All language subtitles for Fizruk.S01E08.2014.WEB-DLRip.(AVC).MediaClub_xvid.bulg.utf8.en

So far in the series: Anton will come.
- Or he will say that his grandmother is sick,

or the cat gives birth.
- Call mom, grandma is sick.

Can you really help?
- Give me the address so I can save your man.

I have no one to call.
- I'm coming, everything will be fine.

What do you have to tell me?
- I won't ask for your help anymore.

Psycho, what are you sitting there for? Can't you see
I've got him stuck here with this goat.

Help me carry it.
- What, not to get tired?

Tired. I'll get tired soon.
Elvira wants me to tidy up.

Arrange and arrange.
- The one with the bulb?

Exactly her, yes.
- Beautiful woman.

What are you strumming? Come help.
- Brother, why are you so tormented?

I'm not tortured, I'm angry, nobody here
respects me, you know?

Have you had enough yet? Fuck
all. Let's go to Turkey

Get wet, get a tan,
you'll relax.

I'll get wet and Elvira
will dry me off afterwards. Pick up the goat. Come on.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
8 series

Hello what are you doing?
- Hello.

I'm trying to figure out which hand
my brain is leading.

And why are you so cheerful?

VIP seats for Dorn's concert.
- Where did you get them?

They gave them to Dad, but Christina,
his wife, is having spa treatments and can't make it.

And I took them.
- Guys, sleep, Dorne.

It sounds logical.
- If you want, can we go together?

Well of course I had
other plans today.

But as soon as I please you, I will come.

Then at 8 in front of the club.
- Better in 7 and 58,

i hate cheesy weather.

Here on the right.
That's it, let it go.

It's no use being lazy.
But there are no advantages at all.

Look at it, sauna.

You just won't believe it.

Here we have our little Turkey,
right under your noses. What day is today?

Saturday.
- Very good.

We haven't rested
like humans in a long time, brother. Listen now,

I will call a friend, he will fix
everything in a day and we will have fun here.

Don't even think about it. Are you crazy.
- Thomas!?

I can not recognize you. Do you remember
the two St. Stradinkich and Kontsovsky?

The former thrashed about like sinful devils,
and the latter knew how to rest.

They ended up equally nasty.
But the Kontsovskys at least lived beautifully.

Fuck them all.

To that Tanya, Sanya and nonsense.
Get some rest. Right?

I've really worked hard.
Let's sit down normally and rest.

I will also invite Tanya, by the way.
- Yes, and the other one with the bulb.

It doesn't work. Without her.
- Let's just talk, like a teacher.

Alyona?
- Yes?

What happened to Borisov?
- Fuck that Borisov.

I'm sick. That was
the last straw.

I said so, if you can't find
fault with the club, go for it.

I will kiss his friends.
- A fool.

Freak.
- As soon as he is free, can I also try?

You are right, it is early.
Time must pass.

Hello chicks.
- What are you doing here?

I'm just looking, you're naked.
- Go away, Banana.

At least kiss.
- Banana!

Sure, I'm leaving.

Sasha?

I saw that your status in "Vkontakte"
is "It is very complicated", something is wrong?

And it's okay if you're sad...

Sasha, sorry, I don't think
I will discuss it.

I have two tickets to Dorne.
In the VIP booth.

Don't you have someone to go with?
- Not that I haven't, but...

...if you...
- I wanted to go for a walk in nature.

But I might as well go to the club.
- Then at 7:58 I'll be waiting for you there.

Maybe at 8?
- Yes, at 8. That's just how I said it.

So last time I got two
less chalks.

Now you get 5
more chalks for that, don't you?

Excuse me.
- Don't jump on me like that.

Hello.
- Oleg, do you need chalk?

Chalk? Of course. This is how you should live
your life, Leo.

so that later, even with chalk, they cannot
whiten it. Dead is dead.

With few exceptions the zombies,
Tsoi and Lenin.

What are your plans for tonight?
- Do you have something specific in mind?

Couldn't be more specific.
Specifically - a sauna.

Specifically - here at the school,
specifically - right here in the basement.

You may not know

but Elvira Petrovna closed this sauna.
Such a scandal happened there.

I'll deal with Elvira.

When she comes, I'll steam her.
And what is the steamy person like?

Better, more responsive.
So come on.

If so, then we agree.
- Of course.

Sure, sure, girls.

May I have a moment, Svetachka?
- Anything is possible for you.

Let me ask you, aren't you friends
with Tanya?

You can invite her to
complete the team, so to speak.

no one splits.
- OK, but what will I get in the zemana?

What do you want? I can give you
a whole piece of chalk.

I'll pick the biggest one for you.

Why are you fighting, Mustache?

Don't fight, what's wrong with you?
- Banana, don't freak out?

Are you both crazy?
are you dudes or what?

Two on one, well done to you.
- But we just like that.

You have to show people like him
how to defend themselves.

Now they both care about one. Both.
Then you'll fight Banana. Come on.

I won't fight.
- Son, every man should be able to

to fight. Do you understand me?
- I think I'm going to the club tonight

and I don't want to spoil my face.
- Are you going to the club?

Then what are you happy about? While you're hanging out
at your place, he'll be having fun at the club.

Shame on you Mustaka.
- It's not. It's a lie. Who are you going with?

With Sasha Mamaeva.
- Only she would go out with you.

Have fun both of you.
Come on, Banana, go away. And you too.

Look now, Gena, that's it, Valya,
you don't have to keep your face in the club,

and you have to protect Sanya Mamaeva,
so that no one offends her, is that clear?

If someone offends her, hit him.
In the stomach.

And then you grab him by the throat.
Relax, it's nothing.

Sit down and breathe deeply.

It's hard to believe, but
I've never been to a nightclub.

Valya, I want to talk to you.
- Now. For a long time I wondered with what exactly

to go. I had settled on patent leather
shoes, trousers and a white shirt.

But then I decided that I wanted
to stand out from the crowd.

Youth is against drugs and alcohol
No words?

I do not know what to say.
- This is exactly the effect I was aiming for.

By the way, a bonus from my grandfather,
it will take us right to the subway.

It's raining, I'm here to tell you
it won't happen.

How so?
- I invited Anton and he accepted.

Excuse me. He broke up with Alyona
and I thought this was my chance.

What if I wear the blue suit?
- I'm very sorry, Valya.

You have to understand me. I want
to offer Anton an alternative.

For him to know that I'm the girl
he doesn't care about.

I understand.
- Just imagine.

The two of us to Dorne's song
"Let Me Know You".

And I reveal to him my feelings
for him.

Is it raining?
- Nice plan.

Are you crying?

What kind of movies do you like?
- Please?

What kind of movies do you like?
- I agree to.

My favorite is "51 Kisses".

Look at the sheep,
who did she come with?

Good thing Dorne's coming out in
an hour so we can talk, right?

Yes. Sanya, wait a minute,
I'm coming now.

Something to drink? Wine?
- No thanks. We don't drink.

A principled position.

Ya, what are you doing here?
- What are you doing here? Go away.

How did you get in?
- Young people, don't you want to?

make your life even better?
- And that's fine with us.

So how did it get in?
- A paying friend.

Let's treat the girl to something nice.
Promotion, 3 pills for the price of 2.

So your friend managed to get you
a spot on the dance floor? Very cool.

And we are sitting in the VIP.
- That's where trade goes best.

Does it cause you problems? Does it annoy you?
- Take it easy, mutra.

I came from VIP to greet her.
- No problem. I know him.

It is immediately obvious that you are a serious
person. I have a new pill. Do you want?

Come with me.
- Your friend left you for something.

You can come to us if you want.
- I don't know, my friends are here.

But if you beg me, let's go.

Why are you sitting like that?
What are you angry about?

Come on, take your clothes off.
Let's move the bodies.

But even in underwear?
- Even without underwear. I'm ready.

I fixed the pylon.

Sorry, sorry.
- Not so in front of the intelligentsia.

Friend, where is the bulb?

Let me. Pay attention to the ladies.
Look at them sitting and being bored.

He promised a party, didn't he?
- Well yes. And why are we sad?

Can't have fun?
I will teach you now.

So now, girls and you Lova,
let's all get steamy after me.

Come on, come on, be brave
- But we haven't undressed yet.

You will undress on the way.
- Come on, geography, I'm coming after you.

We're in, we're in, come on.

It smells like herbs. Eucalyptus?
- Yes, the best apothecary herbs.

How's the mood?
- Normal. So nice.

Very nice.
- I saw some acquaintances, Sanya.

Can they sit with us?
- Well, yes, of course.

I, Mamaeva, am healthier.

Beautiful dress. Did you get it from your grandmother?

Don't worry, Sanya,
she's just kidding.

What is the table deposit.
- 1500 BGN.

Why aren't we partying yet?
Friend?

Can we order
16 Long Island?

And a chip.

We are a gang!

Rider, come down here a little.
- Why are you so sad?

By the way, I know many secluded
places nearby.

Yes, but Tanya? Where is Tanya?
- Did not I tell you?

He won't come. He is at a concert
in the club with Slav.

Sure. Do you have her number? Give it to me.

What are you doing with this Tanya?
By the way,

there are many other free women.

I might invite them to come with Slav.
To join the team.

More people, more fun.

Take care, Oleg Evgenievich.

Come on, biology.

Hello? Tanya, it's Thomas.
- Yes?

Oleg Evgenievich also.
- Oleg Evgenievich!?

Let me tell you come here. It's fun with us.
Geography has already broken the pylon.

The psychologist is imposed with the broom,
and the Leo is done on horseback.

Thank you very much, we have fun here too.
Not like you, but it works. do you hear

That's enough. Come on, take Slav and come.
It's not good to break away from the team.

Not nice, yes. But I won't
be able to come. Thanks, bye.

Tanya, how are you? Are you having fun?
- Yes, excellent. She is perfect for me alone.

Baby, please don't. I told you.
I have many acquaintances here.

Let's see everyone, let's talk.
- Of course, go. I understand.

Don't be mad, I'll be back soon.

Why don't you get up and dance?
Meet someone.

Cheers!

I want you to throw out immediately the people
who are subtly pointing at you.

You brought them yourself, get well.
- We were sitting with the friend,

and these came and hinder us.

With the one over there?
- Well, that's how it looks.

Look now, I don't care
that you can't share it.

Then throw us all out.
- Why?

For drinking alcohol.
- In a nightclub!? A real nightmare.

But we are not 18 years old.
- Then don't overdo it and don't do it

ostentatiously. The most important thing is that it goes
without incident.

What a moron.

A couple for you.

did i catch you Why are you so sad?

Let's cut to the chase.

Sanya, don't, you'll fall.

Mamaeva, I thought you would carry more
for your weight.

Where did you manage to light up like that?
- Where? Everywhere? We have a deposit.

Come on down, you're a laughing stock.

Don't scroll right? What do you do?

So guys, what's going on here?
- A total cutoff is happening!

We have nothing in common. She got drunk,
and everything is fine with us.

Come with us.

Wait.
You have to throw us all out.

We have no complaints about the others.
Have fun.

Excuse me. Can I have a little?

Get your hands off her.
- You'll be picking your teeth off the ground.

Please? Do you know who you're talking to?
- Wait.

Alexandrovna, what are you doing here?
- I have to ask you this question.

What is the problem?
- What concerns you, girl?

Thanks for the "girl". I'm cool with them.

I thought so. Teacher.
- Right. What is the problem?

He got drunk, got on the table
and pelted people with ice.

I'm not drunk, I was just kidding.

Please?
- So let's let them go,

and I will have a serious talk with them.
- We'll call the police,

let them speak to them.
- Sure.

I'll call my friend now. He
knows everyone here and will make things right.

Haven't we heard this before?
Come on, we'll wait for you for 5 minutes even.

Thank you.

Now, now. Your music is too loud
in the club.

That's right. The person can't hear.

Wait.

Come on, Slav.

Oleg, it's Tanya. I'm in the night club
and I need your help.

Tanyusha, calm down, I'm already traveling.

A lot of interesting.

Some in the school work,
and others do it in a mess.

And where is Oleg Evgenievich? You said
you'd be fine with her.

Look at her! Dessert has arrived.
- The police will bring him in shortly.

And whose hooks are we for?

Can't we figure it out on our own?

Let's talk in private.
- Please!? Where?

Right there?
- In the steam room?

Don't be afraid, I don't bite. Let's go.

Come on, quick, quick.

Sasha, just explain why.

I don't know, sorry.
- You're welcome.

And I believed you.

Sasha? Well, she doesn't lick.
- Look at her. He doesn't know where he is.

Everyone here is decent...
- Hands down! Listen!

Tanya, Sanya, Tanya, Sanya, Tanya,
quickly in the car.

Shut up now! I'll bend your
knees backwards!

Do you understand?
In the car I told you.

Get inside quickly, or I'll drive
the peg up your ass!

To both of them, and this is how I will do it.
Clear!

Do you understand!?

I said get in the car.

How are you, Oleg Evgenievich?
- And you keep quiet.

After the container on the left.
- I know.

I meant well.

Where is Mustaka? Would you like a whip?

He didn't come at all.
I came with Anton.

You're not playing. But you're wrong, Sanya.

A friend is a friend. A holy thing.
For a friend through fire and water.

Goodbye.
- Goodbye, Sasha.

Oleg Evgenievich, thank you very much.
- It is OK.

where is your beau

He was busy.
- Sure. Did he dance?

Look, Tanya, after what happened
at the club, maybe...

...let's go to the sauna. I won't do
anything. All cultured, no problems.

I don't even doubt
the naked man's words.

Well done.
- But I better get home.

Sure.

How are the pigeons? Beak in beak,
wing under wing?

Oleg Evgenievich, I was just waiting for you.

I wanted to seriously talk
about the nativity scene you made in the basement.

I see you enjoy it
in all its glory.

Alexey and I were just talking.
- Sure. You have a lot to talk about.

I know him. His face
shows what you're talking about.

Okay, let's get it this way. You
haven't seen me and I haven't seen the sauna.

Okay, keep smacking.
Lyoha, if you need help, shout.