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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,880 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,920 - Coach. - Yes, Frank? 3 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,960 - Where do I go? - Proceed to the hub. 4 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,360 Got ya. 5 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,880 - How will I know who he is? - This is him. 6 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,360 Hi. Oh, oh. 7 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,400 Sorry. Fork. 8 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,320 - Amy. - No, no, my name's not fork. 9 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,480 - I guessed. It was just... - It's Frank. 10 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,640 - Do you wanna sit? Shall we sit? - I think it's that or stand. 11 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,920 Come sit, yeah? 12 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,520 Oh, oh! That's, um... I was on that side. 13 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,920 - Oh. Shall I...? - No, no, it doesn't matter. 14 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,640 Why bring it up? 15 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,080 Sorry. I'm so bloody nervous. 16 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:05,560 It's my first time on the, you know, the system. 17 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,680 - Me too. - Oh, really? 18 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,520 Yeah, I'm shitting it, mate. 19 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,120 - Come to mention it, you look terrified. - Do I? 20 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,920 - Yeah, quaking with fear. - Or maybe shaking with revulsion? 21 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,160 At least you stopped... shitting. 22 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,560 Oh! 23 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,720 Are you sure about that? 24 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,440 - Shall we stop talking about shitting? - Maybe order some food? Good plan. 25 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,400 Yeah. OK. 26 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,240 - Do you know how we order? - I think we use these. 27 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,880 - Oh! - Menu choice already established. 28 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,200 - Oh. Ta. - Here you are, sir. 29 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,400 And for you, madam. 30 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,600 Well, evidently I'm a pasta girl. 31 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,560 Yeah, I'm a, uh... 32 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,960 ...fishcake... 33 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,200 - Hmm. - Mmm. 34 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,200 - It's good. - Can I try some? 35 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,640 Are we... allowed to do that? 36 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,800 Fuck it. 37 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,720 Yeah, fuck it. 38 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,960 - Mm. That is good. - Mm-hmm. 39 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,760 So... we're both first-timers. 40 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,760 Hmm. 41 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,560 - Shall we check our expiry date? - Yeah, good plan. 42 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:29,080 Yeah? All right, um, so I think it's under "info." 43 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:34,080 Yeah, uh, "tap to reveal." We have to tap to reveal at the same time. 44 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:39,240 OK. So, on three, two, one. Go. 45 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,960 - Twelve hours. - Yeah, 12 hours. 46 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,800 - OK. - Bit, um... 47 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,120 - Yeah. - Bit short. 48 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,960 - It is a bit short, isn't it? - Hmm. 49 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,000 Oh. And getting shorter. I didn't realize it would... 50 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,400 sort of count down like that. 51 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,000 It's sort of sad. 52 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,240 Maybe we should eat quickly. 53 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:03,440 - Yeah. Yeah, maybe we should. - The race is on. 54 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,280 Come on, hurry up. 55 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,800 I guess this is us. 56 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,839 And this takes us to the place? 57 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,560 Yeah, suppose so. 58 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,760 - After you. - Thank you. 59 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,720 It's massive. 60 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,920 - Here we are. - Yep. 61 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,080 Huh. 62 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,920 - Do you wanna open it or shall I? - You go ahead. 63 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,160 - All right. - Ha! Too slow. 64 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,960 You're a knob. 65 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,040 Oh, God. It's a shithole. 66 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,600 - You're kidding. - I am, yeah. 67 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,200 Ooh! 68 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:59,080 It's nice. I, uh, like that lamp. 69 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,520 - Yeah, it's incredible, that lamp. - Fuck off. 70 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,840 Hmm. 71 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,840 Right. That's, uh... 72 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,200 There's an en suite. 73 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,640 - Shower or bath? - Both. 74 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,680 Ah. That's good. 75 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,680 Uh. Well, I'm... I'm just gonna use the loo. 76 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,800 Yeah, I've got to, uh... over here, so... 77 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:40,840 Yeah. 78 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,480 OK, seriously, what are we meant to do? 79 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,600 Query too broad. Please narrow. 80 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,360 Well, I mean, are we just meant to... I don't know, like, just go at it? 81 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,760 Define "go at it." 82 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:00,960 Fucking hell. 83 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,760 So, are we meant to just have sex with each other? 84 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,960 Participants are not required to take any specific action. 85 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,520 Yeah, but I mean we can, right? 86 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,600 I mean, people do if it's just a short time? 87 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,240 If that's your decision. 88 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,720 - It's up to us? - It's up to you. 89 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,680 I could just sleep here. 90 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,760 Don't be daft. You'll be scrunched up in a ball. 91 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,920 It's not awful. 92 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,680 The bed's pretty big. I'm sure we could both fit in it. 93 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,960 Yeah, OK. 94 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,880 Must have been mental before the system. 95 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,560 How do you mean? 96 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:59,720 Well, people had to do the whole relationship thing themselves, 97 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,960 work out who they wanna be with. 98 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,880 Hmm. Option paralysis. 99 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,840 So many choices, you end up not knowing which one you want. 100 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:11,800 Yeah, exactly, and if things seem shitty, 101 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,440 they'd have to figure out whether they wanted to break up with someone. 102 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,440 How to break up with someone. Fuckin' hell. 103 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,160 - Just a nightmare. - It's not like when it's all mapped out. 104 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,880 God, no. It's so much simpler when it's all mapped out. 105 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,000 Hmm. 106 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,440 - This is weird, though. - It really is. Hmm. 107 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,920 - Well, then. - So... 108 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,840 Thanks for being my first. 109 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,200 Oh. Yeah. 110 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,960 Bloody time. 111 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,200 It was great, you know. You were nice. 112 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,080 So were you. 113 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,920 If we had this time again, you would totally get it, by the way. 114 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,160 - Oh, you... You bastard. - Sorry. 115 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,600 - You'd get it, too. - Fucked that one up, didn't we? 116 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,840 Yeah, totally. 117 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:24,320 I guess I just don't see the point in something that short. Twelve hours. 118 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,440 Even your reaction to a brief encounter 119 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,200 provides the system with valuable information. 120 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,360 Yeah, well, I didn't even do anything. The system thinks I'm a prude. 121 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,480 The system makes no moral judgments. 122 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:40,000 Yeah, but how do I know she wasn't the perfect match for me? She was... 123 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,880 Your ultimate compatible other has not yet been selected. 124 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,400 Yeah, I know, but it's... 125 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,120 The system gains insight as each participant progresses 126 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,640 through numerous relationships 127 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:52,680 and uses the gathered data to eventually select an ultimate compatible other. 128 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,280 On your pairing day, I know, and it always finds your perfect match. 129 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,840 In 99.8% of cases. 130 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,120 But I have to go through loads of relationships to find it. 131 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,160 - That is correct. - Great. 132 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,920 What was that? 133 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,760 - Another relationship. - What, already? 134 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,600 What's this, another one? 135 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,320 That is correct. 136 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,320 I'd best go get changed, then. 137 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,480 Holy fuck. Tell me that's him. 138 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:35,440 I cannot confirm identity until a personal introduction is made. 139 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,880 - Hi. - Hi. 140 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,160 Identity confirmed. 141 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,200 - I like your hair. - Yours is good too. 142 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,960 It's all my own. 143 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,360 It's just funny. 144 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,320 Hi. 145 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,240 I'm Frank. 146 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,480 Hmm. 147 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,200 Nicola. I've been here a while. 148 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,760 Aye, sorry. I was getting changed. 149 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,960 - Really? - You started already? 150 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:21,840 - I was hungry. - Yeah, course, yeah. Sorry. 151 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,800 Come on, let's get it over with. Checking the expiry. 152 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,520 Oh! Yeah, yeah. 153 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,200 One year. 154 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,720 We've got each other for one year? Could be a mistake. 155 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,360 - Coach, is this a mistake? - This is not a mistake. 156 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,200 Jesus fucking Christ. 157 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,360 There'll be a reason. 158 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,280 Thanks. 159 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,360 Look on the bright side. Chicken tikka masala. 160 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:10,960 What? 161 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,720 Chicken tikka mas... It's a joke. 162 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:20,240 Right. So you're the sort of person that makes jokes. 163 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,000 - OK, so on three. - Two, one. 164 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,360 Oh. Interesting. 165 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,600 Nine months. 166 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,520 Well... cheers. 167 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,480 Cheers. 168 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,200 Pretty much the same as my last one. 169 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:10,840 - How many of these have you had? - Relationships? So far? Five. 170 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,240 - Oh. - I'm an old hand, I suppose. 171 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,160 Listen, I'm just gonna jump in the shower. 172 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,320 - OK. - Won't be long. 173 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,480 Hey. 174 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,120 Hi. 175 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,480 So, listen, if you're OK with it, this is relationship five for me, 176 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,200 and I've found it's best to have sex straight away upfront. 177 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,440 Right, yeah. 178 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,800 Kind of breaks the ice, gives an early overview of compatibility and so on. 179 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,720 Yep. 180 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,560 So I'm consenting to everything now. 181 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,440 Whenever you feel comfortable doing the same... 182 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,080 Tikka masala. Just... 183 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,880 - What? - It's a bit tikka masala. 184 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,600 - Oh. I'm sorry. - Talking makes it worse. 185 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,600 Sorry. 186 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,400 No, no, you're gonna have to do it from behind. 187 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,280 - You what? - From behind. 188 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,000 Bit faster? 189 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,560 More motion. 190 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,000 Not like that. More motion. You're all in out, in out, 191 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,440 like you're trying to shut a drawer into a filing cabinet. 192 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,400 - Sorry. - It's just boring. 193 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,120 Want a bit more side to side. 194 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,680 Like this? 195 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,520 No, not really. 196 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,600 What was that? 197 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,000 - Nothing. - Hmm. 198 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,040 Fucking hell. 199 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,280 So I can't just walk away? 200 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,000 That is correct. 201 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,120 One day it will provide you with the ultimate match. 202 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,880 One day. One day. 203 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,280 So I'd just like to say, 204 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,240 do have faith in the system, because it does deliver. 205 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,560 It did for us. 206 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,160 You have so many experiences, 207 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,720 and then one day it pairs you up with your ultimate match, 208 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,280 the best in show, as it were. 209 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,600 Ha. 210 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,120 So if you're having doubts, just hang on in there. 211 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,880 Because it really does work. 212 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,600 Garlic dip. Thanks for that. 213 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,680 - Hi. Hi. - Mm! 214 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,880 Was that, uh, your...? 215 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,800 - Yeah. Nicola. - Oh. Nicola. 216 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,160 - Hmm. - Ha. 217 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,040 You OK? 218 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,280 No, you're not being...? Are you being serious? 219 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:47,240 Oh, my God. OK, this is happening. OK, um, just... 220 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,040 Oh. Thanks. 221 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,600 - You look well. - Thanks. 222 00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:01,600 I'd return the compliment, but you've just spat food on my shoe, so... 223 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,960 To be fair, it is a revolting shoe, so... 224 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,680 All the better to kick you with. 225 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,240 Was that really hard? 226 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,680 - Ouch. - I'm so sorry. Fuck. 227 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,640 Shit. 228 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,240 Oh. Oh! Um... Uh... 229 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,680 Lenny, this is, um, Frank. Frank, this is Lenny. 230 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,600 - Hi, Lenny. You all right? - Hi. 231 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,320 We were together for a bit. 232 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,880 - A small... small bit. - Yeah, just before we... 233 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,920 So you two...? Oh. That's... that's great. 234 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,920 So, I mean... it looks like you two make a great team. 235 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,960 Yeah. 236 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,360 - Yeah. - Um, I'll see you. 237 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,280 Yeah. 238 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,280 - You know that noise you make? - What noise? 239 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,160 - Do I do that? - Yeah, you do, quite often. 240 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,760 Does it bother you? 241 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,640 A bit, yeah. 242 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,840 - I'll try not to. - OK. 243 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,360 So it's been great, really. 244 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,320 - Shame it has to end. - But end it must. 245 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,560 Anyway... 246 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,000 OK, bye. 247 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,080 Another partner already? 248 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,960 That is correct. 249 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,320 So, three, two, one, go. 250 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,400 Thirty-six hours? 251 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,200 Well, uh... bye. 252 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,200 - Bye. - Bye. 253 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,600 Three, two, one. 254 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,480 - I just wanna say... - Don't. 255 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,120 Well, I learned what it's like to cohabit with someone I despise. 256 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,720 - Is that useful for the system? - Everything happens for a reason. 257 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,120 That's sooner than I expected. 258 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,000 - Hello, you. - Hi. 259 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,160 Hi. 260 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,920 Is this right? 261 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,600 - Yeah. - I mean... 262 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,480 Yeah, I didn't think the system would hook us up again. 263 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,040 No, me neither. I mean, I hope it's right, obviously, but... 264 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,720 - Coach, are we sat at the right table? - Yes, that is correct. 265 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,000 OK, well... 266 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,840 Wait, um... Can we not check the expiry date? 267 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,280 - Uh... Why? - Just sick of it. 268 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,840 The system's just bounced me from bloke to bloke, short fling after short fling. 269 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,360 I know they're short flings, they're just meaningless, 270 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,160 and I get really detached. It's like I'm not really there. 271 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,560 So the other week, I was with this guy, God knows who, basically just a haircut. 272 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,560 And I literally had this out-of-body experience. 273 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,640 I wandered out of my body, and I sat in this chair across the room 274 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,200 and I watched myself fucking this guy. And I was, like, what is that all about? 275 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,280 That is literally just a dick going in and out of a hole. 276 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,720 Yeah, that's pretty detached. 277 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,000 When it's a long-term thing, it's just as bad, 278 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,560 watching the clock like you're a prisoner, counting the hours, the minutes. 279 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,240 - Oh, God, I've been there. - Yeah. 280 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,440 - Yeah, let's not check the expiry, then. - Yeah. 281 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,640 - It's a deal. - Deal. 282 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,200 - OK. - Bring on les fishcake. 283 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,800 I don't know. 284 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,600 - So? - So... 285 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,280 - Might as well. - I suppose we have to. 286 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:30,000 - Don't know how much time we've got. - Yeah, it could be ten minutes. 287 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,680 - Think you could last ten minutes? - Fuck off. 288 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,920 All right. OK, then. 289 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,680 Wait. One of us should get undressed first. 290 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,280 - Why only one of us? - It'll be funny. 291 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,680 Go on then. Get your kit off. 292 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,920 No. No, it was my idea. 293 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,040 All right. 294 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,560 This is kind of emasculating. 295 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,440 Well, then, you'd better make up for it in a minute. 296 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,120 ♪ I'm gonna see your dick ♪ 297 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,840 Sorry. 298 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,960 - ♪ I'm gonna fucking see it ♪ - Yeah, OK. Yeah... 299 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,840 What if there is no scrutiny, it's just putting us together in any old order, 300 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,480 and we all go along with it 'cause they're always telling us how clever it is? 301 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,200 Yeah, but it does put people with the one. It's got a 99.8% success rate. 302 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,280 But how do you know they're perfect matches? 303 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,800 I mean, what if all it's actually doing is gradually wearing us down, 304 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,280 putting us in one relationship after another 305 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,840 for random durations in a random sequence? 306 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,760 Each time you get a little bit more pliable, a little bit more broken, 307 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:24,280 until eventually it coughs up the final offering and says that's the one. 308 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:28,480 And by that point you are so defeated and so exhausted 309 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,600 that you just accept it, you settle. 310 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,440 And then you have to live the rest of your life 311 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,640 convincing yourself you didn't. 312 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,360 Well done. That's one of the bleakest things I've ever heard. 313 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,160 Thank you. 314 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:52,680 Right. Do you wanna know my theory? Let's assume the system isn't random. 315 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,000 - It's as sophisticated as they say it is. - OK. 316 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,160 Right, so using these, it slurps up all your reactions, yeah? 317 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,200 - It builds up a complex profile. - Mm-hmm. 318 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:05,680 Every crazy thought you've ever had, all your dreams and your weaknesses and... 319 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,440 - And your mad theories. - Yeah, like, everything in your head. 320 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,080 - Right. - So if it's everything in your head... 321 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,600 - does it have thoughts? - All right, so now you're gonna say: 322 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,960 "What if that's us and we're stuck in a simulation?" 323 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,560 Well, how would we know? 324 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,120 I think that settles it. 325 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,440 I might have been programmed to go "Ow." 326 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,400 OK. 327 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,240 - Hey, come here. - No. 328 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,240 - Coach? - Hello, Frank. 329 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,080 - I've gotta know. - What would you like to know? 330 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,920 The expiry date for me and Amy. I need to know how long. 331 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,920 You're not gonna talk me out of it? 332 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,960 Would you like me to talk you out of it? 333 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,120 Yeah. Uh... No. I... 334 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,840 Don't know. 335 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,840 No, I'm not gonna do it. I said I wouldn't. 336 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,560 We shook on it. 337 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,679 Fuck it. 338 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,520 Recalibrating. 339 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,480 Coach? 340 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,680 - Coach. - Recalibrating. 341 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,000 What's happening? Coach, it's getting shorter. 342 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,320 One-sided observation has destabilized the expiry date. 343 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,360 - What? - One-sided observation 344 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,520 has destabilized the expiry date. 345 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,200 Recalibrating. 346 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,520 'Cause I looked at it on my own, it made it shorter? 347 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,440 - That is correct. - Why? 348 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,560 Everything happens for a reason. 349 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,000 All right, well, undo it, then. Make it go back. 350 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,680 I cannot do that. Recalibrating. 351 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,040 What if she looks at it? 352 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,680 Once shortened, the expiry date cannot be extended. 353 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,120 Why? 354 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,600 Everything happens for a reason. 355 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,600 - Come on. Come on. - Recalibrating. 356 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,280 - When will it stop? - It will stabilize 357 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,360 once recalibration has completed. Recalibrating. 358 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,840 Stop it. Stop it. Just... 359 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,080 You OK? 360 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,880 Yeah, I'm fine. 361 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,680 - All right. - I'm good. 362 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,560 Have you ever had more than four or less than four? 363 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,720 What you thinking about? 364 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,680 Nothing. 365 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,360 All right, seriously, what's up? 366 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,760 - I looked. - Looked at what? 367 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,240 We promised we wouldn't. We shook on it. 368 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,400 - Don't you wanna know what it said? - No. That was the point. 369 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,520 - It's almost done anyway. - How almost done? 370 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,840 We've got, like, an hour. 371 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,880 Why didn't you tell me this before? 372 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,600 - Didn't wanna spoil today. - And this hasn't spoilt it? 373 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,920 It was supposed to be five years, but now... 374 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,520 I looked at it, something happened, it started going down. 375 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,560 - I don't know what it was. - So you broke it? 376 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,640 No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I don't... I don't know. 377 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,920 Why did you have to look at it? 378 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,120 Look, I was thinking maybe we could overcome it somehow. 379 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,600 Why did you have to look at it? 380 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,000 Because I like you. 381 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,840 Like properly, really, I like you. 382 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,800 - For fuck's sake. And that wasn't enough? - That's not the point. 383 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,720 - I looked, but that's not the issue here. - Are you sure about that? 384 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,560 You're more wound up about that than how short the time is. 385 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,880 Yes, because we had agreed. 386 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,000 Listen. Listen. Listen. 387 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,000 - What if we just ignore it? - We can't. 388 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,720 Listen, we'll just fuck the system. We'll fuck it... 389 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,160 - And do what? - We'll jump out, over the wall, get out. 390 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:14,400 - There is nothing out there. - How d'you know? How d'you know? 391 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,800 - Amy... - You've ruined this. 392 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,480 You've ruined it. 393 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,640 Hey, it's nothing. 394 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,240 - Amy. - Don't follow me. 395 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,280 Amy, I'm sorry. 396 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,440 Amy. 397 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,520 - Everything happens for a reason. - What reason? 398 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,640 The system will be assessing your reaction 399 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:47,160 to the painful premature termination of a treasured relationship 400 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,600 and will adjust and improve its profile of your eventual chosen one accordingly. 401 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,440 - You're a great comfort. - Thank you. 402 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,640 I swear to God, I feel like scaling the wall out there 403 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,840 and jumping in the fucking wilderness. 404 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,440 That would contravene the rules of the system. 405 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,680 Oh, the fucking system. 406 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,520 Failure to comply with the system may result in banishment. 407 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,480 All right, I know. 408 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,120 Christ, will you let me be angry at least? Will you give me that? 409 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,080 You must vacate your current living quarters when the time expires. 410 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,000 Like I didn't know. 411 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,200 And if I hadn't have looked, we'd have been together years. 412 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,080 She was... 413 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:31,320 You know when you meet someone and you just know? You just know that... 414 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,680 Reckon you could pop this in me now? I've sort of got jaw ache. 415 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,000 Yeah, come on. 416 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:41,880 And after all that, he never even apologized, not once. 417 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,520 That's too bad. 418 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,760 Do you mind if I think about her? 419 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,560 If I can think about him? 420 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,680 Yeah, sound. 421 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,840 One, two, three, four. 422 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,840 One, two, three, four. 423 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,760 Congratulations, Amy. Your ultimate match has been identified. 424 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,600 Your pairing day is tomorrow. 425 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,560 - Ultimate as in "the one"? - That is correct. 426 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,920 - And we meet tomorrow? - That is correct. 427 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,560 Tomorrow you'll be coupled with your ultimate match 428 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,200 and together you will leave this place forever. 429 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,160 OK. 430 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,120 Are you allowed to tell me anything about them? 431 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,160 - Do I know them already? - Negative. 432 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,480 - Right. - There is one more thing. 433 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,680 Yeah, and what's that? 434 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,400 Prior to pairing day, you have been allocated a short farewell period 435 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,280 with an individual of your choosing. 436 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,080 A farewell period? Like, I get to say goodbye to someone? 437 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,640 That is correct. 438 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,320 Data shows this can help provide psychological closure. 439 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,120 Frank, I choose Frank. 440 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,000 Your choice has been registered. 441 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,120 Wait. Where are we meeting? 442 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,720 Usual booth, 7:30 p.m. 443 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,800 Right. 444 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,600 - Coach? - Yes, Amy? 445 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,840 Count to four. 446 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,160 One, two, three, four. 447 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,800 Wait, wait. How long have we got? 448 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,360 Look, the system's set my pairing day for tomorrow. 449 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,160 - Yeah, me too. - Right. 450 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,760 I don't want whoever the system reckons the one is, OK? 451 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,120 - I want you. - I want you. 452 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,000 Failure to comply with the system 453 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,760 - may result in banishment. - You can fuck off. 454 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,120 Can you remember where you were before you came here? 455 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,120 You can't, can you? 456 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,280 - No. - Me neither. 457 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,360 - Why can't I think of that? - It's a test. 458 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,760 Do you remember the first night that we were together? How did you feel? 459 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,000 I felt safe, happy, comfortable. 460 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:03,240 It felt right. It felt like something locked into place, like we'd met before. 461 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,440 Like it had happened before and it'll happen again, 462 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,200 like it's happened a thousand times over and over again. 463 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,280 - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. Yeah, I do. 464 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,160 Ever since we've met, this world has been toying with us. 465 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,520 It's trying to keep us apart. It's... 466 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,040 It's a test, I swear it is, 467 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,120 and the two of us rebelling together is something to do with passing it. 468 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,600 We've gotta fuck it all off. 469 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,360 Exactly. We've just gotta fuck the whole thing off and go. 470 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,520 - Yeah, over the wall. - Right over it. 471 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,760 - No matter what's out there. - OK. 472 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,840 So let's go. 473 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,720 Yeah, let's go. 474 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,600 Come on. 475 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,880 ♪ Burn down the disco ♪ 476 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,320 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 477 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,680 ♪ Because the music That they constantly play ♪ 478 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,960 ♪ It says nothing to me about my life ♪ 479 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,160 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 480 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,680 ♪ Because the music they constantly play ♪ 481 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,880 ♪ On the Leeds side-streets That you slip down ♪ 482 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,360 ♪ The provincial towns you jog 'round ♪ 483 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,600 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 484 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,480 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 485 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,720 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 486 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,360 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 487 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:33,080 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 488 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,000 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 489 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,440 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 490 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,080 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 491 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,040 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 492 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,640 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 493 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,400 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 494 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,080 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 495 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,480 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 496 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,520 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 497 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,080 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 498 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,520 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 499 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,200 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 500 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,800 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 501 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,840 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 502 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,040 ♪ Hang the DJ ♪ 503 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:34,040 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 37716

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