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Once I'm done hearing you talk, we are not done.

Oh, cute. Real mature.

And so it's come down to this.

What was once a loving and passionate union is now a dysfunctional disaster.

Ryan and I are at the end of the road, except our lawyers won't let us get out

of the car.

Some bad investments and just some bad luck have left us stuck in the same

until one of us gives.

And I can promise you, it won't be me.

I've worked too hard to walk away with nothing.

You are being completely unreasonable.

You have options.

Options? I have options? It seems like my only option is to say, here, honey,

take the house while I go live in a fucking tent somewhere.

That's an option. Sounds nice.

No, it's not.

Well, there's also your sister's house. Very beautiful. She's even got a guest

room I'm sure she would love for you to stay in. That's... Perfect. I love that.

I put up with seven years of your narcissism and impulsive decision making

that I can end up on my sister's couch at 34 years old. No fucking way.

Then you better get over your issues with my girlfriend because she's not

anywhere. Girlfriend?

That's official now?

Doesn't it bother you that she gets ID'd when you take her out to dinner?

No. You know, kind of nice having somebody that's so much younger than

Sorry about it.

You think I care that she's younger than me? I care that she's in my space.

I'm more worried about tripping over her toys. And there it is. But I don't care

how old she is.

You have options.

Try one.

Options? I'll choose one. My option right now is to make you as miserable as

possible. You've already been doing a great job of that for the last eight

years. Oh, my God. I can't listen to this anymore.

As usual, what was intended to be a civil conversation...

was anything but.

So, why are you not fighting back?

What are you talking about?

Of course I am.

I've tried everything with the lawyer, but the money's just not there.

I don't want to sell the house. I paid for that house with seven years of

emotional trauma.

No, but I mean, he's obviously moving on with his life, and you're just watching

it happen.

Are you even dating?

Well, dating after for death for people.

And I've tried, but it's very disappointing.

I'm fine being alone.

You're fine being alone, but you're not fine that he isn't.

I don't know.

I despise Ryan.

But I think I realize now that most of our dynamic was just volatility.

And that's kind of what made the sex so hot.

Hey, you're always having makeup sex.

Exactly.

Have you considered therapy?

I'm not crazy, Millie. I'm just confused.

You know, therapy's not just for crazy people.

It's also for people who's going through stuff.

I'm fine.

Well, would you consider a double date?

With who?

With me.

Nathan's got a really cute friend who just got out of a relationship.

Who knows? He might hit it off.

Great. Yeah. So I should date someone who's confused, emotionally raw, and on

the rebound.

I know you just described you, right?

Okay. Fine.

Set it up.

Yes!

You know, somehow I feel like I'm not entirely welcome here.

Maybe I... Maybe I should move back in with Linda.

Don't be ridiculous.

Why would you say that?

Besides, you hated living with her.

Yeah, well, your wife makes bleach in with my colors when I was washing

Okay, ex -wife.

And she's just having some trouble adjusting.

Yeah, well, I'm having trouble adjusting.

Please tell me, when are you going to finalize this divorce?

I'm working on a few things right now, and if they pan out, I'm going to be

to buy her out of the house.

And then I'll be done with her insanity.

But you know you're always welcome to stay here until your place is ready. Or

things don't really work out, then you can even stay permanently.

You know, somehow I thought that dating an older man would cut out all of the

drama in my life.

Maybe.

It's all gonna work out.

You just gotta be patient with me.

You're so lucky I'm 21 with daddy issues.

What are you doing to me? I think you already know

They look like they're about to fall off.

Penny please.

What are you doing to me?

This is so much better.

Oh, fuck, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's perfect.

Are you happy?

Oh, very happy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, honey.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

You want to put it inside me?

Yes, I do.

Just turn around.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is why I love you so much.

I know.

I never do think about pleasing you.

I know. I know your wife was selfish all these

years.

She didn't know how to take care of a girl.

There you go.

Thank you.

Oh, boy.