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Wow.

I hope she's taking good care of that midget.

What?

Oh, you heard me.

Santa, how are you?

Well, I appreciate your unique hospitality, Santa.

You've sure given me a lot to think about.

And now you can see why.

What is it, Dee?

I'm sorry about the shower earlier. It was a freak accident.

I'll replace the curtain. Just, why don't you let me take care of the

and you go relax?

No. I'm sorry I overreacted.

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

It's Xander. I'm just, I don't know how much more I can take.

I'm thinking divorce.

Wow, do you want to talk about it?

No, but I'll pick you up on that laundry offer.

Seriously, thanks for visiting us.

My sister's nuts.

I'd take every inch of Xander's thick cock up my pussy if I could get him

I'd even take him up my ass.

Jeez, it's so tight.

Jeez.

Whoa.

Hi, Xander.

Hi.

I heard everything you said.

I was hoping you would.

I mean, look, there's a, you gotta get a new machine. There's a thing right

there. You don't have to touch it. Just look at it. There's a thing.

Oh, okay. Okay, I don't see a thing. When were you so into laundry?

Oh, God. I just, it's, um, just so black thing and zen.

You know what I mean?

Okay, well, uh, I guess just throw it for another cycle. Oh, yeah.

You weirdo. Okay, namaste.

Peaceful, soothing. Oh, my God.

Oh!