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I'm so excited for this party.

And guess what, Liz?

What's up?

I met, like, the hottest guy ever the other day.

And I invited him to our party.

He's so cute.

I want him to be.

You know, he's so adorable, and he bought my food the other day, and, like,

know how these guys be broke and stuff.

But you're not.

We must be into you then.

Pretty promising, I would say. Hopefully, you can just be for yourself,

Yeah.

We'll be here tonight, and it does really well. Let me know what you think.

She's so yummy.

I don't know if you want to invite anybody else.

Over to our party?

Yeah, I haven't really thought about it. I was going to fly solo tonight.

Okay.

Do you, girl? Maybe.

Yeah.

I wonder what our stepdad's doing now.

That's a good question.

He's probably lonely or something.

I wish he'd just, like, get over my mom and start dating or something. My mom is

not coming back.

But I don't want to see him as dad.

Yeah, he's been through too many girlfriends already. ready.

Right. He just needs one.

I guess maybe more than one. Who the fuck knows?

He's easy to fit together. I don't really know.

Right. I think one solid girl to tie him down would be pretty nice.

He hasn't gotten into the gym, though, I've noticed.

Yeah. They're going to look nicer. Yeah.

Maybe we should call him. See if he's free tonight.

I don't have a big number.

Oh, don't worry about it. I have it.

Cool.

Hello.

How are you?

We're good.

We're just wondering what our stepdad is doing for New Year.

Oh, well, no big plans as of now. I'm just going to probably microwave a TV

dinner, pop some champagne, and watch the ball drop. I'm excited.

What are you girls doing?

Well, we're having a little get -together, and we're wondering if you

come. Yeah, come watch the ball drop over here.

Yeah, we'll shoot.

I don't think I have any plans tomorrow, so yeah, yeah, why not?

Perfect. You can come over whenever.

We're here.

Okay, sounds good. I'll go dig up some decent -looking clothes and throw those

on and head over.

Perfect. See you soon.

Bye. See you.

I don't know. Really?

You can just get over here anyway.

All right.

We got one more person coming.

Turn it up.

Okay, well, now that we're waiting for our dad to get here, we should take a

little selfie or something. Yeah, for sure.

Okay.

This is chaos.

Oh my god. You're so cute.

All right, let's... Let's have this.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Bye.

Bye.

Stop. Oh, my God.

I have an idea.

Why don't you tripod your phone, and you can use the photo with that.

Oh, okay. You're smart.

That was good, huh?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, Dad!

How are my two favorite stepdaughters?

They're so good. You're looking up well.

I should say the same for both of you. You look beautiful.

Thank you, Daddy.

So, how's the night turned out so far?

So far, so good. Yeah? We took some super pictures.

I don't know. Those were my girls.

Yeah, we'll have to send you photos.

Yeah, definitely.

Well, cool. I'm really glad you guys invited me.

Right? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh.

My date's calling me. You're back?

Yeah.

She's crazy about him. Oh, that girl. So she dates him again?

Yeah, this new guy.

She met him at school.

Okay, well, good for her. Yeah.

How about you?

Where's your date?

Oh, I don't have one.

I just signed solo.

Why is that?

I don't know. I haven't been able to find anybody I'm interested in. Now I

that really hard to believe.

You can't find anybody?

No.

I'm flabbergasted by that. Just because I separated from your mom doesn't mean I

think any left you. You've always been just, I just feel highly of you. You're

beautiful, smart, hardworking.

I mean, it's been hard out here.

I just haven't found anyone.

Okay, that makes a little more sense. You gotta be picky. As cute and

and smart as you are, you should have all the options in the world. Aw, thank

you, Dad.

Of course, you deserve nothing but that.

I can't believe this shit. What the fuck?

Oh my God.

What's going on?

My date.

What happened?

My daughters deserve so much better than what they're getting and this is not

acceptable.

Didn't he buy you one too?

Yeah!

It's okay.

This generation, I swear to God.

Well, no, let's not let this turn into a bad thing. Let's have a great night.

You know what? I have an idea.

Why don't we try and get him jealous?

We can take a few sexy photos and then swim.

There you go. Remind him, right? Remind him what he's missing out on. Make him

regret it. Exactly.

We can still salvage this night.

Let's do that. Make sure he knows what he's missing out on.

Exactly. I won't be looking at that.

Nice, cute pictures. One, two, three.

Okay, that looks great.

Oh, girls.

Oh, yeah, girls.

Oh, my goodness. Beautiful,

beautiful, beautiful.

No, no,

no, no, no, no. I don't want to see that. Come on, take the photo. All

all right, all right.

You asked what a fuckboy was.

Ready? All right.

One, two.

I'm going to lift this here up a little bit.

Okay, you girls are kind of pushing it now.

One, two, three.

One more? All right, but I'm closing my eyes for this one.

One, two.

Three.

Perfect. Those are so good. But you know what makes them even better?

What? We had a fuckboy in the photo.

Yeah. That would really grind your gears.

Fill me in, girls. A what boy?

A fuckboy. Come on.

Like a tool?

Fuckboy. You've never heard of fuckboy before?

No, I'm an adult.

Come on, dad.

The guy who fucks whatever girl he wants.

Yeah, like a douchebag, basically.

Exactly. Don't you think of your followers?

No, we're just using you, pretending, you know? We need another fuckboy here,

that fuckboy gets jealous. Yeah, fuck that boy, right?

Right. So you can be the fuckboy. Me?

You have your people?

Yeah. And he'll never know. Oh, yeah.

Girl, just... The things that you... Yeah.

It's okay, it's okay.

Okay, just, just, okay, okay, okay.

I'm doing this right.

Oh, that doesn't, that doesn't. What? Is that happening to me?

Come on.

Three, two, one.

Three,

two, one.

Three,

two, one.

You're cute.

You need more?

Yeah. Way more and a few more. All right. I guess we'll meet somewhere in

middle.

Three, two, one.

Those are making it really hard to behave in a fatherly manner.

Oh, my God.

Three, two, one.

All right. Just to be funny, how about you turn around?

This girl shouldn't know what that means, but like... Okay, ready?

Three, two, one.

Alright, what if, uh, what if, what if I have it?

Yes. You might get it.

Yeah.

You look both ways. I don't look both ways. Oh, there you go. Yeah, that was

good. You can't, you can't know for dad.

So, you get down there to the other wall. Teamwork, teamwork.

Don't hold them back.

I won't look, I promise. But what if, as you yell, show a little bit of nipple?

Okay. That would drive him nuts.

Okay, let's do it.

Getting the hang of it. Ready?

Three, two... Oh, God. I thought it would still be

put away. Okay.

It would be way better if you were just in between our kids.

Yes. Okay.

Blinders on, then. Can you do two?

Ready?

Three, two... Take it.

I hope I don't get in trouble with that. Either of your mothers.

We won't.

You don't.

What if my hands were... Yeah?

Would you girls be okay with that?

Sure, I'd be cool with that.

We'll just have to crop my face out of the picture.

Two, one.

Oh my.

How's it look?

Oh yeah, that looks good.

Oh, oh shit.

Guys, look what time it is.

It's almost time for the ball to drop.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Yes,

put those hot dogs away.

Fine.

Ready?

Are you guys almost ready?

You guys know how to work these things? I've never done this before.

This is supposed to come along with mine.

Okay, ready?

Alright, and ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four,

Okay, well, I need my New Year's kiss and fuckboy wasn't here.

Oh,

you broke this one. I can't leave dad out of this.

Oh, all right. I'm going to take my camera.

Thank you, girls.

What a great way to bring the New Year.

Honestly, I feel like our first kiss could have done a little better.

You think so?

Yeah, it's our first one of the year.

Okay.

I'm getting my lipstick.

I'm getting my lipstick.

Girls,

girls.

Are you proud of it?

Yeah, you guys have made me a very proud pilot.

You want to try that?

Should we go the other way?

You're not good.

I will if you will.

I'm not going to stop you girls. I love you.

I did not see my New Year's starting this way.

Isn't this so much better than a TV dinner?

Yeah, I think I have to say so.

Thank you.

I'm very proud of that right now.

I doubt you can get out of here.

This is what you girls are doing.

I've got to cut it.

You're welcome.

Cute and sexy.

I have an idea.

You can lay down.

I'm getting all the attention.

I love you.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

It's so big.

It's so big.

You're doing good, Daddy.

You're doing good.

Fuck, yeah. Oh,

shit.

Don't get distracted.

I hear you can grow, right?

Thank you.

So fucking wet.

Oh my

God.

Oh my

God. I feel so good.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

What the hell?

Good idea.

Yeah.

Ooh, thank you, Daddy.

Girl's house.

oh my god

Daddy, how can you have your pussy?

I'll do it again, my cock in your side.

Grab it, buddy.

God, that thing feels so freaking good. It's so good.

Bye. Bye.

oh my god

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my

God.

I'm going to cum.

Yeah, you're going to cum.

Oh, my

God.

Good job.

Take a turn.

Oh, my God.

Oh, should I keep doing that?

I love you.

You're doing my fatherly duty.

I love

you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

I love how we shouldn't be doing this.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

you girls know what you're fucking doing.

daughters.

Yes. Shake that ass with me.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

Daddy loves our baby.

Oh, my God.

God, see him.

God damn.

I can't fucking last any longer with this fucking pussy right here.

God damn it.

Here you go. Get down on your fucking knees.

Oh, fuck you.

Girls!

Here's our young year's kiss.

Happy New Year!