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Come on, brother, drink, you'll feel better, come on.

I don't feel like drinking anything, Lyoha. - You don't feel like drinking?

Or you don't feel like drinking because there is no toast? For your freedom! Hooray!

Hooray!

Don't get upset, you'll get Tanya back. It's not your first time.

Understand that infidelity is a mistake of the highest form.

The king of mistakes is straight up. - Yes, I told you a hundred times,

you have to adjust but you never listen to me

He gave her a CD of Stasya Mihailov. Won't that melt her?

Why not give one to your Marinka?

2nd week you live in VIP now. - I'll buy it for her.

Sanya gave me good advice, but I, the fool, did not take advantage of it.

So, buy flowers, daisies. And one of those you go up to her,

are there fire escapes... Say this:

Tanya, now that I've lost you

I realized that life without you is not life.

I don't know, it's all very complicated. I don't think it will.

I'll give it a try, I've got nothing to lose.

PHYSICAL TEACHER 39 series

Hello. - You see!

This is a surprise.

My darling came. Come in.

Walk right in with your shoes on.

I'll show you the apartment. Come on.

Enjoy watching!

Outright jerk? double glazing,

flat screen TV.

Walk around, look with a household eye, where to nail a shelf, where what...

do you need housekeeping? Still, I rented this apartment for us.

Dima, I stopped by for a while. I came to tell you...

Dad gave me the gift of studying in America, which I dreamed of, and I'm leaving soon.

So. - Wait a minute, how so?

What about me? Are you abandoning me?

It's only for three years. We'll write to each other, we'll talk on Skype.

We are about to experience our feelings. - What relations separated?

That's lame. - But, Dim, you yourself said,

that there must be trials and if we pass them,

so this is our destiny.

Sanya, wait, what America?

And so they attack us on all fronts. They will buy rockets with your money.

And then they will tell us what to do. Where is your patriotism?

The political situation is not like that. The important thing is that we are still together.

OK, I'm leaving. I have to prepare documents.

That's it, bye.

Tanya, it hurts a lot, doesn't it?

Do you want to cry? Leva, get out.

It's okay, Saint. - What's wrong? The freak cheated on you.

You just got together and he's already frowning. You sit here feeling sorry for yourself

and he is napping. You're all the same, aren't you, Leo?

My mind can't handle it.

Then why was he stalking and courting me? I do not know.

Friend, you have decided to forgive him, then? Spit on your soul again?

No more, we don't deserve this kind of treatment.

Sveta, I have a feeling that Leva cheated on you.

I don't think I can forgive him, but I can at least listen to him.

He's been lying to you all his life. And why are you silent? At least say something.

Tatyana Savovna...

The day was cold and I was in love,

There were three of us, it's a pity that it wasn't just two...

Hello. What brings you here?

Or does your lover live upstairs?

Not. Listen, Light,

call Tanya. Can't you see that man is putting himself at risk?

That's how you like it. He doesn't want to see you, okay? And we don't need your bouquet.

And stop the stupid music. Take it down!

Enough, Sveta. - Go, I'll talk to him.

Be careful, if you offend her, I will poison you.

Yes? I am listening to you?

Tanyusha, now that I've lost you,

I realized that life without you is not life.

Tanya, if I have to make excuses, I'm not guilty,

they forced me

No, it's my fault, of course. Everyone is responsible for their own actions, I know.

A very sincere speech. It looks like it's from the soul.

Tanya, tell me what to tell you? How should I know, I'm not a telescope.

A telepath. - Even more, Tanyush.

I don't know, something else, not that.

Something honest and sincere, you know? - Tanyush,

we are on the 6th floor, it's scary.

Wait, let me go down the stairs at least. I'm on the 6th floor after all.

Tanya, Tanya?

He's going to America. He's leaving.

What to do? - That's what I think too. What should i do with you?

It's not my fault, her father intervened, I have nothing to do with it.

I don't understand, so she introduced you to Mamai and he didn't like you?

No. I mean, we bumped into each other by accident.

Very interesting where a fool and a financier meet . As if from a joke.

I went to the business center for work.

What job exactly?

On business work.

It goes without saying, it's a business center, isn't it? - If you had said toilet,

I was more likely to believe you. - I went to him myself.

I also wanted him to pressure Sanya that she started thinking crazy things.

But that's not my fault either. Something is spinning in her head.

What is this miracle? What kind of family is this?

Even the confused gets confused. Where are these things!?

From this moment on,

you do exactly what i tell you.

You act on instructions.

clear?

Why did you get in? - I brought you a disc.

To Stasya Mihailov, people told me that you love him.

I can't stand it.

Did Leo send you?

No, Psyche doesn't know at all. I came to you, I need you as a wife.

As a man who thinks like a woman.

I need your advice.

Come in. - Here is such a sieve confusion.

And then I thought of you. Psyche is not easy to live with either.

You forgive him everything. Those half-naked chicks

or did you not know about it? - Aren't I blind? I knew everything.

I thought why do you forgive him everything? What is the secret in this?

Understand me, he can go do whatever he wants, I still care about her.

But when I saw that he couldn't do without me, that he would break down at any moment,

I can't torture him anymore. - Who will break, Psyche?

Once I couldn't even get out, he was lying on the threshold.

No socks, drunk, miserable, all bruised.

I felt so sorry for him.

Psycho!? - It's completely different with me.

Gentle, flattering.

Like a kitten. - Psycho!?

What did you drive? Psycho, yes. Only there you measure your dicks.

We are dudes, we are very cool.

But he revealed his soul only to me.

But now I see that he is fine without me.

That's right, soul, yes.

Thanks, Marina, you helped me.

And as for Psyche, now he is not well at all, he is in a lot of pain.

Really? - Yes, walk on the edge.

Are you resting?

Better brother, I'm working. We've been drinking with Seryoga for three hours.

New idea, striptease - karaoke. A killer idea.

Do you miss Marina? Do you want to go home? - No.

I don't miss anything. Everything is bom-ba-sti-chno to me.

Seryoga, show him that.

I won't even answer. Do you love Marinka?

Ask her for forgiveness, show her your weakness.

If you have to, go spend the night at her door.

No socks, no panties even if you have to. - What are you talking about, brother?

What weakness? I do not have that. I'm not a snotty girl, I'm a man!

Listen, single guy, I'm giving you some friendly advice.

Ask for forgiveness. Stas Mihailov will not pass, brother.

I don't need your advice, okay? Did you manage to get Tanya back?

He didn't succeed, and advice can only be given by someone who succeeds in everything.

clear?

Sorry, Valya, but I don't think we'll be able to go in suits

in the same style. I don't have a dress in your style.

I foresaw everything, and brought you my grandmother's wedding dress.

Wedding? - Yes, which, by the way,

fits the grandpa suit perfectly. - Isn't it too much?

Trust me. Just try it.

Okay.

You know, Valya, I told Dima, and I was immediately relieved.

Now I will leave, I will write him a long letter that the love is gone

and the like. And I will change the mail. - Did I tell you that the escape

is the best method to solve problems? Will you tell me the new one?

Because I think I should write to you every day. Friendship at a distance is possible.

Well? What would you say?

You look so much like my grandma.

To young people, of course.

I will open, wait.

I am a little bit busy. - I came to tell you

that I love you, Sasha. Life without you is death.

But we must part, even if it hurts like...

they ripped my heart out. - Well okay.

Aren't you going to ask why at least? - Because of America.

You don't believe in love at a distance, do you? - No, it's because of your father.

My father? - Yes, I went to the business center,

to the toilet, and accidentally bumped into him. I decided to introduce myself to him

and tell him how serious this is between us, and he threatened me.

He offered me money, but Dima does not sell, he only listens to his heart.

Only it can tell me how to live. - Wait, he offered you money?

Yes, a lot. Think for yourself, where did this America come from?

He just wants to tear us apart, you know?

Baby, I love you.

But you are very dependent on your father.

I don't want to stand between you and force you to choose.

I'm not addicted. - Don't, don't say anything.

I just want to remember...

Look at how beautiful you are.

I will love you forever.

So what? Hooray!?

You see, you can't even leave. And there are many good courses in Moscow

for directors of "Alexander Nevsky".

Tanyusha, if you don't want to hear me, maybe you want to read?

I want to tell you what really happened .

This bitch forced me... - You will sleep with me

or you will die.

I had to sleep with her to save a man.

You sleep with me or he dies.

You cross with me or he dies.

It's a fucking business with the soul.

Tanya, I don't know where to start and what to convince you of,

and what to dissuade you from, therefore I will write everything as it happened.

I will pour out my soul to you and let whatever happens happen.

For 20 years I worked for a very important person - Mamai.

He kicked me out because of a stupid mistake.

It was very insulting to me and I didn't understand at all what had happened.

Here's your first secret: I became a teacher just to get back to Mamai.

Otherwise, I was napping about the teachers, the children, and the school.

And for Sanya Mameva too. I just wanted to use her.

I wanted you too in the beginning for once.

I started picking on Slav just because I didn't get what I wanted.

I got hooked after that, really.

To Sanya, and to you, I've never been attached to anyone.

And then all this, straight two arrows to the heart.

I panicked. How about me, scary dude Thomas.

I got confused, I got scared.

I hurt both you and betrayed Sanya.

I handed her over to her father as if I were handing over a thing.

I wanted to get my past life back, but you can't get the past back.

At the time I thought I had drawn the right conclusions, but now...

I gathered my arms and legs to my body and drifted with the current.

Beat me for such nonsense as you cannot imagine.

The only bright moment in my miserable life was you, Tanyush.

I was very afraid of losing you.

I wanted to separate you from all problems.

but how can I say that something did not work out for me.

So I am Thomas, I am a king.

I'm a man, I can't expose myself.

And a real man is not afraid to admit that he has exposed himself.

I put myself out there, Tanya, but I only realized it now.

I am writing to you, and I guess why Mamai kicked me out.

I am Scapanosaurus.

I can't bring back the 90s, and the present won't accept me.

I really don't understand how people live now. All landmarks are gone.

I have only one guide left, and that, Tanya, is you.

I thought I was up to my ears then, but no,

damn, now I'm stuck up to my ears.

Because I realized that I can't live without you.

I love you.

You already know everything. You judge me.

You decide what you will do with me.

I will accept your decision, whatever it is.

Your Thomas.

Your Oleg.

Dad, I need to have a serious talk with you.

Sit down. - Ear!

Interesting, I don't think they wrote me a couple.

Tell me, please, is studying in America related to your meeting with Dima?

No, not at all. These are two completely independent events.

But they happened at the same time. - Sure.

So you've met after all.

Is it true that you forbade him to meet me?

Listen to me, Sanya, everything is for your good.

I just can't let you ruin your life with this idiot.

I heard you. - I'm sorry we get along.

You're messing with my life again. - Wait, Sasha.

I thought we got along, but you lied. - Because I worry about you,

can't you understand that much? - Excellent logic, Dad.

Sasha...

Yes? - Why don't you call, bunny?

You keep me on edge. Say? - I did exactly what you told me.

She has been there for 3 hours. The plan didn't work. - So she doesn't love you,

and I don't love people who don't love them.

Do you feel that I don't enjoy talking to you anymore?

I'll fix everything. Just leave me alone for a few days.

Everything will be fine. I already have a plan. I know exactly what to do.

If only you had tried to escape! You stand and wait.

Yeah right.

That fast!?

Dima, forgive me.

I just want to be with you.

You can't imagine how happy I am.

You are the only one who needs me and loves me.

I will take care of you. And what happened to America?

I don't want to take your dream away.

Fuck America, I choose love.

Why aren't you sleeping?

I pray the heavens for you and me, that is why I do not sleep.

Why are you silent?

Silence is golden, I will pay for anything, so I am silent...

Hello. Have you been here long? - Hello. No.

I'm out of breath and walking around. I was writing, and my fingers went numb.

I read everything. - And?

Grammar - two. Content - excellent.

There is something nice though.

What would you say?

I do not know.

On the one hand - he lies so much all the time.

About Sasha Mameva... - Enough, why on the one hand?

There is another side. - There is.

And on the other hand, you were honest with me for the first time and...

I know it's hard to admit. - That's right.

You're done slow-frying me, judge.

My heart will skip a beat.

I can't forgive you.

I don't trust you anymore, you know? I really want to, but I can't.

What about the letter? I wrote you everything sincerely.

The truth. I'm ready to change. I swear, I'm ready.

These are just words, Oleg, and just words are not enough for me.

Tell me what to do? I'll start right away. - How to tell you?

If you're waiting for me to tell you what to do, you won't wait, because I don't know.

You don't know, how should I convince you? If you don't know, how am I supposed to know?

Excuse me.

Is there even a tiny chance?

Little one, can you forgive me?

Is there? - There is.

Tanya?

Goodbye. - Goodbye.

I want to know what true love is,

I want you to show it to me.

I want to feel what real love is.

Marina,

I feel so empty without you. - My kitty.

"The Sloths" 2015