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Miss D, I think you forgot one over here. Oh, sorry about that.

You fucking horndog checking out my new stepmom?

Can you blame me? She's hot.

Glad you like her. I've only known her for a month and all I'm getting is a

stunk old bitch.

With a smoking hot butt.

Fuck you.

Look, you're only getting away with this because it's your birthday.

Happy birthday, you perv.

Oh, thank you.

I hear it's your birthday.

It is. Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Well, this calls for something special. I'm going to go whip something up.

All right.

Open it up. Okay, okay.

All right.

I'm sure I will.

Oh, my God, this is awesome.

Thank you. You mean it? I do.

Well, I wanted to get you something special and fun for the both of us.

And now...

We can take fucking to a whole new level, babe.

Wow. Yeah.

This is incredible.

Sorry.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, this is amazing.

How do I control this thing?

Oh, shit.

The controllers.

Babe, where are you going?

What is it? Who is it?

What the fuck? Surprise.

day ever.

Oh, fuck.

God,

I have that between my... Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Come here.

Come here.

Fuck. I think your ass feels ready for my cock.

Oh, yes.

Geez.

Oh, whatever this birthday boy looks like.

Oh, goodness.

Please. Oh, please, oh, no.

It's your birthday after all. Yes, please take it.

Oh, my God, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Just a little.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

got you anyway.

Is it porn?

You could do all types of things, but there's definitely porn on there.

I should have known.

Don't mind if I do.

I will try it out.

I don't know if it's on the video, but I like it. Yes.

Oh.

Fuck.

See?

Fuck.

That shit's right.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah, you are.

Yeah, you are.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck you.

I should probably get out of here before afternoon.

Yeah.

I'm just watching TV.

What happened to your tongue?

I burnt my fucking tongue.

Oh, okay.

Just eat your fucking hot pocket.

Fine. It looks tasty.

Did you even appreciate the gifts I got you?

They're just amazing.

I don't know why I haven't been doing them.

I was calling for you forever.

And you're doing it without me?

I was just checking it out.