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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,500 # Melvin worked at the Tromaville Gym # 2 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:31,000 # 90-pound weakling who got pushed around # 3 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:34,500 # They dressed him up in a pink tutu? # 4 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:38,000 # They beat him up, and they threw him down # 5 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,240 # He landed in a barrel of waste # 6 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,500 # Toxic chemicals ate his face # 7 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:48,000 # Mutated, energized by Tromatons # 8 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,850 # This Jersey hero's gonna clean up the place # 9 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 # Yeah # 10 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:54,400 # TOXIC # 11 00:00:56,450 --> 00:00:58,000 # AVENGER # 12 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,900 # TOXIC # 13 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:04,300 # AVENGER # 14 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:08,000 # He's a hideously deformed monster hero # 15 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 # Superhuman size and strength # 16 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,500 # Pursuer of good, enemy of evil # 17 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,500 # With his mighty mop, he'll never stop # 18 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:21,000 # Truth and justice and his calling card # 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 # He's gonna fight crime across the land # 20 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,450 # Big business thinks he's gonna rip you apart # 21 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:30,500 # Toxic Solution is right at hand # 22 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 # TOXIC # 23 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,500 # AVENGER # 24 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,500 # Toxic! # 25 00:01:41,388 --> 00:01:43,838 In the shadow of the big city, 26 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:47,392 with its big buildings, big business, and big people, 27 00:01:47,644 --> 00:01:49,843 is my home town Tromaville. 28 00:01:50,395 --> 00:01:54,148 A little town with little buildings, little businesses, 29 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,101 and little people. 30 00:01:57,653 --> 00:02:00,051 My name is Melvin Junko. 31 00:02:00,103 --> 00:02:04,607 I live in a garden apartment in the Tromaville Dump. 32 00:02:04,659 --> 00:02:07,610 I am the first hideously deformed monster hero 33 00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:09,611 of superhuman size and strength 34 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,113 to come from New Jeresy. 35 00:02:12,614 --> 00:02:16,619 They call me the Toxic Avenger. 36 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,122 This is my story. 37 00:02:23,623 --> 00:02:25,072 Several years ago, 38 00:02:25,124 --> 00:02:27,526 I and the little people of Tromaville 39 00:02:27,626 --> 00:02:29,527 succeeded in crushing all criminals 40 00:02:29,628 --> 00:02:32,029 and ridding Tromaville once and for all 41 00:02:32,081 --> 00:02:34,532 of evil and corruption. 42 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:39,839 Tromaville actually became a nice place to live. 43 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:48,043 With no criminals or oppressive politicians around, 44 00:02:48,143 --> 00:02:51,148 people of Tromaville were once again happy. 45 00:02:54,848 --> 00:02:57,799 Once again they were free to devote themselves 46 00:02:57,851 --> 00:03:02,356 to their principal activities of dancing in the streets... 47 00:03:03,556 --> 00:03:05,358 tattooing... 48 00:03:09,059 --> 00:03:11,563 manufacturing orange juice... 49 00:03:14,165 --> 00:03:16,668 exterminating vermin... 50 00:03:20,170 --> 00:03:22,872 watching excellent movies... 51 00:03:25,174 --> 00:03:28,079 and dancing in the streets! 52 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,083 The important people in my life 53 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:38,785 all lived in Tromaville- 54 00:03:38,837 --> 00:03:42,087 My Mom, - It's your Mommy! Melvin! 55 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:44,438 My freudian psychiatrist, 56 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:47,192 I've been doing some soul searching of my own. 57 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:51,796 And most important, my best girl Claire. 58 00:03:52,248 --> 00:03:54,146 Although Claire was blind, 59 00:03:54,198 --> 00:03:56,100 her handicap didn't prevent her 60 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,228 from being a real intellectual. 61 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,652 Now that Tromaville had no crime, 62 00:04:01,704 --> 00:04:04,808 there was no work for a super hero like me. 63 00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:12,613 There were no criminals left for me to destroy. 64 00:04:12,765 --> 00:04:15,015 I took a job as concierge 65 00:04:15,215 --> 00:04:17,216 at the Tromaville Center for the blind, 66 00:04:17,268 --> 00:04:19,394 where Claire spent much of her time. 67 00:04:19,446 --> 00:04:21,620 It was the only way to make ends meet. 68 00:04:21,772 --> 00:04:23,722 Claire had the kind of end 69 00:04:23,822 --> 00:04:26,424 that you really wanted to meet. 70 00:04:28,376 --> 00:04:30,002 I was also athletic director 71 00:04:30,054 --> 00:04:31,892 at the Center of the blind, 72 00:04:31,944 --> 00:04:34,079 which kept me kind of busy. 73 00:04:34,331 --> 00:04:38,334 My duties included organizing croquet games, 74 00:04:38,786 --> 00:04:41,012 planning rooftop nature walks, 75 00:04:41,064 --> 00:04:43,402 and refereeing basketball games. 76 00:04:43,454 --> 00:04:45,688 As rewarding as this work was, 77 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:48,743 I have to admit I was pretty depressed. 78 00:04:49,243 --> 00:04:52,246 I missed the good old days of criminal bashing. 79 00:04:52,298 --> 00:04:54,696 You know, beating up bad guys. 80 00:04:54,748 --> 00:04:59,752 Then... one day our lives were thrown into upheaval. 81 00:04:59,804 --> 00:05:01,201 The peace and tranquility 82 00:05:01,253 --> 00:05:03,255 to which we had grown accustomed 83 00:05:03,307 --> 00:05:04,756 was suddenly shattered! 84 00:05:04,808 --> 00:05:05,905 Claire. 85 00:05:06,757 --> 00:05:08,259 Yes, Mrs. Beasley. 86 00:05:08,311 --> 00:05:09,960 Oooh! 87 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,513 Your boyfriend, the Toxic whatchihoosit, 88 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:19,167 is melting all the silverware in the house. 89 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,368 Oh, dear! 90 00:05:20,369 --> 00:05:21,370 Melvin! 91 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:24,373 Melvin, you don't have to set the table tonight. 92 00:05:24,474 --> 00:05:26,775 Why don't you clean the oven? 93 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,377 OK, dear. 94 00:05:28,477 --> 00:05:31,379 I suppose you want me to clean the toilets, too. 95 00:05:31,479 --> 00:05:33,680 Yes, dear. Thank you. 96 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,582 Attention, all blind people. 97 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,033 Lunch is now being served inside. 98 00:05:39,085 --> 00:05:41,986 All blind persons please find your way 99 00:05:41,987 --> 00:05:43,688 to the cafeteria. 100 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,237 Poor Melvin. 101 00:05:46,289 --> 00:05:48,691 He's been so depressed lately. 102 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,794 His psychiatrist says it's very important 103 00:05:50,846 --> 00:05:52,695 for him to feel needed. 104 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:56,097 There just doesn't seem to be any more evil 105 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:58,500 in Tromaville for him to clean up. 106 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,503 It's not good for him to feel useless. 107 00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:11,607 Mr. Chairman, 108 00:06:11,707 --> 00:06:13,509 that's the Toxic Avenger's girlfriend. 109 00:06:13,661 --> 00:06:15,259 Ha ha ha! 110 00:06:15,511 --> 00:06:17,312 He must be inside. 111 00:06:17,313 --> 00:06:18,313 OK. 112 00:06:19,414 --> 00:06:20,915 Give the order. 113 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,928 OK, you, come on. Let's go. 114 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:38,031 Mmmph! 115 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:41,433 Get a receipt. 116 00:06:46,056 --> 00:06:47,257 Excuse me, miss. 117 00:06:50,759 --> 00:06:52,008 Oh, sorry. 118 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:54,562 I got a package here for the Toxic Avenger. 119 00:06:55,851 --> 00:06:57,300 He's inside working. 120 00:06:57,352 --> 00:06:59,254 Could you sign for it, please? 121 00:06:59,254 --> 00:07:00,255 OK. 122 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,158 No. Right down here. 123 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,261 OK. Thank you. 124 00:07:08,543 --> 00:07:09,793 What is it? 125 00:07:09,845 --> 00:07:11,846 Make sure he gets it, because it's awfully big. 126 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,047 It feels nice. 127 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:14,596 Ohhh! 128 00:07:15,348 --> 00:07:17,751 Oh, Toxie! Oh! Oh! 129 00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:20,000 I have a surprise! 130 00:07:20,052 --> 00:07:21,553 I have a surprise for Toxie! 131 00:07:21,605 --> 00:07:23,255 He's going to be so excited. 132 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,858 Oh! Oh! Oh! 133 00:07:27,159 --> 00:07:29,108 Help me! Help me! 134 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,162 I'm stuck! The lunch bell rang! 135 00:07:31,214 --> 00:07:32,263 Lady! Lady! 136 00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:33,664 Help me! I'm stuck! 137 00:07:34,165 --> 00:07:36,166 Let go of me! What are you, blind? 138 00:07:38,168 --> 00:07:39,169 Clarie! Clarie! 139 00:07:39,221 --> 00:07:41,170 Ha ha ha! 140 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:43,422 Aaah! 141 00:07:43,474 --> 00:07:45,174 Clarie! 142 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,678 Oh, my god! Mrs. Beasley! 143 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,180 Mrs. Beasley! Are you all right? 144 00:07:56,183 --> 00:07:57,184 Aaah! Aaah! 145 00:07:58,184 --> 00:08:00,186 Oh, my god! 146 00:08:11,195 --> 00:08:12,196 Aaah! 147 00:08:14,698 --> 00:08:17,700 Help me! Help me! 148 00:08:24,706 --> 00:08:27,109 Come on! Let's go! 149 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,510 Ha ha ha! 150 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,162 All right! 151 00:08:34,761 --> 00:08:37,664 Man! That old lady, I wasted her! 152 00:08:37,716 --> 00:08:39,866 Good boy! We pulled it off. 153 00:08:39,966 --> 00:08:41,117 All right! 154 00:08:41,369 --> 00:08:42,716 Ha ha ha! 155 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:45,595 I should be getting a big raise out of this job. 156 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:49,267 We made waste product out of that Toxic bastard. 157 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:51,669 I love to watch things blow up. 158 00:08:55,963 --> 00:08:57,866 Did you see that blast? 159 00:08:57,918 --> 00:08:59,214 Ha ha ha! 160 00:08:59,466 --> 00:09:02,469 That's the end of the Toxic Avenger. 161 00:09:02,521 --> 00:09:05,070 Ha ha ha! 162 00:09:22,085 --> 00:09:24,034 Ha ha ha! 163 00:09:24,686 --> 00:09:27,490 We're changing this town now! 164 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:29,692 Did you see that blast? 165 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:31,894 Oh, yeah. 166 00:09:35,197 --> 00:09:36,698 How are ya? 167 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:38,625 Aaah! 168 00:09:38,777 --> 00:09:40,200 Grrr! 169 00:09:40,301 --> 00:09:42,302 Help! 170 00:09:48,707 --> 00:09:50,058 Grrr! 171 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:55,996 Oh! Oh! Oh! 172 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,609 Aaah! 173 00:10:26,322 --> 00:10:28,073 Grrr! 174 00:10:31,626 --> 00:10:34,128 Messy, messy, messy! 175 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,587 Get him! 176 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,208 Come on! take him! 177 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,909 He's yours. 178 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,212 Grrr! 179 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:15,050 Aaaah! 180 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:19,734 Mmmph. 181 00:12:21,736 --> 00:12:22,937 Take this. 182 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:39,179 Fuck this! 183 00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:43,035 Now you gotta deal with me, Toxic asshole. 184 00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:47,639 Why, I ought a... 185 00:13:00,893 --> 00:13:02,395 Take him. 186 00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:04,997 Let's go. Get on with it. 187 00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:06,446 Come on! 188 00:13:06,498 --> 00:13:08,300 Get that Toxic Avenger. 189 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,501 Come on! 190 00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:12,604 All the men we've got! 191 00:13:13,005 --> 00:13:14,206 He's all yours. 192 00:13:14,407 --> 00:13:16,008 Get that for the chief! 193 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,791 Hey, Toxic. 194 00:15:21,343 --> 00:15:22,591 Hey, Toxic! 195 00:15:23,115 --> 00:15:24,342 Hey, Toxic! 196 00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:26,348 What's the matter? Can't you hear me? 197 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,297 You slimebucket, you! 198 00:15:28,349 --> 00:15:30,851 Can't you hear me? Hey, Toxic! 199 00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:51,034 Yeah, kemo sabe. 200 00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,536 I can hear you. 201 00:15:52,936 --> 00:15:54,337 Can you hear me? 202 00:16:50,307 --> 00:16:53,310 Lucky for you, it's time for my piano lesson. 203 00:17:02,782 --> 00:17:06,285 Take this, you savage, Toxic, you. 204 00:17:10,851 --> 00:17:12,352 Yeee! 205 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,366 Ahhh! 206 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,868 Ahhh! 207 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,369 Aaah! 208 00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:36,572 One of our best men. 209 00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:40,375 Ya ha ha ha! 210 00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:43,878 Ha ha ha! 211 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:46,461 Grr! 212 00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:53,295 Ya! 213 00:17:54,286 --> 00:17:55,787 Yaa! 214 00:17:57,113 --> 00:17:58,514 Aaah! 215 00:17:58,866 --> 00:18:00,764 Grrr! 216 00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:31,020 What are you doing to me? 217 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,030 After a long day of crime fighting, 218 00:18:34,082 --> 00:18:36,833 I like to play a little basketball. 219 00:18:52,246 --> 00:18:53,695 Grr! 220 00:18:53,747 --> 00:18:55,248 Hee hee hee! 221 00:19:12,763 --> 00:19:14,264 Oh, shit! 222 00:19:20,269 --> 00:19:21,770 I- I-I don't know. 223 00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:23,219 I mean, he's big. 224 00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:24,773 and we planned it well, and I- 225 00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:26,274 I didn't know- 226 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,276 Call a meeting of the board of directors, 227 00:19:29,328 --> 00:19:31,778 and fire the entire personnel department! 228 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,186 He's coming. Let me in! 229 00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:42,187 Ohh! 230 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,041 Waah! 231 00:19:50,505 --> 00:19:51,654 Oh, little baby. 232 00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:53,958 Don't cry. I got you. 233 00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:56,210 Let's go find your mommy. 234 00:19:59,713 --> 00:20:02,715 Aaah! Aaah! Oh, my god! 235 00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,717 Aaah! Aaah! 236 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,121 Oh, my god! Where's my baby! 237 00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:12,623 Where is she? Where is she? 238 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,925 Here you go, ma'am. Here's your baby. 239 00:20:15,577 --> 00:20:17,152 She was up a tree. 240 00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:19,128 Thank you, Toxic. 241 00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:22,436 They killed my Melvin. 242 00:20:23,436 --> 00:20:26,439 Melvin! They killed my Melvin! 243 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:27,940 Oh, Melvin! 244 00:20:29,441 --> 00:20:31,443 Aaah! Aaah! 245 00:20:36,948 --> 00:20:38,949 Apocalypse Chemicals! 246 00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:41,451 Grrr! 247 00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:44,354 Claire! Claire! 248 00:20:44,806 --> 00:20:46,055 Claire! 249 00:20:47,823 --> 00:20:48,925 Are you all right? 250 00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:50,526 Thank God you're all right! 251 00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:52,331 I thought they killed you! 252 00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:54,380 What happened? 253 00:20:54,432 --> 00:20:57,335 I felt the heat and a terrible sound. 254 00:20:57,687 --> 00:20:59,936 And then I felt a head! 255 00:21:00,055 --> 00:21:01,606 Where is everyone? 256 00:21:01,658 --> 00:21:03,358 - Where's Mrs. Beasley? - Clarie! 257 00:21:04,058 --> 00:21:05,408 They were... 258 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:07,461 They were senselessly butchered! 259 00:21:08,362 --> 00:21:09,863 Ohh, Melvin! 260 00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:15,294 But at least I got the slime who did it. 261 00:21:15,794 --> 00:21:20,398 Oh, Melvin, you're wonderful. 262 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:21,647 Oh, Claire. 263 00:21:21,799 --> 00:21:24,201 Claire may have thought I was wonderful, 264 00:21:24,301 --> 00:21:26,603 but across the river in the big city 265 00:21:26,704 --> 00:21:28,806 there were some big people who didn't think 266 00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:30,255 I was so wonderful. 267 00:21:30,271 --> 00:21:35,274 The Evil, Egomaniacal Chairman of Apocalypse Incorporated, 268 00:21:35,326 --> 00:21:38,603 the massive, Multinational Chemical Conglomerate 269 00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:41,880 plotting to destroy me and take over Tromaville. 270 00:21:41,904 --> 00:21:43,904 271 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,928 272 00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:47,952 SCENA IN PIU' 273 00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:49,976 274 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 275 00:25:33,989 --> 00:25:37,288 As long as the Toxic Avenger lives, 276 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:40,642 we will be prevented from achieving our goals. 277 00:25:41,094 --> 00:25:44,221 We will never win over the hearts and minds 278 00:25:44,273 --> 00:25:46,648 of all the little people of Tromaville, 279 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:47,897 whom we need 280 00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:52,202 because without them, we'll never take Tromaville. 281 00:25:52,354 --> 00:25:56,908 And without Tromaville, we'll never take New York. 282 00:25:57,060 --> 00:26:03,062 And without New York, we're just an infernal failure! 283 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:10,268 Bu-bu-but, Boss, we can't kill him! 284 00:26:10,768 --> 00:26:13,771 We used enough explosives to blow up an entire city. 285 00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:18,274 So what if our explosives had no effect. 286 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:21,052 We are Apocalypse incorporated. 287 00:26:21,104 --> 00:26:23,779 We do not shrink at setbacks. 288 00:26:23,831 --> 00:26:26,057 We want the challenge! 289 00:26:27,209 --> 00:26:29,931 Gentlemen, as we speak, 290 00:26:29,983 --> 00:26:33,085 our research department is studying his background, 291 00:26:33,585 --> 00:26:36,788 and we will come up with a suitable demise 292 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,592 for that Toxic troublemaker. 293 00:26:39,744 --> 00:26:40,993 And then... 294 00:26:41,394 --> 00:26:42,543 I'll get a hold 295 00:26:42,595 --> 00:26:47,999 of that blonde, blind, bimbo, whore, bitch girlfriend of his 296 00:26:48,351 --> 00:26:51,701 with those long legs- Ooh! 297 00:26:51,702 --> 00:26:54,804 And those melon-heavy breasts. 298 00:26:54,856 --> 00:26:57,082 I'd like to take her hair 299 00:26:57,134 --> 00:26:59,256 and wrap it around her neck! 300 00:26:59,308 --> 00:27:02,811 I want to strangle her till her eyes bugged out! 301 00:27:07,478 --> 00:27:10,481 His real name is Melvin Junko. 302 00:27:10,981 --> 00:27:13,384 He was nothing but a puny janitor 303 00:27:13,436 --> 00:27:14,833 At a health club. 304 00:27:15,016 --> 00:27:18,018 In reel two of the first movie, 305 00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:20,669 As a result of a harmless prank, 306 00:27:20,721 --> 00:27:24,073 Melvin fell into a barrel of toxic waste. 307 00:27:24,325 --> 00:27:27,927 This caused his tiny body to transform 308 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:31,205 into a hideously deformed creature 309 00:27:31,257 --> 00:27:34,532 of superhuman size and strength. 310 00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:38,284 He became... The Toxic Avenger. 311 00:27:39,036 --> 00:27:41,986 Due to the toxic chemicals in his body, 312 00:27:42,038 --> 00:27:46,042 Melvin destroyed all the evil in Tromaville. 313 00:27:46,342 --> 00:27:50,345 Tromaville actually became a nice place to live. 314 00:27:51,301 --> 00:27:54,253 You see, the chemicals in the Toxic Avenger's body 315 00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:57,056 cause him to automatically destroy evil. 316 00:27:57,108 --> 00:27:59,406 Our scientists say this is caused 317 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:03,160 by weird particles in his body called Tromations. 318 00:28:03,857 --> 00:28:05,255 To destroy the Toxic Avenger, 319 00:28:05,307 --> 00:28:08,410 we must destroy the Tromations in his body. 320 00:28:08,962 --> 00:28:11,011 How do we conquer this tromation? 321 00:28:11,447 --> 00:28:12,795 Technology. 322 00:28:12,996 --> 00:28:15,399 And where do we find technology? 323 00:28:15,699 --> 00:28:17,350 Gentlemen, think. 324 00:28:17,918 --> 00:28:19,118 Cars... 325 00:28:19,582 --> 00:28:20,883 TVs... 326 00:28:21,358 --> 00:28:22,883 Walkmans. 327 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,956 Japan! 328 00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:28,260 Anybody knows that if you wany something to work, 329 00:28:28,312 --> 00:28:30,409 you buy a japanese product. 330 00:28:30,461 --> 00:28:32,911 Even comic-book villains like us know 331 00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:36,266 if you want it done right, you must turn to Japan. 332 00:28:36,304 --> 00:28:39,206 Scientists at the Apocalypse Japanese Division 333 00:28:39,206 --> 00:28:43,008 will create an anti-tromaton, 334 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:45,159 and then that will be it. 335 00:28:45,211 --> 00:28:49,514 That Toxic Avenger will just shrivel up 336 00:28:49,566 --> 00:28:51,964 like a prune. 337 00:28:52,234 --> 00:28:54,330 Speaking of prunes, 338 00:28:54,555 --> 00:28:57,510 that girlfriend of his- Ha ha ha! 339 00:28:57,538 --> 00:29:01,290 I would just love to shrivel up those melons of hers! 340 00:29:01,342 --> 00:29:04,343 Boy, I could get my hands on... 341 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,210 Wait a minute. 342 00:29:08,262 --> 00:29:10,183 You said this anit-tromaton substance 343 00:29:10,235 --> 00:29:11,833 is in Japan. 344 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,286 Can we get this from Japan 345 00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:15,588 to New Jersey? 346 00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:17,359 That would be very chancy, 347 00:29:17,411 --> 00:29:19,313 considering its volatile nature. 348 00:29:19,334 --> 00:29:20,836 However, we have a plan 349 00:29:20,837 --> 00:29:23,439 to get the Toxic Avenger to Japan. 350 00:29:24,391 --> 00:29:26,789 He's been seeing a psychiatrist. 351 00:29:26,841 --> 00:29:29,291 We know he has complete faith in her. 352 00:29:29,443 --> 00:29:32,945 It's just a matter of determining her price. 353 00:29:34,097 --> 00:29:35,394 No problem. 354 00:29:35,446 --> 00:29:37,448 We'll get that jerk... 355 00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:41,364 no matter what. 356 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,303 Now, that is what I like to hear! 357 00:29:47,992 --> 00:29:48,993 He... 358 00:29:48,993 --> 00:29:49,994 must... 359 00:29:50,046 --> 00:29:51,143 be... 360 00:29:51,195 --> 00:29:53,196 destroyed. 361 00:29:58,399 --> 00:29:59,547 Beating up bad guys 362 00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,703 should've made me feel good about myself, 363 00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:03,834 but back at our garden apartment, 364 00:30:03,861 --> 00:30:06,864 I was still experiencing feeling of uselessness 365 00:30:07,116 --> 00:30:10,343 and subseguent bouts of deep depression. 366 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:13,169 So many innocent blind people had died 367 00:30:13,236 --> 00:30:15,605 before I could do anything to save them. 368 00:30:15,657 --> 00:30:18,723 I went into a real emotional tailspin. 369 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,576 I was in such a state, Claire even suggested 370 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,851 I increase my psychiatrist visits 371 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,112 to eight times a week 372 00:30:25,353 --> 00:30:27,402 instead of the usual seven. 373 00:30:28,454 --> 00:30:30,956 This should make you feel better. 374 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,061 Ergh... 375 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:38,982 Melvin, 376 00:30:39,263 --> 00:30:41,264 I made your favorite. 377 00:30:42,295 --> 00:30:43,896 It's your favorite! 378 00:30:44,248 --> 00:30:45,545 Ta-da! 379 00:30:46,097 --> 00:30:47,799 Chicken a la... 380 00:30:48,351 --> 00:30:49,849 Clorox. 381 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,601 Oh, well, all right. 382 00:30:59,269 --> 00:31:01,370 Melvin, must you always 383 00:31:01,371 --> 00:31:03,472 smother my cooking in drano 384 00:31:03,573 --> 00:31:05,575 before you even taste it? 385 00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:07,247 I'm sorry, OK? 386 00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:11,197 I'm sorry, Claire. 387 00:31:12,049 --> 00:31:13,098 I... 388 00:31:13,099 --> 00:31:15,049 I just feel so useless. 389 00:31:15,201 --> 00:31:17,702 Oh, Melvin, you were great this morning- 390 00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,304 The way you took apart 391 00:31:19,304 --> 00:31:20,854 all those smelly men. 392 00:31:23,106 --> 00:31:25,006 There's still evil in Tromaville 393 00:31:25,058 --> 00:31:26,607 for you to clean up. 394 00:31:26,673 --> 00:31:28,474 Plenty of evil for you! 395 00:31:28,475 --> 00:31:29,495 Grrgh. 396 00:31:38,783 --> 00:31:40,384 I should've been faster! 397 00:31:41,385 --> 00:31:44,387 All those innocent blind people... 398 00:31:45,139 --> 00:31:46,889 are dead. 399 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:57,250 I couldn't snap out of my depression. 400 00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:01,454 Usually I felt better after sunday church services, 401 00:32:01,506 --> 00:32:03,403 but not this time. 402 00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:07,157 My psychiatrist had attributed my emotional problems 403 00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:08,935 to the face that I was raised 404 00:32:08,987 --> 00:32:10,810 in a single-parent household, 405 00:32:10,977 --> 00:32:14,081 my father having left home when I was a tiny baby. 406 00:32:20,804 --> 00:32:21,954 But I always felt 407 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,563 that Mom had more than filled the void 408 00:32:23,573 --> 00:32:25,070 when Dad left. 409 00:32:25,197 --> 00:32:27,800 Mom had been a great father figure. 410 00:32:32,904 --> 00:32:34,354 Uhh... 411 00:32:34,393 --> 00:32:37,695 The clouds of despair followed me everywhere. 412 00:32:37,947 --> 00:32:39,345 Uhh... 413 00:32:40,591 --> 00:32:42,793 And I mean everywhere. 414 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:44,445 Uh! 415 00:32:46,195 --> 00:32:47,246 Oh! 416 00:32:47,270 --> 00:32:49,270 417 00:32:49,294 --> 00:32:51,294 SCENA IN PIU' 418 00:32:51,318 --> 00:32:53,318 419 00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:18,303 Please, darling, 420 00:34:18,304 --> 00:34:20,054 try to eat something. Eat. 421 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,361 There's some nice cleaning fluid 422 00:34:21,409 --> 00:34:22,784 under the sink. 423 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,291 I've got to go now. 424 00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:28,002 I've got a bar mitzvah. 425 00:34:28,345 --> 00:34:29,547 Shall I bring you something 426 00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:30,824 from the supermarket? 427 00:34:30,876 --> 00:34:33,150 Some sani-flush, maybe? 428 00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,152 Oy, oy, oy! Oh! 429 00:34:36,153 --> 00:34:37,302 It wasn't long 430 00:34:37,354 --> 00:34:39,956 before I became a genuine emotional basket case. 431 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:41,980 432 00:34:42,004 --> 00:34:44,004 SCENA IN PIU' 433 00:34:44,028 --> 00:34:46,028 434 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:50,100 I was so depressed 435 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:52,803 that I didn't even notice that my psychiatrist, 436 00:34:52,855 --> 00:34:54,905 who had always been a strict freudian, 437 00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,854 suddenly began practicing 438 00:34:56,906 --> 00:35:00,610 some kind of progressive new gestalt psychotherapy. 439 00:35:01,553 --> 00:35:04,651 ...that the mind, though important, 440 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:10,708 is only one very small part of the whole. 441 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,010 The rest, Melvin, is the flesh! 442 00:35:13,062 --> 00:35:14,159 The flesh! 443 00:35:14,411 --> 00:35:16,861 The flesh and sex! 444 00:35:16,913 --> 00:35:18,414 It is sex which links us 445 00:35:18,466 --> 00:35:20,991 to our innermost selves. 446 00:35:20,992 --> 00:35:22,818 I should been suspicious. 447 00:35:22,943 --> 00:35:24,365 I should have surmised 448 00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:26,119 that the evil Apocalypse Corporation 449 00:35:26,119 --> 00:35:27,469 had bought her off, 450 00:35:27,521 --> 00:35:29,523 but because of my monster-sized depression. 451 00:35:29,824 --> 00:35:31,173 I was like Putty, 452 00:35:31,225 --> 00:35:33,527 Toxic Putty in her hands. 453 00:35:34,228 --> 00:35:35,277 Wow! 454 00:35:36,288 --> 00:35:38,290 It all sounds so complicated. 455 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:40,667 I mean, where would I begin? 456 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:43,494 Oh, where we all must begin. 457 00:35:43,546 --> 00:35:44,771 And where's that? 458 00:35:44,772 --> 00:35:46,545 With your father! 459 00:35:48,029 --> 00:35:49,178 My father? 460 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:52,432 My father left when I was a child. I don't even know him. 461 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:57,379 But that's only a very small obstacle. 462 00:35:57,431 --> 00:35:58,729 I've done some checking. 463 00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:01,883 I discovered that your father Phineas T. Junko, 464 00:36:01,935 --> 00:36:05,661 better known as Big Mac, 465 00:36:05,713 --> 00:36:09,535 now lives in Tokyo, Japan. 466 00:36:10,483 --> 00:36:13,688 Oh. Tokyo, Japan. Give me his address, 467 00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:15,040 and I'll drop him a line. 468 00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:16,339 Oh, no, Melvin. 469 00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:20,709 Oh, Melvin, this is getting tedious. 470 00:36:21,061 --> 00:36:24,063 You must go to him and see him in person. 471 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,041 Me? Go to Japan? 472 00:36:26,496 --> 00:36:28,970 Ohh! Uh-huh. 473 00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:32,374 If I go there and talk to my dad, 474 00:36:32,644 --> 00:36:34,094 I can work things out? 475 00:36:34,146 --> 00:36:36,695 Yes! Yes! 476 00:36:36,796 --> 00:36:38,297 Japan, yeah. 477 00:36:38,898 --> 00:36:41,400 But I have to leave Mom and Claire. 478 00:36:41,652 --> 00:36:43,802 On the other hand, I could see Dad. 479 00:36:43,854 --> 00:36:45,003 Daddy! 480 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,452 Daddy! 481 00:36:46,554 --> 00:36:48,055 Japan. Japan. 482 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:50,807 But where is Japan? 483 00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,008 Ooh! 484 00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:05,131 That's delicious. 485 00:37:05,632 --> 00:37:07,633 I'm hungry. 486 00:37:16,149 --> 00:37:17,399 You know, 487 00:37:18,651 --> 00:37:20,453 if Tromaville's here, 488 00:37:21,053 --> 00:37:22,903 and Alaska's here, 489 00:37:23,255 --> 00:37:25,858 and Japan's all the way over here, 490 00:37:26,058 --> 00:37:27,510 then I'm going to have to travel 491 00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:30,062 over these big beautiful mountains. 492 00:37:31,195 --> 00:37:33,447 Wow. That's really far. 493 00:37:33,499 --> 00:37:35,699 I think that's even farther 494 00:37:35,799 --> 00:37:37,501 than Tromaville is to New York. 495 00:37:38,301 --> 00:37:41,604 Claire, I don't want to leave you. 496 00:37:42,256 --> 00:37:43,554 Oh, but, Melvin, 497 00:37:43,978 --> 00:37:45,980 I think your doctor's right. 498 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,982 If you don't go to Japan and find your daddy, 499 00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:51,032 you'll never be happy. 500 00:37:51,684 --> 00:37:53,886 Don't worry about me, Melvin. 501 00:37:54,615 --> 00:37:56,113 I'll be all right. 502 00:37:56,165 --> 00:37:58,867 I'd be here loving you the whole time. 503 00:37:59,019 --> 00:38:00,569 Remember, Melvin, 504 00:38:00,921 --> 00:38:02,270 I love you. 505 00:38:02,422 --> 00:38:03,571 Grrr! 506 00:38:05,573 --> 00:38:07,574 How could you be so sure? 507 00:38:07,626 --> 00:38:09,576 Oh, well, 508 00:38:09,876 --> 00:38:13,379 My skin tingles all over whenever I'm near you, 509 00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:16,582 and I get little hot sensations 510 00:38:17,134 --> 00:38:18,783 all over my body. 511 00:38:19,184 --> 00:38:22,133 And sometimes, my mouth gets dry. 512 00:38:22,185 --> 00:38:25,489 That could just be a biochemical reflex. 513 00:38:25,641 --> 00:38:27,090 Oh, no, Melvin. 514 00:38:27,892 --> 00:38:33,295 Sometimes I see little electric flashes 515 00:38:33,347 --> 00:38:36,298 that light up the darkness. 516 00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:39,049 It's love, believe me. 517 00:38:39,101 --> 00:38:41,503 Now, stop worrying about me, Melvin. 518 00:38:42,117 --> 00:38:44,319 It's our last day together for a long while. 519 00:38:44,471 --> 00:38:46,022 What do you want to do? 520 00:39:05,049 --> 00:39:07,050 Ooh! Oh! 521 00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:33,721 Ha ha ha! 522 00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:35,173 Grrr! 523 00:39:36,065 --> 00:39:38,014 I was in such a hurry to get to my father 524 00:39:38,066 --> 00:39:41,168 that I bypassed the regularly scheduled airlines 525 00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:46,373 and took the fastest mode of transportation to Japan. 526 00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:03,643 At first I found it hard to believe 527 00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:05,593 that my dad was japanese 528 00:40:05,710 --> 00:40:08,212 and that I was part japanese. 529 00:40:08,664 --> 00:40:10,062 But that would explain 530 00:40:10,063 --> 00:40:13,365 why I've always had these strange, nonamerican urges 531 00:40:13,368 --> 00:40:16,844 to work very hard, save money, 532 00:40:16,896 --> 00:40:19,621 and live without credit cards. 533 00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:25,126 Mommy and Claire were worried that I didn't prepare properly 534 00:40:25,128 --> 00:40:27,026 for my trip to Tokyo, 535 00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:29,729 but I bought a book of japanese phrases 536 00:40:29,781 --> 00:40:32,331 and rented a tape of gidget goes to Tokyo. 537 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:35,534 What more did I need? 538 00:40:45,266 --> 00:40:48,770 There was one little boo-boo in my travel plans. 539 00:40:48,956 --> 00:40:50,353 I forget my passport, 540 00:40:51,513 --> 00:40:53,515 so when I got to the Tokyo Harbor, 541 00:40:53,567 --> 00:40:55,965 I ditched my windsurf board 542 00:40:56,017 --> 00:40:59,320 and entered Tokyo godzilla-style. 543 00:41:29,845 --> 00:41:33,747 Grrr! 544 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:49,962 Grrr! Grrr! 545 00:41:54,494 --> 00:41:57,045 Am I in Paris or Tokyo? 546 00:41:57,046 --> 00:41:58,072 Let's see. 547 00:41:58,097 --> 00:42:00,600 Was I supposed to take a left at the Panama Canal 548 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,027 or a right? 549 00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:04,302 I don't know. 550 00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:07,504 Let me start looking for my father. 551 00:42:46,819 --> 00:42:49,371 Because I couldn't speak japanese that well, 552 00:42:49,623 --> 00:42:52,323 a waiter back at the Tromaville Sushi Bar 553 00:42:52,424 --> 00:42:53,722 gave me a napkin 554 00:42:53,825 --> 00:42:56,227 with my father's name written in japanese 555 00:42:56,228 --> 00:42:58,830 so people could help me find my father. 556 00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,038 Grrr! 557 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,768 Yoo hoo! Guys! 558 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:26,871 Do you know where I could find Mr. Mac Junko? 559 00:44:35,327 --> 00:44:36,578 Grrr! 560 00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:40,327 Even though I was far from home, 561 00:44:40,379 --> 00:44:42,581 I kept up all the good personal habits 562 00:44:42,633 --> 00:44:44,383 my mom had taught me. 563 00:44:58,494 --> 00:45:01,697 And so I continued my search for my father. 564 00:46:11,026 --> 00:46:12,227 Hi. 565 00:46:13,728 --> 00:46:15,030 Thanks. 566 00:46:21,034 --> 00:46:23,437 Hmm. Those look good. Can I have one? 567 00:46:24,289 --> 00:46:25,587 What are they? 568 00:46:25,839 --> 00:46:28,941 Very popular japanese snack called Taiyaki. 569 00:46:28,993 --> 00:46:30,742 In shape of fish. 570 00:46:36,547 --> 00:46:37,548 Ah. 571 00:46:40,351 --> 00:46:41,352 Ah. 572 00:46:44,054 --> 00:46:45,054 Mmm. 573 00:46:45,155 --> 00:46:46,556 Mmm! 574 00:47:08,874 --> 00:47:11,325 As I was munching on my delicious Taiyaki, 575 00:47:11,377 --> 00:47:14,277 suddenly my Tromations began going Berserk. 576 00:47:18,082 --> 00:47:21,585 My body was reacting to the presence of evil. 577 00:47:45,104 --> 00:47:46,605 Grrr! 578 00:47:57,414 --> 00:47:59,916 Oh, genki desu ka, guys? 579 00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:01,918 - Aah! - Aah! 580 00:48:02,318 --> 00:48:03,819 Aah! 581 00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:05,921 Rrrr! 582 00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:11,676 Would you hold this, ma'am? 583 00:48:11,678 --> 00:48:13,578 My Tromatons are acting up. 584 00:48:14,255 --> 00:48:15,730 Here. 585 00:48:15,982 --> 00:48:17,405 Grrr! 586 00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:08,997 Aah! 587 00:50:38,422 --> 00:50:39,923 Aaah! 588 00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,627 Ita Nakimas. 589 00:50:51,832 --> 00:50:52,882 Sumi masen. 590 00:50:52,934 --> 00:50:54,035 Sumi masen, ladies. 591 00:50:54,087 --> 00:50:55,537 Uh, sumi masen. 592 00:51:14,568 --> 00:51:16,070 Shabu! Shabu! 593 00:51:16,122 --> 00:51:18,086 No deki agari. 594 00:51:18,438 --> 00:51:20,740 I've got japanese shabu shabu here, 595 00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:22,242 heavy on the veggies. 596 00:51:33,150 --> 00:51:34,651 Grrr! 597 00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:10,281 Aah! 598 00:52:26,284 --> 00:52:28,285 Fist lesson in electronics. 599 00:52:39,295 --> 00:52:42,998 Your going to be first human transmitter. 600 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,701 Shh! 601 00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:19,127 She's all yours. 602 00:53:28,229 --> 00:53:29,278 Many thanks. 603 00:53:31,282 --> 00:53:34,685 I'm forever in your debt, kind sir. 604 00:53:35,537 --> 00:53:36,838 Don't call me sir. 605 00:53:36,888 --> 00:53:39,791 My name is Melvin. Call me Melvin. 606 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,750 I am Masami. 607 00:53:42,151 --> 00:53:43,652 Hajima mashita. 608 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:49,060 You put yourself in terrible danger. 609 00:53:49,883 --> 00:53:52,185 Not many men would do that. 610 00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:54,236 Well, actually, I can't help it. 611 00:53:54,288 --> 00:53:55,484 What? 612 00:53:55,513 --> 00:53:58,517 I have these biochemical particles in my body 613 00:53:58,519 --> 00:53:59,977 called Tromatons. 614 00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:02,201 So che è difficile da capire, ma 615 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,265 I had an accident a while back. 616 00:54:04,317 --> 00:54:06,567 It affected my biochemical makeup. 617 00:54:07,126 --> 00:54:09,352 Every time I sense evil, 618 00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:11,878 these Tromatons inside me 619 00:54:12,078 --> 00:54:14,080 force me to destroy it. 620 00:54:15,925 --> 00:54:19,328 Still, I must repay you for saving me. 621 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,931 I will do whatever you wish. 622 00:54:23,783 --> 00:54:25,008 Hmm? 623 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,333 Hey! 624 00:54:27,468 --> 00:54:29,670 How about helping me find my father? 625 00:54:30,022 --> 00:54:31,520 Big Mac Junko. 626 00:54:31,672 --> 00:54:35,475 Come. I have many contacts on the street. 627 00:54:38,134 --> 00:54:41,637 Masami and I searched all over Tokyo for my father. 628 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,289 Grrr! 629 00:54:44,033 --> 00:54:46,935 Let's go ask that street-smart youth gang. 630 00:54:47,028 --> 00:54:48,353 Maybe they know. 631 00:54:48,931 --> 00:54:50,205 She introduced me 632 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,990 to all the tough and savvy street people. 633 00:54:53,501 --> 00:54:56,451 Do you know Mr. Big Mac Junko? 634 00:55:12,905 --> 00:55:14,855 Tokyo, like Tromaville, 635 00:55:14,907 --> 00:55:16,808 was also a nice place to live. 636 00:55:17,309 --> 00:55:19,711 The people had many interesting activities, 637 00:55:19,712 --> 00:55:21,410 Like dancing in the streets. 638 00:55:22,013 --> 00:55:25,215 We didn't have much luck finding my father. 639 00:55:25,716 --> 00:55:27,817 I really started to get bummed out. 640 00:55:28,911 --> 00:55:31,261 The people of Tokyo were terrific. 641 00:55:31,688 --> 00:55:34,038 They did everything they could to cheer me up. 642 00:55:34,773 --> 00:55:38,577 I put on a happy face and tried my best to have fun. 643 00:56:15,382 --> 00:56:16,631 I'm hungry. 644 00:56:17,547 --> 00:56:18,849 Oh, that looks good. 645 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,929 Here. Hold my mop. 646 00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:23,582 You wait here. I'll be right out. 647 00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:33,071 Grrr! 648 00:56:42,710 --> 00:56:44,813 Come on, follow me. Mmm. 649 00:56:46,658 --> 00:56:49,346 The plastic noodles made my stomach full 650 00:56:49,385 --> 00:56:53,090 but without my father my life would never be full. 651 00:56:58,893 --> 00:57:01,996 Do not be so sad, Mr. Melvin. 652 00:57:05,222 --> 00:57:07,124 We will find your father. 653 00:57:08,204 --> 00:57:12,207 I know. I know we will but as if things weren't 654 00:57:12,256 --> 00:57:16,133 bad enough already all these people they 655 00:57:16,135 --> 00:57:20,060 keep staring at me. I feel so out of place. 656 00:57:22,511 --> 00:57:25,314 No problem. Come with me. 657 00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:32,020 Pheww. 658 00:57:43,988 --> 00:57:45,438 Masami disguised me 659 00:57:45,439 --> 00:57:49,143 so I looked exactly like a Typical Japanese Businessman. 660 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:51,564 Now I really fit right in. 661 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:53,787 I felt so much more comfortable. 662 00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:57,791 I looked and smelled so professional, 663 00:57:57,943 --> 00:58:00,343 I was sure Dad would be real proud of me 664 00:58:00,795 --> 00:58:02,546 if I could only locate him. 665 00:58:09,151 --> 00:58:11,601 Meanwhile, back in Tromaville, 666 00:58:11,653 --> 00:58:14,555 the Chairman and his evil Corporate Henchmen 667 00:58:14,655 --> 00:58:17,057 were taking advantage of my absence. 668 00:58:17,158 --> 00:58:20,159 Apocalypse Incorporated moved back into Tromaville 669 00:58:20,411 --> 00:58:21,709 and systematically 670 00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:23,812 began spreading its Chemical Pollution 671 00:58:23,863 --> 00:58:25,764 all over the entire town. 672 00:58:28,366 --> 00:58:29,815 Let's make use 673 00:58:29,867 --> 00:58:31,970 of our newly acquired property in Tromaville 674 00:58:32,022 --> 00:58:35,048 to expand our takeover project. 675 00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:38,375 I believe you all have work to do. 676 00:58:44,590 --> 00:58:47,645 In a display of incredibly evil arrogance, 677 00:58:47,650 --> 00:58:49,147 the name of our town 678 00:58:49,184 --> 00:58:53,034 was changed from Tromaville to Apocalypseville, 679 00:58:53,186 --> 00:58:56,689 And the people were helpless to do anything about it. 680 00:58:57,293 --> 00:58:59,245 Without me there to fight evil, 681 00:58:59,346 --> 00:59:01,023 Apocalypse Incorporated 682 00:59:01,024 --> 00:59:03,675 was able to take over all walks of life. 683 00:59:04,176 --> 00:59:07,179 They took control of Tromaville's industrial life. 684 00:59:08,099 --> 00:59:09,248 Much worse, 685 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:12,302 they took control over Tromaville's cultural life. 686 00:59:13,068 --> 00:59:15,519 The little people of Tromaville were miserable. 687 00:59:15,557 --> 00:59:16,755 How was I to know? 688 00:59:16,757 --> 00:59:18,406 I was 10,000 miles away 689 00:59:18,408 --> 00:59:20,961 in a land where they eat plastic noodles. 690 00:59:21,445 --> 00:59:23,847 The Tromavillians tried to protect their town 691 00:59:23,867 --> 00:59:25,865 from the Chemical Assault, 692 00:59:25,917 --> 00:59:29,717 but they were powerless against the Chairman and his goons. 693 00:59:29,841 --> 00:59:31,418 People of Tromaville. 694 00:59:32,219 --> 00:59:33,768 You can't run away from Chemicals 695 00:59:33,769 --> 00:59:35,771 with though running away from yourselves. 696 00:59:36,616 --> 00:59:40,619 I say, let's give back to nature 697 00:59:40,826 --> 00:59:42,976 what came from nature. 698 00:59:43,177 --> 00:59:48,681 Let's put back into the air and the water and the earth 699 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,925 All the chemicals- 700 00:59:50,934 --> 00:59:55,237 The fluorocarbons, the DDT, the Dioxin 701 00:59:55,289 --> 00:59:59,088 that lay there for centuries undisturbed 702 00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:03,245 before there was man to come and pluck them out 703 01:00:03,745 --> 01:00:05,896 and use them for his own purposes. 704 01:00:07,285 --> 01:00:10,787 The little people of Tromaville bravely tried to stand tall. 705 01:00:10,851 --> 01:00:12,052 They could do nothing 706 01:00:12,052 --> 01:00:14,654 against the running dogs of big business. 707 01:00:15,855 --> 01:00:16,955 Protest Rally! 708 01:00:16,956 --> 01:00:19,779 Help us stop the Apocalypse Corporation, now! 709 01:00:20,203 --> 01:00:23,038 Everybody, there's a big meeting tonight. Help us to find a solution. 710 01:00:23,573 --> 01:00:24,744 The Apocalypse Corporation 711 01:00:24,762 --> 01:00:27,012 is building a Chemical Plant in our park. 712 01:00:27,264 --> 01:00:29,266 Help us get ride of the Apocalypse Corporation! 713 01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:31,617 They want to building a Chemical Plant in our park. 714 01:00:31,718 --> 01:00:32,816 Stop Apocalypse! 715 01:00:32,868 --> 01:00:34,069 Help us get rid of them! 716 01:00:34,090 --> 01:00:35,840 Please, keep your neighborhood safe. 717 01:00:35,972 --> 01:00:38,174 Stop Apocalypse from building a Chemical Plant. 718 01:00:38,174 --> 01:00:40,476 Fight the Apocalypse Corportation. 719 01:00:41,424 --> 01:00:43,623 Everybody, the Apocalypse Corporation 720 01:00:43,679 --> 01:00:45,981 wants to put a Chemical Plant here in your park! 721 01:00:46,005 --> 01:00:47,505 Help us of stop him. 722 01:00:55,788 --> 01:00:58,290 Some gutsy people tried to resist, 723 01:00:58,342 --> 01:01:00,240 but without me there, 724 01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:02,594 All efforts proved hopeless. 725 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:07,813 This park is condemned, kid. 726 01:01:07,850 --> 01:01:09,425 You can't condemn a park. 727 01:01:09,477 --> 01:01:11,149 Oh, yeah? Just watch us. 728 01:01:11,801 --> 01:01:13,503 That be your horse over there? 729 01:01:13,555 --> 01:01:15,205 Yeah. No pollution. 730 01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:17,805 Peace. 731 01:01:17,990 --> 01:01:19,991 Well, that's the next to go. 732 01:01:26,313 --> 01:01:28,315 What's that smell? 733 01:01:28,367 --> 01:01:29,416 Addicts! 734 01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:31,818 You see what they're smoking? 735 01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:32,967 They're smoking crap. 736 01:01:33,319 --> 01:01:35,721 Right. They're crap addicts. 737 01:01:35,721 --> 01:01:39,024 We won't let this Apocalypse Corporation stop us. 738 01:01:39,076 --> 01:01:40,525 Meet you back here later. 739 01:01:40,788 --> 01:01:42,738 Walk on. Walk on. 740 01:01:52,198 --> 01:01:54,348 And those forthright Tromavillians 741 01:01:54,435 --> 01:01:57,239 that Apocalypse Incorporated couldn't control, 742 01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:59,240 they crushed. 743 01:02:19,057 --> 01:02:21,277 We never had drugs in Tromaville 744 01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:24,081 before this Apocalypse Corporation moved in. 745 01:02:24,082 --> 01:02:26,031 We're alone in our place now. 746 01:02:26,063 --> 01:02:27,564 They can't get us here. 747 01:02:51,303 --> 01:02:53,053 We did a good job, eh, boss? 748 01:02:53,085 --> 01:02:56,988 Not bad. Could have been a bit more violent. 749 01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:59,090 Can we get a promotion now, boss? 750 01:02:59,090 --> 01:03:00,591 Huh? Huh? Huh? 751 01:03:02,143 --> 01:03:03,545 Yeah, maybe. Maybe. 752 01:03:03,694 --> 01:03:06,396 In fact, I'm looking for a couple of executive types 753 01:03:06,396 --> 01:03:07,397 like yourselves 754 01:03:07,986 --> 01:03:10,439 to help turn the Tromaville Bird Sanctuary 755 01:03:10,552 --> 01:03:12,001 into a fluorocarbon plant. 756 01:03:31,395 --> 01:03:34,298 Mom, who are these people? 757 01:03:37,622 --> 01:03:40,725 Oh, please. This park is our home. 758 01:03:40,777 --> 01:03:43,503 Can't you please help the homeless? 759 01:03:43,555 --> 01:03:45,930 Can't you please lend us a buck? 760 01:03:47,063 --> 01:03:49,564 "Neither a borrower nor a lender be. " 761 01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:50,833 Shakespeare. 762 01:03:51,633 --> 01:03:54,635 "Fuck you. " David Mamet. 763 01:04:00,013 --> 01:04:02,165 Masami and I got our big break 764 01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:05,068 when we were directed to the Skiji Fish Market. 765 01:04:06,497 --> 01:04:08,996 Well. This is it. 766 01:04:09,148 --> 01:04:10,899 Your father is here, Melvin. 767 01:04:11,251 --> 01:04:13,452 I know it's hard to believe. 768 01:04:13,454 --> 01:04:16,004 Here? In the Fish Market? 769 01:04:16,506 --> 01:04:17,903 Wow! 770 01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:20,653 We were told that my father 771 01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:22,559 worked somewhere in that neighborhood. 772 01:04:29,062 --> 01:04:30,611 The Skiji Fish Market 773 01:04:30,665 --> 01:04:33,115 was some big-scale operation. 774 01:04:33,167 --> 01:04:35,770 There were more smelly dead fish in there 775 01:04:35,822 --> 01:04:36,919 than there were 776 01:04:37,071 --> 01:04:39,172 in the Tromaville City Council. 777 01:04:39,473 --> 01:04:42,275 The fact that my father worked with fish 778 01:04:42,275 --> 01:04:44,125 and probably had to wash his hands 779 01:04:44,178 --> 01:04:45,878 16 times a day 780 01:04:46,578 --> 01:04:49,281 made me even more curious about him. 781 01:04:49,832 --> 01:04:51,581 What does he look like? 782 01:04:51,883 --> 01:04:53,785 Did you find anything else out about him? 783 01:04:53,837 --> 01:04:54,934 Where is he? 784 01:04:54,936 --> 01:04:56,786 Is he big or small? 785 01:04:57,375 --> 01:04:59,077 No one wants to talk much 786 01:04:59,090 --> 01:05:00,540 about Mac Junko, 787 01:05:01,687 --> 01:05:07,091 only that he is called Big Mac. 788 01:05:07,496 --> 01:05:08,897 Big Mac. 789 01:05:09,098 --> 01:05:11,048 My dad Big Mac. 790 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,301 Well, let's find him. 791 01:05:15,002 --> 01:05:16,251 One of the fish cutters 792 01:05:16,252 --> 01:05:18,254 told us that Big Mac could be found 793 01:05:18,254 --> 01:05:20,260 on the Skutajima Fishing Bridge 794 01:05:20,335 --> 01:05:22,610 right behind the Skiji Fish Market, 795 01:05:22,612 --> 01:05:24,161 where the fish boats dock. 796 01:05:24,284 --> 01:05:26,785 This was where he ran his fish business. 797 01:05:27,141 --> 01:05:30,391 Finally, i was going to be reunited with my father. 798 01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:33,321 I was overcome with Joy. 799 01:05:33,322 --> 01:05:37,225 What a beautiful moment for a loving son. 800 01:05:54,835 --> 01:05:56,637 Melvin. Look over there. 801 01:05:59,239 --> 01:06:01,040 It's him! It's really him! 802 01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,041 My father, finally! 803 01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:05,143 My search is over. 804 01:06:05,144 --> 01:06:07,646 Oh, he looks like a Big Teddy Bear. 805 01:06:08,046 --> 01:06:09,547 I love him already! 806 01:06:09,848 --> 01:06:12,249 Dad! It's me, Melvin! 807 01:06:12,601 --> 01:06:13,670 Daddy! 808 01:06:16,253 --> 01:06:17,454 Melvin! 809 01:06:18,254 --> 01:06:20,657 My boy! My son! 810 01:06:25,550 --> 01:06:26,751 Come here. 811 01:06:26,861 --> 01:06:30,864 Suddenly, there he was- my long-lost father. 812 01:06:31,116 --> 01:06:35,068 This was to be the greatest moment of my life. 813 01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:39,071 I couldn't wait to hold him in my arms. 814 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:49,252 As I joyfully embraced my long-lost dad, 815 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:53,783 suddenly my Tromatons went into a horrendous reaction. 816 01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:55,685 There was evil present, 817 01:06:55,985 --> 01:07:00,487 and horror of horrors, that evil was my father. 818 01:07:24,361 --> 01:07:25,361 Cocaine! 819 01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:28,612 He is smuggling cocaine in fish! 820 01:07:28,664 --> 01:07:29,713 Cocaine! 821 01:07:33,316 --> 01:07:35,818 He is smuggling cocaine in fish! 822 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,070 Grr! Grr! 823 01:07:40,122 --> 01:07:43,072 Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr! 824 01:07:43,791 --> 01:07:45,741 It was at that very moment 825 01:07:45,742 --> 01:07:47,994 that I learned what it was to plunge 826 01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:50,230 from the heady heights of ecstasy 827 01:07:50,230 --> 01:07:53,233 to the dismal depths of despair. 828 01:07:53,785 --> 01:07:57,136 My long-lost dad was a bum. 829 01:07:58,288 --> 01:07:59,737 Let's get that guy 830 01:07:59,737 --> 01:08:01,540 even if he is my dad. 831 01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:03,589 - Aah! - Aah! 832 01:08:03,641 --> 01:08:05,141 We followed my father 833 01:08:05,143 --> 01:08:07,544 around the block to his headquarters 834 01:08:07,696 --> 01:08:10,147 at the Fisherman's Shrine. 835 01:08:12,701 --> 01:08:13,749 I can't believe it! 836 01:08:14,249 --> 01:08:16,500 My own father smuggling drugs! 837 01:08:16,952 --> 01:08:22,957 Oh, it's only a small part of my business, 838 01:08:23,357 --> 01:08:28,862 only a bit better than the white-slave trade. 839 01:08:28,862 --> 01:08:30,059 Ha ha ha! 840 01:08:30,263 --> 01:08:31,613 White-slave trade, too? 841 01:08:32,665 --> 01:08:34,667 Smuggling drugs, with slavery- 842 01:08:34,719 --> 01:08:36,168 Shut up! 843 01:08:43,466 --> 01:08:44,917 You jerk! You hit Masami! 844 01:08:45,275 --> 01:08:47,226 Are you OK? Are you all right? 845 01:08:47,278 --> 01:08:51,081 Don't you want to see my greatest accomplishment? 846 01:08:54,142 --> 01:08:55,693 It was bad enough to discover 847 01:08:55,695 --> 01:08:58,145 that my father was a drug smuggler, 848 01:08:58,187 --> 01:09:02,491 but even worse, I found out he smoked cheap, smelly cigers. 849 01:09:04,010 --> 01:09:06,661 This, my boy, is that we are doing 850 01:09:06,694 --> 01:09:09,043 in a lousy fish market- 851 01:09:10,195 --> 01:09:15,601 collecting fish oils to be used in the production of... 852 01:09:16,807 --> 01:09:18,809 Antitromaton. 853 01:09:19,056 --> 01:09:20,505 Grr! 854 01:09:20,571 --> 01:09:23,073 There is enough anti-tromation 855 01:09:23,589 --> 01:09:24,950 in there 856 01:09:25,059 --> 01:09:27,757 to cause a chain reaction 857 01:09:27,809 --> 01:09:30,613 that will actually change the nucleir 858 01:09:30,813 --> 01:09:34,016 of those toxic particles of yours, 859 01:09:34,216 --> 01:09:37,667 breaking down the elements of your body 860 01:09:38,219 --> 01:09:42,223 and turning you into a harmless puddle of... 861 01:09:44,024 --> 01:09:45,025 Well... 862 01:09:45,725 --> 01:09:49,028 we don't quite know yet... 863 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,177 do we? 864 01:09:51,111 --> 01:09:55,916 But first my boys want to play with you. 865 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:04,491 Run, Melvin! Run, Melvin! Run, Melvin! 866 01:10:04,641 --> 01:10:07,043 Don't worry. Don't worry. I can handle this. 867 01:10:07,795 --> 01:10:09,445 All right. guys! 868 01:10:09,846 --> 01:10:11,247 Banzai! 869 01:10:17,752 --> 01:10:18,753 Bonsai. 870 01:10:42,773 --> 01:10:44,273 Aah! 871 01:10:46,275 --> 01:10:47,276 Grr! 872 01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:52,280 Grr! Grr! 873 01:11:39,931 --> 01:11:41,032 Big Mac! 874 01:11:41,033 --> 01:11:42,234 Where are you? 875 01:11:43,323 --> 01:11:44,323 Grr! 876 01:11:45,324 --> 01:11:46,525 Whoa! 877 01:11:47,026 --> 01:11:48,527 - Grr! - Ahh! 878 01:11:50,427 --> 01:11:51,428 Grr! 879 01:11:52,029 --> 01:11:53,530 Ahh! 880 01:12:00,437 --> 01:12:02,238 Hehehehe. 881 01:12:06,341 --> 01:12:07,842 - Aha! - Grr! 882 01:12:07,894 --> 01:12:09,344 - Ahh! - Grr! 883 01:12:10,345 --> 01:12:11,346 Ahh! 884 01:12:30,361 --> 01:12:32,863 Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 885 01:12:45,074 --> 01:12:46,975 Oh, nice. 886 01:12:49,177 --> 01:12:50,178 Grr! 887 01:12:51,979 --> 01:12:53,180 Come on. 888 01:12:57,384 --> 01:12:58,885 Ah, yahh! 889 01:13:01,387 --> 01:13:02,388 Grr! 890 01:13:07,490 --> 01:13:08,991 Aaaaaaaaaah! 891 01:13:28,409 --> 01:13:30,411 - Ahh! - Grr! 892 01:13:32,613 --> 01:13:34,615 - Ahh! - Grr! 893 01:13:37,915 --> 01:13:39,915 Come on, come on. 894 01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:43,161 Grr! 895 01:14:09,456 --> 01:14:11,858 Come on, come on. Let's get out of here. 896 01:14:12,021 --> 01:14:13,971 Oh, No! It's Kabuki-man! 897 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,253 I'll be right back. 898 01:14:38,467 --> 01:14:39,968 Hey! 899 01:14:40,469 --> 01:14:41,470 En garde! 900 01:15:12,996 --> 01:15:13,996 Heya! 901 01:15:56,031 --> 01:15:57,732 Aah! 902 01:17:05,581 --> 01:17:07,082 Grr! Grr! 903 01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:12,094 Eeyah! 904 01:17:15,175 --> 01:17:16,676 Aah! 905 01:17:30,209 --> 01:17:31,209 Aah! 906 01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:45,121 Aah! Aah! Aah! 907 01:18:35,307 --> 01:18:36,308 Grr! 908 01:18:37,999 --> 01:18:39,500 Melvin, my boy... 909 01:18:41,130 --> 01:18:45,634 I'd like you to meet one of our accidents. 910 01:18:46,024 --> 01:18:48,922 in developing anti-tromaton. 911 01:18:50,455 --> 01:18:54,458 He's a handsome fellow, isn't he, Toxie? 912 01:19:42,484 --> 01:19:44,485 Sashini anyone? 913 01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:48,223 Grr! Grr! Grr! 914 01:19:51,593 --> 01:19:54,374 Don't you know who you're dealing with? 915 01:19:54,378 --> 01:19:55,826 You can't win... 916 01:19:57,030 --> 01:19:59,731 Smelvin! 917 01:19:59,783 --> 01:20:00,933 Smelvin? 918 01:20:00,933 --> 01:20:02,282 Don't call me Smelvin! 919 01:20:02,334 --> 01:20:04,836 My name is Melvin! Call me Melvin! 920 01:20:06,071 --> 01:20:08,469 Psychologically, I felt uncomfortable 921 01:20:08,469 --> 01:20:10,971 about the possibility of fighting my own father. 922 01:20:11,822 --> 01:20:13,521 I felt even more uncomfortable 923 01:20:13,543 --> 01:20:16,645 when my father suddenly began taking his clothes off, 924 01:20:17,335 --> 01:20:19,437 then he started futzing with his hair, 925 01:20:19,499 --> 01:20:21,597 and before I could say sigmund freud, 926 01:20:21,649 --> 01:20:25,052 my father put on this- this- this diaper! 927 01:20:25,104 --> 01:20:27,255 To see my own father in a diaper... 928 01:20:27,307 --> 01:20:31,158 Whoa! What a Toxic head-trip! 929 01:20:31,310 --> 01:20:34,787 I am the Big Mac. 930 01:20:35,925 --> 01:20:39,350 I am the Big Cheese. 931 01:20:40,666 --> 01:20:47,771 You might say that I am the Big Mac with cheese. 932 01:20:47,823 --> 01:20:48,872 Heh heh heh! 933 01:20:53,676 --> 01:20:55,178 Grr! Grr! 934 01:21:30,123 --> 01:21:31,224 Okey-dokey. 935 01:21:31,359 --> 01:21:32,609 Oh, okey-dokey. 936 01:21:43,465 --> 01:21:45,015 And now... 937 01:21:45,110 --> 01:21:48,812 it's bedtime, Smelvin. 938 01:22:30,857 --> 01:22:32,859 Melvin! Melvin! 939 01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:00,531 Aaah! 940 01:23:01,382 --> 01:23:02,383 Aaah! 941 01:23:17,896 --> 01:23:20,346 Masami knew little about anti-tromaton 942 01:23:20,598 --> 01:23:24,101 or its deleterious effects on a hideously deformed creature 943 01:23:24,153 --> 01:23:27,652 of superhuman size and strength like myself. 944 01:23:27,804 --> 01:23:31,808 But since my condition resulted from a Sumo Situation, 945 01:23:32,074 --> 01:23:34,576 she wisely took me to a Sumo Gym, 946 01:23:34,876 --> 01:23:36,474 where I was rehabilitated 947 01:23:36,513 --> 01:23:40,316 thanks to a program of ancient Sumo Homeopatic Remedies, 948 01:23:40,980 --> 01:23:44,630 Sumo Philosophy, and Sumo Physical Exercise. 949 01:23:45,607 --> 01:23:48,458 My name is Shochikuyama. 950 01:23:57,228 --> 01:24:00,931 You must first learn Purifying Ritual. 951 01:24:09,038 --> 01:24:14,142 First, we stamp out the Evil Spirits. 952 01:24:23,150 --> 01:24:25,251 Then we gargle... 953 01:24:30,355 --> 01:24:32,357 the Power Water. 954 01:24:37,226 --> 01:24:39,027 And scatter... 955 01:24:42,465 --> 01:24:44,867 Purifying salt. 956 01:24:58,278 --> 01:25:01,480 The next step is Nintai- 957 01:25:01,532 --> 01:25:03,983 Patience and tolerance. 958 01:25:07,086 --> 01:25:10,136 If your opponent is an equal, 959 01:25:10,488 --> 01:25:15,392 you must be sure to make the first move. 960 01:25:28,065 --> 01:25:31,067 You have served mankind 961 01:25:31,157 --> 01:25:33,508 by killing Mac Junko. 962 01:25:34,008 --> 01:25:40,513 We offer you the Mawashi and Sagari of our Heya. 963 01:25:43,077 --> 01:25:45,027 Oh, domo arigato. 964 01:25:45,116 --> 01:25:48,919 I thank you for your kindness and your instruction, 965 01:25:49,471 --> 01:25:51,121 and you saved my life. 966 01:25:51,523 --> 01:25:54,525 But I killed my own father, 967 01:25:54,577 --> 01:25:56,626 and I am unworthy. 968 01:25:58,324 --> 01:25:59,524 I will never forget you, 969 01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:02,031 but I must leave now. 970 01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:04,190 Sayonara. 971 01:26:12,022 --> 01:26:14,024 Good-bye, Melvin. 972 01:26:14,141 --> 01:26:16,142 I won't forget you. 973 01:26:16,194 --> 01:26:18,420 Sayonara, Masami. 974 01:26:18,472 --> 01:26:20,594 Kimi no kotowa. 975 01:26:20,646 --> 01:26:23,148 Isho wa suri nai, Sayonara. 976 01:26:27,565 --> 01:26:29,066 Ah, let's see. 977 01:26:29,105 --> 01:26:30,554 Nintai... 978 01:26:30,555 --> 01:26:34,156 Patience and tolerance. 979 01:26:34,208 --> 01:26:36,284 Make the first move. 980 01:26:36,436 --> 01:26:38,649 Patience and tolerance. 981 01:26:38,701 --> 01:26:40,762 Make the first move. 982 01:26:45,313 --> 01:26:48,415 Back home, the boot-licking bourgeois bullies 983 01:26:48,483 --> 01:26:51,310 of corporate corruption had their way 984 01:26:51,310 --> 01:26:53,533 with the little people of Tromaville. 985 01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:57,203 Apocalypse Incorporated had little trouble 986 01:26:57,378 --> 01:26:59,679 attaining its goal of total ownership 987 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,581 of everything and everyone. 988 01:27:02,833 --> 01:27:03,882 Ughh! 989 01:27:03,882 --> 01:27:04,883 Aah! 990 01:27:17,608 --> 01:27:19,109 Mama! 991 01:27:27,874 --> 01:27:29,616 Drop that flowerpot! 992 01:27:30,387 --> 01:27:31,787 Heh heh heh! 993 01:27:49,425 --> 01:27:53,030 You can't take this church, and you can't take our town! 994 01:27:53,175 --> 01:27:56,125 There are no leverage buyouts in a house of God! 995 01:28:03,131 --> 01:28:06,034 Aw, are you hungry? Would you like some french bread? 996 01:28:06,086 --> 01:28:07,735 It's fresh-baked- Hey! Hey! 997 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,142 Hey! Hey! Cut it out! 998 01:28:17,594 --> 01:28:20,044 Ow! Ow! Can you help us? 999 01:28:20,196 --> 01:28:22,146 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1000 01:28:22,646 --> 01:28:24,148 Hey, what are you guys doing? 1001 01:28:24,149 --> 01:28:25,449 What do you think you're doing? 1002 01:28:25,650 --> 01:28:26,700 Aah! 1003 01:28:26,752 --> 01:28:27,777 Hey! 1004 01:28:27,829 --> 01:28:28,902 Oh! 1005 01:28:29,353 --> 01:28:30,504 My leg! 1006 01:28:30,656 --> 01:28:31,855 Huh? 1007 01:28:36,358 --> 01:28:38,360 Ha ha ha! 1008 01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:44,810 As I went back home, 1009 01:28:44,862 --> 01:28:46,664 I could not get over the fact 1010 01:28:46,664 --> 01:28:48,866 that I had killed my own father! 1011 01:28:48,966 --> 01:28:51,968 I felt so guilty, but I felt a lot worse 1012 01:28:51,968 --> 01:28:54,821 when I saw what Apocalypse Incorporated 1013 01:28:54,873 --> 01:28:57,474 had done to Tromaville in my absence. 1014 01:29:25,243 --> 01:29:26,792 Oops! I almost forgot. 1015 01:29:26,844 --> 01:29:28,546 I've got to sort the laundry. 1016 01:29:49,407 --> 01:29:50,963 Who's that? Melvin? 1017 01:29:50,988 --> 01:29:52,485 Melvin, are you back from Japan? 1018 01:29:54,713 --> 01:29:56,714 Melvin? Melvin, is that you? 1019 01:29:57,366 --> 01:29:59,916 Melvin. Melvin, is that you? 1020 01:30:00,068 --> 01:30:01,818 Back from Japan? 1021 01:30:02,615 --> 01:30:05,117 Melvin, your muscles feel- They feel nice, 1022 01:30:05,169 --> 01:30:06,894 but they feel a little smaller. 1023 01:30:07,146 --> 01:30:08,819 Melvin, what happened to you? 1024 01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:11,223 Have you been eating that funny fish from Japan? 1025 01:30:11,624 --> 01:30:13,874 That- That Sushi? 1026 01:30:14,283 --> 01:30:16,884 Melvin, Melvin, why don't you speak to me? 1027 01:30:16,884 --> 01:30:18,086 I missed you so much. 1028 01:30:20,098 --> 01:30:22,100 Hey, that's not you, Melvin! 1029 01:30:22,100 --> 01:30:23,301 Have a seat. 1030 01:30:26,131 --> 01:30:27,380 We're the new guard, honey. 1031 01:30:27,432 --> 01:30:30,736 You could say we was moving in on your territory. 1032 01:30:31,688 --> 01:30:35,238 This is where she lives? What a dump. 1033 01:30:35,390 --> 01:30:37,788 Absolutely fascinating. 1034 01:30:38,782 --> 01:30:42,087 This place, it needs a lot of work. 1035 01:30:42,327 --> 01:30:44,725 And we're taking over. 1036 01:30:45,762 --> 01:30:48,212 I've been waiting and waiting 1037 01:30:48,264 --> 01:30:50,867 to get a hold of these yellow locks 1038 01:30:50,919 --> 01:30:54,069 and these melon-heavy breasts. 1039 01:30:54,970 --> 01:30:56,419 - Woo! - Woo! 1040 01:30:56,571 --> 01:30:58,072 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 1041 01:31:01,875 --> 01:31:04,527 The bitch broke my nail! 1042 01:31:05,479 --> 01:31:07,780 Let me kill her now, boss. 1043 01:31:08,981 --> 01:31:12,622 Melvin! 1044 01:31:13,584 --> 01:31:14,586 Melvin. 1045 01:31:15,138 --> 01:31:16,536 Grrr. 1046 01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:20,791 Whoa! I've got a Toxic Explosive for you, baby. 1047 01:31:23,294 --> 01:31:24,295 Melvin! 1048 01:31:42,709 --> 01:31:44,210 Bad, bad girl! 1049 01:31:49,815 --> 01:31:52,618 Melvin, let's talk about this. 1050 01:31:53,470 --> 01:31:55,319 I've been hurt! Let's go! 1051 01:31:55,471 --> 01:31:56,520 Melvin! 1052 01:31:58,622 --> 01:31:59,824 Bitch! 1053 01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:15,137 I'm going to break you in half like a fucking wishbone. 1054 01:32:15,289 --> 01:32:18,039 Get off of me, you whore! 1055 01:32:21,242 --> 01:32:24,090 You crazy bitch! 1056 01:32:24,142 --> 01:32:27,945 You blind bimbo bitch! 1057 01:32:29,348 --> 01:32:31,349 Look, Melvin, I'm helping. 1058 01:32:35,212 --> 01:32:36,263 Melvin. 1059 01:32:36,315 --> 01:32:37,315 Claire. 1060 01:32:38,315 --> 01:32:39,716 Oh, my Melvin. 1061 01:32:40,317 --> 01:32:42,418 Nobody messes with the bad girls. 1062 01:32:45,321 --> 01:32:46,422 Oh, Melvin. 1063 01:32:58,194 --> 01:33:02,547 But now Toxie was back home, and I wasted no time. 1064 01:33:03,099 --> 01:33:05,301 I immediately set about cleaning up Tromaville. 1065 01:33:06,239 --> 01:33:08,589 The good citizens rallied to support me. 1066 01:33:12,145 --> 01:33:13,193 Yeah! 1067 01:33:28,648 --> 01:33:31,098 When the Chairman saw that I was back 1068 01:33:31,150 --> 01:33:34,152 and that his best-laid plans had gone astray, 1069 01:33:34,304 --> 01:33:37,355 he decided that if he couldn't own Tromaville, 1070 01:33:37,655 --> 01:33:40,658 then he was going to destroy Tromaville. 1071 01:33:41,158 --> 01:33:42,861 The evil Chairman Summoned 1072 01:33:42,861 --> 01:33:45,563 his craziest and most violent henchman- 1073 01:33:46,215 --> 01:33:48,064 The Dark Rider. 1074 01:33:49,993 --> 01:33:51,995 Ah ha ha ha ha ha! 1075 01:33:52,595 --> 01:33:54,545 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1076 01:33:54,997 --> 01:33:56,998 With 300 pounds of Nitroglycerin 1077 01:33:56,998 --> 01:33:58,299 strapped to his body, 1078 01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:00,049 the Dark Rider was ordered 1079 01:34:00,050 --> 01:34:02,852 to crash into the Tromaville City Hall 1080 01:34:02,855 --> 01:34:05,354 and blow the entire town to Smithereens. 1081 01:34:06,506 --> 01:34:10,010 If the Dark Rider succeeded in blowing up Tromaville, 1082 01:34:10,162 --> 01:34:14,112 Mom, Claire, and all my friends would be killed. 1083 01:34:15,064 --> 01:34:17,563 Even worse, if Tromaville was destroyed, 1084 01:34:18,215 --> 01:34:21,019 there would never be a Toxic Avenger Part III. 1085 01:34:21,471 --> 01:34:22,596 Stop! 1086 01:34:23,348 --> 01:34:24,521 Oh! 1087 01:34:26,153 --> 01:34:27,977 - Hey, what the- - Sorry about that, Cabby. 1088 01:34:28,102 --> 01:34:29,580 I'm the Toxic Avenger. 1089 01:34:32,151 --> 01:34:34,252 Ho-ho-holy shit. 1090 01:34:34,952 --> 01:34:36,053 Now, let's get that guy. 1091 01:34:38,305 --> 01:34:39,455 Look out. 1092 01:34:41,257 --> 01:34:42,307 Senoir citizens. 1093 01:34:42,559 --> 01:34:45,361 Pardon me, ma'am, sir. I need your cab. 1094 01:34:45,413 --> 01:34:47,713 Cabby, I'm the Toxic Avenger. 1095 01:34:47,713 --> 01:34:49,213 We must save Tromaville. 1096 01:34:49,263 --> 01:34:51,215 Follow that villain on the motorcycle 1097 01:34:51,267 --> 01:34:54,268 and put the pedal to the metal. Let's go! 1098 01:34:56,187 --> 01:34:58,089 For this I left the south bronx? 1099 01:35:33,566 --> 01:35:35,468 I hope I get a good tip out of this. 1100 01:35:42,593 --> 01:35:43,744 Step on it, Cabby. 1101 01:35:43,796 --> 01:35:44,896 He went that way. 1102 01:35:45,648 --> 01:35:46,672 Hurry up! 1103 01:35:46,824 --> 01:35:47,897 Step on it! 1104 01:35:54,504 --> 01:35:55,504 Wait! 1105 01:35:59,608 --> 01:36:02,610 Ah ah ah! 1106 01:36:21,025 --> 01:36:24,629 Whoa! Step on it, Cabby. Whoa! 1107 01:36:31,134 --> 01:36:32,134 Whoa! 1108 01:36:35,947 --> 01:36:37,849 I'll fix it later. 1109 01:36:38,301 --> 01:36:39,350 Aah! 1110 01:36:44,354 --> 01:36:45,803 Herman, you dumb schmuck. 1111 01:36:45,855 --> 01:36:48,158 We should have gone to the french restaurant. 1112 01:36:49,458 --> 01:36:52,560 Shut up, Sadie. We're going chinese. It's cheaper. 1113 01:36:52,761 --> 01:36:54,762 Some wedding anniversary. 1114 01:36:57,364 --> 01:36:58,615 Aah! 1115 01:36:58,667 --> 01:36:59,867 Whoa! 1116 01:37:05,053 --> 01:37:07,054 OK, kids. Cross at the green. 1117 01:37:07,106 --> 01:37:08,831 Now, kids. Wait. 1118 01:37:08,883 --> 01:37:10,557 Hey, what the- 1119 01:37:10,995 --> 01:37:12,995 No, no, no! Slow down. 1120 01:37:14,060 --> 01:37:16,062 No! Slow down! 1121 01:37:21,265 --> 01:37:23,016 Well, ha ha ha. 1122 01:37:23,068 --> 01:37:24,096 See, Jimmy? 1123 01:37:24,721 --> 01:37:26,094 Safety first. 1124 01:37:26,470 --> 01:37:27,671 I tell you. 1125 01:37:58,496 --> 01:37:59,898 Oh, God. 1126 01:38:09,006 --> 01:38:10,006 Come on, honey. 1127 01:38:19,062 --> 01:38:21,263 50 year anniversary. 1128 01:38:21,763 --> 01:38:24,666 Some celebration- with this thing. 1129 01:38:29,970 --> 01:38:34,273 My mother shouldn't have made a contact with you. 1130 01:38:34,274 --> 01:38:35,322 You're stupid. 1131 01:38:35,474 --> 01:38:37,776 Cut the yapping. I'm trying to drive. 1132 01:38:40,779 --> 01:38:42,781 Let's go! Get that guy on the bike! 1133 01:38:42,833 --> 01:38:43,882 Let's go! 1134 01:38:54,032 --> 01:38:56,034 Whoa! 1135 01:39:09,542 --> 01:39:10,944 What the... 1136 01:39:29,319 --> 01:39:33,022 My car! What did you do to my car? 1137 01:39:38,673 --> 01:39:40,122 It's all right, Amigo. 1138 01:39:40,174 --> 01:39:42,327 You just got yourself a convertible. 1139 01:39:43,479 --> 01:39:46,281 Hey, a convertible. Customized, too. 1140 01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:47,633 Here you go. try these. 1141 01:39:47,785 --> 01:39:48,983 Here. 1142 01:39:49,652 --> 01:39:52,154 Get that guy on the bike. Let's go! 1143 01:39:52,506 --> 01:39:53,555 All right! 1144 01:39:56,658 --> 01:40:01,161 Aaah! 1145 01:40:01,662 --> 01:40:04,164 Stop him! Aah! 1146 01:40:04,664 --> 01:40:06,415 Aaah! 1147 01:40:06,467 --> 01:40:08,167 Aah! 1148 01:40:15,673 --> 01:40:18,676 Whee! Ah-ha! 1149 01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:26,182 Aaah! 1150 01:40:38,581 --> 01:40:40,530 Ha ha ha. 1151 01:40:40,582 --> 01:40:42,084 # Doo-doo-doo-doo # 1152 01:40:42,584 --> 01:40:44,033 # Di-da-da-da # 1153 01:40:44,085 --> 01:40:46,535 # Do-da-da-da-da-da-da # 1154 01:40:46,587 --> 01:40:49,037 Aiee, ow! Enough of this Tromaville. 1155 01:40:49,089 --> 01:40:52,292 I go back to south bronx, where it's safe. 1156 01:40:52,644 --> 01:40:55,094 Ah, ah, ah, eiee. 1157 01:41:01,100 --> 01:41:05,051 Aaah! 1158 01:41:05,603 --> 01:41:06,652 Look at that free! 1159 01:41:06,704 --> 01:41:08,705 Oh, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. 1160 01:41:12,009 --> 01:41:15,512 Sadie, we'll go to the french restaurant. 1161 01:41:15,712 --> 01:41:16,761 Oh, Herman, 1162 01:41:16,761 --> 01:41:20,163 such an exciting 50th wedding anniversary. 1163 01:41:20,267 --> 01:41:23,718 Much more so than our honeymoon, huh? 1164 01:41:24,119 --> 01:41:25,267 Oh. 1165 01:41:25,319 --> 01:41:30,024 Oy, oy, oy, oy. I love you. 1166 01:41:33,126 --> 01:41:35,127 Grrr. 1167 01:42:01,950 --> 01:42:03,451 Grrr. 1168 01:42:23,667 --> 01:42:24,668 Aaah! 1169 01:42:36,078 --> 01:42:37,127 Yay! 1170 01:42:37,179 --> 01:42:38,680 All right. 1171 01:42:56,234 --> 01:42:59,836 Where am I? What's going on? 1172 01:43:00,088 --> 01:43:01,621 You're in Tromaville, 1173 01:43:01,638 --> 01:43:04,440 and the Toxic Avenger just saved our asses. 1174 01:43:06,742 --> 01:43:08,744 So, you're the Toxic Avenger. 1175 01:43:09,244 --> 01:43:10,293 The one and only. 1176 01:43:10,345 --> 01:43:13,248 It's hard to believe you were my little Melvin. 1177 01:43:13,300 --> 01:43:16,751 Big Mac! I don't believe it. 1178 01:43:16,803 --> 01:43:18,700 Mildred! It's a miracle! 1179 01:43:18,752 --> 01:43:22,956 I had given up faith that I would ever find you again. 1180 01:43:23,208 --> 01:43:24,305 Dad? 1181 01:43:24,457 --> 01:43:26,959 If you're you, who was that I killed in Japan? 1182 01:43:27,311 --> 01:43:29,709 A big ugly guy? 1183 01:43:29,761 --> 01:43:32,564 He was smuggling cocaine inside of Tuna Fish. 1184 01:43:32,916 --> 01:43:37,043 That's Big Mac Bunko, not Junko, former con man. 1185 01:43:37,395 --> 01:43:39,619 I've been mistaken for him more than once. 1186 01:43:39,971 --> 01:43:43,373 He's ruined my credit rating with visa and mastercard. 1187 01:43:43,973 --> 01:43:46,475 I'm glad to know of his demise. 1188 01:43:46,576 --> 01:43:49,578 Well, Dad, glad to see you. 1189 01:43:53,781 --> 01:43:56,283 And who is this lovely young lady? 1190 01:43:56,584 --> 01:43:59,586 Oh, this is my girl, Claire. 1191 01:43:59,838 --> 01:44:00,887 Daddy! 1192 01:44:02,889 --> 01:44:03,938 Oh, Big Mac. 1193 01:44:04,390 --> 01:44:07,042 I never want you to wander again-ever. 1194 01:44:07,094 --> 01:44:09,794 And I will stay here with you, my love. 1195 01:44:15,390 --> 01:44:18,793 So Mom and Claire and my real Dad 1196 01:44:18,795 --> 01:44:20,446 along with all the Tromavillians 1197 01:44:20,497 --> 01:44:23,600 were once again free to enjoy life to the fullest, 1198 01:44:24,949 --> 01:44:26,398 and the wicked Chairman- 1199 01:44:26,599 --> 01:44:30,403 He fled Tromaville as fast as his evil legs would carry him. 1200 01:44:32,931 --> 01:44:36,908 Hey, want a ride? Big business sucks, you wad. 1201 01:44:36,960 --> 01:44:39,785 Now I could really feel good about myself. 1202 01:44:39,837 --> 01:44:42,736 My broken id was finally repaired 1203 01:44:42,995 --> 01:44:45,445 because I knew that whenever or wherever 1204 01:44:45,449 --> 01:44:47,899 the good citizens of Tromaville needed help, 1205 01:44:48,051 --> 01:44:49,801 they could always count on me. 1206 01:44:50,484 --> 01:44:51,881 So just remember, folks, 1207 01:44:51,933 --> 01:44:54,035 when the bad guys come to your town, 1208 01:44:54,087 --> 01:44:56,038 and you're not quite sure what to do, 1209 01:44:56,338 --> 01:44:59,140 call me, the Toxic Avenger!74392

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