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Translation and subtitles: The Holy Trinity

In the previous series: I haven't seen you again. End!

Mommy? I'm the new PE teacher. And who is Mamaev?

Mamaeva. The one you just made fun of.

If you are not afraid to sit next to a strong person, sit.

Your problem is solved without B. - I will manage somehow without B.

Choose. Either you wash the car or we tell Tanya that we were done.

Stupid sheep.

Do you have children? You try to contact and chat with them.

So what of that. With us, everyone is equal.

The big one is a teenager. By putting on pants and half and ass is visible.

It pisses us off. - With Sanya, the problem is the same.

No matter what I do, she doesn't respond at all.

The problem is that you think about more than her.

What? - With teenagers

you must speak as equals. - Hello, Polya. Has it been reworked?

You are not right. Polya is aware of these simplicities.

I actually have a degree in psychology. - And what should I do, psychologist?

First, what do you know about this girl?

A girl is a girl. Mamai's daughter. And she studied somewhere in Switzerland.

In Sweden. Now she has come and is new to the class.

Is that all? It's small. - It helped me a lot.

Pole vault, psychologist.

Wait. Girls are vulnerable. They are offended by everything. You know?

That is, it turns out that the more you press her, the more she...

He rapped. That's right.

And mine ignites easily too. He immediately starts swearing.

Straight to the point, how is he going to swear? What should I do?

Just watch her for now. - In short. You have to shepherd her.

I found contraceptives in mine.

And now I'm baiting her.

Am I not a shepherd to feed her? Okay. I can see that the conversation is not going well.

I'll pull because I have a lesson in class. I will train bunnies.

What? I am a teacher.

PHYSICS TEACHER season 1 episode 3

Woman, is there anything to drink? - Sour, chicory, cocoa.

And something alcoholic? - There is fermented compote.

Gets up, pours two fingers.

Purely theoretically, you can expect revenge from anyone.

Just in case, don't be the first to enter class and wear clothes you don't regret.

There are simply no vacancies.

Hello, Oleg Evgenievich. - Hello. Talk to each other, talk.

I'll just listen. - Do you want something?

Me for yesterday. I went nuts. Who doesn't it happen to?

Rags here and there, the nerves are on edge.

Although the method used to work. - Everything is fine. Thanks.

Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Here is a dish that is served cold. Revenge.

Turn it this way.

Don't be afraid, Sanya. I will help as much as I can. I'll make things right.

Thanks. I'll handle this on my own. - Alone?

I'll just help you find the prankster.

Then do whatever you want with it. If you want it, push it, push it...

And if you want, he will carry your bag. He will bring it to you along with the one...

I keep forgetting what it was called? - No need. Just bullshit. I do not care.

OK, but if there's something, blow the whistle. I'm always here, Sanya.

What, does your head hurt? girls,

any chance someone can take care of it

for a lonely man and make him coffee? - Now I will.

It's very good. Arabica.

Look, do you have anything in your bag that will blow my mind.

Maybe it's the blood? Leo of 11 "a",

who terrorizes and annoys you the most?

For me, discipline is iron. But Bodyagin once

he poured acid on my pants. - Bodyagin?

And Borisov locked me in the laboratory. And someone smeared bacon on my board.

So. Trifles.

Leo, is there a person on earth who hasn't messed with you?

Valentine, one with a moustache. - With a mustache?

Like strawberry-smelling pimples.

Get up, Oleg Evgenievich. You have a lesson in 5 minutes. This is yours.

What schedule do we have? It's not a schedule, it's a nightmare.

A concentration camp. Just Auschwitz.

Do you know? This is a really hot topic.

Because of this schedule, I don't make it to Bachata at all.

For where? - For the Father.

And my classes are always after physical.

Children talk loudly, scream and stink.

And I don't manage to take the cat to meetings on Saturdays.

This has to be solved somehow. Why do we struggle? An honest word.

I'm afraid that Vera Petrovna will not agree.

There is nowhere to hide. We are more. We are a collective.

Gang. - Good morning.

Here look. My sister gave me the new catalogs.

Look. And samples. Note.

Canadian cosmetics with a 7% discount for acquaintances. It is very good.

Hey, listen. Can't you fix the graphics a bit?

It's tragic. Put some magic on him.

Of course.

Only I have to give the bonuses and write off the holidays first.

Then I'll tackle the schedule.

Anything else? - Come on, what are you talking about?

People are suffering. Here she fails for a machete. Children stink at Sveta.

Leva and his cat have no time left for their personal lives. What is this?

So an uprising? And which of the opposition will make a new schedule?

Perhaps you, Oleg Evgenievich?

It's not difficult for me. It's easy. No work for me.

Is Russian ok here?

I think we can stick the Russian anywhere.

Yes. She can stuff him. - Wait, psycho.

I will also have a night shift.

On Monday he set it after the first hour.

And physical after the fourth hour. - For what day?

For everyone. Everything else is up to you.

Listen, psycho. Remember...

Wait, I'm talking about work. Do you remember someone bullying your boss?

The anonymous one who threatened him? How did you find it?

No way. We found out the area he lives in and listed the entire area.

Then there was silence. What? - Nothing.

Some clown is saying all kinds of shit about Sanya.

I can't think of a way to catch it. - What do you think of him?

Find yourself a... snitch.

And you immediately ananis-anamis. - Anonymous.

What's up, do you understand? - I'm almost done.

But I don't fit 4 social studies. What should I do?

Psych, has social studies helped you much in life?

I need everything. - Here's the answer.

Don't mow. Take him somewhere. - Okay.

Strangely, the whole schedule shines. - Brilliant schedule, isn't it?

I don't understand, on Wednesday you set me an appointment with 6 "b" and 10 "a" at the same time?

They are in the same office so they don't run away from you.

Do I have second grade biology on Tuesday ?

Logic. Tuesday is the second.

The second is Tuesday. You wake up and remember everything. You are not confused.

Biology doesn't start until sixth grade! - Lev Romanich

there are 3 times a week for 12 hours. - And I don't have classes at all?

Aren't you sick? Take it from the Lion, it has 3 times 12.

For you, Oleg Evgenich, you have made a nice schedule.

What are you talking about, people?

You should've reprimanded when Elvira bullied you.

What kind of people are you? You cracked up!

Wasn't she asking who would do it?

You all sat and lasted.

You are not sugar to melt. You worked then and you will work now.

Think about it!

That's why I worked my ass off, hired people and paid them.

What kind of people are you? - To be honest, I still like her.

It was bad before, and it's bad now.

Where is the cosine? - What?

Hey guys, I have a great business proposition.

I don't sell my hair.

Handsome man! Dandelion! Well done! A strong decision.

What are you kidding, Banana? Did you slip Mamaeva's photo?

No, Oleg Evgenich. - Banana, sneaking into class

you will find out who did it and tell me. Is that fine?

I will not spoil anyone, Oleg Evgenich. No one will admit it.

You won't catch it. The pictures came on the internet.

I wish they were from Mars. I have my methods.

Guys, I'm waiting for the joker in 10 minutes in the lounge.

For a preventive talk. - What if the joker doesn't come?

Why are you making me mad?

If he doesn't come, the whole class will suffer.

For starters, I'm going to make you chew ropes. Did you understand?

Why should all suffer because of one? - Because what is our motto?

One for all all for one.

It affects you too. Did you understand me? - I understand, Oleg Evgenich.

Something like, if he doesn't come, we'll all bite the tree.

What do we have in common? - I'm sick of the fool Mamaeva.

Here's what I think. Let Stillman take the gun and the brothers and intimidate the teacher?

He got all wet. - What gun? What brothers?

My family is intelligent. I am an only child.

Enough. The teacher has nothing to do with it. We have to find the fool ourselves.

And how will you find it? The pictures came on the internet.

Leo, what do you think? - Maybe by ai pi, but...

We need Mamaeva's phone number. - We will do so.

Then we will press the troll ourselves. - Correct. It should have been done a long time ago.

If I have to, I'll call the brothers and get a gun.

Shall we smash it in the stomach and kidneys?

Finally. I will crush you.

I didn't expect you to be so happy to see me.

Have the gossipers got me wet yet? - They didn't soak, they reported.

No respect for colleagues. - Which colleagues, who are you beating?

Elvira Petrovna. So your little rebellion is put down. Hold on.

What about stupidity? Shit!

Why do I have 11 hours each? And on Saturday! That and zero! What is this?

Colleagues came to me, unhappy with your schedule.

And we collegially made a new one. And by chance it happened,

that you have such a schedule. By the way,

now you have two third classes at the same time.

Have a nice day.

Oh, Mamaeva! Hear us. You're cuter to us with a gorilla body.

But unlike others, I have more brains than a monkey.

Oh, how mean she is. Don't you have rabies? - Stop pretending to be smart.

Sasha, will you give me your phone so we can catch the troll?

Sasha doesn't care about this teasing. He doesn't intend to catch anyone.

At least he didn't think so before.

Guys, who took my phone out of my bag?

It's not funny anymore. - Haven't you lost it?

I remember putting it in the bag. It was stolen.

Who needs your phone? They all have nice mobiles.

Actually not. Mustakatko took it.

What? - Your phone is older than my grandmother.

Not me. I have an alibi. I came with Sasha.

Don't want to admit it? Then I'll call the police.

Give me a phone.

Is it raining? - Sorry, Sasha, I can't.

For your sake and mine. A phone can be bought. Reputation is priceless.

What a crazy thing happened to me in the gym.

The goat fell on me. Is there anything cold to wear?

Something cool to put in there.

You're ignoring me aren't you? Clear, clear, clear.

When you need help, Thomas, help. Thomas here and there.

And when Thomas needs help, the goat almost tears off my leg,

silence, nobody. Rotten rotten collective happened to me.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

They will play silent with me. And we've been through that.

How will I live without communicating with the team?

With the daskaliks? How do I proceed?

Nothing. The night will come. You will ask me for matches.

Hello, can I? - Yes, here you go.

Excuse me, may I make a call? - Of course.

If only it wasn't intercity.

Hello. I want to report a theft.

Sasha, what happened? - They stole my phone

and I want to call the police. - Police? I mean, militia?

Sasha, why the police immediately? Maybe we'll be okay somehow?

How? You are only teachers, and this is a job for the police. Or am I wrong?

You are not wrong. It's just that now we have a pedagogical council.

As soon as it's over, we'll call the police right away. Is that fine?

Well thank you. - That's it, go.

Well, and? What are we going to do?

Sasha, why are you here? Has something happened?

Everything is fine. I wanted to call, but there is a pedagogical council.

We can't sit like this. We have to decide something.

I have always said to ban these phones.

Let's go ahead and buy her a new phone. - Lev Romanich, and then what?

Should we starve for 3 months? - What's happening?

We have to ask you. - Me?

Yes. You are not doing well as a class teacher.

Now you are also disparaging the school. - Enough of your whining.

Yes to the steal of the century. - What theft?

Sasha Mamaeva wants to call the police. - Her phone was stolen.

And that's why he's going to call the police? - At my previous job

stole 8 million from the safe. A mole had appeared.

We made a hur-mer, in the evening the 8 million were in place.

The mole still feeds the worms in the forest.

Excuse me, did this happen at school? - In graduate school.

So you're a specialist in such things?

Wait, Oleg Evgenievich said he could help us.

Maybe he'll try to help us? - No no.

As far as I understand , helping is not accepted in this team.

We decided not to help each other. - Yes, He already helped us with the schedule.

Why should children suffer because of your principles? Are not you ashamed?

I'm not against help. Oleg Evgenievich is a respected person.

Yes, and judging by his face, Oleg Evgenievich fits perfectly

to solve precisely such questions.

Okay. Oleg Evgenievich, help the school.

Please.

How is it that such a remarkable person like me came to you.

And that I don't have a bad memory.

A mole. A huge , fat, hideous mole has moved in .

The mole steals. The mole stinks.

Hear me, mole. I have a feeling I'll find her.

And I'll hang her by her little thieving balls.

Why are you shaking? Did you pick up the phone?

No. - Why are you shaking?

I'm afraid. - She was afraid!

Are you convinced yet? can i call now

Sanya, what kind of person are you? They hacked your phone and you immediately run to the hooks.

We will find it. I'll count to three.

At three I want to see the phone.

One.

Two.

Three. - The exercises are over.

Banana, why are you making me mad?

What? - Oleg Evgenich, you broke my nose.

What have I broken? I slipped on the ball. Everyone saw.

Come here. Come here. Here it is. He's fine.

We need to call an ambulance. - What are you rattling? Ambulance!

Ambulance, fire department if you want and Green Peace? It doesn't even hurt.

It hurts!

Come on, it doesn't hurt at all. There is a small scratch.

A scratch? He's losing blood. He needs a doctor!

Okay, I'll take him to the doctor. I have a great doctor. He has golden hands.

Do you see this? That's his job.

Otherwise, the chutura was in two parts. - I'm coming with you.

Come on.

Is this the private doctor? - There is none more private.

I did not remove the piece. I sewed it for you like this. For memory.

Thank you, doctor, from the bottom of my heart.

Hello Sedoy. - God, who do I see!

Thomas, how many years have passed! I thought you were already there.

You won't wait. You know I'm lucky.

I brought this young man to you, here he is. I brought you a panda.

Panda you say. Put it in.

There is a queue. This man will now pass out.

No no. Children have priority. - Children have priority.

Thanks, I'll stick around.

How is the eye, Thomas? - Winks.

Excellent! Shall we play like before? If I guess what happened to him,

the whiskey from you. - It's okay.

Was he clamped in a vise? - You're getting old, Sedoi. Did not guess right guessed wrong.

Okay, I give up. - A basketball flew by.

Alone. - This is something new.

Don't be afraid. We'll fix your beak. It will be like new.

Oleg Evgenievich, and pain reliever?

Give the dude, just don't fall. - On.

Ha, a lot, Oleg Evgenievich.

Is this really a private clinic? - Come on. Inject yourself.

Do not worry. The doctor knows his stuff.

It will fix your boyfriend's nose. - He's not my boyfriend.

Does not matter. I'm worried.

There was one case. Cellar - Concrete.

They caught him and chopped him into mincemeat.

There was no escape. His relatives even ordered wreaths.

And what do you think happened? The Doctor is putting it together piece by piece.

Well, then they buried him under the asphalt. - Have you heard of traveling in a sack?

Take the fighter. It's like new.

Oleg Evgenievich, can I have more painkillers?

Shall I break your nose again? Enough, Banana. We're leaving.

Shall I say something, Oleg Evgenych? - Try it.

Do you know who is answering the phone? No one remembered. Even you.

I knew right away that you hacked the phone. That's why I punished you.

And how did you find out?

As you stood in line, your nose was sweating.

And why didn't you betray me immediately?

Bro, I'm not betraying mine. A principle.

Because of this, you're going to snitch on me for the whole class.

And what should I bring?

Who, what, why, when, talk, movement.

Is that fine? - Well okay.

Now you're not a mole, you're a woodpecker.

Panda, woodpecker, mole? Will I ever be human, Oleg Evgenych?

Develop and grow.

If you insult Sanya one more time and the panda, and the woodpecker, and the mole

they will shake each other.

Did you understand me? - I understand, Oleg Evgenich.

Handsome, shall we pull?

End. The panda is saved. - Are you okay?

Shall we take you to a normal hospital? - What are you looking for, Mamaeva?

This is the best doctor. And I will come to treat a tooth.

I told you, Sanya, that everything would be fine. Now we'll find your phone too.

Sit down, I hope we don't see each other again. Come on. Around.

Ha, Sanya, look. There he is, lying under the bush.

It is covered with dirt. Handsome man!

On! Don't lose it anymore. - I was looking there.

You searched badly. I went there, and he is lying down and winking at me.

I do not believe you. - So what?

You cover the criminal. I'm not a fool.

Phone behind the pot. Private doctor in Khrushchevka.

Understood. You've been following me since day one.

Where do you grind them? I said it was lying under the bush.

Please don't touch me again.

New schedule. I understand.

There are no free hours or breaks.

You can train in the gym from the morning.

Do you see? You helped the team, and he helped you.

I got the scheme. - And again, thank you very much.

Personally from me. This is my first class as a leader.

It is very difficult for me to lead them.

I did it selflessly. Call if you need anything.

So you can ask me for something too.

Will you give me a massage?

Okay, just kidding. Let's sit somewhere like civilians.

Vince, leader, shaking.

OK, can I give you a ride?

Maybe, but without the wobble. Is that fine?

And a massage on the way?

Me to you and you to me.

Well, each to his own.