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Hands off the Western World!
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Now, is that clear to everyone?
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Rango, who is Miss Pitts?
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She's Europe.
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Right. She is Europe.
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Hank, who am I?
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President Monroe. Correct.
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And what was my
ultimatum, Maribel?
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"Hands off the Western World."
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And what is that
known as, Robbie?
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Robbie?
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Oh. Um... The Monroe Doctrine.
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What did he say, Maribel?
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The Monroe Doctrine.
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Robbie?
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The Monroe Doctrine.
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The Monroe Doctrine. Maribel?
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The Monroe Doctrine.
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Together! The Monroe
Doctrine. The Monroe Doctrine.
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The Monroe Doctrine.
The Monroe Doctrine.
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The Monroe Doctrine.
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The Monroe Doctrine.
The Monroe Doctrine.
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The Monroe Doctrine.
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Hank and Wilma, join in.
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The Monroe Doctrine.
The Monroe Doctrine.
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The Monroe Doctrine.
The Monroe Doctrine.
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Now, class, please.
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Please!
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The Monroe Doctrine. Louder!
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The Monroe Doctrine!
The Monroe Doctrine!
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Everybody! The Monroe Doctrine!
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We were speaking of Wordsworth's
personalization of nature.
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Hands off the Western World!
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Hands off the Western World!
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Hands off the Western World!
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With all these... Oh, dear.
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Hands off the Western
World! Very good.
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Hands off the Western World!
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Louder. Hands off
the Western World!
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Hands off the West...
That's all for today.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Hey, Maribel?
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You dropped your pencil.
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Thank you.
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You know, I was wondering
if maybe you and I could...
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What did you say, Robbie?
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Oh, uh... nothing.
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Excuse me.
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Come on, Robbie.
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We'll be late for Algebra.
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Some girls like me,
some girls don't like me,
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but she's the first one
who ever ignored me.
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Well, didn't you find
anything else out about her?
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No, no. I know
what she looks like.
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Sorry, Dad.
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Get out your
homework, will you, Rob?
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What kind of things
does she go for?
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I gotta find some way
to get her interested.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing,
Bub, sending SOSs?
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It's the darned lamp. Yeah.
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Dad, what word starts
with "Q" besides "queen"?
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Uh... "quiet."
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Yeah, but how am I going
to find a picture of that?
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I've got to find a picture
of all these words.
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Hey, Bub, look at this.
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Isn't that the darndest thing?
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Yeah. Would you mind
standing there on your left foot
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while I read this paper?
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No.
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Dad? Hmm?
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How do you feel about
people with gold teeth?
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I thought you'd never ask.
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The seniors had to take
a placement test today,
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and that's the kind of
questions they asked.
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Oh. CHIP: Quake, quick, quack...
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There must be a loose
connection someplace,
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but why there?
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Unless you're
going to be a dentist,
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why would gold teeth
interest you at all?
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Are you kidding? Robbie.
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Five more minutes, Dad. No.
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Here's a picture of a chicken.
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Maybe I could say it's a quail.
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Most guys stay on the
phone a lot longer than I do.
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Most guys get
better grades, too.
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What are you talking about?
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I got a 94 on my
last History test.
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What's the use of having
a letter nothing starts with?
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You hear what I said, Dad?
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Yeah. You said you wanted
to stay on the phone longer.
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No. About the 94
in History, Dad.
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Boy, where did you
run this wire anyway?
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Right over the
door. Over the door?
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Man, you did it the hard way.
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Why didn't you just fix
the outlet? Okay, Dad.
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My History
teacher... Mr. Wiley...
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Boy, he's the greatest.
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He makes something
dull like history seem fun.
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You know, easy to remember.
Yeah. Excuse me, Rob.
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Where is that plugged
in, over at the Pearson's?
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You should've been in on
the war with Tripoli, Dad.
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Yeah, I'm sure I
would have enjoyed it.
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Here, sit down.
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Miss Pitts was the pasha,
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and her pirates wouldn't
let us American ships
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cruise down the hall
unless we paid them money.
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Oh. There's a loose
wire in this plug, Bub.
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But why standing
over there would...?
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I'll get the screwdriver.
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I'd like to get rid
of "X" and "Z", too.
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Mr. Wiley was
President Jefferson,
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and he sent the marines...
Al and Fizzy and me...
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Over to settle it. Boy, oh, boy!
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Can I make one
more phone call, Dad?
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Yeah. As soon as you
finish your homework.
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Gee. It's awfully important.
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What's her name?
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Maribel Quinby. But
it's not her I'm calling.
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Got a picture? Of what?
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The Quinby. It could
be my second "Q."
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Aw, get off it, will you, Chip?
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Maribel Quinby is
this swell new girl.
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I'd like to take her
to the sock hop,
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but she won't even smile at me.
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Smart girl.
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Fizzy's girl knows her, and
I want to check with Fizzy.
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You're not going to have time
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for one of those marathons
with Fizzy tonight.
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Anybody seen a
picture of a railroad
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or a rhinoceros or a rat?
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If I could just get
her interested,
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I know we'd hit it off big.
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She's my type.
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Who isn't?
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Yeah, but you
ought to see the way
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she doesn't look at me.
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What's the matter with me?
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I'll tell you what's
the matter with me:
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I'm dull.
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Just plain blah!
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Well, now that we know
what the problem is,
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all we have to do
is solve it, huh?
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Yeah.
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What's the name of
your history teacher?
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Mr. Wiley.
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But what's...?
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Well, Rob, why don't you try
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using the Wiley Method
on Maribel Quinby?
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Huh?
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Well, didn't you say he was able
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to make dull
subjects interesting?
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Yeah.
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There we are.
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Thanks.
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One thing about Mr. Wiley...
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When he goes into action,
you sure can't ignore him.
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When things start acting up,
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the thing to do is
take the time right then
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to trace down the
source of the trouble and...
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I don't know, Robbie.
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I mean, I want to help you,
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but to run over somebody
with my bicycle...
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It's the Wiley Method.
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That's how he makes
dull things exciting.
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But it's even
against school rules
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to ride my bike on the grounds.
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Look, you're not
going to run over her.
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I'm going to throw myself
between Maribel and the bike.
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Here she comes now.
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Come on, get out of here. Okay.
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Take it easy. I just
painted the bike.
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Make it look good.
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Look out!
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Robbie!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Gracious. Are you all right?
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Oh, sure, Miss Pitts.
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Miss Pitts? But, Robbie,
I thought you said...
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Hank! You know better
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than to ride a bike
on the school grounds.
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Well, I... Well,
gee, Miss Pitts,
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anybody can make a mistake.
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I tried to flag him down,
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but he just wasn't looking.
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I might have expected
this from some boys,
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but certainly not from you.
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Well, gee, Miss Pitts... Robbie.
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Well, Miss Pitts, he didn't
mean to run over you.
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Now, Hank, I hope you
realize, as Robbie does,
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that there are other people
on the streets besides yourself.
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Thank you, Robbie.
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Wow-wee!
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Boy, it worked! Put her there.
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What do you mean, it worked?
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I never saw Miss Pitts so sore!
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She treated me like a hero.
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Yeah. You're a hero,
but what about me?
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You did fine, Hank.
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You'll do even better next time.
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Next time?
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Open your books to page 127.
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Lochinvar, by Sir Walter Scott.
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Wilma, will you start
at the top of the page?
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Come on, I'd do it for you.
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I wouldn't ask you.
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Shh, shh-shh-shh.
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It'll all be over
in two minutes.
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Thank you, Wilma.
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Hank Ferguson, will
you continue from there?
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No.
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What?
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I said no.
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Very well, Hank.
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I'm sure I can count on
Robbie to save the situation.
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"Dixieland."
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♪ In Dixieland,
I'll take my stand ♪
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♪ To live and die in Dixie. ♪
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That's beautiful stuff.
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Now, you ready in the North?
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♪ Rally round the flag,
boys, we'll rally once again. ♪
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It's a wonder you
didn't lose the war.
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Who are you?
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Uh... Kentucky.
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Right! Now, remember, Kentucky,
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each side is out to get you.
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Let's start out with the South.
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Now, farmers in
your rural districts
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gave the South a hold.
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Abolitionists dragged
Kentucky towards the Union.
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You already got me
in enough trouble.
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Will you lay off?
Just this once more.
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The slaveholders pulled
Kentucky to the South.
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I can't say those things
about women and girls.
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Hey, come on! Take
it easy, will you?
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This is war!
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All right, all right. Class...
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Class, the Union wanted
to keep hold of Kentucky
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for its strategic location.
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I can't yell those
things in the hall.
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You don't have to yell them,
so long as I can hear them
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and Maribel can hear them.
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Hold Kentucky for
its strategic location.
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Couldn't I just slug you
without saying those things?
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The Confederacy fought
to hang onto Kentucky
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to control the Ohio and the
approaches to the northern Mississippi!
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Come on, man! Ho-heave!
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My...
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Take it easy, will you?
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But the South overstepped itself
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and pushed Kentucky
right into the waiting arms
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of President Lincoln!
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Gee, I'm sorry,
President Lincoln.
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I mean Miss Pitts.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to...
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I'm afraid it's my
fault, Miss Pitts.
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I'm very sorry.
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I only came in to
say the bell has rung.
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00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:30,423
Oh, thank you.
We didn't hear it,
261
00:10:30,447 --> 00:10:32,330
what with the
Border War and all.
262
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,467
Class, we'll settle
Kentucky's fate tomorrow.
263
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,201
Dismissed.
264
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,337
Rango, can I have
you help with the desk?
265
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,039
And get a couple
of guys, will you?
266
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,609
Robbie, I-I can't do it.
267
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,277
I just can't do it.
268
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,391
Okay, Hank. I sure
thought you were one guy
269
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,825
who would never let me down.
270
00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,917
Oh, for Pete's sake, Robbie!
271
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,419
Well, okay.
272
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,131
But, if it doesn't work
this time, I'm through!
273
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,822
Okay, come on. Let's go.
274
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,127
Stand here.
275
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,864
Ready? Start.
276
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,332
"Who needs school?"
277
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,167
Who needs school?
278
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,453
Who needs teachers? Louder!
279
00:11:11,488 --> 00:11:15,173
Who needs school?!
Who needs teachers?!
280
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:19,044
It's a crummy world, and
learning a lot of lies in books
281
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,379
won't change things!
282
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,915
I don't believe you
really mean that, Hank.
283
00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:28,937
Grow up.
284
00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:30,271
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
285
00:11:30,307 --> 00:11:32,340
Grow up, Douglas!
286
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,559
Um... don't waste your time
287
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:38,229
looking for justice,
truth, honor and beauty.
288
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,231
They don't exist.
289
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,212
You have only to look
at these pretty girls
290
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:46,371
to realize that there is beauty.
291
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,289
Ah! Women!
292
00:11:48,324 --> 00:11:50,909
They only spoil what
little good there is!
293
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,294
Show me a man
dazzled by a woman,
294
00:11:53,329 --> 00:11:56,047
and I'll show you a millstone!
295
00:11:56,082 --> 00:12:00,335
Hank Ferguson, you
apologize to these ladies.
296
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:03,805
You're not telling me
what to do, Douglas.
297
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,056
Oh, yeah?
298
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,892
Yeah!
299
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,326
Yeah?
300
00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:13,498
Fight! Fight!
301
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:21,106
Hey, take it easy.
302
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,641
Ow!
303
00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:29,196
Don't worry, ladies.
304
00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:31,198
I'll fix him for that.
305
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:34,795
Hank Ferguson,
your time has come.
306
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,126
Uppercut.
307
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:45,513
Robbie, are you hurt?
308
00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,848
He barely touched me.
309
00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:04,493
Robbie won!
310
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,661
Are you hurt?
311
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,396
Heck no. I'm just trying
to make you look good.
312
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,537
Well, not that good.
313
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,308
Hank Ferguson, stand
up and fight like a man!
314
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,880
Take this.
315
00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:20,292
And that.
316
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:22,717
And that.
317
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,017
Don't worry, ladies,
he'll apologize,
318
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,724
won't you? Mr. Wiley.
319
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:30,991
Robbie.
320
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,193
Hank.
321
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,322
What's going on here?
322
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:36,981
Thank you very much.
323
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,427
You two boys go into my room.
324
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,429
But actually, Mr. Wiley...
Into my room, now.
325
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,153
But it's not... Now!
326
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,033
Okay, the rest of
you go on into class.
327
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,824
Hurry up. Come on. Chop-chop.
328
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,025
Go!
329
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,359
Move!
330
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,089
Miss, Pitts, do you
know what started this?
331
00:13:50,113 --> 00:13:52,213
Now look at the spot we're in.
332
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,916
Yeah. Maribel took off before
we even got to the best part.
333
00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:58,130
I really don't
understand it, Mr. Wiley.
334
00:13:58,154 --> 00:14:01,021
Hank's a changed boy.
335
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,302
Well, if-if you'd like to let
me handle this, Miss Pitts,
336
00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:05,037
I'm faculty advisor
for both the boys.
337
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,222
Oh, yes.
338
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,979
I never thought I'd
hear justice and honor
339
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,266
denied in these halls,
340
00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:14,469
and by a boy I once admired.
341
00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:28,149
All right, Robbie, you can
go on to your next class now.
342
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,876
Gee, Mr. Wiley, you're not gonna
do anything to Hank, are you?
343
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,471
That's something Hank
and I will have to work out.
344
00:14:40,496 --> 00:14:41,907
Well, there are
lots of worse things
345
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,342
than trying to
run over a teacher
346
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,010
or being rude or
disobedient in class
347
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,896
or-or fighting in the
halls, aren't there?
348
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,755
Boy... Such as what?
349
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,890
Well, what I mean is,
they sure wouldn't be
350
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,759
enough to get a guy
expelled, would they?
351
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:59,464
Well, they might give
him a running start.
352
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,822
Mr. Wiley, you just
can't blame Hank for that.
353
00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:08,956
It was all my fault.
354
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,636
Robbie, I admire
your loyalty, but...
355
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,827
I'm not loyal. I'm just
a low-down, dirty rat.
356
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,273
Good-bye, Robbie.
I got Hank into this
357
00:15:14,297 --> 00:15:15,908
and now I'm gonna
get him out. Robbie...
358
00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:18,652
But, Mr. Wiley, I'm not
gonna just... Good-bye!
359
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,207
I'm sorry, Hank.
360
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,842
Yeah.
361
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:30,578
Mr. Wiley.
362
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,010
What if you're
that old sea captain
363
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,346
who sailed that beat-up
English ship into Roanoke Harbor
364
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,547
and didn't find anyone there
365
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,649
except the lost colony
that had disappeared?
366
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,056
What?
367
00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:44,325
I mean, no matter how
mysterious things look,
368
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,104
there's just gotta
be an explanation.
369
00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:49,313
Oh, boy... Uh,
remember Columbus?
370
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:53,067
Umm... Vaguely.
371
00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:55,014
Well, here he was
sure he'd found India,
372
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:58,489
when it was just little ol'...
373
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,325
Watling Island?
374
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,960
Yeah.
375
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,873
But you read the book
and Columbus didn't.
376
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,632
Okay, but what
does Watling Island
377
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,200
have to do with this situation?
378
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,468
Mm, plenty.
379
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,306
Are you trying to say
380
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,626
that things aren't always
as they appear to be?
381
00:16:18,661 --> 00:16:19,827
Yeah.
382
00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:21,942
I'm just trying to tell
you what happened.
383
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,120
All right, Robbie,
I'm listening.
384
00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:33,140
Now... What if you were Juliet
385
00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:35,977
or Priscilla Alden,
or Queen Guinevere
386
00:16:36,012 --> 00:16:37,645
or any of them?
387
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,524
Now, you sure wouldn't
think much of General Custer
388
00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:40,781
if he didn't have any Indians
389
00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:42,700
to make his last
stand with, would you?
390
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:48,339
Oh, boy... What I mean is, uh...
391
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,608
i-if a guy doesn't
have a dragon to fight
392
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,878
or-or Norman invaders
or, uh, or Apaches,
393
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,791
well, how in the heck
is he gonna be a hero
394
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,216
to... Scarlett O'Hara?
395
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,486
Yes, I can see that
would be a problem.
396
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,721
Sure.
397
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,500
And unless he's got
a darned good friend
398
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:09,260
who doesn't mind being a-a
bunch of wild Indians on the warpath,
399
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,356
or a boatload of
dirty ol' pirates or-or...
400
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,479
Hold it.
401
00:17:12,515 --> 00:17:15,616
I think I get the picture.
402
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,285
Robbie...
403
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:21,289
if Scarlett O'Hara were
attending this school,
404
00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:23,157
what name would she be using?
405
00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:29,964
Oh, I don't know.
Uh... I-I guess...
406
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,966
some name like, uh...
407
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:34,285
Maribel Quinby or
something like that.
408
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,087
And you're General Custer?
409
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,755
Yeah.
410
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,975
A bunch of Indians
on the warpath?
411
00:17:50,353 --> 00:17:54,371
Um... Sit down, Robbie.
412
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,625
Well, it looks like I
was wrong, Hank.
413
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,793
I guess you're the one
414
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,962
who should be getting
to his next class.
415
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:10,288
Oh.
416
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,767
Gee, uh... I'm sorry, Robbie.
417
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,924
Yeah.
418
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,958
Robbie didn't mean to
make any real trouble
419
00:18:18,982 --> 00:18:20,431
for anybody, Mr. Wiley.
420
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,772
Robbie, w-why on earth
421
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,652
did you risk your
reputation and Hank's
422
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,176
just to impress a girl?
423
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,844
Well, it works swell for you.
424
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:34,906
For me?
425
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:40,167
You see... Maribel
thinks I'm dull,
426
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,170
so Dad told me I ought to...
427
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,973
I mean... I was trying to
make myself interesting.
428
00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:47,708
Well, like you do with history.
429
00:18:49,812 --> 00:18:51,856
Y-You were using
my teaching methods
430
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,326
for your romantic pursuits?
431
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,516
Yeah.
432
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,319
I was trying to make a
dull subject interesting.
433
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,199
Robbie, w-what,
what would happen
434
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,467
if Miss Pitts used,
used the "Wiley Method"
435
00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:03,791
to-to teach English?
436
00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:05,592
Wow.
437
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,461
It just wouldn't
work out at all.
438
00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:09,474
Right! Any more
than it did for you
439
00:19:09,498 --> 00:19:12,266
or any more than I could use
her method to teach history.
440
00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:17,604
People have to do
things in their own ways.
441
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,274
So... General Custer,
maybe the best way
442
00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:24,278
to interest... Scarlett
O'Hara, or any of them,
443
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:27,364
would be to do what is
natural for you and nobody else.
444
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:31,601
Yeah, well, what's natural
for me doesn't interest Maribel.
445
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,306
Hey, wait a minute.
446
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,124
Getting expelled
makes me interesting.
447
00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:39,293
Like, like Benedict Hale and...
448
00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:40,962
Wait, wait, wait, uh...
449
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:45,049
Robbie, you're not
expelled... this time.
450
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,330
And it's Nathan, not Benedict.
451
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,803
Yeah.
452
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:52,183
Well, let's just say
that this was my fault
453
00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:57,845
and please, please never try
to use the Wiley Method again.
454
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,514
Well, as far as
Maribel is concerned,
455
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:04,484
maybe you'd get further if
you just didn't... try as hard.
456
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,999
Relax and be yourself, which,
457
00:20:07,023 --> 00:20:10,575
believe me, is...
anything but dull.
458
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,343
Yeah, well.
459
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,012
Thanks a lot, Mr. Wiley.
460
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,514
I just wish Maribel
felt the same way.
461
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,385
Oh, Robbie.
462
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,687
You pass the library
463
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,356
on your way home,
from school, don't you?
464
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,423
Yes, sir.
465
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,692
Would you please pick up
466
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,895
Middleton's The War
in the West for me?
467
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,691
Every copy in
this school is out.
468
00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:35,099
Middleton's War
of the West. Sure.
469
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,318
See you tomorrow.
470
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:56,670
Langley... McCandish...
Molloy... Maribel!
471
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:00,675
What am I doing?
472
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,913
Maribel.
473
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,542
Excuse me... I'm sorry...
474
00:21:34,577 --> 00:21:36,337
I'll get it. I'll get it.
475
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,699
I guess you probably
don't remember me too well.
476
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,877
Oh, yes, I do.
477
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,746
Yeah, well, I was
that kind of dopey guy
478
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,048
who sat about three seats
down in the row behind you.
479
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:48,622
In Mr. Wiley's class.
480
00:21:48,657 --> 00:21:50,357
Yeah.
481
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,237
I was Missouri when
you were Maine.
482
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:53,772
We were admitted to the
Union together, remember?
483
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:56,897
Course some people
don't think I'm too dull,
484
00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:59,700
but some others don't
even notice me at all.
485
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,379
Gee, I don't understand that.
486
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,981
You're very noticeable.
487
00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:05,639
One of the most noticeable
boys I've ever seen.
488
00:22:05,674 --> 00:22:07,174
I am?
489
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:10,778
Gee. I didn't even think
you even knew I was alive.
490
00:22:10,813 --> 00:22:16,183
Well, sometimes a person feels
like being friends with somebody
491
00:22:16,219 --> 00:22:18,285
only you don't
know how to start.
492
00:22:20,222 --> 00:22:21,455
I know what you mean.
493
00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:23,540
You don't seem
to have any trouble.
494
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,342
Yeah?
495
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,077
But don't forget Columbus.
496
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,463
You mean about Watling Island?
497
00:22:29,498 --> 00:22:33,667
Gee, just think how
much luckier we are.
498
00:22:33,702 --> 00:22:36,003
All along, I thought you
hadn't even noticed me.
499
00:22:36,038 --> 00:22:39,607
And I thought the
same thing about you.
500
00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:50,734
Can I walk you home?
501
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,787
Sure.
502
00:23:10,339 --> 00:23:13,085
I almost forgot what I
came for. Oh, me, too.
503
00:23:13,109 --> 00:23:15,420
I promised Mr. Wiley
I'd pick up a book for him.
504
00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:17,378
Yeah, so did I.
505
00:23:18,881 --> 00:23:21,315
Middleton's The War in the West?
506
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,023
Anybody home?
507
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,691
♪ Bills, bills, bills. ♪
508
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,204
There you are! Yeah, here I am.
509
00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,272
Where's everybody
else, Rob? Out!
510
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:51,706
♪ Bills, bills... ♪
Boy, oh, boy,
511
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,142
did you ever pitch me a curve!
512
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,077
What do you mean? I
darn near got expelled.
513
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,267
Expelled?!
514
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,380
You mean from school?
515
00:23:58,404 --> 00:23:59,681
I wouldn't have blamed them.
516
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,617
They had every
right after what I did.
517
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,451
Guys have been expelled
for doing a lot less.
518
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:04,441
Okay, I'm sorry.
519
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:05,743
Now, what am I sorry for?
520
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,188
Don't worry, Dad,
I covered for you.
521
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,178
I got to go.
522
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,324
Now, wait a minute, Rob.
523
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,458
You covered what for me?
524
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:11,927
And where do you have to go?
525
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,194
Oh, I think it'll be okay.
526
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,330
Anyway, it's too late
to worry about it now.
527
00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:16,987
Worry about what now?
528
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,067
Boy, when I'm a father,
I'm sure gonna be careful
529
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,024
of the bad advice
I give my kids.
530
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:23,004
Think how I'd feel if
they ended up in jail.
531
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,695
Good night!
532
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,531
Right.
533
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:29,499
What did I tell him?
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