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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,584 - Well, let's get rid of this. 2 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:20,352 - But dad, that's valuable! 3 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,787 - What is it? 4 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:25,057 - Why, I think it came off a-- well, I don't exactly know. 5 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:28,260 - Well, how can it be valuable if you don't even know what it is? 6 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:29,795 - Well. it must be! 7 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:32,598 Otherwise, why would I be saving it? 8 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:34,967 - Dennis, we've got to get rid of some this junk. 9 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,202 There's hardly enough room to walk around in here. 10 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,170 - Jeepers! 11 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:39,705 We've thrown away a lot of stuff! 12 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,241 - So far, this is all we've agreed on. 13 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:44,943 You know, I think this could be fixed, honey. 14 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:46,145 - Henry! 15 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,247 Dennis, why don't you sort through that box 16 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,549 and pick out what you want and what you don't want. 17 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,950 While you're doing that, your father and I 18 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:56,655 will look through your closet. 19 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:57,656 - Dad! 20 00:00:57,657 --> 00:00:59,125 Don't open the-- 21 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:05,864 - Gee, dad. 22 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,466 My comic books. 23 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,867 Now look what you've done. 24 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,770 And they were all piled up nice and neat. 25 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:13,906 - Just look at that mess. 26 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,142 Dennis, from now on, nothing goes in your clothes closet, 27 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,110 but clothes! 28 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:20,112 - Where will I put my comic books? 29 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,414 - Oh, I think you're just going to have to get rid of them. 30 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,916 - You mean throw them away? 31 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,718 - Well, or give 'em away. 32 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,086 - But dad! 33 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,221 Do you realize how much allowance I;ve got tied up 34 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,089 in them? 35 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,557 - Well, maybe you could sell 'em. 36 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,559 - Sell 'em? 37 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,462 Hey, dad, that's a great idea! 38 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:37,629 - Dennis, where are you going? 39 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,398 - To make the For Sale sign! 40 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,934 - Well, what about all this valuable stuff? 41 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:42,835 - That junk? 42 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,004 Just throw it away! 43 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,945 [theme music] 44 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,272 - Ah, there are few more questions 45 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,640 I'd like to ask about the camera. 46 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,175 Now, according to your brochure, it 47 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:27,179 says that the camera will take any telephoto lens up to, uh-- 48 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,380 ELOISE (OFFSCREEN): John! 49 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:31,417 - I-I'll call you back. 50 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,218 - John? I was wondering if you might-- 51 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:34,420 - Hold it! - What? 52 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,155 - Don't move! 53 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,456 - Well John what's the matter? 54 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,323 - Nothing. 55 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,359 Nothing. 56 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,095 I just want to look at you. 57 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:48,100 Eloise, sometimes I forget what a handsome woman you are. 58 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,134 - Well, thank you, dear. 59 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,470 - You know, Eloise, it's a shame, but I 60 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:54,707 don't have one good photograph of you. 61 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,941 - Oh. 62 00:02:55,942 --> 00:03:00,879 So you've decided to buy that camera after all? 63 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,115 - Well, yeah. 64 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,483 - John, you promised me you wouldn't! 65 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:05,918 It's too expensive. 66 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:10,055 - Now Eloise, photography is the finest hobby there is. 67 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:12,424 - Well, I never said it wasn't. 68 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:15,394 I never said that gem polishing wasn't a good hobby when 69 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,096 you bought that outfit that's gathering dust 70 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,464 down in the cellar, did I? 71 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,531 - Well, no, but-- 72 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,200 - And I didn't object at all when you 73 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,168 started collecting stamps, did I? 74 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:26,372 - Well, no, but, uh-- 75 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,606 - Or coins? 76 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,075 Or first editions? 77 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,276 Those! are an investment. 78 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:34,279 - Or old Dixieland jazz records? 79 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,414 - But, uh-- 80 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,082 - And I didn't say a word when you 81 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,718 decided to take up oil painting. 82 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,653 Although I should have. 83 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:42,688 Oh! 84 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,990 And your life just wasn't complete 85 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,591 until you found out how much fun it 86 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,593 was to build ships in bottles. 87 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,629 But what happened to the ship? 88 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,297 - Well, I haven't had a chance to put one in there. 89 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,501 - Oh, that's right-- the tropical fish 90 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,302 took too much of your time. 91 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,704 You know, dear, it seems to me that you've 92 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:01,640 found the perfect hobby-- collecting hobbies. 93 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:05,744 - Well, I've just been trying to find one that I really liked. 94 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,613 - And now you think it's going to be photography? 95 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,181 - Well, uh, yes. 96 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,150 - Dear, we can't afford that camera. 97 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,284 - Yes, we can. 98 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,652 You know that money we have in the bank? 99 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,087 - That's our vacation fund. 100 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,322 - Well, if we go on a vacation, we should have a camera. 101 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:20,092 - But if you buy the camera, we can't go on a vacation! 102 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,729 Look, if you want it so badly, why don't you sell something? 103 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,497 Like your first editions. 104 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:28,267 - Eloise, those are and investment. 105 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,304 - Well, it seems to me, dear, this a great time to liquidate. 106 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:45,250 - Why are you selling your comic books, Dennis? 107 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,152 - My dad said I gotta get rid of 'em. 108 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:48,420 You wanna buy some, Seymour? 109 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,356 - How much is this one? 110 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:51,890 - $0.03. 111 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:53,926 - Will you trust me for it? 112 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,094 - Sorry, Seymour. 113 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,696 This sale is strictly cash and carry. 114 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,365 - I never carry that much cash. 115 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,700 - How much do you carry? 116 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:05,939 - Well, I got this 2 cent pop bottle. 117 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:10,376 - Come on over here. 118 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:12,878 These are $0.02. 119 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,180 - Are there any "Adventures of Bat Boy?" 120 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,081 - "Bat Boy?" 121 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:17,850 I never heard of that comic. 122 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,519 - It's about this boy that flies like a bat. 123 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,688 He's got webbed armpits! 124 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:23,789 - Seymour! 125 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,924 - He got the idea from his brother, 126 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:29,528 Duck Boy-- he's got webbed feet! 127 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:32,064 - Seymour, the only thing I have that 128 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:36,301 sounds like Bat Boy is this one-- Flying 129 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:39,071 Man-- he flies through the air with this little helicopter 130 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,639 strapped to his back. 131 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,574 - Boy, how corny can you get? 132 00:05:42,575 --> 00:06:02,662 JOHN (OFFSCREEN): Umph! 133 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:13,239 - John! 134 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,413 - Eloise, you slammed the door in my face. 135 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,381 - I'm so sorry. 136 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,050 I didn't know you were out there. 137 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,691 Put it down. 138 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:34,727 Put it down! - But I'm only trying to call-- 139 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,595 - No telephone calls. 140 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:37,596 - But John! 141 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:39,698 - How can I get an answer to my ad 142 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:42,301 if you're going to be gabbing on the phone with your friends? 143 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,069 - Oh, is it in the paper already? 144 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,137 - Uh, yes. 145 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,439 Krinky did it as a special favor to me. 146 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,674 Uh, there, see? 147 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,642 - For sale, magnificent collection 148 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:51,910 of rare first editions. 149 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,947 Call reasonable John Wilson. 150 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,081 Reasonable John Wilson? 151 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,517 That sounds like a used car salesman. 152 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:02,521 - Well, oh, that should read, call, 153 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:05,858 period, reasonable, period, John Wilson. 154 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,159 - John Wilson what? 155 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,894 - John Wilson, exclamation point. 156 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:11,030 Well, you always put that in an ad 157 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,631 to indicate that it's urgent. 158 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:13,532 And it is. 159 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,734 I want that camera! 160 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:19,571 Ah-- no personal calls during business hours. 161 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,440 - Oh, all right. 162 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,308 Reasonable John Wilson. 163 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,545 You could be arrested for false advertising. 164 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,223 - How's it going, son? 165 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:39,324 - Oh, pretty good, dad! 166 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,326 I've gotten rid of three comics so far! 167 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:42,327 - Well, that's a good start. 168 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:43,796 How much have you made? 169 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,863 - Nothin'! 170 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:47,132 I traded three of mine for six of these. 171 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,867 - Dennis, the idea is to get rid of them. 172 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,903 They're not going back in your room. 173 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:54,139 Your mother and I just finished thinning it out. 174 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,374 - Dad! 175 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,942 You're not throwing away my good tire pump, are ya? 176 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,210 - Now, Dennis-- 177 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,045 - Please, dad, it's valuable. 178 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,480 Can't I keep it? 179 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,248 - Well, all right. - Thanks! 180 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,583 - Uh, uh, Dennis! 181 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,418 Dennis! 182 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,753 - Will you please be quiet? 183 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:10,255 I'm trying to read! 184 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:12,726 - Dad, you're disturbing my customers. 185 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,663 - No, Dennis. 186 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,332 I haven't received a single telephone call yet. 187 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,534 - Maybe you ought to put up a sign like I did. 188 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,770 I've taken in $0.07 so far! 189 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:28,574 - Dennis, I will have to get at least $220 for those. 190 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,508 - $220! - Shh! 191 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,310 Shh! 192 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,946 I don't want Mrs. Wilson to know how 193 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,581 much that camera's going to cost! 194 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:36,782 Don't touch that! 195 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:39,051 - I just wanted to look at it. 196 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,519 I've er seen books that are worth that much. 197 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,720 - Well, it won't be worth anything 198 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,323 if you get your grubby little hands on them. 199 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,524 They're first editions! 200 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,860 - Are they all worth a lot of money? 201 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,562 - Well, no, but if you happen to have a first edition 202 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:55,300 of Mark Twain, or Edgar Allen Poe, or-- or Hemingway. 203 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,302 - Hemingway? 204 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,872 Don't go away, Mr. Wilson! 205 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,875 I'll be right back! 206 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:15,721 "Hemisphere Hemingway-- Interplanetary Space Pilot." 207 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,924 It must be a first edition. 208 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:18,891 See? 209 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,892 He's still using his old spaceship 210 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,928 without the atomic power. 211 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,128 - Oh, Dennis, for Heaven's sake. 212 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,898 That doesn't make it a first edition. 213 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,367 - Well, how about this one? 214 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,401 - Oh. 215 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,339 - Maybe you better look at all of 'em. 216 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,213 - Dennis! get those off my desk! 217 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:41,948 - But Mr. Wilson! 218 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,649 [telephone ringing] 219 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:44,883 - The phone! 220 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:47,820 The-- What-- 221 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,787 - John, the phone's ringing! 222 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,757 - I know, I know, I know! 223 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,193 Oh, where is it? 224 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,661 - Here you are, Mr. Wilson! 225 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:56,395 - Oh! 226 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,630 Thank you. Hello? 227 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,568 - Mr. Wilson, you knocked over the vase! 228 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,203 - Oh, for Heaven's sake, Dennis. 229 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,238 Uh, hello? 230 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,706 Hello? 231 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,708 - Uh, h-hello? 232 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:14,313 Is that, um, uh, Reasonable John Wilson? 233 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,448 - Oh, that should read reasonable, period, 234 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,584 John Wilson, exclamation point. 235 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,820 - Hm, Well, Mr. Wilson, my name is Dewey. 236 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,456 I'm in town visiting my brother-in-law for the day, 237 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,925 and I happened to see your ad. 238 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,527 I'm a book collector, and I wondered 239 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,463 what first editions you have for sale. 240 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,866 - Oh, well I have a list right here on my desk. 241 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,568 Uh, just a moment, please. 242 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,037 The list, where is the list? 243 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,471 Where is it? 244 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,206 - Is this what you're looking for? 245 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,241 - Oh, yes, thank you. 246 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:49,381 Hello! I have-- uh, hello. 247 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,151 I have "Grass Stains," by Theodore Schiller, 248 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,953 "The Slender Shaft," by--- 249 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,624 - Yes, uh-huh, I see. 250 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,925 Yeah. 251 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:03,062 Well, Mr. Wilson, that sounds like a very desirable 252 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,530 collection. 253 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,199 Um, how much are you asking for it? 254 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,102 - Well, uh, how much are you offering? 255 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,639 - Well, I'd say from your description-- of course, 256 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,709 I'll have to examine the books first-- 257 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:20,512 I would be willing to pay, uh,-- 258 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,514 - $250? - Gee! 259 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,417 Now you can get that camera! 260 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:29,621 - Well, um, I'd have to think it over, Mr. Dewey. 261 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,824 - Well, I don't want to pressure you, Mr. Wilson. 262 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:35,361 But I'm only going to be in town another couple of hours. 263 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,763 - Oh, well, I'll-I'll call you later. 264 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:38,864 - Fine. 265 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,666 Then if I don't hear from you, say, uh, 266 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,201 say in another couple of hours, I'll 267 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,636 assume you're not interested. 268 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,971 My phone number? 269 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,007 Oh, it-- 555-- 270 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,677 - Just a minute, I-I'll write that down. 271 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,780 Yeah. 272 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,915 All right, now, what is it? 273 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:01,053 555-- Yeah. 274 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,888 All right. 275 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,123 Got it. 276 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,692 I'll call you back in a little while. 277 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,595 Oh, boy, $250! 278 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,263 - Why didn't you take it? 279 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,731 - Well, if I jumped at his offer, he 280 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,767 might get suspicious and think that the books 281 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:15,901 aren't worth that much. 282 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,436 That's just good business. 283 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,605 - I'd better get back to my business. 284 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,739 - You do that. 285 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:25,712 Eloise! Eloise! 286 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,454 Eloise! 287 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,822 Dewey answered my ad! 288 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,123 - Well, that's wonderful, dear. 289 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,526 Dewey who? - Mr. Dewey. 290 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,094 The Man who answered the ad! 291 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,262 - Oh, him. 292 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,129 - Yeah, yeah. 293 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,498 And Eloise, brace yourself. 294 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:50,669 He offered me 250 smackaroos! 295 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,638 - $250! 296 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,008 Oh, John that's more than you paid for them! 297 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,009 - You see? 298 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,976 I told you those were an investment. 299 00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,812 - Of course you accepted? 300 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,047 - Well, I didn't want to seem too anxious, 301 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:06,218 so I told him I'd think it over and call him back. 302 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,354 - Bye, Mr. Wilson! 303 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:12,124 - Good-bye, Dennis! - John? 304 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,158 - Hm? 305 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,059 - Don't you think it's taking a chance, 306 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,527 asking Mr. Dewey to wait? 307 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,628 - Of course not. 308 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,931 Now, I know exactly what I'm doing. 309 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,066 - How long are you going to make him wait? 310 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:25,071 - Oh, I think I'll let him stew for about, uh, 10 minutes. 311 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,078 - It's only four minutes. 312 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,313 - I know. 313 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,683 - And you said you were going to let him stew. 314 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,158 - The comic books! 315 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:50,096 The number! Dennis! 316 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,101 [door bell] 317 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,474 - I'm coming! 318 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,111 - Quick! 319 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,112 Where's Dennis? 320 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,347 - Well Mr. Wilson, what's the matter? 321 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,148 - Nothing, nothing. 322 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:09,882 Is he here? 323 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,050 - No, he isn't. 324 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,117 - Well, do you know where he went? 325 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,385 I've got to find him. 326 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,653 - Well, no, we don't. 327 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,055 - What kind of parent are you? 328 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,556 Letting your child wander around, 329 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,158 you don't even know where he is. 330 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,060 - Now see here, John-- 331 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,327 - Leave it. 332 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,229 He must be in the neighborhood somewhere, Mr. Wilson. 333 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,065 He piled all of his comic books on his wagon 334 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,967 and said he was going to try to sell them. 335 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,301 - Comic book? - Yes. 336 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,570 He said you gave him a great idea about how 337 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,372 to make a lot of money out of them. 338 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,106 - An idea? 339 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:34,874 What idea? 340 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,411 - Now look at this one. 341 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,913 Don't touch it, Tommy! 342 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:41,747 - Why not? 343 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:42,481 - It's a first edition! 344 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,083 It's very valuable. 345 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,551 - Who says so? 346 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,685 - Mr. Wilson! 347 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,155 I heard a man offer him $250 for his collection! 348 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,190 - Wow! 349 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,925 I didn't even know he read comics! 350 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:53,859 - He doesn't! 351 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,461 He collects first editions. 352 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,096 And that's what this is. 353 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,097 How about it, Tommy? 354 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,231 You wanna buy it? 355 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,567 - Well, a quarter is a lot of money. 356 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,268 - Consider it an investment! 357 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,904 Someday, you'll be able to sell it at a profit. 358 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,173 - OK. 359 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:12,077 - Here you are. 360 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,046 - All right, Mr. Dewey, I'll give him your message. 361 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:14,948 - Eloise! 362 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,081 - John! 363 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,649 John, where did you go? - Over to the Mitchell's. 364 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,184 I've got to go and look for Dennis. 365 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,819 Now, if Mr. Dewey calls, you tell him that I-- 366 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,721 - Dear, he was just on the phone. - What? 367 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,390 - H-he says there are two books in your collection 368 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,125 that he is particularly anxious to buy, 369 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,560 and he's raised his offer to $300. 370 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,561 - Three hun-- 371 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,362 - He wants you to call him right back. 372 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,163 - Ho, boy! 373 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,664 I, eh, what's the number? 374 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,499 - I don't know. 375 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,199 - You don't know? 376 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:34,700 Didn't you ask? 377 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,367 - No. 378 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,101 - Why? 379 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,069 - I thought you knew it. 380 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,470 - I didn't say that. 381 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,938 - Well dear, you were going to call him back, 382 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,640 so I assumed that you knew it! 383 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,911 - Eloise, with Dennis around, it isn't safe to assume anything! 384 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:56,822 Oh! 385 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,290 - Dennis! 386 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,259 Dennis! 387 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,593 - Yes, mom? 388 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,661 - Where have you been, young man? 389 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,029 Your lunch has been waiting for you 390 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,831 on the kitchen table for a half hour! 391 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,032 - Gee, mom. 392 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,567 I've been so busy, I forgot all about it. 393 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:12,037 - Well, suppose you get un-busy and get in there and eat it. 394 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,039 Won't take long, it's only a sandwich. 395 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,575 - But mom, I haven't got time to eat now. 396 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,044 I just came back for some more comic books. 397 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,313 Can't I take it along with me? 398 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,448 - Well, all right. 399 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,882 But don't just put in your pocket. 400 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,051 Wrap it in something so it won't get dirty. 401 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,252 - OK. 402 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,620 - Oh, Dennis? 403 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,588 - Yes, ma'am? 404 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,256 - Have you see Mr. Wilson recently? 405 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,491 - No. 406 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,393 - He's been looking over the neighborhood for you. 407 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,194 - He has? 408 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,062 - And he was rather upset. 409 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,597 - Yeah? 410 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,866 - Dennis, you don't have something of his by mistake, 411 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:41,734 do you? 412 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,768 - Heck, no! 413 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,670 I've just been selling comic books. 414 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,240 - Well, he certainly seemed anxious to talk to you. 415 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,444 - I've got to talk to him. 416 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,879 - I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson. 417 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,781 I haven't seen him since he stopped 418 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,649 by here to sell me a comic book. 419 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,784 - Comic book? 420 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,386 - Yes, sir. 421 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,488 "Hemisphere Hemingway." 422 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,189 - Hemingway? 423 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,591 That's the one. 424 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,525 I think. 425 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,393 - Don't touch it! 426 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,361 It's a first edition! 427 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,763 - Just want to look at it. 428 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,531 - But it's very valuable. 429 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,068 - All right, all right, I'll buy it from you. 430 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,036 What do you want for it? 431 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:17,536 A nickel? 432 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,537 - Nope! 433 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,505 - Dime? 434 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,472 - Nope! 435 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,473 - How much? 436 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,441 - $0.50. 437 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,878 - $0.50! 438 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:30,582 All right, all right, you have a deal. 439 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,851 Oh, drat. 440 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,787 That's not the one. 441 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:41,060 - It's yours-- you bought it-- $0.50. 442 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,061 Thanks. 443 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,063 Boy, Dennis sure was right. 444 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,732 First editions are a great investment. 445 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:53,138 Bye! 446 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,574 - $0.50? - Yeah! 447 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,242 And then he went over to Seymour's house 448 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,144 and bought one from him for $0.75. 449 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,280 And he gave Margaret a dollar for two of 'em! 450 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,516 - Wow! 451 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,851 - Not in that one. 452 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,119 - It's not in any of these. 453 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,488 We've been through them three times. 454 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,825 Maybe you missed one of the places where Dennis sold them. 455 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,893 - No, I don't think so. 456 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:19,164 See, I went to-- I went to Seymour, Margaret, Tommy, 457 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,667 Florence, Freddie. 458 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,435 I didn't miss any of them. 459 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,372 Oh, I've got to find that telephone number. 460 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,374 - I know you do, dear, but how? 461 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,577 - Well, I'll just keep on buying comic books, that how. 462 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,178 - But that'll cost a lot of money. 463 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,747 - Well, I've gone this far. 464 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:39,485 I might just as well keep buying them! 465 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,652 - Yeah, Freddie! 466 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,788 He's buying up all the comic books in town. 467 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,123 Business is zoomin'! 468 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,058 Call up everybody you know! - Yeah, Joey. 469 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,060 I'm tellin' you the truth. 470 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,395 He's gonna buy them like crazy. 471 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,064 OK, you better hurry up. 472 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,215 - OK, Seymour! 473 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,217 You're next! 474 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,056 How many have you got, Seymour? 475 00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:18,090 - Six of 'em. 476 00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,124 - That's $0.60. 477 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,026 {\an8}- These are $0.50 apiece. 478 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,828 {\an8}They're first editions! 479 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,530 {\an8}- $0.10 each, that's my price. 480 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,464 {\an8}Take it or leave it. 481 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,365 {\an8}- I'll leave it! 482 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,167 {\an8}- Uh, uh, Seymour, just a minute. 483 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,636 {\an8}I just want to look through them. 484 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,272 {\an8}How much will you charge me just to look through them? 485 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,707 {\an8}- $0.50 apiece! 486 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,141 {\an8}- Oh, you miserable-- 487 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,211 {\an8}- How about $0.15, just to look at 'em? 488 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,679 {\an8}- Well, OK. 489 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,680 {\an8}- Oh, good! 490 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,482 {\an8}- Keep your grubby hands off of 'em! 491 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,851 I'll turn the page. 492 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,629 - That's the last one, Mr. Wilson. 493 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,166 - Look at all that-- no telephone number. 494 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,801 - No money, either. 495 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,472 - Dennis, why did you have to-- oh, never mind. 496 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,807 I don't want to take up photography, anyhow. 497 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,942 It's too expensive. 498 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,211 - I'm sorry. 499 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:15,581 - I thought I'd find the number in one of those. 500 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,350 - What are you gonna do with all of 'em, Mr. Wilson? 501 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,585 - I don't know. 502 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,754 - Can I have 'em? 503 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:25,457 - Well, if you promise to clear them all out of here. 504 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,625 - Oh, boy, thanks! 505 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,293 - Would you like some coffee, dear? 506 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,661 - No, thank you. 507 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,429 - How about you, Dennis? 508 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,830 Some milk and cookies? 509 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,664 - No, ma'am. 510 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,467 I haven't eaten my lunch yet. 511 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,980 Hey, Mr. Wilson? - What? 512 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,749 - The telephone number! - Dennis! 513 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,217 Where did-- 514 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,453 - Mom said it was all right for me to take a sandwich with me 515 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,354 if I wrapped it up, and-- 516 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,555 - Dennis! 517 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,091 At last, I can call, I hope I'm not too late. 518 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,325 [door bell] 519 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,694 - I'll get it. 520 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,064 - Whoever it is, we're not buying any more comic books! 521 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:08,634 - Yes? 522 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,370 - Excuse me, my name's Dewey. 523 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,805 - Oh, Mr. Dewey! 524 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,140 - Is Mr. Wilson home? 525 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:18,744 - There's no answer! 526 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,245 That stupid Dewey must have left town! 527 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,280 - John-- 528 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,215 - I was only 15 minutes late in calling. 529 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:24,984 You'd think that idiot would have waited. 530 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:28,387 - John, this is Mr. Dewey. 531 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,321 - Oh! 532 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,856 Um, I was calling you. 533 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,524 - So I heard. 534 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,359 - I'm awfully sorry. 535 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,393 I'm a little upset. 536 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,528 All these comic books-- 537 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,497 - Ooh, do you collect these? 538 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,932 - Oh no, those are Dennis's. 539 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,333 - Your son? 540 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,102 - My next door neighbor. 541 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:43,902 - Oh. 542 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,006 Well, how are you, Dennis? 543 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:47,773 - Fine, thank you, Mr. Dewey. 544 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,109 - Uh, Mr. Dewy, about my first editions-- 545 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,112 - Ah, you've got a mighty collection here, Dennis. 546 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:54,513 - About my first edition-- 547 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,482 - You know, I collect these things, too. 548 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,916 - You do? 549 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,651 - About my first editions-- 550 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,053 - Yeah! 551 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,155 I have a feeling that one day, first editions of things 552 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:08,060 like, uh, "Hemisphere Hemingway" are going to be very valuable. 553 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:09,361 - Would you like to buy some? 554 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,130 I've got a lot of first editions. 555 00:22:11,131 --> 00:22:13,899 - Uh, Dennis, Mr. Dewey came to talk 556 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,402 to me about my first editions. 557 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,403 - That's right. 558 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,303 I just wanted to let you know that I 559 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,739 shan't be able to buy them. 560 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,174 - What? 561 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:25,077 - You see, while I was waiting for you call me back, 562 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:27,546 I went out for a walk. 563 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:32,184 I passed by this camera store. 564 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:36,755 Well, I-I just couldn't resist it. 565 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,191 - That's the camera I was going to buy. 566 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:42,094 - Are you a camera nut, too? 567 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:42,795 - No. 568 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,797 Just a plain nut. 569 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:49,668 - Well, you see, I've spent all my hobby budget on the camera. 570 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:53,405 But, um, hey, if I'd known you had these comic books-- 571 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,107 - You mean you would have bought em? 572 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,442 Here's, - Yes! 573 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,544 - And Mr. Wilson's first editions, too? 574 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,947 - Yeah, if I could have made a good deal. 575 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,683 - Mr. Dewey, I think it's just possible that you can! 576 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:08,387 - Wha--? 577 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,890 - Dennis, don't put your greasy finger on the lens. 578 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:15,327 A-a-and don't force the shutter release. 579 00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:16,228 Dennis, don't-- 580 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,596 - Don't worry, Mr. Wilson. 581 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,064 I won't hurt our camera! 582 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,566 - Our camera? 583 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,767 - Yes, sir! 584 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,168 Mr. Dewey traded it for your first editions 585 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,437 and my comic books, didn't he? 586 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,271 - Yes, but-- 587 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:29,641 - Aw, go play in your own yard! 588 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,310 - Can I take some more? - Oh, uh-- 589 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:32,544 - Wait a minute, Mr. Wilson. 590 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,413 I just want to take a couple a more pictures, 591 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:39,251 and then you can use our camera for a while. 592 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:43,489 - Well, what do you want to take a picture of that junk, for? 593 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:46,925 - Well, the next time my mom and dad make me clean up my room, 594 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,696 and they ask, "Dennis, don't you ever throw anything away?" 595 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:53,098 I'm gonna whip out this picture and show it to 'em! 596 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,334 - Oh, all right. 597 00:23:55,335 --> 00:23:57,169 Go ahead. 598 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,104 All right, now let's have that. 599 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,039 - I'm not through yet! 600 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,373 I just have a few more to take! 601 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:02,942 - A few more? 602 00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:03,842 - Yes, sir! 603 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:07,246 And here they come, now. 604 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:09,615 - Come on! 605 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,551 - Line up in back of here. 606 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,824 See? 607 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:24,063 There's Tommy, Freddie, Mary, Florence, Larry, and Eric. 608 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:26,632 Boy, at $0.10 apiece, this is better than selling comic 609 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,067 books! - Dennis! 610 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,069 You'll have that worn out b-- 611 00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:33,472 - Come on over here, Tommy! 612 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,475 - Oh, for Pete's sake. 613 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,944 - He's not gonna take your picture! 614 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,447 You're too fat! 615 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:51,891 {\an8}[theme music] 616 00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:32,198 {\an8}ANNOUNCER: This has been a Screen Gems film production. 42069

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