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Where is it?
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Gee, Trish, I just
wanted you to see it.
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I wasn't counting
on a whole crowd.
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Robbie's only taking a
friendly interest, Andy.
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Yeah.
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You know, it's,
uh, not finished yet.
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Oh, that's okay, Andy.
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We understand. Sure.
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Well, you...
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you can't tell too
much about it.
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Oh, Andy... You call that a car?
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Listen, Douglas...
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Andy's entered in the
Soapbox Derby again.
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Swell, it'll keep
him off the streets.
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Okay, Douglas. Come on, Trish.
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I'll buy us a soda
down at Kimbrough's.
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Oh, Andy.
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Is this yours?
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Oh, yeah. We all get
helmets and shirts.
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Doesn't he look dashing?
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Some car, with no motor.
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Well, look who's talking.
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You got a motor with no car.
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When's the race, Andy?
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Three weeks from Saturday.
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Boy, you should see the prizes.
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Look at that.
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That's just for winning here.
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Then you go on to the
All-American in Akron.
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I'm gonna build a real car.
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Really? If your
dad ever lets you.
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Now, you see
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this design I'm
working on here calls
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for five bulkheads with
nose and end pieces.
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Then, of course, uh, the
steering mechanism is here.
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Oh, what's this?
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Oh, uh, this is
the wire that, uh...
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I could build a better racer
than this with my eyes shut.
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Why don't you try shutting
your mouth instead?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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You'd look wonderful, Robbie.
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Give me my helmet.
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Let's go over here, Trish,
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where it's a little more quiet.
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This is how the car's
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going to look
when it's finished.
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See, I'm going to have the
wheels here and everything.
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I'm going to sit in here...
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Uh, Trish, just give me a ring
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when you've had enough
of the kindergarten crowd.
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Bye, Robbie.
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You think the bugs are in
the steering mechanism?
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That's right.
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We've run three tests.
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All three ended up
in the too-far zone.
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We don't usually
go outside for help,
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but, frankly, our
boys are stumped.
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Take the job and
you can have anything
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or anyone you want.
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All you'll have to do is ask.
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The sky or slightly
beyond is the limit, huh?
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Exactly.
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Uh, there'll be a competitive
firing in three weeks.
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Three weeks?
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Big government
contract's the prize.
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We hear one of the other firms,
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Astrol Aircraft, has a hot one,
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so the pressure's on.
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The question is, do
you want to be part of it?
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Well, your offer's
very generous.
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Oh, the money's good.
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But you'll earn it,
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if you save us a $2
million investment.
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How about it, Steve?
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Well, three weeks
doesn't give us much time.
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But we can try.
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Mr. Rankin, you've
hired yourself
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a consulting engineer.
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What a mess this room is.
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And look at His Nibs here.
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Come on, get out of here, Tramp.
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Get off of there. Bub?
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What are you trying to
do, ruin that good chair?
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Get out of here. Bub.
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Bub, when Dad called, when
did he say he'd be home?
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Well, he just told
me not to worry.
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Said it looked like
he was going to be
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bunking in with
that missile thing
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for about the next three weeks.
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Bub, could I have
a ten dollar advance
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out of the household money?
Ten dollars, are you kidding?
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No. Ten dollars...
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I've got to build a racer
for the Soapbox Derby,
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and you're not allowed
to spend over $20.
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I figure I can do it for less.
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Yeah, well, do you know
ten dollars is a lot of cabbage?
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Yeah, well, first prize
is a $5,000 scholarship.
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We can't afford to spend time
duplicating earlier mistakes.
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So I called this session
so you could brief me
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what you've already tried.
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Okay, sure thing.
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Now, as I understand it,
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in each test failure,
the missile trajectory
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followed approximately
this line of flight.
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That's close.
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We can give you
fractional variances
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from launching to destroy order.
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It looks to me as if the
variance is immediate.
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Well, yes, sir.
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In the last two test flights,
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we tried to compensate for
that wobble, but, uh, no luck.
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All right.
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Let's give ourselves
something to work from.
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Let's call this the
ideal trajectory.
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Did you say this was the brakes?
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No, that's where Mike
stepped with his track shoe.
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What are these things that
look like croquet wickets?
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Those are the bulkheads.
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You just fasten
them to the floorboard
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and that gives you the frame.
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Where do you get them?
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Well, you can build them.
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Out of what? Hey,
get off of there, will ya?
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Jeez, darn dog always
messing up things.
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Hey! I don't need that panel.
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Hey, thanks a lot, Tramp.
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Well, I know Mr. Rankin
said spare no expense,
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but some of these prices...
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Like this beryllium compound.
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Can't you use something else
that wouldn't cost so much?
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Sure, I can use
something cheaper,
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if you want to take a chance
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on pouring a $2 million
investment down the drain.
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But $102,000? Excuse me.
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Hello. This is Douglas.
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Oh, you found him,
huh? Put him on, will you?
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Hello, Mr. Thompson,
this is Douglas
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over at Independent.
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Yeah, see, we
have that bid of yours
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on that beryllium compound,
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and we feel it's
a little out of line.
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Yeah. Sure, I know we're asking
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for the impossible,
but is that any reason
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for you to make a fortune on us,
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just 'cause we're in a bind?
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Look, Mr. Thompson, I know about
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what your costs
are, and, uh, $90,000
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will give you a pretty
good profit, wouldn't it?
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Okay.
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Okay, Mr. Thompson,
you have it here by Monday,
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and we'll guarantee a
reorder up to $150,000.
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$150,000...
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75 cents... that's
the best I can do.
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75 cents for a couple of
old, rusty barrel hoops?
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75 cents for a quality barrel
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in A1 condition.
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Take it or leave it.
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Sir, I could maybe pay 50 cents.
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Seventy-five.
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Mister, all I need
are the hoops.
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To get the hoops, you
gotta buy the barrel.
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55 cents?
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Seventy. Sixty-five?
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Sixty-five.
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Thank you, sir.
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Hey, are we going to
have room for it there?
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Well, the specifications
say we have.
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I guess we better.
We better have, huh?
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Oh, hi.
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How are things going?
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Well, so far so good.
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We're ahead of schedule.
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We're about ready to
install the new oscillator.
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Hmm. Well, here's
hoping it gives us
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the accuracy we need.
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I thought you were sold on it.
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Oh, I want to be.
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We just had word
from a friend of ours
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who saw Astrol Aircraft's
new missile tested.
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He says it was sensational.
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They used an
entirely new approach.
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Oh?
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Well, of course,
that doesn't mean
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it's any better than ours.
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Just... different.
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Different from what?
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From Andy's.
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Hey, Robbie! Oh.
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You going to go down to
the park and watch Andy?
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Hey... I'm busy.
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He's testing his
racer on the track.
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So let him.
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What's so different about mine?
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Well, Andy's sort
of goes like this,
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and... and his back
end comes like this.
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And, um... of course
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that doesn't mean his is better.
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I like your racer
and I like Andy's, too.
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Well, I built mine
the way I wanted to.
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Besides, what can
I do about it, now?
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Are you telling me you
want me to throw out
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this design and try to duplicate
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some steering mechanism
you've only heard about?
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Look, we've got
some film on the test.
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It might be a good idea
for you to take a look at it.
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Mr. Rankin, I've been
working practically
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three shifts a
day trying to adapt
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a mechanism I inherited.
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Now, if you don't
like what I'm doing
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or you want to bring in another
man you go right ahead. Oh, come on.
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We've got all the
confidence in the world in you
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and what you're
doing. Oh, sure, sure.
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Only you wish our missile were
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more like the one
Astrol Aircraft's built.
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I'm sorry, Steve.
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We're all under
a lot of pressure.
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Yeah. Come on, let's
take a look at the film.
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Well, if you really
want to see Andy's test,
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I could use a few laughs.
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Honestly, Robbie,
I don't really care.
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Well, we might as
well give him a chance
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to show us how great he is.
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Sure, and it might be fun
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knowing what you're up against.
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So long as we
don't see something
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that'll make us feel like
throwing in the towel.
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Okay, we're ready.
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Hey, look at him come!
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It's almost like he
had a motor in the car.
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Somebody must
have given him a push.
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Oh...
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They're using something new.
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And something effective.
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This doesn't mean your system
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won't be just as good.
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Or better.
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I hope you're right, Mr. Rankin.
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Because with time running out,
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we have no other choice.
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We're stuck with it.
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Well, you're calling
the play, Steve.
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Mr. Douglas, we're in trouble.
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What's the matter, Douglas?
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You look worried?
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Yours is a lot better, Robbie.
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Bet this paint'll all peel off.
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And this is only cardboard.
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Hey, look!
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He's only got junky,
old wood bulkheads.
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Well, that's the kind
you're supposed to have.
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Unh-uh, Robbie's are steel.
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He made 'em out of barrel hoops.
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The bulkheads have to be wood.
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Says who?
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Look, right there.
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It says "make
bulkheads of wood only."
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If you got steel bulkheads,
258
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they won't even let
your heap on the track.
259
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:40,136
Gee, Robbie, that's a shame.
260
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,000
Quinn's right.
261
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,619
The oscillator doesn't fit.
262
00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:47,032
Who wants to be in that
dumb ol' derby anyway?
263
00:11:47,056 --> 00:11:48,239
Can't you fix it?
264
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,842
I went over and over
these specifications.
265
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,488
I thought I covered
every possible angle.
266
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,224
We can still make it, can't we?
267
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,015
I'd have to tear it all apart.
268
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,550
Do the whole thing over again.
269
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,863
You know the
company's with you 100%.
270
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,064
We'll give you
whatever you need.
271
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,487
What are you talking about?!
272
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,690
Nobody can help me.
That's the whole deal.
273
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,992
You got to do it on your
own. The rule book says so.
274
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,895
It's got to be so long
and so wide and so high.
275
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,230
There can't be any
springs or no fenders
276
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,817
or no glass, and about a
million other clunky rules!
277
00:12:15,852 --> 00:12:18,186
Only a dope like Andy
would remember them all.
278
00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:19,687
Maybe I could help.
279
00:12:19,722 --> 00:12:21,489
Can you give me six
months to do a decent job
280
00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:22,790
of researching this project?
281
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,758
Can you give me
some 48-hour days?
282
00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:26,927
Or how about a
new nervous system
283
00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:28,429
or a good night's sleep or a...
284
00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:30,030
a meal I've got time to enjoy?
285
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:31,877
Or an evening at
home with my kids?
286
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,100
No, Mr. Rankin.
287
00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:35,253
Those blank checks
you keep handing me
288
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,954
can't buy what I really need.
289
00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:42,710
And I can't give you
what you really need.
290
00:12:42,745 --> 00:12:45,413
Why can't a guy build
a car his own way?
291
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,907
I'm sorry.
292
00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:16,878
♪ ♪
293
00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:35,028
I, uh, thought I told you
294
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,098
to get yourself
another engineer.
295
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,867
You did... but I thought
296
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,770
feeding the one we have
was more to the point.
297
00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:49,654
Whatcha doing?
298
00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:51,845
Watering the
bushes... This is a hose.
299
00:13:51,881 --> 00:13:53,125
I just watered them.
300
00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:55,716
Oh, I thought this
was Robbie's job.
301
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,152
Well, he's sort of busy,
302
00:13:58,187 --> 00:13:59,999
and I didn't have
anything else to do,
303
00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:00,988
so I watered them.
304
00:14:01,024 --> 00:14:03,035
Oh, I see.
305
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,303
Think he'll get
finished in time?
306
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:06,994
Well, he's still got three days.
307
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,309
Oh, uh... hi, Mr. Douglas.
308
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,945
Well, she all set?
309
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,416
Yeah.
310
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:40,712
Um... Mr. Douglas, I, um...
311
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,647
Well...
312
00:14:44,768 --> 00:14:47,869
Well... no matter how
she behaves tomorrow,
313
00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:51,388
I just want you to know
it's been a real pleasure.
314
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:55,025
Thanks, Quinn.
315
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,964
Um... good night, sir.
316
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,933
Good night, Quinn.
317
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,764
♪ ♪
318
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,599
Come on!
319
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:16,206
And the winner in that
heat: Robbie Douglas.
320
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,207
Attaboy, he did it!
321
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,208
He did it again.
322
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,454
That puts him in the semifinals.
323
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,390
I wish his dad could
have been here to see it.
324
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,359
Maybe Astrol's
new steering system
325
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,277
isn't as accurate as we thought.
326
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,810
The missile's point of
impact was just inside
327
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,100
the eastern circumference
of the target area.
328
00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:47,922
Not bad.
329
00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:49,201
We'll do better.
330
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,908
Attention, please.
331
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,377
Now preparing for firing
the Independent Four.
332
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,712
Attention.
333
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,591
Uh, attention, please.
334
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,716
The drivers in the
next heat... Robbie...
335
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,395
Oh, Robbie, isn't it exciting?
336
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,097
You're gonna leave
that clunky old Andy
337
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,799
about six miles behind. Robbie?
338
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,857
Hey, they're calling for
you to load up the car
339
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,102
for the next race. Oh, okay.
340
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,646
Congratulations. Thanks a lot.
341
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,156
No, no, no, no, Tramp,
you have to stay right here.
342
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,591
We don't want you on the track
343
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,437
chasing the cars
and barking at people.
344
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,628
I'm sorry, but you'll
have to stay here.
345
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:44,962
Good luck, Andy.
346
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,614
Oh, and good luck, Robbie.
347
00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:49,783
You can say one thing for her.
348
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:52,303
She doesn't play any favorites.
349
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,322
Uh, drivers in
their cars, please.
350
00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:59,360
Excuse me, I...
Drivers in their cars.
351
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:03,964
See you down there
in the winner's circle.
352
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,565
Stand by, please.
353
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,224
Stand by for the countdown.
354
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,992
Here we go.
355
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,744
Yeah.
356
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,478
They're... they're
ready now, I think.
357
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:27,171
All right... ten seconds.
358
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,507
Nine seconds.
359
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:37,542
Eight... seven...
six... Five seconds.
360
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,185
Four seconds.
361
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,521
Three seconds.
362
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,840
Two... one.
363
00:19:05,995 --> 00:19:08,475
Come on, Andy!
364
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,537
Great! Stay ahead!
Come on, Robbie!
365
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,710
Come on, Andy!
366
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,457
Come on, Rob!
367
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,297
Come on, Robbie!
368
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,935
Come on, Robbie! Come on!
369
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,625
Destroy the Independent Four.
370
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,027
Repeat: destroy.
371
00:20:45,894 --> 00:20:48,862
Well, he made a darned good try.
372
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,304
Robbie, I heard about the Derby.
373
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,974
Bub told me on the phone.
374
00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:35,993
I'm sorry.
375
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,964
Yeah.
376
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,889
He told me about
the missile failure, too.
377
00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:53,928
Sorry.
378
00:21:56,332 --> 00:21:59,299
Yeah, I guess we're, uh,
379
00:21:59,335 --> 00:22:02,169
we're about the two
sorriest fellas around, hmm?
380
00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:05,206
Didn't I hear Dad's car come in?
381
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,241
Yeah. He and Robbie
are out in the garage
382
00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:09,042
feeling sorry for each other.
383
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,956
Well, you can't blame them.
384
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,058
I guess they both
had a pretty rough day.
385
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,582
Yeah, but they'll feel better
386
00:22:14,617 --> 00:22:16,484
when they dig into
this Prune Fluff Cake
387
00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:19,319
with O'Casey's
Angel Hair Frosting.
388
00:22:19,355 --> 00:22:22,489
You know, we just
get such great results
389
00:22:22,524 --> 00:22:25,893
working... by working alone.
390
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,488
Just think what we could
do if we worked together.
391
00:22:31,901 --> 00:22:35,069
We ought to go into business.
392
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:39,206
Call it Failures Incorporated.
393
00:22:39,242 --> 00:22:42,709
What they need is a good laugh.
394
00:22:42,745 --> 00:22:46,347
Now, I heard a story...
395
00:22:46,382 --> 00:22:49,517
the other day
about two ostriches.
396
00:22:49,552 --> 00:22:55,556
Well, one... We
ought to have a slogan.
397
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,358
Yeah, yeah.
398
00:22:57,393 --> 00:23:01,061
How about, Why
succeed when you can fail?
399
00:23:01,096 --> 00:23:03,597
See Douglas and Douglas.
400
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,966
No job's too easy.
401
00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:09,102
Yeah. Budget turns.
402
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,405
Well, Rob, let's go in, huh?
403
00:23:16,913 --> 00:23:19,814
Hmm, can't even do that.
404
00:23:19,849 --> 00:23:21,248
Why succeed when you can fail?
405
00:23:21,284 --> 00:23:22,644
Congratulations. Thank you.
406
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:35,011
Look out for the cans,
Robbie! Look out!
407
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,534
Watch out, Dad!
408
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,328
Stay there! Not yet!
409
00:24:11,067 --> 00:24:13,701
Hey, you fellas hear the
one about the two ostriches...?
410
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,354
Hey, did you fellas hear the one
411
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:19,472
about the two ostriches
that decided to...?
412
00:24:19,508 --> 00:24:20,807
What are you laughing at?
413
00:24:20,842 --> 00:24:22,070
I haven't even
told the story yet.
414
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,872
Now, wait a minute,
Wait a minute, will you?
415
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,947
Anyhow, these
two ostriches were...
416
00:24:26,983 --> 00:24:28,793
Now, doggone it,
will you quit laughing
417
00:24:28,817 --> 00:24:29,983
so I can cheer you up?
418
00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:33,287
What's so funny
about two ostriches...?
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