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And we are officially out of here.
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Ladies of New York, get ready for the
return of the Bingenator and the
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Tuckatron.
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Oh, do you hear that?
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That's the sound of two million women
rolling their eyes.
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Do not underestimate us. Alone, we're
impressive, but together, we're a force
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be reckoned with.
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Yeah, so are the Girl Scouts.
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But have a good time. I am all set. I
have enough popcorn and reality TV to
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me until Emma goes to college.
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Hey, thanks for staying. We haven't had
a real bro night since Emma showed up.
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Yeah.
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Kids have a way of just sucking the life
out of you.
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All right.
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Ready? Teeth.
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Nose.
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Breath.
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Ready?
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Let's do this.
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Oh, my God. Oh, sorry.
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Emma, right? No.
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Not Emma.
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Mom.
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The return of Foo Mom Chew.
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Picture? Yeah.
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Good night. Oh, my God, the best, man.
One of the Bouncer's cousins'
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sisters works with Ben, okay? So we
pretty much sailed right in.
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The place was wall to wall. I lost
Tucker for, like, 40 minutes when he got
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passed over top of the mosh pit.
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Drunken mobs, okay?
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Kind of handsy.
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But it was so worth it, because they
dropped me right in front of this crazy
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girl.
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Oh, I've not heard these details.
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Oh, dude, she thought I was hilarious.
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Of course.
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Listen, she just moved here from L .A.
Man, long, dark hair, just gorgeous
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smile. Her name was... Ava?
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Yeah.
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How did you know... I'm going out with
her tomorrow night.
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It's amazing how the unexpected can take
your life and change...
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Wait, so you actually made a date with
Ava?
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Well, not an actual date, but she said I
should call her, and I'm pretty sure
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it's not to see if her phone works.
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Okay, I know I just met her, but I feel
like I can speak for her, okay?
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She was not into you.
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Well, let's hope I don't get my heart
broken when I call her.
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Which she asked me to do, okay?
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Okay. You are not calling my girl. Okay.
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Hey! No one is calling anyone.
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But I didn't even bring my swimsuit.
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No one is calling anyone.
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Learn from my mistake.
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When I played in Calgary, I fought over
a girl with one of my teammates.
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Sure, I got the girl, but I lost the
guy.
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Then I lost the girl, too.
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Then I lost my phone.
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It was a really bad week.
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You're right. I get it.
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Tucker, what do you say?
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Fine. Neither of us will call her.
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Agreed? Agreed.
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Agreed? I said agreed.
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What a mess.
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You foo mom chewed me, didn't you?
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Mom, were you on my computer last night?
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Oh, yeah, honey. And you know, you
should really make a habit of erasing
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history. You never know who's going to
be snooping around.
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That's excellent advice, HotBond79.
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Is this your online dating profile?
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Yes. Yes, it is. And there is nothing to
be ashamed of. I have nothing to hide.
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It says you're a widow.
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Yeah, well, your father's kind of dead
to me.
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age, you said that you're... You listen
up, little miss. You ain't gonna look
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like that forever.
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Yeah, you heard me. Enjoy those while
they're up high.
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This is how online dating works, okay?
Everybody lies.
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It's like the weight on your driver's
license.
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It's more of a suggestion.
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So I would appreciate a little support
while I am trying to restart my life.
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My life is officially over.
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Mine, too. Mom, robe. Oh, God, sorry.
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The Rangers are having a big media day,
and the front office wants me to give
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some kind of speech.
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Oh, how fun.
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Have you seen Danny on camera?
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He looked like the deer after I got hit
by that car.
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I'm not doing it.
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Could you people possibly be less
supportive?
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Yeah, but it's early. I'm still waking
up.
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Wheeler, relax.
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You make people bleed for a living. I'm
pretty sure you can handle a little
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public speaking.
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Crushing bones?
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Easy. Putting words one after another?
No thank you.
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Okay, well then let me help you.
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I just took this mock trial seminar and
I was pretty much the star of the class.
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I'm not out of order.
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You're out of order. This whole system
is out of order.
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You just made that up?
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See, I could never do that.
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I just wish you could see yourself the
way that I see you.
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How do you see me exactly?
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You're an amazing, loving, big -hearted
guy who's passionate about everything
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that he does.
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That's me, full of passion.
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We just need to hunker down together.
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Fortunately, I'm an excellent hunkerer.
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Okay, then it's perfect.
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It's time you stopped holding back.
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I was just thinking the same thing.
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Then it's a date.
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I won't let you down.
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What was that all about?
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Riley just had a few ideas for me.
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Yeah, looked like you had a few ideas
for her, too.
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What? No.
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No ideas.
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Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. Look at me and tell me
that you don't have a crush on fat
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pants.
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I can't. Why not?
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Your robe. Oh, God, sorry.
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Oh, no, no, no, honey. I know you like
Daddy's phone, but the last time you
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babied out someone, the police showed
up.
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Look, you almost called Ava.
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You almost called Ava.
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Tucker?
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Tucker?
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Okay, here's Daddy's phone, okay?
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If you just hit right here, okay?
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Right... Hold on, right...
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If you just, uh, okay, right here. No,
Emma, focus, okay?
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Just right there.
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Hello?
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Ben? Is anybody there?
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Hello?
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Oh, please, please, please, please,
please, please.
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It seems we have a call.
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first guy to ask me to meet him in a bar
but you are the first guy i feel like i
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should tip i don't usually do this but
it happens to be bring your date to work
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day plus i was already on my way here
when you called me when you called me
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emma it's not important so what do you
think of new york so far i like it great
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energy good food cute guys been talking
to a lot of those i'm not gonna tell you
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all my secrets unless you make me
another one of these i'll be right back
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Ava, your phone.
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Hello, Tucker.
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I can't believe you called her. I didn't
call her. I texted her. And then she
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texted me back to call her. So
technically, I was returning her text.
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That is not what we agreed.
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I at least had the decency to have Emma
call for me.
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I want you to know that this is not
over, okay? You have not won. I am
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Ava, and we are going out. She can
compare and contrast all she wants. I
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got no issues.
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You're really willing to go up against
this?
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Fine. May the best man win.
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Oh, best man? Oh, then that'll
definitely be you at my and Ava's
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Oh, wear something nice.
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This is Riley Perrin, Hairbrush News
Network.
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I'm thrilled to be talking with New York
Ranger Danny Wheeler. Danny, tell me
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what it's like to be a part of this
exciting team.
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Well, the thing is, uh, I don't know
what you want me to say.
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Okay. Too advanced.
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Um, we'll start with the basics.
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Stand up.
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We'll do a little deep breathing to
focus us. All right? Deep breath.
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No, here.
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From your diaphragm.
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Wow. Do you grate cheese on this thing?
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Here.
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Feel how I'm doing it.
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Comfortable? Very.
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Whoa.
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Wheeler, you okay?
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You got all slack -jawed there for a
minute.
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Let's try not to drool on me.
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Okay. Your son is an idiot.
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Really gonna have to narrow it down.
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Ben!
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Where are my pants?
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Which ones?
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All of them.
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Oh, I might have run a few things down
to the laundromat. I'm meeting Ava in 20
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minutes.
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Ooh. That could be awkward.
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Say hi for me.
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Hey, man, she gonna see me without pants
sooner or later. You're just saving me
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some time.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Maybe it's that mother -child bond
finally kicking
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in, but I'm getting the sense you want
to talk.
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It's Riley.
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You were right. I do like her. I've
always liked her. Oh, I know.
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So is that what you guys were doing
every day up in your room after school?
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out, Mom. We're studying.
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Nothing has ever happened. She doesn't
even know.
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Though I did just try to kiss her.
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Oh, my God! I just tried to kiss Riley.
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What's wrong with me?
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Well, apparently you're a boy in love.
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But I don't want to be.
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Or I want her to be.
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Yeah, that's better.
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Her in love with me.
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That's what I want.
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Well, I'm sorry, honey, but you can't
make somebody fall in love with you, no
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matter how hard you try.
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If you could, my name would be Bonnie
Bon Jovi, and I'd be floating in a hot
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topless right now, so... Mom!
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What am I supposed to do?
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Well, be grateful that you have a friend
as devoted and caring as Riley.
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Oh, hey, man.
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Borrowing these. Hope you don't mind,
okay?
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Got a date to get to, you know? Oh, my
God!
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Trust me, Danny, good friends are hard
to find.
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However, stupid ones are lying all over
the place.
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Going somewhere?
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Yeah, as soon as my mom gets here, I was
gonna... Hoping to meet Ava down at the
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club? I heard she was gonna be there,
too.
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Dude, come on.
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It's gonna get really weird if we both
show.
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Oh, well, fortunately, that's not gonna
happen.
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Because your mom's at the cell phone
store replacing her battery that
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mysteriously disappeared. Oh, oh, oh.
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You'll never get away with this. Oh, I
believe I just did.
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Oh.
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Forgot my lip balm.
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Definitely gonna need this.
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Inspiration. What?
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Inspiration. Yeah, me too. It's pretty
hot in here.
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Ava, hey.
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Ben. What a surprise.
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You want to get something to drink?
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I'm kind of with somebody.
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Oh, sorry. I didn't see him there.
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Ben, Tucker, Tucker, Ben.
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Hey, Simon.
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Where's Emma?
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Got a cover.
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What'd you think, Emma?
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It's dollar 21.
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Do you two know each other?
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No, never seen before.
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Okay, well, I guess I'll talk to you
some other time.
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Right, yeah.
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Another time.
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Okay,
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that was just full -on weird.
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Here's the truth.
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We're roommates.
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We don't have to be.
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So don't let that stand in the way of
you and me fulfilling our destiny.
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Dating two guys is already a little out
of my comfort zone, but roommates?
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I don't think so. Wait.
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We weren't trying to lie to you.
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It's just we both think you're pretty
special and obviously worth fighting
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Look, there's no reason that one of us
shouldn't at least get to know you
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if that's... Who with you?
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You guys want me to choose?
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Right now?
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Are you sure?
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Don't worry. He's tough. He can take it.
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I guess I pick Tucker.
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Ha! In your... What?
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Ben,
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can I talk to you for a minute? Do not
need to have this conversation.
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I'm cool.
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She picked you. Winner, loser. I get it.
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Don't understand it, but I get it.
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I just wanted to make sure if you were
okay if Ava came by the apartment later.
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No issues whatsoever.
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Mainly because I'll be at Danny's press
conference.
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Oh, and lucky you, Mom will have Emma
sell the place. It's totally yours.
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What is your problem?
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I thought you said you were cool with
this.
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I am cool.
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This is me being cool.
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Would you mind if I borrowed some of
that new cologne that you just got? I'm
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that cool.
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Wheeler?
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Wow, you look amazing.
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What do you think?
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Would you say sports professional?
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That, or superhero in disguise.
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You're gonna be so great.
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Thanks.
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And, Riley, I don't know if I've ever
said this before, but I'm really
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to have you in my life.
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I don't know what I'd do without you.
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Let's hope you never have to find out.
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Hey, am I late? Did I miss anything?
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Hey, perfect timing.
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I think he's up next.
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Next?
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Is it hot in here?
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I think I'm going to sit down.
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You're going to be fine.
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Where's Tucker?
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Where do you think he is?
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Busy starring in The Tucker Show.
300
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You invited him like I asked you to.
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No.
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00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:10,090
Well, he'd come anyways.
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He's too busy with Ava.
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00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,130
Dude. What is the matter with you?
305
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This is exactly what I told you would
happen. You guys are a team.
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Being on a team means you have each
other's back.
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That no matter how you're playing,
someone's always there to celebrate your
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and avenge your losses.
309
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:29,110
Without a team, you're just some loser
out there alone on the ice.
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And that's not how you play hockey.
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Or life.
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The Rangers.
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You're amazing.
314
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You did it. I did? I did.
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Thank you.
316
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Peter, over here.
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Well, that was rousing.
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Okay.
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Just like we practiced.
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I should go.
321
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,130
I feel like I've been playing goalie
against my own team.
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00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,850
What, he's the only one who can use
sports analogies?
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00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,370
Ben? Did you forget your key?
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I didn't want to barge in on whatever
might or might not be happening.
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Just wanted to tell you that you deserve
a great girl and an even better friend.
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Thanks, man.
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00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:43,470
But about that.
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00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,910
That girl is crazy. You have got to help
me, man.
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She has not stopped talking since she
got here. I think I am deaf in one ear.
330
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:04,950
All right, here's what we'll do.
331
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:08,010
We just have to turn her off of you. Oh,
please, like that's possible.
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Felon.
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Headlight? Cult?
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00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:16,990
Hey, guys.
335
00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:19,470
Danny? He's old.
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00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:20,670
Everything good out here?
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00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,750
Oh, it's about to be. Okay, come here.
Okay.
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00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:25,569
Ava, hey.
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00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,550
This is Ben's brother, Danny Wheeler,
New York Rangers.
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00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,770
Oh, my God, I love hockey. I could talk
about it for hours.
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00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:32,569
I figured.
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00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:33,569
Okay.
343
00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:38,570
Okay. If you could just keep her company
while we go run out for more... Beer?
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00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:39,589
Beer sounds great.
345
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:40,610
Sure, no problem.
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00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,149
Thank you, man.
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00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,250
That was genius.
348
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,470
Hey, man, I always got your back.
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00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:51,570
One thing Ava was right about, that
dance off was weird. Oh.
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I'll make this fast and easy. Which,
FYI, was two of my nicknames in high
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school.
352
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:07,390
I'm a 40 -and -fab city gal who's living
with early -onset gramma hood. Divorce?
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00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:08,269
Oh, yeah.
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00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,490
Unemployed? Not if you count how I work
it.
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00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,720
I like fondue. Anytime you can dip food
in other food, that's game on.
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00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:24,560
If you're man enough to take this on,
contact hotbond79. Also, you need to be
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this tall to ride this ride.
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