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We're going to find a way to blow this. Bro, we got this right now.

Yes!

Are you seeing this?

Let's go!

I can't believe it.

Touchdown. I can't believe it.

See? It never happens.

All we do is bleed brown and orange.

That's what we do.

That's what we do out here. Okay?

We do have some game left, but that wasn't nice.

That's crazy.

This one's over. Oh, what?

Did you not just see that touchdown? No, I'm saying, I'm saying, they're going

to win. Yeah, exactly.

Everyone bounced us.

For good reason.

Oh.

Under the W column. Yeah. Two -minute warning. Let's go, defense. Let's go.

Fuck. We don't win this. Oh, my God.

Halfway through the season, it might just be open. What the fuck?

Come on.

Can't you see I'm watching the game? This is a serious... Look at how fat you

are. And we're promising.

You're the baller, buddy. What you're doing is sitting in your stomach and

getting fat. Look.

You guys kidding me with this trash?

All it's doing is sitting in your stomach. Yeah.

What's wrong with this? You really need three bags of chips. Three bags?

Yeah, you want some?

No.

All I ask is for peace and quiet so we can watch the game.

This is not peace and quiet. Y 'all are yelling at the screen every five

seconds. Well, I mean, you don't have to be here.

We live here. This is our house, too, just like it is yours.

It's Sunday. This is what we do.

Okay? So you can be fat and unhealthy.

We need to go to the gym.

For three hours of peace and quiet. We need to go to the gym.

Yeah, you need to go to the gym.

I don't know what you're talking about. Sunday is gym day for us.

There's nothing wrong with chips.

Yeah.

I could actually get a workout. Yeah, but don't sit here like all day every

and don't do anything.

Just Sunday. It's disgusting.

It's so fucking gross. Look at this disgusting mess.

You don't need to do that.

Winter's coming.

Nothing wrong with a little extra weight.

Winter's coming. Can we just finish the game? Yeah.

Whatever. Two minutes left.

Bye.

Disgusting.

It kind of makes sense what you're saying.

Maybe we could put in, I don't know, a couple hours a week and hit the gym.

What do you think?

Yeah.

I'm not giving up beer.

No, I'm not saying give him beer. We're talking shit about our eating habits and

stuff. I'm not saying that. Not on my Sunday.

A little exercise?

Let's go tell him. Let's go tell him that we'll start watching our weight

better. Yeah.

Yeah.

If I'm a single dad, I should probably try to get in shape so I can give my

my life.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Did you see that guy in the gym?

Oh my god, the guy on the weight? Yeah.

Yeah, dude, his biceps were like on point.

It was so exciting.

Yeah, they're so big.

Hey girls, so we were thinking.

Yeah. You might be a little bit right on that we need to go to the gym. I was

just in the middle of the game, needed you out of my face.

Enjoying myself.

I don't know if it's because we won or what but yeah Decided we need to work

out. Maybe cut down on some chips and the beer. Whoa I mean if we're working

out we should be able to drink beer. Yeah Definitely cut down on the beers.

about you guys go change into some shorts and let's go.

Right now?

Yeah, like right now.

I was thinking maybe tomorrow. There's no better time but now.

So maybe we can start tomorrow?

Yeah, I could do tomorrow.

No, you guys, let's start today. Go put your shorts on right now.

Yeah. No, I mean... No, like right now.

You don't need to procrastinate.

You've been procrastinating all day.

All right, we'll be back.

Hurry up.

All right, all right.

You guys ready for this? Oh, yep.

Let's do it.

Ready for this workout?

What I want you to do right now is drop down, head that way. Give me 20 push

-ups. 20 push -ups. Plenty of them, huh? 20.

Funny.

Yes. This is what all the chips and beer get to. One more, guys. One more.

Come on. Nose to the floor.

You can do it.

You got it. You got it. Let's do one more. One more.

Oh, he's tired.

He's tired. Right, Dad?

This is what the chips is from. Come on.

I've been trying to tell you guys.

Deep burn.

Okay, guys.

I'm going to show you how to do some proper squats, right?

Okay.

So, back straight.

Knees down.

Slowly. Slowly back up.

Down.

One, two, three, down.

One, two, three, up.

One, two, three down.

One, two, three, up.

No, that's it. That's all I got.

Oh my God, it's only been 10 minutes.

Right? 10 minutes is not long enough. This is pathetic. Oh, it burns so much.

You guys, come on, just one more.

Oh, no.

Oh, I got nothing left. I'm done.

Dude, I have to do it. Come over here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm done, dude. Those 10 minutes for the first day is good enough for me.

Dude, I'm done.

I'm so out of shape.

My abs are burning right now.

Dude, so like they haven't even broken a sweat yet. Yeah, I know. I normally

break a sweat when I fuck.

You're trying to say you want to fuck them?

Well, it's good for the health.

So, I mean, as long as it's good for the health, I mean, let's do it.

Let's go.

What the hell is going on here?

Whoa. What are you doing?

Well, obviously, this is not going to work.

But we have a new idea that we're only going to do because we love you both so

much. And we don't want you to be fat forever.

So we're going to fuck you.

Yeah. What?

Yeah. You're kidding me.

No. No, I am not going to watch my daughter get fucked.

Why not?

Absolutely not. No, no, no, no, no. Look, at this point.

They really don't have that much of a choice. You guys are too old.

You don't have a choice. I mean... I kind of see what they're saying.

I mean... Do we have a choice? I mean, it's either R .A.

or... Fuck it.

I can't do this.

I can't do this.

Look at this dog.

It's so big.

It's so big. I can't even take the whole thing off.

No. No.

No.

Later, dear.

What?

You know what would be more fun though?

What?

What do you think?

Huh.

Yes.

Get up. Get up.

Dig it.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

So I can hop back on.

Thank you.

Oh my god, girl, your dad's cuffs are so fucking good on my pussy like it's

heaven.

What about mine?

They're so big.

So big.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

We should do that sometime next time. I know.

We have to let them know.

Ugh.

oh my god oh my god

oh my god

I think this is okay.

I'm glad he's doing something good.

You deserve it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

God,

that was it.

Yes.

Yes.

This is so much better than just making them work out.

I want you to lay down.

I was like, oh my god, yeah, rub it on my clothes.

I can't see. Your dad just came in there.

It was awesome.

Yeah. Do they look good? I can't see them.

They look good.

So tomorrow, same time? Same place.

I'm down.

What about you?

Alright, let's do it.