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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,530 --> 00:00:26,365 HOW ABOUT IT, SHERIFF? CAN I GO? JUST A SECOND, OTIS. 2 00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:28,467 WE GOT TO GET SOMETHING SETTLED HERE. 3 00:00:28,501 --> 00:00:31,470 NOW, ANDY, YOU GET A CHANCE TO DO SOME REAL POLICE WORK 4 00:00:31,504 --> 00:00:32,972 AND YOU PASS IT UP. WHY? 5 00:00:33,006 --> 00:00:36,075 BARNEY, YOU'RE MAKING A BIG BAWLING VOLCANO 6 00:00:36,109 --> 00:00:38,611 OUT OF A LITTLE WET WEATHER SPRING. 7 00:00:38,644 --> 00:00:40,579 OH, HOW ABOUT IT, SHERIFF? MY 24 HOURS IS UP. 8 00:00:40,613 --> 00:00:42,015 I'M TRYING, OTIS. 9 00:00:42,048 --> 00:00:43,649 YOU JUST GONNA LET HIM WALK OUT, HUH? 10 00:00:43,682 --> 00:00:45,151 WELL, HE ALWAYS DOES. 11 00:00:45,184 --> 00:00:47,253 THAT'S JUST THE POINT. 12 00:00:47,286 --> 00:00:50,556 WE'RE ENTIRELY TOO LAX AROUND HERE. 13 00:00:50,589 --> 00:00:53,659 NOW, IN THE BIG CITY JAILS, THEY GIVE SOBRIETY TESTS. 14 00:00:53,692 --> 00:00:55,728 SOBRIETY TESTS? 15 00:00:55,761 --> 00:00:58,364 TO FIND OUT WHETHER OR NOT A MAN IS SOBER. 16 00:00:58,397 --> 00:01:01,034 I THINK WE OUGHT TO DO IT HERE, TOO. 17 00:01:01,067 --> 00:01:02,401 WELL, I BELIEVE A SOBRIETY TEST 18 00:01:02,435 --> 00:01:04,703 IS GIVEN TO A PRISONER WHEN YOU FIRST BRING HIM IN. 19 00:01:04,737 --> 00:01:07,273 NOW, YOU OUGHT TO HAVE DONE THAT TO OTIS LAST NIGHT. 20 00:01:07,306 --> 00:01:11,377 OH, ANDY, YOU KNOW WE COULDN'T HAVE GIVEN A SOBRIETY TEST 21 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:13,012 TO OTIS LAST NIGHT. 22 00:01:13,046 --> 00:01:14,213 WELL, WHY NOT? 23 00:01:14,247 --> 00:01:16,182 HE WAS TOO DRUNK. 24 00:01:16,215 --> 00:01:19,018 NOW, COME ON, JUST LET ME GIVE HIM AN ALERTNESS TEST. 25 00:01:20,253 --> 00:01:21,454 ALL RIGHT. 26 00:01:22,321 --> 00:01:25,091 YOU JUST LEAVE IT TO ME. 27 00:01:46,745 --> 00:01:48,714 OTIS... 28 00:02:08,601 --> 00:02:10,269 SHERIFF... 29 00:02:10,303 --> 00:02:11,570 TAKE THE TEST. 30 00:02:11,604 --> 00:02:12,738 OTIS CAMPBELL... 31 00:02:14,373 --> 00:02:17,276 YOU WAS BROUGHT IN HERE ON THE CHARGE OF DRUNKENNESS. 32 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:19,412 NOW, IT'S MY JOB TO SEE IF YOU'RE FIT 33 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:21,547 TO TAKE YOUR PLACE IN SOCIETY AGAIN. 34 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:23,716 IT WAS LAST NIGHT I HAD A SNOOTFUL. 35 00:02:23,749 --> 00:02:25,584 I'M ALL RIGHT THIS MORNING. 36 00:02:25,618 --> 00:02:28,587 WE'LL DETERMINE THAT IN JUST A MINUTE. 37 00:02:28,621 --> 00:02:30,856 NOW, I'M GONNA TEST YOUR REACTIONS 38 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,358 AND YOUR REFLEXES. 39 00:02:32,391 --> 00:02:34,860 THIS JAIL'S GETTING TO BE AS BAD AS HOME. 40 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:37,396 NOW, FIRST WE'RE GOING TO TRY 41 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:39,232 A LITTLE VERBAL COORDINATION TEST. 42 00:02:39,265 --> 00:02:40,699 NOW, I'M GONNA SAY A SENTENCE 43 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:43,269 AND THEN I WANT YOU TO SEE IF YOU CAN SAY IT. 44 00:02:43,302 --> 00:02:44,370 NOW, YOU READY? 45 00:02:45,504 --> 00:02:46,872 NOW, HERE IT IS. 46 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:49,342 PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED POP... 47 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,610 PETER PIPER PICKED A PACK OF PICKLED PEP... 48 00:02:51,644 --> 00:02:53,579 PETER PICKLE PICKED A PECK OF PICK... 49 00:02:53,612 --> 00:02:55,614 PEPPER PETER PICKLE PICKED PECK OF... 50 00:02:55,648 --> 00:02:58,151 PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS. 51 00:02:58,184 --> 00:02:59,152 IS THAT IT? 52 00:02:59,185 --> 00:03:02,321 YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. 53 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:07,293 ALL RIGHT, NOW FOR A LITTLE MUSCLE COORDINATION. 54 00:03:07,326 --> 00:03:09,428 NOW, HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. 55 00:03:09,462 --> 00:03:11,430 SPREAD YOUR ARMS OUT, 56 00:03:11,464 --> 00:03:14,700 CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND BRING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER 57 00:03:14,733 --> 00:03:16,835 AND TOUCH YOUR FINGERTIPS. 58 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:21,374 GOT THAT? 59 00:03:21,407 --> 00:03:23,842 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE YOU DO IT. 60 00:03:30,616 --> 00:03:32,451 [ Nasally ] ALL RIGHT, OTIS. 61 00:03:32,485 --> 00:03:34,187 OTIS? 62 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:35,888 OTIS, LET GO, OTIS. 63 00:03:35,921 --> 00:03:37,856 OTIS, LET GO. 64 00:03:43,229 --> 00:03:44,630 OKAY... 65 00:03:44,663 --> 00:03:48,467 NOW, OTIS, YOU KNOW, WHEN A MAN'S BEEN DRINKING, 66 00:03:48,501 --> 00:03:52,671 THE FIRST THING HE LOSES IS HIS ENDURANCE. 67 00:03:52,705 --> 00:03:55,541 NOW, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE ENDURANCE TEST. 68 00:03:55,574 --> 00:04:01,314 LET'S JUST SEE HOW MUCH ENDURANCE YOU'VE GOT, OKAY? 69 00:04:01,347 --> 00:04:03,216 ALL RIGHT, OTIS. 70 00:04:03,249 --> 00:04:05,184 ON YOUR FEET. 71 00:04:07,586 --> 00:04:10,556 NOW, LIFT YOUR RIGHT FOOT. 72 00:04:10,589 --> 00:04:13,959 WHEN I GIVE THE COMMAND, START HOPPING ON YOUR LEFT. 73 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,294 READY? 74 00:04:15,328 --> 00:04:17,330 HEP! 75 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:23,302 ON COMMAND, CHANGE FEET. 76 00:04:23,336 --> 00:04:24,437 HEP! 77 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,877 HEP! 78 00:04:34,713 --> 00:04:36,615 HEP! 79 00:04:39,885 --> 00:04:41,487 HEP! 80 00:04:46,892 --> 00:04:48,427 HEP. 81 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:56,569 [ Weakly ] HEP. 82 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:07,946 CAN I GO NOW? 83 00:05:15,354 --> 00:05:16,455 BARNEY... 84 00:05:18,491 --> 00:05:19,758 WELL, THAT REALLY IS... 85 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:22,295 THAT'S THE MOST SCIENTIFIC TEST I EVER SAW. 86 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:26,865 [ LAUGHS ] 87 00:05:26,899 --> 00:05:29,702 YOU OUGHT TO WRITE THAT UP AND SEND IT IN TO THE F.B.I. 88 00:05:29,735 --> 00:05:31,270 CALL IT THE "BARNEY FIFE 89 00:05:31,304 --> 00:05:34,340 PETER PIPER NOSE-PINCHING TEST FOR DRUNKS." 90 00:05:37,476 --> 00:05:39,612 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 91 00:05:39,645 --> 00:05:41,347 HELLO. 92 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,015 OH, HELLO, MAYOR. 93 00:05:43,048 --> 00:05:44,016 YES, SIR. 94 00:05:44,049 --> 00:05:46,352 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE RIGHT UP. 95 00:05:46,385 --> 00:05:47,786 BARNEY, THE MAYOR WANTS US 96 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:49,888 TO COME UP TO HIS OFFICE RIGHT AWAY. 97 00:05:49,922 --> 00:05:51,890 COME ON. YOU READY? 98 00:05:54,593 --> 00:05:56,695 ALL RIGHT, FOLLOW ME. 99 00:05:56,729 --> 00:05:58,831 HEP! 100 00:06:00,466 --> 00:06:02,835 THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 101 00:06:02,868 --> 00:06:04,870 VERY FUNNY. 102 00:06:06,004 --> 00:06:08,073 AND WE'LL HELP YOU IN ANY WAY WE CAN. 103 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,442 OH, COME IN, ANDY. 104 00:06:09,475 --> 00:06:10,943 I'M GLAD YOU CAME RIGHT ON UP. 105 00:06:10,976 --> 00:06:13,879 ANDY, SAY HOW DO YOU DO TO MRS. WICKES AND MRS. BIXBY. 106 00:06:13,912 --> 00:06:15,948 THIS IS SHERIFF TAYLOR AND HIS DEPUTY. 107 00:06:15,981 --> 00:06:17,049 HOW DO, LADIES? 108 00:06:17,082 --> 00:06:18,817 ANDY, THESE LOVELY LADIES ARE HERE 109 00:06:18,851 --> 00:06:22,020 FROM THAT FINE ORGANIZATION, THE WOMEN'S HISTORICAL SOCIETY. 110 00:06:22,054 --> 00:06:23,322 OH, IS THAT RIGHT? 111 00:06:23,356 --> 00:06:24,890 YES. THEY'VE COME HERE TO HONOR US. 112 00:06:24,923 --> 00:06:26,425 TELL THE SHERIFF, LADIES. 113 00:06:26,459 --> 00:06:29,395 MAYBERRY SHOULD BE VERY PROUD, SHERIFF TAYLOR. 114 00:06:29,428 --> 00:06:32,431 IT WILL FINALLY GET THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES 115 00:06:32,465 --> 00:06:34,667 FOR THE INCIDENT AT MAYBERRY BRIDGE 116 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:37,035 DURING OUR GREAT WAR OF INDEPENDENCE. 117 00:06:37,069 --> 00:06:38,471 I DON'T BELIEVE I KNOW. 118 00:06:38,504 --> 00:06:40,673 SOMETHING HAPPENED OVER AT THE BRIDGE? 119 00:06:40,706 --> 00:06:42,107 GO ON. TELL HIM. 120 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,709 OH, YES. 121 00:06:43,742 --> 00:06:47,446 A SOLDIER FROM RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY, NATHAN TIBBS, 122 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,815 RAN EIGHT MILES THROUGH THE SNOW, 123 00:06:49,848 --> 00:06:51,584 SET THE BRIDGE ON FIRE 124 00:06:51,617 --> 00:06:55,087 JUST IN TIME TO PREVENT THE ENEMY FROM CROSSING. 125 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,589 WELL, I DECLARE. 126 00:06:56,622 --> 00:06:59,592 BECAUSE OF THAT ONE MAN'S BRAVERY, 127 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:01,660 GENERAL WASHINGTON'S MEN WERE ABLE TO CAPTURE 128 00:07:01,694 --> 00:07:03,028 AN ENTIRE REGIMENT. 129 00:07:03,061 --> 00:07:04,363 OH, WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT? 130 00:07:04,397 --> 00:07:05,698 NOW, THAT IS INTERESTING. 131 00:07:05,731 --> 00:07:07,966 WELL, REALLY, THE EXCITING PART IS THIS. 132 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,868 LIVING RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY 133 00:07:09,902 --> 00:07:12,638 IS THE DIRECT DESCENDANT OF NATHAN TIBBS. 134 00:07:12,671 --> 00:07:14,039 NO. 135 00:07:14,072 --> 00:07:15,841 YES. GO ON. TELL HIM. IS THAT RIGHT, LADIES? 136 00:07:15,874 --> 00:07:17,710 WELL, SO FAR WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TRACE HIM 137 00:07:17,743 --> 00:07:18,744 IN ANY OF THE OTHER TOWNS. 138 00:07:18,777 --> 00:07:20,413 YOUR MAYOR HAS BEEN KIND ENOUGH 139 00:07:20,446 --> 00:07:21,980 TO LET US BORROW THE LOCAL RECORDS 140 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:24,750 SO WE CAN TAKE THEM TO OUR HEADQUARTERS AND STUDY. 141 00:07:24,783 --> 00:07:27,953 THAT THE DESCENDANT IT IS JUST POSSIBLE 142 00:07:27,986 --> 00:07:30,623 MAY BE LIVING RIGHT HERE NOW IN MAYBERRY. 143 00:07:30,656 --> 00:07:33,025 THE CELEBRATION WILL BE ON WEDNESDAY 144 00:07:33,058 --> 00:07:34,860 RIGHT HERE IN MY OFFICE, 145 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:38,063 AND, BOY, WHAT A DAY THAT'LL BE FOR MAYBERRY. 146 00:07:38,096 --> 00:07:40,098 NEWSPAPERMEN, PHOTOGRAPHERS. 147 00:07:40,132 --> 00:07:41,133 [ LAUGHS ] COME ON, LADIES. 148 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,801 LET ME GET YOU THOSE RECORDS. 149 00:07:42,835 --> 00:07:44,136 GOOD-BYE, GENTLEMEN. 150 00:07:44,169 --> 00:07:45,871 IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, 151 00:07:45,904 --> 00:07:48,641 I ALSO HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO SINGS. 152 00:07:48,674 --> 00:07:52,811 AND FOR THE OCCASION, SHE MIGHT SING "YANKEE DOODLE" 153 00:07:52,845 --> 00:07:55,047 OR "JIMMY CRACK CORN" OR... 154 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,950 SHE'S DONE VERY WELL WITH THAT ONE. 155 00:07:57,983 --> 00:08:00,686 HEY, ANDY, CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 156 00:08:00,719 --> 00:08:03,689 A REVOLUTIONARY WAR HERO LIVING RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY. 157 00:08:03,722 --> 00:08:04,690 HOW ABOUT THAT? 158 00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:05,724 YEAH. 159 00:08:05,758 --> 00:08:07,426 WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE IT COULD BE? 160 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:08,427 I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:08:08,461 --> 00:08:09,828 COULD BE ANYBODY, YOU KNOW? 162 00:08:09,862 --> 00:08:11,430 YEAH, IT COULD, COULDN'T IT? 163 00:08:11,464 --> 00:08:12,431 YEAH. 164 00:08:12,465 --> 00:08:14,433 ANDY. HMM? 165 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:17,069 WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF IT TURNED OUT TO BE ME? 166 00:08:17,102 --> 00:08:19,438 YOU? YEAH. 167 00:08:19,472 --> 00:08:20,973 YEAH, I RECKON IT WOULD. 168 00:08:21,006 --> 00:08:23,442 [ LAUGHS ] 169 00:08:23,476 --> 00:08:24,977 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? 170 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:26,945 WELL, YOU SAID WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY, 171 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:28,681 SO I'M LAUGHING. 172 00:08:28,714 --> 00:08:31,116 OH, I DIDN'T MEAN FUNNY IN THAT WAY. 173 00:08:31,149 --> 00:08:32,818 [ LAUGHING ] 174 00:08:32,851 --> 00:08:35,954 YOU KNOW, ANDY, SOMETIMES YOU GO JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR. 175 00:08:35,988 --> 00:08:38,624 OH. WELL -- WELL, GOLLY, BARNEY. I'M SORRY. 176 00:08:38,657 --> 00:08:41,460 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THAT SENSITIVE ABOUT IT. 177 00:08:41,494 --> 00:08:43,462 WELL, I AM. I'M VERY SENSITIVE. 178 00:08:43,496 --> 00:08:45,664 I'M LIKE MY MOTHER. SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE. 179 00:08:45,698 --> 00:08:46,999 ALL US FIFES ARE SENSITIVE. 180 00:08:47,032 --> 00:08:49,134 OH. WELL -- 181 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:53,005 WELL, IN THAT CASE, BARNEY, I'M -- I'M VERY SORRY. 182 00:08:53,038 --> 00:08:54,973 WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 183 00:08:55,007 --> 00:08:56,775 NEXT TIME, JUST -- JUST THINK. 184 00:08:56,809 --> 00:08:58,110 OH. OKAY. 185 00:08:58,143 --> 00:08:59,478 ALL RIGHT. 186 00:08:59,512 --> 00:09:01,146 BESIDES, WELL, WHAT'S SO IMPOSSIBLE 187 00:09:01,179 --> 00:09:03,916 ABOUT MY BEING RELATED TO A REVOLUTIONARY WAR HERO? 188 00:09:03,949 --> 00:09:05,050 UH, NOTHING. 189 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,619 I JUST DON'T BELIEVE 190 00:09:06,652 --> 00:09:09,087 THERE'S A NATHAN TIBBS IN YOUR FAMILY TREE. 191 00:09:09,121 --> 00:09:10,823 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH. 192 00:09:10,856 --> 00:09:13,659 THERE MIGHT BE A PETER PIPER IN IT. 193 00:09:18,897 --> 00:09:20,933 OH, HI, ANDY. HOWDY, BOYS. 194 00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:23,602 FOUND OUT ANY MORE ABOUT THAT THERE NATHAN TIBBS? 195 00:09:23,636 --> 00:09:25,237 FOUND OUT WHO HIS KIN MIGHT BE? 196 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:26,672 NO, NOT YET, JUDD. 197 00:09:26,705 --> 00:09:28,040 THE LADIES ARE WORKING ON IT, THOUGH. 198 00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:29,575 COULD BE ANY OF US, COULDN'T IT, SHERIFF? 199 00:09:29,608 --> 00:09:30,576 IT COULD. 200 00:09:30,609 --> 00:09:31,777 COULD BE ME, HUH? 201 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:32,945 [ LAUGHS ] YEAH. 202 00:09:32,978 --> 00:09:34,613 WHOEVER IT IS, 203 00:09:34,647 --> 00:09:36,715 IT'LL BE A MIGHTY BIG THING FOR THE TOWN, WON'T IT? 204 00:09:36,749 --> 00:09:38,884 [ LAUGHS ] 205 00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:42,688 WONDER WHERE BARNEY'S BEEN ALL MORNING. 206 00:09:42,721 --> 00:09:44,823 PA, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 207 00:09:44,857 --> 00:09:46,024 ASK AWAY. 208 00:09:46,058 --> 00:09:47,960 LET ME GET THAT SHOE THERE. GET UP HERE. 209 00:09:47,993 --> 00:09:49,595 IS IT BARELY POSSIBLE 210 00:09:49,628 --> 00:09:52,531 THAT NATHAN TIBBS COULD'VE BEEN MY GRANDPA? 211 00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:54,266 COME ON, OPIE. IS IT, PA? 212 00:09:54,299 --> 00:09:57,302 NO, IT'S NOT BARELY POSSIBLE NOR REMOTELY POSSIBLE. 213 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,772 SEE, IF NATHAN TIBBS WAS YOUR GRANDPA, 214 00:09:59,805 --> 00:10:01,173 THAT'D MAKE HIM MY PA, 215 00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:04,142 AND THAT'D MAKE ME OUT TO BE AT LEAST 170 YEARS OLD. 216 00:10:04,176 --> 00:10:05,878 NOW, YOU DON'T THINK I'M THAT OLD, DO YOU? 217 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:07,112 GOSH, NO, PA. 218 00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:08,547 GOOD. 219 00:10:08,581 --> 00:10:10,983 YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK 70 YEARS OLD. 220 00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:12,284 THANKS. 221 00:10:12,317 --> 00:10:14,186 SEE, OPIE, A LOT OF FOLKS COULD START CLAIMING 222 00:10:14,219 --> 00:10:15,988 THAT NATHAN TIBBS WAS THEIR ANCESTOR, 223 00:10:16,021 --> 00:10:17,222 BUT THAT AIN'T POSSIBLE. 224 00:10:17,255 --> 00:10:18,857 HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAD 225 00:10:18,891 --> 00:10:20,025 TO ALL THE FOLKS IN THIS TOWN. 226 00:10:20,058 --> 00:10:21,660 WHY NOT, PA? 227 00:10:21,694 --> 00:10:24,697 GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS THE FATHER OF THIS WHOLE COUNTRY. 228 00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:27,299 WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. HOW IS IT DIFFERENT? 229 00:10:27,332 --> 00:10:31,103 WELL, YOU SEE, IN ONE CASE, "FATHER" -- 230 00:10:32,204 --> 00:10:35,974 UH, WELL, UH... "FATHER" MEANS... 231 00:10:37,643 --> 00:10:39,745 WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS SOME OTHER TIME? 232 00:10:39,778 --> 00:10:41,313 NOW, YOU GET ON OFF THE STOOL. 233 00:10:41,346 --> 00:10:42,681 HOW ABOUT A CATCH, PA? 234 00:10:42,715 --> 00:10:44,617 I'LL GIVE YOU ONE CATCH. GET UP THERE. 235 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:45,684 ALL RIGHT. 236 00:10:45,718 --> 00:10:46,819 ALL RIGHT. READY? 237 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,086 OH! 238 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,888 NOW, YOU GET ON OVER THERE TO SCHOOL. 239 00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:50,923 DON'T BE LATE, NOW. 240 00:10:50,956 --> 00:10:51,924 I WON'T, PA. 241 00:10:51,957 --> 00:10:53,025 HI, OPE. HI! 242 00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:54,326 HI, ANDY. 243 00:10:54,359 --> 00:10:56,962 OH, HOWDY, BARNEY. WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 244 00:10:56,995 --> 00:10:59,832 WAIT TILL YOU SEE. JUST WAIT. 245 00:10:59,865 --> 00:11:02,134 WAIT TILL YOU SEE. SEE WHAT? 246 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,136 YOU WANT TO SEE? I SURE DO. 247 00:11:04,169 --> 00:11:05,137 YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. 248 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:06,705 BARNEY... 249 00:11:06,739 --> 00:11:09,608 WELL, IT'S ABOUT NATHAN TIBBS AND HIS DESCENDANT. 250 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:10,976 I KNOW WHO THE DESCENDANT IS. 251 00:11:11,009 --> 00:11:12,745 YOU DO? WHO? 252 00:11:12,778 --> 00:11:16,682 [ WHISTLING "YANKEE DOODLE" ] 253 00:11:16,715 --> 00:11:17,783 YOU? 254 00:11:17,816 --> 00:11:18,817 BARNEY FIFE? 255 00:11:18,851 --> 00:11:20,819 BARNEY TIBBS FIFE. 256 00:11:20,853 --> 00:11:23,689 I THOUGHT YOUR MIDDLE NAME WAS OLIVER. 257 00:11:23,722 --> 00:11:25,891 WELL, THERE'S A TIBBS IN THERE SOMEPLACE. 258 00:11:25,924 --> 00:11:27,359 LOOK AT THIS. 259 00:11:27,392 --> 00:11:30,228 SEE? NOW, THIS IS A CHART OF NATHAN TIBBS' FAMILY TREE. 260 00:11:30,262 --> 00:11:31,930 WELL, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 261 00:11:31,964 --> 00:11:33,231 OVER AT THE LIBRARY. 262 00:11:33,265 --> 00:11:35,701 YOU MEAN, THIS WHOLE THING WAS IN THE LIBRARY? 263 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:37,035 WELL, NOT THE WHOLE THING. 264 00:11:37,069 --> 00:11:39,237 JUST THE START OF IT. THE REST I DEDUCED. 265 00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:41,273 OH, YOU DEDUCED? 266 00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:43,275 YEAH, IT DEDUCES RIGHT OUT TO ME. 267 00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:45,277 ME, BARNEY FIFE. 268 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:47,880 I ALMOST STARTED TO CRY RIGHT IN THE LIBRARY. 269 00:11:47,913 --> 00:11:49,414 YOU DID? 270 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:52,084 NOW, SEE, IT STARTS UP HERE WITH NATHAN TIBBS 271 00:11:52,117 --> 00:11:53,385 AND HIS WIFE, ANNA. 272 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:56,254 THEN IT FOLLOWS DOWN THROUGH ALL THIS BEGATTIN' 273 00:11:56,288 --> 00:11:57,856 DOWN TO WHERE OTTO TIBBS 274 00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,024 MARRIED DORIS WHITE 275 00:11:59,057 --> 00:12:01,026 AND THEY BEGAT A DAUGHTER NAMED HELEN. 276 00:12:01,059 --> 00:12:03,896 NOW, THIS IS WHERE THE EVIDENCE BEGINS TO PILE UP. 277 00:12:03,929 --> 00:12:07,299 HELEN TIBBS MARRIED THE SECOND COUSIN 278 00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:09,902 OF A FELLA NAMED DUNCAN FIFE. 279 00:12:09,935 --> 00:12:11,369 I BELIEVE I'VE HEARD OF HIM. 280 00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:13,772 I THINK HE WAS A CARPENTER OR SOMETHING. 281 00:12:13,806 --> 00:12:15,007 PRETTY CLOSE, I GUESS. 282 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,709 WELL, DO YOU GET THE PICTURE? 283 00:12:16,742 --> 00:12:18,677 SEE, THIS IS WHERE THE TIBBS FAMILY 284 00:12:18,711 --> 00:12:21,179 AND THE FIFES GOT TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME. 285 00:12:21,213 --> 00:12:23,749 AND THEY KEPT ON BEGETTIN' AND BEGETTIN' 286 00:12:23,782 --> 00:12:25,283 TILL FINALLY THEY BEGOT YOU. 287 00:12:25,317 --> 00:12:26,885 IS THAT WHAT YOU DEDUCED? 288 00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:29,087 IT'S RIGHT HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE, ANDY. 289 00:12:29,121 --> 00:12:30,322 WELL, THERE'S JUST 290 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,991 ONE LITTLE BITTY FLAW THERE, BARNEY. 291 00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:36,161 I BELIEVE THE FIFE FELLA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 292 00:12:36,194 --> 00:12:41,399 SPELLED HIS NAME P-H-Y-F-E AND YOU SPELL YOURS F-I-F-E. 293 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:45,170 WELL, SOONER OR LATER, SOMEBODY HAD TO SPELL IT RIGHT. 294 00:12:45,203 --> 00:12:46,905 WELL, WHAT I MEAN IS 295 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:50,042 THEY FINALLY SPELLED IT THE SIMPLE WAY. 296 00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:51,343 I DON'T KNOW, BARNEY. 297 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:53,045 I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURE. 298 00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:55,047 OH, ANDY, NO, THIS IS IT. 299 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,049 IT'S ME. 300 00:12:57,082 --> 00:12:59,918 YEAH, I'M REALLY RELATED TO OLD NATE. 301 00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:01,453 NATE? 302 00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:04,723 WELL, SEEING AS HOW HE'S KIN... 303 00:13:04,757 --> 00:13:06,258 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BARNEY. 304 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:09,327 ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY SECOND 305 00:13:09,361 --> 00:13:11,997 THEM TWO LADIES THAT WAS IN HERE YESTERDAY, 306 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,066 THEY'RE BACK AT THEIR HEADQUARTERS 307 00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:16,201 STUDYING THE RECORDS FOR THEMSELVES. 308 00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:17,936 AND PRETTY SOON, WE'LL KNOW 309 00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:21,339 WHO THE RIGHTFUL DESCENDANT OF NATHAN TIBBS ACTUALLY IS. 310 00:13:23,909 --> 00:13:26,812 HARRIET, THERE'S NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT. 311 00:13:26,845 --> 00:13:27,880 HE'S THE ONE. 312 00:13:27,913 --> 00:13:29,882 NATHAN TIBBS' DESCENDANT. 313 00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:32,150 AND HE DOES LIVE IN MAYBERRY AFTER ALL. 314 00:13:32,184 --> 00:13:34,286 AND NOW, WHAT WAS THAT NAME ONCE AGAIN? 315 00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:37,255 OTIS CAMPBELL. 316 00:13:44,229 --> 00:13:46,364 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 317 00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:51,236 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 318 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:53,305 DEPUTY FIFE SPEAKING. 319 00:13:53,338 --> 00:13:54,840 OH, HI, ANDY. 320 00:13:54,873 --> 00:13:57,275 A-ARE YOU COMING DOWN SOON? 321 00:13:57,309 --> 00:13:59,344 OH, IT'S BEEN QUIET. 322 00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:03,415 WELL, I-I HAD TO BRING OTIS CAMPBELL IN AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 323 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:07,019 YEAH, IT-IT IS UNUSUAL, TWO-TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW. 324 00:14:07,052 --> 00:14:09,521 WELL, MUST HAVE HAD A TIFF AT HOME. 325 00:14:09,554 --> 00:14:10,555 YEAH. OKAY. 326 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,524 YOU COMING RIGHT DOWN THEN? 327 00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:14,492 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU. 328 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,364 "HONORABLE MAYOR, 329 00:14:19,397 --> 00:14:23,401 "LADIES OF THE WOMEN'S HISTORICAL SOCIETY, 330 00:14:23,435 --> 00:14:26,571 DISTINGUISHED GUESTS, FRIENDS..." 331 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,806 HEY, OTIS? 332 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,807 OTIS? 333 00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:29,875 OTIS... 334 00:14:29,908 --> 00:14:32,410 [ MUMBLING ] 335 00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:34,947 CAN-CAN YOU SPARE A MINUTE? 336 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:37,482 THIS IS MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR THE AWARD. 337 00:14:37,515 --> 00:14:40,819 I... I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO IT, OKAY? 338 00:14:40,853 --> 00:14:42,187 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 339 00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:46,158 "HONORABLE MAYOR, 340 00:14:46,191 --> 00:14:48,861 "LADIES OF THE WOMEN'S HISTORICAL SOCIETY, 341 00:14:48,894 --> 00:14:52,097 "DISTINGUISHED GUESTS, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS... 342 00:14:53,198 --> 00:14:55,901 "I STAND BEFORE YOU A HUMBLE MAN, 343 00:14:55,934 --> 00:15:00,172 "ALL CHOKED UP WITH HUMBLENESS AND HUMILITY. 344 00:15:00,205 --> 00:15:02,440 "IN ACCEPTIN' THIS AWARD, 345 00:15:02,474 --> 00:15:04,910 "I CAN ONLY SAY I FEEL GRATEFUL TO YOU, 346 00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:06,144 "HONORABLE MAYOR, 347 00:15:06,178 --> 00:15:08,580 "LADIES OF THE WOMEN'S HISTORICAL SOCIETY, 348 00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:10,115 "DISTINGUISHED GUESTS, 349 00:15:10,148 --> 00:15:11,884 "FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS. 350 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,519 "I WAS BORN RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY 351 00:15:14,552 --> 00:15:17,055 "OF HUMBLE PARENTS IN A HUMBLE HOME, 352 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:20,425 "AND I WILL LONG REMEMBER THIS DAY, HONORABLE MAYOR, 353 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:23,328 "LADIES OF THE WOMEN'S HISTORICAL SOCIETY, 354 00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:25,130 FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS..." 355 00:15:25,163 --> 00:15:27,866 Andy: YOU FORGOT DISTINGUISHED GUESTS. 356 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,301 OH, YEAH. DISTINGUISHED GUESTS. 357 00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:30,936 I DIDN'T SEE YOU COME IN. 358 00:15:30,969 --> 00:15:33,906 I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GET ANOTHER AWARD FOR HUMBLENESS. 359 00:15:33,939 --> 00:15:35,140 KIND OF OVERDID IT, HUH? 360 00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:37,042 A MITE. 361 00:15:37,075 --> 00:15:38,877 BETTER TAKE OUT ONE "HUMBLE." 362 00:15:38,911 --> 00:15:40,612 I WOULD. 363 00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:42,180 WELL, MORNIN', LADIES. 364 00:15:42,214 --> 00:15:44,016 Both: GOOD MORNING. 365 00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:46,919 WELL, WE'RE THAT MUCH CLOSER TO THE CEREMONY NOW. 366 00:15:46,952 --> 00:15:49,021 I IMAGINE YOU'VE BEEN RATHER CURIOUS. 367 00:15:49,054 --> 00:15:50,022 YES. 368 00:15:50,055 --> 00:15:51,556 OH, WE SURELY HAVE. 369 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:52,925 YOU GOT THE NAME 370 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,993 OF THE RIGHTFUL DESCENDANT, HAVE YOU? 371 00:15:55,027 --> 00:15:56,061 WE CERTAINLY HAVE. 372 00:15:56,094 --> 00:15:57,362 THIS IS IT, ANDY. 373 00:15:57,395 --> 00:15:59,064 I JUST HOPE I DON'T CRY. 374 00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:01,299 US FIFES ARE SO SENSITIVE. 375 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,169 WHO'S THE LUCKY PERSON? 376 00:16:04,202 --> 00:16:06,604 THE NAME OF THE RIGHTFUL DESCENDANT 377 00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:09,441 OF NATHAN TIBBS IS, UM... OTIS CAMPBELL. 378 00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:11,043 OTIS CAMPBELL? 379 00:16:11,076 --> 00:16:12,978 THERE. DIDN'T I TELL YOU? 380 00:16:13,011 --> 00:16:14,446 OTIS CAMPBELL? 381 00:16:14,479 --> 00:16:15,948 [ MUMBLING ] 382 00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:19,117 MERCY, WHAT'S THAT? 383 00:16:19,151 --> 00:16:20,118 OH, OH, NOTHING. 384 00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:21,186 J-JUST A PRISONER. 385 00:16:21,219 --> 00:16:22,387 PAY-PAY HIM NO MIND. 386 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,322 LADIES, ARE YOU SURE? 387 00:16:24,356 --> 00:16:26,591 OH, YES. WE WENT THROUGH YOUR RECORDS 388 00:16:26,624 --> 00:16:27,625 VERY THOROUGHLY. 389 00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:29,461 OTIS CAMPBELL? 390 00:16:29,494 --> 00:16:31,096 [ OTIS MUTTERING ] 391 00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:32,564 OH, WELL, THANK YOU, LADIES. 392 00:16:32,597 --> 00:16:34,432 THAT CERTAINLY IS EXCITING NEWS. 393 00:16:34,466 --> 00:16:36,634 SHERIFF, IS MR. CAMPBELL FAR FROM HERE? 394 00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:37,635 UH, NO. 395 00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:39,071 WE WANT TO CALL ON HIM 396 00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:41,373 AND GIVE HIM THE INFORMATION IN PERSON. 397 00:16:41,406 --> 00:16:42,474 OH, WELL, I, UH, 398 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:45,077 I-I-I BELIEVE OTIS IS OUT OF TOWN. 399 00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,178 OH, DEAR. 400 00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:47,345 DO YOU KNOW WHERE? 401 00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:50,615 UH, NO, BUT I KNOW HE'S OUT. 402 00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:52,317 BUT WE-WE'LL TRACK HIM DOWN. 403 00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,451 WELL, I HOPE SO, 404 00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:55,487 BECAUSE WE'RE MAKING THE PRESENTATION 405 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,621 LATE THIS AFTERNOON. 406 00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:57,689 WE'LL GET HIM. 407 00:16:57,722 --> 00:16:59,992 MR. CAMPBELL SHOULD BE SO EXCITED 408 00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:01,026 ABOUT THE NEWS. 409 00:17:01,059 --> 00:17:03,028 I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HIM 410 00:17:03,061 --> 00:17:04,997 AND WATCH HIS FACE LIGHT UP. 411 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:07,365 OH, HE'LL BE LIT UP ALL RIGHT. 412 00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:09,034 WE'LL SEE YOU, THEN, LATER. 413 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,068 AND I DO HOPE 414 00:17:10,102 --> 00:17:11,736 MR. CAMPBELL WILL BE WITH YOU. 415 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,071 GOOD-BYE, SHERIFF. 416 00:17:13,105 --> 00:17:14,106 BYE, LADIES. 417 00:17:16,508 --> 00:17:19,377 I GOT TO GET WITH THE MAYOR ON THIS RIGHT AWAY. 418 00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:23,181 WE'D BETTER SOBER UP MAYBERRY'S MOST DISTINGUISHED CITIZEN 419 00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:24,549 AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE 420 00:17:24,582 --> 00:17:26,684 BEFORE THOSE TWO LADIES COME BACK. 421 00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:29,021 OTIS CAMPBELL?! 422 00:17:29,054 --> 00:17:30,022 WHAT?! 423 00:17:30,055 --> 00:17:31,656 THE TOWN DRUNK BEING HONORED? 424 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,391 WE'LL BE A LAUGHINGSTOCK. 425 00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,393 WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE IT DOWN. 426 00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:37,495 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO CALL THE CEREMONY OFF. 427 00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:39,231 IT'S A DARK DAY FOR MAYBERRY. 428 00:17:39,264 --> 00:17:40,632 WAIT A MINUTE. 429 00:17:40,665 --> 00:17:43,068 WE CANNOT ALLOW OTIS CAMPBELL TO ACCEPT THAT PLAQUE. 430 00:17:43,101 --> 00:17:44,536 THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 431 00:17:44,569 --> 00:17:46,738 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. JUST HOLD ON. 432 00:17:46,771 --> 00:17:49,207 I JUST DON'T SEE HOW WE CAN DEPRIVE OTIS 433 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,708 OF WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY HIS. 434 00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:53,045 AFTER ALL, HE IS A DIRECT DESCENDANT OF NATHAN TIBBS. 435 00:17:53,078 --> 00:17:55,413 AND HOW DO WE KNOW THAT NATHAN TIBBS HIMSELF 436 00:17:55,447 --> 00:17:57,715 DIDN'T TAKE A TASTE OR TWO ONCE IN A WHILE? 437 00:17:57,749 --> 00:17:59,284 WE CAN'T DEPEND ON OTIS. 438 00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:01,286 HE MIGHT SHOW UP BOILED AS AN OWL. 439 00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:03,421 WELL, HOW YOU GONNA DO IT? 440 00:18:03,455 --> 00:18:04,689 ANDY, IT'S UP TO YOU. 441 00:18:04,722 --> 00:18:07,225 WELL, YOU'RE CLOSER TO OTIS THAN ANY OF US. 442 00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:08,426 WHY CAN'T YOU 443 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,562 HUSTLE HIM OUT OF TOWN FOR A COUPLE DAYS 444 00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:12,630 AND SEE IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEBODY ELSE 445 00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:14,332 TO ACCEPT THE PLAQUE FOR HIM? 446 00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:15,600 IT AIN'T FAIR, MAYOR. 447 00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,035 IT JUST AIN'T FAIR. 448 00:18:17,069 --> 00:18:18,570 ANDY, WE'RE LOOKING TO YOU 449 00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:21,206 TO SAVE THE DIGNITY OF OUR FAIR CITY. 450 00:18:21,239 --> 00:18:23,741 GET US A SUBSTITUTE FOR OTIS CAMPBELL. 451 00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:28,546 THIS IS THE BIGGEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 452 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:31,783 YOU'RE PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT, TOO, ARE YOU, MRS. CAMPBELL? 453 00:18:31,816 --> 00:18:34,152 OH, I CERTAINLY AM. 454 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,455 THAT'S THE FIRST TIME FOR AGES 455 00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:40,125 SHE'S EVER PLANTED ANYTHING AS LIGHT AS A KISS 456 00:18:40,158 --> 00:18:41,326 ON TOP OF MY HEAD. 457 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:42,360 STOP. IT'S TRUE. 458 00:18:42,394 --> 00:18:44,096 OTIS, I BETTER START TIDYING UP 459 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:46,364 IF WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE MAYOR'S OFFICE 460 00:18:46,398 --> 00:18:47,432 THIS AFTERNOON. 461 00:18:47,465 --> 00:18:48,633 YOU GO AHEAD, HONEY. 462 00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,102 EXCUSE ME, SHERIFF. 463 00:18:50,135 --> 00:18:52,270 I'LL SEE YOU LATER AT THE PRESENTATION. 464 00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:53,338 YES, MA'AM. 465 00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:55,340 [ HUMMING ] 466 00:18:55,373 --> 00:18:57,842 SHE'S SURE TAKING THIS AWFUL BIG. 467 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,211 SHE SURE IS. 468 00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:00,578 WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T SHE? 469 00:19:00,612 --> 00:19:03,448 SHE'S FINALLY GOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF ME FOR. 470 00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:04,749 YOU KNOW, ANDY, 471 00:19:04,782 --> 00:19:08,353 I'VE GIVEN THAT WOMAN SOME AWFUL BAD TIMES. 472 00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:12,124 BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER AT THAT PRESENTATION. 473 00:19:12,157 --> 00:19:15,293 SHE'S GONNA BE AS PROUD AS A PEACOCK. 474 00:19:15,327 --> 00:19:16,561 AND YOU, UH... 475 00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:18,296 YOU SURE WOULDN'T THINK 476 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:22,400 OF LETTING ANYTHING STOP YOU FROM BEING THERE, WOULD YOU? 477 00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:23,768 WHAT'S TO STOP ME? 478 00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:26,371 UNLESS THERE'S ANOTHER OTIS CAMPBELL GONNA BE THERE 479 00:19:26,404 --> 00:19:27,539 IN MY PLACE. 480 00:19:27,572 --> 00:19:29,641 [ LAUGHING ] 481 00:19:32,544 --> 00:19:35,280 I WONDER WHAT'S HOLDING UP OUR GUEST OF HONOR. 482 00:19:35,313 --> 00:19:36,681 HE WIL BE HERE, WON'T HE? 483 00:19:36,714 --> 00:19:38,516 OH, YES, HE'LL BE HERE, ALL RIGHT. 484 00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:39,617 WON'T HE, SHERIFF? 485 00:19:39,651 --> 00:19:41,486 UH, YES. IT'S GETTING LATE. 486 00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:43,888 DO YOU THINK ONE OF US MIGHT GO OVER TO MR. CAMPBELL'S HOUSE 487 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:44,889 AND FETCH HIM? 488 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,624 OH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. 489 00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:48,526 BUT, UH, AS LONG AS WE'RE WAITING, 490 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,462 WHY NOT GET ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME? 491 00:19:50,495 --> 00:19:52,597 YES, YOU DO THAT, AND WE'LL GO OUTSIDE 492 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,699 AND SEE IF WE SEE OTIS COMING. 493 00:19:57,802 --> 00:19:58,836 WELL, YOU SURE FIXED IT. 494 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,705 WHAT A STORY THIS IS GONNA MAKE. 495 00:20:00,738 --> 00:20:02,407 BARNEY, PLEASE. 496 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,542 I CAN JUST SEE OTIS SHOWING UP FOR THAT PLAQUE NOW. 497 00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:07,345 "WHERE'S MY PLAQUE? GIVE ME MY PLAQUE." 498 00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,514 THEN HE'LL STAGGER UP TO THAT MRS. WICKES 499 00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:12,250 AND HE'LL SAY, "HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DRINK, BABY?" 500 00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:13,551 IT'S GONNA BE AWFUL. 501 00:20:13,585 --> 00:20:14,886 WELL, I TOOK A GAMBLE. 502 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:16,154 YEAH. SOME GAMBLE. 503 00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:17,655 YOU'RE GAMBLING THE WHOLE TOWN. 504 00:20:17,689 --> 00:20:19,391 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, ANDY? 505 00:20:19,424 --> 00:20:21,359 ANDY, WHO DID YOU GET, ANYWAY? 506 00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:24,362 DON'T HE KNOW HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ON TIME? 507 00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:25,463 WHO IS IT? 508 00:20:25,497 --> 00:20:26,731 WELL, TELL HIM. 509 00:20:26,764 --> 00:20:28,333 GO ON. TELL HIM. 510 00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:30,468 UH, MAYOR, I, UH... 511 00:20:30,502 --> 00:20:32,604 I DIDN'T GET A SUBSTITUTE. 512 00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:33,638 HUH? 513 00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:35,473 WE'RE GETTING THE REAL THING-- 514 00:20:35,507 --> 00:20:36,741 OTIS CAMPBELL HIMSELF. 515 00:20:36,774 --> 00:20:37,809 WHAT? 516 00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:39,677 A HUNDRED PERCENT OTIS CAMPBELL. 517 00:20:39,711 --> 00:20:41,513 OR SHOULD I SAY HUNDRED PROOF? 518 00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:44,349 I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU TO GET A SUBSTITUTE FOR HIM, 519 00:20:44,382 --> 00:20:45,817 BUT YOU DIDN'T! 520 00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,452 YOU GOT HIM. YOU DID, AND I DIDN'T, BUT I DID. 521 00:20:47,485 --> 00:20:48,786 HOW COULD YOU DO IT? 522 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:49,787 I DID. 523 00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:51,323 HOW? I JUST DID. 524 00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:52,890 THE ONLY PLAQUE THAT OTIS CAMPBELL DESERVES 525 00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:55,493 IS FROM THE DISTILLERS ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA. 526 00:20:55,527 --> 00:20:56,894 I-I TOOK A CHANCE, MAYOR. 527 00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:58,430 NEVER MIND. NEVER MIND. 528 00:20:58,463 --> 00:20:59,864 THE ONLY THING TO DO KNOW 529 00:20:59,897 --> 00:21:01,799 IS TO GET THIS PRESENTATION OVER 530 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:03,835 BEFORE OTIS COMES WEAVING IN HERE. 531 00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:05,237 OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 532 00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:06,504 THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE. 533 00:21:06,538 --> 00:21:08,606 YOU BEAT EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW THAT? 534 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,208 Pike: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 535 00:21:10,242 --> 00:21:12,644 COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR JUST A MOMENT? 536 00:21:12,677 --> 00:21:15,313 I'M AFRAID THERE WON'T BE ANY OTIS CAMPBELL APPEARING TODAY. 537 00:21:15,347 --> 00:21:17,482 OH, WHY NOT? IT SEEMS MR. CAMPBELL 538 00:21:17,515 --> 00:21:20,618 HAS HAD A SUDDEN RECURRENCE OF AN OLD AILMENT. 539 00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:22,387 AND THEREFORE 540 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:26,491 HE'S IN NO CONDITION TO, UH, STAND UP FOR THE OCCASION. 541 00:21:26,524 --> 00:21:27,792 OH, HOW DISAPPOINTING. 542 00:21:27,825 --> 00:21:29,694 AND SO IT'S WITH A DEEP SENSE OF REGRET 543 00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:31,563 THAT I SUGGEST THAT WE GO AHEAD. 544 00:21:31,596 --> 00:21:32,730 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 545 00:21:32,764 --> 00:21:35,633 OH, COULD THAT BE OTIS CAMPBELL? 546 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,469 OH, COULD IT EVER. 547 00:21:37,502 --> 00:21:40,372 UM, MAYBE I BETTER GO SEE IF I CAN HELP OTIS IN. 548 00:21:40,405 --> 00:21:41,639 COME ON, DEPUTY. 549 00:21:43,308 --> 00:21:45,277 HI, ANDY. 550 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:46,711 LOOK, MAYOR! IT'S OTIS. 551 00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:48,546 HELLO, OTIS. 552 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:49,847 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE 553 00:21:49,881 --> 00:21:52,450 FOR MAKING YOU GOOD PEOPLE WAIT. 554 00:21:52,484 --> 00:21:56,454 THE TRUTH IS, I'M WEARING A BRAND-NEW PAIR OF SHOES. 555 00:21:56,488 --> 00:21:58,923 GUESS I GOT TOO MUCH FEET IN THEM 556 00:21:58,956 --> 00:22:00,725 AND I CAN HARDLY WALK. 557 00:22:01,893 --> 00:22:03,295 WELL, COME ON IN. 558 00:22:03,328 --> 00:22:05,963 OTIS, WE'RE... WE'RE GLAD YOU GOT HERE. 559 00:22:05,997 --> 00:22:07,599 AND... I... 560 00:22:07,632 --> 00:22:10,668 DON'T YOU THINK WE BETTER GO AHEAD WITH THE CEREMONY, 561 00:22:10,702 --> 00:22:12,337 MRS. WICKES, PLEASE? 562 00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:13,605 MR. CAMPBELL, 563 00:22:13,638 --> 00:22:15,873 ON BEHALF OF THE WOMEN'S HISTORICAL SOCIETY, 564 00:22:15,907 --> 00:22:18,743 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS PLAQUE 565 00:22:18,776 --> 00:22:20,878 COMMEMORATING THE HEROISM 566 00:22:20,912 --> 00:22:24,282 OF YOUR FAMOUS ANCESTOR, NATHAN TIBBS. 567 00:22:24,316 --> 00:22:26,318 WITH IT GO OUR BEST WISHES 568 00:22:26,351 --> 00:22:29,421 TO MAYBERRY'S MOST DISTINGUISHED CITIZEN. 569 00:22:29,454 --> 00:22:31,756 CONGRATULATIONS. 570 00:22:36,761 --> 00:22:38,330 I'VE BEEN THINKING 571 00:22:38,363 --> 00:22:41,699 ABOUT THE BIG, LONG SPEECH I CAN MAKE HERE. 572 00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:45,870 THEN I GOT TO STUDYING ABOUT HOW THAT WAS ALL WRONG. 573 00:22:45,903 --> 00:22:48,606 SEE, I DON'T DESERVE THIS AWARD. 574 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,908 I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. 575 00:22:50,942 --> 00:22:54,479 BEING DESCENDED FROM A HERO DON'T MAKE YOU ONE. 576 00:22:54,512 --> 00:22:58,550 SHUCKS, A MAN CAN'T TAKE CREDIT JUST FOR BEING BORN. 577 00:23:00,885 --> 00:23:03,521 SO I WANT TO GIVE THIS TO MAYOR PIKE 578 00:23:03,555 --> 00:23:05,957 TO ACCEPT FOR THE TOWN OF MAYBERRY, 579 00:23:05,990 --> 00:23:08,660 OF WHICH I AM PROUD TO BE A CITIZEN. 580 00:23:08,693 --> 00:23:10,462 WELL, NOW, THAT WAS... 581 00:23:10,495 --> 00:23:12,029 LOVELY, MR. CAMPBELL. 582 00:23:12,063 --> 00:23:15,767 THAT WAS A MOST GRACIOUS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. 583 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,702 OTIS, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 584 00:23:17,735 --> 00:23:19,937 BARNEY IS, TOO. AIN'T YOU, BARNEY? 585 00:23:19,971 --> 00:23:21,873 YEAH, I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU. 586 00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:23,808 WELL, I EXPECT IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE 587 00:23:23,841 --> 00:23:26,678 IF WE ALL DRANK A LITTLE TOAST FOR THE OCCASION. 588 00:23:29,414 --> 00:23:30,782 GO AHEAD, OTIS. 589 00:23:30,815 --> 00:23:33,317 I EXPECT NATHAN WOULD'VE WANTED IT THAT WAY. 590 00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,722 HAVE ONE, TOO, MRS. CAMPBELL. 591 00:23:45,663 --> 00:23:46,998 ANDY, I SURE HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU. 592 00:23:47,031 --> 00:23:48,700 YOU SURE ARE A GOOD JUDGE OF HUMAN NATURE. 593 00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:50,034 MM. 594 00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:52,404 YOU MUST'VE KNOWED DEEP DOWN OTIS WOULD SHOW UP. 595 00:23:52,437 --> 00:23:54,372 OH, I KNEW HE'D SHOW UP, ALL RIGHT. 596 00:23:54,406 --> 00:23:56,741 FOR A WHILE THERE, I WASN'T SURE IN WHICH TOWN. 597 00:23:56,774 --> 00:24:00,712 Y-YOU SUPPOSE WE OUGHT TO PUT A PLAQUE IN THAT CELL THERE -- 598 00:24:00,745 --> 00:24:02,580 "OTIS CAMPBELL SLEPT HERE"? 599 00:24:02,614 --> 00:24:04,916 "SLEPT IT OFF HERE" WOULD BE MORE LIKE IT. 600 00:24:04,949 --> 00:24:07,552 I SUSPECT IT'LL BE A GOOD, LONG TIME, THOUGH, 601 00:24:07,585 --> 00:24:09,421 BEFORE OTIS COMES STAGGERING IN HERE 602 00:24:09,454 --> 00:24:10,988 AND TAKING THE KEY OFF OF THE WALL 603 00:24:11,022 --> 00:24:12,757 AND LETTING HIMSELF IN THAT CELL. 604 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:13,858 OH, I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. 605 00:24:13,891 --> 00:24:14,859 [ CHUCKLES ] 606 00:24:14,892 --> 00:24:16,394 [ DOOR OPENS ] 607 00:24:33,645 --> 00:24:35,813 YOU ALL RIGHT, OTIS? 608 00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:37,649 I WAS OUT SHOPPING WITH THE LITTLE WOMAN, 609 00:24:37,682 --> 00:24:39,851 AND IT GOT TO WHERE IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME. 610 00:24:39,884 --> 00:24:41,152 SEE, ANDY? 611 00:24:41,185 --> 00:24:44,622 AND I JUST HAD TO GET OFF OF MY FEET. 612 00:24:44,656 --> 00:24:46,724 THESE SHOES ARE KILLING ME. 613 00:24:48,493 --> 00:24:50,828 SEE, BARNEY? 614 00:24:58,069 --> 00:25:01,539 [ WHISTLING SPRIGHTLY TUNE ] 42566

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