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So far in the series: Don't you want to go somewhere, get distracted?

With Alyona, everything happened very quickly and quickly ended.

Let's not make the mistake of rushing. - Okay.

Because of you I am capable of murder. - I slept with Oleg Evgenievich.

With our Oleg Evgenievich? - And with whom else?

At first I thought I was taking you down most brazenly,

but it turns out I was wrong. Cool person. - What is it for anyway?

To invite you to a wedding. It's great that you're both here.

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Oleg Evgenievich? - I'll break your neck.

Sanya. Be more careful when I sleep.

I wanted to ask you how I ended up in bed?

A strong uncle took you all the way to the 6th floor with his two bare hands.

What time is it? - 9 without 10.

You fumbled well. Come on, take your makeup off at school too. We'll see there.

I won't go to school today. - Why did you decide that?

We were supposed to have chemistry, and Armanovich was bitten by a cat and went to the hospital.

Maybe you need a doctor too, Grandpa?

Go to the doctor yourself, grandma.

Let's see who can do more punching, come on.

Get up. Number.

Let's start. - Okay, you've convinced me.

Something to say, huh?

PHYSICAL TEACHER 13 series

Bodyagin write it with “O”, not with “A”.

Holy!? There are other teachers here. Please act like a teacher.

It's okay, everything is fine.

If you're that impatient, I can even guard the door.

Hello people. - Hello.

Tatiana Savovna, go to da villa? - Go.

He has to go to the cottage. Digging potatoes, shaking Colorado beetles.

Right? The Internet will not last forever, and the potato will always feed you.

I love it when the old man cracks up. Why don't you come with us?

No way friends, I'm busy with work.

I've been here filling out the diary for an hour now. - Slav, why are you bothering people?

Maybe they want it to be just the two of them. - Who am I bothering? They will lie down

with Svetlana. And I will make skewers. - Awesome. Let's go, Olegcho.

I don't eat kupeshki skewers, but they will probably fry them.

I like to pickle them myself. - How are you guys? I make them myself.

And we will steam in the bathroom... - Why are you bothering him? See he doesn't want to.

I like to steam the male. - If you haven't steamed in my bathroom,

you didn't fuck the man.

In 1997, some dudes came to visit us from Yaroslavl, 60 people.

I was responsible for their entire vacation. 10 hours in a row, barbecue, bath,

barbecue, bathroom, barbecue, bathroom. They had a very good rest.

My boss was speechless. So, friends, before you sits the king

of the skewers and the bathroom. - Great. Then we won't harass

the royals and we'll go alone, won't we Slav?

Well no. Anyone can sit here and pretend to be great. Right, old man?

Okay. Come on, Svetla, break up your class,

and jump in the car.

This is already a fairy tale, your majesty. We will not rush, but do not abandon.

We'll see who's left behind. - Slav.

Get out. Make way, come on.

Should I push you?

Speed ​​turns me on so much.

Baby, what are you doing? Don't distract Schumacher.

Let's see you. Breathe my dust.

I just skipped over you. I am a driver, the best.

Does the winner want to claim their prize?

Do you need help, old man? - I'll handle it myself. Keep going.

To: Antosha Zdravey. I'm thinking about you.

Hello, do you know what they gave us for homework?

Hello. What are you doing?

Hello. Nothing. I'm bored at home.

To: Valya Valya, help! I write with Antosha.

I want your advice.

To: Sashenka Hello. My advice is

don't write anything - sing.

nothing - inaction.

Hello - congratulations.

Do you want to meet?

Shall we go for a walk?

Sorry, something's wrong with me. I gave you my jacket yesterday and I have a cold.

I'm lying at home.

Who texts you so much dude? - Nobody. Some kind of spam.

And what's going on with Alyona? You're still separated, aren't you?

Be careful, I'm after you. - It is OK. Everything is fine.

To: Alyona Zdravei.

Goodbye. - I want to ask you something

A little while ago I got a call from heaven.

They said that the most beautiful angel had escaped.

But I didn't betray you.

What do you want, Borisov? - You. I miss you.

I was seriously asking. I thought you wanted to apologize.

Sorry, baby.

Very creative. Push yourself harder.

There they are. Where did you get lost?

We drove slowly, not in a hurry. - Well, this is our cottage.

We don't have children yet, so it's not big. - It's not big!?

I've only seen one in a magazine. - You saw the same one.

A construction company built it. "Home for me".

You're going to have trouble with this house, Vyacheslav.

Payant construction. Shallow foundations.

From now on it gives way, and when the snow falls, everything will fall apart.

Let me show you around.

There are the bathroom, the pool, the wine cellar, the movie theater...

It's like we've never seen a movie theater.

Let's cook the meat, the chicks will starve.

How nice that you don't have to wear anything formal at the cottage.

I got tired of heels and skirts at school .

We left so quickly that I didn't manage to change. Do you have something for me?

My clothes will hardly fit you, I wear "S" and you are "M".

Do you want me to give you Slav's old shirt?

If nothing else, that's what happens.

We're at the villa, aren't we? She still knows how you're dressed, doesn't she?

Yeah, we're not in a beauty pageant. - Of course.

How about something like that?

My dear. Do you want me to come to your place to take care of you?

I'm afraid I'll infect you. Better not.

Fuck, I feel so bad now, because of me I got sick.

Don't worry.

I am conscientious. I will come.

If you want tonight I'll write you later.

Okay, I'm waiting.

To: It's raining, it's raining, wow, I couldn't wait

your answer. But I'll probably go to Anton's for a short time tonight.

Sasha, the abbreviation SMS stands for short message service. And areused

for transmitting short messages, but not suitable for SMS novels.

If you want to meet and I will explain what you have to do.

To go to a sick person...

A cold can be dangerous.

To: Antosha I want to see you so much.

I feel bad when I'm not with you, especially since it's my fault.

See how it's done, close to the fire, close with the lid and after 10 minutes

everything is ready. - Sure. You didn't serve in the barracks.

Just give me 4 bricks and a place for the fire and I'll show you how men do it.

"Instagram", "Facebook", "bluetoooth". - The latter certainly knows it.

Were you hungry?

Old man, do you know what "bluettoth" is?

Didn't I grow in a pot?

This is one of those. Come on, just don't eat your fingers.

Thank you very much, Oleg Evgenievich, but Slav made so many skewers,

and we how we were hungry swept them, I don't think we can eat any more.

The most delicious thing I've ever tasted. - Am I not a girl?

I love grilled meat. Real. Male.

Imbued with masculinity. Aroma of wood.

With the smell of a horse's saddle.

That's what I was talking about. Deliciousness.

The bathroom must be heated. Let's go.

Or reconsider. - It's a shame to leave this delicacy like that.

Come on, girls, eat.

Guess someone is going to pass out in the bathroom now. Let me push a little.

What is he calling me for, Antoha, when you're just sitting and chatting?

Sorry, dude, I was thinking about what to say to Alyonka. I'm yours now.

Imagine if you had such a superpower,

whatever chick you ask for, every one will give you. But,

after every feat you shrink by half a centimeter. Will you want her?

I feel bad when I'm not with you, especially since it's my fault.

Forward to: Alyona

Very nice. Okay, I forgive you.

Only now I'm busy and you won't be able to see me.

And with what, if it's not a secret?

You're very curious, I won't tell you.

I'm choosing a dress. - Do you want me to help you?

I'm very good at choosing clothes.

Well then, help me, voter.

This one? Or this one?

What did you see? Let me see, Antoh. Show me.

There is another option, but you're unlikely to like it.

Super. Carry on. - You are very clever. First you.

It is OK. Wait, I'm coming back now.

That's what I was talking about.

Are you okay? Aren't you warm? - No, I don't have anything.

Maybe you should go a little outside on the bench to sit.

what's wrong with you Why are your eyes like that?

I got smoke from the fire when I was cooking for the girls.

Yes, yes, that's right. Just be careful not to burn your hand,

we had such a case, his skin remained on the hat.

I'm going to get a little steamy.

Let me help you.

Well okay.

You hit like a girl. Come on, fight like a man.

They seem to be doing great without us. - As children are, who is better.

Good thing we're not like them. - Yes, but we have nothing to measure ourselves against.

Even I envy you. You have so little

so tucked in chest.

Not like my bombs. They're downright awful.

I can neither jump nor run. Men don't look me in the eye.

Don't worry, World, that's why your legs are so compact.

I'm serious. I suffered with these long ones. Moreover, they are also slim.

Not even any jeans fit me. It's a good thing there are shorts and skirts, otherwise.

That's why she got lucky with her hair. Well yes, look how rare it is.

But in a good way. And look how thick mine is. I can't wash it off.

They go bathing for two hours. - That's why you wear make-up like that

blue, green, red. And you don't walk like me, pale as a dead man.

To: Antosha Why did I keep silent?

Did you get my SMS?

Didn't I offend you?

If you don't want to, don't write.

Sorry, that wasn't meant for you.

Now it's your turn.

Let's step it up a bit, shall we?

Let's step it up.

Are you alive? - Come on out. We miss you already.

Too bad we have to go out, the ladies are calling us.

Otherwise, I could have at least another half hour. - I warmed up there.

I would lie down to sleep here even.

After you. C'mon, c'mon. - You first, old man.

Meet the champion. - Come on, get out already.

Come to me. Easy, easy.

To: Sashenka Don't risk your health

If you go...

It's raining, come help me at least now. Which sexy photo should I choose?

File format not supported - Broken phone.

And imagine, Antoh, another superpower. Any chick you look at

immediately see her naked. - And how will you look after your mother and grandmother?

Nasty. I had n't really thought of that.

You're a big fool, Borisov, you can't even send me a picture.

So you don't need me! Don't come near me again, freak.

Sent to: Mamaeva

Anton, I'm talking to you about serious things, and you don't even hear me.

We can bring Thomas cream for being boiled like a crab.

Come to me, my winner. - Wait a minute.

I have a Skype call now and I'll be right back.

What are you doing? Can't you see I'm barely alive?

Don't touch my nipples. - I've been waiting for this all day.

You will wait a little longer.

Enough, what's bothering you?

Wait, World. The world?

The world?

Saint? Lights?

Come here. - I do not want.

Come on, quick. That's enough. Come on. - I do not want.

Exactly. More, come on.

Shut up.

Kudos! - What is going on in here?

Help us.

Little one, you must protect your father. It can't be stressed that much

at this age. - Let's fight to see who is more?

Come on. Now you have to follow the regimen.

Massage, gel and dog fur belt.

I understood you. - Thank you.

I'm sorry it turned out that way, old man. you rest then

and we will watch a movie.

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