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Well, O'Casey, the
last time you did this,
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you got put to bed
without your supper.
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That's the good thing about
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running away from
home at my age:
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nobody to make you do
anything you don't want to do.
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Freedom.
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Hot dog.
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From now on, that's
my middle name.
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No more dishwashing and
cooking and darn kids who don't
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appreciate it when you
try to give them a hand
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with their stupid school report.
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Like the other day
when I loaned Mike
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all my valuable
vaudeville scrapbooks.
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"Corny," he said.
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"Corny."
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Well, if that's the way you feel
about it, give me back my stuff.
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And stay out of those cookies.
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Well, now get sore about it.
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Why should I get sore?
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Look, I want to use your stuff.
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Well, now don't
do me any favors.
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Hey, you.
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I finished.
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Hi, Dad. Good-bye.
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Hi. Good-bye.
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That was Chip, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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And don't blame me
if he gets in trouble
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for not having his
homework done.
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Those kids are
getting so they don't
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pay one speck
of attention to me.
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Not one speck.
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Say, Bub, do you remember my
mother's cousin, Selena Bailey?
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The one that lives over
near South Madison?
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Yeah, that's the one.
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I got a letter from
her today and she...
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she's coming to spend
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a little time with us.
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Oh? For how long?
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Oh, I don't know, a
week or so, I suppose.
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Since her husband died...
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she's been sharing her place
with a couple of other widows,
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and she said she's just
getting tired of sitting around
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doing nothing but
playing canasta
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and watching TV all the time,
so she felt she needed a change.
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Well, she'll get it all right.
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From her cozy little
rose-covered cottage
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to this army barracks
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filled with homework-dodging,
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vaudeville-hating
cookie grabbers.
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You're worse than the boys.
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Don't worry, Bub...
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Selena Bailey.
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I sure thanked my lucky stars
when that old girl pulled in.
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Poor old soul.
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Didn't know what she
was letting herself in for.
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Man, I had my hair
combed for a whole hour.
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What a waste of time.
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Old ladies get funny ideas.
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Maybe the poor soul was
afraid to ride in Mike's jalopy.
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He probably didn't
even get there.
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Got sidetracked with some
of his big deal senior buddies.
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Oh, Mike wouldn't do that.
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Maybe she missed
the bus or something.
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At least he could call.
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How do you like that?
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He hasn't even gone.
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What?!
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Oh, my gosh.
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I told Mike three days
ago, he's gonna have to...
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Mike, what are you doing?
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Cousin Selena's
waiting at the bus station.
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Oh, but, Dad, she's...
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Who's at the bus station?
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Selly!
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Hi, Steve!
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I'd give you a big hug,
but I don't want to get you
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all covered with grease.
Well, don't let that stop you.
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Oh!
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Hey, kids.
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Hey, you kids, Selena is here.
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We couldn't imagine
what had happened to you.
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Well, we'd have been in sooner
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but we had a little
distributor trouble and...
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The real trouble was
with the carburetor.
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Sorry we got sidetracked, Steve.
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She's an automotive genius, Dad.
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Oh, not by a long shot.
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But when you grow up
with five older brothers,
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you spend more time with
motors than you do with people.
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Selly, you remember Bub?
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Hi, sure do.
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Hello, Cousin Selena.
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I know a couple of widows
over in South Madison
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who'd think you
were a real prize.
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Oh.
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We've got a couple
of widows right here
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who think the same thing, Selly.
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What a thing for you to say.
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Yeah, how 'bout Cynthia Fitz across
the street, Bub? She's always making
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googly eyes at you like this. I
seen her over quite often and...
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Now, knock it off, you two,
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and let's help get Cousin
Selena's bags out of the car.
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Hey, Cousin Selena, I've got
a '37 engine in the garage...
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Robbie, you look exactly
like your father did.
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It's all mounted on
blocks and everything...
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Only instead of
cars, it was airplanes.
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Cousin Selena? Huh?
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What are you gonna
fix for breakfast?
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Chip, my goodness,
how you've grown. Have I?
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It's all revved up so
it'll run and everything.
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Come on, Cousin Selena!
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Robbie, Robbie, at
least let Cousin Selena
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get in the house before
you put her to work.
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I'm not moving one step
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until you stop calling
me Cousin Selena
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and start calling me Selly.
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All right, Selly it is. Selly.
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Oh, boy, I sure do love
this great big kitchen.
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You gonna fix
dinner tonight, Selly?
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For crying out loud, Robbie,
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stop pestering
your Cousin Selena.
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Selly, Bub, Selly. Thanks.
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I can't think of anything
I'd rather do than fix dinner,
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if it's all right with Bub.
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Sure, you bet!
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Well, here's the royal suite.
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Well, we'll have a look at that.
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I think I got most of my
junk out of your way, Selly,
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except maybe some things
on that top shelf in there.
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Oh, this'll do me just fine.
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But I don't like
putting you out, Bub.
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Oh, don't worry about us.
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Mike and I are used
to each other's snoring.
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Uh, come on now,
let's all get out of here
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and give Selly a
chance to relax, huh?
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Relax?
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I'm chomping at the bit.
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Yeah, see, Dad?
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Come on, Selly, let's go.
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What's my cookie jar doing
around here before mealtime?
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I don't know.
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I guess maybe Robbie
brought it in. Uh-huh.
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Well, you can just guess again.
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Robbie's been in the
garage for the past hour.
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Now, you know my rules.
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No cookies before meals.
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And hang up your coat.
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Here!
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What did I tell you?
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What are you
doing in here again?
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I'm just waiting
for Cousin Selena.
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Oh, can't you
leave Cousin Selena
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out of this for ten minutes?
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You'll have her traipsing back
home before she's even settled.
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How about some brownies?
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Oh, boy, brownies!
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Nothing special.
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Just something I
whipped up to bring along.
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You don't have to eat them.
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Are you kidding?
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Well, I guess one
won't spoil your dinner.
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Oh, boy!
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Selly, come on, I think
the fuel line's clogged.
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We may have to... Brownies!
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Boy, when'd you make these, Bub?
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Selly brought them.
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Boy, are they good.
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Bub just makes
plain oatmeal cookies.
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I'll bet they're good, too.
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Yeah, if you like oatmeal.
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Well, oatmeal's
darn good for you.
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You bet it is.
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Here, Bub, take one.
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Nope, I'm no between-meal
cookie grabber.
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Oh, go ahead. Come
on, Bub, it won't hurt you.
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You don't know what
you're missing, Bub.
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Hey, what about my scooter?
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Bring it along, we'll give it
a test run in the driveway.
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Darn good brownies.
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Well, she's a good cook.
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Who said she wasn't?
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Man doesn't belong
in a kitchen anyway.
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She can have the whole place.
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I sure never planned
to stay there forever.
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On and on and on.
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I just keep rolling along.
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They always say a
rolling stone gathers no...
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Better believe it.
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Oh, I had plenty of
chances to go back at first.
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But I don't know.
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A fella's got his
pride, you know?
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And it sure doesn't take long
for folks to forget you, either.
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Yep.
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Out of sight, out of mind.
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You better believe it.
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Sometimes I think
I was too prideful.
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But on the other hand,
that's all I really had.
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A fella has to do
what he has to do.
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You're not kidding, buddy.
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And what I've got
to do is to get on
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that old bus and
put some distance
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between me and
that Douglas crowd.
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Doggone 'em.
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When they turned my
kitchen into a dance hall,
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that's when I started
saying good-bye.
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Now look what you made me do.
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Darn vaudeville-hating
cha-cha dancers.
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Why don't those guys
take poor old Selly outside
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to do that stuff?
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Whee! Whee!
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Get out of the way.
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Let's get it around.
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Come on. Oh, Chip, some more?
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How many times
do you want to do it?
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Oh, Bub.
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Would you check
me on this please?
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Oh.
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It's not enough that we have to
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turn in reports
and write essays.
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Now Miss Pitts has
us memorizing poetry.
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Hmm, did you turn in
your report on the theater?
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Uh, no, not yet.
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Where'd you get the flowers?
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Selly brought them in. Oh.
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You know, you ought
to knock them silly
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with that stuff I gave you.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Uh, you ready? Yeah.
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Maybe you'd like
to have me run over
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some of this stuff with you.
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I know two or three...
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Oh, no, no thanks,
Bub. Sure now?
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Yeah, you've done
plenty already.
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All right.
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Uh, okay.
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Oh, for one hour
of my youthful joy,
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uh, give me back
my, give me back my...
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20th.
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Give me back my 20th spring,
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I'd rather laugh a
bright-haired boy than...
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than... Than reign
a gray-haired king.
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Lot of hogwash.
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No, it's Oliver Wendell Holmes.
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Darn flowers.
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People ought to act their age.
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You are what you
are, and if you aren't,
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you shouldn't be.
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Boy, that's the truth.
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But times have changed, O'Casey.
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You used to get by with being
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an ordinary pot-scrubbing
house-cleaning grandfather.
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Nowadays, you've
got to be a motor-fixing,
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cha-cha-dancing, scooter-
pushing football player.
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Poor old Selly.
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00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,781
44! 89!
257
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,717
Hike!
258
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,490
Here, Selly.
259
00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,675
Now, that was really shameful.
260
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,821
Imagine those darn
kids making poor old Selly
261
00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:04,112
do a thing like that.
262
00:11:04,181 --> 00:11:07,098
But I'll say this
for you, O'Casey.
263
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,101
You really tried to take some
of the load off her shoulders.
264
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,104
Yep, even if it was a
lot of darn foolishness.
265
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,093
You gave it the old O'Casey try.
266
00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,947
Hey!
267
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,562
Hey, Bub, you all right?
268
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,618
Course I'm all right.
269
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,386
If you kids didn't leave these
270
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,972
darn fool things in a man's way.
271
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:07,725
Well, don't blame
me; Chip did it.
272
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,860
Somebody ought to do
something about that kid.
273
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,274
I'll do something about that kid
274
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:14,031
if he ever lights long enough
for me to catch up with him.
275
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,736
Here, get over there and
I'll see how good you are.
276
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,754
No, you might throw
your back out again.
277
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:26,260
The way things are going
around here, who needs it?
278
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,963
Might be a good thing
if I did throw it out.
279
00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:31,232
Bicycles in the driveway!
280
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,634
Boxes in front of the door!
281
00:12:33,703 --> 00:12:35,737
Boy, that did it.
282
00:12:35,805 --> 00:12:38,806
There's sure no
fool like an old fool.
283
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,275
If Selly wants to
be a sucker, let her.
284
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,712
She'll find out soon
enough, the poor old thing.
285
00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:47,782
Of course, it wasn't easy
to break the news to Steve,
286
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:51,318
but I guess he'll get by okay
as long as Selly holds out.
287
00:12:51,388 --> 00:12:52,587
Yeah.
288
00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:54,166
Well, you didn't get too
far ahead of me, huh?
289
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,401
No.
290
00:12:55,425 --> 00:12:57,302
Say, that, uh, is quite
a paint job Selly put
291
00:12:57,326 --> 00:12:58,437
on Chip's scooter, isn't it?
292
00:12:58,461 --> 00:12:59,505
Real snazzy.
293
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,328
Yeah.
294
00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:03,297
You remember that
old buddy of mine
295
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,200
that has the Deluxe
Theater over at Plainview?
296
00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:07,880
Oh, yeah, what was his name?
297
00:13:07,904 --> 00:13:10,605
Flats Jensen. Yeah.
298
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,718
Man, that Selly's busier
than a windmill in a tornado,
299
00:13:12,742 --> 00:13:13,674
isn't she?
300
00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:15,087
Yeah.
301
00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:16,277
I got a letter from him.
302
00:13:16,345 --> 00:13:17,512
Oh?
303
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,947
Yeah, he's, uh, he tells me
304
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,816
the theater's getting
to be too much for him.
305
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:25,219
Wow. He wants me to
come and take it over.
306
00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:27,032
Well, that's kind of a
compliment, isn't it?
307
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,291
Yeah, it's just a
little 600-seat house.
308
00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:34,045
It's air-conditioned and right
up to snuff and everything.
309
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,014
It's all right. Uh-huh.
310
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,332
So, uh...
311
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,190
I told him I'd take the job.
312
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,991
You what?
313
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,288
Do you want me to do
housework the rest of my life?
314
00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:51,011
Well, of course not, Bub, but...
315
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,291
How many dishes do
you think I've washed
316
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,195
around here these
last six years?
317
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:59,236
28,642.
318
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,388
43.
319
00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:03,624
Bub, you know darn well
320
00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:05,837
you're more than just a
housekeeper around here.
321
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,241
I don't know how we'd
ever get along without you.
322
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,598
Oh, you'll manage.
323
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:12,733
Besides, I got my
career to think of.
324
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,571
All right, Bub, what's wrong?
325
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,908
Well, offers like this just
don't come along every day.
326
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:22,626
No, no, what's wrong?
327
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,980
Besides, I-I want a little
peace and quiet in my old age.
328
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,717
I see.
329
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,370
Well, when are you leaving?
330
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,456
Tonight.
331
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,408
Tonight?
332
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:38,826
Yep.
333
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,898
These darn bunks.
334
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,968
They're as bad as the Navy.
335
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:50,582
They're worse than the Navy.
336
00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:52,806
At least the hammocks were soft.
337
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,154
Ah, gee, Bub, do you
have to leave tonight?
338
00:14:55,178 --> 00:14:57,244
Ah, Robbie, just don't
stand there whining.
339
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,512
Take this bag.
340
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:01,015
Here, take it downstairs
and then come back
341
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:03,317
and help me pack
the rest of this stuff.
342
00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:05,086
Now, go on, get down there.
343
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:09,190
Don't stand there gawking at me.
344
00:15:09,258 --> 00:15:11,758
I'll get myself a room
in a nice private hotel,
345
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,861
that's what I'll do.
346
00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:16,013
Be just like a vacation.
347
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,548
The way he's packing,
348
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,017
it looks like he can't wait
to get out of the house.
349
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,865
Well, come on in, Selly.
350
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,591
Join the decision council.
351
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,537
It's an old Douglas custom.
352
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,361
Yeah, mostly we decide to do
353
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,063
what Dad's decided
we should decide.
354
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,134
Democracy in action.
355
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,753
Ooh... been using
some new muscles lately.
356
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,525
Okay, Dad, what
are we going to do?
357
00:15:44,594 --> 00:15:47,411
I'm not sure, Rob.
358
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,080
We've all tried to talk him
out of it, but you know Bub,
359
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,516
once he gets his mind
made up about something.
360
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,336
I figured we could stop
him from packing, but...
361
00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,599
Why do you want to do that?
362
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,157
Ah, Chip, I suppose
you want Bub to go.
363
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,352
Selly went on a visit.
364
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,503
Why can't he?
365
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,176
Ah, Chip, for Pete's sake.
366
00:16:03,245 --> 00:16:04,962
I just can't understand
367
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,714
why managing a
run-down old movie house
368
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:08,232
in Plainview
369
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,501
would mean more to Bub
than what he has right here.
370
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,449
He told me it had
air-conditioning and new seats.
371
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,405
That's an idea.
372
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,517
We could get new
seats and put...
373
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,953
Oh, come on,
Robbie, this is serious.
374
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,243
I'd be willing to do that.
375
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,090
I'd even put a popcorn
machine in the front hall
376
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,647
and a marquee over
the front door if I...
377
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,894
if I thought that was the
real reason he's going.
378
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,153
You didn't try and stop Bub
when he went to help Flats.
379
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,088
He told me we were
messing up his career.
380
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,801
He brought me a swell
present when he came home.
381
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,426
Can't you get it
through your head?
382
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,623
This time he's not coming home.
383
00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:38,596
What do you mean?
384
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,808
I hinted for an ant farm
385
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,392
and he said he
might bring it to me.
386
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,770
Bub won't come right
out and say it, but...
387
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,825
I know he, he feels like
a fifth wheel around here.
388
00:16:50,893 --> 00:16:53,411
Dad, he is the fifth wheel.
389
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,691
Next to Dad, he's the
biggest wheel in the house.
390
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,549
That's not quite what I meant.
391
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,185
I think what your
father means is...
392
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,238
Bub feels unnecessary,
393
00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:07,792
sort of elbowed out of the way.
394
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,895
He didn't exactly
promise me the ant farm.
395
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,125
Well, why should he feel that?
396
00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:14,509
Well, how would you feel
if someone shoved you
397
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,566
out of your room?
398
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,551
And took your
place in the kitchen?
399
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,721
Well, he's given up
his room plenty of times.
400
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,301
And he's always griping
about the kitchen work.
401
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:24,325
Yeah.
402
00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:28,429
Besides... Bub's
different from you.
403
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,784
Well, he's... well,
he's just Bub.
404
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:38,033
He doesn't cha-cha
or other things like you,
405
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,774
but...
406
00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:43,427
well... well, there's
just nobody like Bub.
407
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,795
He's just great.
408
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,498
He's got to come
back home sometime.
409
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,662
Doesn't he?
410
00:18:01,731 --> 00:18:05,800
Bub's awfully lucky,
even if he doesn't know it.
411
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,234
Pretty smart, too.
412
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:10,954
He is what he is and
makes no bones about it.
413
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,352
Hey, Robbie.
414
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:19,380
I thought you were coming
back to help me with these things.
415
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,426
Gee, Bub, I forgot.
416
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,351
Steve, are you going
to take me to the depot?
417
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,866
Well, I didn't think you'd be
ready to go this soon, Bub.
418
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,383
Your bus doesn't leave
for an hour and half.
419
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,487
Yeah, I know, but I
don't want to be rushed
420
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,643
buying my ticket and
checking my baggage.
421
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,323
And, Robbie, will you
get that Thermos bottle
422
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,175
and that shoebox I left
on the kitchen table?
423
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,681
Shoebox?
424
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,617
Yeah, this is a 60-mile
trip, so I packed myself
425
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,837
some of Selly's chicken
and a little coffee.
426
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:44,300
Can I drive you down, Bub?
427
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,917
Now, you know you
can't put all this stuff
428
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:48,242
in that sawed-off
old jalopy of yours.
429
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,388
Well, I'll take the wagon.
430
00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:50,344
Dad won't mind.
431
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,345
Will you, Dad?
432
00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:52,747
Well, no, but, Bub...
433
00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:54,560
Now, you know, you've
got your physics to do,
434
00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:57,618
an-and don't give me
that "no homework" line.
435
00:18:57,687 --> 00:18:59,186
I saw that last grade of yours.
436
00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:00,438
Here they are, Bub.
437
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,805
Can I ride down with you?
438
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,124
You certainly cannot.
439
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,459
You got to watch these
guys like a hawk, Selly.
440
00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:07,511
Anything to get out
of their homework.
441
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,057
Now, if you want
something to do, Mike,
442
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,659
you can put these
bags in the car.
443
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,616
Bub... Bub, how come we...
444
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,950
And you other fellas,
445
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,730
don't forget to bring
the rest of my stuff over
446
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,887
when you come up
to see me next week.
447
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,066
Of course I'll be working,
448
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,324
but I'll have time
to visit with you
449
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,559
when the feature picture is on.
450
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,228
And don't forget to feed Tramp.
451
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:28,299
And do whatever
Selly tells you to do.
452
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,728
Don't forget to have 'em pitch
right in and help you, Selly.
453
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,637
And, uh, Steve, will
you tell the Pearsons
454
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,473
that I'll drop them a postcard?
455
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:52,723
Well, Bub, I'm not going to try
to tell you how sorry we all are
456
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,351
that you're going to leave.
457
00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:57,912
There just aren't
enough words for that.
458
00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,480
We love you and we need you
459
00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:01,298
and we want you to stay.
460
00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:08,038
But I guess you have to do
what you think is best for you.
461
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,236
You kids can have all
the free passes you want.
462
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,006
Let's go.
463
00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:47,528
Bus for Rockville now arriving.
464
00:20:47,596 --> 00:20:50,397
Have your tickets ready, please.
465
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,265
Well, it won't be long now.
466
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,835
Deluxe Theater, here I come.
467
00:20:54,903 --> 00:20:57,805
Taking tickets, selling popcorn.
468
00:20:57,873 --> 00:21:00,507
More fun than a
barrel of monkeys.
469
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:02,509
Kiddies' matinee every Saturday,
470
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,110
patrolling the aisles,
471
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:08,081
telling the monkeys to shut up.
472
00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:10,417
O'Casey, who you trying to kid?
473
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,163
If you can't stand your
own three monkeys,
474
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,722
how are you going
to stand 300 of them?
475
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,139
This seat taken?
476
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,253
No, help yourself.
477
00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:32,423
What in the world
are you doing here?
478
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,525
Going back to South Madison.
479
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:36,355
Well, who's going to
take care of the boys?
480
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,996
Well, I don't know.
481
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,242
With you going to Plainview,
482
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,599
Steve'll just have
to find somebody.
483
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,251
But he was counting on you.
484
00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:46,152
Well, why should he count on me?
485
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,755
I was just there on vacation.
486
00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:49,824
Vacation? Well, he...
You weren't figuring
487
00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:51,625
I was going to take
over for you, were you?
488
00:21:51,694 --> 00:21:53,894
Well, I ju... Why, good grief.
489
00:21:53,962 --> 00:21:56,029
An old gal like me
who's lucky enough
490
00:21:56,098 --> 00:21:59,116
to have a place where
she's wanted and needed
491
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,802
should stay put and not
traipse all over creation
492
00:22:01,871 --> 00:22:03,771
looking for greener fields.
493
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,806
Well, he sure needs somebody.
494
00:22:05,874 --> 00:22:09,476
It's not that I don't love
Steve and the boys.
495
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:12,980
I do, but, well, they
were getting tired of me
496
00:22:13,049 --> 00:22:15,599
and... I was just getting tired.
497
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,803
For pity's sake, I'm 60, not 30.
498
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,957
He's figuring on
that pesky Aunt Mae.
499
00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:25,358
You'd think there was
something wrong with getting old,
500
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,561
the way people keep
fighting it all the time.
501
00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:30,814
She don't understand
those boys for sour apples.
502
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,500
No, sir, I know where I belong,
503
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:36,670
and I'm going back
there and enjoy it.
504
00:22:36,739 --> 00:22:37,905
Aunt Mae.
505
00:22:37,973 --> 00:22:40,006
Aunt Mae.
506
00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:41,720
Not enough starch in the shirts,
507
00:22:41,744 --> 00:22:43,455
not enough
seasoning in the food,
508
00:22:43,479 --> 00:22:45,557
too much yakking
over the back fence.
509
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:48,415
Why, even Tramp
can't stand Aunt Mae.
510
00:22:48,484 --> 00:22:53,904
Bus for Rockville,
Guston Station, Apex,
511
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:58,576
Plainview, Palmer Falls, and
South Madison now arriving.
512
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:03,046
Have your tickets ready, please.
513
00:23:13,442 --> 00:23:15,920
If that old fussbudget thinks
514
00:23:15,944 --> 00:23:17,856
she's moving me out of my house,
515
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,140
she's got another think coming,
516
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,724
I'll tell you that.
517
00:23:22,117 --> 00:23:24,051
Well, Selly,
518
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,920
don't forget to come back
and pay us a visit real soon.
519
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:31,069
And don't forget
520
00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:33,360
to send me the recipe
for your brownies.
521
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:39,366
Thanks, Selly.
522
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:48,436
Aunt Mae.
523
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,973
Every time I think of that
cantankerous old chromo,
524
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,563
I get chills and fever.
525
00:23:56,785 --> 00:23:58,985
Pretty close call, Selena.
526
00:23:59,054 --> 00:24:00,153
You just saved yourself
527
00:24:00,223 --> 00:24:02,323
from being sunk in
the fountain of youth.
528
00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:06,510
All aboard, please,
for Rockville,
529
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,979
Guston Station, Apex...
530
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,999
Shh.
531
00:24:13,069 --> 00:24:15,251
All aboard.
532
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,972
Well, I could disappear
533
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,440
off the face of
this earth tomorrow
534
00:24:20,509 --> 00:24:21,942
and who would know it?
535
00:24:22,011 --> 00:24:24,511
And who in tarnation would care?
536
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:28,298
Yep, man needs more than
just a place to hang his hat.
537
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,211
Got to have folks
around him who need him,
538
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:32,047
who care about him a little.
539
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,504
You'd better believe it, friend.
540
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:35,573
You'd better believe it.
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