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Welcome back to this old house. To finish off the bathroom, Sue's going to

in the tile with grout. No more grout, Bob.

I'm getting a divorce.

To get a divorce, I went to see Dave, our lawyer.

How you doing, Dave?

You ready?

Yeah.

Tonight's the night.

Hey, butthead, you got your raincoat?

Yeah.

Ribbed. For her pleasure.

Yeah.

Unscented.

Friday night.

We're gonna score.

Yeah.

Rico. Rico.

Rico. Rico.

Suave. That

was

cool.

Hey, butthead, what's a gigolo?

Is that like one of those really fat dudes?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Change it.

Whoa.

Fuck. Yeah.

Fuck, dude.

That's what I said.

Mom, wife.

Oh, yeah.

He's so fine, he can be me.

She should get naked.

Shut up, Beavis. You're slobbering all over me.

She's pretty friendly for a chick with a mohawk.

Yeah.

Chicks with mohawks are cool.

Check it out.

Yeah.

It's still there. Yeah.

Whoa. Check ahoy.

Go get her.

Chili burger, huh?

Did you score?

Sort of.

I'm hungry.

Hey, you gonna pay for that? I guess.

Yeah, you guessed right.

Oh, yeah?

What do I win?

Yeah,

eat my head. I'm getting a stiffy.

Yeah, me too.

Friday night is cool.

What's your name?

Never mind.

Come here.

I love you.

You. Yeah. Come here.

I saw her first bunghole.

Now listen.

You just keep quiet and play dumb.

What does that mean?

Let's go.

Fifty cents.

All right, guys, what's in your clothes?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Yeah.

Hit it, boys!

Hit what? Run!

Whoa.

That chick is naked. Yeah, yeah. She has the flag on her face.

Yeah, yeah.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the

Republican, the Wicked Stan, Invincible... Shut up, Jeeva.

We're missing this video.

And it doesn't even suck.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

This hit butt.

Yeah, yeah.

That drummer has lights coming out of his butt.

Yes, the lights are cool.

Especially when they come out of your butt.

These guys must be like...

Hallucinating. Yeah.

Like back in the 50s, when you, like, see stuff you don't believe?

Yeah.

I must be hallucinating now.

I can't believe they're playing something cool.

Yeah.

Yeah. These guys rock.

Yeah, yeah.

They rock.

Cool.

Well, I gotta go.

You boys did good.

Hey, take us with you.

Yeah.

We want you to be our woman.

Sorry, but I got important things to do. Things you can't be a part of. Like

what? Well, I gotta get gas.

Right, biker lady.

You think she does it?

Yeah.

Hey, buddy, I still got my condominium. What do I do with it?

Saturday!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They suck.

This is that group with George Michael and Kenny G and Snow.

Yeah. It's a super suck group.

Hey, Beavis, you think if I sang like a wuss, I could get some chicks?

Well, you look like a wuss. Shut up, Beavis.

And you talk like a wuss. I'll kick your ass like a wuss if you don't shut up.

This is irritating.

Is this that Madonna video where she gets naked in front of that little kid?

Yeah.

Hey, that's not Madonna.

Yeah.

She kissed him where?

Down there.

Hey, Beavis.

Have you ever had a chick kiss you there?

Where?

Anywhere.

Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Liar.

Shut up, buddy.

That would be cool if girls just did what you wanted them to.

Yeah.

Then you could make them, like, come over and mow the lawn and do all your

and stuff.

Oh, yeah?

How old are you, Beavis?

This video is complicated.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I like the boobs and the butts and stuff, but it just seems like it

needs some accident and some blood.

Yeah. Yeah.