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Translation and subtitles: Holy Trinity
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Hello. Is it free?
- Busy.

Shall I sit down?
- Come on in.

Wait, wait.
- What?

Nothing anymore.

If you are not afraid to stand next to
a strong person, sit down.

You were gone yesterday. Are you new too?
- I'm old.

I was just dealing
with a kitten last night. The cat got sick.

Valentine.
- Sasha.

Let's agree on the rules
of cohabitation.

I won't shave my mustache.
Don't ask for it. They go to me.

Actually, that's all. Now yours.
- I don't have any special rules.

An anarchist? They don't like that here.

To tell you the truth,
they don't like anyone here at all.

Yes, I noticed.

If you don't want your jacket on fire,
listen to me.

Hello, people! In short, the topic is like this.

No one is ready for control. We'll tell
Tanya not to. Who is it for?

Excellent.
- Better to say

to write high fives to everyone.
- Listen, Banana!

What if I'm ready?
- Mamaeva, are you inadequate?

Are you going to pass the whole class?

Your jacket is on fire.

Well... If nobody's ready...
- You're my brain.

I will call you.
- Oleg Evgenich, hello.

Hello.
- The bell would ring. Why aren't you in class?

Why aren't you?
- I catch the latecomers.

Better sleep at home. Aren't you sleepy?
Look at the bags under your eyes.

Oleg Evgenievich!
- Just kidding. You look normal, Elen.

I am Vera Petrovna.
Quite by accident I clarified,

that we don't have any of your documents. And
we cannot hire without them.

So...
- How are there no documents? What do you need?

Here it is. Driving license. Power of attorney.
- Stop being a fool.

I need a diploma, employment record,
confirmation of discharge and SNILS.

I'll get you this SNILS. These days.
- Not these days. Today.

You need a man.
- I heard everything.

PHYSICS TEACHER
Season 1, Series 2

Tatyana Alexandrovna,
you didn't warn us.

What's the point of lying?
Maybe you said "b" class.

We already did, Tatyana Alexandrovna.
I had a five.

Don't listen to him, he's a moron.
Check again.

Wait guys. I'm not that old.
And I don't have multiple sclerosis, yet.

Now we'll see.
- I'm very scared.

I can't lie at all.
- I will teach you.

When you lie, lie and
look like a poker face.

Here, I have it recorded.

Ask whoever you want,
like the new one.

What's the point of her lying?
- Sasha?

What? Yes. Meaning. I don't have it written down.

It's raining, didn't they give it to us?

No.
- Well, if that's the case...

So let's repeat some things.

Hello, PE teacher.
How is life as a teacher?

Listen, it sucks here at your place.
- Shit. But I just settled in.

I'm thinking of removing this
and making a mini bar.

A sofa here. That's where
I remove all that junk

and I put plasma.
- Then he will be normal.

I brought you the documents.
- Great.

In short, brother,
we have packed you to the highest degree.

Eha!

10 thousand from you.
- No haggling at all.

At all.
- The dollar.

Are you a fool, psycho?
What 10 thousand for three bills?

You are a fool. With this now
it's absolutely killer.

They take away the fake diplomas.
They strip people of titles.

How do you know?
- How do you know?!

One of the partners
in the strip club is a rector.

All these scams and tricks.
At least ten thousand!

Got it, got it.
I will give them.

A man will come to you.
Kremenchuk.

You will give the mangis. I gave him your number.

Well, bye.
- Bye Bye. Thanks.

Eha!

Foma, will you find me the phone number
of this one?

The security will even be stiff.
I want to offer her a job.

Highly paid.

Are you a moron?
- Why?

He studies in the 5th "b" grade.
- Looks 20 years old.

Greetings to all.
- Hello.

Hey, come here.

Park yourself.

Will you look at my documents?
- Of course. It's an honor for me.

Not that I'm afraid. I went to give
the documents and there is no one there.

Oleg Evgenievich.
- What's wrong?

You are my idol, Oleg Evgenievich.

These are exceptional documents.

Teacher of the year 2009.

It was such a struggle this year.

Who arranged this fight?
- Are you teacher of the year?

I told you he was a good teacher.
Girls, we have a teacher of the year.

This is my first time seeing a top class teacher live .

Is this normal?
How is this being received by you?

You are the best.
Even Vera Petrovna is 13th rank.

Olympic reserve school?
- Yes.

Author of own methodology?
- Yes.

Can I take a picture with this?
- Come on.

What a shot! The director has taken care of it.

Oleg Evgenich, why are you so modest?

Why bother? I am a humble boy.

So where are you, Oleg Evgenych?
Why don't you come?

Did you bring the documents?

Maybe I will go without documents?
Between the drops?

You are, and I knew you had nothing.

Well, okay.

Our papers are in order, guard.
I can show them to you.

Higher category. Teacher of the year.

Olympic Reserve School.

Author of own methods.
Awards from the government.

And shoots.

And now I'm going to lie down.

were you ready And why am I silent?

I thought I was the only one who studied.
- Don't think you're the most special.

It's clear to me. I have a smart head.

Victor must have learned.
He walks and studies all morning.

These two too. And this.

And this one is fighting for a gold medal.
He is always ready for everything.

But that's half the class.
Why was everyone silent?

Because everyone lives by the law
of nature. Like primates.

The stronger is respected and the weaker
is rejected. That's how it's set up.

And I don't advise you to go
against the system.

Otherwise what?

A boy from the other class refused
to credit him.

Where?
- This way, brazier.

Come on, we're late for
literature class.

This is how modernism arose.

Which as a literary direction...
Symbolism...

Valya, was that you?

Not.

In general, Margarita Pavlovna,
a very suspicious type.

You understand that I wouldn't call
the inspectorate about nonsense.

I am very worried about the children.
- What about your director?

You know our director. He is very busy.

Plays with ai pada.
- Okay. I will come.

To see your Oleg Evgenievich Fomin.

Thank you, Margarita Pavlovna.
I knew you were a very responsive person.

You know that I will not remain in debt.
- You should not. This is my job.

By the way, I switched to Hennessy cognac.

I say, look, I've recorded,
and they say you haven't. What to do?

Should I go to Vera?
- Fuck these morons?

Drop them if they don't want to learn.

And so half will pay for themselves.
- And which ones aren't?

And? And prostitutes are needed.
- At least they are paid normally.

Chicks, what's going on, don't turn the rooster?
- Everything is edible.

Take it like me. I'm still alive.

Saint, pass me something to your taste.
I sense you have a light hand.

Does no one feed such a man?
- No one at all.

Listen, Tanya, my ears are blocked.
I will solve your problem.

Thanks, but I'll manage somehow on my own.

What's up with the cuff?
- I'm going, I'm going.

Come on, come on.

In short. The problem is complex, but clear.

I'll explain how to get better.

Imagine you are monitoring the market.
- A very strange example, but...

Okay.
- You arrive in the morning

to collect the sleeves, and they are pulled.

Include rear and end.
They don't want to pay.

What are you doing? Killing everyone?
Not an option.

There may be a crowd. There is always a nit
muddying the waters. Always.

The main thing is to find the instigator.
You grab it and start…

Until he finds out. And end!
The riot is over, you understand?

How do you plan to catch the instigator?

Secret, it's too early for you to know everything.
You will turn white quickly.

Thanks a lot, but I'll sort it out on
my own. I am disturbed by your secret methods.

Enjoy your meal.

From heart. It is immediately felt.
What are the patties with? With kittens.

So yes. Now you split
into two teams.

Some play leisurely basketball
for a breakup.

The others are going to wash my car. clear?

Is washing the car also physical education?

Yes, brazenly. Water treatments.

Divide your teams yourself.
I will come soon.

What? Did we break up?
- Yes.

Chop?
- Wait.

You go wash the car
and we stay here.

Mamaeva, where did you get so brave?

Aren't you drunk?

Sasha, we'd better go wash up.
- We're not going anywhere.

We got you out of control, didn't we?
- We got out on our own.

You stood and were silent.
- You could have said you were ready.

So take your pick.
Or you go and wash the car,

or we go and tell Tanya
that we were done.

Do you want one in the face?
- Break.

No way. Let the females thrash.
- Are you a moron?

What? Do you really want
to stay here?

Yes.
- Are you really betting?

Yes why?

Stay. I don't care at all.

It's not superfluous for me to get some fresh air
in the street.

Wait. I am coming with you.

Stupid sheep.

Shit! Mamaeva is completely out of her mind.

Boris, why did you immediately surrender?

Do you think he'll let you go?
- I forgot to ask you.

Guys does anyone have seeds? Medina?
- Why Madina now?

In short. That's the plan. We take seeds.
Spray on the lid. Pigeons are coming.

And end.
- Why on the lid? Go around.

Why scratch the lid?

That's the point.
- Well then.

But it seems to me that
we are throwing ourselves away with the pigeons.

And the front seat will be flattened.
- Then we're done.

What if he gets mad?
- And will tie the last one in a knot.

He's going to shove it in his nose.
- Better run for seeds.

Why I? Let him go.
- Why are you melting me?

Let the ladies in law come.
- Run away, let Madina go.

I'll punch you in the face.

Why didn't you say you had a bun?
- You're only asking about seeds.

I'll give it to you.

Wait, wait. I made it up. Give
the front tire a break

and we will say they are the pigeons.

Hey drunks,
it's payback time.

Crippled, who divided you thus?
- Sammy.

Alone? Well well well!

Mamaeva means. Did Brat and Bud
just go?

Why not? They are not the main ones here.
- Sure.

Okay. We're warming up.

Like this. Not bad. Okay.
Mamaeva, after me.

You will have a special task. What are we sitting on, fans?
Warm up like this. Get started.

I see everything.

Be careful not to get dirty. Sit down.

Sit here.

What are you doing, huh? What are you doing?

Why are you messing around? You know?
Why are you going against the knife?

What?
- Nothing!

Differentiate. Good from bad,
good from bad.

Life is simmering.
Associate only with those who study well.

You know? Is it warm?
- I warmed up.

So out of this mess,
you hundreds...

Dollars... Separate 10,000.

Carefully in a bundle and tighten them
with an elastic band.

Do you understand? What?
They are for a competition, for a tournament.

Well, rebels,
the punishment begins.

Enough chewing snot.
Follow me.

Where?
- Where? To wash the dirt.

From the bathroom. Maybe
it will come out of your head too.

We had to go wash the car.
- Bravo to Minus!

He began to consider. For what the hell?
I ask you?

What the hell did you have
to riot about?

It wasn't us. It was Mamaeva.
- We were completely silent.

Mamaeva is already cleaning there.
Up to the first number. Stir the tomatoes.

You realize your guilt.
- What are we going to wash with?

Where are the gloves, rags,
detergents?

We will wash with a spoon. Look what
a rag you've grown on her.

I'm warning everyone.
When I come and if it's dirty,

you will drink the water from the bucket.

Can you see? When he comes,
he will do exactly that.

Oh, just in time...
- What?

I solved the problem.
- Which question.

I solved that pedagogical question.
I caught those instigators.

You can catch them red-handed.
- That's what I was afraid of.

What are you afraid of? You decide what to
do with them. I already punished them a little.

What?
- I punished them.

Where are they? Take me there, Oleg Evgenievich.

There. Joke, come on, come on.

You decide what to do.
- I will decide.

That I'm afraid. I am not responsible
for myself at all.

That's where you are. Why are you here?
Why don't you play basketball?

How can we not play? I just
cleared a 3 spot spot. Is it cool?

Mamaeva, you got us involved in this for nothing.
We were going to wash the car calmly and that's it.

I tried for you.
Let everything be fair.

I'm allergic to mold.
The pumpkin started to itch.

So. I will say in Sasha's defense.

She got it even more. Right?
What made you do that?

To count money.
- Super penalty.

Guys, something is wrong.
Let's go to Oleg Evgenich.

No no. We were already walking. It came to our throats.

Let's cum and steam up.
- Okay. I will go to him myself.

Don't, Sasha. Please.
I was standing and no one was hooking me.

They didn't even know my name.
And it was good.

Excuse me. How do you say?

Eleventh "a".
Why aren't you in class?

Oleg Evgenievich said to wash the car.

We wanted to do
physical.

So Oleg Yevgenievich stood up for you.
- Yes. He said: "Go, wash."

They just peed on the tire.
Probably the pigeons.

Interesting cinema. Come let's get to know each other.

I'll catch up with you. I'll come
when they screw it up for you.

Hey goblins, what are you sitting on?
- Do they?

Do you know that these goblins,
as you say, are the most responsible children.

Tanya, what are you talking about? Look at them.

The spirits on duty. I understand from people.

What? Are we standing around chewing snot?
Did you study or not for the test?

Is it because of the literature?
- Wait, Sanya.

What are you talking about? We all studied.
- We haven't learned anything!

Stop bothering us.
- Stop!

I got a little confused.
- Why are you confusing Tanya?

I'm asking you!

Wait, Tanya. Now we will arrange everything.
- Oleg Evgenich!

What is going on here?
- This is a pedagogical experiment.

Why did you make the kids wash
your car?

What?
- Nothing.

They just can't understand each other.
One says we studied, another shouts no.

And this complete mess...
Excuse me please.

Stop it. Immediately!
What do you do?

You have no right at all.
- Listen, everybody.

Who's whining here?
- Stop hitting kids with rags.

Wait, Tanya. I do it for you.
- Did I ask you for this?

Oleg Evgenich!
- Wait, Vera.

You are fired.
- Meaning?

Vera Petrovna, hello.

Hello, Margarita Pavlovna.
I solve problems here.

The director has no time. Here look.
This is that Fomin.

Hello.
- Screams, swears.

He measures the children with rags,
and according to the documents he is just a super teacher.

But we understand
that the document is fake.

What are you rattling? How fake?
Watermarks there…

Forms, stamps.
- Wait.

What do you mean they are fake?
All forms have been entered into the database

and it is impossible. I assure you.
- I don't know about the forms,

but look at it. He is not a teacher.
- Vera Petrovna!

There may have been some leakage there.

Do you understand that you accuse the inspectorate
of corruption just because

the teacher splashed the children.
- Yes. Accidentally.

Accidentally.
- This is a very serious accusation.

By the way, you have a re-certification coming up.
- I remember.

Great that you remember. As soon as the inspectorate
has issued a document, it corresponds.

Yes.
- Of course.

Oleg Evgenich, give me a minute?
- Of course. I'm coming.

Well, did you tame, the sacker?
Take your exams first.

You are a soulful woman. Thanks.
Oh god! Thanks.

What are you doing, bald man?
Why are you melting me?

Why, woman?
- Nothing.

Where are you? Buy your papers
and keep quiet.

You think I made them easily?
Give me the money and I'll go.

Are you Kremenchuk?
- Az.

Don't you think
I took you out for your pretty eyes? Come on.

Thanks. I remember. A dime.

And until the first check, don't be here.

Teacher of the year, dammit!

I need at most a month
to move.

Only a jacuzzi is missing here. Idiot!

Jacuzzi? No. It won't come in.

What the hell?

What are you grinning at?

Where did this shit come from?
There is not a single tree.

What about the stench?

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