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Hello? Anyone home?

Hey, Luca, come in here.

Hey, Misty.

Hey, sweetie, how are you?

I'm good, how are you?

I'm doing just fine. I don't even know that I was expecting you.

What have you done with my daughter?

She's running late, as usual.

Well, that's typical.

Yeah, that's something she still struggles with.

Oh, well, God bless your soul. Better you than me.

Yeah, it gets a little difficult to deal with at times.

Oh, you, for so many reasons, you are an utter saint.

I try my best.

Well, yeah, actually, I had a patient cancel their appointment, so I figured

come over and see if I could help with dinner.

Oh, you are such a sweetie.

Actually, I just got finished, I think, with everything, and, well, it turns out

now we've just kind of got an hour to relax, which is good. I'm ready to get

my feet.

Oh, yeah.

Long day of cooking?

A long day. I mean, I had a lot of things to do today, a bunch of errands.

yeah, I hope the roast is going to be good, fingers crossed.

I tried something a little new.

You're a really good cook.

Not a long day like your days are long.

This is true. I mean, I only did become a doctor because I like to help people.

But, yeah, I get passionate for my work.

I'm very passionate about it.

Excellent. I enjoy going to work, so it doesn't really feel like work.

Well. Yay. We are so glad to have you as part of the family. And I feel very

lucky that you even got to come today at all. I appreciate it.

Yeah, like I said, the only reason I got to come was because that patient

canceled, which I need to call the office and tell them to remind her about

rescheduling because she does need her breast exam.

Oh, my God. Breast exam. I don't.

It's probably been three years now since I've had one.

It's been a while. They are tough to get to. Well, that's not good. You need to

go at least every three to five years.

Oh, well, I... I mean, I'll call on Monday and see when they can get me in.

doctor's good, but he's so busy.

I mean, I'm a doctor. I do this every day. I could give you one.

We have the time.

Oh, I... Is that really a thing? Like, can I... You're my daughter's husband.

Yeah, it's a professional procedure, though. So, I mean...

I mean, it is going to take forever, I'm sure, at my doctor.

We can get it done right now, and we've got the time to kill.

What's family for? I mean, when your daughter married a doctor, you should be

able to get a free breast. Oh, you're just the sweetest. If you really

mind, that would absolutely fit right in here perfectly.

Yeah, I don't mind at all.

We should just get you laid down flat so I can do it properly.

Do you want to head to your bedroom? Yeah, yeah, let's go on in there. Okay,

cool.

All right, well, first of all, I need you to remove your top.

Hey, I mean, if I take my top off, I kind of got a dress on. The whole

going to go.

I mean, I'm a professional.

I see the naked human body for a living.

Think of it like an oil change.

This is just going to be a professional procedure.

Okay, I think it's okay. Can you go on and unzip, please?

Yes, of course.

to sit here? Yeah.

Lay on down. Head towards me.

Alright.

You're on the right one.

You do have a very gentle touch.

I try.

It's kind of my job.

You do this every

day, huh?

Yep, every single day.

At least 25 times a day.

I don't even know how many I've done.

Hmm.

Is everything feeling okay?

Yeah, so far so good. Not noticing anything out of the ordinary or anything

alarming.

Got a lot of surface area to check.

Do you ever get any tenderness?

No, not that I can remember.

Sometimes I get a little sore in here in my armpits.

That could most likely just be from weight.

How often have you been going to get your exams?

You said it's been at least four years?

Yeah, it's been several.

I think I've had three maybe over the years.

That's not good. You should really be going.

I know I said three to five, but every two to three years.

Well, I'll try and keep that in mind.

This sure is convenient, though. Thank you for helping.

Yeah, no worries.

Like I said earlier, what's family for?

See, I gave that strictly professional.

Right. Make an oil change.

Get your car's oil changed, right?

When I remember, I guess just like this.

Seems to be in tip -top shape.

Mm -hmm.

Sound good?

Yeah.

Actually, there's been a couple new developments in cutting -edge testing.

You care if I give those a try? They're just some newer techniques.

That sounds just fine, yeah.

I really do know what you're doing.

How does that feel?

Oh, it's definitely got full

sensation. It feels incredible.

Absolutely incredible.

I think I'm just about done.

That shouldn't be everything.

Do you have to be though?

Whoa, wait.

Sorry.

What about your daughter?

I'm not thinking about her right now. I don't think I can let this go.

I don't need this.

Okay.

I've been waiting longer.

I can't believe this.

Oh fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, fuck.

I think I got one more test for my boobs.

Bye -bye.

Mm hmm.

um um

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

He's always late getting home.

He's not doing his job.

He's always late.

Family's here for each other.

Oh, okay.

Such a better worker than her. Yeah, yeah.

So fucking lazy.

I feel so fucking good.

I think

she gets it from her dad.

It's so good.

It got me

so wet.

Oh, that's about there to go.

Wow.

You got any fun tricks?

Yeah.

It's so good.

Oh, fuck.

That is very special.

Oh!

Wow.

You're such a giver.

Look up every last drop

Blah, blah, blah.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

God. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Mary cannot find out about this.

Oh, God, no.

Oh, shit. Absolutely not.

I bet she's always late. We've got plenty of time to clean up.

Right.

And how often do you say we should do these exams?

Once a month?

Yeah. Sounds good.

Once a month. Once a week.

Whatever suits you.