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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,370 --> 00:00:08,370 You ready? 2 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:20,510 Today's my son's 21st birthday. 3 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:22,110 I'm so excited. 4 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:25,190 I made him his favorite breakfast. 5 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:26,810 Pancakes and bacon. 6 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:31,510 And I bought him his favorite cake. We're going to cut that later. And then 7 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:34,310 afterwards, we're going to watch his favorite movie. 8 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:37,880 Here you come. 9 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,020 Hi, Mom. 10 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,160 Happy birthday, sweetie. 11 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:43,800 Thanks, Mom. 12 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:48,740 Look, I made your favorite breakfast, pancakes and bacon. 13 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,320 Thanks, Mom. 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,800 Sit. 15 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,540 Okay. 16 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:58,480 Not too much. I got you a basic cake. 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:03,380 I'm going to cut into it after you get home from school, and then we can watch 18 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:04,379 your favorite movie. 19 00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:08,070 Oh, Mom, actually, about that. 20 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:11,490 I was thinking we don't do the movie this year. 21 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:12,469 What? Why? 22 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:13,470 It's tradition. 23 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:17,110 I know. It's just, you know, I like the movie. 24 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:22,210 You know, I'm grown now, and I think it's time for me to do my own thing. 25 00:01:24,090 --> 00:01:25,090 I get it. 26 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:26,650 If I was your real mom. 27 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:28,470 No, Mom, don't say that. 28 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:33,010 Look, I've never thought of you as my stepmom. You know, you're my mom, and I 29 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,010 love you. 30 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:38,690 It's just, you know, I'm grown now, and I think it's time I, you know, do grown 31 00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:39,690 -up things. 32 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:40,750 I get it. 33 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,210 I'm gonna go to the kitchen real quick. 34 00:01:43,490 --> 00:01:45,030 I forgot to stir up. Okay. 35 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,310 Okay. 36 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,410 My son's leaving me to go out with a girl tonight. 37 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:02,090 Can you believe it? 38 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:05,590 I guess he's right. 39 00:02:05,850 --> 00:02:07,110 He's an adult now. 40 00:02:07,650 --> 00:02:10,729 I'm going to have to really step up my game if I want him to stay. 41 00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:14,270 I've got it. 42 00:02:14,850 --> 00:02:17,370 My son wants to play adult games. 43 00:02:18,770 --> 00:02:20,890 I'll show him what mommy can do. 44 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:23,750 Let's see if he prefers that skank over me. 45 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,510 Mom, I'm sorry. 46 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:32,090 Oh. 47 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:33,970 It's okay, sweetie. 48 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:35,490 I understand what you mean. 49 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:37,270 Are you sure? 50 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:38,790 Yeah, don't worry. 51 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,110 You're the best, mother. 52 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:42,970 Thank you. 53 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,490 Now let mommy pour some syrup on those pancakes. 54 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,290 Now watch and learn. 55 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:59,410 Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me help you with that. 56 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,790 Mom, what are you doing? 57 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:03,230 I'm just helping. 58 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:05,670 Yeah, but you're touching my dick. 59 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:08,210 But you like it. 60 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:12,530 What? I thought you said you wanted to grow that stuff for your birthday. 61 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,070 Well, yeah, but not with my mother. 62 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:17,110 Nobody touches it better than Mommy. 63 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:18,950 And you like me touching it. 64 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:20,630 Oh. 65 00:03:20,870 --> 00:03:23,850 Well, I mean, like... Let me tell you what Mommy can do. 66 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:25,610 Mom. 67 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:45,750 So where's the birthday man? 68 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,930 Oh, hey, Dad. 69 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:50,650 Hey. How's it going? 70 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:51,890 Hi. 71 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:58,250 So, any big plans for the day? Oh, um, yeah. 72 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:00,670 Actually, I have a really hot date later. 73 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:01,749 Oh, yeah? 74 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,230 Yeah. Where are you taking it to? 75 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:08,550 Oh, well, we're going to go to the movies and stuff and, I don't know, just 76 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:09,730 out. All right. 77 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:14,880 Yeah, so you're, um, you know, not a grown duck all, you know, it's time for 78 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,940 to do my own thing, you know? Yeah, yeah, no, that's, that's okay. Um, on 79 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:19,939 condition. 80 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:23,220 Make sure you stop by here first so you can cut the birthday cake, okay? 81 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,600 Oh, okay, yeah, of course, of course. Oh, good. 82 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:33,480 Oh, okay. Would you look at the time? Um, I'm gonna be late for school. 83 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,240 Bye. Oh, you didn't even finish your pancakes! 84 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:50,090 Now the day's not over yet. 85 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:51,950 I'll still get him. 86 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:59,970 Happy birthday to you. 87 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:08,530 Nice. Now it's time to really step up my game. 88 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:14,470 Oh, honey, could you go get the present? It's in the back of our closet, but 89 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:18,150 it's above the other lights that I have stuck up there, so it's way in the back. 90 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,940 Yeah, sure, come in. Alright. 91 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:28,900 Um, 92 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,760 mom, what are you doing? 93 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:35,720 Your birthday present. 94 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,240 What? Do you like it? 95 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:44,140 Um, well, I don't know. I think it's okay. 96 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,020 It's fine. 97 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:54,810 Okay. You sure you don't want to stay for the movie? 98 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,190 I shouldn't. 99 00:05:58,690 --> 00:05:59,690 Sure. 100 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:08,790 Well, okay, maybe I can stay for a little bit. 101 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:12,070 Good. That's what I like. 102 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,150 So good at that. 103 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:17,850 Mommy knows how to do it better than she. 104 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:03,890 Yeah, you like that step on his mouth. 105 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:55,390 Hey, honey, I can't find it. Did you say it was in the back of the closet? 106 00:12:55,870 --> 00:13:01,310 Oh, silly me. I actually hid it behind the decorations, the Christmas ones in 107 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,069 the garage. 108 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:04,250 Oh. It's all the way on the top. 109 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:07,070 Could you still get it? Yeah. It's on the very top. 110 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:08,490 Okay, no, it's very good. 111 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:09,790 Thank you. 112 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:15,810 Do you think it's okay to keep doing this? 113 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,330 He was right there. 114 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,070 Don't worry. 115 00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:21,490 Later on. 116 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,460 Your dad will just leave. 117 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,300 We can finish. 118 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,600 I mean, I wonder if you're going to do the movie still. 119 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,700 Yeah, I guess you should pay a little bit. 120 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,360 Oh, good. 121 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,280 I found it! 122 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:41,900 You found it, Hayu! 123 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,340 Thank you. 124 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Thank you. 125 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,440 Just let me get this bar first. 126 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,160 There you go. 127 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,520 Oh, that's cool. 128 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:06,980 You like it? 129 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,720 Oh, what's upside down? Oh, yeah, this looks great. 130 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:12,420 Thank you. 131 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,980 Glad you like it. 132 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,420 Do you think it'll fit? 133 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:17,960 Yeah, it'll probably fit. 134 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,080 Yeah? Thank you, guys. 135 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:25,470 You guys want to start the movie? Yeah. Yeah, let's start it. 136 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:26,730 Okay. 137 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,050 Finally, he's asleep. 138 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:49,430 Now I can show my son what a mother really can do. 139 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,380 We have time to finish that present of yours. 140 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,140 It's alright. 141 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,820 He's dead as a leaf. I don't think he's gonna wake up. 142 00:27:57,790 --> 00:27:58,790 Mommy, I... 9270

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