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Dude, I'm freezing my ass off.

Freezing my fucking ass off.

Yep, there you go.

We're gonna present a new Japanese brand, baby.

Yeah.

Clothing brand, you know.

Famous, yeah, famous Japanese designer.

You know, always like...

Kind of bullshit, but whatever.

We're gonna... Yeah,

there is... Yeah, I can see what... Excuse me?

Excuse me, do you have a minute for us, please?

I don't know. What is it?

We're doing an interview.

Just a couple of questions.

Do you have a minute?

It only takes five minutes.

I don't know, but...

the video no this is well we are uh doing a documentary uh we are

presenting a brand brand new japanese brand japanese brand yes uh clothing

okay yes from a famous japanese uh designer and uh we have a

i just want to ask a couple of questions just take really just a few minutes

um

I don't know.

Okay, I have a special offer for you as well.

Special offer? Yeah, special offer.

If you do this interview with us, I'm going to give you some clothes totally

free.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We are looking for people's opinion about this brand.

Oh, so you'd like to take the pictures?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, but it's not a good sound because...

you told me you are a japanese i don't know who no no no you give me free some

clothes i don't know it's not good i'm sorry no okay so let me uh explain

so we are trying to promote this brand here in europe okay and we are curious

about people opinion about this brand and uh we're gonna give you as a present

uh this clothes i just we have a studio here And I would like you to

check out the clothes, tell your opinion about it, maybe try it on, if you try

it on for us, and we can do a couple of pictures and use it.

Oh,

but I'm not a professional model, I'm sorry. No, but you're beautiful, you

have to worry about that.

I mean, look at you.

I don't know. You must be beautiful. Yeah.

exactly i mean you're gonna get some free clothes it's really nice and uh

actually it's really sexy i mean free clothes if you get something for free

you gotta take it come on and you got some nice pictures because i don't know

yeah you can yeah we are doing some pictures and uh i'm gonna give these

pictures to you you can put it on your facebook you know all of your profiles

I don't know because I don't know you and... Okay, so you know what? We have a

studio here.

We have a studio. Where?

Well, just here.

What?

Just here.

This? You mean the car?

Yeah, it's a mobile changing room. Oh.

It's a mobile changing room, so... Listen, you can leave any minute.

You can leave any minute. If you don't like it or you don't like the brand or

you don't like the clothes, you don't want... You can go.

Oh, my God.

Pre -clothed.

It's like... I don't know.

Careful. This is where I live. No, I'm just kidding.

I'm afraid.

No, don't be afraid. Listen, don't be afraid.

You see, I mean...

This is nothing what you have to be afraid of.

You can even any minute, any time you want.

Come and check it out. It doesn't cost you nothing.

You told me about some question?

Yes, we can do the interview because it's windy, it's cold, so let's go

and I can do the interview with you.

I'll show you the brand, I'll show you the clothes.

If you don't like it, then...

then don't tell me you don't like it because this is our I hope you kill you

don't kill me inside okay just check it out come

oh here we go

in a way um make yourself comfortable yes yes you must take off shoes

exactly well thank you very much

Please, make yourself comfortable. If you want to take off your jacket, this

here. Thank you.

Let me help you.

Let me help you with your jacket.

We do this because of the lighting, you know, because there's a lot of natural

light coming in, so it's... Please take a seat.

There's a lot of natural light coming in, so it's good even for videos, for

photo, you know, we can... Okay,

so shall we start with the interview?

Okay, interview.

Well, okay, but we just would like to know, you know, I would like to

know your age, you know, like which kind of people like our product.

Okay. You know, so if I ask something personal, you just say, I don't want to

answer.

Okay. Okay, so how old are you?

Twenty.

Twenty? Yeah. Okay, and what's your name again?

Dana. Dana. Yes, my name.

Okay, Dana, my name is Tony.

Nice to meet you.

What do you do for a living?

What is your job?

I'm a student.

Oh, you're a student?

Yes. Okay, very good.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes. Yeah, you have a boyfriend? Yes. Okay, for how long?

About five years.

Five years? Wow, that's a lot.

But he studied in another city.

Oh, it's like a long... Yeah, and

we will see one time in weekend.

Oh, only in the weekend.

Because we must study normally.

Oh, wow.

Wow. Well, that's life.

If you want to go to something, you have a goal.

What do you study?

I study high school and I study

humanist. I don't know. My English is not perfect. Okay, no problem. I can

understand. I think I'm going to show you our product and

tell me your real opinion about it.

okay okay all right

so

we'll show you

yeah so

i'll show you the back part of it

what do you think okay it looks nice okay it looks nice but it but

it's a way better if you try it out i think it's more or less your size maybe

it's a little bit big but we're gonna see you want to try this on for us if

try this on for us and we can make some pictures then uh i give you the pictures

of course for your own use and you can have this present

Okay, I tried.

But I want you to turn. Yeah, yeah. I switch off the camera.

Okay, let me put it down on the floor and switch it off.

I'm not watching.

Okay.

Okay, so I think I'm ready. Okay, let me get the camera.

But I don't know what with this.

Okay.

Oh,

you have caught me. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Well,

okay.

I think... What?

Just let me check this.

But only one thing, but I think it would be more nice if you take off the

panties, because the panties are just up here.

I mean, I told you, it's a perfect float.

Yes,

turn around.

You bet me.

Let's do some pretty photos.

Actually, this is a beautiful idea, but you've got the panties there.

Take off the panties, I'll make a picture, and I'll show it to you. And

going to understand what I'm talking about.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I'm turning around, I'm turning around.

I'm not watching.

Okay, stand up, stand around.

Maybe you can stand up right there.

Yeah, yeah, because there's more lights and... Turn

your back to me, yeah.

No, no, this is the point, you see?

It's a famous Japanese designers clothes No,

no, it's not big it's not big just

Oh, you're so cute.

Oh my god, you're so cute. So, you already know that we are representing

a Japanese company.

And I lived in Japan for three years.

And I studied the special Japanese massage technique.

Because there's a legend in Japan with the special massage of the boobs.

I mean, not... The boob got around the area of the limb, down under here and

up right here.

The boob could be grown and being

in better shape.

Okay, basically we are trying to find out if it's true or not. I have to just

massage the around area.

That's all.

I mean, listen, if you don't like it, or feel uncomfortable, you can leave

anytime.

It's worth a try, isn't it?

I mean... Maybe later.

Maybe later?

Yeah. Okay.

So, shall we do this?

It's only gonna take half an hour, in total.

and you're gonna see the difference in one day

okay let's do

this please sit in the middle

yes okay

i told you just relax let's close your eyes

I don't know.

I'm sorry, but...

I have boyfriend and now... Listen, this is just a massage.

This is just a massage, okay?

Have you ever had a massage before?

Like professional massage?

Yeah. Yes? But not both.

Yeah, of course, but it's not... I'm not touching like this your boobs. I'm

massaging the... Okay, you know what?

just close your eyes try to relax because otherwise it's not going to work

just close your eyes put your head back relax

Let me see.

A little bit more up.

Yes. A little bit more.

More, more, more. Yes.

Okay.

Yes.

See?

Okay.

Comfortable? Put your hands right here.

Listen, I have to massage the limbs first here, after down there, and then

here. There's a system in the massage.

And if I cut away, that's not gonna work.

Okay.

Just let me do my job, okay?

Totally normal.

I'm about to glitch. Oh, my God. Okay.

So, I left my foot.

It's here.

Let's look.

How are your skills?

Um, it's good.

yes come

on

no

no no no no no no

it's okay listen i it's have to be on skin on skin

No, no, no, no, no. That's too much. No, no, no.

Okay, you know what?

I have a space here just for not to show anything to the camera. Okay?

Okay.

What was that?

oh oh

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.

I have a boyfriend.

Oh, no.

Not inside.

No.

Please. Not inside.

Well, I promise you, that's going to make it bigger. That's for sure.

Special treatment.

Yeah, I eat a lot of sushi.

It's going to be good.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Do you want to teach her the Japanese word?

Do you have more?

I'm sure he would like to teach you a Japanese word. Yeah, I want to teach you

special Japanese word. Thank you for the matash.

It was great. This is Dominic.

What?

Okay, so now again.

Watashiha. Watashiha.

Ochimpo daisuki.

What? Ochimpo daisuki.

Nayarimander. Nayarimander.