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I can still remember the scent of the car

And the car seat won't even recline

It took long hours before she got out of the bathroom

I’m shy, I don’t know if I’ll go out naked

She was on top

My back was aching because I was the one lying down on the grass

He had an orgasm immediately

I haven’t even started yet

It’s a bit untidy,

A bit messy,

But I will never forget

Because it's my first time.

You’ve been here for quite a while

What do you think?

Cathy!

I'll just go to Dianne

Diane?

Oh no!

Mark is here

Mark, Mark, Mark !

Pat, hurry up, Mark is here.

What?

You got to knock

Mark is here!

Mark is coming!

That’s Mark!

Don’t

I don’t want to

What? Don't!

What? What? Don't!

What?

Stay there!

I’ll take care of you

Fuck!

I like that.

Diane!

Diane, Mark is here!

Mark is coming!

Who’s Mark, Mark?

My boyfriend!

Hello

Hi Mark

How are you?

I’m okay

I’ll be visiting Diane

Really?

Yes

Just wait

Diane!

Diane, Mark is here!

Okay, okay

Hey Mia!

your shoes!

Okay later I will gave it to you I'll just go to Diane.

Okay! -Bye bye.

Diane...

Hi Mark!

You’re already there!

You’re here already?

What are you going to do here?

Yeah!

I’ll visit Diane.

But…

She told us not to let anyone come in.

Sorry.

We talked about this

She studied last night

You know our friend she’s so…

Hold on, I’ll check on her

There might be…

Hold it

Hi baby!

Come here!

I miss you.

Mark is more handsome than you.

Mark is way more handsome than you.

You want some?

He’s really a show off!

He’s different.

He seems uneducated.

That’s why he’s an animal.

Diane, maybe we could go all the way please?

Mark, you know my answer to that

I’m not ready yet.

When would that be?

Sorry.

Maybe, I’m just tired of waiting.

It’s getting too long,

And we’re careful.

Sorry, too.

But I feel like

It’s still not just the right time

I’ll make it up to you

Actually, that’s not true

Diane just couldn’t tell why.

This is not even the first time that she lied

Or cheated

Even before, Diane has a problem with commitment

She loves to try things.

She’s always looking for something new.

Different experiences.

Different people.

Diane grew up in a traditional family

Her parents are too strict

So, they forbid her with a lot of things

When she entered college

They allowed her to live in a dormitory

At last she was free

She learned how to smoke,

Drink,

A little bit of this, a little bit of that

But, Diane is really good in studies as well.

As time went by, she gained a lot of friends

She became the big sister of some girls in their dormitory

She became someone to lean on and to share burden to their problems.

Her long time best friends are

Thea,

Michelle,

and Cathy

Why are you treating Mark like that?

What did I do again?

You know your adventures

Hello? I wasn’t serious with any of them.

Just for fun.

I’m only serious with Mark

No one else

Even so!

Poor Mark.

He’s a good guy

Exactly!

Don’t hurt him.

Why are you cheating on him?

You know, the truth is I really don’t know.

But, you know, there’s something missing

We lack excitement

He's way too predictable

Like his DVDs that he arranges alphabetically.

He also arranges his money in his wallet from 20 to 500

I know what time he brushes his teeth.

Every Monday he cleans his toy collections

He buys comics every Thursday Every Monday he cleans his toy collections

He buys comics every Thursday

Then he prays every Friday that there’d be a new Voltes V sequel.

If that’s the case then why don’t you break up with him?

Because he’s really a good guy.

Intelligent, handsome

What more can I ask from a man like him right?

He’s the one!

But...

the truth is I really don’t know

And he’s the only one who can understand my Monty Phyton jokes

Who?

Exactly!

I can’t get it

Mark’s coming.

Hi, Mark!

Do you want gin pomelo?

Hi!

Hi baby!

Where are you going?

I’m just waiting for someone

Hold it

Jayson!

He’s talking to someone again

Really?

That’s amazing dude!

I’ll drop by there

What’s that again

I’ll just go somewhere. I'll see you.

Wait!

What’s going on with Mark?

He’s weird.

There goes Mark.

But you know, I like him

He’s the one I liked most among the guys I’ve met.

Why? Do you love him?

The truth is I am not sure.

I don’t know if I really love him

Or I’m just used to his presence

Did you do 'it' with him already

No.

How did that happen?

He’s been visiting you in your dorm a lot of times

And hello, we can hear all your happy sounds from your room.

Hello Cathy maybe you didn’t know that I’m still a virgin.

You? Virgin?

Seriously, you’re still a virgin?

Unbelievable.

But it is true.

Diane has done everything but she hasn’t tried having sex with a man.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Oh I mean yes. Yes!

No!

No! No!

No!

Yes.

Yes.

So, technically I’m a virgin right?

Big bird hasn’t been there yet.

Really?

I don’t get it

I don’t know with her.

Why can’t you get it?

Nothing, I just don’t want to.

It’s not the right time yet.

There goes Diane, lying again.

And Michelle notices.

She’s heard of some first time story that turned out bad.

She even beat someone who fooled her friend.

Diane doesn’t want that to happen to her.

She wants her first experience to be different

She wants to choose the right man.

A man who has an experience

A gorgeous man

A man that can’t easily be forgotten

A popular man

A man like Jose Miguel

His basketball team became popular when they became champion of the game

And there, Jose Miguel’s great looks was noticed

He started to appear on TV

And slowly he became popular

He was linked to a hot babe and heard that he’ll be signing up with Viva

in a condition that he’ll be called JM

Oh that’s JM!

Is that JM?

Yes!

I heard he likes group sex.

And who told you that?

Harvey Ong.

His team mate.

Yes!

You know those varsities

They don’t get contented with one girl

Right?

Really?

When you were a kid, have you thought of who’ll be your first time?

Nope!

When I was a kid, sex is gross

Then it becomes scary.

Why?

I want Jose Miguel to be my first time.

What?

Why?

I knew it!

Because, he’s popular?

I have a gut feeling that he’s the one.

You don’t even know him

That’s enough

Can you just shut up?

Why don’t you just sleep?

Well, first, he’s got experience.

So, he knows what to do.

And he’s tall.

So, that means he’s got long.

Then,

Yuck! What are you talking about?

I told you to sleep already!

Then...

Nothing. That’s it.

Oh no, admit it, he is popular. Admit it!

Can you two just quit it?

What is it to you if he’s popular?

Is that bad?

Hello?

What hello, I’m not talking to you!

Don’t be too noisy here

What could be the feeling?

How does he make sex?

Yuck! What's with you?

You’re just jealous

Sweet dreams girl it’s late now

Is it fast?

Or slow?

Violent?

Noisy?

You want this?

You like this right?

Talkative?

Our game was good right?

Damn that 3 points, we won the game.

Cry baby?

Or extremely weird?

What if he’s so boring?

Hello? Not him!

Hey witch! why are you late?

What are you doing here?

Hey can I get a puff of cigarette?

About what?

When you were a kid have you ever thought of what kind of guy you’ll do your first time with?

Actually...

No.

I was scared of penis before

Before I was told that

Cathy, my child, just until you reach 19

Don’t fuck yet okay?

Back then, my parents would tell me

Sex is sacred.

Only after marriage

Hello what was that?

I thought before

Whoever is my first

He’ll be the example of my present lovers.

Me? My first time

was my high school teacher.

Really?

Your high school teacher?

What does it mean?

That means...

You’ll end up with Sir Vincent

Really?

Maybe not.

Did he seduce you or you were raped?

No!

He’s my type, I’m his type.

That‘s the ending.

You’re really looking for a scandal, weren't you?

My first was Vinnie Samson.

Vinnie Samson? Yuck! He's gay right?

What?

He’s not gay back when we were in first year.

Sure?

What will I tell my future lovers?

I’ll make them gay

I’m still a virgin.

That’s true, I’m still a virgin.

Where?

My goodness!

Diane doesn’t want to be a virgin anymore.

What will you do?

She’ll seduce JM.

Whatever!

I will really do that!

You’re going to Arman’s party right?

Yes, why?

You’ll see him there.

That’ll be a victory party for you.

You’ll never know!

That can be!

Hi Keka, you know, I got a beer for you.

Do you want beer? This beer is delicious.

Keka, beer…

Hi Jason!

I’m still here at the party but I’ll be leaving soon.

Just wait for me there. Bye!

Hi Keka! Where are you going?

I need to go. I have a date.

Bye!

See you later.

Okay!

Be good Cathy okay?

Girls, I’ll just get a drink.

Excuse me.

Diane I need to pee.

Is it okay if I’ll go to the CR?

It’s okay.

Are you okay here?

Okay!

Bro!

Dude go ahead.

Thea, if you had just dressed up like that before, we could have noticed you even then

You're beautiful.

Mayla, Ava

Michelle, have you heard?

About what?

The good news!

Hello!

Let’s go out

Guys we’ll just go out coz it’s a bit noisy here.

Thea, let’s go out next week.

As if I’m listening to you.

What is that?

Of course, grass!

Revelations.

Are you okay?

Yes.

I’m okay

Looks like it will not happen tonight.

What happened?

Wait, stay here.

Hey! Come here.

You shameless! Can you leave now!

He’s with some girls.

They went up in a room.

And the girls are so ugly

Why don’t you let him be

There are a lot of men.

Here in this party, there are a lot of guys here.

There are a lot of them, but are they handsome?

He’s all I want.

He doesn’t want to listen to you.

Please stop bugging me!

And didn’t you know that I’m a lesbian?

Don’t worry.

That’s okay.

You’ll get fucked soon.

Hi JM!

What is he doing?

Hi JM!

Hi Diane!

You look great.

How are you?

I’m okay, you?

Okay, steady.

I thought you won’t remember me.

Of course not!

I heard you’re an artist now.

What do you do on your free time?

Nothing just PS3, gimmick, nothing!

I’ve watched your game 5 and 6.

Your 3 point shot was great!

I thought I’m gonna have a heart attack.

That was great!

3 pointer?

That was your winning shot right?

Oh that? Yeah great!

So Diane, actually I stay up there.

Lesser people, more relaxed, more chill out

Do you want to go up there?

Sure!

Are you sure you’re a lesbian?

Is that true?

You’re a lesbian?

Now, I'm a lesbian!

That’s tough!

One more, do it again.

Come on please, one more.

Have you been here all the time?

Yes, you?

A bit.

So Diane

Wait, wait!

Diane, Diane!

Diane, what are you doing?

I thought we we’re going to do it?

Do what?

Sex!

Sex?

Why would I have sex with someone like you?

Why did you make me…

Hold it, what do you mean like me?

Damn, you think I didn’t know your reputation?

Of what?

Your worse than the vendo in the Cafeteria everybody has used even a girl.

You thick face bitch, don’t talk to me like that!

And secondly who are you?

Don’t you know me?

JM!

What the hell if you are JM?

Captain of varsity!

MVP!

I can get all the girls down stairs!

Oh, really?

Now tell me why would I choose you? Oh really?

Now tell me why would I choose you?

Why you?

Why not?

Why did you take me up here?

And who are those girls you are with a while ago?

Are they also some artists?

Or maybe team captains of women’s team.

What?

I thought you like basket?

I like basket?

Look!

JM! JM!

Oh my god!

What are you?

Look at that!

I told Arman,

That maybe we could meet here,

It’s our team’s victory party anyways. So I thought that this is a good chance

To recruit new members for Jose Miguel Fan Club.

JM! JM!

That’s why I took you up here.

Do you want to join?

You want to come?

No!

You’ve got thick face.

You know what? I pity you.

Sorry!

Oh by the way!

JM? Are you okay

Hey! what are you doing here?

Get out of here!

And I’ll go as well.

Are you okay?

Diane what happened

I just don’t want to talk about it.

I’ll just go.

Are you coming or you’ll stay here?

I’ll come!

Me too!

Let’s go!

There’s no handsome here.

Hey! Honey how are you?

You’ve got pretty booths.

Really?

Thank you!

Honey, you’ve got pretty boobs.

I can’t believe this.

What is it?

What do you want?

Ask our friends to beat him up?

He’s such an asshole!

He is such a dick head!

I can’t believe he’s like that

Diane, that’s Mark’s car right?

Why is it here?

Mark’s car is here.

So he’s there.

Mark?

Where is he?

Where is Mark?

Diane I’m sleepy.

Wait I’ll just call him.

Can you hear something?

What?

It disappeared.

You’re just drunk girl!

Of course not!

Hold it that’s Mark’s cellphone.

What?

Come here!

Diane!

You son of a bitch!

Let me explain!

You’re really good?

Don’t meddle there.

Stay here let them handle their trouble

You’ve got thick face!

You fucking bitch!

Move your ass out of this room!

Have you over done it?

Maybe you enjoyed it?

What?

What's with you?

How long have you been cheating on me?

You bastard! -Stop that, it’s embarrassing

Tell me!

Maybe you’ve been doing this for a long time!

Hold on, I’ll explain!

Please -You son of a bitch

Hold it!

You snake! -Let me explain

You fuckin' liar! After all I’ve done for you!

Do you know why I am being like this?

Don't raise your voice on me! You have no rights!

You just don’t know That I know all the cheating you’ve done!

What do you think of me? Blind, deaf and moron?

You know!

Hey friend!

Hey!

How are you?

I'm okay.

It's okay now. I've gotten it!

Son of a bitch, I don’t know what you’ve seen in her that you’ve wasted your time with her

I don’t know what you’ve seen in her.

But then okay I am happy that you got her.

Yeah!

What’s your plan now?

Dude, I’ll split up with her.

Dude there are a lot of girls out there.

That’s right!

Break ‘em and leave ‘em.

But I’ve got a target project, her friend.

That classy one.

What’s her name again?

Cathy!

That skinny one.

There, that’s the story.

That’s the reason why I had sex change.

I’m no longer Diane.

You can call me...

Danny

Then?

That’s it.

Happy ending.

Hello!

Is Mister Chino Lee there?

Just sit down.

Cris right?

I’ll just finish this.

Sir, what are you working on?

What do you want from me?

Can’t you see I’m doing something?

My apologies, sorry.

But, I’m a producer of a local travel channel.

Like national geographic,

Discovery channel.

So?

I’m fond of making documentary.

And I want to make a documentary of an artist like you.

To be different, right?

Why me?

Well I really love your works.

Especially the one that you did on super 8.

I was so shocked.

There I realized that art was not just hanging on the wall. In a museum..

I mean it has meaning

That’s why I want to be an artist.

Do you want to always get shocked?

You’ve just said that you got shocked then you keep longing for it.

Are you a masochist?

Not really!

I just want it!

The one that has strong impact on me.

Just like me and the works

Not including the world.

That’s the only one that exist.

You know what?

I think you are just bored that’s why you are here.

Am I right?

You are looking for something to happen in your life.

I know what you are doing here.

You are waiting to become a victim.

You’re an innocent film maker.

Who’s making a documentary?

But was harassed by a crazy artist that she’s documenting with.

You as a victim will be the story.

You know what?

You want to be the lead start

You want to be the victim,

Anything but this pathetic thing you call your life.

I just want to learn from you.

That’s all!

Learn?

From my failures?

My happiness?

The pain that I’ve experienced?

That’s what you want right?

You want drama?

You want me to cry?

You want me to scream?

You want me to go berserk

Go insane for your camera!

What if I throw my camera on the wall?

Or forcefully take off your panty

You’ve got a story now.

You know I thought you’re the one who can appreciate me

We’re both artists

Artist? Maybe you!

I am not an artist.

Don’t you think of life?

Oh life?

You want to get the meaning of life

You want to get the meaning of your art

By documenting me?

You’re like a dog in front of the table

Waiting for excess food

You’re like a leech

Who wants to suck up my life right?

You know what this is too much!

Do you want to make a documentary or not?

I’m Chino Lee

Yes I am a director. But..

To call me a film maker, I don’t know.

That depends on the viewers

They’ll be the one to judge

Actually digital now is good

Back then we just use super 8

The hard part of this anybody can hold the camera.

Anybody can be a film maker?

I don’t think so.

There’s a tendency to abuse this medium, coz

for me I am just doing my job that makes me happy

If I like what I do, then that’s it

Don’t be influenced by what will other people say

That’s already their problem

That’s not my problem.

You made that shot standing way too long

And that one is too fast

What the, that’s too simple and yet you can’t get it!

Cris, Just a minute

Okay, okay.

Do it well!

Cris, you know we can’t show that.

No, I’ll edit it. Trust me.

I know what I’m doing

Okay.

Okay?

I’m just reminding you that our audience is in PG (Parental Guidance).

And this is a travel show

That means we can only show beauty shots. -I know!

Sir Ed told me that already! That means we can only show beauty shots. -I know!

Sir Ed told me that already!

First, beauty is relative

Okay?

And those were beauty shots anyways. -Okay, okay!

Beauty shots if you say beauty shots.

Are you sure of the artist that you got?

Chino Lee?

First of all, can you face that Chino Lee?

Yes of course! I can face him.

But it seems like he’s not going out of his house.

You know, you can still change your artist if you want -No!

I’m okay.

Chino is just okay.

You know I've heard thart he has a girlfiend back then?

He left his wife for that woman

But then in the end, the girl left him.

And he threaten to burn himself.

Maybe he has an HD (hidden desire) to you? -HD?

He’s too old yuck!

Hey, do you like him?

Of course not! He’s too old!

Pretentious! What’s the matter if he’s old?

No, but he’s good.

Yeah! I know it’s great to know that.

But aren’t you bothered with the fact that he doesn’t have friends, not even one?

What kind is that?

Is that right?

You know I’m worried about that.

All I’m saying is be careful

I will. Thanks.

Is Mister Chino Lee there?

You startled me.

You like that?

Do you want to see it?

Yes, please.

That’s Jose Legaspi’s painting

Oh really?

I’ve been to one of his shows.

You know most of his works are about his parents

No

He’s mad at his parents

Here!

That’s what he went through.

He’s father.

It’s too dark right?

You can clearly see that he’s really mad at his parents.

Even the colors

Very dark

I think I like it, it’s beautiful.

Why?

What’s funny?

Nothing.

Why? Do you think I don’t know how to appreciate art?

Oh not really!

For me that’s an ugly painting.

That’s why I like it.

What kind of music do you listen to?

All. Anything.

That’s what people tell when they’re not into music

Do you like Beethoven?

I only know one. The Ode to Joy

Have you ever listened to something sadder than that?

Don’t please

Don’t!

You really want to record?

I’ve got an idea! Follow me, come on.

Is it now recording?

Make sure it’s recording.

A person needs to have a purpose in life

If you don’t have purpose in life

You don’t have direction!

Is it recording?

Follow me! Hurry up! Is it recording?

Follow me! Hurry up!

Hurry!

We should free ourselves!

If we can’t let go of ourselves

It seems like we don’t have direction in life!

That’s why we need to have purpose in life!

Why aren’t you eating?

I’m trying to be a vegetarian

It’s non sense.

Live life!

Be happy.

Did you know that when you’re doing something different

Everything becomes clearer in life.

Hold on! can I take a video of you?

Sure! why not?

Okay.

Okay ready!

You know, once you did something that you think you can’t do

And you’ve tried your limit

You’ll get a better understanding of the things in this world

Even just for a second

It seems like you’re seeing it all for the first time

Do you understand me?

Did you notice what I did a while ago?

I felt horny.

That’s true!

It’s been months since you know...

Even if I’ve been with a woman

I’m happy that I got horny again!

Don’t pretend to be shocked

I know you know the feeling of being horny.

Don’t you have a boyfriend?

Wait this is not about me.

I agreed that you'll document me

Learn from me

Do you think I’d ask for nothing in return?

That’s all I’m asking for

Is there a problem?

Nothing!

Okay then.

Tell me, are you still a virgin?

Are you still a virgin?

Are you still a virgin?

Give me your camera

Give it to me!

What?

How old are you?

25

25? What are you waiting for?

What are you looking for a guy who who'll fuck you up?

Or maybe you want a girl?

I’m not really searching! -Okay just tell me!

Your wildest fantasy.

Now?

Yes now!

Oh well, maybe at the beach

Are we going to fool ourselves?

I don’t want a liar!

Tell me your wildest fantasy!

Are you done?

My turn!

Cris!

You’re early today.

Yes, my client didn't show up.

Well since you’re here, document our shoot.

Everybody!

Guys, guys! this is Cris.

That’s Rox, Teddy

Hello!

That’s Manuel, Romy

Mamu, and Mads

This is Cris, she’s making a documentary about me

Come here Cris!

Okay, retouch first

Wait!

Where are you showing your documentary?

On cable.

Oh really?

Can we join there?

Can we? Can we join there?

Can we?

Okay hurry up there!

Okay okay take of the blanket.

Manuel take it off, we’re going to shoot now.

Okay look at her Mads.

Mamu look at the camera

Okay let’s shoot

Ready!

Looks like there’s missing.

Cris!

Join them.

Join them.

I don’t like to!

There’s a missing composition

Come on and join.

Are you kidding me?

How important this documentary to you?

Why love?

I can’t take it.

I feel sad whenever I see that no one’s buying it.

Beethoven was about to go deaf when he composed that.

The most important thing in his life is slowly fading

His sense of hearing.

But slowly, he creates something

Cris come here!

Come on!

Take it off

Take it off. You’re wasting my time. Come on!

Take it off okay? Don’t be afraid.

Let’s take this off.

Good.

There.

Okay let’s do it. Let's do this.

Be sensual, feel sensual okay?

Don’t be shy Cris!

There!

Where are you going?

Sorry, I have to go.

I have to go.

Cris, wait!

What happened to her?

Hello?

San San?

Sorry but I can’t continue the ocumentary anymore.

I know we are already reserved.

But it can’t be anymore.

It really can’t be anymore!

Hello?

Cris come over my house!

It's important.

Is there a problem?

Cris!

Moron!

Chino?

Chino? Chino?

Hi Cris! Give me your camera.

What’s that?

Camera.

Hurry!

Wear these.

Wear it!

Wear it!

I don’t like to!

Wear it!

Wear it

Hurry up!

Fuck me!

Didn’t he leave anything?

There is a note.

Can I see?

To Kris,

Buds, he spelled your name incorrectly.

That moron, it should be C not K.

To Cris, Never hang this on the wall. Chino.

I know, put this at the end of your documentary.

Voice over it.

I thought you don’t like to have anything voiced over.

As if I can do anything

This is the only thing we have

Just promise me to do it on time.

The deadline I gave you

Just submit it on time

I promise, promise, promise.

What does that painting mean?

It’s ugly!

That’s why I like it.

Once you’ve done something that you think you can’t

Even just for a while

It seems that you see everything for the first time

Jane!

Open this door!

Jane open the door! Open this door!

Jane open the door!

Jane!

I’m losing my patience, I’ll go ahead now.

That’s good, today is Sunday

It’s irritating!

We’re always late!

You’re always like that, so slow!

Hold it okay!

You’ve been screaming at me all this time

It's natural. You're too slow!

Wait there!

What are you doing here?

I should have left a while ago

But I don’t have any fare!

Hold it, I thought you don’t have money

Why are you hailing a taxi?

I don’t have money but you do

That’s why we should hurry coz we’re running late.

Can you just stop bugging me Jane?

When it’s time to sleep, you should sleep

I like what I do, it’s feels good. -What are you doing in your cave?

It was so good.

It was so good.

It seems real

You don’t have money again

Please!

I paid for the motel right?

And you’re just envious of me

Why would I envy you Because I’ve got a happy pussy

If you didn’t do anything with your situation it will definitely close! -Okay fine!

It will close if it’ll close.

I just don’t want to rush

It’s my first time anyway

Of course, I’ll give it to someone I really like

Not like you!

Maybe you’ve lost it with a call boy.

Yuck! - It's irritating!

Yuck! Call boy was your first? -You act like your so picky!

Gross!

You know Jane,

The number of us women, is more than the number of men on earth

That’s why if I were you, I’ll fish for one

Or I might get run out of it

And what’s the matter if it's a call boy?

It feels good!

Hey can we just settle for 200?

We don’t even have money to rent a motel

I don’t care, just 500!

Wow son of a bitch! Okay 500. One more!

Son of a bitch!

And Jane can you please…

How many times will I tell you? It’s feels better with someone real

Only in you first time hurts!

I bet, once you get licked, you won’t be acting like that anymore. -I'm sure.

Oh good morning sir!

Hi sir!

Did you see my new phone?

Look at Bong

Eventhough he looks abnormal, I heard he’s hiding an amulet

Where could that abnormal hide that thing?

You want me to find it out for you?

You wouldn’t know if it’s a winner

You’ll just teach him how

Hi Jane. -Yuck! You’re so gross Tina.

As if I know something

And didn’t you know that someone like him is not my type

An abnormal kid

I want someone… -You're really bad!

Yes, I’m really bad

I want someone older than me

But not so old

Someone around 30 years old.

But, I wish the body built is good

Someone that everybody respects.

That's it!

Oh gosh, where can we buy that?

Tina, he’s handsome!

You know he looks familiar

It seems like we’ve met already

You know Miss Illusionist, please!

Dreams should come at night time only

It’s too early, don’t bring it here at your work

You know, don’t oppose me.

I seldom flirt

You know...

this time I shouldn’t fail

And you know whatever happens,

I’ll seduce him.

That’s a strong fighting spirit!

Good luck to you sister!

Hi Jane!

Your buttons are open, they might peep there

Leave me alone, you rude!

Sir Ron is looking for you earlier

I told him.

Among all of us, you came in first here

Am I good?

Just die!

Hey miss there are a lot of flies

Maybe you can cover it?

You don't know they might land in there.

Don’t you like that?

Some girls out there would go tumbling just to get noticed?

But you are being mobbed.

Yet you don’t like it!

And should I be thankful because they are rude to me?

Your kind of men were rude.

It seems like they haven’t seen a panty -Oh well Jane

Panty can be seen

But a panty worn by a sexy girl like you is seldom

Hi boys!

Oh well that’s irritating

Jane that’s just panty,

Even if they peep all the time, you’ll lose nothing

They were the one’s who’s going to be in pain

Hey Jane you’ve got a boyfriend now

Maybe you might elope like your room mate

No! I’m a good girl

Good girl really?

Yeah it's okay

If you see that, tell me at once so if someone looks for it, you’ll show up something

Yuck what do you think of me?

I’m still a virgin you know!

And he might think we’re too eager

Why? It's the truth!

Oh well!

He should introduce himself first.

What's with all of you? You’re all flirt!

Move all of you! move!

What the!

Hello?

Hello? where’s Jane?

This is Bong

Is Jane there?

He says he’s Bong.

Tell him she’s not yet here and hasn’t arrived yet.

She's not here - Where did she go?

It’s late night and dangerous

He’s asking where did Jane go, it’s late night and dangerous

Why don’t you talk to him?

Hello Bong?

This is Tina, actually Jane is here

She just doesn’t want to talk to you. Because we’re talking about another man

More important than you!

It's because you act abnormally!

Hey do you like me?

Let’s go out for a drink coz I heard you have a secret.

If you’ll tell me your secret

I’ll make your eyes feverish!

Yuck gross!

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

There it got lost

You are so tactless! There it got lost

You are so tactless!

1 cup of capuccino

I know you!

I’ve seen you on tv.

Okay!

Like that, shoot shoot that ball!

Yes that’s me! Like that, Shoot shoot that ball!

Yes that’s me!

Can you sign an autograph

You're very handsome -Okay

What’s your name?

Tina

Capital T-I-N-A, Tina.

He’s so handsome!

Handsome are you popular!

Why are you making autograph like that?

Okay!

I’d beat you up.

Okay I’ll talk to you later -Jane can I talk to you?

Bong please not today, I’m busy

Then when?

You’re always avoiding me!

Why are you crazy over somebody else?

Have you replaced me?

With whom?

Come here, Bong.

The customers went out already

Can you bust it out ?

‘Coz someone might come. Please?

I’m agitated!

Hey!

Good morning, Sir!

Yeah, 1 strawberry cheesecake

1 brewed coffee and five sachets of sugar

Yes?

You’re so sweet sir.

Sorry?

I’ll just bring your food on your table.

Okay.

Okay sir.

Thank you!

How much?

Sir, that’s 506.

Thank you!

Keep the change.

He’s so handsome

He’s really handsome

Really?

Is he the lucky creature?

Jane, he’ll just fool you!

If that man in long sleeves did something bad to you

I got you!

I will take care of you

And I will treat you like a princess

Stop now, you’re just wasting your saliva

You could have given me your attention instead!

Atleast you could benefit from it.

Then we’re on

We’re on!

Leave Jane alone!

Pick me!

I will love you

When?

Why did you make that decision without telling me?

Why did you make this meeting without letting me know about it

I mean that is not proper

That is not ethical

We are partners

It shouldn’t be like that

I should know about your decision

What am I supposed to do?

What will I do?

I’ll just wait for you 'til I found out about it

No you can’t go behind my back!

I will find out eventually. Right?

Thank you.

That’s not how it should be!

We’ve been friends for a long time

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you miss.

Yeah!

No we have to talk!

There that’s okay now sis.

There. You’re ready now?

Hello?

Hello Jane.

Why are you still up?

I can’t sleep.

Oh well Bong.

I’m waiting for an important call. -For the devil.

Okay

Can you talk to me even for just 5 minutes?

I can start my work.

You know you’re rude!

It’ll be good if we’ll put it like this.

You should sleep now, that’ll be better for the two of us.

Okay bye!

Your turn.

Hurry up I’m next!

Don’t ever touch that!

Let’s go! Put it down !

Bye!

Okay bye!

Can you moan for me now?

What are you wearing?

You know what, you’re so rude!

Maybe the one I’ve been waiting is calling now, damn it!

Why is that girl doesn’t like me?

Who does she think she is?

She’s too full of herself

Maybe she wants me to court her Juday.

What do they think?

And that Tina!

Why, can they handle this?

You’ll salivate with that!

They won’t be able to taste this!

What were you thinking?

Bong after you finish that, chop the pork on the sink

Bong you’re too old, you should get circumcised.

And then it goes to ferris wheel.

Hey!

Hey! Let’s drink more!

Hey!

Sleep now, sis.

Hello?

Were you the one I’ve been waiting?

Were you the one who gave me this number?

I’m Jane. You?

I’m Louie.

Hi Louie!

Is it okay if I talk to you?

I might be disturbing you

Your wife might get mad at me

I don’t even have a girlfriend.

Who is Jane?

You'll have to look for it.

Maybe you’re old man’s wife

Cause if that’s the case then it’s better to sleep than spend time on the phone at his hour. Right?

It’s better to sleep with someone beside you at this hour.

Okay, let’s do this

Let’s meet up

Tomorrow night.

Sergeant Break in Malate.

You won’t miss it.

11 pm. Okay? See you there.

Okay!

Bye! See you then.

Bye!

The triggering assistant has now been activated

What is that?

Jane!

Up here

It’s okay she’s with me.

Okay?

Really?

Yeah!

Sorry I’m late, I fell asleep -No, no that's alright!

Actually I just arrived myself Sorry I’m late, I fell asleep -No, no that's alright!

Actually I just arrived myself

So...

So what?

You look great!

You know, aren’t you really young for me?

Maybe I should go home if you’re looking at me as a kid

Don’t!

Why don’t you come up?

So, Jane how old…

I mean how old are you?

24.

24?

By the way I took the liberty of ordering for you

Cosmopolitan.

Yeah!

Cheers?

24.

Okay, 22.

The truth is I’m 21.

I’m 20, really.

Okay, 18! I’m 18!

I’m really 18!

You want me to show you my birth certificate?

Cheers.

Delicious.

You drink a lot.

No, I’m just thirsty.

Cause I’ve been walking around looking for this place.

You didn’t take a taxi?

I’m just for Sarao jeep.

I seldom take a taxi.

FX, if there is.

But you know? What I don’t like with FX is

If you ride with someone who farts, you just have to bear with the smell

You’ve drank a lot.

I haven’t eaten yet.

That’s why I’m like this.

Let’s eat.

No, nevermind.

I’ll just go home.

Okay.

I’ll take you home.

Sorry, my room is so messy

Is it okay if I smoke?

It's okay. You can smoke first.

Sit down.

I’ll make you a coffee

I didn’t come here for that

You?

Do you want to give me coffee?

Take your clothes off.

It’s already 2am.

Someone will wake up in a bit.

Do you want to waste our time acting up?

Kiss me.

No, no.

Down there.

Slowly, slowly.

Slow down.

Slow down. Okay?

Slow down.

Don’t tell me that you’re still a virgin?

You are?

You’re still a virgin?

Really?

Don’t worry I’ll be gentle with you.

Okay.

I’ll be very gentle.

Hey Jane!

Jane tell a story.

What did you do last night?

I don’t know.

It feels good but painful.

What then?

You’re not telling if it’s big or not

Is it big?

Like this?

A bit bigger.

Like this?

A bit bigger.

Like this?

Bigger!

Like this big?

Damn! It’s too big.

Damn! Can I be the next?

The two of us can do that.

Come on! It’s big.

Stop there.

Can you leave him to me?

That’s delicious cause it’s big.

What?

Have you done a miracle last night?

What miracle are you talking about?

Here’s the evidence!

Why do you have to take it out here?

Gosh, it has your name on it.

You left it in the kitchen. -Hello?

I don’t even have a plan. -You’ve been placing your panty anywhere.

A good thing just came up. -You should have told me when.

I like to… -What happened?

It was too dark. I like to… -What happened?

It was too dark.

Then?

I want to scream but...

Then I recognized his scent.

Smells like clorox.

Really? Does it smell like clorox? -Hello?

Clorox!

Knowing that you know the smell of all men.

But of course!

It takes one to know one!

It takes one to know one.

It's because you don’t believe what I’m telling you.

Hey!

Speaking of the devil.

Is that him right?

Oh my God! You did it with him last night?

Yes, I did it with him last night.

Give him to me Jane. Come on please!

No way!

You know he’s yummy.

Handsome, smells good

Neat.

What?

Hello?

I’ll go there.

Give me five minutes. Okay?

Okay come over here in my room.

Don’t be noisy, okay?

Okay, bye!

Balot!

Jane!

Jane!

Damn it, men!

Hey Tina!

Can I copy your assignment, I wasn’t able to make last night.

Hurry up it’s 9am now!

Have you still been seeing Louie?

Yes.

When?

Last night.

Why?

Zero?

Where?

Why do you keep on asking?

He’s the man of my dreams.

Man of your dreams

Maybe it's just man in your dreams

Hurry up you’ll be late again!

Hold on! Wait!

I’m so delicious!

Are you done?

That’s why you and Jane get along well.

You’re both finger lickin’ good.

I’m delicious, right?

Jane what’s taking you so long?

I’m making it fast.

Hey! I’ll ask you something.

What is it?

Tell me the truth!

Okay!

Do you and Louie still see each other?

When and where did you meet up?

You know you’re too persistent about that

You keep on asking me that in school yesterday.

Since yesterday.

Didn’t you notice that?

I notice it.

Where then and when did you last see each other?

Yesterday in my room.

You’ve seen each other yesterday?

He called you and he went to your room.

Then you’re no longer a virgin?

- Yes. - Fool!

You’re just dreaming!

You know what, I saw you

As in please, your room

The hole there

Everyone peeps there.

-I peeped too. -really?

So, you’re peeping on me?

What is it to you? I’ve seen that before.

You don’t have a partner back then.

You're the only one. Louie, Louie!

Nothing, those were just dreams

Tina that’s just between the two of us.

Don’t tell anyone.

There’s no problem with that.

It’s good if I’m the only one who saw you.

There’s one more

There’s another one who peeped on me?

Yes!

Who?

It's Bong!

Bong? Your crush?

He saw me?

It’s him?

Yes!

What will I do?

I've already thought of a way.

We’ll do something to keep him from talking.

He will not say anything.

Hi, Bong.

You were peaking on me last night, weren't you?

What are you talking about?

Did you like what you see last night?

What are you doing?

Hold it.

Don’t wear that yet.

What did you see?

Nothing.

You were sleeping.

And then?

You were like a baby.

Is that all?

Yes, that’s all.

You know what? You’re right.

I could ask for help.

Even if I beg you.

Jane, don't!

Is that right?

Jane!

Wow, it's a spring roll!

It's like a Señorita banana!

I was really gonna get circumcised,

I'm just saving up money.

Really?

Look, it's small and undeveloped!

What the hell?!

You, Tina and my mother were the only ones who saw it.

And Sir Ron!

If you dare to tell anyone what you saw,

I'll tell everyone about your secret.

Sorry.

I won't bother you again.

You know, Bong? This is how it works.

You should fix that already.

Because it's already tensile.

Bye!

Tina, I love you so much! You were right!

Your idea is brilliant!

Thank you very much!

I really love you!

Are you done with my phone?

Yes, Sir.

Thank you, Sir.

Please don't erase the picture there yet.

Okay. Can I see it?

Sure, until whenever you want to.

If you can stand it.

It’s gross! How did you bear to take a picture?!

I was there already.

That's why I don't want to drink with a guy.

I drink whatever I can.

Just let it be.

But you know, I'm really thankful.

That's what I was telling you.

Look at that!

The man in your dreams is here.

You should have listened to Bong.

Look!

How dare you!

That's your lover boy in your dreams, my gosh!

He’s with his nanny.

Exactly! He dared in your territory!

What now?

Hey, wait!

You really got a thick face, don't you?

Aren't these enough to you?

You just used me! You even brought a girl!

Come on, speak up!

After you've taken everything from me?

You never showed up after that.

I'm not Louie.

You're not Louie?

You're even denying it!

Fuck you!

Who's that?

I don't know.