:59,586 --> 00:28:03,090
Nothing to drink?
Lillet? Dubonnet? Cinzano? Brandy?
315
00:28:03,298 --> 00:28:05,092
I don't drink alcohol.
316
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,344
How strange!
317
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,304
It's against my religion.
318
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:13,058
What stupid religion
would forbid alcohol?
319
00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:17,813
The Muslim religion,
practiced by 90% of our population.
320
00:28:18,814 --> 00:28:20,065
I didn't know.
321
00:28:20,816 --> 00:28:22,067
Too bad for me.
322
00:28:26,697 --> 00:28:28,115
You're very...
323
00:28:30,659 --> 00:28:32,619
Very French, in fact.
324
00:28:33,954 --> 00:28:35,122
Thank you.
325
00:28:50,053 --> 00:28:51,513
A mambo!
326
00:28:52,305 --> 00:28:53,473
Come on!
327
00:28:55,016 --> 00:28:56,226
I don't know it.
328
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,687
Watch my feet and do the same.
329
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:13,577
I guess I'm sort of like...
your mirror.
330
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:17,497
What I see in it tickles me pink.
I'm gorgeous tonight.
331
00:29:17,706 --> 00:29:21,043
That dress hugs my shapes
with just a hint of modesty.
332
00:29:21,251 --> 00:29:22,919
Keep quiet and concentrate.
333
00:29:29,926 --> 00:29:31,428
We're not very discreet.
334
00:29:31,636 --> 00:29:34,139
Why be discreet
with a woman like you?
335
00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:43,565
Come back. I feel...
336
00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:46,777
Naked without me? I understand.
337
00:29:51,114 --> 00:29:52,699
You see those men?
338
00:29:55,744 --> 00:29:56,870
Interesting clique.
339
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,165
You should question them.
I'll introduce you.
340
00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:35,158
Come plunge
into the muddy waters of the Nile.
341
00:30:37,035 --> 00:30:40,247
This is Mr. Jefferson's new partner,
Lucien Bramard.
342
00:30:40,455 --> 00:30:42,708
You've already met Gerhard Moeller.
343
00:30:42,916 --> 00:30:44,960
Pleasure to see you again.
344
00:30:45,168 --> 00:30:46,837
The pleasure's mine.
345
00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:51,299
Mr. Pelletier, Society of Belgian
and Egyptian Poultry Producers.
346
00:30:51,508 --> 00:30:53,385
Our competitor and friend.
347
00:30:54,761 --> 00:30:56,763
- Raymond Pelletier.
- Pleasure.
348
00:30:56,972 --> 00:31:00,100
And Yevevni Setine.
He raises sheep.
349
00:31:00,308 --> 00:31:01,143
Pleasure.
350
00:31:01,518 --> 00:31:03,687
Mr. Bramard... a cigarette?
351
00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:05,647
Thanks. I'm trying to start.
352
00:31:05,856 --> 00:31:07,858
- Miss?
- Thank you.
353
00:31:19,494 --> 00:31:20,245
May I?
354
00:31:20,454 --> 00:31:21,872
Be my guest.
355
00:31:22,497 --> 00:31:25,834
I would love to show you
the pyramids, Mr. Bramard.
356
00:31:26,043 --> 00:31:28,170
I would love you as a guide.
357
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,592
The mystery of the pyramids
is that of unattainable conscience.
358
00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:36,595
Pharaohs were buried
with their servants.
359
00:31:36,803 --> 00:31:39,598
When we die,
we want everything to stop.
360
00:31:39,806 --> 00:31:41,767
It is the cycle of life itself.
361
00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:45,687
When someone or something dies,
362
00:31:47,356 --> 00:31:49,274
something or someone is born.
363
00:31:50,525 --> 00:31:52,861
We try to forget we're animals,
364
00:31:53,070 --> 00:31:56,573
but nature keeps reminding us.
Sometimes cruelly.
365
00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:12,964
Scientists experiment on fruit flies
366
00:32:13,423 --> 00:32:16,551
because their brains
are very similar to ours.
367
00:32:16,843 --> 00:32:19,805
Through a horse's eye
we seem bigger than we are.
368
00:32:20,097 --> 00:32:22,516
That's why we're able to tame them.
369
00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:26,853
Our eyes teach us
370
00:32:27,062 --> 00:32:29,940
how to react to others.
371
00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:32,150
But we can be near-sighted.
372
00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:40,575
The blind man doesn't see.
He feels.
373
00:32:41,076 --> 00:32:42,703
And paradoxically,
he sees.
374
00:32:42,911 --> 00:32:44,996
When a cat's tail is straight,
375
00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:47,582
it feels at ease.
376
00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:49,918
An amputee's leg still itches.
377
00:32:50,127 --> 00:32:52,963
When women change men,
they change hairstyles.
378
00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,799
You must let a baby cry at night,
379
00:32:56,717 --> 00:32:59,052
or bedtime becomes too ritualized.
380
00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:16,069
You want a drink?
We can go to the bar.
381
00:33:18,947 --> 00:33:20,365
A little nightcap?
382
00:33:24,453 --> 00:33:25,871
Mr. Bramard?
383
00:33:32,252 --> 00:33:34,254
How is the veal stew?
384
00:33:48,352 --> 00:33:52,230
Nigel Gardenborough.
Head of the British Lamb Consortium.
385
00:33:52,439 --> 00:33:54,691
Lucien Bramard.
What does this mean?
386
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,318
I know who you are.
387
00:33:58,111 --> 00:33:59,613
I tried contacting you.
388
00:33:59,821 --> 00:34:02,741
But you get a little hot
under the collar.
389
00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:05,786
Excuse me.
One must be careful.
390
00:34:05,994 --> 00:34:09,039
This city is a nest of spies.
What do you want?
391
00:34:09,456 --> 00:34:11,708
To warn you of a great danger.
392
00:34:12,459 --> 00:34:13,752
Jefferson...
393
00:34:17,381 --> 00:34:19,383
What's this about, old chap?
394
00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:21,968
My God!
395
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:54,186
Choukrane...
The Metropolitan Hotel, please?
396
00:36:14,289 --> 00:36:15,624
Choukrane...
397
00:36:39,856 --> 00:36:41,692
Larmina...
398
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:42,526
It's me.
399
00:36:43,485 --> 00:36:44,111
Is it you?
400
00:36:45,112 --> 00:36:46,571
Yes, it's me.
401
00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:48,740
I was scared to death.
402
00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:50,701
I preferred to wait here.
403
00:36:51,493 --> 00:36:52,911
Sleep. It'll be fine.
404
00:38:05,359 --> 00:38:07,319
Shut your damned mouth!
405
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,587
This ruckus is really getting
on my nerves.
406
00:38:25,796 --> 00:38:27,255
I'll show them!
407
00:38:28,465 --> 00:38:30,300
Excuse me!
408
00:38:31,593 --> 00:38:33,011
Excuse me!
409
00:38:34,971 --> 00:38:38,100
Enough with the mike!
Don't act like a baby!
410
00:38:40,102 --> 00:38:41,853
Give me that mike!
411
00:38:53,657 --> 00:38:56,326
- Sleep well?
- Very well, thank you.
412
00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,704
I had a marvelous dream.
413
00:38:58,954 --> 00:39:01,498
Breakfast in bed
with a dark-eyed beauty.
414
00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,166
Smooth talker!
415
00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:06,545
Only during breakfast
with dark-eyed beauties.
416
00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:13,719
Bismi Allah...
417
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,104
I love to butter my biscuit.
418
00:39:25,856 --> 00:39:26,857
By the way,
419
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,860
I was woken by a guy
screaming on a tower.
420
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,696
I couldn't sleep.
I had to shut him up.
421
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:35,198
A muezzin?
You shut up a muezzin?
422
00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:37,325
- The...?
- Muezzin.
423
00:39:37,534 --> 00:39:39,494
He was calling for prayer.
424
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:40,871
I didn't know.
425
00:39:41,538 --> 00:39:45,167
That's what the ruckus was.
The screaming, the mike...
426
00:39:47,669 --> 00:39:50,088
Yours is a very strange religion.
427
00:39:50,297 --> 00:39:51,965
You'll grow tired of it.
428
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:55,135
I bet it won't last long.
429
00:39:57,846 --> 00:39:58,847
Larmina, honey,
430
00:39:59,681 --> 00:40:02,601
can you drop me at the office?
I'll poke around.
431
00:40:04,311 --> 00:40:05,604
Of course, Lucien.
432
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:07,564
La choukrane.
433
00:40:16,656 --> 00:40:18,408
See you later...
434
00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:52,275
Paper clips...
435
00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:06,998
Poultry and Eggs
436
00:41:43,243 --> 00:41:45,037
You don't need me anymore?
437
00:41:45,287 --> 00:41:47,414
- It's five o'clock.
- Already?
438
00:41:48,749 --> 00:41:52,252
Time really flies!
You can go home, my good man.
439
00:41:53,754 --> 00:41:54,838
Goodnight, faithful Slimane.
440
00:41:58,133 --> 00:42:00,343
Kiss your family for me, okay?
441
00:42:00,635 --> 00:42:02,763
How many children? Eight? Nine?
442
00:42:03,055 --> 00:42:03,930
Two, sir.
443
00:42:06,141 --> 00:42:07,184
Kiss them anyway.
444
00:42:10,854 --> 00:42:13,357
Thank you, sir. Goodbye, sir.
445
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,206
Slimane?
446
00:42:30,707 --> 00:42:32,084
Is that you?
447
00:43:10,706 --> 00:43:12,416
My God...
448
00:43:47,284 --> 00:43:49,786
- Are you okay?
- Fine!
449
00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,292
You said it would sting.
450
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,002
It usually does.
451
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:00,589
May I?
452
00:44:01,131 --> 00:44:02,924
Let's not waste any more time.
453
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:07,137
- Are you okay?
- Fine.
454
00:44:10,474 --> 00:44:11,641
What an asshole!
455
00:44:16,188 --> 00:44:19,483
It's just scratches.
You could have been infected.
456
00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:25,030
This doesn't bode well.
457
00:44:26,656 --> 00:44:28,450
Business is bad enough.
458
00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:30,827
Now we've lost 25 chickens.
459
00:44:31,828 --> 00:44:34,164
This was in your assailant's pocket.
460
00:44:34,373 --> 00:44:36,541
Heavens! "Fondouk". What is it?
461
00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:38,502
- It's a café.
- Nothing special?
462
00:44:39,127 --> 00:44:40,712
Just your typical café.
463
00:44:41,963 --> 00:44:43,256
What a shame.
464
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:45,467
We almost had a clue.
465
00:44:47,928 --> 00:44:51,264
Maybe it's worth going there.
You never know.
466
00:44:51,682 --> 00:44:53,308
To find a clue or a lead.
467
00:44:55,394 --> 00:44:57,854
You're right.
I couldn't agree more.
468
00:44:58,522 --> 00:45:01,483
Teach me a little Arabic,
so I'll blend in.
469
00:45:01,733 --> 00:45:03,026
From the beginning:
470
00:45:07,948 --> 00:45:08,699
Excellent!
471
00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:10,492
- What does it mean?
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
472
00:45:14,705 --> 00:45:16,289
It's totally useless.
473
00:45:19,418 --> 00:45:21,211
Unless I need to count to five.
474
00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:23,505
Then it might come in handy.
475
00:45:25,716 --> 00:45:29,553
But I can't go past five
because at "six" I get stuck.
476
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:35,100
Let's try.
Strike while the iron is hot.
477
00:45:35,308 --> 00:45:37,644
Yes. Strike while the iron is hot.
478
00:46:39,039 --> 00:46:41,500
My brothers! My brothers!
479
00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:44,127
In the name of Merciful God
480
00:46:44,503 --> 00:46:46,630
foreigners steal our riches!
481
00:46:47,464 --> 00:46:49,424
They blaspheme our Prophet
482
00:46:49,633 --> 00:46:51,635
and scorn our religion!
483
00:46:52,219 --> 00:46:53,261
This morning
484
00:46:53,470 --> 00:46:56,348
they stopped a muezzin
from doing his duty.
485
00:46:56,932 --> 00:46:58,475
It is a sign from above
486
00:46:58,684 --> 00:46:59,976
to take up arms!
487
00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:01,019
Allah Akbar!
488
00:47:02,396 --> 00:47:03,689
Allah Akbar!
489
00:47:07,818 --> 00:47:09,528
Yes, my brothers,
490
00:47:09,736 --> 00:47:11,363
we will take up arms.
491
00:47:18,995 --> 00:47:20,288
Yes, my brothers,
492
00:47:20,497 --> 00:47:23,291
by attacking the muezzin this morning
493
00:47:23,709 --> 00:47:26,211
they have angered
the Eagles of Keops.
494
00:47:41,685 --> 00:47:43,353
The infidel is among us.
495
00:47:43,562 --> 00:47:45,272
Brothers...
496
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,982
The atheist infidel
497
00:47:47,190 --> 00:47:48,483
who stopped the muezzin
498
00:47:48,692 --> 00:47:50,777
from performing his duty
is here.
499
00:47:50,986 --> 00:47:52,112
It is him!
500
00:48:06,668 --> 00:48:08,253
My head...
501
00:48:12,716 --> 00:48:14,134
My wrists...
502
00:48:18,388 --> 00:48:19,848
Why are you here, mutt?
503
00:48:20,057 --> 00:48:23,685
I hate touristy places.
Your café seemed authentic.
504
00:48:23,894 --> 00:48:27,564
My whip will make you
less of a wise-ass, unbeliever.
505
00:48:27,773 --> 00:48:31,026
Untie me and kiss my wise ass, believer.
506
00:48:42,871 --> 00:48:43,997
Six.
507
00:49:08,647 --> 00:49:09,815
Larmina?
508
00:49:10,190 --> 00:49:12,150
Exposed as the rat you are.
509
00:49:13,151 --> 00:49:14,695
How could you betray me?
510
00:49:15,028 --> 00:49:16,571
Why did I trust you?
511
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:18,740
Women are never to be trusted!
512
00:49:19,533 --> 00:49:23,578
To think I almost let you
make love to me! What a fine mess!
513
00:49:23,787 --> 00:49:25,288
Make love to you?
514
00:49:25,706 --> 00:49:27,416
You silenced a muezzin
515
00:49:27,624 --> 00:49:29,209
just so you could sleep!
516
00:49:29,459 --> 00:49:32,087
I'd rather screw a pig
on a holy Friday!
517
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:37,300
You judge my country and religion
with condescension.
518
00:49:37,592 --> 00:49:39,011
I can't believe it.
519
00:49:39,511 --> 00:49:43,515
Your cigarettes, your mambo, your tits
mixed up with fanatics!
520
00:49:43,807 --> 00:49:45,767
I told you.
You didn't listen.
521
00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:48,061
My father was a great man.
522
00:49:49,062 --> 00:49:53,442
If he hadn't played paddle ball,
he'd have led the revolution!
523
00:49:53,650 --> 00:49:55,986
- You're not like those men.
- I am.
524
00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,196
I fight to be respected.
525
00:49:58,488 --> 00:50:00,323
Too bad they're not like you.
526
00:50:00,615 --> 00:50:04,870
If their bodies were as shapely
as yours, I'd switch teams.
527
00:50:05,078 --> 00:50:07,581
Don't you ever talk
about my body!
528
00:50:09,332 --> 00:50:11,501
If they had such round breasts,
529
00:50:12,836 --> 00:50:14,713
such captivating cleavage,
530
00:50:15,005 --> 00:50:18,592
nipples that perked up
at the slightest emotion or breeze
531
00:50:18,925 --> 00:50:21,219
nipples that you want to nibble...
532
00:50:21,636 --> 00:50:24,681
so pink, so healthy,
swelling with life...
533
00:50:25,474 --> 00:50:26,475
You're a fool.
534
00:50:26,683 --> 00:50:28,643
Yes... but I'm free!
535
00:50:32,898 --> 00:50:35,108
Okay... I'm going.
536
00:50:35,317 --> 00:50:36,610
What about you?
537
00:50:37,110 --> 00:50:40,697
Just kidding.
So long, Larmina... Inch Allah.
538
00:50:42,741 --> 00:50:44,159
I'm such a ham!
539
00:50:47,579 --> 00:50:49,039
Oh yes, I'd forgotten.
540
00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:51,708
You're leaving
without bidding farewell?
541
00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:54,211
I'll bid you farewell,
one by one.
542
00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:57,089
- Go ahead and try.
- Who wants to start?
543
00:51:04,930 --> 00:51:06,181
Go ahead and try...
544
00:51:07,474 --> 00:51:08,725
Who wants to start?
545
00:51:10,977 --> 00:51:14,314
So infidel, you're leaving
without bidding farewell?
546
00:51:15,148 --> 00:51:17,359
One bids farewell
only in polite society.
547
00:53:55,225 --> 00:53:56,560
Good evening.
548
00:53:57,644 --> 00:53:59,354
No messages?
549
00:54:03,191 --> 00:54:05,152
Fine...
550
00:54:05,777 --> 00:54:07,446
I'll be in my room.
551
00:54:19,332 --> 00:54:20,959
He's at the hotel.
552
00:54:21,168 --> 00:54:23,754
Okay. You can stop following him now.
553
00:54:24,337 --> 00:54:27,424
Kill the Frenchman.
He's getting very nosy.
554
00:54:27,716 --> 00:54:28,967
Jackass.
555
00:54:29,551 --> 00:54:31,887
He raped me twice.
Maybe even more.
556
00:54:34,890 --> 00:54:35,682
He's in his room.
557
00:54:35,891 --> 00:54:37,893
Stop following him, I said!
558
00:54:38,518 --> 00:54:39,936
And he has a pistol.
559
00:54:41,396 --> 00:54:42,481
It can penetrate...
560
00:54:42,689 --> 00:54:45,734
He's just a small spy
with a big ego.
561
00:54:45,942 --> 00:54:47,235
He's not dangerous?
562
00:54:47,486 --> 00:54:48,987
Not at all.
563
00:54:52,783 --> 00:54:56,036
French Embassy
564
00:55:17,724 --> 00:55:18,850
Hubert, old chap.
565
00:55:19,059 --> 00:55:20,894
Plantieux, good to see you!
566
00:55:21,937 --> 00:55:23,897
- How long has it been?
- Too long!
567
00:55:25,232 --> 00:55:27,984
Like I say: "When it's long,
it's too long!"
568
00:55:35,450 --> 00:55:37,119
- On the rocks?
- The usual!
569
00:55:46,670 --> 00:55:47,963
Funny...
570
00:55:49,548 --> 00:55:51,299
To our colonial empire!
571
00:55:58,807 --> 00:56:00,225
The unrest here...
572
00:56:00,434 --> 00:56:04,438
in Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia,
the fall of Dien Bien Phu...
573
00:56:04,688 --> 00:56:07,858
But trust me. We'll persevere
and keep our colonies!
574
00:56:08,275 --> 00:56:09,568
Inch Allah, Plantieux.
575
00:56:10,444 --> 00:56:12,279
- How's it going?
- It's not.
576
00:56:12,487 --> 00:56:16,033
I searched the S.C.E.P.
All I found are chicken receipts.
577
00:56:16,783 --> 00:56:18,076
What do you think?
578
00:56:19,286 --> 00:56:21,413
The books are far from great,
579
00:56:21,621 --> 00:56:23,165
but there's potential.
580
00:56:24,124 --> 00:56:26,293
Two years ago, our largest competitor
581
00:56:26,501 --> 00:56:29,921
had 85% of the market.
Now we're number one.
582
00:56:35,177 --> 00:56:36,553
In fact...
583
00:56:37,137 --> 00:56:40,223
I wanted your take
on the Jefferson case...
584
00:56:41,516 --> 00:56:43,393
Jack... Of course...
585
00:56:43,894 --> 00:56:45,771
I still don't know who did it.
586
00:56:46,563 --> 00:56:48,315
But if ever I found out...
587
00:56:51,109 --> 00:56:52,194
Thank you.
588
00:56:53,111 --> 00:56:53,904
What's this?
589
00:56:54,363 --> 00:56:57,074
Jack's writing.
"Kapov" is the Russian ship
590
00:56:57,282 --> 00:57:00,494
that's missing. This is important.
Here's your clue!
591
00:57:02,079 --> 00:57:04,414
These matchbooks keep popping up.
592
00:57:04,748 --> 00:57:08,418
The chicken-chucker left this.
It led me straight to...
593
00:57:10,003 --> 00:57:11,380
to the...
594
00:57:11,922 --> 00:57:13,632
- The Eagles of...
- Keops?
595
00:57:15,801 --> 00:57:18,178
Another clue! Good job!
Hat's off!
596
00:57:18,387 --> 00:57:21,640
I was in a crowd clamoring
for revolution and arms.
597
00:57:21,932 --> 00:57:23,934
The Eagles are getting arms?
598
00:57:25,852 --> 00:57:29,940
Worrisome. Warn the Egyptian government.
I'll tell Paris.
599
00:57:30,982 --> 00:57:32,234
Well done, old chap.
600
00:57:32,442 --> 00:57:35,654
Intuition, discretion, deduction...
Pure OSS 117!
601
00:57:35,862 --> 00:57:39,157
A question of brainpower
and concentration.
602
00:57:39,366 --> 00:57:43,328
Talk to that Russian, Setine.
He's always at the steam bath.
603
00:57:44,204 --> 00:57:45,414
Okay.
604
00:57:47,541 --> 00:57:48,709
Paris. Code red.
605
00:57:53,714 --> 00:57:54,965
I'm off.
606
00:57:56,341 --> 00:57:59,052
What should I do,
before the steam bath?
607
00:58:00,053 --> 00:58:02,097
The government.
608
00:58:02,806 --> 00:58:03,598
Of Egypt.
609
00:58:05,809 --> 00:58:07,269
That's right.
610
00:58:08,687 --> 00:58:10,063
Well, I'm off.
611
00:58:12,357 --> 00:58:13,817
So long, Plantieux.
612
00:58:16,695 --> 00:58:18,071
Code red.
613
00:58:39,551 --> 00:58:42,512
Thank you for warning us,
Mr. Bonisseur de la Bath.
614
00:58:42,721 --> 00:58:44,097
We'll take immediate action.
615
00:58:44,306 --> 00:58:45,515
It's perfectly normal.
616
00:58:45,724 --> 00:58:49,019
The Eagles want us
to return to the Middle Ages.
617
00:58:49,853 --> 00:58:54,399
That unconscionable attack
on the muezzin sent them over the edge.
618
00:58:55,359 --> 00:58:56,485
Did it?
619
00:58:58,737 --> 00:59:00,447
This fountain is pretty.
620
00:59:03,617 --> 00:59:06,078
I love the white noise water makes.
621
00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:15,295
The first puff is for you,
Mr. Bonisseur de la Bath.
622
00:59:16,671 --> 00:59:20,967
It's soothing, and leads
to pleasant, intelligent conversation.
623
00:59:21,176 --> 00:59:23,261
An ancient Oriental tradition.
624
00:59:23,470 --> 00:59:25,555
Then I'd love to start smoking again.
625
00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:32,229
How flattering to see
a man like you
626
00:59:32,521 --> 00:59:34,690
speak our language so fluently.
627
00:59:35,065 --> 00:59:39,277
I won't be sharing the hookah
with a guest, but a friend.
628
00:59:40,237 --> 00:59:41,905
Our country's development
629
00:59:42,114 --> 00:59:46,368
and modernization have made
some people jealous and bitter.
630
00:59:46,618 --> 00:59:50,330
Not just the Eagles,
but our degenerate royal family.
631
00:59:50,622 --> 00:59:54,793
They won't accept that we removed
crooked Farouk from power.
632
00:59:56,586 --> 00:59:58,922
They may be a family of degenerates
633
00:59:59,297 --> 01:00:01,925
but Princess Al Tarouk
is worth the trip!
634
01:00:02,175 --> 01:00:04,344
That royal blood sure can boil!
635
01:00:04,553 --> 01:00:07,973
The way she squeals!
A real fishmonger's wife!
636
01:00:25,282 --> 01:00:31,288
Getting back to Egypt...
Development, modernization okay, but...
637
01:00:31,496 --> 01:00:33,290
Thank God for the West.
638
01:00:33,498 --> 01:00:34,249
Pardon me?
639
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:36,585
Look at the canal. Pardon you!
640
01:00:36,877 --> 01:00:38,795
Good thing it's European-run!
641
01:00:39,087 --> 01:00:40,881
Not like your city streets!
642
01:00:41,089 --> 01:00:42,924
I'm telling you as a friend.
643
01:00:43,675 --> 01:00:45,510
It's 1955. Come on, wake up!
644
01:00:46,136 --> 01:00:49,848
Donkeys and jellabas
and writing you can't read...
645
01:00:56,063 --> 01:00:57,647
It's time to grow up!
646
01:00:59,066 --> 01:01:00,692
Time to grow up, man!
647
01:01:03,653 --> 01:01:08,158
I'm in poultry.
In terms of chicken alone, it's a mess!
648
01:01:09,659 --> 01:01:10,911
Never the right papers.
649
01:01:17,751 --> 01:01:21,213
If we weren't allies,
you'd be rotting in jail!
650
01:01:21,546 --> 01:01:22,798
What did I say?
651
01:01:26,718 --> 01:01:28,011
Fat ass.
652
01:01:29,221 --> 01:01:32,015
Suleyman Pacha
Steam Bath
653
01:01:32,683 --> 01:01:36,353
It's a good thing
you came to see me, Mr. Bramard.
654
01:01:36,561 --> 01:01:38,605
Your skin is terribly dry.
655
01:01:39,398 --> 01:01:40,482
Really?
656
01:01:41,316 --> 01:01:42,818
You should moisturize.
657
01:01:43,068 --> 01:01:45,654
A moisturizer
with high penetrability.
658
01:01:47,072 --> 01:01:48,115
It's heaven.
659
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,079
I love being rubbed with oil.
660
01:01:56,373 --> 01:01:58,458
Did you have something to tell me?
661
01:01:58,667 --> 01:02:00,794
Yes. Does "Kapov" sound familiar?
662
01:02:05,340 --> 01:02:09,302
Sounds like my country's ship
that disappeared last month.
663
01:02:10,178 --> 01:02:13,098
Allow me to confide you
to expert hands.
664
01:02:13,306 --> 01:02:15,767
The best of the Suleyman Pacha Bath.
665
01:02:16,226 --> 01:02:18,145
And the best of the Orient,
666
01:02:18,729 --> 01:02:20,022
Khalid.
667
01:02:20,564 --> 01:02:23,400
He's the tall one.
The other is Loktar.
668
01:02:23,650 --> 01:02:27,696
Khalid mixes two traditional
massage methods: the shiatsu
669
01:02:27,904 --> 01:02:30,657
for the nerve centers
and the Nuan Thai
670
01:02:30,866 --> 01:02:32,325
for stretching.
671
01:02:34,244 --> 01:02:35,454
It's staggering!
672
01:02:35,662 --> 01:02:38,582
Khalid is a master.
A maalem, as they say.
673
01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:40,959
Invigorating.
674
01:02:41,168 --> 01:02:44,921
Would you like the session to last
or will you talk?
675
01:02:45,130 --> 01:02:46,256
Talk about what?
676
01:02:46,465 --> 01:02:48,175
Your partner, Jefferson.
677
01:02:48,425 --> 01:02:50,594
- Jack's out of town.
- Nice try!
678
01:02:50,802 --> 01:02:53,764
You're as much in poultry
as I am in lamb.
679
01:02:53,972 --> 01:02:56,725
The Kapov. Soviet ship.
Disappears one day
680
01:02:56,933 --> 01:02:59,311
with a cargo of arms.
The day after,
681
01:02:59,519 --> 01:03:02,189
Jefferson disappears.
Odd, isn't it?
682
01:03:02,397 --> 01:03:06,109
My sole purpose here
is to increase my chicken sales.
683
01:03:06,735 --> 01:03:08,153
Lymphatic drainage!
684
01:03:08,779 --> 01:03:10,989
At the Embassy you had a matchbook
685
01:03:11,198 --> 01:03:13,617
with "Kapov" written in it. Odd, no?
686
01:03:13,825 --> 01:03:16,870
I want to break into
the Jordanian and Syrian markets.
687
01:03:17,079 --> 01:03:20,916
Enough, Bramard!
Or should I call you OSS 117?
688
01:03:21,124 --> 01:03:23,210
Where's the Kapov?
Where are the arms?
689
01:03:23,418 --> 01:03:25,837
And where's Jefferson?
Three questions.
690
01:03:28,590 --> 01:03:29,841
One answer.
691
01:03:30,550 --> 01:03:31,593
Two answers.
692
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:37,933
And three answers.
693
01:03:40,310 --> 01:03:43,397
Truth is,
they came "Russian" at me.
694
01:04:09,089 --> 01:04:10,674
Hello, Moeller.
695
01:04:10,882 --> 01:04:12,300
Get in, Herr Bramard.
696
01:04:18,265 --> 01:04:19,725
How's our friend Setine?
697
01:04:19,933 --> 01:04:21,518
Just fair, alas.
698
01:04:23,270 --> 01:04:24,730
What do you want, Moeller?
699
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:29,317
That trip to the pyramids...
Still up for it?
700
01:04:29,526 --> 01:04:30,944
It'll be a pleasure.
701
01:04:31,153 --> 01:04:32,946
- Tomorrow?
- Tomorrow.
702
01:04:33,155 --> 01:04:34,281
Good.
703
01:04:37,034 --> 01:04:39,286
Shall I drop you at your hotel?
704
01:04:39,494 --> 01:04:43,582
I'd prefer the S.C.E.P.
I have some work to do.
705
01:05:10,067 --> 01:05:11,902
He just left the hotel.
706
01:05:19,159 --> 01:05:20,702
Herr Bramard,
707
01:05:21,661 --> 01:05:23,413
how paltry is our poultry
708
01:05:23,622 --> 01:05:26,750
before these masterpieces
of ancient history?
709
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:31,838
I haven't the slightest idea...
Very?
710
01:05:34,049 --> 01:05:36,468
What happened to Setine is awful.
711
01:05:36,885 --> 01:05:38,804
I've heard such wild rumors.
712
01:05:40,013 --> 01:05:43,308
It would seem that
his morals were ambiguous.
713
01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:46,645
Especially in the bathhouse
where you met.
714
01:05:46,895 --> 01:05:47,979
Did you know?
715
01:05:48,939 --> 01:05:50,273
I had no idea.
716
01:05:50,482 --> 01:05:54,486
How strange.
Rumor has it that you and he...
717
01:05:54,695 --> 01:05:56,196
Well I had no idea!
718
01:05:56,405 --> 01:05:57,948
Let's keep it that way.
719
01:05:58,907 --> 01:06:00,283
Men belong with women.
720
01:06:00,492 --> 01:06:03,704
The rest is perversion
and mental illness.
721
01:06:04,496 --> 01:06:06,373
I couldn't agree more.
722
01:06:10,919 --> 01:06:13,964
Entrance to Pyramids
723
01:06:14,214 --> 01:06:17,884
Herr Bramard... you'll see,
it's quite amazing.
724
01:06:18,927 --> 01:06:20,095
Come here.
725
01:06:24,641 --> 01:06:26,643
This sudden intimacy is fitting.
726
01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:28,520
I have some questions for you.
727
01:06:28,729 --> 01:06:30,897
Where's the Kapov? Where's Jefferson?
728
01:06:31,106 --> 01:06:35,068
You disappoint me.
I thought you came for the pyramids.
729
01:06:35,277 --> 01:06:37,237
I didn't. I couldn't care less.
730
01:06:37,612 --> 01:06:41,742
You're wrong. It's inside
that their splendor is apparent.
731
01:06:41,950 --> 01:06:43,160
Where are we going?
732
01:06:43,368 --> 01:06:45,579
Don't worry, Herr Bramard.
733
01:06:53,128 --> 01:06:54,671
Good heavens!
734
01:07:00,052 --> 01:07:02,346
What is this three-ring circus?
735
01:07:03,805 --> 01:07:06,391
Colonel Moeller,
of the German Wehrmacht.
736
01:07:06,683 --> 01:07:09,227
Good to have you among us, OSS 117.
737
01:07:11,813 --> 01:07:13,565
I've waited ages for this.
738
01:07:13,899 --> 01:07:15,400
Ten years, in fact.
739
01:07:15,609 --> 01:07:19,321
Ever since you killed my friend,
Colonel von Umsprung.
740
01:07:19,613 --> 01:07:21,031
- Von...?
- Umpsprung.
741
01:07:21,239 --> 01:07:23,658
Colonel Hermann von Umsprung,
Waffen SS.
742
01:07:23,867 --> 01:07:26,912
- I can't remember.
- Think. Tall with dark hair.
743
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:30,415
I've killed so many Nazis,
I've lost track.
744
01:07:30,916 --> 01:07:32,918
But each time was a pleasure.
745
01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:34,753
Hermann...
746
01:07:43,970 --> 01:07:45,138
Catch!
747
01:07:48,433 --> 01:07:50,852
That's what you call hitting...
748
01:07:51,061 --> 01:07:51,978
hard?
749
01:07:54,231 --> 01:07:55,482
Hermann...
750
01:07:56,525 --> 01:07:59,903
he occupies my thoughts
since he fell from that plane.
751
01:08:00,195 --> 01:08:01,780
Oh, him!
752
01:08:03,365 --> 01:08:05,575
- The V2 blueprints.
- Exactly.
753
01:08:05,784 --> 01:08:08,787
Okay, okay, now I see,
now I see, yes, yes.
754
01:08:08,995 --> 01:08:10,872
The blueprints for the Americans.
755
01:08:11,081 --> 01:08:12,207
Exactly!
756
01:08:12,416 --> 01:08:13,500
Tall guy, dark hair.
757
01:08:13,709 --> 01:08:15,335
- Exactly!
- Sweet guy.
758
01:08:15,544 --> 01:08:18,380
That's right.
Hermann von Umpsrung, my friend.
759
01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:20,632
Yes, yes, Hermann. Nice mission.
760
01:08:21,633 --> 01:08:23,051
Nice mission.
761
01:08:24,761 --> 01:08:27,014
My God, so you killed Jefferson!
762
01:08:27,222 --> 01:08:30,183
Unfortunately, not.
Someone got there first.
763
01:08:30,392 --> 01:08:32,769
But I'll make up for it with you.
764
01:08:33,729 --> 01:08:35,897
- Tie him up.
- Shut up, Loktar!
765
01:08:36,106 --> 01:08:37,774
- You?
- You've met, right?
766
01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:40,068
What's up, 117!
767
01:08:40,277 --> 01:08:44,948
Not just a coward, but a traitor,
as your size leads one to expect.
768
01:08:45,157 --> 01:08:48,493
Who the hell are you?
Who are you? Nardim amouk.
769
01:08:48,702 --> 01:08:50,037
Quiet, Loktar!
770
01:08:50,495 --> 01:08:52,956
- Where is the Kapov?
- I won't say.
771
01:08:53,165 --> 01:08:56,752
Nazis and their ideology
have always left me... nonplussed.
772
01:08:59,796 --> 01:09:02,466
Funny how Nazis
are always the bad guys.
773
01:09:03,175 --> 01:09:05,969
This is 1955, Herr Bramard.
774
01:09:06,178 --> 01:09:08,638
Don't we deserve a second chance?
775
01:09:08,847 --> 01:09:09,598
Thanks.
776
01:09:09,806 --> 01:09:10,891
Tie him up.
777
01:09:11,099 --> 01:09:14,102
Enough, Loktar! Shut up
or I'll shut you up.
778
01:09:15,771 --> 01:09:18,273
You're tolerated here!
Barely tolerated!
779
01:09:18,774 --> 01:09:21,276
I'm a little embarrassed, because...
780
01:09:21,735 --> 01:09:24,988
I can't say "Speak or I'll kill you"
781
01:09:25,197 --> 01:09:28,492
because I'll be killing you anyway.
For Hermann...
782
01:09:29,534 --> 01:09:32,037
But... this will perhaps
783
01:09:32,245 --> 01:09:34,081
make you want to help me.
784
01:09:43,548 --> 01:09:44,925
So Herr Bramard,
785
01:09:45,133 --> 01:09:46,510
what will it be?
786
01:09:46,802 --> 01:09:49,638
The arms... or your secretary?
787
01:09:50,514 --> 01:09:52,349
She's no longer under my employ.
788
01:09:55,185 --> 01:09:56,603
How does she look?
789
01:10:00,399 --> 01:10:02,609
Shall I undress her before my men?
790
01:10:02,818 --> 01:10:05,112
Do as you please.
She leaves me ice-cold.
791
01:10:07,531 --> 01:10:09,157
How silly of me.
792
01:10:12,536 --> 01:10:15,497
It would have been easier
with Herr Setine
793
01:10:15,706 --> 01:10:19,584
instead. With his wonderful
weenie-wandering hands!
794
01:10:19,793 --> 01:10:21,586
Weenie? What weenie?
795
01:10:21,795 --> 01:10:23,505
"I love being rubbed with oil."
796
01:10:23,714 --> 01:10:25,298
- I never said that!
- I saw!
797
01:10:25,507 --> 01:10:27,134
You're talking nonsense!
798
01:10:31,513 --> 01:10:33,223
Total nonsense!
799
01:10:39,771 --> 01:10:42,357
Let me show you something,
Herr Bramard.
800
01:10:47,863 --> 01:10:50,323
You see these screens?
A surveillance system,
801
01:10:50,532 --> 01:10:52,868
incredibly hi-tech.
802
01:10:53,285 --> 01:10:54,828
It's just amazing.
803
01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:59,499
Machines that allow you
to record on magnetic tapes.
804
01:11:02,461 --> 01:11:05,964
VTMs: Video Tape Machines.
805
01:11:09,009 --> 01:11:10,177
Loktar...
806
01:11:14,264 --> 01:11:16,475
Once the screens warm up...
807
01:11:17,517 --> 01:11:19,478
- Adieu, Moeller.
- What the hell?
808
01:11:24,274 --> 01:11:26,234
I said "Tie him up!"
809
01:11:27,069 --> 01:11:28,612
And I said "Shut up!"
810
01:11:31,365 --> 01:11:32,449
How did you do that?
811
01:11:32,657 --> 01:11:36,286
When a culture grabs your interest,
you learn the language.
812
01:11:39,289 --> 01:11:41,458
In this case,
it was hieroglyphics.
813
01:11:43,293 --> 01:11:45,087
How do we get out of here?
814
01:11:45,295 --> 01:11:47,381
We'll never get out of here!
815
01:11:48,048 --> 01:11:50,509
No one ever got out of here.
816
01:11:51,927 --> 01:11:54,638
The Kephren Pyramid will be out tomb!
817
01:11:54,846 --> 01:11:57,641
In 150 years
they'll find our skeletons.
818
01:11:57,849 --> 01:11:59,851
Walled in for life! For life!
819
01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:03,230
We'll have to eat our feet
and clothes...
820
01:12:03,438 --> 01:12:04,731
We're going to die!
821
01:12:05,482 --> 01:12:06,274
Are you coming?
822
01:12:17,202 --> 01:12:19,204
Thank you, you saved my life.
823
01:12:19,413 --> 01:12:20,914
No, I didn't.
824
01:12:21,164 --> 01:12:24,584
I hated that fascist's insinuations
about my sexuality.
825
01:12:25,419 --> 01:12:27,295
How are the Eagles of Keops?
826
01:12:27,504 --> 01:12:29,673
Fine.
Fighting for the right cause.
827
01:12:29,881 --> 01:12:35,303
The cause got me thrown into the canal,
into a skeleton junkyard.
828
01:12:36,555 --> 01:12:37,431
Oh yes...
829
01:12:42,853 --> 01:12:45,564
The paddle ball I found
round your father's neck.
830
01:12:49,776 --> 01:12:51,653
A great man of great importance.
831
01:12:52,904 --> 01:12:55,198
That was no innocent
paddle ball accident.
832
01:12:56,867 --> 01:12:58,618
We have an hour's hump ahead.
833
01:13:03,707 --> 01:13:07,544
Don't cry. Figure out
who had the most to gain.
834
01:13:43,497 --> 01:13:46,750
"Stop following him"
means "Stop following him."
835
01:13:48,168 --> 01:13:50,212
Not "Keep on following him."
836
01:13:51,672 --> 01:13:54,424
Or else I say
"Keep on following him."
837
01:14:12,567 --> 01:14:15,153
Lucien, I've...
I've thought it over.
838
01:14:16,613 --> 01:14:19,908
Only one man hated my father.
The Imam of the Eagles.
839
01:14:20,117 --> 01:14:22,661
- The I...?
- Mam. The old man at the café.
840
01:14:23,245 --> 01:14:25,038
I'll kill him
with my own two hands.
841
01:14:25,247 --> 01:14:27,624
You can't kill people on a lark.
842
01:14:27,833 --> 01:14:30,293
I'm sorry about the other night.
843
01:14:31,545 --> 01:14:32,379
I'm not sorry.
844
01:14:32,921 --> 01:14:35,173
What I saw
made the torture worth it.
845
01:14:35,674 --> 01:14:38,010
The worst torture
was not seeing more.
846
01:14:38,969 --> 01:14:40,012
You embarrass me.
847
01:14:40,387 --> 01:14:42,055
- I'm flattered.
- As am I.
848
01:14:45,434 --> 01:14:48,687
The Eagles of Keops
are arming themselves.
849
01:14:48,979 --> 01:14:52,816
And the Kapov disappeared
while transporting arms.
850
01:14:53,025 --> 01:14:54,568
That's a lot of arms.
851
01:14:55,652 --> 01:14:56,945
Probably the same arms.
852
01:15:00,157 --> 01:15:00,949
Possibly.
853
01:15:01,324 --> 01:15:02,826
But something's fishy.
854
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,496
Jack was killed.
In a matchbook he wrote "Kapov."
855
01:15:06,788 --> 01:15:09,041
Maybe he learned it had arms on it.
856
01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:12,377
Possible.
But how does the Princess fit in?
857
01:15:12,586 --> 01:15:14,713
Maybe she wants arms too.
858
01:15:17,174 --> 01:15:19,718
Larmina,
let me tell you how I see it.
859
01:15:20,177 --> 01:15:22,304
Maybe Jack knew the Kapov had arms.
860
01:15:22,512 --> 01:15:23,847
The Princess may want arms.
861
01:15:24,681 --> 01:15:27,726
The Eagles of Keoops
may want the same arms.
862
01:15:28,935 --> 01:15:29,686
Could be.
863
01:15:29,895 --> 01:15:31,980
Yes, I think it holds water!
864
01:15:35,484 --> 01:15:37,027
Invite the madman here.
865
01:15:37,235 --> 01:15:38,111
The Imam.
866
01:15:38,612 --> 01:15:41,323
Offer him a drink and get him to talk.
867
01:15:41,531 --> 01:15:43,700
He dishonors our religion.
868
01:15:47,329 --> 01:15:49,664
You see those folkloric musicians?
869
01:15:50,791 --> 01:15:51,583
Traditional.
870
01:15:52,292 --> 01:15:54,086
I don't know the Arab word.
871
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,589
What's that guitar
shaped like a crab cake?
872
01:15:58,131 --> 01:15:59,007
An oud.
873
01:16:00,592 --> 01:16:02,135
Now here's the plan.
874
01:16:06,473 --> 01:16:07,766
Excuse me?
875
01:19:00,856 --> 01:19:03,275
Let's get out of here.
876
01:19:03,775 --> 01:19:05,444
What a racket!
877
01:19:32,095 --> 01:19:34,056
I'll be back in an hour.
878
01:19:59,831 --> 01:20:02,709
Thank you, thank you.
La choukrane to all.
879
01:20:04,252 --> 01:20:08,382
He said he's picking up the arms
on Pier 17 at nine.
880
01:20:08,590 --> 01:20:12,177
They're being sold by a white man
in a torn jellaba.
881
01:20:12,386 --> 01:20:13,679
Another jellaba?
882
01:20:13,887 --> 01:20:17,307
Like the chicken-chucker,
the arms dealer and a Brit-killer.
883
01:20:17,557 --> 01:20:19,685
It's probably the same jellaba.
884
01:20:22,020 --> 01:20:23,730
One jellaba for three people?
885
01:20:23,939 --> 01:20:27,150
Your sweet,
but it's probably the same person.
886
01:20:27,359 --> 01:20:28,110
Probably...
887
01:20:28,318 --> 01:20:29,695
Ten to seven.
888
01:20:29,903 --> 01:20:32,155
We must act
before he gets the arms.
889
01:20:32,364 --> 01:20:33,949
- Let me come.
- Impossible.
890
01:20:34,157 --> 01:20:37,202
You've risked enough.
Tell Plantieux at the Embassy:
891
01:20:37,411 --> 01:20:41,498
"Chicken chucker, arms dealer,
Brit-killer: one man." Get that?
892
01:20:41,707 --> 01:20:43,083
Got it.
893
01:20:44,084 --> 01:20:45,210
You sure?
894
01:20:46,086 --> 01:20:48,964
If not, say so.
No shame in not understanding.
895
01:20:49,172 --> 01:20:50,340
No, I understood.
896
01:20:53,427 --> 01:20:55,887
I can write it down.
It'll take a minute.
897
01:20:56,138 --> 01:20:58,598
- I said I understand.
- I'll trust you.
898
01:20:58,807 --> 01:21:00,934
Big problem at the S.C.E.P.!
899
01:21:01,143 --> 01:21:04,479
My God, my chickens!
First the S.C.E.P., then the arms.
900
01:21:13,989 --> 01:21:15,782
Step on it, Slimane!
901
01:21:21,204 --> 01:21:22,080
Faster!
902
01:21:32,257 --> 01:21:36,261
Thank you, Slimane...
devoted pillar of the S.C.E.P.
903
01:21:36,470 --> 01:21:38,096
I know, you're my friend.
904
01:21:40,724 --> 01:21:43,101
Here. Buy shoes for your kids.
905
01:21:43,310 --> 01:21:46,855
It'll be tough.
They're at university in New York.
906
01:21:53,987 --> 01:21:55,405
My head...
907
01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:59,701
So Bramard... you're coming to?
908
01:22:00,827 --> 01:22:01,953
You know Slimane...
909
01:22:02,329 --> 01:22:05,457
Slimane? You?
My devoted foreman...
910
01:22:05,666 --> 01:22:08,502
Bramard! A foreman like him
deserves to be
911
01:22:08,710 --> 01:22:10,379
- cherished.
- I cherish him!
912
01:22:10,587 --> 01:22:13,548
With coins and trinkets.
That's not cherishing!
913
01:22:14,466 --> 01:22:16,301
Here! My good luck charm.
914
01:22:19,721 --> 01:22:22,641
President Coty.
How dare you? Crooked pillar!
915
01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:25,894
Get back down!
Don't try acting smart!
916
01:22:26,103 --> 01:22:27,354
Get it?
917
01:22:30,232 --> 01:22:33,652
What do you want?
Where's the Kapov? The arms? Jack?
918
01:22:33,860 --> 01:22:37,322
I couldn't care less about that!
I don't care! Understand?
919
01:22:37,531 --> 01:22:40,117
Before Jefferson arrived,
I was the king!
920
01:22:40,325 --> 01:22:41,910
The boss! The big boy!
921
01:22:42,119 --> 01:22:43,495
Then the S.E.P. came.
922
01:22:43,704 --> 01:22:45,330
- The S.C.E.P.
- Yeah whatever.
923
01:22:45,539 --> 01:22:50,043
The S.E.P. came and stole my clients.
One by one.
924
01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:52,254
Now all I want
925
01:22:52,921 --> 01:22:57,426
is for you to sign this paper
authorizing the S.E.P.
926
01:22:57,634 --> 01:22:58,385
The S.C.E.P.
927
01:22:58,844 --> 01:23:03,098
The S.E.P. or the S.C.E.P.
since Slimane is such a smarty pants!
928
01:23:03,765 --> 01:23:06,143
Sell it to me,
or just give it to me.
929
01:23:06,351 --> 01:23:08,562
Then you'll be free to go.
930
01:23:08,770 --> 01:23:11,273
Give you the S.C.E.P.?
I'd rather die!
931
01:23:11,648 --> 01:23:14,860
You want to end up
like your chickens, Bramard?
932
01:23:15,068 --> 01:23:18,780
Decapitated, gutted, feathered?
Is that what you want?
933
01:23:18,989 --> 01:23:20,407
For my chickens, yes!
934
01:23:20,741 --> 01:23:24,036
I'll shoot you like a bird!
You won't know what hit you!
935
01:23:24,244 --> 01:23:26,621
Don't insist.
You'll get nothing. Walou.
936
01:23:27,998 --> 01:23:30,042
You don't impress me, Bramard.
937
01:23:30,417 --> 01:23:31,585
You're a clown.
938
01:23:32,586 --> 01:23:34,087
Poor guy.
939
01:23:36,340 --> 01:23:37,841
So long, Bramard.
940
01:23:38,884 --> 01:23:40,594
You were warned.
941
01:23:44,723 --> 01:23:46,725
What's going on here?
942
01:23:48,602 --> 01:23:52,105
One of the canons...
Something is clogging it.
943
01:23:56,068 --> 01:23:56,902
It's jammed.
944
01:23:57,110 --> 01:24:01,156
Jammed, jammed, I see it's jammed!
Do I look stupid?
945
01:24:04,076 --> 01:24:04,951
You shouldn't...
946
01:24:16,129 --> 01:24:19,466
See Slimane?
That's why his chicken sales declined.
947
01:24:19,675 --> 01:24:22,511
Shoddy maintenance
means shoddy quality.
948
01:24:23,595 --> 01:24:26,723
I won't punish you.
You've learned your lesson.
949
01:24:27,015 --> 01:24:28,308
Am I wrong?
950
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,354
Your silence is golden.
951
01:24:41,571 --> 01:24:44,324
He's very stupid... or very smart.
952
01:24:49,204 --> 01:24:51,206
Pier 17
953
01:25:00,799 --> 01:25:02,467
Don't move, old madman!
954
01:25:05,637 --> 01:25:06,972
That was a warning.
955
01:25:09,224 --> 01:25:11,435
You? I thought the fish ate you.
956
01:25:11,643 --> 01:25:14,062
They found me inedible.
957
01:25:14,271 --> 01:25:16,565
Too many muscles, too many nerves.
958
01:25:16,773 --> 01:25:18,400
Wretched dog!
959
01:25:18,608 --> 01:25:19,443
Charming greeting.
960
01:25:19,651 --> 01:25:21,987
Hands up, OSS 117.
961
01:25:24,573 --> 01:25:26,158
Drop your gun.
962
01:25:27,492 --> 01:25:28,785
Move forward.
963
01:25:31,538 --> 01:25:33,498
Further... to the Imam.
964
01:25:33,707 --> 01:25:34,833
The I...?
965
01:25:35,042 --> 01:25:36,626
Mam. The Imam.
966
01:25:37,753 --> 01:25:40,047
Oh, him! Now I get it.
967
01:25:45,469 --> 01:25:47,888
- Got the money?
- Yes. Got the arms?
968
01:25:49,097 --> 01:25:50,182
Over there.
969
01:25:52,142 --> 01:25:55,395
Allow me to give him to you
as a bonus.
970
01:25:55,645 --> 01:25:57,230
Choukrane, Mr...
971
01:25:57,606 --> 01:25:58,607
Mr...?
972
01:25:58,815 --> 01:25:59,941
Mr...
973
01:26:00,609 --> 01:26:01,777
Jefferson.
974
01:26:05,739 --> 01:26:07,699
- Hello, Hubert.
- You're not dead?
975
01:26:07,908 --> 01:26:09,409
OSS 283 is dead.
976
01:26:09,868 --> 01:26:11,495
- But you're not dead?
- No.
977
01:26:11,703 --> 01:26:15,957
I never figured you were alive.
In fact I thought you were dead.
978
01:26:16,166 --> 01:26:17,417
I was pretending.
979
01:26:18,001 --> 01:26:19,419
My God!
980
01:26:22,422 --> 01:26:23,548
So it was you who...
981
01:26:26,259 --> 01:26:27,636
I figured you were dead.
982
01:26:32,516 --> 01:26:35,018
My friend. My brother.
983
01:26:36,103 --> 01:26:37,396
Your friend?
984
01:26:38,230 --> 01:26:40,232
That's not how I remember it.
985
01:26:46,071 --> 01:26:47,406
Twenty-three to zero!
986
01:26:47,614 --> 01:26:49,324
I'm whipping your ass!
987
01:26:49,700 --> 01:26:53,328
You can't play, Jack! You suck!
988
01:26:59,668 --> 01:27:02,254
That's not how I remember it.
989
01:27:04,756 --> 01:27:06,008
Why did you do it?
990
01:27:06,216 --> 01:27:08,135
Money, Hubert. A lot of money.
991
01:27:09,803 --> 01:27:12,597
You can't live on President Coty's smile.
992
01:27:12,889 --> 01:27:15,100
Lots of money, thanks to that!
993
01:27:17,477 --> 01:27:19,479
- Excuse me.
- Can I have a second?
994
01:27:19,688 --> 01:27:22,024
- Can I have my arms?
- Over there.
995
01:27:22,232 --> 01:27:23,608
This is boring me.
996
01:27:23,817 --> 01:27:25,777
I want my arms and him dead.
997
01:27:25,986 --> 01:27:28,280
We're getting there...
998
01:27:29,406 --> 01:27:32,034
Imam... claim your prize.
999
01:27:35,620 --> 01:27:37,414
So long, OSS 117.
1000
01:27:40,042 --> 01:27:41,626
Die for your sins.
1001
01:27:41,835 --> 01:27:43,337
Larmina, what a surprise!
1002
01:27:43,545 --> 01:27:45,839
- Mr. Jefferson.
- See? He's not dead!
1003
01:27:46,048 --> 01:27:46,965
I was sure of it.
1004
01:27:47,174 --> 01:27:48,800
The entire S.C.E.P. is here.
1005
01:27:49,009 --> 01:27:50,969
Who goes first? You or her?
1006
01:27:51,178 --> 01:27:53,138
Drop your gun, Jefferson!
1007
01:27:54,264 --> 01:27:58,101
You double-crossed me
and went with the Eagles instead.
1008
01:27:58,310 --> 01:28:02,064
The Imam bid higher.
But now I'll take your offer.
1009
01:28:02,272 --> 01:28:03,940
Here's my offer.
1010
01:28:04,649 --> 01:28:05,776
Take it or leave it.
1011
01:28:05,984 --> 01:28:09,363
Women! Once you let them
out of the kitchen...
1012
01:28:10,238 --> 01:28:11,656
It's to clean up!
1013
01:28:42,521 --> 01:28:43,730
Enough!
1014
01:28:47,693 --> 01:28:48,735
I said enough!
1015
01:29:47,169 --> 01:29:47,961
Enough!
1016
01:29:49,963 --> 01:29:52,132
Listen, Princess!
Tell me exactly...
1017
01:29:56,178 --> 01:29:57,512
Make haste!
1018
01:29:58,013 --> 01:29:59,890
We have a boat to catch.
1019
01:30:11,151 --> 01:30:12,527
There, Larmina.
1020
01:30:13,445 --> 01:30:14,821
Order is restored.
1021
01:30:16,698 --> 01:30:20,160
Egypt will be at peace
for centuries to come.
1022
01:30:27,959 --> 01:30:29,628
I meant to tell you...
1023
01:30:30,379 --> 01:30:32,714
Maybe I shocked you a few times.
1024
01:30:33,799 --> 01:30:34,466
Yes.
1025
01:30:37,177 --> 01:30:37,886
At least twice.
1026
01:30:38,095 --> 01:30:42,182
My penchant for clean cars,
and the fact that I don't smoke.
1027
01:30:42,557 --> 01:30:44,976
Thanks to you,
I learned something.
1028
01:30:47,646 --> 01:30:49,272
The mambo!
1029
01:30:52,442 --> 01:30:54,194
I can never thank you enough.
1030
01:30:55,195 --> 01:30:56,571
La choukrane.
1031
01:31:00,450 --> 01:31:02,786
You still have some stuff to learn.
1032
01:31:04,079 --> 01:31:05,414
Oh yes, like what?
1033
01:31:57,758 --> 01:32:01,845
Cairo Bombing
Nasser Declares State of Emergency
1034
01:32:05,849 --> 01:32:07,100
What an idiot.
1035
01:32:07,309 --> 01:32:08,769
Football Scandal
1036
01:32:08,977 --> 01:32:11,688
Good to see you.
How's the veal stew?
1037
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:14,191
Excellent.
1038
01:32:14,399 --> 01:32:17,319
I'm glad to hear
your mission's a success.
1039
01:32:17,652 --> 01:32:19,446
Good work, OSS 117.
1040
01:32:19,654 --> 01:32:21,156
I did my duty.
1041
01:32:21,615 --> 01:32:23,116
But still...
1042
01:32:24,326 --> 01:32:26,244
- Something troubles me.
- What?
1043
01:32:26,453 --> 01:32:27,829
The weenie rumors.
1044
01:32:28,538 --> 01:32:29,998
The higher-ups are wondering.
1045
01:32:30,207 --> 01:32:32,793
- You told Coty?
- Hubert, I had to.
1046
01:32:33,001 --> 01:32:35,921
- I swear, I never...
- As long as you're happy.
1047
01:32:36,129 --> 01:32:38,131
I never did anything!
1048
01:32:39,049 --> 01:32:40,300
Miss?
1049
01:32:40,509 --> 01:32:41,718
Sir.
1050
01:32:48,850 --> 01:32:50,060
Thank you, Miss.
1051
01:32:50,268 --> 01:32:51,728
At your service.
1052
01:32:52,604 --> 01:32:55,565
What you did with the weenies,
you did for France.
1053
01:32:56,983 --> 01:32:59,528
Given your total success in Egypt,
1054
01:32:59,736 --> 01:33:01,571
and your knowledge of Muslim culture,
1055
01:33:01,780 --> 01:33:03,657
I'm sending you to Iran.
1056
01:33:03,865 --> 01:33:06,660
I'd be delighted.
Another excuse to fly!
1057
01:33:06,868 --> 01:33:08,286
I'm envious, Hubert.
1058
01:33:08,870 --> 01:33:12,541
Iran is beautiful.
They really appreciate Westerners.
1059
01:33:12,749 --> 01:33:17,129
Westerners are appreciated everywhere,
if we show goodwill.
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