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Oh, thanks, son.
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Here. Buy yourself
something expensive.
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Who's the telegram from, Bub?
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I don't know... I never
read 'em till I open 'em.
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Hmm... Flats Jensen.
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Well, I'm sure I can get a
reservation on that 10:00 plane.
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Oh, you've already
made it for me.
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Okay, Ed. Good-bye.
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Hey, Steve. Hmm?
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I just got a telegram
from old Flats Jensen.
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He's sick again. Oh, I'm
sorry to hear that, Bub.
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Yeah, so I'll have to be
leaving you for a few days.
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Well, when do you
plan on leaving?
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Right now. He not
only needs a nurse,
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but he's got to have
somebody to run that theater
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for him over there in Plainview.
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Yeah. I just told Ed Drake
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I'd be on the 10:00
plane to Minneapolis.
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Oh, gosh, can't you put it off?
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I hate like the dickens
to think of poor old Flats
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lying there sick and
nobody to take care of him.
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I know, Bub. You've got to go.
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I'll, uh, I'll call Ed back... maybe I
can make some other arrangements.
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Well, I wish you could.
Well, why don't you both go?
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Well, we can't very
well both go, Mike.
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Well, why not? I haven't got
any more classes this week.
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I'll take care of the house.
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Well, it's a big responsibility.
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What responsibility?
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Sitting around the house all day
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waiting for Chip and Rob
to come home from school?
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Is that all you think
I do around here?
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Of course not... I know there's
a little more to it than that.
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A little more?
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I wish you had an idea of
all that goes on around here.
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Uh, he didn't mean
it that way, Bub.
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When I spoke of responsibility,
Mike, I didn't mean housework.
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Although that is important.
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I meant, uh, well,
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there are problems
that could come up.
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Oh, look, Dad, if I'm old
enough to-to go to college
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and-and shave and
be eligible for the draft,
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then I think I can
handle any little crisis
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that would come up around here.
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Wait a minute, just because
you got a B-plus in debating
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don't think you can push
your dad around, junior.
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No, Mike's got a point, Bub.
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As hard as it is for us
to believe, he is an adult.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Why, it was just the other day
we cancelled his diaper service.
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Uh, Bub, if, uh, if I had a
friend from my vaudeville days
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who was calling me
from a sick bed, uh,
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I wouldn't stand around
shooting the breeze, I'd pack.
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Mm-hmm. He's
an adult, all right.
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A sneaky adult.
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Now, Mike, uh, I gave
you the money, didn't I?
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Oh, yeah, I'm all set.
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Don't worry about us,
Dad. Yeah, we'll be okay.
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Uh, Dad, will you tell them
once more before you leave?
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I want to make sure
they get the message.
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Mike is the boss... do
you fellas understand that?
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Now, remember,
you eat when he says,
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you go to bed when he says,
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and you do your homework
when he says. Okay.
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You hear that? Yeah, but
tell him he can't smack us.
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Aw... Smack 'em!
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Rob, did I ever
hit... Yes, you have.
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Well, I never hit you, did I?
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No, but the temptation
might be too much.
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We don't want him to smack you.
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Good-bye, Rob. Bye, Dad.
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Just use good common sense,
and everybody'll get along fine.
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And remember to wash your ears.
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We'll be back as soon as
we can. Good-bye, Mike.
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So long. BUB: Bye, gang.
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Bye. Boy, this is gonna be neat.
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Yeah.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Now, get upstairs and
get dressed for school.
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Aw, Mike, all you have to do
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is just write a note
to Mrs. Bergen.
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Yeah, and tell her he's
got crayon poisoning.
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Okay, come on, Chip, upstairs.
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Aw, that's all we
need around here
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is a brother who
thinks he's a dad.
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Wouldn't you know
he'd start goofing off
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the minute Bub and
Dad got out of sight?
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Yeah, I can just see
myself writing an excuse.
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Yeah.
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Hey, what are you reading
your Spanish book for?
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Well, I figured I'd catch up
on my studies; I'm way behind.
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Yeah, well, you'll
be late for school...
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You got to get
going in ten minutes.
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Well, I thought I'd catch
up on all my back Spanish.
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Oh, gee, then I got
to start memorizing
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those 24 lines from Shakespeare.
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In ten minutes?
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Oh, brother, and I got to put
about 12 theorems in my notebook,
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and after that... All
right, Robbie, upstairs.
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No, listen, Mike, I'm not
trying to goof off like Chip.
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I just figured I'd put in
the whole day catching up.
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I'm supposed to write
an excuse, I suppose.
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Heck, no... I'll write
it; you just sign it.
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Look, Rob, you and Chip
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better get this
through your heads:
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just because Bub
and Dad aren't here
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doesn't mean you're gonna
get away with anything.
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Quit shoving, will you?
What do you think you are,
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some kind of a Tiberius
Caesar or something?
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You're probably the kind of guy
that-that would become a dictator
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if you were given just an
inch of power or something.
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Yeah, well, I'm not
a-a peasant or a serf
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or one of those
slave girls or anything.
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Okay.
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Well, I-I'd love to.
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Oh, no, I can't go tonight.
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Well, that's another
part of the deal.
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Dad's paying me
extra for baby-sitting.
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I'm gonna come out of this thing
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smelling like a
rose... A rich rose.
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Wait a minute,
there's the doorbell.
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Uh, come in.
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Uh, somebody's here;
can I call you back?
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Okay.
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Hello.
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Hello, dear.
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Are your folks home?
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Uh, no, they're not, but,
uh, I'm running the house.
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Good for you!
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Why I'm here is, I need votes.
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Votes?
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Yes, dear.
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It's a kind of a neighborhood
personality poll thing.
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If I get enough votes, I
get a free trip to Rome!
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W-Well, if it'll do any
good, I'll vote for you.
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You will?
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Well, sure. What
do I have to do?
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Well, that'll cost
you three dollars
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for a two-year subscription.
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Any magazine on the list.
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The monthly magazines
are a dollar extra.
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The bi-monthlies you get for...
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Hello?
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Oh... hello, Mrs. Bergen.
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No, they're not.
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But, uh, I'm Chip's guardian
for the next few days.
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You want me to come
down to school now?
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What did Chip do?
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I'll tell you what he did.
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Chip was an uncooperative
citizen during recess.
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He was?
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We were choosing
sides for a softball game,
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and he refused to be
chosen by Mary Lou here.
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Yeah?
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The school can only go so far
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in these disciplinary
problems, Mr. Douglas,
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and then we feel it's
time to call in the parents
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or the guardians.
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Yeah, well, sure.
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Uh... Chip, why didn't you
want to be on Mary Lou's team?
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'Cause she cheats.
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I do not.
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You do, too. If
her team's losing
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she beats everybody
up until she wins.
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She beats up the boys, too?
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Sure. She's a
real terrible girl.
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Chip Douglas!
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Do you... do you want
to lose some petals
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from your courtesy daisy?
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No, ma'am.
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Then you'd better
apologize to Mary Lou.
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Well, come on, get it over with.
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I got to get home and
make a shopping list.
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Well, I-I don't think
"getting it over with"
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is the point in
question, Mr. Douglas.
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Chip must realize that he
must be courteous to a lady.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, Chip... you shouldn't
go around telling people
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that this little girl
beats people up.
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But she does.
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Last week she knocked
William Toomey's teeth
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clear across the
basketball court.
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Oh, Chip Douglas! I'm
sure that if that were true,
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William Toomey would
have come to me and told me.
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No, he wouldn't... who
wants everybody to know
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that a girl can knock
your teeth that far?
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All right, Chip, now,
apologize to Mary Lou.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, fine.
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Now, you may both go out
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and enjoy the rest of
your gymnasium period.
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Yeah?
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I'm awfully glad
you could come over,
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Mr. Douglas.
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I-I didn't like to call...
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Somebody answer the phone!
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Hello?
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Robbie! What's the big idea?
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Didn't I ask you to come
straight home from school today?
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No, you can't stay
over at Hank's.
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Look, Rob, I want you
guys to stick close to home
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while Dad and Bub are away.
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I don't care how many
driver's licenses Hank has;
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you come home.
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All right, all right,
bring him with you,
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but you be here in 20 minutes.
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Okay.
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All right, you guys, scram.
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And stay out of those cookies.
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Can I swallow this one
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I already got halfway
down my throat?
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Yes.
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Can Sudsy stay for dinner?
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Oh, I don't know, Chip.
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Rob's bringing Hank over, and
I just bought a little hamburger.
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You want me to
go in the other room
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so you can talk about me?
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No, Sudsy, you can stay.
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Okay. My mom says I
can stay all night, too.
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Let's go.
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Hey, Chip.
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Cut it out, will you?
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Oh, I don't know. Hang on.
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She says how come your dad
didn't buy an automatic shift?
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Well, I don't know, I guess
he likes the other kind better.
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He doesn't know, he guesses
he likes the other kind better.
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Yeah. Okay, you
guys, table's clear.
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How about somebody getting
his carcass in the kitchen
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and washing the dishes?
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Okay, Marilyn, we'll
be by in a little while.
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Sure. Oh, don't
worry about that.
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Hank's a real good driver.
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I said, how about somebody
getting in the kitchen
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and washing the dishes?
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Yeah, we'll be
over in a little while.
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This time I'm not
asking, I'm telling.
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Oh, yeah, he needs a little
work on his parallel parking.
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Yeah.
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Hey, come on, I was just
talking to Marilyn Turnthurston!
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I don't care if you're
talking to Betsy Ross!
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Now, I had a day around
here that won't quit... I had to go
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down and get Chip out
of a jam at his school,
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do the shopping,
cook the stupid meal,
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and if somebody doesn't
get in there and do something,
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they're gonna get belted!
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Boy, he sounds
just like my mother.
247
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,327
Hank, I'm sorry,
but you better leave.
248
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,796
Chip and Sudsy,
get in the dining room
249
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,752
and start your homework.
250
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,031
And Robbie, get in that kitchen!
251
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,055
Now, wait a minute.
252
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,524
Good night, Hank.
253
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,097
You know what you're
going to grow up to be?
254
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,866
A boys' vice principal.
255
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:35,867
Okay, okay.
256
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,034
I'm going, I'm going.
257
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,948
But you just better enjoy
this while you can, man,
258
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,650
because one of these
days, I'm going to put on
259
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,840
about 30 pounds, and then...
260
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,008
and then you better
watch out, Mabel.
261
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,412
Hello.
262
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,047
Oh. Hi, Dad.
263
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,761
Hi, Mike. I just
thought I'd call up
264
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,413
and see how everything
went the first day.
265
00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:55,453
Uh, swell.
266
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,956
We, uh, just finished dinner,
267
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,842
Chip and Sudsy are studying,
and Rob's doing the dishes.
268
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,159
Robbie's washing the dishes?
269
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,622
Now, how did you
arrange that, Mike?
270
00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,012
And I want the truth.
271
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,625
Well, it's... it's not
what you're thinking.
272
00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:08,582
I mean, all I did
was talk to him.
273
00:11:08,651 --> 00:11:11,936
I may have gotten a little loud,
but, uh, all I used was words.
274
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,638
Yeah, that's all right.
275
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,107
Uh, Chip and Sudsy are
doing their homework, huh?
276
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,242
Yeah. Sudsy's
spending the night.
277
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,623
Oh, now, I don't think that's
such a good idea, Mike.
278
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,608
Uh, I think maybe you
better send Sudsy home.
279
00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:23,632
Why?
280
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:24,782
What can happen?
281
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,262
Well, a lot of
things can happen.
282
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,453
I mean, uh... well,
maybe you're right.
283
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,789
Well, I'll get away from
here as soon as I can.
284
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,358
Quit worrying, will you, Dad?
285
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,937
I've got everything
under control.
286
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,177
I'm sure you have, Mike.
287
00:11:36,245 --> 00:11:37,178
I'll see you.
288
00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:38,246
Good-bye.
289
00:11:38,315 --> 00:11:39,964
Okay. Good-bye.
290
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,004
Mike, what do I do if
the sink's all stopped up
291
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,584
and there's water running
all over the kitchen!?
292
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,852
Well, don't just stand there!
293
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:50,919
Grab a mop. Relax!
294
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,477
Relax. It... it didn't happen.
295
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,112
I just wondered what
I'd do if it did happen.
296
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,515
Hardy har har.
297
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,334
What do you want, Sudsy?
298
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,970
I don't feel good.
299
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,305
You don't?
300
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,040
Uh-uh.
301
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,177
Well... where do you hurt?
302
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,013
In my stomach.
303
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,921
I think I got a
strepto-cockeye or something.
304
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,427
Well, you don't feel hot.
305
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,762
What does your mother usually do
306
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,798
when you get like this?
307
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,901
She just puts a towel by my
bed and goes back to sleep.
308
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,405
Hey, Sudsy, what
are you doing here?
309
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,106
I'm sick.
310
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,508
I want to go home.
311
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,177
Okay, Sudsy.
312
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:03,781
Sure hate to wake your
folks at this time of night.
313
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,049
We had a plain dinner.
314
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,579
I don't think that could
have made you sick.
315
00:13:06,603 --> 00:13:09,163
Maybe you put too much
honey on your hamburgers.
316
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,605
Yeah.
317
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:13,974
You put honey on
your hamburgers?
318
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,242
Sure.
319
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,844
But why?
320
00:13:16,913 --> 00:13:19,473
'Cause we couldn't
find the powdered sugar.
321
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,099
I don't think he's sick.
322
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,912
He's just scared 'cause
he's sleeping over
323
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,453
at somebody else's house.
324
00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:26,754
Go on back to bed.
325
00:13:26,822 --> 00:13:28,656
Come on, Sudsy.
We'll call your folks.
326
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,284
If a lady answers,
it'll be my mother,
327
00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:33,887
'cause my father's in Chicago.
328
00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:51,578
Hello?
329
00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:53,731
Oh, hello. Mrs. Pfeiffer?
330
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,999
This is Mike Douglas.
331
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,168
I'm sorry to waken
you at this time of night,
332
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,203
but Sudsy says he's sick.
333
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:00,354
Sick?
334
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,739
What's the matter?
335
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,108
Oh, I don't think it's
anything too serious.
336
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,745
He's got a stomachache,
says he has a streptococcus
337
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,580
and wants to come home.
338
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,283
There's nothing to
worry about, Mike.
339
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,831
He probably had a nightmare
and he's just a little frightened.
340
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,420
Oh.
341
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,106
Well, uh, what'll I do?
342
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:21,426
Well, I'll tell you what
we do when this happens.
343
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,511
We let him sleep with one of us.
344
00:14:23,579 --> 00:14:25,212
You do? Yes.
345
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,765
If it worries you, I'll
come over and get him.
346
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,668
Oh, no. Th-That's-That's
okay, Mrs. Pfeiffer.
347
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,770
Thank you. Good night.
348
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,177
Let's go back to my room.
349
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,109
♪ ♪
350
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,613
Oh, slow down.
351
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,826
Your eggs are on the table.
352
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,417
We can't. We're late.
353
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,218
What do you mean?
354
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,854
I made eggs and
cereal and toast.
355
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,289
Yeah, but if we're
late once more,
356
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,824
Mrs. Bergen's
gonna cut our throats.
357
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:03,328
Not only that. She'll take three
petals off our promptness daisy.
358
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,029
See ya!
359
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,031
Bye.
360
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,570
I had a very nice
time at your house.
361
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,572
Thank you.
362
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,910
I suppose you haven't got
enough time to eat, either.
363
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,279
Oh, sure. I got plenty of time.
364
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,281
Hank's picking me
up in his dad's car.
365
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,432
Hank's father sure is
generous with that car.
366
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,621
Well, it's not that.
367
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,024
It's mainly that his
dad is in Europe.
368
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,026
Hey, Mike, if Marilyn
Turnthurston calls,
369
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,538
tell her I'll be over
right after dinner.
370
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,296
But you won't.
371
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,998
Well, she's expecting me.
372
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,078
I told her that we could horse
around with Shakespeare
373
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,645
for English Lit.
Well, just make plans
374
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,363
to horse around with
Shakespeare over here, will ya?
375
00:16:45,387 --> 00:16:48,372
Aw, come on, Mike.
Quit playing papa, will ya?
376
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,190
I'm not playing papa, Robbie.
377
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,003
I'm trying to do
what I think is best.
378
00:16:52,027 --> 00:16:53,972
Now, I told you guys,
I want you to stay here
379
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,236
where I can keep an eye on you.
380
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,531
You know what's
wrong with you, Mike?
381
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,600
You've got a big-head complex.
382
00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:02,236
Now, what's wrong with going
over King Lear with Marilyn?
383
00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:03,855
There's nothing's wrong with it,
384
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,818
only you're not
doing it on my time!
385
00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,541
Yeah? And suppose I do?
386
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:12,913
Look, Rob... Don't
you understand
387
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:16,000
that Dad left me here
to look after you guys.
388
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,980
And I want Dad and
Bub to come back
389
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,204
and find everything
just the way they left it.
390
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,825
There's something
to this responsibility bit
391
00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:26,527
that I didn't know about before.
392
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:29,430
All you really want is to
foul me up w-with Marilyn
393
00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:30,998
and Hank and all my friends!
394
00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,378
How do you think it sounds
when I tell them I can't stay out
395
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:35,769
because I have to report
home to my big brother?!
396
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,398
I don't care how it
sounds. You're gonna do it.
397
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,643
I don't care. You can
hate me all you want,
398
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:45,879
but only don't call
it "responsibility."
399
00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:48,415
Wait a minute, Rob.
400
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,485
Rob?
401
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,823
Hello?
402
00:17:55,892 --> 00:17:57,508
Oh. Hi, Bub.
403
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,478
Hi. I just thought I'd check
and see how things were going.
404
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,979
Uh, fine.
405
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,143
Are you getting the kids
off to school all right?
406
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,067
Yeah.
407
00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:08,669
Matter of fact, uh, Rob just
went out the door this minute.
408
00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:11,322
Just left this minute?
Why, he'll be late.
409
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,568
Oh, no. He's, uh... He's
got a ride this morning.
410
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,221
Hank's picking him
up in his dad's car.
411
00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:17,445
But she shouldn't let
him drive with Hank, Mike.
412
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,113
Hank's got a license.
413
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,682
It's not that. He's too tall.
414
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:24,819
By the time that brain of his
sends a message to his feet,
415
00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:26,687
the car could be up a tree.
416
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:29,340
They'll be all right.
417
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,254
You can't run a
house full of boys
418
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,578
on that premise, Mike.
419
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,546
You got to work with the idea
420
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,048
that everything they do
will get them into trouble.
421
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,669
That way you're way ahead
every time they get home safe.
422
00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:44,955
Look, Rob can
take care of himself.
423
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:52,280
Now, Marilyn, are you sure
you haven't seen Robbie?
424
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,648
Well, all right.
425
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,151
If you do see him, you tell
him to get home right away
426
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,520
because he's in big trouble.
427
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:01,522
Okay. Thanks, Marilyn.
428
00:19:05,761 --> 00:19:07,661
I'm hungry.
429
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,141
Well, I'm sorry,
but we can't eat
430
00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:11,676
until we find out what's
happened to Robbie.
431
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,302
What did Hank's mother say
again, when you asked her?
432
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,270
Well, she said Hank
didn't come home, either.
433
00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:18,105
You think Robbie's okay?
434
00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:19,640
Oh, yeah. Sure.
435
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,242
Then how come you look worried?
436
00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:22,709
I'm not worried.
437
00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:23,945
Yes, you are.
438
00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:25,313
No, I'm not.
439
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,949
I'd better call Hank's
mother myself.
440
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,517
Hello?
441
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,419
Uh, this is Troy Cooper,
442
00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:34,922
boys' vice principal
at Bryant High School.
443
00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:37,474
Are Robert Douglas's
parents there?
444
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,911
Well, I'm his
parents, Mr. Cooper.
445
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,679
That is, I'm in charge of him.
446
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,214
Well, I'm sorry to
have to tell you this,
447
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,684
but there was an
accident at the high school.
448
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,385
Accident?
449
00:19:50,072 --> 00:19:53,307
Yes. Robert and Henry
Ferguson were involved
450
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,644
in setting up the temporary
bleachers on the athletic field.
451
00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:58,579
The entire structure collapsed.
452
00:19:58,648 --> 00:19:59,680
Collapsed?
453
00:19:59,749 --> 00:20:02,032
Well, where is he?
454
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,517
He's here at Mercy Hospital.
455
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:04,586
Mercy Hospital.
456
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,453
Well, thanks,
Mr. Cooper. Good-bye.
457
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:09,090
Well, look, uh, Robbie and
Hank have had a little accident
458
00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:11,003
and I'm going to have
to go to the hospital,
459
00:20:11,027 --> 00:20:12,905
and I think you better
go over to Sudsy's house.
460
00:20:12,929 --> 00:20:13,877
Is Robbie hurt?
461
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,246
I don't know. Now, get going.
462
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,698
I want to come, too.
463
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,110
Look, Chip, I-I think
it would be better
464
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,250
if you went to Sudsy's.
465
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,269
No. He's my brother, too.
466
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:24,788
Chip, I want you to
go to Sudsy's house!
467
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,056
No!
468
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,559
Look, I haven't got
time to argue about it.
469
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,297
All right, come on.
470
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,078
No luck?
471
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,014
Uh-uh. Nobody will answer.
472
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,326
How's your friend?
473
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,583
Oh, Hank? Oh,
he-he's doing okay.
474
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,952
The doctor said we could go home
475
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,954
right after he finishes
putting in the stitches.
476
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,322
Oh, you boys were lucky.
477
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,635
We just admitted two
boys a few minutes ago
478
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:01,870
who were in an accident, too.
479
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,006
Only they're in
critical condition.
480
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,362
Oh, gee, that's too bad.
481
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,641
Yes, it is.
482
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,076
You should be very thankful.
483
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,366
Oh, I am.
484
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,368
Well, I better go back
and see how Hank's doing.
485
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,539
Howdy. Hi.
486
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,852
Hey, how are those
two boys in emergency?
487
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:21,312
They're in pretty bad
shape, but they'll make it.
488
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,315
Oh, you'll have to go up to the
second floor if you want coffee.
489
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,860
The percolator
down here blew out.
490
00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:27,818
Good, I need the
exercise, anyway.
491
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,260
How's my brother!?
492
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,761
Well, who's your brother, son?
493
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,524
The one who was in the
accident with the other kid.
494
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:43,049
Oh, uh, both boys
are doing fine.
495
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:45,247
What do you mean "doing fine"?
496
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,548
What's wrong with my brother!?
497
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,389
Shh. Please just sit over there.
498
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:50,035
You don't understand!
We had a fight this...
499
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,336
My father is...
500
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,038
Please tell me. What's
wrong with my brother?
501
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,463
The doctor is with them now
and as soon as I know anything,
502
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:56,641
I'll let you know...
Emergency...
503
00:21:56,665 --> 00:21:57,809
Please, young man.
504
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,811
Just sit here and I'll
find out what I can.
505
00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:00,912
You too, honey.
506
00:22:00,936 --> 00:22:03,070
But we got to find
out how Robbie is!
507
00:22:03,139 --> 00:22:04,316
Robbie?
508
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,118
Robert Douglas. That's his name.
509
00:22:06,142 --> 00:22:07,422
Wait a minute.
510
00:22:07,477 --> 00:22:10,037
I want to check
something in the office.
511
00:22:17,953 --> 00:22:19,903
Stay there.
512
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,108
Pardon me.
513
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,774
Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!
514
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:25,954
Hi, Robbie! Robbie!
515
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,189
Now, what are you
guys so excited about?
516
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:28,623
Oh, you don't know
what we've been through.
517
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:29,858
You just don't know! Me, too.
518
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,916
Oh, you're a... We
thought... We... Oh, Rob!
519
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,296
You're okay! Come on, you guys.
520
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,352
She's watching.
521
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,700
Mike, do you suppose
if I was real careful,
522
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,435
maybe I could go
over and see Hank?
523
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,059
Hey, what are you eating?
524
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,560
Well, an apple.
525
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,329
Well, look how green it is.
526
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,664
Go get another one. That'll
give you a stomachache.
527
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,133
Oh, come on, Mike.
528
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,845
Quit being such a
mother hen, will ya?
529
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,580
Somebody has to worry about you.
530
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:54,316
And don't run up those
stairs two at a time.
531
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,717
You're liable to
bust your ankle.
532
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,674
Yes, sir.
533
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:00,989
Where you going, Chip?
534
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,946
I'm going over to Sudsy's.
535
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,148
Well, have Sudsy
come over here, huh?
536
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,434
Yeah, but Bub always
lets me go over there.
537
00:23:07,503 --> 00:23:10,720
Look, Chip, you'd have
to cross two streets,
538
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:13,189
the Rasmussens have a new
dog that I'm not too sure about,
539
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,726
and-and it looks like
it could rain outside.
540
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,078
Hey, anybody home? Hi!
541
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,490
Hi, Bub! How are ya, Chipper?
542
00:23:19,514 --> 00:23:21,326
Hi, Dad! Glad to see you. Hi.
543
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,161
Hey, Robbie! Bub
and Dad are home!
544
00:23:24,686 --> 00:23:25,697
Bumped into each
other at the airport.
545
00:23:25,721 --> 00:23:26,832
No kidding. Hi there, Tramp.
546
00:23:26,856 --> 00:23:28,266
I'm glad you're back.
Here, let me take
547
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:29,667
your bag for you,
Dad. Come here!
548
00:23:29,691 --> 00:23:31,203
We didn't expect
a greeting like this.
549
00:23:31,227 --> 00:23:32,537
We've only been
gone for a few days.
550
00:23:32,561 --> 00:23:33,693
It's good to see you again.
551
00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:34,940
How'd it go, Mike?
552
00:23:34,964 --> 00:23:36,107
Well, fine. Just
as smooth as silk.
553
00:23:36,131 --> 00:23:37,709
Can I go over to Sudsy's? Now?
554
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:40,293
Yeah. It's been like being
in jail around here lately.
555
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:41,635
Yeah, Mike thinks we're gonna
556
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:43,381
break an arm just
combing our hair.
557
00:23:43,405 --> 00:23:45,650
Yeah, and he wouldn't
even let Tramp chase cats!
558
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,309
All right, you guys. You're
all in one piece, aren't you?
559
00:23:48,377 --> 00:23:49,454
Yeah, well, you practically
560
00:23:49,478 --> 00:23:51,223
had to lock us in
the closet to do it.
561
00:23:51,247 --> 00:23:52,407
Chip, you can go
over to Sudsy's,
562
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,114
if you like.
563
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,027
Come on, Tramp! And Rob,
you can go over to Hank's
564
00:23:56,051 --> 00:23:57,429
if that's what's
on your mind. It is!
565
00:23:57,453 --> 00:23:58,763
Thanks a lot,
Dad. I better go...
566
00:23:58,787 --> 00:24:00,199
I better go and see if
my kitchen's still there.
567
00:24:00,223 --> 00:24:02,100
Well, of course it is, and
it's in good shape, too.
568
00:24:02,124 --> 00:24:03,657
It better be. It is!
569
00:24:03,726 --> 00:24:05,892
Oh, boy. Is it always like this?
570
00:24:05,961 --> 00:24:08,161
Like what, Mike?
571
00:24:08,231 --> 00:24:11,365
Well, I mean, when
you're a father,
572
00:24:11,434 --> 00:24:14,301
do you always have to
think of where your kids are
573
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,802
and what they're doing?
574
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,049
Well, I don't think quite as
much as you seem to have, Mike,
575
00:24:18,073 --> 00:24:19,585
but, uh, they're
always on your mind.
576
00:24:19,609 --> 00:24:23,143
It has something to do
with, uh, parental love.
577
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:25,446
Love? You know something?
578
00:24:25,514 --> 00:24:27,981
I was better off thinking
they were a couple of pests.
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