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You ready?

Today's my son's 21st birthday.

I'm so excited.

I made him his favorite breakfast.

Pancakes and bacon.

And I bought him his favorite cake. We're going to cut that later. And then

afterwards, we're going to watch his favorite movie.

Here you come.

Hi, Mom.

Happy birthday, sweetie.

Thanks, Mom.

Look, I made your favorite breakfast, pancakes and bacon.

Thanks, Mom.

Sit.

Okay.

Not too much. I got you a basic cake.

I'm going to cut into it after you get home from school, and then we can watch

your favorite movie.

Oh, Mom, actually, about that.

I was thinking we don't do the movie this year.

What? Why?

It's tradition.

I know. It's just, you know, I like the movie.

You know, I'm grown now, and I think it's time for me to do my own thing.

I get it.

If I was your real mom.

No, Mom, don't say that.

Look, I've never thought of you as my stepmom. You know, you're my mom, and I

love you.

It's just, you know, I'm grown now, and I think it's time I, you know, do grown

-up things.

I get it.

I'm gonna go to the kitchen real quick.

I forgot to stir up. Okay.

Okay.

My son's leaving me to go out with a girl tonight.

Can you believe it?

I guess he's right.

He's an adult now.

I'm going to have to really step up my game if I want him to stay.

I've got it.

My son wants to play adult games.

I'll show him what mommy can do.

Let's see if he prefers that skank over me.

Mom, I'm sorry.

Oh.

It's okay, sweetie.

I understand what you mean.

Are you sure?

Yeah, don't worry.

You're the best, mother.

Thank you.

Now let mommy pour some syrup on those pancakes.

Now watch and learn.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me help you with that.

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm just helping.

Yeah, but you're touching my dick.

But you like it.

What? I thought you said you wanted to grow that stuff for your birthday.

Well, yeah, but not with my mother.

Nobody touches it better than Mommy.

And you like me touching it.

Oh.

Well, I mean, like... Let me tell you what Mommy can do.

Mom.

So where's the birthday man?

Oh, hey, Dad.

Hey. How's it going?

Hi.

So, any big plans for the day? Oh, um, yeah.

Actually, I have a really hot date later.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Where are you taking it to?

Oh, well, we're going to go to the movies and stuff and, I don't know, just

out. All right.

Yeah, so you're, um, you know, not a grown duck all, you know, it's time for

to do my own thing, you know? Yeah, yeah, no, that's, that's okay. Um, on

condition.

Make sure you stop by here first so you can cut the birthday cake, okay?

Oh, okay, yeah, of course, of course. Oh, good.

Oh, okay. Would you look at the time? Um, I'm gonna be late for school.

Bye. Oh, you didn't even finish your pancakes!

Now the day's not over yet.

I'll still get him.

Happy birthday to you.

Nice. Now it's time to really step up my game.

Oh, honey, could you go get the present? It's in the back of our closet, but

it's above the other lights that I have stuck up there, so it's way in the back.

Yeah, sure, come in. Alright.

Um,

mom, what are you doing?

Your birthday present.

What? Do you like it?

Um, well, I don't know. I think it's okay.

It's fine.

Okay. You sure you don't want to stay for the movie?

I shouldn't.

Sure.

Well, okay, maybe I can stay for a little bit.

Good. That's what I like.

So good at that.

Mommy knows how to do it better than she.

Yeah, you like that step on his mouth.

Hey, honey, I can't find it. Did you say it was in the back of the closet?

Oh, silly me. I actually hid it behind the decorations, the Christmas ones in

the garage.

Oh. It's all the way on the top.

Could you still get it? Yeah. It's on the very top.

Okay, no, it's very good.

Thank you.

Do you think it's okay to keep doing this?

He was right there.

Don't worry.

Later on.

Your dad will just leave.

We can finish.

I mean, I wonder if you're going to do the movie still.

Yeah, I guess you should pay a little bit.

Oh, good.

I found it!

You found it, Hayu!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Just let me get this bar first.

There you go.

Oh, that's cool.

You like it?

Oh, what's upside down? Oh, yeah, this looks great.

Thank you.

Glad you like it.

Do you think it'll fit?

Yeah, it'll probably fit.

Yeah? Thank you, guys.

You guys want to start the movie? Yeah. Yeah, let's start it.

Okay.

Finally, he's asleep.

Now I can show my son what a mother really can do.

We have time to finish that present of yours.

It's alright.

He's dead as a leaf. I don't think he's gonna wake up.

Mommy, I...