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[Music]

you got me tonight girl Hey Stella I'll give you a\h\h

quarter if you lower that zip for\h another inch Here you go George

At the hospital don't tell me you cut somebody\h open I don't want to hear it What what's the\h\h

hardest thing about a 90year-old man's wedding\h night you make my ass Billy You know that\h\h

Where do you get this stuff

here you go Billy just my idea I think you and\h Billy make a pretty cute couple Cool jackass Cool\h\h

jackass How much you win at the track today 300\h It's playing your song Bob you quit that I told\h\h

you once I told you 20 times tonight I'm not going\h to do it Get up on the bar I'm dabbing along here

[Applause]

They want you They want you They want you

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]\h baby Out of the way Out of the way [Music]

Woo fire

[Music]\h\h

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]\h\h

[Music] [Applause] [Music]\h [Applause] [Music] [Applause]\h\h

I got

[Music] [Applause]

It's the coldest day of 1969 Look for\h a water Unless you have to be outside

Oh it's a great life if you don't weaken

[Music] So cold So cold Stella don't walk\h\h

away when I'm trying to tell\h you a joke I just heard that

Hi All right What's it going to be ah I see by\h your glassy eyes dear You're not sure Here have\h\h

enough while you make up your mind Time's\h up What do you have i was here last night\h\h

I saw you dancing Oh yeah I think you're great I\h wondered if maybe we could have dinner No sorry\h\h

Are you married engaged involved or something\h no not married Not engaged not involved but\h\h

yeah Something under something is not interested\h Now what's it going to be draft You want to hear\h\h

another one yeah Don't shut it True story This\h hurt You want to hear it i'm ready Wait a second\h\h

Let me finish up over here Why not interested\h just not But why not 25 cents please Thank you\h\h

How do I do this steven Dallas healthy good\h teeth doing a residency a couple blocks from\h\h

here Specialize in kidney diseases Anything\h you want to know about kidneys ask me And\h\h

uh I'm told I wake up easy in the morning\h Howdy beautiful Hi George What's it going\h\h

to be tonight don't tell me Shot in a beer\h You never disappoint me George What are you\h\h

a nun you do go out sometimes don't you\h yeah sure I used to go out with George

What's the secret George what's wrong with me

okay Truth is you're just a little too fancy\h for me All right Fancy kidney doctor fancy\h\h

little cashmere sweater fancy little start\h shirt Hey I'll wear jeans I won't shave\h\h

How about that money now George george\h it's on me What a guy Yeah what a guy\h\h

I want to take you to dinner Maybe a\h movie something Just a standard offer\h\h

I'm not standard No you're not Look this is not\h a lifetime commitment This would just be a date

Phone I won't wear cashmere No starch I'll wear\h\h

a leather hat and a nice flannel\h shirt All right All right All right

That was bad Oh it wasn't that bad She's\h beautiful Oh yeah But what about when she\h\h

said "Uh tell them Lyla's coming soon as she\h gets her harness on." What was that well I like\h\h

Vertigo better I guess Oh Vertigo Vertigo was\h great for this But I like this one too It was\h\h

just so purile Purile What the hell's purile\h you know childish Purile sounds pretty Hey I\h\h

like it All right I'll show you mine if you\h show me yours Beg your pardon you know tell\h\h

me something about yourself then I tell you It's\h called conversation Okay Um born in Connecticut\h\h

Born right here in Watertown Broke my collar bone\h twice Never broke nothing Had to fight with my\h\h

parents to go to Cornell They're both doctors\h They both went to Harvard They think Cornell\h\h

is slumbing it My father was a construction\h worker who got killed in a fight over poker game\h\h

And my mother well she drank herself to death at\h 41 As I was telling the Duchess only yesterday I\h\h

always wanted to be a doctor I believe in it You\h know the whole thing the old laying on of hands\h\h

You really a doctor you think I was making it up\h some guys would do anything for a date Look at\h\h

this one Eugene Gagalaniano the gorgeous pig God I\h have rotten taste in men I really do Used to like\h\h

to tie me up in bed What a pig He sure was pretty\h though And this is me at bartender school You know\h\h

what they say about lady bartenders They're dirty\h They're stupid Their ankles are thick So shut off\h\h

your minds boys and reach for your dick God people\h so mean sometimes I don't care Not me I don't

care What do you call that

just being friendly and friendly I heard that\h song before Want to wait till the third day\h\h

maybe I'm going to wait forever Okay then\h I'll just I'll just say good night [Music]

Say good night Stella Good night Stella

[Music]\h\h

The [Music] show

[Music] for this [Music] Fish

[Music] lights

[Music]

Enjoy it [Music]

Oh I'm sorry So good

I'm going to miss this place I'm going to\h miss you I'm going to miss you too Oh we\h\h

have a couple months left Come on Seven weeks\h I bet in 8 weeks you won't even remember my\h\h

face How could I forget you the looker oh you\h know I have had my share of good-looking guys\h\h

Oh I'm sure Well I have I showed you that\h picture of Jean Gagliano the gorgeous pig\h\h

the same And a couple years ago you\h know I dated a guy who looked almost\h\h

exactly like you Really uh-huh Well he was\h a little shorter than you And he was Chinese

So the fact that he picked me to\h be his assistant it's it's a dream\h\h

you know Oh yeah It's terrific Fascinated huh

oh yeah Well I was interested Oh yeah I'm sure\h Anyway next month I'm off to New York So soon\h\h

What do you care you said the other day I was\h dull I said you were calm Yeah And you gone\h\h

and you said it Ah you don't you don't butter\h toast like that Look what you do You break off\h\h

a piece and you butter that just the piece Told\h me you wanted me to help you with things like that\h\h

Change my mind What's wrong

she stubbed her toe

That's what my mother used to say She'd point to\h some neighbor girl all big belly no husband no jab\h\h

So she was doing fine but she stubbed her

toe I'm pregnant

What are you going to do shouldn't there be a we\h\h

in that sentence somewhere if you were\h you going to Yeah Right What I meant

What do you think

i think she was doing fine but she stubbed her toe

You want a baby

maybe I don't know how you feel\h about this I don't know how I\h\h

feel about this but think I know\h where I could set up an abortion

Maybe

if you want to have it all help it's really up\h to you You decide what you want We'll get it for

you Do you know what you want\h i want a room full of balloons

[Music]

Oh

my Oh

boy Gee if I didn't know any better I' I\h think you were getting ready to ask me to\h\h

marry you or something like that Well I think\h that maybe that's what we should do I think we\h\h

should get married That's pretty good Shoot\h I almost believe you No I mean it We can get\h\h

married Let's mix some oil and water Good\h idea Come on You don't want to marry me I\h\h

don't want to marry you either Look at\h you trying so hard All the time you're\h\h

thinking "Oh my god I got to marry a a pregnant\h bartender who quit school in the 10th grade."\h\h

Well you can relax Stephen because the bartender's\h turning you down All right You know I got a got\h\h

a good career going Getting ready to go to\h New York All of a sudden maybe I got a wife\h\h

and a kid It's not what I had in mind It's not\h the plan but I thought about it Thought about\h\h

it And I thought about it And I finally say\h to myself Stephen do the right thing And I'm\h\h

here to do it And you tell me I'm not smiling\h broadly enough I understand Okay I sympathize

I'll help you with any expenses I don't want\h your goddamn money Don't be stupid You can't\h\h

manage Oh go on Go on Go on to New York Stephen\h I'm not the enemy I want to help No you don't\h\h

What you really want is for me to say it's okay\h It's okay for you to leave It's okay for you to\h\h

go on to New York by yourself That's what you\h really want So I'm saying it All right It's

okay Go

Great life you know We can

last call guys What are you going to\h do i don't know We could get married\h\h

if you want It'd come off it You're sweet though

How many months almost three You got\h to decide soon Want it i don't know\h\h

How big is it at 3 months can't\h pull peanut Yeah but I don't have\h\h

no brain right i mean it doesn't\h feel anything right no I don't know

Well I'll decide in a couple days You said that\h last month I will I said I will And I will Do\h\h

you need any money nah I got almost $2,000 saved\h up Hell you can retire and live off the interest

I just don't get it Nobody\h tells you what to do anymore

Used to be if you got pregnant\h you weren't married You went\h\h

off like Peggy Riley in the ninth grade\h Remember her you had an abortion That was

that Now I got all these choices I can have it or\h\h

I can have an abortion or\h I can have it and give it

away But I don't know why they call\h them choices They're all terrible

It'd be fun to have a kid I don't know I\h never thought about having kids What do\h\h

you do with them make them go to the store for you

I hate 1969

Hey you want to get a pizza tonight after\h bingo no Boy you're a barrel of ass Well\h\h

why don't you go to the racetrack and waste\h some more money [\h__\h] away [\h__\h] He can\h\h

argue froth at the mouth if you want to I'm\h not gonna fight you Besides I win more than\h\h

I lose So the guy who lost 750 bucks last\h weekend That butterfinger's probably real\h\h

good for the kid isn't it it's good I don't\h know I guess it won't hurt But what about\h\h

me i got a right to live too don't I i got a\h right to live too don't I sure you do [Music]

G51

072

N33 Steven still coming around He came\h back from New York last week holding out\h\h

an envelope full of money An envelope like\h money was too embarrassing to see the light\h\h

of day Take it No What' you tell him to die\h in a ditch Just lay down in the ditch and die\h\h

Who needs them i got two hands A lot of guys\h wouldn't even offer 71 Screw Screw his money\h\h

That's cute That's okay Screw you two now\h Will you just shut up i only need 070 to win

B9 what does your father do for a living\h my mother was wondering He's a cat burglar\h\h

Seriously really he's a cat burglar I don't\h know Tell him anything you want A merchant\h\h

Tell him my father runs a store Why don't you\h live with your parents in Arizona because I'm\h\h

grown up or I'm supposed to be grown up and I\h can't pick up and follow my parents wherever\h\h

they go And my water just Then why do you\h stay with your aunt what hey Cole My water\h\h

just broke What what shut up down there What\h are you guys i said my water just broke All\h\h

right What about the library are you all right\h can you walk still trying to watch a movie here\h\h

Will you keep the volume down i want your face\h m broke Come here Come on Come here Okay honey

I don't know Could you hold\h this popcorn for me [Music]

then when I got out of the\h oven you can make a chair

Come on Oh my god Are you okay honey

I'm not angry

You're awake You want to see what your new\h daughter looks like yeah sure Bring her in

Here we

[Music]

[Music]

go Hello baby

Let me see You got all your\h fingers and your toes huh\h\h

what are you doing look at those\h little feet Oh my goodness Oh my

Here comes cousin I ain't going to get

you Where is she where's that Jenny\h girl there you are I see you Peekaboo\h\h

Peekaboo Peekaboo I got you I got you You\h got ready All right Doopy do young lady I\h\h

told Jenny she could have a little piece\h if she takes a nap before he gets here So\h\h

uh when's he coming 3:30 And he hasn't seen\h her since ever Never seen her I still think\h\h

you were really stupid not to take the money\h he offered I didn't want his money That's\h\h

just pride talking Pride never bothered any\h bread Don't you ever get lonely Stell or horny

Sorry You think I would wouldn't you uh-huh\h But I don't really Seems like after Jenny I\h\h

just I don't have too much left over You\h know what I mean uhuh I don't No Anyway\h\h

I did pick up with some guy probably turned\h out like a Jean Gagiana Remember him bad bum

Here sweetie

Hello We were in the neighborhood We thought you\h might like to have a drink with two handsome men\h\h

or me and Tony if we got here first Hi there\h Oh come on now Oh you're all wet He's all wet\h\h

We shut the door fool Hey how you doing baby\h hi You're all well Hi sweetheart This here's\h\h

Tony the Bansza An old army buddy of mine\h Deb's a double ain't he they call him the\h\h

bowl of sausage but I ain't saying why You\h know what else i sold him half interest in\h\h

the bar today Yeah I got snow more debts\h and plenty of money It's a good time Snow\h\h

What do you mean you sold him half interest\h in the bar you look at that sexiest woman in\h\h

town and she won't give me no satisfaction I'm\h not even listen to you if you're going to talk\h\h

like that Baby I didn't mean it Hey turn that\h shitty church music I like that Don't give him\h\h

no more to drink Give him a cup of coffee\h Hi Jimmy You got your driver's license yet

i want me some dancing Yeah come on

Yeah

You make quite a priest in here

Uh Debbie you put the baby down for a nap\h All right Sure Excuse me You're so early\h\h

Sorry Excuse me This is how you live huh hey we're\h\h

just having some Sarah Lee and and\h Pam the Sulum Falls We just dropped

by De And don't you ask me about how we live\h where you've been the last 3 years Who do you\h\h

think you are anyway i'm the father Well truth is\h she could belong to any one of three or four guys\h\h

I always thought you looked a lot like Edmonton\h Mun through the mouth What a piece of work you are\h\h

Oh why are you here all of a sudden three years go\h by you start calling and calling What do you want\h\h

can't stop thinking about her First I told myself\h it's part of my life It's finished and done and\h\h

I won't think about it And I didn't But lately\h whenever I let my guard down whenever I relax I\h\h

start wondering what she looks like I think is\h she walking yet what color are her eyes is she

happy i want to spend time with her

It's okay honey

Who is that yeah Stella Who is that

he's your daddy honey

I'm your daddy I brought you\h something too Here Can you open that

bob

and if your mama says it's okay I'm going to\h\h

come back tomorrow and take you\h to the park Would you like that

okay

Thanks I did it for

her See you tomorrow [Music]

You know what what you make me happy Oh you\h maybe maybe if mama says it's okay you could\h\h

come visit me in New York Yes Yes We could go\h to the zoo and uh we could go to this big toy\h\h

store I know and we can go to this other\h place I know where we can order strawberry\h\h

ice cream with fresh strawberries crushed up\h inside it Would you like that yes Yes [Music]

So anyway Jod lives in the country in Florida and\h he's real lonesome and wants a head or something\h\h

but his mother says no But finally one day he\h finds the greatest thing Oh yeah The little\h\h

fawn You read the yearly sure You know she was\h originally going to call it the fawn Did you know\h\h

that oh do you remember the part where you jumping\h oh honey It's okay Oh Danny my new here Oh boy

Hey Jen I got an idea I think you\h need to put your head right here

[Music] Don't you love the city court building i\h like it Like it you don't love it mm- What do you\h\h

love um oh I love Rockefeller Center It's an oldie\h but you still like these things mhm What else what\h\h

else do you love um the plaza Good answer Good\h answer Dad Dad Say when When you just have to\h\h

say when Well this is the fastest Easter vacation\h ever I wish I didn't have to go back Me too Maybe\h\h

if I say this There's no such thing as school\h There's no such thing as school Say it There's\h\h

no such thing as school There's no such thing as\h school There's no such thing as school There's no\h\h

such thing as school There's no such thing as\h school Steven sent it for your birthday Oh my\h\h

Can I open it now no Oh come on Now I mean there's\h no cute stuff like last year I'll know if you've\h\h

opened it and taped it back together again You\h know I'll know Yeah Yeah And how will I know cuz\h\h

you can read my face like a book Like an open book\h with big print All right All right Well it's only\h\h

a week away so I can look at it No I said no Oh\h please Why not cuz I say not that's why Oh [\h__\h]\h\h

Don't you talk like that I wash your mouth out\h\h

with soap You know you make me sick Well\h you're not exactly my dream date either

I'm going to the laundry And I think you're\h mean about the present I think I'm sweet Real\h\h

sweet Sweet enough to make you this hot pink\h dress like the one you saw in that Madonna girl\h\h

Sweet enough to give you a apartment so you\h can have a birthday party so you can invite\h\h

Tim Wilson Oh Tim Wilkins He's so cute Don't\h forget the fabric softener It simply won't do\h\h

But Mrs Wilkerson it's only an overnight trip to\h Albany and the kids will be supervised Well then\h\h

they're seniors maybe But not now No But only\h nine kids' parents feel like you do I think we\h\h

ought to take a vote I mean it's not really\h fair that you decide just cuz you're head of\h\h

the committee It simply won't do Yeah Well\h why don't we take a vote then yeah why not

miss Wilkerson I uh I'm sorry for the\h disagreement I hope you'll let Tim go\h\h

on the trip You see I like things behind\h the bar Mrs Cla Oh I'm not there anymore\h\h

I was working over at Durkens Lumberyard for\h 2 or 3 years but they shut down So now I'm on\h\h

unemployment looking for a job It's be so hard\h raising a child when you're a single mother Oh\h\h

no Jenny and I do fine How's Jenny oh gosh she's\h great What a shame she didn't inherit your hair\h\h

Really the color is striking Yeah Well the\h color struck me too First time I saw it on the\h\h

supermarket shelf Well it suits you It's really\h flattering Thank you I don't know Your whole look\h\h

is just so unusual The pants are a bit snug The\h makeup is just a touch heavy And yet it works so\h\h

well I mean on you just seems inevitable What do\h you do that for what do you just stand there and\h\h

say ugly things for i never did anything to you\h Are you mistaken that skinny husband of yours\h\h

gave me the hot eye all night I don't have any\h idea what you're talking about Mrs Clair But I\h\h

think it would be a good idea if we tried to carry\h on something approaching a civilized conversation\h\h

Don't you think i think I think you probably\h haven't had a good lay in years I think your legs\h\h

have been together longer than the Lennon sisters\h That's what I think [Music] You ready dear [Music]

i went for a walk On a warm

[Music] California dream on such a w

Look what I have in my hands You only own two bras\h This means you're not wearing one I have told you\h\h

a half a dozen times you're supposed to go to\h school wearing a bra Well you haven't got one\h\h

on I know but in this big old loose blouse nobody\h can tell Believe me they can tell Oh I wish just\h\h

once you would do what I asked you without giving\h me an argument I wish just once you'd give me a\h\h

break I talked myself blue in the damn face to\h you I love to love you Bill Don't sing that dirty\h\h

song Very nice Love to love you I said don't sing\h that dirty song You're getting harder to handle\h\h

I don't know what I'm going to do with you Well\h why don't you just leave me alone leave my tits

alone I ran a dead mun today Don't screw\h your face all up like that You look just\h\h

like your father Now I'm telling you since Ed\h lost the bar he's just been at loose ends Now\h\h

he's trying to sell real estate Well he looks\h so lonesome to me like you broke my heart So uh\h\h

I invited him to supper Oh come on now Not going\h to kill you Be nice to him He's a very nice guy

Not to drink coming over here Oh I\h had one little single solitary glass\h\h

of sweet sherro But wait there was a Dubon\h Dubon Dubet Jenny girl look who's here for\h\h

supper Hi Tanny Bop Your flies open\h That's all right I can't get up Can't\h\h

get out That's the most disgusting thing\h I've ever heard Oh yeah Stick around kiddo

I read in the inquir that John\h Lennon's ghost tried to contact Mother

Teresa three times over in

India Wants her to make a record of Hey

Judah You know I I don't really\h believe it But isn't that something no

Well I'll tell you what The two of you\h just bore the ass right off of me My\h\h

own daughter my oldest friend can't sit\h down at a table for half an hour together\h\h

without doing a cat and dog act Come on you\h two Please give Stella a break All right

Hey

hey hey Give me this Give\h me some of this There you go

[Applause]

Here comes the parking ball [Music]

[Laughter]

Ah you're going to ruin your

eyes I applied to McDonald's today Think I got\h a weekend job Yeah but honey what about your\h\h

grades i can make A's and B's in a walk Yeah but\h can you get into college with B's i'll get there\h\h

Jenny Claire AIA Sounds good huh You want an\h architect for a daughter i want you happy Now\h\h

stand up so I can see how your party guest is\h going to look on you Jeez that's pretty huh Ma\h\h

remember you can't stay except for the first five\h minutes of the party just to say hi and then back\h\h

up to my room I know I know But I don't want no\h grass smoked in this house You got that keep it

Now this place moves Not like the dump we\h were in before And this place is nasty Just\h\h

loud [Music] Hey this is Freddy Tom and Sid Guys\h this is Stell and Claire my best pal the sexiest\h\h

woman in the city Hi How you doing you want to\h dance yeah Listen up guys How's it hanging friend\h\h

good good What have you been up to ah same old\h same old I love this song It's great You're quite\h\h

a dancer Oh I love to dance I used to want to be\h a ballerina Smile onto the back porch and twirl\h\h

and twirl Used to think maybe a talent scout would\h Come on baby I got something you can really like\h\h

I can make you new again You through\h You said you say Yeah So what so

this let go of me Let go\h [Applause] [Music] Watch it

[Music] [\h__\h] [Applause]

We didn't do nothing We'll be out in an hour\h Come on buddy There's no need to be showing\h\h

her like that Just take it Stunning Did I\h tell you one about the guy that went to the\h\h

hardware store to get a vasectomy every\h time he got excited his garage door went\h\h

up It's just stunning Oh Jim Step on it Well I\h think a few phone calls are in order don't you

my You made it look wonderful Yeah\h looks good don't it doesn't it\h\h

doesn't it i got a great idea Let's go\h outside and pretend we never been here\h\h

and then we'll come in Then we can see\h what it look like to everybody Oh gosh

Happy birthday Oh happy birthday\h Oh thanks Give me five Oh my

Hello Oh

okay That was Joe Lond He said he\h can't come Oh why i don't know We\h\h

said something came up Oh well it's just\h more food for everybody else I know but\h\h

Joe's always so much fun at parties\h I'll get it You're the birthday girl

Hi That was Diane Von's sister She says\h mama says to tell you Diane can't come\h\h

God she's the first person I\h asked She sits next to me in first

period I hope to hell that's Eugene

Gagliano No one's coming I guess

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Why what is this did something happen at school

no I hate parties anyway Any kind of party

Once when I was 12 this rich girl invited\h me to a pool party at her house you know\h\h

I still kind of flatchested then So uh\h so I went out and bought myself a pair\h\h

of them foam rubber falsies to wear into\h my suit you know and I'm prancing around\h\h

the pool Thought I looked like Madly Wood\h or somebody So I jump into the pool and\h\h

I'm swimming around All of a sudden Paul\h Bard he taps me on the shoulder I look up\h\h

and there's both them damn falsies floating\h along on top of the water I thought I'd die

It's okay I'm not going to get upset about it\h I don't get it But I'm not going to feel bad\h\h

on my birthday That's my baby I mean if they\h don't want to come to my party I can deal with

that Honey look at me Let\h me see your face Come on I\h\h

got to know if you're okay Hold on Let me see your

face Oh damn it Don't cry I'm\h not going to cry Don't you

cry I love you Jenny girl [Laughter]

Bye ma Oh bye hun

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fabulous That's my

mom Mom this is Jim Jim Up the\h Grove This is my mother Hello\h\h

Jenny's mother Hello I'm a little\h late I noticed Well we're going to\h\h

the movies What about your schoolwork\h i did it already Be right back Smoke

You don't like me do you no

So where do we go from here you and me I try\h to kill you off You try to do the same to me\h\h

Don't buy that I know you She don't but I do I\h grew up next door to guys like you Always easy\h\h

smooth Nothing ever bothers you You wake up in\h the morning your hair's not messed up I know you\h\h

fella I could have had a dozen just like you\h No ambition no talent Brains are all behind\h\h

your zipper You marry a girl who's better than you\h She winds up miserable cuz you cheat on her while\h\h

she has to live in a nasty little house with\h beverboard walls Man do I know you Let me tell\h\h

you something Buster You knocked on the wrong door\h We're going to go grab a pizza ma Sorry about the

hamburgers So long Jenny's mother Come on

$31 Even after I pay off Nancy Lee my\h commissions will still come to Well gee\h\h

more than I made at the lumber yard any\h day let me tell you So ask me what's on\h\h

for tonight What's on for tonight i made a\h specifications to eat at the Windsor Room\h\h

I'm sorry I can't go I've got a date with Jim\h Upster Grove tonight I don't want you going\h\h

out with him anymore I don't like the guy Well\h since when do you tell me when to come and go\h\h

since I seen you going in the wrong direction\h You want to settle for a dead end life is that\h\h

what you want for the love of God Ma this is\h just a date The guy's a bum You're going to\h\h

wind up behind a bar Stop trying to run my\h life I said you're not going Watch me Bye

[Music]

I'm so scared I'm screwing up with Jenny Oh come\h on You're a terrific mother Oh yeah She's hanging\h\h

out with thugs I don't know how to stop her\h I just don't know enough I read the women's\h\h

magazines you know the ones that tell you\h how to get a better life They say "Go in a\h\h

new direction." I want to say "Where's the door?"\h I'll go But where's the goddamn door i don't even\h\h

know enough to find the goddamn door Shoot Oh\h if I had one wish it'd be that I'd read books\h\h

and knew something Something that could help\h Jim Help her Help her what help her be happy\h\h

Happy I want her happy A person's life is good\h it shows in their face I want to see that look\h\h

on her face I want that for her Okay Okay\h Okay I can buy that What do you want for you\h\h

i just feel like I'm drowning here I want I want\h somebody to help me keep my lips above the water

line What was wrong with me all those\h years ago how come you never dated me\h\h

how come you never picked me we were\h friends What do you think marriage is

enemies You get the whole idea screwed up from\h fashion magazines and weddings and polite little\h\h

conversations at the breakfast table from\h television That's not marriage Marriage is\h\h

I come home from work and we have a beer and we\h eat some spaghetti and then we roll around on\h\h

the sofa for 20 minutes You like that don't you\h so we're all slick and sweaty and then we watch\h\h

all in the family and take a shower together and\h then eat some ice cream in bed That's marriage\h\h

Tell me you don't like that Tell me that\h doesn't sound good to you You tell me that

Huh

here we go See you later kiddo Byebye

Hi

honey Sleep

well okay I guess

good You look a little tired\h though Was it a restful sleep

where do you want to go any place\h I don't care Take me to Phoenix or\h\h

Las Vegas or Skenctity It's\h not home You got it [Music]

Don't It's okay I don't What the hell's wrong\h with you i just don't want to You want me to\h\h

stencil it on my forehead [Music] there's\h no such thing as don't want to if it's done\h\h

right Stop it What come on You act like you\h never had one in your hand Come on Hey fine

[\h__\h]

[Applause]

I'm half out of my mind It's 4:00 in the morning\h What do you think you're doing huh minding my\h\h

own business You ought to try it any time You\h answer me I'm talking to you Don't walk away\h\h

from me Jimmy And look at me when I speak to\h you Where were you i ran around with that boy\h\h

half the night You were weren't you yeah Are\h you satisfied we did it all night long in the\h\h

backseat of his car and I loved it Oh Christ\h God how I hate seeing you like this Yeah well\h\h

mirrors hurt sometimes don't they what the hell\h does that mean oh come on I saw you yesterday\h\h

walking in all tiptoe That man is a joke A fool\h I am a grown woman I can do what I choose Oh\h\h

so you choose to [\h__\h] a fool You take that\h back No I said take it back No take it back No

All right I take it back I still think he's\h disgusting Get out of the house Get out of my\h\h

house I'm so glad to be going to daddy So glad\h to be getting away from you I'm leaving today\h\h

are all I care Just get out

Jenny Jenny Jenny Oh Jimmy Oh God\h Baby I'm so sorry I caught you there\h\h

I won't see him anymore except as a friend I\h can't sleep with him Okay you didn't know that\h\h

You're stupid Oh Jenny I knew you were going to\h bought I bought you a little dressy sweater in\h\h

case that's expensive I know but you're going to\h look so beautiful Look it's your color Look at\h\h

this Oh my girl Oh shoes Oh go on home The show's\h over The monkey died I guess I quite a spectacle\h\h

But I don't care Okay I love you Love you all Have\h a good time Have a good time I'm going to miss\h\h

you I'll miss you too honey Bye Bye I love you\h Love you Mom This time I want you to meet Janice\h\h

What for well because she's part of my life and\h you're part of my life So what's she like is she\h\h

pretty yes she's better than pretty She's smart\h She's sexy She makes these blueberry pancakes you\h\h

wouldn't believe And she's charming You know how\h people are either charming or they're not She is\h\h

Look I don't want to spend the next two weeks with\h some rich [\h__\h] that I don't even know I came to\h\h

see you Well it's not like I'm not going to be\h there for God's sakes And you watch your mouth\h\h

about Janice She's charming Could you give the\h world a small break you You're going for a lovely\h\h

two weeks in the country not a hanging When did\h you start getting so negative when did you start\h\h

getting so bossy when did you start wearing your\h hair like this when did you start saying things\h\h

like lovely two weeks what is that there's\h nothing wrong with my hair This is New Wave

[Music]

You know what you need you need to\h put your head right there [Music]

So Janice daddy says you're rich Hey come on No\h no that's okay She can ask me whatever she wants\h\h

Go on Are you rich i guess you could say that Big\h time rich or just so so rich so so rich Born with\h\h

money No I was born on a dirt farm in Missouri\h I got a scholarship to Smith Then I got my job\h\h

at Random House That's where I met my husband He\h had money and uh when he died he left it to us\h\h

That felt like a test Did I pass what\h else i love my job I've got a great kid\h\h

And I make terrific blueberry\h pancakes Yeah I heard Jenny

May I walk with you can\h you tell me what's going on\h\h

i just look at Janice and I think about mom\h breaking her backs on cosmetics all the day\h\h

Yeah Often I tried to help her out with money\h time and again You know it I know it I know it

I didn't even know I'm getting married

Well I asked her in a lame sort of\h way and she said no which was smart\h\h

She was so proud She'd always say "I got\h two hands I can do it myself." She still\h\h

says that If we' gotten married I never\h would have worked I mean if I hunted\h\h

the world over I don't know if I could\h have found anybody more different than\h\h

me First time I ever saw her she was dancing\h on top of a bar Really really and she gleamed

But you take oil and water\h and you mix and you mix and\h\h

you mix and when you quit you still got oil and

water So what do you think give us all\h a break Lighten up on Janice please

Hey why don't you try this on

spandex no I don't think so Why not this is\h really sexy Yeah You think I can get away\h\h

with this why not Jenny if I wore this every\h guy would That's not all they do Actually

you think of this yeah Well if I had\h your legs I'd probably wear that too\h\h

I'm liking you better and better You can\h hang around I also spotted this for you A\h\h

backless back I don't know Come on With\h your back my legs how can we go wrong

how do you think it's going great party Mom

Hi Janet Hi

You look great Great party Janet Well do you\h know what we were doing for the first time a\h\h

year ago tonight first time a year ago\h tonight Am I the color of my dress am I

[Music]

[Music] so um say you're from\h Watertown You've asked me that\h\h

twice Right Right Sorry just um make me\h a little nervous Why you're so pretty

You're pretty too

Yeah I like what I hear about Smith but uh\h I don't know I think I'd like to go to a co\h\h

school or something like UVM What do you think\h i think they're all pretty much the same That's\h\h

easy for you to say You you go to Brown Well I'm a\h double legacy That means they had to take me So um\h\h

what's your major education An education major\h at Browns Yeah My parents think it's weird too

I think they were counting on\h pre-law premed pre- money you know

Do you want to sit down

anyway I mean this is what I want to do I\h mean I love teaching I mean I'm going to\h\h

love it I'm uh practice teaching this semester\h Fourth grade Man the kids in fourth grade are\h\h

really special It's one kid Ricky Degan He is\h so smart When he starts thinking boom look out\h\h

He's got sparks flying off his head But um\h he's LD So we're working What's LD learning\h\h

disabled dyslexic So anyway we're working\h on a phonics rock videotape together and\h\h

uh he's learning how to read and I'm\h teaching him Oh that's really great

Ask me who had a great time Who had a great\h time i did I think Pat Robbins had a good\h\h

time too Something he's going to write me Yes\h I've never met a boy before Just fit together\h\h

with me you know Yeah I do know I'm sorry you\h have to go tomorrow Oh me too But I can't wait\h\h

to tell mom about the great time I had She's\h going to love it So he said "I'd like Janice."\h\h

And he was right Not only is she smart but\h she has got this way about it I don't know\h\h

Oh she's got this wonderful laugh and this\h fabulous figure And what's her name janice\h\h

Janice Ugliest girl I ever knew was named Janice\h Had butt teeth hardly any eyebrows Oh and she\h\h

is an editor at Random House What's she look\h like she's 16 She's 61 I don't know She's not\h\h

like I mean she's just different Different\h how is she different she got three tits ma

Mom Yeah I'm in here Look I forgot\h I had this photograph That's Janice\h\h

Well let me see Mom look what\h you did You ruined it Sorry

honey Let me do that

Here Doesn't matter

[Music]

Get out your checkbook Mrs Douglas I got some\h stuff in my case is going to change your life

Knock knock Who's there sam and\h Janet Sam and Janet Who [Music]\h\h

i heated up some of that good stew we had last\h night Thank you honey girl How was your day\h\h

great I sold Miss Douglas a whole lot of stuff\h she didn't need Good So I want you to look at\h\h

this picture Oh not that again I'm sick of this\h Pat Robin You've been following me around with\h\h

that snapshot for two weeks Just his eyes I've\h seen his eyes Both of them No not really Not\h\h

with a magnifying glass I won't do it I won't\h I don't want to see his eyes I don't want to I\h\h

don't I won't I won't All right Talk me into\h it I'm blind Look at that Paul Dia Envy Mel\h\h

What's his name should pack it in there Are\h you satisfied gibson Mel Gibson Mel Gibson Oh\h\h

it doesn't make any difference I'll probably\h never see him again What do you say a thing\h\h

like that for well he's spending Christmas with\h his family And well what about Easter vacation\h\h

he's flying down to Florida with a bunch of\h kids from his school and probably meet some\h\h

stuck up Aerys and marry her or Madonna Madonna\h well I wish you could go Did he ask you yeah\h\h

he did He didn't tell me that Oh the blue PK You\h found it Yeah it's pretty isn't it yeah You want\h\h

cover buttons may I want I want you to look to his\h mouth No Yes Not there I can't do it I'm too weak

[Music]

Don't Well I don't care if I\h do say so myself That's pretty\h\h

It's beautiful Happy Christmas Eve sugar You think\h it needs some more icicles no Mom It's perfect\h\h

like that Well how about if we um take some angel\h hair and put it over the lights you know make it\h\h

all glowy Mother don't gussy it all up Plain\h Jane Can't stand to see anything really pretty

Merry Christmas Hey mistletoe Missy How\h about giving your old uncle Santa Claus\h\h

a little soul kiss seeing hell first You got\h a date Ed what are you doing no I'm going to\h\h

cook this so Ed Come on Come on honey Be\h reasonable It takes hours to cook a turkey\h\h

Oh well tell you what We'll turn this some\h [\h__\h] up to 5,000° and we'll microwave it

Oh man That's a throwing Christmas We'll just cool\h\h

this baby off There we go All\h right Okay There you go baby

You know I'm your friend You know I love\h you But you can't just walk in here drunk\h\h

on Christmas Eve I don't want the bird Take the\h bird I want him for you Here you and the bird\h\h

Get the hell out Look come back tomorrow\h when you're sober All right I love you

Daddy

Oh my goodness What are you doing here\h oh I couldn't resist I had to deliver\h\h

these in person Merry Christmas\h Oh merry Christmas You look so\h\h

happy Now you're prejudiced Oh I'll\h tell you Just a minute Just a minute

Just staying for a moment now Don't open those

Daddy's here I don't know My god\h Give me five minutes to fix myself

[Music]

Oh heat [Music]

So this big truck driver is waiting He's like\h\h

really mad This guy must weigh\h 200 I mean this is really gener

Hi

Wow you look terrific Thanks Oh and your tree\h is is great Yeah isn't it Well what are you\h\h

doing back here in Watertown on Christmas Eve\h oh it was just an impulse I was starved for\h\h

the sight of this one You want to stay to dinner\h we made a big roast We made a Waldorf salad Oh I\h\h

wish I could but I've got to go right back I'm\h on an 8:00 flight Well well at least take your\h\h

coat off Sit down for a couple minutes Come\h on All right All right All right Thanks Okay\h\h

So what are you doing for Christmas oh Janice\h and I are driving up to Connecticut and we're\h\h

having dinner with some friends The Robins's and\h the feasters Is Pat going to be there no I think\h\h

so Dad tell him that I got the letter in the art\h book and that they were beautiful Okay I'll tell\h\h

him as about you every time I see him He does Oh\h I wish you could be with us Stella couldn't I take\h\h

her just just once you mean now we got plans for\h Christmas Of course you do Yeah we have plans and

Honey do you want to go

no Mom Don't be silly We're going\h to see that play tomorrow night

Well now look at me baby Come on Let me see\h your face Come on Well I'd rather stay here\h\h

Well you're going and that's that We can\h see a play anytime And besides I don't\h\h

really like that guy anyway She made\h me watch something he wrote on TV once\h\h

Pinter she doesn't like our old Pinter\h Go pack silly Oh come on Go on Go on

Hey maybe I could get us on a morning flight\h and the three of us could have dinner tonight\h\h

Yeah Okay Is the post still over here

Yes Uh I'd like to make a reservation for two\h\h

I brought you this thing so you\h can just keep the son of a [\h__\h]

There's nothing at all Are you sure oh\h I get it now Hold slow on the uptake Ed\h\h

finally gets it Young Dr Dallas drops by\h so you don't have time for an old pal No\h\h

it's okay cuz I don't care to have\h Christmas with you You go ahead You\h\h

have you have Christmas with all your rich\h folks Merry Christmas Depends on you lady

Okay Thank you What was that ed was here\h a while ago I I sent him away He's had a\h\h

little hard luck lately I guess it's made\h him sad Did you get the new reservations\h\h

everything's for tomorrow's booked I'm ready\h You know with the snow I think we just have\h\h

time to get to the airport Oh all right Are\h you sure this is all right yeah Go on It'll\h\h

be fine Ma I'll call you as soon as I get\h there Okay I'll have her back in a couple\h\h

of days Stella I don't know what to say Thank\h you Thanks Mom Okay maybe Are you going to\h\h

be okay fine Have a good time Bye Love you\h Mom I love you too Good to see you Bye Bye

[Music] Bye Jen Jenny Jen

[Music]

Merry Christmas Stella

What [Music] 10 legs Sand Florida M What are you\h doing Mr Instakar he say he knows somebody very\h\h

very blue because Pat Robbins and his family\h off to Florida for a spring break I'm not blue\h\h

Mr Instakart He say we can go too No that's\h dumb We can't afford that Can you can too mr\h\h

Instaart he don't care when we pay him back\h 1991 1999 It's all the same to him I would\h\h

love to go be with Pat We're going to instart\h our little bus down to Florida and Pat Robins\h\h

We're going We're going We're going [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]\h\h

Hallelujah [Music]

[Music]

I'm on my way Oh how's your cold oh a little\h better I guess Sorry First time in Florida I\h\h

weighed flat on my back with a cold for 3 days\h Can I get you anything honey I ordered everything\h\h

I could think of Magazines candy steaks guys\h cigarettes Cigarettes with a cold gold come\h\h

on I'm bored Go on go swim and have some fun If\h I feel like it later I may get dressed and hook\h\h

up Pat's mom Get together with her or something\h like that All right Okay You have a good time

[Music] Hi Great Hi

[Music] So you play tennis yeah I do Want to play\h\h

later on well I don't know how to play\h You teach me i'll teach you Oh my god

Hi Hi What can I get you um I'm going to have\h a daquiri No no I changed my mind Give me a\h\h

suffering bastard Come again You don't know\h a suffering bastard it's famous that's in the\h\h

Trader Rigs bartender's guide Tell me how I'll\h make it You know what i think it's quicker for\h\h

me to show you You don't mind do you well now\h that you mention it Well you know I attended\h\h

bar for 5 years in Watertown New York Give\h me a double old fashioned glass Fill it with\h\h

ice ladies I take a squeeze of lime here Just\h like there Two kinds of rum Yeah Little bit of\h\h

my Thai mix You got any cucumber sticks i must\h have forgotten the cucumber All right I'll take\h\h

a fruit stick instead Pretty good Cheers Stop\h by anytime Hey that's some tin you got there

Wow Isn't it great hey you would be wonderful You\h don't feel like dancing do you but not right now\h\h

Oh all right Salsa is called salsa It's really hot\h huh no kidding You want to dance maybe later Okay

That was good I guess

I can lose my job

[Music] You feel me do you\h believe this go on have a ball

[\h__\h]

[Music]

[Applause]

Hello

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

I got to go What's wrong just nothing

beer God the sun feels good I don't care if I\h get wrinkles Oh I always put on sunscreen Maybe\h\h

you said a 20 Yeah I forgot You know that thing\h we saw in the bar this morning you know who that\h\h

is that's Jenny Claire's mother Can you believe\h that thought it must have been Peewee Herman's\h\h

wife or something That is Jenny's mother I\h know Incredible I kind of feel sorry for her\h\h

I'll tell you one thing She had Pat Robbins real\h interested for a while but I bet she can kiss that\h\h

goodbye I mean really how'd you like to have\h a mother like that oh I'd shoot myself I would

[Music]

[Music]\h\h

that No decks You know what I'm

doing uh-oh Uh-oh [Music] Oh forgive\h me What did you do take up babysitting

[Music]

Hello Yeah

Is she all right can I come get her

She didn't have any drugs on her but half\h the kids in the place did including that\h\h

guy she was with She refused her urine\h test and she slapped a female officer\h\h

who was trying to search her Knocked her\h glasses clear off her face Are there any\h\h

charges does she have to come back just\h take her the hell home She's in there

[Music]

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[Music]

Yes May I help you i'm looking for Janice\h Morrison Yes I'm Stella Claire I'm Jenny's mom

Nice Nice

Um would would you like to sit down oh thanks Uh\h why don't we sit over here it's more comfortable

Okay Would you like some coffee\h yeah Um how do you take uh milk

yes Uh two coffees please One with milk Thanks

Jenny Uh tells me you're an editor That's\h right You You like it oh I love it Yeah\h\h

Johnny's always saying about how her work\h has to be satisfied and how she wants to\h\h

go to her job happy every day Where I\h grew up people just went to work They\h\h

they didn't think about it either way\h Oh can I use this for an Oh yes Thanks

Jenny wants to be an architect\h you know Yes She told

me I uh listen I uh I want to ask\h you something Are you and Steven\h\h

planning on getting married well um\h yes we're pretty close to that Oh thank

you Thank

you Well here's the thing After you and Steven\h was married would you want to take Jenny take\h\h

her yeah To live with you well no We wouldn't\h dream of it I know how close the two of you are\h\h

Yeah but but if I didn't want her anymore I I mean\h if it wasn't convenient for me to keep her anymore\h\h

Jenny's growing up now you know She's She's quite\h a handful Why didn't you just say what you mean

yeah Well Jenny's at an age now where she\h should have things Not money I don't mean\h\h

that But books museums art stuff I know you\h can take a girl to a museum or or buy her a\h\h

book but then when she gets home who's she\h going to talk about it to and she's she's\h\h

just not happy I can see it All I have to\h do is look at her face I know her Look I\h\h

feel like I did a lot for her You know I raised\h her myself And I think maybe my part's done And\h\h

she's crazy about her dad I mean she takes after\h him an awful lot And so if you and Steven was to\h\h

get married and she was to come and live with\h you you could probably adopt her and the two\h\h

of you'd have the same last name and everybody\h would just just naturally think she was yours

No Stella you're wrong You've done a wonderful\h job raising that girl You know I have I think\h\h

so far but she's at the point now where she\h could go wrong I don't know that she will but\h\h

I know there's the possibility And it just it just\h kills me Look I wasn't raised with money Oh it's\h\h

not about money You got any brothers or sisters\h yes I have two sisters And did they grow up to\h\h

be big- time fancy editors like you are they happy\h uh-huh Just like I thought You got out They didn't\h\h

I'm telling you I'm not going to take\h a single solitary chance on my Jin You\h\h

don't know how wonderful she is Yes\h I do She didn't get it all from her\h\h

father I got to go Jenny don't know I'm\h here and I don't want her to I thought\h\h

it all out And the way to do it is for\h her to come visit like always And then\h\h

and then you'll tell her after she's there\h All right Okay Yeah It'll be best that way

Hey

you you'll be sure and call Okay of course I will\h Can I see your party pass thank you Don't worry

Enjoy your flight Thanks Bye Mom

I love you Jenny Love you Mom

Everybody's dead and they're on the beach and\h only one person's left and that's April the\h\h

the one with the blonde hair you know and she\h is so scared and she knows she has to get off\h\h

the island and so she says to herself you know\h I have to get off the island Yeah less is more

You know Bob your mom and my dad look so\h good together they practically have to\h\h

get married Practically So what are you\h going to wear i was thinking of spandex

It's 9:30 What no

Big guy Hug Hug Hug

day night

Jen Janice and I have been

wondering We want you to come and live with us

What do you mean we want you\h to come here and live with

us That's a very nice idea but I couldn't leave\h Mom Well you can see your mother whenever you\h\h

want Sure No No I couldn't But thanks Well\h wait a second You know when your mother and\h\h

I discussed this Mom already knows about\h this Well sure She and I both want what's\h\h

best for you and and we thought now that\h you're practically grown up I don't care\h\h

what you thought I'm not going to do that Jenny\h you don't understand Um this was your mother's\h\h

idea She came to see me Wait a minute There's\h something really wrong here No no no Nothing\h\h

is wrong Nobody's going to make her do anything\h bad for you This is really way off When did she\h\h

come to see you well I can't remember Was\h it right after we got back from Florida i\h\h

guess I'm not sure What do you think well I'm\h sorry Jenny I don't remember exactly when she\h\h

I Yes I guess Oh my god What has Florida\h got to do with it what am I going to do

hello Stella Hi Steven

Is it

here ed

I Stell

I need you You got to help me\h Hey bud In the whole town the\h\h

prettiest Come on we got to go Yeah we got to go

Hang

[Music]

up Knock

Knock Mama

Hey look who's back I I tried to call you last\h night and this morning but couldn't get you Oh\h\h

I'm not surprised I wasn't gone half the time We\h had a party here last night Jeez the noise was

something What's up why you back how\h could you think that I would the only\h\h

place I want to live is here Yeah Oh G\h I thought you'd like it for a while You\h\h

always have such a good time with your dad\h Oh yeah I do God ma this is where I live

Is anywhere you are is

home God you always such a cornball What\h if you're going to stay for a while come\h\h

on help me clean this place up I know what\h you're doing You don't fool me Look Jenny\h\h

if you got something to say I wish we should\h spit it out I got a half a head on from last\h\h

night I don't feel like I was tap dancing\h around I know you don't want me to go You\h\h

were just thinking of me I know you don't want\h me to leave You're really something What do you

mean really

something You can't believe the whole world don't\h revolve around you can you you can't believe\h\h

somebody else might want a little something for\h themselves can you well let me tell you what girl

I'm thrilled to have you out of here I love having\h the house to myself I love just the simple fact\h\h

of peace and quiet Besides I can't handle you\h anymore Running around with thugs staying out\h\h

all night wind up in jail It's time I started\h thinking about me I want a few laughs some good\h\h

times Yeah maybe even a man A little slap a little\h tickle between the sheets You know old face facts\h\h

Ed Hey Ed Come on out here You may as well know\h now Ed and me are getting married What ed's got\h\h

a job in Hawaii Oh for Christ's sake Don't make\h me listen to that clown crap this morning Why\h\h

don't you run back to daddy and Miss Moneybags\h huh you hear me [Music] this is not about you

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Oh you look beautiful You're prejudiced

It's

time I don't know about you but I\h need you to put your head right here

You're supposed to say something wise to their\h daughters on their wedding day but sight of you\h\h

strikes me dumb It all comes down to this You\h are loved I can't take much credit for it but\h\h

not many kids get as good a foundation for\h life as you've had You are loved And I know\h\h

Stella would tell you the same thing Oh god\h I miss her I can still feel her hand on my\h\h

head from when she used to brush my hair I\h don't mean I I remember it I mean I feel it

I called Honolulu this morning from all\h the other islands Still no listings of\h\h

her or Edmund I can't imagine getting married\h without her You tried everything honey If she\h\h

knew you think there's anything in the world\h that could keep her away from here tonight

[Music]

okay folks No stars tonight\h Just a big wedding Let's go\h\h

Come on Oh dear That's a whiff Thank you [Music]

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[Music]\h\h

Hey lady Come on Give him a break in there\h will you you ever heard of privacy why\h\h

don't you take a walk no Please let me\h see your face She's going to raise her\h\h

veil in a minute when he kisses her I got\h to see your face You got to thin it Heat

[Music] Heat\h\h

Heat Heat

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[Music] Heat Heat [Music]

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