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- But, but Uncle Ned.
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But Uncle Ned.
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Uncle Ned, I have spent
a year writing this book.
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- I will not sign anything!
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- They won't publish it
unless you sign a release.
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- I have never seen such a
distortion of the truth.
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Mm, on page, on page 47,
you say that I walked up
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to the Queen of Romania
and said, "Hi, toots."
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Nothing could be
further from the truth.
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It was during the
World's Fair, she'd
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been walking about
all day, and I
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said, "How are your tootsies?"
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I was being solicitous.
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- But Uncle Ned--
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- And on page 93,
here's another one.
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Mm, slanderous.
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That's all it is,
just slanderous.
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I was not ejected
from Carnegie Hall
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for playing my harmonica during
a Jascha Heifetz concert.
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I was not!
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It was my flute,
and I was playing it
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in the lobby during
intermission.
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And as I remember, my
review was better than his.
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Front page. [laughs]
With my picture!
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- Tell him he's got to sign!
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Your publisher's flying out
from New York in two days.
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- If this book is published
without my permission,
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I will sue.
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Just as I sued Clarence Darrow.
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Trying to make a
monkey out of me.
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- Uncle Ned, we're not getting
anywhere on the telephone.
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I think we ought to talk
this over in person.
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- Well, that suits me fine.
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"My Uncle Ned."
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If I did half of
those things, they'd
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be after me with
a butterfly net.
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This is the last time I'll
ever buy a suitcase made
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from the skin of a polar bear.
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Always have to keep
it in a cool place.
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{\an8}[theme music]
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[phone ringing]
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- Tilly?
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Tilly?
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Anybody wants me, I'm at
my nephew's downstate.
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Yes.
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- I understand, Mr. Wilson.
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If anybody wants you, you'll
be at your Uncle Ned's.
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Have a good time, Mr. Wilson.
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- Henry, you're going
to spoil your dinner.
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- Alice, I wish you wouldn't
talk to me like that.
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That, that's the same tone
of voice you use to Dennis!
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- Oh.
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Henry darling, you're going
to spoil your appetite.
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Is that better?
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- Much.
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- That was Mr.
Wilson on the phone.
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He's leaving first thing in the
morning to visit his Uncle Ned.
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I'm gonna water his
lawn while he's away.
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- That's very nice of you
to do that for him, Dennis.
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- Oh, I'd do anything
for Mr. Wilson.
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He's my friend.
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And besides, he's
gonna pay me $1.
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- Hi, Uncle Ned.
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- Oh hi, Dennis!
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My, but it's good to see you.
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Do you know something?
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It's taken me
exactly three hours
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and 45 minutes to get from
my front gate to the spot
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right here.
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Oh, I could have
made better time,
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only they chased
me off the freeway.
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Yes, the highway patrol.
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I want to tell you,
I'm a much safer skater
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than a lot of those drivers.
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How have you been, Dennis?
- Fine thanks, Uncle Ned.
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- Your mother and dad?
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- Fine.
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- Mmm.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Where is that numbskull
nephew of mine?
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- Did you come to see Mr. Wilson?
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- Well, how many numbskull
nephews do you think I have?
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- Jeepers, he went to see you.
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- Well there you are.
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You see, that shows
he's a numbskull.
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I am not there.
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What's he lock the door for?
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Doesn't he trust anybody?
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- You can come over to our house.
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- Oh thank you, Dennis.
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Thank you.
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But uh, I don't believe
that'll be necessary.
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[clicking sounds]
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- Jeepers, how did you do that?
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- If I wanted you
to know Dennis, I
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wouldn't have
opened the umbrella.
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- Hello?
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Hello, operator.
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Operator.
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[thunder]
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- Operator-- I know he
went to visit his nephew.
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I'm the nephew he went to visit.
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Now would you please
put my call through?
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
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Oh hi, Mr. Wilson.
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Where are you?
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What?
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He's here.
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- Already?
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No, no, no!
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Tell him to stay there.
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I'm driving right back.
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- He's at your house.
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- How did he get
in without a key?
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[thunder]
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- Oh, the old umbrella trick.
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Well, tell him to be
sure to wait for me.
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- OK, Mr. Wilson.
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Bye.
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- Bye.
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[thunder]
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- Mr. Wilson said he
was leaving right away,
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and he wants you to
wait until he gets back.
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- I have no intention of leaving.
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None whatsoever.
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- Do you always talk
to people standing
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on your head, Uncle Ned?
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- Huh?
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I'm doing my yoga exercise.
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- Oh.
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Well, it looks like you're
standing on your head.
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- [laughs] My, that's a very
stimulating exercise, Dennis.
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Tones up the brain
cells, keeps you alert.
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Wonderful for your memory.
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Helps you never to forget.
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I learned it all in India from
a professor named uh, uh, hmm,
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what was his name?
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- Boy, you sure have had an
interesting life, Uncle Ned.
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No wonder Mr. Wilson's
written that book about you.
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- A book?
It's a mass of lies.
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Imagine accusing me of calling
the Queen of Romania "toots."
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- What did you call her?
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- "Your Majesty."
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When the King was around.
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[phone ringing]
- Hey!
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- Mm hmm?
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- That sounds like our phone.
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I'll be right back.
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- What was that professor's name?
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{\an8}A, B.
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- Does John Wilson live here?
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- Yeah, but he's not home.
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- I have a telegram for him.
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- I'll be happy to
give it to him.
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- OK.
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Make sure he gets it.
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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[phone ringing]
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- Where are you, Mr. Wilson?
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- I'm still here.
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[thunder]
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- There's a terrible
storm and the bridge
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has washed out up here.
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I, I can't get back.
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- It's a beautiful day here.
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The sun is shining
and it's real warm.
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- Dennis, I didn't call
for a weather report.
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- OK.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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A messenger just gave
me a telegram for you.
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- Who's it from?
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- I don't know.
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There's no return
address on the envelope.
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- Dennis, they don't
put a-- oh, never mind.
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Just open it.
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- I got it open, Mr. Wilson.
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Do you want me to read it?
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- Please!
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- "Due to change in plans,
am arriving your city today
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to finalize details regarding
publication of your book.
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Would appreciate you arranging
for me to meet Uncle Ned.
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Sounds like
fascinating character."
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It's signed Charles D. Winfield,
Winfield Publishing Company.
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Did you hear all
that, Mr. Wilson?
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[thunder]
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- Oh no!
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- John, what's the matter?
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- Dennis just read me a
telegram from Mr. Winfield.
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He's arriving a day early.
- Today?
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- And we're stuck up here!
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- And Uncle Ned's down there!
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- We're up here, Uncle
Ned's down there,
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and there goes my whole
career if Uncle Ned
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meets Mr. Winfield
before I [gasps].
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Dennis, let me talk
to your father!
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- Oh, he's not home.
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He and Mom went
downtown shopping.
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- Oh fine.
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Then Dennis, I'll
have to depend on you.
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Dennis, Uncle Ned does not
want my book to be published.
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- Why not?
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- Because he's a stubborn old--
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[thunder]
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- What's that, Mr. Wilson?
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I didn't hear it all.
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- Uh, it's just as well.
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Dennis, I came up here to
try and reason with him.
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But if Uncle Ned meets Mr.
Winfield before I have a chance
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to talk to him, he'll
ruin the whole deal
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and I'll have to
give back the $2,000.
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- What $2,000?
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- The advance the
publishers gave me, Dennis.
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Now I do not want Uncle
Ned to meet Mr. Winfield.
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I say again, I do not want
Uncle Ned to meet Mr. Winfield.
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Do you understand?
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- Yes sir.
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I think so.
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- Fine, fine.
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Then you've got to help me.
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Dennis, you've got to get
Uncle Ned out of the house
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and make sure he doesn't
meet Mr. Winfield.
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Do you understand?
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- Yes sir, but what'll
I do with him?
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- Anything!
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Take him to the park,
feed him to the squirrels!
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The old nut.
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If he gets tired of the park,
you can take him to the--
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[thunder]
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- Dennis?
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Dennis?
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The phone's dead.
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- The lightning must've
struck the line.
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- Oh, I wish it had been me.
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Dennis!
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[thunder]
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- I was only fooling.
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- Beautiful day, Dennis.
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Good idea of yours to go
to the park, you know.
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Nothing like a park
on a beautiful day.
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[pop]
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{\an8}[pop]
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- You know, I've always wanted
to do a thing like that.
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- Me too!
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- Me too, but I can't afford it.
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{\an8}$0.80 please.
- Hey you!
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Hey, hold it!
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You're under arrest.
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- What for?
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- For destroying
that man's property.
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- It's all right,
Sergeant Mooney.
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We paid for them.
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Didn't you, Uncle Ned?
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- I certainly did.
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What do you think I am?
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Some kind of a nut?
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- Uncle Ned?
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Dennis, is this your uncle?
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- No, he's Mr. Wilson's.
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- Mr. Wilson's?
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Oh well, that
explains it! [laughs]
262
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,526
- Exactly what do
you mean by that?
263
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,194
- Oh nothing!
264
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:12,231
Glad to meet you, Uncle Ned.
265
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,267
- Sergeant Mooney's about the
best policeman on our force.
266
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,869
We haven't had a
pickpocket in the park
267
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,837
since he's been on this beat.
268
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,472
- Well, really?
269
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,474
Well, well, well, Sergeant.
270
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,309
I congratulate you, you know.
271
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:28,747
I have an idea this whole town
will be eternally grateful.
272
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,916
- Well, I guess I better
get back to the car
273
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,084
in case the lieutenant calls.
274
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,452
[laughing]
275
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,521
- What's the matter,
Sergeant Mooney?
276
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,555
- What happened to my car keys?
277
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,524
- You mean these?
278
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,225
- Oh, I guess I must
have dropped them.
279
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,261
- And your badge, Officer.
280
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,396
- Huh?
- And your pencil.
281
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,731
- Oh now, just a min--
282
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:46,665
- And the handcuffs.
283
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,933
- How did you--
284
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,234
- No, no.
285
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,905
I promised Uncle Houdini I'd
never divulge the secret.
286
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,148
Don't you think
it's getting late
287
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,416
for a motion picture, Dennis?
288
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,085
Don't you think we
ought to go home?
289
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,853
- Jeepers, it's a great movie.
290
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,155
The Lizard Man
marries the Wolf Girl!
291
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,790
- Well, well, well.
292
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,691
Well now, just a minute.
293
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,226
Let me see.
294
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,730
There were six hot dogs,
four ice cream cones,
295
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,299
two bags of peanuts
and eight balloons.
296
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,701
Oh, I wonder if I'm going
to have enough money.
297
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,837
Any place around here where
I can get a check cashed?
298
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,305
- Oh, Mr. Quigley'll
cash it for you.
299
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,807
He always cashes
Mr. Wilson's checks.
300
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,575
- In there, huh?
301
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,576
- Yeah.
302
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,710
- Well, you run
along and find out
303
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:32,979
what time the picture starts.
304
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,947
- Yes sir!
305
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,416
- Not too fast now.
306
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:37,984
- Good day.
307
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,623
Oh, yes sir?
308
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,525
- I wonder if you'd cash
this check for me, please?
309
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,660
- Well, I I'm afraid
I don't know you.
310
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,796
- I am John Wilson's uncle.
311
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,232
- Oh, then you won't
mind if I call him.
312
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,100
- I don't believe he's home.
313
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,003
- Well, do you have
any identification?
314
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,904
A driver's license?
315
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,506
- No.
316
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,241
- I'm afraid my insurance
company won't allow me to.
317
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,244
- Well, would a pilot license do?
318
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,912
- Do you fly?
319
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,515
- Well, just the propeller
driven aircraft, yes.
320
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,950
They haven't checked
me out on jets.
321
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,418
But here.
322
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,118
- Oh.
323
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,653
Oh, yes.
324
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,388
Well, that'll do.
325
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,926
$5, Ned Wilson.
326
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,595
Oh, you must be Uncle Ned!
327
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,631
I heard that Mr. Wilson
wrote a book about you.
328
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,700
You're supposed to
be quite a character!
329
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,502
- That is the impression
that he's trying to create.
330
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,705
The whole thing is a
badly written, misspelled
331
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,273
encyclopedia of falsehoods.
332
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,208
It will never be published.
333
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:36,909
Never!
334
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,811
Character indeed.
335
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:39,712
- There you are.
336
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,646
- Thank you.
337
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,747
Thank you very much.
338
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:46,151
- [inaudible]
339
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:49,088
- Grandma Robinson's
homemade relish?
340
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,489
- Uh, $0.25 a jar.
341
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,423
The best we've ever had.
342
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,257
- Oh?
343
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,125
- Would you care to try a jar?
344
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,593
- Well, I uh--
345
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,895
- Double your money back
if uh, you don't like it.
346
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,663
- Oh.
347
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,797
Well, that's fair enough.
348
00:14:58,798 --> 00:14:59,298
- Yes.
349
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:03,669
- No.
350
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,470
Please, don't bother.
351
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,671
I'll eat it here.
352
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,572
- Here?
353
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,573
- Yes.
354
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,041
You have a spoon, please?
355
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,043
- Well uh, yes.
356
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,679
- Oh, thank you.
357
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,354
I don't like it.
358
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,757
May I have my $0.50?
359
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,225
- $0.50?
360
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,227
- Double your money back
if you don't like it.
361
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,195
I don't like it.
362
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,599
Thank you.
363
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,136
May I have two jars of Grandma
Robinson's homemade relish?
364
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:37,971
- Why?
365
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,071
You don't like it!
- I know.
366
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,974
But I may like the next two.
367
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,775
- Now look!
368
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,309
One jar to a customer.
369
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,678
- Doesn't say that on the sign.
370
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,246
- Well, it doesn't say
it, but it means it.
371
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,081
- If it meant it,
it would say it.
372
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,315
- Now look, you--
373
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,651
- Do you know the penalty
for misleading advertising?
374
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,919
- Misleading?
375
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,221
- Two jars, please.
376
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,946
- Don't like either one?
377
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,381
- $1, please.
378
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,782
- I'm discontinuing the offer.
379
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,851
- It says nothing
about a time limit.
380
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:34,193
I believe the fine for
misleading advertising is $500.
381
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:38,530
Thank you.
382
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,898
- I know.
383
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,166
Four.
384
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,068
- Eight.
385
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,536
- Eight!
386
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,440
- And besides the fine of $500,
you can get one year in jail.
387
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,081
- Don't bother.
388
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,250
I know you're not
going to like them.
389
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,719
- Thank you.
390
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,122
I think I'll let these ride.
391
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,891
It's the first time I ever
played relish roulette.
392
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,193
Well, in a way, it's a
variation of the system
393
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,162
I used when I broke the
bank at Monte Carlo.
394
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,463
- Broke the bank!
395
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,364
[crash]
396
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,132
- Come on, Uncle Ned!
397
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,099
We'd better get going!
398
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,068
The picture starts
in five minutes.
399
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,403
- Oh Dennis, am I
glad to see you!
400
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,470
Here, have a lollipop.
401
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,872
- Thanks, Mr. Quigley.
402
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,074
And thanks for cashing
Uncle Ned's check.
403
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,676
I told him you would.
404
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:24,877
- You told him.
405
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,311
- Hey, do you know
Mr. Wilson wrote
406
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,547
a book about his
famous Uncle Ned?
407
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,182
- Tell him to stop the presses!
408
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,184
I've got another chapter.
409
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,092
- Hello?
Hello?
410
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,326
[thunder]
411
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,395
- No, I do not want to
speak to his assistant.
412
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,630
I want to talk to
the Commissioner
413
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,065
of Highways himself.
414
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,767
Yes.
415
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,135
Commissioner?
416
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,071
As far as I can make
out, your department
417
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,073
is doing absolutely
nothing about repairing
418
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,375
that washed out bridge
and I need help.
419
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,345
I'm stuck up here on my uncle's
farm and I've got to get out.
420
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,646
Now this is an emergency.
421
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,182
My wife-- oh no, no.
422
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,683
No, it isn't that
kind of an emergency.
423
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,851
No, no.
424
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,453
I have written a book
about my Uncle Ned,
425
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,121
but he won't sign a release.
426
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,190
Now my publisher is
flying down to my house.
427
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,658
My uncle is there.
428
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:16,795
And the little boy next door,
he is trying to-- he-- hello?
429
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,263
Hello?
Hello?
430
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,066
- Did the line go out again?
- No.
431
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,035
He hung up.
432
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:26,638
Eloise, my career
is lying out there
433
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,040
buried under a sea of mud.
434
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,242
- Aw, just relax, John.
435
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:34,179
Probably Mr. Winfield
isn't even there yet.
436
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,382
- Oh, it's no trouble
at all, Mr. Winfield.
437
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,683
Do sit down.
- Thank you.
438
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,451
- I'm sure they must be in
the neighborhood somewhere.
439
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,220
I'll just drive around
and look for them.
440
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,489
- Thank you, Mr. Mitchell.
441
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,958
I'm sorry Wilson isn't back yet.
442
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,292
I was looking forward to
meeting his Uncle Ned.
443
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,062
Is he really as much of a
character as Wilson's painted
444
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:50,929
him?
445
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,500
- Well, he is rather unusual.
446
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,603
- I know it is rather
unusual, but I am a student.
447
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,806
And your sign here says
"Students half price."
448
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,708
You're a student,
aren't you Dennis?
449
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,143
- Yes sir.
450
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,712
- And so am I. And so I'll have
two student tickets please.
451
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,114
One for little Dennis and
one for little-- uh, for me.
452
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,115
- You're holding up the line.
453
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,316
Would you mind moving along?
454
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,484
- I am not going to budge.
455
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,520
If you folks want to
see a motion picture,
456
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,056
better go home and look at TV.
- All right.
457
00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:18,624
OK, so you're a student.
458
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,225
What school do you go to?
459
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,261
- The Allegheny
Institute of Taxidermy.
460
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,730
I am taking a
correspondence course.
461
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,031
- A correspondence course?
462
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,066
- Yes.
463
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:28,935
And I mailed in my
homework last night.
464
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,770
A stuffed pheasant.
465
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,672
- Oh hi, Mr. Quigley.
Where you going?
466
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,241
- I'm delivering a
rush order, Dennis.
467
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,609
- Now you take your
stuffed pheasant
468
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,345
and get out of this line!
469
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,713
- What's the matter, Fred?
470
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,514
- Well, this guy wants me to
sell him a student ticket
471
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,883
because he's taking a
correspondence course!
472
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,619
- Well, sell it to him before
you lose your whole theater!
473
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,724
Including the
popcorn concessions.
474
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,192
- Oh now, look here sir!
475
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,059
[horn honking]
476
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,294
- Hey, that's my dad!
477
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,663
- Oh, I'll be right back.
478
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,699
- Oh, won't you excuse me, madam?
479
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,101
Won't you step right
up to the box office?
480
00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:03,235
- One student ticket please.
481
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:07,873
I'm studying first
aid at the Red Cross.
482
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,208
- I've been looking
all over for you two.
483
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,310
There's a man at the house
very anxious to meet you.
484
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,845
- Really?
Who is it?
485
00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,413
- A Mr. Winfield.
486
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,448
- The publisher!
487
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,716
- Publisher?
488
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,585
- Yes, he's going to
publish your nephew's book.
489
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,652
- Indeed.
490
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,554
He thinks he's
going to publish it.
491
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,690
But I'll put a few choice
tidbits in his ear.
492
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,991
- Wouldn't you rather
see the movie?
493
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,226
- I certainly would not.
494
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,961
Mitchell, would you
kindly drive me home?
495
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:29,762
- Well, sure.
496
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:30,763
- Thank you.
497
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:31,530
You coming, Dennis?
498
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,867
- Yes sir.
499
00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:36,502
I sure am sorry to
miss your wedding.
500
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,471
HENRY (OFFSCREEN): Dennis!
501
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,941
- It stopped raining.
502
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,077
John, would you
stop that pacing?
503
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,146
[phone ringing]
504
00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,948
- It works!
505
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,016
Hello?
506
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,319
Uh, what?
507
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,855
How do I know how
many rings I am?
508
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,323
- Dear, it's a party line.
509
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,092
- This is no time for a party.
510
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,293
Would you please be brief?
511
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,095
I'm trying to keep
this line open.
512
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:07,466
I have-- well, the
same to you, mac!
513
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,368
Don't people have
other things to do
514
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,805
besides sitting around
gossiping all day?
515
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,773
Hello, are you still talking?
516
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,842
- Dear, they only
started a moment ago.
517
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,644
- This is a matter
of life and death!
518
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,946
- Oh, don't be so dramatic!
519
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,415
- Eloise, have you any
idea what will happen
520
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,718
if Dennis hasn't
kept those two apart?
521
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,753
- Now dear, just calm down.
522
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,089
I'm sure Dennis
will do his best.
523
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:34,860
- Knowing Dennis' best,
you ask me to calm down?
524
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:35,728
Hello?
525
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:39,498
Are you still on
the-- it's free.
526
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,899
It's free!
527
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,867
[dialing phone]
528
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,369
- Operator, operator!
529
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,737
Jumping Jehosaphats!
530
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,138
- Now dear, it could be worse.
531
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,741
You can still get
incoming calls.
532
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:51,144
- Oh.
Oh.
533
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:58,784
- I tell you, Mr. Winfield,
this will not be published!
534
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:01,153
- Well, if that's the
way you feel about it.
535
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,422
- That is exactly the
way I feel about it.
536
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:07,159
- But Uncle Ned, Mr. Wilson spent
a year working on your life.
537
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,728
- I spent 75 years working on it.
538
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,663
And I'm not going to have
everybody reading it.
539
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,601
- Then I guess Mr. Wilson will
have to give back the $2,000.
540
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,902
- Serves him right.
541
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:20,673
Writing a pack of lies, making
me look like a-- $2,000?
542
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,908
What $2,000?
543
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,677
- Dennis must be
referring to the advance
544
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,378
we paid your nephew on the book.
545
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:27,479
- $2,000?
546
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,114
- Oh, and that's
merely a token payment
547
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,984
against future royalties.
548
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:33,719
He'll make considerably
more money than that.
549
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,356
Motion picture rights,
possibly a television series.
550
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,091
It could come to
rather a large sum.
551
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,726
- Really?
552
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,861
- It's a shame to
lose all that money.
553
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:43,829
- Lose it?
554
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,831
Who said anything
about losing it?
555
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,833
Uh oh, Mr. Winfield,
sit right down.
556
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:48,667
Sit right down.
557
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:52,137
Let's talk this thing over, yes.
558
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:53,105
Motion picture right?
559
00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:55,442
Royalties?
Hmm.
560
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,717
[phone ringing]
561
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:05,718
- Hello?
562
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:08,220
Uh yes, this is John Wilson.
563
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,056
Oh yes, put him on.
564
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,925
Dennis?
565
00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:14,326
Everything OK?
566
00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:15,527
- Yes sir.
567
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:17,529
I've got some good news
for you, Mr. Wilson.
568
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,198
- Fine, fine.
569
00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:22,067
You kept Uncle Ned from
meeting Mr. Winfield.
570
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,069
- Everything's OK, Mr. Wilson.
571
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,272
Mr. Winfield's gonna
publish the book.
572
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:30,242
- Oh, uh, uh, Winfield is
going to publish my book!
573
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,277
- Not your book, Mr. Wilson.
574
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:34,446
- Uh, uh, not my book, Eloise.
575
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,381
Not my book?
576
00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:37,082
Whose book then?
577
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,384
- Uncle Ned's book.
578
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,386
It's all about his experiences.
579
00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:42,855
- Well, that's what mine's about!
580
00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,623
- This one is about
his experiences
581
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,158
with the Queen of Romania.
582
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:50,329
He's got a great title for it.
583
00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,264
- "Hi, Toots!"
584
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:54,466
That's the title?
585
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:58,671
Well, thanks just
the same, Dennis.
586
00:23:58,672 --> 00:24:00,072
- Don't hang up, Mr. Wilson.
587
00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:01,807
I've got some more
good news for you.
588
00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,410
Uncle Ned told Mr.
Winfield that he
589
00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:06,512
couldn't write the
book without your help.
590
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,847
- Oh, oh he did?
591
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:09,748
- Yes sir.
592
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,550
He hasn't got a typewriter.
593
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:16,088
So he's gonna move in with you
for six months and use yours.
594
00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:17,957
Mr. Wilson?
595
00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:20,826
Mr. Wilson?
596
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,761
Oh hi, Mrs. Wilson.
597
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:26,065
What happened to Mr. Wilson?
598
00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:27,967
He did?
599
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:32,872
Jeepers, I guess all that good
news was too much for him!
600
00:24:44,617 --> 00:25:04,671
[theme music]
601
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,698
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Screen Gems film production.
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