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Survive as characters from fairy tales.

GENIE

PETER PAN

QUEEN OF HEARTS

CAPTAIN HOOK

AND GUARDIAN DEITY OF MOUNTAINS…

Why do you stick to white clothes lately?

…WHO ONLY DRESSES IN WHITE

WIN 3 GAMES INSPIRED BY A FAIRY TALE TO SECURE DISHES FOR LUNCH

FIRST GAME EMOTIONAL ANIMAL QUIZ

SLITHERING

A lizard in mating season.

BYE, BRAISED SHORT RIBS

This is "Five-Level Math Quiz."

SECOND GAME FIVE-LEVEL MATH QUIZ

What the heck is that?

MR. CALCULATOR IS THEIR ONLY HOPE

-Two. -That is correct.

HE DID IT!

BRAISED SPICY CHICKEN OBTAINED!

The Wizard of Oz opens with a powerful tornado

carrying Dorothy to the land of Oz.

See it through!

THIRD GAME BEAT THE TORNADO

It's a success!

THANKS TO SAE-HO…

PANCAKES AND ACORN JELLY SECURED

Do you have an extra bag of Onion Ring?

Did you finish it?

-Let's break for lunch. -All right.

Let's eat.

DON'T EAT SNACKS BEFORE YOUR MEAL

THE LONG-AWAITED LUNCH BREAK

TODAY'S MENU: BRAISED SPICY CHICKEN, ACORN JELLY, PANCAKES…

AND SHAVED ICE

My gosh, we even got shaved ice.

Can we tuck in?

Where's Sae-ho?

-Right here. -Quick, Sae-ho.

Please enjoy.

Thank you for the food.

-This looks ridiculously good. -My gosh, but this is for dessert.

So good!

EVERYONE GOES FOR SHAVED ICE

I'm craving something sweet right now.

Still, you should have your meal before digging into the dessert.

-That's new. -Okay. I'm done with my meal.

All right, then. That was a good one.

Gosh, it's good.

It's amazing.

I love this.

I don't think I can eat my meal after this. It's that good.

-It sure is. The shaved ice is the best. -Yeah.

ON A HOT SUMMER DAY…

It lowers your body temperature.

…SHAVED ICE IN THE SHADE IS THE BEST

-So good. -Feels like we're on vacation, right?

We are, actually.

We're not. We're here for the shoot.

-It's as good as a vacation for me. -Is that right?

-Is it a toil for you? -No, not at all.

-You just made a 180. -Sure.

-In mere seconds too. -And that's my prerogative.

It is, right?

I can say whatever I want, can't I?

Tell me. Do you get a say in this?

-You don't. -Sure, you're right.

Whatever, I guess.

Did you order the dishes from a famous restaurant?

Are they good?

They're amazing.

The acorn jelly is to die for.

-It's incredible. -I'm good.

-Would you like some, Woo-young? -Thank you.

-Let me get you some, Woo-young. -A big scoop, please.

A BIG MOUTHFUL

-It's all cooked. -Man, it's so good.

AN APPRECIATIVE MOAN

I wish we had some fire going. It'd taste better hot.

Can we get the braised short ribs? Let's me compare them.

That's a good idea.

Where are the short ribs?

DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK? YOU BLEW YOUR SHOT WITH THIS STUNT

-Let's check out the braised short ribs. -All right, then.

-Yeah? -Here's my suggestion.

Let's hear it.

We actually have prepared some more food.

The braised short ribs that you unfortunately didn't win,

some watermelon slices,

iced Americano…

ICY-COLD AMERICANO

…and cup ramyeon.

That's our list.

-Let me have them. -The watermelon.

-Come on, let's see them. -I want the watermelon.

-Today's theme is the fairy tales, right? -Yes.

-I'll give you some related topics. -All right.

I'll present you with certain situations from well-known fairy tales.

Please imagine what the protagonists would've felt

and come up with lines they could've said.

The individual with the wittiest remark

will be given the food of their choice.

-Great. -We'd love that.

-This is all about wit, right? -Of course.

Here's an example. Let's say the witch from Snow White

presented the poisoned apple to the princess.

I could have Snow White say,

"Do I look like a sucker to you?"

-Exactly. -That's how it works, yes?

-You're giving us scenarios, right? -Sure.

-This sounds fun. -Let's do this.

We'd obviously need someone to judge your responses

and pick out the wittiest one.

Is a guest joining us?

Woo-jae's nemesis will be our special guest for today.

MY NEMESIS?

Please come in.

WHO IS WOO-JAE'S NEMESIS?

Who's my nemesis anyway?

Oh, I get it.

-Who's his nemesis? -I see.

Come on, you need to be evenly matched to be someone's nemesis.

Hey, there's our guy.

FINALLY REVEALED

IN ONE OF THE BUSAN EPISODES FROM SEASON 1

-Ready. -Don't get hurt.

Set, go!

MR. SKELETON AND MR. SOFT BOY'S ARM WRESTLING MATCH

-Keep going. Go on. -Oh, dear…

WOO-JAE WON IN THAT FIERCE COMPETITION

THAT WAS HOW SUN-GYU RECEIVED THE TITLE…

OF BEING THE ONLY MAN THAT WOO-JAE COULD BEAT IN ARM WRESTLING

I'm the sound department's Kwon Sun-gyu.

WOO-JAE'S NEMESIS DIRECTOR KWON SUN-GYU

WELCOME

We work on multiple shows together, so I see Sun-gyu often quite regularly.

So I can tell you that I've caught Sun-gyu

building up his arms in break times after that arm wrestling with Woo-jae.

INTENSIVE TRAINING

He's that determined to win.

-How have you been? -I've been well. Thank you.

How cute.

Which one among the cast makes you laugh the most

when you watch our show?

THEY MAY KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP, BUT THEY ALL COVET THIS TITLE

…when you watch our show?

THE WINNER IS…

-You, Sae-ho. -Oh, really?

SO HAPPY

-Don't play favoritism, though. -Sure.

Please judge our remarks fairly.

-All right, then. -He's so adorable.

All right. Here's the first topic.

As the clock struck midnight,

Cinderella must hurry back home.

What sweet words could she have whispered into the prince's ear

before leaving?

This is the last thing she says to him, right?

That's right.

SHE HAS TO MAKE HIM SEEK HER

-I've got one. -Let's hear it.

She can just lick his ear.

-Dude, what do you think you're doing? -Jeez, you sleaze.

He's a troublemaker.

What's wrong with that? She could do that.

Look at Sun-gyu's face.

Just look.

HIS LIPS TELL ALL

So what? He's not going to…

I mean, you're not going to give me first place anyway.

Well…

HER MAJESTY'S INPUT

"I…

live alone."

"THE PASSCODE IS 2784#"

ULTIMATE SEDUCTION FINISHED OFF WITH AN ABASHED LOOK

"You'll put a shoe on me, and that's it?"

I'll leave it at that.

"How about some soju?"

But we haven't made a line witty enough to impress you yet, have we?

Actually, I did find one witty.

Really? Okay.

-Which one was it? -Can you tell us?

-We have to know your taste here. -Yeah.

"I live alone."

-That one? -All right!

I APPROVE OF HIS TASTE

Okay.

So this is the line that works on you, huh?

Okay, I got it now.

Now that he's shared that,

it seems Sun-gyu's general taste…

is that of a soft boy.

I think I get him now.

EMBARRASSED

Did you just call him a soft toy?

Not "soft boy," Jin-kyung.

Was it a softie, then?

That's not it either.

-I didn't say that. -What was it?

Soft boy, and soft as in gentle.

There are these new slangs grouping guys,

putting total machos on the one side and the gentle folks on the other.

Total machos are the burly, energetic guys.

But he only stays at home. How does he know all these things?

-Even at home-- -That's exactly why I know them.

New words aren't physically outside. You can find them on the Internet.

Just go online.

All right. Who takes first place on this topic?

I'll give Sook the first place.

-Ah, well… -"I live alone."

-I got it now. -I'll take a more gentle approach.

-Okay. -You can choose one menu, Sook.

What's your pick out of short ribs…

-It's an individual match. -…watermelon, iced Americano,

-and cup ramyeon? -Choose cup ramyeon.

Watermelon.

-I see. -Huh?

-What? -Watermelon coming right up.

Give her a single slice.

Just one.

What? Just a slice?

IT'S AN INDIVIDUAL MATCH, AFTER ALL

ONE-SLICE DELIVERY VS. WATERMELON EVALUATOR

NOT THAT ONE

I'LL TAKE THIS ONE

You're not giving her the whole dish, but only a small portion?

Yes, just a slice.

-I still got the biggest one. -Looks that way.

It looks pretty good.

Here's your next topic.

-Let's say Kong-gwi… -What about her?

…discovered the hole in the water pot while trying to fill it up.

What would she have said?

I have an answer. She was pouring the water in

when she discovered the hole, right?

HMM…

"Screw you, Pat-gwi. You little ****."

"Screw you, Pat-gwi. You little b****."

WHAT?

LIGHTHEADED

EVEN THE CAMERA'S SHUDDERING

-It's just… -Have you lost it?

I didn't mean to,

but that was the only way to fully convey the tone.

My bad. Dear viewers, I apologize.

Let me explain. It's just that we have to get immersed

in the world of Kong-gwi and Pat-gwi

to get into the character's head and come up with lines.

-And it was the only option. -Come on.

-Swearing is a cheap way to get laughs. -That's true.

-Even Sook's not swearing. -I'm holding it in on purpose.

But could you try it once to set the right tone?

"Pat-gwi, you little… You're one **** of a ****."

"You're one **** of a ****."

OOPS, WE FORGOT

THIS IS MS. KIM SOOK

THANK GOODNESS SHE'S ON OUR SIDE (OR SO WE HOPE)

That was intense.

CHILLS, WE'RE GETTING CHILLS

WHAT KIND OF LIFE HAVE YOU LED SO FAR?

That was intense.

Could you add this hand gesture too?

HERE'S THE FAN SERVICE YOU WANTED

"That **** Pat-gwi cooked up this scheme with her mom.

What a **** mess.

CRACKING UP

What a **** mess.

EPIC PERFORMANCE FROM THE QUEEN

See? Anyone could do it.

EVERYONE FAINTED

-How neat was that? -I can't compete with that.

EVER SO REGAL

There's no competing with her.

I could never beat her.

Here's what I realized. It's too difficult to channel the anger without swearing.

-Let's move on to the next topic. -Let's do that.

Woo-jae actually covered this very topic earlier.

-When the Evil Queen… -Really?

When the Evil Queen presents Snow White with the poisoned apple,

what would she say if she were a 21st-century young adult?

SNOW WHITE AS A 21ST-CENTURY YOUNG ADULT?

"My gosh."

"My gosh. I'll die soon,

but I get to enjoy this apple. Lucky you, Snow White."

SO PROUD OF HIMSELF

That ran too long!

Didn't he sound like an old geezer just now?

-But why? -"Lucky you"? I like it.

"I'll die shortly when I eat this poisoned apple,

but I still get to eat it. It's healthy to have one in the morning."

"Lucky you, Snow White."

SO, ARE YOU IMPRESSED?

DOUBLING DOWN IS A CLEAR SIGN OF AGING

Old geezers always use buzzwords that just went out of fashion.

Ones whose shelf life expired by mere months, not years.

They'd insist on trying them.

"Lucky you, Snow White."

THAT'S NOT IT, SIR…

MEANWHILE, SAE-HO'S EFFORTS IMPRESSED THIS ELDER

How about this?

"OMG."

-"OMG"? -I can't believe you.

-That's how young people talk. -OMG indeed!

"OMG."

IT WAS A NEW SLANG BACK IN 2005

CONGRATS ON GETTING INTERNET SERVICE

How's this, then?

"If I eat this poisoned apple, I'd die and stuff, right?"

-What do you think? -"And stuff."

HERE YOU ARE, THROWING OLD SLANGS AND STUFF…

And stuff, yeah.

"I'd bite into the poisoned apple, or better yet, not do that and stuff."

HEH-HEH

"I always eat certain varieties. Is it a crabapple? Can I ask and stuff?"

A FAKE YOUNG ADULT

I believe that was popular way back in 2002.

-Has it been out there for so long? -What?

Here's the simplest option.

-It's short. -Let's hear it.

"Take this apple, Snow White."

"Whatever. Not interested."

-What was that? -What? That's my answer.

-"Whatever." -"Whatever. I'm not eating."

-"Sure, whatever." -Hey, I like it.

-Let's hear the verdict. -Okay.

-Who said the best line? -Tell us, Sun-gyu.

I'll go with the last entry from Woo-young.

After all the ideas from Sae-ho?

-Yes, I won! -"Sure, whatever."

-That's the best, right? -Sure.

I knew it. "Whatever. Not interested."

Sae-ho pitched so many ideas.

So you don't say, "and stuff"?

-That's outdated. -Really?

HMPH

I'm sorry, though.

ALOOF

ANNOYED

Anyhow, I'd like cup ramyeon.

Please bring Woo-young one cup ramyeon.

I'd love to have one too.

The next topic, please.

Here's the last one.

-I trust you're familiar with Sim Cheong? -Sure.

What would she have said before jumping into the water?

IMAGINE THE FINAL WORDS FROM CHEONG

So I have to put myself in her shoes,

and think of what she'd say as she jumped into the water?

No, well, yeah. Her final words as she jumps.

"OMG."

"OMG."

"OMG" fits perfectly.

-Sun-gyu's face is screaming "OMG." -Again?

OMG indeed.

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART

But that's all I can think of.

Here's my idea for her last words before the plunge.

As she takes the jump,

-"Though my life will come to a close… -Jeez.

…my dad will get his sight back. Lucky you, Cheong."

"Lucky you, Cheong."

GURGLING SOUNDS

Wait, but I have the most realistic line.

Just like the whole living alone idea, Sun-gyu likes lines from everyday life.

So before she jumps…

AND WHAT'S THE MOST REALISTIC TAKE?

Most people say this before the plunge.

"Let's go!"

"Let's go!"

This is it, okay?

A SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY

You agree, don't you?

EVEN THE DRAGON KING WOULD FEEL MOVED

That was hilarious.

-Woo-young will get another prize. -That seems likely.

IN TERMS OF SPIRIT, SURE

THIS BRAISED-SHORT-RIB FAN IS GETTING ANXIOUS

You could add flavor with a performance. When jumping…

GETS ONTO HIS FEET

-Go ahead. -You stand up tall…

-Let's roll. -Ready.

Three, two, one.

SHRIEKS

I'm Sim Cheong

YIPPEE

This is an option.

HE'S LOST IT!

How's this?

ONE LAST DANCE BEFORE DIVING IN

I'm Sim Cheong

-Like a musical? -Exactly. What do you think?

HE'S BULLDOZING HIS WAY…

AN APPLAUSE SECURED BY SHEER STUBBORNNESS

I'm calling it "I'm Sim Cheong."

-I just can't… -I'm Sim Cheong

-Did you have a favorite? -Yes.

All right. Please tell us your favorite.

CANDIDATE NO. 1: FRAUD "YOUNG ADULT"

CANDIDATE NO. 2: SIM CHEONG SPIRITED ENOUGH TO LEAD AN ARMY

CANDIDATE NO. 3: PLAIN FAN OF "OMG"

"Let's go!"

"OMG" fits perfectly.

HE ONLY HAS AWFUL OPTIONS

-Please tell us your favorite. -It's Sae-ho's idea.

SAE-HO WINS THE JACKPOT

-As in "I'm Sim Cheong"? -For real?

You liked "I'm Sim Cheong"?

-Over mine? -I loved "Let's go."

-It's clearly the best! -What are my options?

Watermelon, iced Americano, cup ramyeon, or braised short ribs.

-Braised short ribs, please. -Short ribs were on the menu?

-Sure. -Even back when I won the game?

Of course.

-And I chose watermelon instead? -Yes.

THE JOLLY LUNCH HOUR ENDS WITH BRAISED SHORT RIBS AS THE FINAL DISH

THE SUN IS SCORCHING

IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO GO SWIMMING

Even your dresses look cooler.

I can't wait to dive in.

-Go right ahead. -Can I do that?

If you'd like, sure.

But the water will be freezing.

SQUABBLING

Have you lost it or what?

IS HE A TRUE SCREWBALL?

I don't even want to dip my toe into the water.

-Really? -You're going in for sure.

Sae-ho.

"LET'S THROW HIM IN THERE"

Was that a challenge?

No way.

-She just dared me to show my true colors. -I called Sae-ho, that's all.

-Are you sure? -Of course.

YOU'RE ALL GOING IN THE WATER ANYWAY

Continuing with our fairy tale episode,

we have prepared a special game that can only be played here.

Hoping to motivate you further,

we have placed prizes to your right.

They're back, I see.

RETURN OF THE NETFLIX MERCHANDISE

Wait, what is that? Isn't that Netflix merchandise?

EVERYONE CRAVED THEM

AFTER COMPETING IN THE GRACEFUL AND DIGNIFIED GAMES

THE MERCHANDISE SET

WENT INTO JIN'S HANDS

Are those leftovers from the shoot with Jin?

For your information, we've added more enticing goodies.

See the new backpack? The Apple Watch is still among them.

Is this a group game?

-It's an individual match. -Really?

-Yes, the winner of each game… -Cool!

…could select a prize.

When we review a fairy tale from our childhood as grown-ups,

we often see characters' circumstances in a new light

or find ourselves reimagining the events.

Without further ado, let's reinterpret fairy tales the Screwballs style

-and rewrite a few fairy tales. -All right.

The first fairy tale we'll be rewriting…

centers around Cheong.

It's Tale of Sim Cheong.

In this story, the dutiful daughter, Sim Cheong,

sacrifices herself to secure 300 seoks of rice for her blind father.

What if she could see

an inflatable float in the water?

Or we could imagine Cheong

-being a great swimmer like Park Tae-hwan. -Exactly.

What if she were a skilled diver?

If there were a float in the water,

Cheong in our version of story could survive.

And so, you'll each take a turn to become Cheong.

-Oh. -Let's go!

Let's do this!

HOLD YOUR BREATH AND DIVE

All right.

Behind you in the pool is a bridge made of platforms.

-Right. -Go across the bridge

until you reach the final platform.

Then, channel the dutiful Cheong's spirit and jump onto the inflatable duck.

When you do, please shout, "I love you, Mom and Dad."

Your task is to successfully go on to the float.

Wait, isn't that way too easy?

It sure looks that way.

How are your lymph nodes?

Oh, about them.

I checked earlier, and they seem fine.

Wait, let's say we all went into the pool.

We won't catch his condition, right?

How rude.

BUT I DON'T WANT THAT

You'll each get a turn with the time limit

of 30 seconds.

Let's do Rock-Paper-Scissors, nice and neat.

I want to know the pool's depth.

-Try going in. -I don't want to drown.

It's 1.1 meters.

Why don't we do Rock-Paper-Scissors to have the loser

show us the depth?

Why bother? The sign says it's 1.1 meters.

Let's still do it. If you'd rather not, don't lose.

Why is that even necessary when the number is right there?

Let's just move on.

Please, let's proceed.

-Jump in. -Let's go!

Come on, do it.

RUNS AWAY

Why won't you listen?

-Why not jump in after saying, "Let's go"? -Come on, let's have the loser jump in.

Wouldn't Director Park want us to start the game in dry clothes?

-It's fine either way. -Yeah?

-Thought so. So-- -Let's go, then.

SO IT'S FINE EITHER WAY, HUH?

Nicely done.

This is how deep the water is.

DEPTH CONFIRMED

-This is about it. -It's all right, then.

AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

-My gosh, Jin-kyung! -Was that a challenge?

NO WAY

Give me a hand.

I'll take a pass.

Just this once.

YOUR CHEAP TRICKS DON'T WORK

My lymph nodes…

Look at these rascals sitting down not to get dragged into the water.

IN THE END, SAE-HO DIVED IN ALONE

SIM CHEONG GAME'S LINEUP

JIN-KYUNG, SOOK, WOO-JAE, SAE-HO, AND WOO-YOUNG

Those of you not competing, please get on that platform.

THE SPECTATORS' PLATFORM

-I'm sitting down. -You can relax and watch from there.

How is it so firm?

Are we perhaps being charged a fee for the show?

-We'd appreciate it. -For real?

Gosh, you look so cute.

FLOATING AWAY

What is that dolphin called?

HE MEANT THIS DOLPHIN

What did he mean?

Genius dolphin.

I realize our thing is not to care about gender,

but why don't we give the ladies one minute?

-We don't do that here. -Not at all.

-We don't want that. -Why, though?

We all have working legs

and are given the same condition.

-We don't need it. -I'll allow three seconds.

They can have 33 seconds.

-Don't bother. -Thirty-three seconds.

-Thirty-three seconds, then. -Fine.

Suppose I fell off the platform. Do I get back onto it

-if I still have time to go? -Sure.

Be careful not to get hurt.

You already gave us a spectacular fall,

-so make it count this time. -Nice and neat.

Ready.

Go!

THE DOLPHIN SHOW BEGINS

There you go.

There you go.

SLIPS

Looking good.

Looking good.

SHE'S DONE FINE UNTIL THE LAST PLATFORM

THEN, SHE DIVES RIGHT IN

SPITS OUT WATER

-Wait. -What was that?

SHE IS INDEED THE GENIUS DOLPHIN

BORN WITH A TALENT FOR VARIETY SHOWS

What was that?

-You still have time left! -What?

-Get back up there. -Go on.

-You still have time left. -You can try again!

That was almost a scrumptious shot.

She fell on her back earlier and then fell flat on her face just now.

-How hilarious is that? -Three, two, one!

You forgot to scream, "Mom and Dad, I love you."

You failed.

-I still made it to the last platform. -Yeah, you were amazing.

-I'm so jealous. -Why do you say that?

Earlier, you were flung away like you weighed nothing.

Just now, you dived like it was the easiest thing to do.

I can get there by myself.

Dang it! It's freaking cold in here!

SHE HATES THE COLD

-I can't believe her. -Are you okay?

I don't see stairs here.

Can anyone help her up?

HERE I GO

Never mind, she's good.

Wow, you really are built strong.

Praise her muscles!

She looks like a real wrestler.

MUSCLE LADY WHO WRESTLES AS A HOBBY

-All I have to do is get on it? -Sure.

-Good luck! -Ready.

Set. Go!

HERE COMES THE MUSCLE LADY

She's not going fast enough.

FALLS

SHOWS OFF HER AMAZING SENSE OF BALANCE

CRAWLING FORWARD

OH, WOW…

But it's too far away.

It's drifting away

It's slipping away!

It's floating away!

Please don't go

-You have to jump, Sook! -Please don't go

Do I have to bring it back?

Dang it.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING, DUCK?

SUCCESSFULLY CAPTURED

-I have to get back up here, right? -Yes.

This is the tricky part.

She's right about that.

OFF I GO!

ALL MUSCLES FULLY ENGAGED

HOW AMAZING IS THAT?

I did it.

Now, "Mom and Dad, I love you."

Mom and Dad.

I love you!

SHAKY LEGS

SHE DIDN'T JUMP FAR ENOUGH

You failed.

Damn it.

-Next up is Woo-jae. -Let's go, Woo-jae.

Could you push the platform for me?

Don't waste our time. Every second is precious to our crew.

When I clock out, my clothes will still be dry.

You're ending up in the pool.

Gosh, this is actually fun.

REACHED THE LAND IN DRY CLOTHES

Woo-jae, show us how it's done.

-Are you guys ready? -Can I make a request?

Could you jump high

and land with your legs wrapped around the duck's neck?

With his legs wrapped around the neck?

Dang, the leg trick?

I have high hopes for you.

Ready. Set. Go!

LIKE A BULLET

WHOSE CLOTHES ARE WET NOW?

You can still do it!

-He's really doing it? -Jump!

-Go on! -Jump!

THE DUCK FLOAT IS FAR AWAY

-Go on! -Jump!

You can do it. You've got long legs.

READY TO MAKE THE LEAP

What was that?

MR. SKINNY LEGS ENDS UP FALLING CLUMSILY

What on earth?

Try it again with the motto.

Come on.

You've got this.

NO END OF TROUBLES

Do it! No, don't let it go over.

DUCK GETS OVERTURNED

It's just not easy.

-You're bound to fall in the end. -You can do it!

MR. SKELETON DOESN'T GIVE UP

Shout, "Mom and Dad, I love you."

What's the matter with him?

HE'S THE WORST AT THIS, AND HE LOOKS THE MOST PATHETIC

You failed!

You're plain awful.

Out of the way.

-Who's next? Is it you, Sae-ho? -Yeah.

Move.

You just can't win this thing.

Tell me something, Woo-jae.

Why do the platforms shake so much?

-Up to this point… -Yeah?

-…you're good. -I see.

But on this platform,

-make sure to step on this point. -Oh, right there?

-Okay. -And take the leap.

WHATEVER

When I clock out, my clothes will still be dry.

The trick is to move quickly,

pushing your left foot forward before your right foot lands.

I'd dash forward and then jump, okay?

-Are you saying you're going to fly? -Exactly.

-Show us something cool for a change. -I swear I will.

THIS IS SAE-HO'S PLAN

-Show us how it's properly done. -Yeah, show us how a true veteran does it.

All right, then. I'm so nervous.

-Ready. -Ready.

-Set. Go! -You've got this!

-Wish me luck! -Good luck!

SPRINT AND LEAP!

What the heck?

What the heck?

What's he doing?

You can do it. You still have time left. There you go.

-I ended up slipping at that point. -He doesn't seem so steady either.

Launch yourself to the float!

MR. LYMPH NODES SEEMED SO SURE OF HIMSELF

SHRIEKS

He's too short.

I bet Jin-kyung could've made it.

TOO SHORT

He's too short.

AN INSURMOUNTABLE LIMITATION

I bet Jin-kyung could've made it.

All right, then. Try again with "Mom and Dad, I love you."

Mom and Dad, I love you!

He's done it!

WOBBLES

He's done it!

DID HE REALLY SUCCEED?

Mom and Dad, I love you!

DID THIS CHEONG SURVIVE

AFTER RESTORING HIS FATHER'S SIGHT?

Mom and Dad, I love you!

He's done it!

-He did it. -It's a success!

He's done a great job with balance.

So that's how you keep it from overturning.

SAE-HO SECURES A PRIZE!

This is fun.

Congrats.

You should try it his way…

A SELF-CONGRATULATORY CELEBRATION

It wasn't so bad.

Woo-young.

I'm so nervous. I don't think I can do it.

WHERE IS IT?

THAT'S BOUND TO SPARK A DISCUSSION ABOUT HIS CHARACTER ISSUES…

A BRIDGE WITH A DEFLATED PLATFORM

THAT SHAKES

HE'S FACING TRIALS EVEN BEFORE THE GAME BEGINS

WHAT A PAIR OF LOYAL FRIENDS

What's going on?

Is someone shaking it?

Who is it?

For your information,

I've had ample experience on Let's Go Dream Team,

Running Man, and other variety shows.

-Don't we know it. -I know how these things work.

-Ready. -If you're curious--

-Go! -Go!

OH?

Go!

WOO-YOUNG'S BOLD SPRINT

You did so well!

-It was so close. -What a bummer.

-He's done great. -You can still do it.

All right. Get back on the platform.

Don't forget the line.

"Mom and Dad, I love you."

Watch your foot. You just pushed the float away.

You can just start from there.

All right. You have to jump far. It's drifted away.

It traveled pretty far.

I CHOOSE DEATH

Oh, come on.

YOU'RE GREAT AT THESE ACTIONY GAMES, HUH?

-What's the matter with him? -Come on.

All right. Prepare to throw yourself to the float.

Do it. You've got this.

Yes, that's a good distance.

-No, you're too close. -Mom and Dad.

Mom and Dad.

I love you!

Mom and Dad.

I love you!

WAIT, DID THAT GUY JUST…

SAE-HO'S OUT FOR MISCHIEF

Why did you do that?

What's he doing?

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN

I promise I won't move it back.

I swear not to do that.

-I don't trust you. Let me handle that. -I'm being serious.

-But you'll pull it back. -I won't!

-Woo-jae. -I won't!

-Let me hold it. -I won't!

-You can't trust him. -Fine, don't trust me.

Mom and Dad.

SUDDEN TERROR ENGULFS HIM

He's just holding it.

-Please don't, man. -I'm only holding it.

-He won't pull it. -You're not Sae-ho.

Of course I'm not.

Mom and Dad.

Mom and Dad.

WOO-YOUNG IS DUPED AGAIN

-He didn't pull it back. He lifted it. -So I did.

I didn't pull it back. I just lifted it.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I feel you. Get back up there.

I promise not to try anything again.

Why don't we hold it from both sides so we can't move it away?

We can keep it in place that way.

Why do I get multiple shots?

If you pull it off this time, we'll count it as a success.

-For real, yeah. -Hold it steady for our youngest.

Help him win a prize.

Let's keep it steady.

-Help me out, guys. -Got it.

-No more tricks. -We promise.

Mom and Dad, I love you!

Mom and Dad, I love you!

SO PROUD OF THEMSELVES

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

CACKLING

It was hilarious. He headbutted the float.

LET'S DRINK TO THAT

He butted his head right in.

DANG IT

-This is fun. -That was hilarious.

-I feel like I could do it. -Try it.

We'll give you another shot, Woo-jae.

I won't even touch the float.

Move.

You rascals.

I promise to let go when you reach the last platform.

Okay.

HIS SPEED WAS IMPRESSIVE

BUT HIS FALL WASN'T

MR. SKINNY LEGS ENDED UP FLOUNDERING A LOT

Ready.

-Go! -You can do it!

HE LEAPED INTO THE AIR!

SAE-HO SABOTAGED HIS COSTAR AGAIN

Why did you push it away?

I could picture myself hugging the duck's neck.

-I was so close! -Okay.

APPEALING TO THE CREW

Excuse me, there's a line here.

-Please make way for the next person. -Damn you.

I swear I won't do something funny again.

Just don't, okay?

-You could get hurt. -Got it.

I've had ample experience on Running Man and other variety shows.

DESPITE HIS CONFIDENCE…

I love you!

HE WAS NO MATCH FOR HIS MISCHIEVOUS COSTARS

I love you!

COULD HE SUCCEED IF THEY DIDN'T MEDDLE?

Ready. Set.

Go!

Show us how it's done, Woo-young.

A SPEEDY RUN-UP AND A POWERFUL LEAP

Show us how it's done, Woo-young.

WILL HE MANAGE IT THIS TIME?

Show us how it's done, Woo-young.

DID HE SUCCEED AT LAST?

HE FLOATED LIKE A BUTTERFLY

AND PLUNGED LIKE A BAT

SNICKERING

BUT HIS JUMP WAS AMAZING

You failed!

So these guys didn't win anything despite the multiple attempts?

It's unfortunate, but yes.

ONLY THE CHOSEN ONES CAN SURVIVE

Sae-ho won a prize!

Can I choose from the bunch?

Yes, please.

What should I choose? I wonder what's the best option.

-I'll go with this shopping bag. -This one?

-A box? -A coffee brand's logo's on it.

-What's inside? -Open it.

WHAT GOODIES WERE IN THE SHOPPING BAG?

-It's a cup. -And a bag of whole bean coffee.

Gosh, that's lovely.

Let's give him a big hand.

-Good work. -Thank you.

I love the tumbler.

-Thank you. -Great work, everyone!

LET'S GET READY FOR THE NEXT GAME

BOY, IT HURTS

There must've been a shark or an alligator in the pool.

Otherwise, we can't explain the bitemark.

It's going to be okay.

HE MUST'VE GOTTEN HURT AT THIS POINT

GROANING

It's hardly the size of your pinky nail.

He did get grazed.

But the wound is tiny.

Should I twist my arm like this?

Director Park, which way gives you a better shot at this?

TEARS

-Shall we get going, then? -Sure.

Can you keep working, Woo-jae?

I'm not sure, but I'll do my best.

THIS GUY COULDN'T CARE LESS

-He did get hurt, so… -Yeah.

-We got you. -The blood is seeping through.

I told you that's the ointment.

Dear viewers,

please show Woo-jae much love and support.

The next fairy tale we'll rewrite is The Fairy and the Woodcutter.

You're familiar with the story?

-All too well. -Of course.

While a fairy from the heavens is taking a bath,

a woodcutter steals her magical robes--

By the way, he's an *****.

He shouldn't have done that.

He committed theft

and unlawful confinement.

-Yeah. -If you apply modern sensibilities,

-he's a criminal. -He should be locked up.

What a rotten jerk.

He committed theft and unlawful confinement, sure.

But his biggest crime

-is the invasion of her privacy. -You bet it is.

Let me present to you our version of the tale.

What if the fairy

caught the woodcutter trying to steal her robe?

You'll play the part of the fairy

-and punish the woodcutter. -All right.

Behind you in the pool

-are lifesavers. -Yeah.

You'll each take a turn to become the fairy in the story.

The fairy can take one inflatable toy hammer.

That's a mace, isn't it?

I didn't know toy hammers came in this design.

The spikes don't hurt at all.

I get where we're going.

-Is it a whack-a-mole game? -It is.

The remaining four will be the woodcutters.

They will have to hide beneath the lifesavers.

When they come up,

the fairy will smack them.

THE FAIRY WITH THE MOST HITS WINS

How long does a round last?

I suggest two minutes.

-Can I stay underwater for a full minute? -Of course.

-I can hold out, right? -Sure.

Okay.

Won't my wound get infected if I go into the pool?

SNORTS

-Let me see. -Infection, seriously?

You won't have trouble today. But it might start to rot tomorrow.

You should see the surgeon who treated my lymph nodes.

You'll need surgery.

THE FAIRY GAME'S LINEUP

JIN-KYUNG, SOOK, WOO-YOUNG, WOO-JAE, AND SAE-HO

By the way, where should the fairy position themselves?

Oh, come on. Come along into the pool.

So they're going into the pool too?

Reach out when you see one coming up…

-Wait. -…to smack them.

-The lifesavers are spread out too far. -Yeah.

Before the woodcutters get in position,

we should decide who gets the furthest spots

-with a round of Rock-Paper-Scissors. -All right.

-The center spots are disadvantageous. -They're much closer to the fairy.

Please decide with a fair round of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

-Rock, paper, scissors. -All right!

Rock, paper, scissors. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors.

One more time. Okay, I'll take this end.

-I'll take the other end. -Okay.

I'm saddled with a center spot?

-Let's narrow the gaps. -You're spread out too wide.

-Move in closer. -Can I stand here?

SNEAKY WOODCUTTERS ARE CAUGHT STEALING THE MAGICAL ROBE

THE FAIRY HEADBAND ON! SHE'S READY TO TEACH THEM A LESSON

All right. Let's do this!

Now, ready.

-Set. -Why are you right behind me?

Go!

ONE HIT RIGHT FROM THE GET-GO

Go!

DIVES TO RUN AWAY

WOODCUTTERS FOUND REFUGE UNDERWATER

ALL IS SILENT

THERE'S NO TARGET

SNEAKS OUT

FAILS TO CROSS THE DISTANCE IN TIME

SILENCE REIGNS FOR ABOUT 15 SECONDS

ALL THOSE WOODCUTTING WORK MUST'VE GIVEN THEM A GOOD SET OF LUNGS

EVEN SO, HOW ARE THEY STAYING DOWN THERE FOR SO LONG?

STRIKES ENSUE THE MOMENT ANYONE COMES UP FOR AIR

GOES UNDERWATER AFTER THE CLOBBERING

OTHERS COME UP FOR AIR WHILE WOO-JAE KEEPS HER DISTRACTED

I NEED SOME AIR

TRAVELS BACK AND FORTH WITH THE MACE

THE WOODCUTTERS ARE MAKING HER DIZZY

SECURELY STATIONS HERSELF IN THE CENTER

FOCUSING ALL HER EFFORTS ON THE TWO IN THE MIDDLE

HELP ME OUT

MEANWHILE, WOO-JAE…

IS HAVING A FIERCE BATTLE UNDERWATER

HE'S ATTACKING SAE-HO WITH ALL HIS MIGHT

IN THE END, HE COMES UP FOR AIR!

LET ME BREATHE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

THE FAIRY IS IN THE PRIME SPOT

THAT'S CLEARLY THE BEST SPOT

ENJOYING THE SHOW LIKE SHE'S JUST A SPECTATOR

Why do you come up so often?

Dang it.

These guys need a whole lot of air.

Why are you taking all that air in?

WAIT, WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I'M HER ONLY TARGET?

HE'S REACHED HIS LIMIT

TIME OVER

-These guys come up so often, Sook. -Hey!

Jin-kyung. Care to know why I come up so often?

That's because we're having a brutal battle underwater.

I didn't know I would stoop so low,

but when things got desperate,

I ended up reaching for his lymph nodes.

You really shouldn't, though.

Dang, this spot is…

A WATERPARK!!!

Seriously, the spot…

She kept hitting me right here.

The game makes you risk your life.

-Sae-ho and I-- -But you came up so often.

Positioning is everything.

The fairy can never reach this far.

I did great, though. I held my breath fine.

Who cares?

Next up is Sook, right?

-Yeah. -The score--

-Let's do Rock-Paper-Scissors. -Let's do it.

Rock, paper, scissors.

JIN-KYUNG: SCISSORS OTHERS: ROCK

Your position matters.

You got the center spot, Jin-kyung.

Rock, paper, scissors.

OTHERS: PAPER SAE-HO: SCISSORS

Okay, I'm staying here.

Rock, paper…

Hold on a second.

-Dang, I can't stay in the center. -Keep him here.

Rock, paper, scissors!

WOO-YOUNG WON!

A CENTER SPOT TWICE IN A ROW

SMACK, SMACK

READY TO SCHOOL THE WOODCUTTERS

Okay, good.

Ready.

Sae-ho, don't try anything this time.

Let's do it right and hold our breaths.

No tricks this time.

Ready. Set.

THE GAME BEGINS!

PANICKING

HIDES UNDERWATER

LET HER CATCH YOU, AND YOU'RE DEAD!

STOP IT!

SNICKERS

SMACK

I told you not to do it!

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

I told you not to do it! Stop it, okay?

THIS IS MY SHOT TO GO UP

THUD, THUD

THE MERCILESS HAMMER DOESN'T MISS ITS MARK

SHE'S ENJOYING THIS

CAN YOU SEE ME?

What is she doing?

RETREATS UNDERWATER

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

GETS BACK UNDERWATER

You and your tricks.

You and your tricks.

ATTACKS HER

-Hey, wait. -You can't touch me.

-You can never get me. -You rascal.

-Here I am. -You brat.

-Here I am. You can't… -You brat.

THE PAIR IS CAUSING HER TROUBLE

He's pinching me from below.

What on earth?

He's pinching me from below.

Hold on. What's up with her?

HEH, YOU GOT ME

You can't touch me.

Here I am.

I'm right here.

Bet you can't touch me.

-Catch me if you can. -Come on, he's a pincher.

What's this?

-Where did it go? -Hey, wait!

-Where are you going? -Come get me. I'm right here.

Catch me if you can.

-You can't touch me! -What's up with her?

-You two are just out here. -Catch me if you can.

Sook's round is a lot of fun.

Catch me if you can.

I dare you. Catch me if you can.

YOU THINK THIS IS "FUN"?

ON THE VERGE OF THROWING UP

I'm going to kill him.

-I swear I'll kill him. -You can't touch me.

-I'll help you. -Here I am.

NOW, SHE'S ONLY TARGETING ONE WOODCUTTER

A JOINT OPERATION!

OFF I GO

-It flew away! -Come catch me.

-Dang it. -But you never will.

JUST HOW MUCH FORCE DID YOU USE?

SMACK

GAME OVER

SHRIEKS IN PAIN

She hit me with the handle!

Man, it hurts!

WAVES OF LAUGHTER

That was freaking hilarious.

By the way, this guy here

is a pincher.

-He pinched you, the fairy? -Yeah.

No, I didn't mean to pinch her.

I was flailing for something to hold on to.

He's a pincher.

No, I'm not.

-Who's next? -The third fairy.

Hey, that's me!

-Let's do Rock-Scissor-Paper. -Jin-kyung, here.

Come on. Rock, scissors, paper!

WOMEN: SCISSORS, MEN: ROCK

-I'm on fire today. -All right!

-We can take each end. -Okay.

Hey, I'm loving this. I guess it's my lucky day.

The 1,000-ton hammer breaks easily.

That one's the best.

THE BAND-AID IS ALREADY FALLING OFF

HE'S A BIG CRYBABY

Look at the Band-Aid.

The Band-Aid…

-That doesn't hurt. -Yeah.

Geez, you're so loud.

Dang it.

OUR NAUGHTY 40-YEAR-OLD TROUBLEMAKER

Don't hit too hard, Woo-young.

THAT'S FOR ME TO DECIDE, I'M JAZZED!

It's just for the game, so don't take it the wrong way.

SWISH, SWISH

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO HURT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS

-Ready. -Let's play it fair and square.

-Set. -No fouls, okay?

GO

DIVING UNDERWATER

TWO GAMES EARLIER MUST'VE HELPED THEM LEARN

THEY'RE HOLDING THEIR BREATHS MUCH BETTER

SNEAKS UP

You can't touch me.

Catch me if you can.

TEASING WOODCUTTER IS BACK IN ACTION

You can't get me, can you? Here I am.

I'm right…

STAY DOWN THERE, ALL RIGHT?

ANOTHER TEASE ON THE OTHER SIDE

GET BACK THERE THIS INSTANT

You can't touch me. Catch me if you can.

Try it, and I'll disappear.

When you come near, I'll go underwater.

I TOLD YOU TO STAY DOWN THERE

THIS FAIRY WILL COME DOWN HARD ON YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE FAR AWAY

I love this spot.

CLANG, CLANG

CLANG, CLANG

-Hey! -Hold on.

I need to adjust my swim goggles.

SHALL I GET BACK OUT THERE?

SNEAKS A PEEK

THIS TEASING WOODCUTTER IS THE WORST

THANKS TO THE TEASING WOODCUTTER, ALL OTHERS ARE ON A BREAK

STEALS A GLANCE

DON'T YOU DARE

CLANG

CLANG, CLANG

Hang on. I'm getting water in my goggles.

SHE'S CHARGING AT HER FRENEMY COSTAR WHILE THE FAIRY IS PREOCCUPIED

Woo-young! Here's another target for you!

Woo-young, look.

Hold on. I need to deal with him first.

HOLDING THE LIFESAVER FIRMLY

HE'S BECOME A STATUE

WHAT'S GOING ON?

FAIRY WOO-YOUNG HAS DECIDED TO MARK SAE-HO

FLUSTERED

I'LL SMACK YOU EVEN IF YOU STAY THERE

THINGS ARE GETTING PHYSICAL HERE TOO

Here, Woo-young!

Woo-young! Get over here. Quick!

Hang on. I need to teach him a lesson.

TIME OVER

He's strong, all right.

THAT WOODCUTTER IS A TEASE

-You really got my goat. -Listen.

-You're pretty good. -By the way, I saw two people

fighting tooth and nail underwater.

A BATTLE WITHOUT SPECTATORS

Those two over there.

Those two were having an all-out war.

Sook looks so menacing underwater.

A DOUBLY DIFFICULT GAME

I mean it.

Yeah, I get it.

She looks so scary.

Anyway, who's next?

-It's Woo-jae. -Woo-jae.

Is it him? Okay, then.

Give either Jin-kyung or me your spot.

Sure, after the Rock-Paper-Scissors.

-We got hit too many times. -Okay, but first things first.

-You snooze, you lose -You snooze, you lose

WOMEN: PAPER, MEN: ROCK

-I mean to give you my place anyway. -Yes!

ALL FAIRY WOO-JAE CARES ABOUT IS PUNISHING THE WOODCUTTERS

Seriously, what's gotten into you?

-Jin-kyung. -I'm not going to play nice this time.

Not that I'm ever nice, but I'll be super mean this time.

Ready.

-Set. -I have to stay underwater this time.

GO

FAIRY WOO-JAE IS HERE

LET'S ALL RUN AWAY

HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN!

I'm not going to play nice this time.

DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU

No one's coming up?

ALL IS QUIET

What is this?

Am I an outcast here?

DEEPLY HURT

How can they stay there this long?

AN AMAZING LEARNING CURVE!

I MUST HOLD OUT

APPROACHES WOO-YOUNG

WHAT NOW?

A FIERCE BATTLE BEGINS ONCE MORE

COMES UP

Damn you, Sae-ho!

I'm not going to play nice this time.

THIS FAIRY IS A MAN OF HIS WORD

I'LL GET BACK AT YOU

COME HERE, YOU

DELIVERS HIM TO THE SURFACE

TEARS

THERE YOU ARE, WOODCUTTER!

HELP!

THE WANDERING WOODCUTTER IS ALSO PUNISHED

THE WOODCUTTERS ARE HELPLESS TO THE BARRAGE OF HITS

CRACKING UP

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

I'M RUNNING, ME TOO

Get out here. I dare you!

BORN TO BE AN AVENGING FAIRY

What is all this?

WHILE THE FAIRY'S FURY REIGNS…

SAE-HO IS SURROUNDED BY WOO-YOUNG AND JIN-KYUNG

THEY'RE PINCHING AND HITTING HIM

You've gone mad.

GET BACK IN THERE

YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE!

WOODCUTTER SAE-HO IS IN FOR AN ORDEAL

COME HERE, YOU

NOPE

Come on. You have to stay inside the ring.

PLEASE HELP

A NEVER-ENDING FIGHT BETWEEN THE WOODCUTTERS

Seriously, what are we even doing here?

TIME OVER

I'm not going to play nice this time.

HE'S PUNISHED THE WOODCUTTERS BIG TIME

This is the final round.

You won't believe what went down underwater.

It was a downright war,

using the tips of our fingers.

DRAGGING AWAY

Rock-Paper-Scissors.

It's for the last game of today.

-You snooze, you lose -You snooze, you lose

JIN-KYUNG AND WOO-YOUNG LOST

-Okay, get in there. -All right.

DISMAYED OVER BEING IN THE CENTER FOR THE THIRD TIME

EVERYONE'S IN THEIR POSITION

SMACK

THE LAST FAIRY IS PRACTICING TO GET HIS HITS JUST RIGHT

-Don't overuse it, Sae-ho. -I shouldn't?

If it loses its tension, the hits don't land properly.

Is that right? Got it.

I regretted putting too much force into my swings.

-It went rather flabby. -Got it.

Ready.

THE TWO WOODCUTTERS IN THE CENTER LOOK VERY TENSE

Set.

GO

STARTS GOING AFTER WOO-JAE WHO GAVE HIM A GREAT TIP

FLUSTERED

Don't overuse it, Sae-ho.

HOW UNGRATEFUL IS THAT?

WOO-JAE'S HEAD IS UNDERWATER

BUT SAE-HO STRIKES HIM ANYWAY

HEH-HEH

SHOVE, SHOVE

THIS IS AN UNPRECEDENTED FOUL

DIVING TO ESCAPE

JUST A PEEK ABOVE WATER

GETS THE FAIRY TO RUSH OVER TO YOU

COME HERE, YOU

SMACK, SMACK

TEARS

FORGET ABOUT RULES, I'M ALL IN FOR RETRIBUTION

TOY HAMMER ON RAMPAGE

Why does he get to smack me even when I'm underwater?

Come on, he shouldn't hit me when I'm down there.

CLANG, CLANG

FAIRY SAE-HO IS OUT OF CONTROL

ATTACKS HIS LYMPH NODES

SHRIEKS IN PAIN

SHRIEKS IN PAIN

My lymph nodes.

FURIOUS PUMPING MOTIONS

FINDS A NEW TARGET

Why hit a person below the surface?

No, my lymph nodes!

GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE!

-Watch out! -I was underwater when he…

YOU'RE ABOVE SURFACE NOW

HELP ME

A GLANCE

A GOOD STIR WILL DO

HE'S COOKING SOOK TO HIS LIKING

BUBBLES RISING

STEALS A GLANCE AT THE CREW

BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER FOUL

Why does he get to stir up the water? Why…

RUTHLESS UNPROVOKED ATTACKS

ARE KEEPING THE WOODCUTTERS BELOW THE SURFACE

HIS TYRANNY IS ONLY GROWING STRONGER

Sook.

My lips feel…

CONFUSED GRUNTS

He's lost it.

Hey, Woo-young! Woo-young!

THAT WAS A FEINT

Give it back.

This isn't right.

This isn't right.

A TOY HAMMER DROPS FROM THE HEAVENS

THIS IS IT FOR YOU

KARMA CAME BACK IN TWOFOLD

A FINE JOB OF SERVING JUSTICE

TOUCHED, "THE HEAVENS" GRANT THE WOODCUTTERS ANOTHER TOY HAMMER

Where did he go?

Where is he?

DIVES FOR DEAR LIFE

SMACK, SMACK

THE GOLDEN RULE OF FAIRY TALES

IS THAT THE GOOD TRIUMPHS OVER THE EVIL

LOL

Come on, guys.

TEARS

WHILE WOO-JAE ALMOST COLLAPSES FROM LAUGHING SO HARD…

This is preposterous.

A SUDDEN WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

HOW UNFORTUNATE…

What was all that about?

HEH-HEH, WE HAD A BLAST

It was so much fun!

Seriously, that was not right.

SERVES YOU RIGHT

Sae-ho should have been disqualified to begin with.

He thrusted the handle to hit us when we were underwater.

Right. He did that to me too, didn't he?

He'd attack you to get you up here and smack you like this.

If you ask me, the way Sae-ho attacked you…

looked like he was using a plunger

to unclog a toilet.

I was sure I was underwater, but he kept hitting me.

-Me too! -I wondered if I wasn't fully submerged.

But when I glanced to the side,

he was hitting Woo-young… Wait, it wasn't him.

-Sook was being attacked like this. -Yeah!

He pulled that on me,

and I got really confused.

A MIX OF FOUL AND DISRESPECT

-Do we have the results? -Yes, we do.

-Jin-kyung. -Yeah?

-You went first, right? -Yes.

You had 57 hits.

-My gosh. -That's your score.

-Sook. -Huh?

-You had 46 hits. -Got it.

That's your score.

-Woo-young. -Yes?

You had 43 hits.

Sae-ho.

I did pretty well, didn't I?

-You had 33 hits. -Really?

-I thought… -You still did pretty well.

Is Jin-kyung the winner?

SHE'S CURRENTLY IN THE LEAD

Woo-jae.

You had 123 hits.

How is his score so high?

WOO-JAE SECURES FIRST PLACE BY GIVING IT HIS ALL AFTER ALL THE FUSS

Honestly, how did he land so many hits?

You won the prize of Netflix merchandise.

Congratulations.

I still don't get his score.

THE FINAL PRIZE WAS AWARDED TO THE CRYBABY WHO "RESTORED" JUSTICE

WISHING YOU A WONDERFUL VACATION

Next episode on Screwballs…

THIS WONDERFUL VIEW OUT THE WINDOW

BELONGS TO SAE-HO'S NEW FAMILY HOME

THE PEACE OF THE NEWLYWEDS' HOME…

Hello, it's a pleasure.

…IS SHATTERED BY DUBIOUS NEIGHBORS

Gosh, hello.

-I can sense the cosmic energy. -What?

What a nice place.

I love the couch.

Can I take it?

-I wear size 260. -I wear size 260.

-I'm sorry, but-- -This unit is mine.

I put my life on the line for this.

Please leave.

Come on, Sae-ho. We didn't come here to mooch off you.

Gosh, this is so pretty.

THEY COME WITH GIFTS

Let's have the shoot at my place from now on.

I brought this to keep you warm.

In the middle of summer?

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN…

-Sook gave you that, didn't she? -Hear me out, okay?

He's giving Sook's present to Sae-ho?

-You're a piece of garbage. -Do you have a death wish?

WHILE THEY SQUABBLE ALL THE TIME…

We've hit the half-year mark already.

Has it been six months already?

I suggest we have a team dinner.

We'll play an individual game to decide who picks up the bills.

HE'S WELCOMED THEM TO HIS HOME, BUT THEY'RE BEATING HIM UP

-Woo-young. -You failed.

I'm losing my mind here.

HIS LIVING ROOM EVEN HAS TO SUFFER

HAVING A WATER PARK OPEN UP THERE

-That's disgusting! -My gosh.

HOMEOWNER GETS WATER ISSUES

THE HOUSEWARMING PARTY TURNS INTO A CATASTROPHE

WHAT COULD SAE-HO SALVAGE OUT OF HIS HOME, MONEY, AND FRIENDSHIP?

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"REBOOT" BY KYOUNGSEO (SCREWBALLS OST)

Subtitle translation by: Jeongwoo Kim