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- Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Dad.
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- Hello, dear.
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- Hey, did either of
you read anything
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about the government
looking for a kid
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my age to volunteer
to go to the moon?
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- What?
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- You go back and tell Mr. Wilson
to stop pulling your leg, son.
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- Jeepers, Dad.
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How did you ever guess it was
Mr. Wilson who told me that?
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{\an8}[theme music]
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- And I still say if you can
afford to take a day off,
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you can afford to see Dr. Baker
and get that check up he's
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been after you about.
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- Eloise, I haven't had a
day off in over a month.
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I have written four
feature articles in a row,
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and I deserve a day off.
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I am just going to rest today.
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- Well, I'm calling Dr. Baker.
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- Madame, get your Lilly white
hand off that telephone.
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- John, when I saw Dr.
Baker a few days ago,
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he said it could be quite
serious if you don't see him.
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- Dr. Baker is a
cantankerous busy body.
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- Oh, now, John, I'm
concerned about you.
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If you can take a day off,
you can take a few minutes
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and go and see him.
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- My dear unregistered nurse,
I'm in perfect health.
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All I need is one day of rest.
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Furthermore, I'm going to the
sportsman show this afternoon.
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The national champion fly caster
is demonstrating a new trout
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fly, and I wouldn't
miss it for the world.
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- John Wilson, you're pig headed.
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- You don't say?
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No wonder I have trouble
getting a hat that fits.
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[door bell]
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- Oh, it's Dennis.
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- Eloise, one of the most
important ingredients
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of my day of rest is not
being bothered by Dennis.
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- Then you tell him that.
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- Just say that I'm
lying down upstairs.
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- John, I will not tell
Dennis a lie even for you.
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- All right, then I'll
go upstairs and lie down
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so you won't have to lie for me.
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- Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
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- Good morning, dear.
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- Is Mr. Wilson around?
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I want to ask him something.
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- Well, uh, he's
upstairs lying down.
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- Lying down?
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Well, he's up.
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I can hear him walking
around up there.
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- I'll only be a minute.
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I just want to
ask him something.
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[knock on door]
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- Come in.
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- Mr. Wilson?
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Oh, hi, Mr. Wilson.
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Gee, that's funny.
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I thought for sure I heard
you walking around up here.
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- Dennis, why aren't
you in school?
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- We're on a week's vacation.
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Are you sick, Mr. Wilson?
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- Well, I'm not
exactly sick, Dennis.
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However--
- Swell.
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Then how about going
to the sport show with
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me this afternoon if dad can't?
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The national champion
fly caster is going to--
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- I know.
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On the other hand, I'm
not at all well either.
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- You're not?
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- Don't tell Mrs. Wilson.
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But if I'm not careful, I may
have to have an operation.
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- You mean to take something out?
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- If you'll excuse me,
I-- I feel very weak.
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- I sure hope you get well
real fast, Mr. Wilson.
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- Thank you, little friend.
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With plenty of rest,
I'm sure I shall.
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[door closes]
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DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Mom.
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- We're out here, dear.
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- Hey, I thought you were
staying home to do paperwork.
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- That's what I thought.
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- Jeepers, if you could
take time off for that,
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why can't you take me
to the sport's show?
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- Oh, I'll take you
if I finish in time.
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- Oh, I sure hope so.
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Mr. Wilson can't take
me because he's sick.
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And it must be pretty serious
because unless he rests up,
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something's going
to have to come out.
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- Well, how do you know that?
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- Well, I was just over there,
and Mr. Wilson told me himself.
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- Well, that's a darn shame.
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- Oh.
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Speaking of something
coming out, Henry,
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don't you think Dr.
Baker ought to take
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another look at Dennis' tonsils?
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- Jeepers, Mom.
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My tonsils are swell.
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l leave them alone, and
they leave me alone.
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- Open up.
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- You see, dear.
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His throat does look
a little irritated.
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- Well, just to be
on the safe side,
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let's call Dr. Baker today and
see what he has to suggest, OK?
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- On my week's vacation?
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- What better time?
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- Oh, all right.
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But right now I got
to round up the gang
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to get Mr. Wilson a get well
card before he gets any sicker.
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- We're very sorry you're sick
in the head, so please get up.
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We need the bed.
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- Being sick is a bitter pill.
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But wait until you pay the bill.
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- That's pretty.
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- Hey, gang.
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How about getting Mr. Wilson
a swell comic book instead?
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- A comic book?
- Sure.
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We can get one for the same
price as a get well card.
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- Yeah, and we can read it too.
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- Hey, this sounds like
a good get well one.
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"Dicky Duggen and the
Monster Who Breathes Fire."
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- I can't even have a dog.
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- Let's see, that's 10
cents gone out of--
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[bells]
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- Hi, Sergeant Mooney.
- Hi, Sergeant.
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T
- Hi.
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- Well, good morning, boys.
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Oh, improving your
minds, I see, huh?
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- This is for Mr. Wilson.
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He's sick in bed.
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- John Wilson?
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What's wrong with him?
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- Well, I don't know for sure.
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But he's pretty sick.
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He may even have
to be operated on.
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- Well, if I know
John Wilson, he'll
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do it himself to save
the money. [laughs]
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- Hello, Sergeant Mooney.
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- My special, John.
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- Yes, sir.
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There we are.
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- Hello, boys.
- Bye, Sergeant Mooney.
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- Bye Sergeant.
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- Bye.
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- Sounds like Mr. Wilson's
a pretty sick man, Dennis.
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- Oh, he is, Mr. Nelson.
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That's why we're buying
him this swell comic book.
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- Yeah.
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And some candy too.
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- Candy, huh?
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Well, let's see.
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I got a one pound box for $1.45,
three pound box for $3.95.
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- What do you have for $0.22?
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- John, you really
ought to be ashamed
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of yourself telling
Dennis you're sick.
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- Eloise, there's nothing
wrong with a harmless little
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white lie, especially when it
worked as well as that one did.
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- And do you still refuse to see
Dr. Baker for that check up?
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- You'll have to
talk louder, dear.
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I can't hear a
word you're saying.
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- John, I'm really
quite annoyed with you.
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Well, here come Henry and Alice.
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- I wonder what
they're doing here.
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- I haven't the slightest idea.
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- Oh, dear.
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- Well, what is it?
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- Do you suppose Dennis
told them that I'm sick?
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- It would serve you right
for not seeing a doctor.
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Harmless little white lie.
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[door bell]
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- Maybe I better go
upstairs just to make sure.
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- Why, Henry and Alice,
what a nice surprise.
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- Well, we heard John was a
little under the weather.
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- Well, he does seem to be
having his ups and downs lately.
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- If he feels like it, we thought
he might enjoy these cookies.
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- Oh, I'm sure he will.
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Why don't the two of
you go up and say hello?
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- We'd love to.
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- If you think it's all right.
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- Oh, all right?
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Why, he'd adore seeing you.
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John, you're about
to have visitors.
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- Oh.
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- Oh, incidentally, he
refuses to see Dr. Baker.
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Now, maybe the two of
you can talk some sense
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into that thick head of his.
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- Well, we'll try.
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- Good.
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- John?
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- Eh, uh, uh, come in.
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- Hello, Mr. Wilson.
I baked you some cookies.
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- Oh, Alice, how nice.
Henry.
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- Dennis was telling us you're
a little under the weather.
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- Yes, yes.
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Well, I'm, uh, struggling
along, Henry, struggling along.
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- We were just talking
with Eloise downstairs
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and, uh-- Mr. Wilson, why
don't you see a doctor?
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- You were talking with my wife?
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- Well, yes, John.
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If there's something
wrong with your plumbing,
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you call in a plumber.
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If you don't feel well,
you call in a doctor.
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- Well, my plumbing is fine.
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As a matter of fact, I'm fine.
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- Well, then what are
you doing in bed?
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- Well, I'm in bed because
I'm a little tired.
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- Here you are, dear.
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- Oh, thank you.
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Oh, my, those are
excellent cookies.
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- I should think
you'd choke on them.
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- Oh, Eloise.
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Incidentally that
was a dirty trick
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if I ever saw one, sending
Henry and Alice upstairs.
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- That, my dear, is
the price you pay
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for harmless little white lies.
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- Oh, Eloise, all I wanted to
do was have one day to myself.
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If Dennis thought
for one minute--
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[children's laughter]
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- Uh oh.
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- What is it?
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- Dennis and his
bunch of pack rats.
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- Nobody eats anymore
candy, Seymour.
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We bought it for Mr. Wilson.
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- But I'm hungry.
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- Now listen, kids.
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Since we pooled
our money together
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to get these gifts for Mr.
Wilson, we'll all go in.
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[door bell]
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- Bye, dear.
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Have a nice trip.
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- Eloise, I am not going up
those stairs again today.
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[door bell]
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- Then you won't mind
if I tell Dennis
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about your little white lie?
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- All right, all right.
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But get rid of them.
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I'm going to enjoy
what's left of the day.
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- Hello there, children.
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- Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
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- Hi.
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- How's Mr. Wilson feeling?
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- Oh, I think he'll live.
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- Good.
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Let's eat the candy.
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- Seymour.
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Can we see him now, Mrs. Wilson?
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- Well, of course you can.
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As a matter of fact, Mr. Wilson
was saying just a minute ago
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that he hoped all his little
friends would drop by.
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- That does it.
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All I wanted was a day of rest.
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I'll leaver her.
That's what I'll do.
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00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,863
I'll leave her, just
walk out and leave her.
254
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,098
No, I won't.
255
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,299
I'll stay here and make
her life miserable.
256
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:45,105
- Mr. Wilson?
257
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,981
Mr.Wilson?
258
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,483
- He's gone.
259
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,752
Now can we eat the candy?
260
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,654
- Do you mind?
261
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,323
- All of us kids chipped
in and bought you
262
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,592
a bag of assorted
candy, Mr. Wilson.
263
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:09,728
- We left almost all
of the kind you like.
264
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,230
- Corn candy?
265
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,499
Oh, well, thank you, fellas.
Thank you.
266
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,633
- Here.
267
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,335
We bought you this
swell comic book too.
268
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,070
- It was new when we got it.
269
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,372
But it may be a
little sticky now.
270
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,306
- I'm tired.
271
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,108
May I lay down?
272
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,678
- You may not.
273
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:29,081
- We told everybody we met about
you being sick, Mr. Wilson.
274
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,318
- You told everybody?
Dennis, you didn't?
275
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,088
Oh, no.
276
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:47,433
- Bye, Mrs. Wilson.
- Bye, bye, boys.
277
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,135
Thank you very much for coming.
278
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:50,869
- Bye.
- Bye.
279
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,105
- Bye.
- Bye, bye.
280
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,543
- Hello, children.
281
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,211
- Hi, Dr. Baker.
282
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:03,549
- I'll be over to see you
in a few minutes, Dennis.
283
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,883
- Mom called Dr. Baker.
284
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,552
He's going to look
at my tonsils.
285
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,521
- My brother keeps his
tonsils in a glass jar.
286
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,057
- Doesn't that hurt
when he swallows?
287
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:18,063
- Whew, what a day.
Now maybe I can relax and read--
288
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,465
[door bell]
289
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,433
- Oh, not again.
290
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,140
- Well, Dr. Baker?
291
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,575
- Eloise.
292
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,643
What's this I hear about John?
293
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,278
He got another
doctor or something?
294
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,280
- What in the world
makes you think that?
295
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,915
- Well, what should I think?
296
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:37,850
He won't come to see me.
297
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,518
And now I hear he's sick.
298
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,819
It's all over town.
299
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,889
- All over town?
300
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:47,359
Dear, that little
white lie has spread.
301
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,293
- What's that?
302
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,728
- Never mind.
303
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,364
Doctor, I have tried to
get him to come to see you.
304
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,134
But you know how stubborn he is.
305
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,335
He's up there now,
and I hope you
306
00:13:56,336 --> 00:14:02,574
have better luck than I've had.
307
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:08,948
[knock on door]
308
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,050
- What's going on, John?
309
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,518
- What are you doing here?
310
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,053
If that wife of mine--
311
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,287
- Simmer down.
312
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,422
It wasn't her.
313
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,757
I knew you needed an
examination, John.
314
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,626
I told you that a month ago.
315
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,327
So I popped in to--
316
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,563
- Well, you can
just pop out again,
317
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,498
and don't send me a bill.
318
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,701
- Not feeling too well, eh?
319
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,436
- I feel great.
320
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,305
It's just that I'm-- I'm tired.
321
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,273
So?
322
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,374
- Well, you might
sleep a whole lot
323
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,344
better if you took
your shoes off.
324
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,212
- Oh, very funny.
325
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,881
- Now, you be at the
hospital by four, John.
326
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,084
I'll see about a room for
you for a couple of days.
327
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:45,751
- Hospital?
328
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,986
Now just a minute.
329
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,088
- Now, either you be there
to have that examination
330
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,190
that you've been
postponing for so long
331
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:54,427
or you can get yourself
another doctor.
332
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,035
- Why, that old fuddy duddy.
333
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,436
Oh.
334
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,838
- Well, what are you
going to do, John?
335
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,773
- I'm going to get
undressed and get into bed.
336
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,542
Between you and Dennis and the
Mitchells and that-- that nosy,
337
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,678
old quack that just
left here, my day
338
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,748
off is making me
a nervous wreck.
339
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,720
- Well, what do you
think, Dr. Baker?
340
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,188
- Well, I'd say those
tonsils are going
341
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,124
to have to come out
sooner or later, Alice.
342
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,360
- Let's make it later.
343
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,229
- We'll talk about
that, young man.
344
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,298
- Hey, Dennis, we're
waiting for you.
345
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,733
- I'm coming, Tommy.
346
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,702
Excuse me.
347
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,507
- You gonna get your
tonsils out, Dennis?
348
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,075
- I guess so.
349
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:43,977
- How many you got?
350
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,411
Six?
351
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,080
- People don't have
six tonsils, Seymour.
352
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,081
They have two.
353
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,416
- Well, come on now, guys.
354
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,818
We got to think how to keep
everything quiet so Mr.
355
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,420
Wilson can rest up and get well.
356
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,524
Jeepers.
357
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,297
Reverend Stone.
358
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,833
Boy, Mr. Wilson must
be getting worse.
359
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,936
Now we're really going to
have to try and help him.
360
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,712
[dog barking]
361
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:20,746
- Come on, gang.
362
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:25,084
We got to make that
dog stop barking.
363
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:29,888
[dog barking]
364
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,258
- Sergeant Mooney,
fancy meeting you here.
365
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,360
- Good afternoon, Mrs. Elkins.
366
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,795
I was about to say the
same thing to you too.
367
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:40,599
- Mr. Quigley just told me about
Mr. Wilson's sudden illness.
368
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,867
- I know.
369
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,869
You're, uh, finally
getting results
370
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,473
from the pin stuck in that
doll that looks like him, huh?
371
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,440
- Sergeant.
372
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,076
I'm simply here as
a good neighbor.
373
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,245
In spite of our not
always seeing eye to eye,
374
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:57,082
the man is a human
being in his own way.
375
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,885
- Well, I'm quite concerned
about John Wilson too, you know.
376
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:00,753
- You, Sergeant?
377
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,021
- Well, yes.
378
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,322
I'm here to collect the
eight bucks he owes me
379
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:07,393
just in case he decides to
kick the bucket, [laughs].
380
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,862
[door bell]
381
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:16,101
- Oh, Mrs. Elkins,
Sergeant Mooney.
382
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,337
What a nice surprise.
383
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,673
Come on in.
384
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,474
- We just thought we'd
drop by for a moment.
385
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,710
- Well, I'm so glad you did.
386
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,879
Oh, John, will be so pleased.
387
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,414
Well, just go along upstairs.
388
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,883
I have a few things to
tend to in the kitchen.
389
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:34,053
Oh, uh, Reverend
Stone is with him now.
390
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,522
But he'll be leaving soon.
391
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,223
- Reverend Stone?
392
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,525
My goodness.
393
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,827
- He must be worse
than we thought.
394
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:47,333
- If Eloise brought you
over here to talk me
395
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,569
into going to the hospital,
Reverend, it's no use.
396
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,071
- No, John.
No.
397
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,674
I'm more concerned with your
soul than with your body.
398
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,944
- Well, I guess we told
that dumb old dog off.
399
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,780
- I wonder what Reverend
Stone told Mr. Wilson.
400
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:06,251
- Maybe Mr. Wilson put a slug
in the collection plate.
401
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,021
- Children.
402
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:09,755
- Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
403
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,789
- Hi.
404
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,358
- Boys, you've done
a wonderful job
405
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,759
keeping the neighborhood quiet.
406
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,862
However, Mr. Wilson has had
his nap, and he's awake now.
407
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,430
- Is he feeling any better?
408
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,933
We saw Reverend
Stone go in and--
409
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,701
- He's going to be
just fine, Dennis.
410
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,036
- Did you hear that, kids?
411
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,437
Mr. Wilson's better.
412
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,408
- Eh, maybe I could just
stick my head in, huh?
413
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,809
I don't want to
go hitting him up
414
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,045
for any money at
a time like this.
415
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:37,716
- I should think not if the
poor man's bearing his soul,
416
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,486
especially since he
has so much to bear.
417
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,055
- You're not a young
man anymore, John.
418
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:46,125
And the time has come to
make your peace before you
419
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:50,629
take an, uh, unexpected
journey one of these days.
420
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,198
- I assure you, Reverend,
I have no intention
421
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,902
of taking an unexpected
journey in the near future.
422
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,206
- I got to get back to the job.
423
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,843
I'll just say hello.
424
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,011
REVEREND STONE
(OFFSCREEN): My son,
425
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,914
this is one trip we all take.
426
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:11,550
And, unfortunately,
it's always one way.
427
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,285
You're not a young
man anymore, John.
428
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:17,589
And the time has come to make
your peace before you take--
429
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,359
- Poor man.
430
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,163
- Gee, I never dreamed
he was that far gone.
431
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,468
- Oh, my goodness.
432
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,403
You two didn't stay long.
433
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,807
- You poor, brave woman.
434
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,877
- We had our differences,
Mrs. Wilson.
435
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,613
But basically he was a good man.
436
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:52,691
- Just yesterday he was his
old, healthy, nasty self.
437
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,093
- I know, I know.
438
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:56,096
He even called me a fat head.
439
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:04,771
- I doubt very much if that
man can ever be saved.
440
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,275
- Sergeant Mooney.
441
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,778
Oh, the poor man.
442
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:13,779
- There, there, Mrs. Elkins.
443
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,914
Maybe he'll still pull through.
444
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,417
I wasn't worried about
a lousy eight bucks.
445
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,987
- Oh, I-- I've
treated him terribly.
446
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,823
Remember the time
I had him arrested
447
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:29,661
for burning his smelly old
incinerator after hours?
448
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,130
- I remember.
449
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:36,201
I'm the one that arrested him
once he called me a flat foot.
450
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:41,641
- Just last week I accused him of
ten canning my cat, Tinkerbell.
451
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,980
- John, what in the
world is going on?
452
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,549
- Eloise, how can
you stand there dry
453
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:55,655
eyed while this whole wonderful
town is crying over me?
454
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,701
- Uh, Eloise, I'll see
you in a few hours.
455
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,402
- Oh, John, you're dressed.
456
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,572
I knew you'd come
to your senses.
457
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,974
A few hours?
458
00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:18,777
Dr. Baker expects you to stay in
the hospital at least two days.
459
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,579
- I'm not going to the hospital.
460
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,614
I'm going to the sports show.
461
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,282
- Oh, John.
462
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,450
You can't.
463
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,086
- Eloise, I am not going
to miss that show.
464
00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:29,655
I've already tell you there's
to be a demonstration of fly
465
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:33,425
casting by the world's champion
trout fisherman, and I am not--
466
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,729
- The afternoon paper.
467
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:39,498
- John Wilson ill with
mysterious malady.
468
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,534
Well known citizen
suddenly stricken at home.
469
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,436
I finally made the front page.
470
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,206
- Now the whole town thinks
you really are sick.
471
00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:49,742
- Thanks to Dennis
spreading it around.
472
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,777
- Well, you would tell
him a little white lie.
473
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,312
- Well, just relax, my dear.
474
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:57,316
I'm going to disguise myself
so no one will recognize me.
475
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:01,920
I'm going to put on this old,
slouch hat, this overcoat,
476
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:05,657
and then I have
some dark glasses.
477
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,059
- John.
- Hmm?
478
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,963
- I'm thinking of disguising
myself as a widow.
479
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,371
- Maybe you ought to ask Mr.
Wilson to go to the sports show
480
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,773
with us, Dad.
481
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:25,077
- Oh, I doubt that Mr. Wilson
feels that much better, son.
482
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:28,113
- Hey, Dad, look.
There's Mr. Wilson.
483
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:33,486
- John.
484
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,624
- Henry, uh, it's you.
485
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,859
- Well, John, I thought
you were still in bed.
486
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:41,927
- Oh.
487
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,796
Well, no, I was
just going down, uh,
488
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:46,765
to the hospital to get
some special medicine.
489
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,367
- Well, my goodness.
Come on.
490
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,535
We'll take you down.
Come on.
491
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,703
Get in the car.
- Oh, no.
492
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,005
Henry, really, I'd
just as soon walk.
493
00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,006
- Oh, we won't takes
no for an answer.
494
00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:54,139
- Come on, Mr. Wilson.
495
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:54,840
- I'd prefer to-- I
don't want to put you
496
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,308
through all that trouble.
497
00:22:56,309 --> 00:22:58,644
- Remember, you take a taxi home.
498
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,512
- I'll tell you all about the
sport's show when I see you,
499
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,714
Mr. Wilson.
500
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,516
- You do that, Dennis.
- See you.
501
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:16,695
- Doc.
502
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,397
- Well, it's about time, John.
503
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,365
Your room is all ready.
504
00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:21,667
- Oh, now you don't, Doc.
505
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,068
- Now, John, you stop that.
506
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:23,869
- Hmm?
507
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,204
No, look, you don't understand.
508
00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:26,705
- John, it's for your own good.
- Come on, let go, doctor.
509
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,339
- John.
- Let go.
510
00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:30,209
- Let go.
- Boys.
511
00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:36,181
- What do you think you're doing?
512
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,149
Doc, come on now.
513
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,650
Be reasonable.
514
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,151
Doc.
515
00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:43,389
- There.
516
00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:45,224
Now this isn't so bad, is it?
517
00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:48,227
- Well, at least I can get
all those silly tests over
518
00:23:48,228 --> 00:23:49,695
with at one time.
519
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:53,232
- Like Dr. Baker's been
telling you to for a month.
520
00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:58,103
- Eloise, just imagine, two
whole days without Dennis.
521
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,640
- Hi, Mr. Wilson.
522
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,475
Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
523
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:04,443
- Hello, dear.
524
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,577
- Dennis, what are
you doing here?
525
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:08,547
- This young man decided
to have his tonsils out.
526
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,950
- You didn't?
527
00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:13,118
- Alice and I finally convinced
the hospital to let Dennis
528
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,086
be with you.
529
00:24:14,087 --> 00:24:15,654
- What?
530
00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,656
- I thought you'd be
surprised, Mr. Wilson.
531
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,325
Now we can share
a room together.
532
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:25,130
- Isn't that wonderful, John?
533
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,465
- That's just peachy dandy.
534
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,502
Good night.
535
00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:42,115
[applause]
536
00:24:50,857 --> 00:25:10,910
[theme music]
537
00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:28,861
MALE SPEAKER
(OFFSCREEN): This has
538
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:29,062
been a Screen Gems
film production.
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