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So far in the series: I am your nephew, Uncle Thomas. Dima.

You don't owe me anything anymore. I sold you the debt.

Come to me at 3, I'll see you and decide

how and where you will work for me. - Nobody!

He'll never be able to pressure Thomas, okay?

This is Elena Andreevna. - And what?

She served all barovets in Moscow.

Uncle Thomas is back.

Hello, Castell. Of course I brought them, but what a question.

I guarantee the quality.

Approximately one kilogram.

If it is for you, the price is different.

Oops, I totally forgot you were here. - Yes. I sent you the resume.

I'm waiting for a call. Yes.

Looking for work. - Well done. When you find it, you disappear from here.

Along with your dumbbell.

Uncle Thomas, we are our own people, aren't we?

I can be of help to you. - What can you do to help me?

You can stay for now.

Prepare something for us to eat. I'm in good shape, right?

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Ultra absorbent!? - I don't know, they gave me those.

I'm not a bucket!?

It's a matter of life and death, my friends. Sanitary napkins of some kind.

They hurt a friend, we need to stop the bleeding.

Well, I'm not sure which ones would be suitable for this case.

Better get night, ultra-absorbent, just in case.

Just to tell you. This is the first and last time I go to the market.

You have a friend, let him go for bandages.

I do not know. I prefer the bald one to send.

I recall. You owe me 300 thousand. - I remember.

As soon as I owe, I'll pay them back. But he offered me a more serious job.

Let me repay you the debt and let's finish. - More serious!?

Let me think. More serious?

Here it is. Dry cleaning. Go and get my clothes from there.

Only that. Will you make it?

You are very stupid. I don't need you at all, you need me.

Offer me a job and I'll tell you if I'll do it or not. clear?

Too bad. I'll have to sell you. I have a client,

Chechen... - Why bad now?

I understand that you are in such a period now. Hormones are going crazy.

I understand you. I'll take your clothes, and you find me something more serious.

Is that fine?

Wait a minute. He worked as a PE teacher, didn't he?

I was working, yes. - So, Makarenko,

you will come back to work there again. Can you?

For what? - I must be interested in that.

And if not - no, there will be no more serious work.

OK, I'll be back.

PHYSICAL TEACHER 22 series

Leo

You haven't called in a while.

Come on, sit down, friend.

Enough, Leo, sit down. - I have an appointment. If anything, I'm at the pool.

Sure. - Yes. Family life has begun.

Just remember what to lie about, then I'll write it on a piece of paper.

So, Leva, I have to go back to school.

Let's just say I'm starting to miss it. Can you help me?

In what sense to return?

You have effectively burned all bridges. We have just begun to forget.

What have I burned? What are you talking? - Don't you remember anything?

No. - Today is an unusual teacher's day.

Today we will be giving out teaching Oscars.

So. The first Oscar...

The first Oscar goes to…

Oleg Evgenievich, we are having a party right now,

and it seems to me that you are also invited to it.

From...

...first of all I don't owe anyone, secondly...

Oleg Evgenievich, come home and we'll cover you...

You should not! You don't have to cover for me.

What do we have here, huh? - Oleg Evgenievich...

Svetlana Petrovna for best class.

Friends, do you know how Svetlana Petrovna works outside the classroom, huh?

He's just trying so hard...

For the most cowardly lion. Hold.

Leo. For a real man.

Here, hold.

Eli, you are our real man.

Welcome, brother.

Aunties, this Oscar is for you, for the most…

...meaningless existence. Complete emptiness simply.

Do you know how much I appreciate your kindness?

Why tell, I'll show you.

The woodpecker will now come out of the hollow.

Tanya?

Teacher of the Year

Then you tried to set the teacher's room on fire.

Then you threw up.

Tried to log in a few more times, but not so brilliantly.

Now what? Have you decided to come back? You set yourself unattainable goals, Thomas.

Leva, you are smart, you understand that everything is from alcohol, right?

Of course you don't think so. - I do not think so.

Tell our girls. What happened to this Tanyuha?

He immediately left and left. - Well, big deal.

I'll deal with her later.

So what, men? Let's party, huh?

Yes, yes. But my pool treatments are over. I'm glad to see you.

Gang.

I'm about to give up. At the pool with a dry swimsuit.

Psych, can I go to the principal? I don't think I hit him too hard.

Just give me a light one.

Can I ask you for a favor?

Get Lena's clothes from the chemist. - So you started with her?

But I'm not your courier? - Why courier? Friend.

Who leaves no friend in trouble.

I will go.

A handsome man. Hello Albert.

It seemed to me that you and I have something...

...we did not part on good terms. And such. I'm sorry for everything.

I bring you something. From a good heart.

This is an i-phone!? - Yes.

Is there a TV aerial? - Yes, yes.

Yes, of course I forgive you.

I so...

...I have to get back to work.

I miss my children. - Ah, that's what it was.

But now the director is Elvira Petrovna. Looks like the gift is for her.

How so? What have you done moron, did you lose school?

Elvira Petrovna gave me something to sign.

And I accidentally banned the "People's Front" congress in our hall.

And I had to retroactively become a teacher.

So she stole it from you, right? The school?

That's how it goes, yes. But what can I do?

I am a simple teacher. - Here's what I'll tell you.

Stealing the stolen is always easier.

Let's go.

You called me, Albert Vasilevich.

Oleg Evgenievich, hello. Where have you been? Where did you get lost?

We thought they had committed you to the insane asylum.

Nobody took me anywhere. I was relaxing.

In Somalia. I have a task for you.

I'm starting to miss your assignments, Oleg Evgenievich.

I think the time has come to return the school to the old government.

You are right. There is no wi-fi anymore, the classes have become very boring.

I tried to keep my classes entertaining, but my neta was weak.

So, Banana, I'm installing cameras. I want this parcel

to go quietly into the hands of Elvira Petrovna, to her personally.

Our scheme is foolproof. - But she won't take a bribe.

Will take. Everyone takes, the important thing is to give it right.

Dad also said when he went to "correct" my grades at Elvira's.

He was almost arrested. Good thing the cops are taking more.

You see, Oleg Evgenievich is not the smartest in the school,

and he remembered that the plan was lame. - Think, friends, now I'm coming back.

Bodyagin, have you seen a panda sneeze? - I'm not, Albert Vasilevich.

Hi courier, did you get your job back? - Almost yes.

Did you get my dress from a chemist? - I almost got her.

Hear me, Caesar, you cannot half-do two things half-done.

I have a very, very important meeting in 2 hours .

With a very, very important person.

And I really, really want to... - I understand, I understand, I understand.

In exactly 2 hours the teacher will bring you the dress. That's it, bye.

Idiot. - What's up, friends?

The clock is ticking, time flies. - Look where he pees, Evgenievich.

Don't make me mad, Banana. - Oleg Evgenievich, just look,

it's a strong social project, it's called "occupy pedophile".

What to buy? - Evgenievich, here's the one here, the strong one,

pretended to be 14 years old and wrote to the one with the mustache on Facebook.

For what? - Now I will explain. You arranged a meeting

and came with cameras. Now they will punish the criminal. Some paradox emerges.

Nice topic. Come on guys let's do the same with Elvira? Occupy Elvirilai?

Great, Evgenievich, but how exactly? - You will be our bait.

Small, fat, live bait.

Sit on the couch, come on.

Evgenievich, can you find someone else? Mustache for example?

What Mustache? What are you talking about? Come on, bare that body.

Now Elvira Petrovna will come. How do you turn on this damn camera?

You have to press the screen. Like this. - Are there no more buttons? A fabrication.

Come on, come on, take off your clothes. - At least leave the pants?

Who are you going to turn on in pants? Take them down, then whatever happens.

Oleg Evgenievich, maybe you shouldn't? - Three minutes. You will suffer.

Because of the beloved teacher. And end.

Come on, move, quick. - I will do anything you want,

but you will correct my grades, won't you? And you won't tell ours.

Remember the intonation. You will speak to Elvira with even intonation.

I told you to lie on the sofa.

Provocative look made.

Marina, turn on the fan.

Hello? - Psycho, you have to bring it to me quickly

Lena's dress at school. Did you get it? - I took it. But let it be for tomorrow?

Today we have a fish day with Marina. You figured out who's going to fry who, right?

And now I'm lying down and getting ready.

Brother, my life depends on it. Come on, you only have an hour.

Marina, everything is canceled for today.

I got an urgent job. Thomas called.

Go prepare everything yourself, without me.

Don't get away, Lyosha. I can extend the probationary period.

I have important things to do. Don't you think I would just cancel the fish day?

Okay. And what is this garment case? - No!

Don't touch it, it's not for you.

Bodyagin, what are you doing? - Fix my grades, Petroovna,

and don't tell ours, please. - You're going for a drug test.

That's how it was. Hello, long time no see.

You're free, little one, run.

I call the police, and they miss you. - Wait, enough with this police.

I have such a file. I will put a fat cross,

of your greasy career. End your royal career.

Here at. Look, mommy, look.

Come on, take off your clothes. - At least the pants should I leave?

No, no. Who will you turn on in pants? Take them down, then whatever happens.

Perhaps I shouldn't, Evgenievich? - Three minutes, you will endure,

because of the beloved teacher. - Interesting video.

The cops will love it.

I'm playing you.

Catch it, catch it. - Did you come up with it in your head?

Maybe you need to go to the hospital? - Look now.

Come on, I have to get back to school somehow .

That's why I came up with this whole Banana shit.

You weren't going to just take me, were you?

Didn't you just think to ask me? - I know you, it wouldn't happen.

Understand, Oleg Evgenievich, being a director is not so simple.

Yes, alone against all. And neither the teachers nor the students love me.

But you know that yourself, don't you? Someone has to do the dirty work.

That's exactly why I need someone like you.

Ever heard of a "mole"? - Do I have any idea?

Very good.

But I have one condition. I want the team to accept you.

It won't be superfluous to have a person there. - It doesn't work. Don't ask me for that.

I'm not very good at these things. Just give me the part with the mole.

Then in another school. - Okay, I got it, I'm not stupid.

I can put on a show in front of the team, they'll catch on right away.

Good plan. It's happening. It's happening.

Who thought of having a meeting after class!?

Hello, educators.

Friends, about that there, I said some things, each touched a little or a lot.

But I didn't think so, friends. Indeed. Do not be mad. Excuse me.

These are only words. Now you apologize, tomorrow you will offend again.

Go back where you came from. And take the package.

Well okay.

This package was for all of you. Something for everyone.

I collected, from a pure heart. - What's inside?

Something for everyone.

A new chisel for Kuzmich. You broke yours while making the ark.

For Holy Cat Litter. I don't like cats

but you, Svetka, love him. Let me pee in a comfortable toilet.

Vera, I remember that she used to visit Allegrova. I remember, yes.

It really is Ira's bra. I didn't like it.

Only collects dust. And you wear it with health.

For Leo - a swimsuit.

Dry in three minutes literally. - Why?

Don't walk wet.

And, Olya, I remember that you liked the pizza at the wedding.

With sausages. Here it is.

That's it. Don't remember me badly.

Remember I love hot dog pizza?

Even mom doesn't remember Allegrova. - Shall we give him a chance after all?

"Second Life"

Psych, from this waiting for a little bit my heart will fall on my heels.

Give the smelly dress quickly. - I won't give it to you.

Give me your keys first. - What are you talking? I don't like jokes.

Give me the dress, I'll be in trouble. - So you can see the joke, huh?

Marinka kicked me out of our house because of this dress. I told you,

that I'm on probation? I told you. Now I'm going to live at your place because of it.

Here live, just give the dress. - OK, go ahead.

On time. I sure did. - No.

I purposely delayed so that you would have time to undress

and now hop - in the new dress. And done.

I made it, I made it. What did you keep quiet about?

He wanted a dress - here it is. Back to work - done.

It smells fresh. I don't understand what your claim is.

Shavrantia - A lot of funny.

What is this?

And what is this?

This is that Marina, of Psyche.

Psyche's wife. - So let me understand,

that you like ruining my clothes? - No.

You want to piss me off? - No.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

What?

What are you looking at? I'll sew your dress up your ass.

To enjoy it fully.

Hello, Courtesan. How you doing? - Why are you doing it?

Let's go, roommate.

Are you from the 37th? - Let's say.

Why do you walk naked?

Why are you late? Didn't I tell you until 8?

Hello, nephew.

Breathe deeply and it will relax you.

Pick up your trash and best wishes to Bataysk. March!

I can't go back there, Uncle Thomas.

Don't make your uncle mad. Will make you smoke it all

and you will return to Bataysk on a flying dragon.

I'm in charge there, Uncle Thomas. I was drenched, Uncle Thomas.

I had a bath salts and fragrance business.

And one over there decided to take it from me, he has his own business,

and he started this with drugs. - Yes, it is true that there is such a scheme.

And what? - I ran away, what else?

If I come back I will be arrested. But mani me, pity for mom.

Okay, I'm going to live at the station, and I'll think about it later.

Thank you. - Don't do that, Thomas.

They drowned the young man, so what. It's not heroin though.

He'd better be here, let's keep an eye on him. - Exactly.

Do you hear, Bataysk, unpack the luggage.

If anything happens to him, my sister will eat me.

Take that garbage to the toilet too. - All of it!?

Everything, yes! - Understood.

All right, three fools, let's divide up our territory.