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So far in the series: Find me a more serious job.

Let me repay you the debt and let's finish. - I want you to go back to school.

Someone has to do the dirty work.

That's what I need someone like you for. - Marina kicked me out because of the dress.

I told you I was on probation, didn't I? Now I'm going to live at your place, okay?

I can't go back to Bataysk, I'm under investigation there, Uncle Thomas.

Better here, let's keep an eye on him. ok the three fools

to divide the territory.

Hey PE teacher, tune in.

I don't beat women.

Worse for you. Come on.

I think you did not understand me. If I hit you with an elbow, the silicone will pop out.

Look at her. Well done.

Wake up.

What do you think I sent you back to school for, Thomas?

You're stupid, you don't know how much money they give. - He wanted a serious job, please.

From today you are a security camera. Money comes, stays and goes.

A job that doesn't require intelligence. Just like for you. Don't relax.

Is the task clear? - And when should I wait for your nasty company?

Me!? I shouldn't be in the whole scheme at all.

Tomorrow they will bring the physical teacher's parcels.

And in the evening they will be picked up by a girl who looks a lot like me. clear?

Straight spy passions. Do you want us to make up our own?

a secret, spy handshake? Do you like?

Got it, I'm not small. You get the kinks, you don't know anything. You sit and watch.

No questions asked, right? - Don't waste your smart thoughts,

that if you exhaust them, there will be nothing to pass on to the children.

PHYSICAL TEACHER 23 series

There was an accident last week. Chukin, Loginov and Zaitsev

rode on the grand piano and broke it. It costs 10 thousand dollars.

How do I recover damages? - Easy.

I will find the culprits, freeze the assets.

Take your time, you'll have the money soon. - Okay.

The Mamedovi brothers... - Give me the whole list right away.

Surname, class, crime , and I'll get there myself.

Smirnov stole money from the guard.

Medvedev pees in the flower pots.

We are relatives. Mameva does not come to school.

Gavrilov... - Stop.

What is this? When did Sanya Mamaeva become a runner?

Since her absences in the diary exceeded a hundred.

She has an exam coming up and she hasn't been to school in 4 months.

Think about it, I'll hang around a bit and come back. Why punish her?

No one thinks to punish her. I want to turn it off.

Yes. There are two ways, one is to turn it off myself retroactively,

but I don't want to fight with her father. - You better not fight with him.

Second option - to give up on her own. - Sure.

Come on, Evie, a third option. I'll talk to her.. She's going back to school,

Study normally, take the exam and everyone is happy?

Oleg Evgenievich, this is utopia. - Dealing with Mamaev is utopia.

Here... Got you, that's it.

Here are 500 thousand, as we agreed.

Put them in the safe.

A trifle. I myself am safe. - Shall we shove them in you then?

I remember in 1995 we went drinking in Samara.

I was responsible for the most important. Stack with mineral water.

For the morning. That, brothers, is responsibility.

I kept her safe until the morning without any problems, and you are talking to me about some money.

Where's the surprise? - Stop!

Banana, you're free. I'll take care of myself there.

I knew you'd be back. Evil always returns.

Look now, I came to talk to you about Sanya Mamaeva.

I know it's not coming. The question is where does it go?

I don't know, he doesn't pick me up, he deleted me from "friends", he doesn't come to school.

If it wasn't for you with your moronic actions, it wouldn't have gone away.

You are a demon, you feed on people's suffering and fear.

Are you here for another dose of pain? - Little one, don't talk to me

with incomprehensible words. You stress me out. I can break your head like that.

My problems with Sanya are my problems with Sanya, I will solve them myself.

What shall we do, Romeo?

We have to go to Sanya's father, - Why?

to go to the mobile operator and he, through triangulation, to locate her.

I told you in no uncertain terms. - Triangulation.

Mobile localization. With the help of three cells they can see

where each phone is located. Everyone's watching us, it's…

...conspiracy of the special services.

Sure. You come with me. I'm waiting for you at the entrance.

This is your first serious gangster assignment.

You sit and watch the jacket. - Understood.

Where is the jacket? - The bag is in the safe, the safe in the office.

The office at school, school in Moscow, Moscow in Russia, Russia to hell.

Let's go bro. - You sit, guard and don't move from here.

Even if you feel like peeing, you won't pee. - Sure.

As long as there is a safe, - Yes?

what am i for - Uncle Thomas may not make it in time.

You will cover for your uncle. You will give the jacket to the bad aunt.

Thomas, won't he be angry that you left someone behind?

Enough of you, Psych. She didn't say I had to hand it to her personally.

Said the PE teacher. There he is. Yes you are. Do you understand?

Understood. And who should I give it to? What's in the jacket? How do you say?

You ask a lot of questions, Dimas. - At least describe the address.

A puffy old lady, upon entering, will start shouting immediately.

He can bring a helper with him. With a dumb face.

Sure, I got it, Uncle Thomas. Don't worry, Dimas Productions

will fulfill everything. - What were those glasses for?

Let's go, Thomas, put it down already. - Wait. Tighten up.

I have a receipt.

Excuse me a bit. Hello.

Big trouble, friends. My daughter, my daughter, my child,

got lost in Moscow. Help me find her, please.

This is the one, Valya, her... brother. - Brother.

Her brother. Look how worried he is. He ate his mustache right off.

Provide a document certifying your relationship with the client.

I have, of course, at home in the locker. But by the time I go to get it,

the gypsies can kidnap her and make her a prostitute.

You have one... ...that one...

Trigulation. - Triangulation.

Tri-an-gu-la-tion. - You do have one, friends.

Call the police and we will assist. - But aren't you people?

You probably have children, animals at home...

Our company sympathizes with you, but unfortunately we cannot help you.

Now, look. The manager... - Help us. Please.

Only Sasha can calm dad down. Now he will get angry and beat me and mom.

Do you see.

Why are you portraying me as a monster?

Look, friends, what's happening. Hang in there, son.

Now the little one will lose consciousness. - Tell them where it is and let's go to lunch.

Are you sure it's right here?

They ask you, Mustak? - You gave me the coordinates.

And what? How are we going to find her among these devils here?

I understand you, Valya.

I'll take a look.

Hello, metallurgists. So I'm looking for a girl.

That's what everyone here is looking for. - Very funny, ponytail.

Her name is Sanya. Sanya, raise your hand, we need to talk a little about something.

Get off the stage, bald. - Don't spoil the party, daddy.

Leave you freak.

Shut up!

Listen, friends, shut up for 10 seconds.

I have to try the phone as well. Please, quite humanly.

That's it, travelers, keep letting loose.

I'm so sorry, but you can't log in. It's sanitary hour now.

What is your name? - Kisic.

Kisic!? - Kisich, what kind of name is that?

Where did you get the mobile? - I bartered him.

Are you lying to us, slug? - It's a lie, ya.

At least he had thrown away the sim card. Who steals phones like that?

I would have if I had stolen it, but they really gave it to me.

Nasty. Who are you lying to?

You will report them to the police. Now the truth or you will drink from the urinal.

Where did you get the phone? - Mom gave it to me.

I just don't know anymore.

Look now Alexei Alekseevich is forced to suffer,

from the feeling of being lied to. - Of course. Keep going.

Thomas, dry your hands so that there are no screams...

...premortal. - I swear, Mom gave it to me.

I pierced her nose and she gave me the phone in return.

Imagine, Loha, if you had pierced your mother's nose?

To Olga Vasilevna? God forbid you get your nose pierced.

Let's go to your mother. Dad might be there too.

With a smile.

Moustache? Is it raining?

Excuse me.

Valosha, son?

Oleg Evgenievich!? Oleg Evgenievich!?

Oleg Evgenievich, help me!

Well, metalyugo, have a nice trip. - I'm not a metalhead, I'm a Satanist.

I will go, Foma, while we were inside, Marinka called me 7 times.

In principle, after the 3rd time, it is not good to measure myself in front of her eyes.

But I have nothing to lose - I'll take the risk. - Okay.

Can you take me to our place while I was covering for you there

my money and card were stolen. - Didn't they steal your conscience?

Enough, take it away. - Get in the car.

Well, bro, I'll go.

I'm going with the one in the trunk too. - Mind your own business.

Come to me little one, do you want the lollipop, but only after the dump...

Here, Oleg Evgenievich, I have brought you an assistant.

So who are you? - The physical teacher.

You do not say. Where is the real one? - I am his confidant.

Excellent. So instead of following my orders,

he just went somewhere. Right? Where could it be I can't figure it out?

Inflated cranium

...when he enters he will start shouting...

May bring a helper with him. With a dull physiognomy and in black clothes.

Where did he go? Why are you silent? - No panic.

Everything is under control. I was warned about everything.

This is for you. - What is? For the grand piano so fast?

That's right, for the grand piano.

Oleg, as always, tried his best. But the important thing is that there is a result.

We have arrived. Come on, get out.

Do you live here? - No, our base is here.

Your base? Very good.

Yes, Dimach? - Your aunt is coming.

Everything was as you described it. He was shouting, but when he saw the money he softened.

Good for you. Go to the canteen and eat a mini pizza.

Which one is your mother? - The one with the growths.

As you grow, I mean.

Mommy?

I want to talk to you.

Oleg Evgenievich!? - Mother!?

Well yes. Mamaeva - Mom. I invented it.

Do you like it? - Sasha, look at yourself.

What do you look like? What about your father? - He has been in Germany for half a year.

He doesn't mind. Nobody cares. - I'm napping.

But I'm begging you. What do you want? - Sanya,

I made a big mistake, with a dear person, I was wrong.

Thanks for the work, Thomas. - What work? What is happening?

Sanya, I had no other choice. - How could you? I believed you.

Traitor. - Let's go, daughter.

I want to talk to you in private. Let's get some things straight.

Go somewhere!

Sanya, it's about school. - I don't hear anything.

Sanya? Do you find it very funny? - No.

Sanya?

Sanya? It's about the school. You have to come back, Sanya.

Don't pee when you get on? - Danger is my middle name.

What did you pick on me?

Sanya, I'm very worried about you. I'm worried, Sanya, understand.

Well, if that's the case, I'll go back to school. - I understand that you hate me.

But understand that I gave my word, my honest word, that I will return you.

And if, Sanya, you don't come back right away, I just don't know.

If Sanya doesn't come back, I'll jump off the roof.

And then live as you wish with this guilt.

Oleg Evgenievich, what cheap blackmail. - Blackmail, not blackmail I jump.

Well, what are you waiting for, I still have her. - Do you know, Sanya?

My death will weigh on your conscience.

I will come to you at night, transparent and cold.

Unconvincing. - I understand that you hate me, Sanya.

But you will not punish me if you do not return, but yourself.

Farewell!

Oleg Evgenievich!?

What are you doing? Are you stupid? - No.

That's not fair at all. - Fair, not fair, mom,

what matters is the result. That's right. - Okay, I'll go back to school.

Are you satisfied? But I have a condition.

What condition now?

You didn't just betray me. - And who else?

And Tatiana Savovna too. If she goes back to school I go back too.

Do you swear? - I swear.

But I will talk to her after the vacation. - Then after the vacation I'll be back.

Okay, I'm going tomorrow. - Okay.

Listen, Sanya, isn't there another way down? Elevator?

Or haspel of some kind? Or go through the garbage chute?

God.

Hello boy. where is the teacher - I'm replacing him.

I did not understand. When will Thomas come back? - Who knows. Are you a parent?

Do you want me to show you my office?

I think you did not understand me.

Elenka - a candy bar? - My dear teacher,

how you doing? - No need to thank me.

I don't work for "thanks". - Where are my clothes?

Don't mess around. My man called and confirmed that he gave them to you personally.

Right? Well, talk to the guy.

Dimas, what is this nonsense. - You said it yourself, you evil, arrogant old lady.

He didn't say it about you. But you didn't say there were two evil, puffy old ladies.

Everything matched. He was screaming, he came with a fool.

And I was wrong. - He gave Elvira the quintessence, didn't he?

I do not know. You didn't tell me a name.

So... - Please don't tell me anything now.

Give me half an hour and you'll have the money.

Fucking junkies.

What are your normal shoes for?

Best contributor of the month. Well done, Oleg Evgenievich

I still haven't fixed the piano and I have to return the money.

A bit of confusion ensued.

Oleg Evgenievich, what is this money? - For children.

Charitable fund. His manager gave them to me, and what did I do?

Well, as for the kids, take them, but I already paid for the grand piano.

How so? Why are you in such a hurry, Eli?

Okay, I'll be okay somehow. - Oleg Evgenievich?

I wanted to ask you, - What?

your friend Alekseevich why isn't he coming? - He left.

For the Antarctic, in the penguins. - Forever?

He turned out to be a penguinophile.

Speak up, 90s scumbag, who is this? your son?

Nephew. - Are you all idiots?

What was this important business, and you went out? Which is more important?

You didn't say you would come to me, but to the physical teacher.

Basically with him. He is also a PE teacher. So what?

Thousands are missing. Dollars. - Deduct them from the debt and you're done.

It's your own fault, if you weren't playing spies there wouldn't be any problems.

So it's not my fault and you have nothing to blame me for.

I'm tired of you already. I want a break from it.

You come to my office on Monday. Obediently,

in full readiness to do any humiliating work.

Did you understand me?

I didn't hear? - Yes.

Goodbye.

Do you see, Dimas? That's a puffy old lady.

Upset. - Upset.