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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:03,919 - NARRATOR: Tumbling through an interdimensional vortex, 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:08,199 Warren and Lucy discover twisted versions of their own world, 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,480 always hoping the next one will be home. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,479 (VORTEX HUMS) 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:19,519 (THUD! BOTH GROAN) Oh! Oh, I hate when it does that. 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,800 (WARBLING) - Where is this? 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,679 - I dunno, but at least there's no fridges trying to kill us. 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,759 - Warren and Lucy, you are out of bounds. 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,559 You will return immediately or face... elimination! 10 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,560 - E hika! Run! 11 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,239 (INTRIGUING ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 12 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,120 Captions by Able. www.able.co.nz 13 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,640 (INTRIGUING MUSIC BUILDS) 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 (MUSIC ENDS) 15 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,599 - Elimination! Elimination! 16 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,799 - The drones are trying to kill us! 17 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,879 - In here. - Elimination! 18 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,160 Elimination! Elimination! - (GRUNTS) 19 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,399 - ECHOES: In a shock reveal, Warren and Lucy 20 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,880 have re-entered... The Game! 21 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,679 - Mum! - Oh, Hinemoa! 22 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,680 (CHUCKLES) 23 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,880 (CHUCKLES) - Mum. 24 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,040 - What happened to your tracksuits? 25 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:46,039 - Hey, um, I'm getting the feeling that we're in some kind of game. 26 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:50,240 - Dad, I hope I inherit your power of perception (!) 27 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:56,000 - Guys, this is no game. 28 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,880 DISTORTED: This is reality. 29 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,760 (DRAMATIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 30 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,400 (ZAP!) 31 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:45,679 - Contestants from Number 23 Haerewa St, 32 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,359 welcome to the first challenge. 33 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,879 - Uh, might be in some real trouble, eh? 34 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,479 At least there are no evil fridges, so I think we'll just play along 35 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,479 until we can work out what's going on. 36 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,559 - WHISPERS: Dad. - Hmm? 37 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,999 - Have you ever seen Squid Game? 38 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,279 - Is that the fishing one with Clarke Gayford in it? 39 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,360 - Whakarongo mai, korua. 40 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:06,399 - In your teams, you must choose one person to be blindfolded. 41 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,319 The other will direct their partner down a path 42 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,399 using only the power of their voices. 43 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,200 First team to raise their flag at the end wins. 44 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,559 Oh, and try not to step on... 45 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,560 (DISTORTED) the Polygons of Death. 46 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:26,359 - Um, excuse me. Can you repeat the first bit, please? 47 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,360 I was miles away. 48 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,840 What? What? What? 49 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,919 - So, um, we were given these tracksuits to wear, 50 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,599 and socks and shoes, and then, um, 51 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,159 we were driven to the place where the maze was set up ? that's the game. 52 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,799 (BUZZ! ALL CLAMOUR) 53 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,239 There was a sound, and we started the game. 54 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,240 - Neke ki maui, Warren. 55 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,479 Maui! 56 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,479 - I am going maui. Wait. 57 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,399 Maui's left, is it? - Baby, you haven't even moved. 58 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,079 - You know I get confused with left and right. Gee. Argh! 59 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:04,039 Hika ma! That's electrified. - Well, that's why I said left. 60 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,119 - Warren and Hine are off to a shocking start, 61 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,639 as Warren struggles to understand the complicated notion 62 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,279 of left... and right. - (BABBLES SARCASTICALLY) 63 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,279 Shut up. - Left. 64 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,279 Left. Left! Left! 65 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,360 Like, 'I left you.' - Hey. 66 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,239 - Yeah. OK, now turn 37 degrees nor'east 67 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,999 and take five half-yard strides. - What?! 68 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,239 Just use normal instructions. 69 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,239 - It's not my fault you didn't take nautical training. 70 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,720 - Hey.No onehas taken nautical training! 71 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,239 - Yes, Bo ? that's perfect. 72 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,439 Now walk forward for two medium steps. 73 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,359 - Got it. - Bo's heart rate seems to rise 74 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,359 every time Lucy speaks. 75 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,359 - Ooh. Ignore that. 76 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,479 - Bo's cheeks are flushed red. 77 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,239 Are those these the signs of young love? 78 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:54,039 - Argh! Shut up, Sauron, you massive eyehole! 79 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,719 - (CHUCKLES) Eyehole. (LAUGHS) 80 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,719 - Focus! 81 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,719 Five steps. 82 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,719 E rima nga hikoi. 83 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,719 - Tahi, rua, 84 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,079 toru, wha? - Stop! 85 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,319 - What, what, what? What, what? - You're about to step on a polygon. 86 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,319 - Polly who? - Oh... 87 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,119 - I don't know anything about reality TV, to be honest. 88 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:18,080 Uh, I accidentally watched Naked Attraction once. 89 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:22,320 People weren't very attractive, but they were... very naked. 90 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,719 - I'm tired of being told what to do by you. 91 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,999 For the last 20 years, you kept telling me what do to. 92 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,159 - Yeah, and you were blind for those 20 years as well, 93 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,599 so nothing's changed! - Oh, ha ha ha (!) 94 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,599 I see what you did there. You know what? 95 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,279 For 20 years, you tell me, 96 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,799 'Oh, you can't cut your toenails in the kitchen.' 97 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,999 20 years, you tell me, 'Oh, leave the toilet lid down.' 98 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,559 For 20 years, you tell me, 'We can't do it in the frozen-produce section 99 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,119 'at the supermarket, because it's?' - ...unhygienic. 100 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,440 - Let me finish! 101 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,359 '...because it's unhygienic.' 102 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,919 Well, you know what? I can do whatever I wanna do! 103 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:57,399 OK? I don't have to stand right here, cos I'm gonna stand... 104 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,400 right... here. 105 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,560 (ZAP!) - (GASPS) 106 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,799 (SCREAMS) 107 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,800 He's gone! - Uh-oh. 108 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,840 Murray is our first contestant to be... (DISTORTED) eliminated. 109 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:14,319 - When Murray and I broke up, I decided he was dead to me. 110 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,600 And now he actuallyisdead. 111 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:21,560 Sorry ? does anyone have, like, one to three bottles of wine handy? 112 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,760 - I smell a conspiracy, OK? Because if you think... 113 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,479 My body's disappeared. What, you've taken my body? 114 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:37,599 As if zapping us with lasers wasn't enough, and now you're taking... 115 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,399 It's the green tracksuit on the green screen. 116 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,400 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 117 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,560 - Mm. 118 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,200 Hmm? 119 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,560 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) 120 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,479 - Not Mrs Schrodinger! (ZAP!) 121 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,800 - Argh! (COUGHS) 122 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,840 - (SIGHS) - Oh! 123 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,839 (CAT MEOWS, URINE TRICKLES) 124 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,519 Oh, now the cat's using her ashes as a litter tray. 125 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,119 Bad cat! 126 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:51,239 (CAT YOWLS) - Some sneaky players have emerged. 127 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,479 It seems an alliance is forming between Hine, 128 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,159 Warren and Lucy. - It's not an alliance! 129 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,839 We're whanau! - Yeah. Yeah, you tell him, 130 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,599 alternate Hinemoa. - Thanks, alternate babe. 131 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,919 - ECHOES: Contestants who are still alive, 132 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,600 make your way to Tribal Council. 133 00:08:08,231 --> 00:08:12,079 - Here's some shots you've already seen 134 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,359 but have probably already forgotten. 135 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,519 - I'm gonna stand right... here. 136 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,520 (ZAP! BOOM!) - (GASPS) 137 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,239 (SCREAMS) 138 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,520 And then it was the ad break. 139 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:26,200 - Contestants, you must vote for someone to be eliminated. 140 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,199 - Um, can I vote for people who say 'Hashtag Not All Men'? 141 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,799 - ECHOES: Let the voting begin. 142 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,800 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 143 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,560 - (CLEARS THROAT) 144 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:52,119 - The votes have been counted. The first person voted out of The Game 145 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,839 at Number 23 Haerewa St 146 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:58,520 and the second person to be eliminated is... 147 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,560 Laurel. (ALL GASP) 148 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,680 - Oh my... Oh my God! 149 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,839 I've got a few things to say. 150 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,920 First of all, RIP Murray. 151 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,159 He might have been a wet fart of a husband, but he was a good man. 152 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:23,119 Second of all, Bo, you will always be my baby boy. 153 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,039 And I would like to say that I am extremely proud 154 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,279 of how I conducted myself in this game. 155 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:32,079 I stayed true to myself. I was honest. 156 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,399 I was respectful to my fellow contestants, 157 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,400 so you can all suck my big fat? (ZAP!) 158 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,279 - Oh! - (WHIMPERS) Mum. 159 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,760 - ECHOES: The Game has spoken. 160 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,599 It's room-makeover time. 161 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,959 Contestants must make over their rooms, 162 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,959 but they'll only have 163 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,959 60 seconds. 164 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,960 (CLANK!) 165 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,279 - We have to make over this entire room in 60 seconds? 166 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,439 It takes me longer just to put my jeans on. 167 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,920 - I could help. - Ew. Shut up, alternate Bo. 168 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,239 - I have been to every design class for real-estate beginners 169 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,639 my work had to offer. I know how to mix patterns 170 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,239 and create a feature wall. - How can a wall be a feature, 171 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,919 yeah? It is a structural necessity invented 172 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,239 by the Bavarian Illuminati in the 18th century. 173 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,239 - What do you think of these bad boys? 174 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,799 - Hmm. So, this challenge seems way less dangerous than the last one. 175 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,559 - Shh. Don't jinx it. - And there's just one more thing. 176 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,639 While you're carrying out the challenge, 177 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,519 the rooms will be slowly filling up 178 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,519 with poisonous gas. 179 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,600 (DOOR SLAMS, GAS HISSES) 180 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,439 - Ah, yip ? there it is. - Good luck, teams. 181 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,440 Your time starts... 182 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,079 now. (BUZZ!) 183 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,080 - (HUMS) 184 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,839 - (GRUNTS) 185 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,520 (HISSING) - What are you doing?! 186 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,839 - It's the best way to get the ideal hang. 187 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,399 Now I just need to find out where the studs are. 188 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,839 - We have 60 seconds. Just put it on the wall! 189 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,199 - Well, it's gonna all over the place ? I'm just saying, babe. 190 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,199 Where did I put that hammer? Oh, yeah. 191 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,280 (BOTH GRUNT) - The chair! 192 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,399 - There. (BOTH GRUNT) 193 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,400 (HISSING) 194 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,600 (GRUNTS) 195 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,400 (SPLASH!) - One of these. One of these. 196 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,920 I've got a good level. I'll cut anyway. (HUMS) 197 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,239 Babe, is there a pencil over there? 198 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,679 - Right. It's just a light cushion chop in the middle, 199 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,479 with the side of your hand ? hi-ya. 200 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,119 Give it a go. 201 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,239 Darren! 202 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:39,400 It's a pillow! Be a masseuse, not a chiropractor. 203 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,679 Go paint that wall apricot. 204 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,560 Right now. Don't forget the paint. 205 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,759 I'm so angry, Darren. Honestly. 206 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,760 (HISSING) 207 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,079 - Argh! 208 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,080 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 209 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,839 Does it look homey? (COUGHS) - I don't know! 210 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:04,039 - (COUGHS) I don't know if I can hold on. 211 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,520 I think this could be it, Warren. (COUGHS) 212 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,999 - Honey, shut your mouth. - Excuse me? 213 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,399 - I mean cover your mouth and hold your breath. 214 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,400 - (SHRIEKS) 215 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,679 - Lucy! 216 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,639 Cover your mouth with something and hold your breath! 217 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,640 (HISSING) 218 00:12:25,491 --> 00:12:29,839 - Yeah, it's all about how you control the roller 219 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,839 to give a smooth and structured finish. 220 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,839 Of course you don't wanna leave a wet edge, and? 221 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,559 - No one cares that you painted a wall, Mr Mansplainer. 222 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:41,040 I'm the one that made this room come alive. 223 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,759 (BUZZ!) 224 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,760 - (GASPS) 225 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:52,079 - Warren and Hine went the shabby chic route 226 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,760 but only got as far as the shabby. 227 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,279 Lucy and Bo have gone for the car-crash aesthetic. 228 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,839 Unfortunately, they've nailed it, 229 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,159 and they're our worst-performing team. 230 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,839 They're our frontrunners for elimination. 231 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,959 Ian and Darren have pulled off a stunner. 232 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,919 Beautiful use of colour really ties in this contemporary look. 233 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,319 These are clearly our frontrunners. 234 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,320 But hang on ? oh no. 235 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,559 It looks like they've been overcome by the toxic gas. 236 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:28,319 Their room took our breath away, and looks like theirs as well. 237 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,320 Lucy and Bo are safe. 238 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,199 - Hmm? - Dad. Dad, 239 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,639 we need to be on the same team. If I stay with Puppy Boy over there, 240 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,799 I'll be ash in minutes. I say we ditch our partners 241 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,839 and form our own team. - But what about your mum? 242 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,839 - She's not my mum, and she's not your wife. 243 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,359 - Yeah, but she looks really good in that tracksuit, though. 244 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,679 Like... Mmm. - Dad, 245 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,879 focus. I'll go tell Bo; you go tell Mum. 246 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,880 Fake Mum. 247 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:03,240 - Oh no. Bo has left the gaming area and will be eliminated. 248 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,359 - No, I was just chasing a butterfly. 249 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,359 (ZAP!) - No, no, no, no, no, no! (SCREAMS) 250 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,360 - Bo! 251 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,919 - Ah, at least you don't have to tell him you're dumping him. 252 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,559 - Contestants, there are now no more teams. 253 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,199 We've moved on to individual challenges 254 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,400 to find one single winner. 255 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,439 - Result. I don't have to break up with Hinemoa anymore. 256 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,519 - Dad ? 257 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,520 'one single winner'. 258 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,039 - You two, haere mai. 259 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,040 - (CLEARS THROAT) Ooh. 260 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,199 - It's time for the Feed Your Fear Challenge. 261 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,239 - Yum. - Oh, no, we're gonna have to eat 262 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,239 gross animal parts, aren't we? 263 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,639 - Oh. Oh, well, we can cope with that, Luce ? we can cope with any 264 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,199 vile, disgusting thing they put in front of us. 265 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:55,599 - In a shock twist, we're bringing in a wild-card entry to the game ? 266 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,759 the winner of The Game at Number 21 267 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,720 Haerewa St, Officer Phil Doyle. 268 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,080 - Gidday, gidday. 269 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,480 Bon appetities, eh? Bon appetities. 270 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:13,240 Ooh, something smells good, and it ain't my aftershave. 271 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,679 - ECHOES: Contestants, prepare to face your culinary fears. 272 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,680 Remove your lids. 273 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,079 Hinemoa must eat three-week-old raw fish 274 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,160 from tail to head. - Oh no. 275 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,720 - Lucy must eat sheep droppings. 276 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:37,000 - Oh, what are the odds? - Warren has to eat pig sphincters. 277 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:41,239 - What a bummer, mate. - They don't look so bad. 278 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,599 Wait. What's a sphincter again? - WHISPERS: Bum hole. 279 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,599 - You monsters. 280 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,439 - While our wildcard, Phil, has to eat... 281 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,440 a delicious jam scone. 282 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,759 - WHIMPERS: Oh no (!) - Oh, come on! 283 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,919 I gotta eat a bum hole! - Bottoms up, Harrison. (CHUCKLES) 284 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,199 Oh, wait. There's no cream here. 285 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,079 Ooh, thank you very much. 286 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,079 - You'll have 60 seconds to eat everything on your plates. 287 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,479 Are you ready, contestants? 288 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,479 - ALL: Ready. 289 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,480 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 290 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,159 - These are way chewier than I expected. And no flavour. Wait. 291 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,560 My Stanky Steve's hot sauce. 292 00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:27,119 - Dad, I can't do this. - You want some hot sauce? 293 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,120 - No! 294 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,599 - Babe, what are you doing? - I'm not eating mine. 295 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,479 Lucy, if you just eat one of those, then I'll be eliminated and not you. 296 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,479 - But, Mum? - Lucy Koha Harrison, 297 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,880 you do as you're told and you eat that poo! 298 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,880 - I can't! It's poo! 299 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,280 - Eat the poo, bubba. 300 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,440 I'll be OK. 301 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,040 - (GAGS) 302 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:02,679 - Time's up. It looks like Hine hasn't even touched her fish, 303 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,759 so she'll be eliminated. 304 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,760 - (COUGHING) 305 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,920 (COUGHING) 306 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,679 (COUGHS) - What's wrong with him? 307 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,839 - (GROANS, COUGHS) - I dunno. 308 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,839 - (CHOKES) - But wait ? 309 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,639 it seems Phil has an undisclosed jam allergy. 310 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,640 - (CHOKES) - Oh no. Poor guy's dying. 311 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,320 - (GASPS) - Yep. 312 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,959 - At least I got to watch you eat bum holes, Harrison. 313 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,240 - Yep. - And it was glorious. 314 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,959 - And gone. 315 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,959 - (SIGHS) 316 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,959 - (GASPS) 317 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,960 - (SNIFFLES) - Sadly, 318 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,439 Hine will still need to be eliminated. 319 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,840 - Eh? That's not fair! - What? 320 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,679 - Hoki mai taku tau. (GASPS) 321 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,680 (BOOM!) - Ooh! 322 00:17:48,681 --> 00:17:53,279 - I hate it when your wife who's not really your wife 323 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,119 gets blasted off the face of the Earth. 324 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,399 It really dampens the mood. 325 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,600 - Just two players remain. 326 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,800 One will win. One... will be eliminated. 327 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,760 - OK. Honey, listen. 328 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:13,039 Your mum who's not your mum sacrificed herself for you. 329 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,039 So now it's my turn. OK? 330 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,639 No, no. You have to win, and you make it home. 331 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,879 So I'm gonna make damn sure that I fail. 332 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,879 No matter what the next challenge is, 333 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,279 I'm gonna be the worst in the world at it. OK? 334 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:29,239 I'm gonna fail like no one's ever failed before. 335 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,159 - Welcome to the final Backyard Barbecue Challenge. 336 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,159 - Oh no! 337 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,639 - Contestants, you are required to 338 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,519 cook the perfect medium-rare steak. - Of course. 339 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,599 - And who will judge the perfect barbecued steak? 340 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,600 - Who? 341 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:50,679 - Stanky Steve, creator of Stanky Steve's world-famous hot sauce. 342 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,279 - SOUTHERN U.S. ACCENT: Stanky Steve's hot sauce ? 343 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,119 it's stank-tastic. May cause explosive diarrhoea. 344 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,319 - Y'all know ? if it don't stank, 345 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,319 it ain't in the bank. 346 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,400 - Tena koe, e te rangatira. 347 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:05,479 - WHISPERS: Who is that? - He's only the greatest barbecuer 348 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,439 who ever lived, next to Liam Neeson's personal chef. 349 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,959 - Please welcome your second judge, 350 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:16,040 Liam Neeson's personal chef, Mike O'Shaunessy. 351 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,759 - I feel like I'm being ripped apart 352 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,759 by joy and sadness. 353 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,960 - Grillers ready? - Ready. 354 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,919 - Yeah. - And... grill! 355 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,920 (BUZZ!) 356 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,359 - (WHIMPERS) 357 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,360 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 358 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,160 Doesn't even matter. Doesn't matter. 359 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,760 Have you got a good sear on one side? 360 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,559 - I think so. - Good. Uh, 361 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,679 another two minutes, and then take it off. 362 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,680 - What are you gonna do? 363 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,959 - I'm gonna burn my steak. 364 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,679 But you ? you have to watch that like a hawk, 365 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,719 and in approximately... 35 seconds, you're gonna take it off the grill. 366 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,599 Do you understand? - I understand. 367 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,799 - It's been a pleasure grilling with you, Lucy Harrison. 368 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800 (SIZZLING) 369 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,840 (WHIMPERS) 370 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,879 WHISPERS: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. (SNIFFLES) 371 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,880 Argh! 372 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,880 (WHIMPERS, SNIFFLES, SOBS) 373 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,800 (GROANS) Thank you, darling. 374 00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:31,919 Yeah. (WHIMPERS) - Warren's steak is more 375 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:37,000 eye-watering than mouthwatering. - (WHIMPERS) This sucks. 376 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,759 - Lucy must bring her plate up to the judges. 377 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,760 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 378 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,160 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 379 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,360 - Stank-tastic! 380 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,800 - Oh my God. You actually liked it. 381 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:32,399 - You know, I'm quite taken with this. Well done. 382 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,400 (UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC) 383 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,879 And finally, Warren must bring his plate forward 384 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,880 for judgement. 385 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,879 - (MOUTHS) 386 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,880 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 387 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,200 (STEAK CRUNCHES) 388 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,120 (FORK SCRAPES) 389 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,960 - (GAGS) 390 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,479 I have tasted roadkill 391 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,399 after a forest fire 392 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,680 that tasted better'n this. 393 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,680 - I'm not eating that. No way. 394 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,079 - And so salty! 395 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:36,040 - This is quite literally the saddest day of my entire life. 396 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,080 Thank you. 397 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:48,880 - SOUTHERN U.S. ACCENT: The winner of the Barbecue Challenge is... 398 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,959 Lucy. 399 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,959 - (SNIFFLES) 400 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,919 Thank you for burning your steak for me, Dad. 401 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,599 I know it was really hard for you. 402 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,319 - It was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do 403 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,720 in my entire life, but I'd do it all again, 404 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,039 cos for you, sweetheart, I'd do anything. 405 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,840 - Warren, it's elimination time. 406 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,999 - (GASPS) 407 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,280 - Whoa. How did that happen? 408 00:23:18,281 --> 00:23:20,879 - This ? us supporting each other ? 409 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,519 must be the key to opening the vortex. 410 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,679 - All right, hon, let's bloody Jonah Lomu it. 411 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,080 - Who? - Just run it straight! 412 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,440 (ZAP!) 413 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,079 - He's been 'Taken'. 414 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,919 (INTRIGUING ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 415 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,479 - We're not back. 416 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,760 And I'm pretty sure this is not our home. 417 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,599 - Three bedroom, two bathroom. Central... 418 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,239 - ...very reluctant seller. - What more can you ask for? 419 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,719 - It's a picket-fence haven. 420 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,079 - Is this a clone world? 421 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,080 (LASERS ZAP) 422 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,399 They're robots. Cheese it! 423 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,799 And we still can't afford to have a roof over our heads. 424 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,839 We live in boxes. 425 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,840 - You live in what? 426 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,680 - Oh, we didn't save the day at all, did we? 427 00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:06,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31922

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