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All: * I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME

* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME

* IT WAS FROM AUNT DINAH'S QUILTING PARTY *

* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME

* IN THE SKY, THE BRIGHT STARS GLITTERED *

* ON THE BANKS, THE PALE MOON SHONE *

* IT WAS FROM AUNT DINAH'S QUILTING PARTY *

* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME

* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME

* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME

* IT WAS FROM AUNT DINAH'S QUILTING PARTY *

* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME

OH, THAT WAS EXTRA GOOD.

WE OUGHT TO SING TOGETHER MORE OFTEN.

WOULD YOU MIND SETTIN' THAT OVER THERE, ELLIE?

I LOVE TO SING ALONGSIDE BARNEY.

YOU'RE JUST SAYIN' THAT.

YOU GOT A REAL FAN, BARNEY.

Barney: THINK SO?

YEAH, BOY.

MORE CAKE, ANDY?

NO, THANK YOU. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

HOW ABOUT YOU TWO?

WELL, I BELIEVE I COULD...

OH, I THINK THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH, TOO.

RIGHT. UH, RIGHT, GANG?

OH, RIGHT.

[ TALKING QUIETLY ]

[ GIGGLING ]

WHAT'S THAT?

POWER FAILURE.

BEEN HAPPENING A LOT LATELY.

IT ONLY LASTS ABOUT A MINUTE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT BY ME.

I THINK IT'S MORE ROMANTIC, DON'T YOU, ELLIE?

[ giggling: ] ANDY.

NICE GOIN', CASANOVA.

SO, THEY PUT THIS POWDER ON, SEE

AND THAT RAISES THE FINGERPRINT.

WELL, ONCE YOU GOT A FINGERPRINT

WHY, YOU JUST SEND HER ALONG TO THE GOOD OLD F.B.I.

AND THAT CRIMINAL'S AS GOOD AS A GONER.

WELL, UH, HERE WE ARE.

IT'S BEEN A VERY...

EDUCATIONAL WALK HOME.

OH, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT.

WELL...

WELL, WHAT?

WELL, UH...

GOOD NIGHT, THELMA LOU.

GOOD NIGHT.

THELMA LOU?

YES, BARNEY?

NEXT TIME, I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE ASSEMBLY

AND THE OILING OF A .38-CALIBER REVOLVER, OKAY?

OKAY.

I-I'LL SEE YA.

YOUR MOVE, PAW.

I KNOW IT IS.

I'M JUST FORMULATING MY PLAN OF ATTACK.

AND I BELIEVE I'VE GOT HER!

YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MOVE THERE, PAW?

I CAN JUMP YOU.

GO RIGHT AHEAD. YOU'LL FALL IN WITH MY PLANS.

OKAY. I JUMP HERE!

NOW WATCH THIS.

I AIN'T FINISHED, PAW.

I ALSO JUMP HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, AND HERE.

GOT ANY PLANS NOW, PAW?

YEAH, I GOT PLANS TO QUIT PLAYING WITH YOU.

YOU'RE A RIVERBOAT SHARK IS WHAT YOU ARE.

Andy: WELL, GOOD MORNIN' TO YA, DEPUTY FIFE.

YOU LOOK MIGHTY BRIGHT AND BUSHY-TAILED.

UH, DID YOU, UH, DO ALL RIGHT LAST NIGHT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT

DID I DO ALL RIGHT?

WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WALKED, UH

THELMA LOU HOME, UH... WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT HAPPENED?"

WE GOT THERE.

YEAH, BUT AFTER YOU GOT THERE

AND YOU SAID GOOD NIGHT AT THE DOOR... DID YOU, UH...?

[ KISSING ]

ANDY, THE BOY.

HUH?

OH. OH, YEAH.

UM, OPIE, WHY DON'T YOU RUN ON OUT AND PLAY?

YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME, PAW?

WELL...YEAH.

I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT.

OKAY. I'LL GO.

GEE WHIZ, YOU'D THINK

I NEVER HEARD ABOUT KISSIN' BEFORE.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

NOW-NOW TELL, NOW TELL ME.

DID-DID YOU GET A LITTLE KISSY?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

NO, I DIDN'T.

YOU DIDN'T?

NO, I DIDN'T.

DIDN'T? WELL, WHY NOT?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.

WELL, I CAN'T HELP IT.

WHEN I'M ALONE WITH HER, I-I JUST FREEZE UP.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY OR WHAT TO DO.

WELL, HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ENOUGH ROCK HUDSON MOVIES

TO KNOW HOW TO SWEET-TALK A GIRL?

TELL THAT GIRL HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER

OR YOU'RE GONNA LOSE HER.

GIRLS LIKE TO HEAR THINGS LIKE THAT.

WELL, I KNOW.

WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS I CAN THINK OF

TO SAY WHEN I'M ALONE-- THINGS SHE'D LIKE TO HEAR.

SURE. OH, YOU CAN?

LIKE WHAT?

WELL, ANDY, SEE...

THAT'S WHERE IT GETS TOUGH.

NOW, I USUALLY THINK OF THESE THINGS

WHEN I'M SHAVIN' OR SOAKIN' MY FEET AT NIGHT.

YEAH. WELL-WELL, PLAY LIKE YOU'RE SOAKIN' YOUR FEET NOW

AND TELL ME SOME OF THE THINGS YOU SAY.

COME ON.

WELL, UH... I SAY, UH

I SAY, THELMA LOU...

UH, I LIKE YA, THELMA LOU.

I LIKE YA A LOT.

YOU'RE THE CAT'S.

I-I NEVER SAID THEM THREE WORDS

TO A GIRL BEFORE, THELMA LOU, BUT...

BUT I MEAN IT.

YOU'RE THE CAT'S.

I-I THINK ABOUT YA ALL THE TIME.

SOMETIMES AT BREAKFAST, I STARE DOWN AT MY EGGS

AND I SEE YOUR FACE RIGHT IN THERE.

WELL, THERE'S... THERE'S NOTHIN' I'D LIKE BETTER

THAN TO HAVE YOU AS MY STEADY GIRL, THELMA LOU

BECAUSE... WELL... LIKE I SAID...

YOU'RE THE CAT'S.

WELL, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, BARNEY.

I MEAN IT.

THERE'S NOT A GIRL IN THE WORLD

THAT WOULDN'T LIKE TO HEAR

THINGS LIKE THAT SAID TO HER

AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU'RE SINCERE.

WELL...

NOW, I MEAN IT.

NOW, WHY CAN'T YOU SAY THEM THINGS TO THELMA LOU?

OH, I JUST CAN'T.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT, SOMEBODY TO SAY 'EM FOR YA?

THAT WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA.

BARNEY, I DECLARE, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

YOU SAID 'EM ALL FINE RIGHT THERE.

HOW COME YOU CAN'T SAY THE SAME THING TO THELMA LOU?

WELL, I GUESS THE TROUBLE IS THAT I CAN...

I CAN ONLY SAY 'EM TO A FACE LIKE YOURS.

CHARACTER.

BARNEY SAID THAT?

ABOUT ME?

HE SURE DID.

HE SAID YOU'RE THE CAT'S.

NOW, THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE.

WELL, WHY CAN'T HE TELL ME HIMSELF?

OH, WELL, BARNEY JUST CAN'T BRING HIMSELF TO.

GOLLY, SOME FELLAS CAN SPEAK RIGHT UP TO THEIR GIRLS,

AND SOME CAN'T.

SO HE SENT YOU OVER HERE TO TALK FOR HIM.

SO YOU'D PLAY JOHN ALDEN.

OH, NOOO.

IF HE HAD ANY IDEA I WAS OVER HERE

HE'D BE MADDER THAN A HORNET.

I JUST THOUGHT

THAT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU.

WELL, THAT'S NICE OF YOU, ANDY

BUT I'D STILL LIKE TO HEAR IT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH.

WELL, YOU AIN'T EXACTLY GOT A TALKING HORSE HERE.

YOU DO LIKE BARNEY, DON'T YOU?

OH, OF COURSE, I DO.

THERE'S NO ONE ELSE.

WELL, HE SURE DOES LIKE YOU.

OH, I WISH I COULD HEAR IT FROM HIS OWN THIN LIPS.

WELL...

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'LL EVER GET IT OUT OF THAT BOY.

WELL, I DON'T, EITHER, ANDY

BUT THERE OUGHT TO BE SOME WAY

TO PROVOKE HIM INTO SPEAKING UP.

YOU JUST REMEMBER ONE THING.

HE THINKS YOU'RE THE CAT'S. I'LL SEE YOU.

SARAH?

4-3-1, PLEASE.

BARNEY? THIS IS THELMA LOU.

BARNEY, GUESS WHO JUST CAME CALLING ON ME.

ALL RIGHT. PUT 'EM UP.

WHAT?

YOU HEARD ME. PUT 'EM UP.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DO YOU DENY CALLING ON MY GIRL?

OH. WELL, UM, BARNEY, UM...

COME ON. OUT WITH IT!

DO YOU DENY IT?

WELL, UH, YEAH, I CALLED ON THELMA LOU.

OH!

HOW COULD YOU DO IT?!

HOW COULD YOU TRY TO STEAL MY GIRL?

HOW?

THIS MAY BE HARD FOR YOU TO BELIEVE.

NOW, I CALLED ON THELMA LOU

BUT I CALLED ON HER IN YOUR BEHALF.

OH, SURE.

I THOUGHT SHE OUGHT TO HEAR SOME OF THE THINGS

YOU CAN'T BRING YOURSELF TO SAY.

I WAS TRYING TO HELP.

YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

I DIDN'T TRY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL.

THEN HOW COME WHEN I ASKED HER FOR SATURDAY, SHE TURNED ME DOWN

AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING

FOR THE NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT

AND THE SATURDAY AFTER THAT?

SHE SAID SHE WAS HOLDING THEM FOR YOU.

SHE DID?

YES, SHE DID.

WELL, UH...

OH...

[ LAUGHS ]

DON'T YOU GET IT?

OH, NO, ANDY.

DON'T TRY TO LAUGH YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.

THAT'S WHERE YOU CHEAPEN YOURSELF.

WELL, BARNEY...

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STOLE ELLIE?

WELL...

YOU DON'T THINK I CAN, DO YOU?

WELL, THAT'S NOT

THE POINT.

POINT!

WELL, I CAN AND THE FUNNY PART IS

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOWED ME HOW.

ALL I GOT TO DO IS SWEET-TALK HER

AND I'VE SEEN ENOUGH ROCK HUDSON PICTURES

TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.

BARNEY...

OH, THIS IS THE OLDEST GAME IN THE WORLD--

STEALING YOUR BEST FRIEND'S GIRL.

WELL, FOUR CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME, BUDDY.

YOU JUST WATCH ME.

HELLO, SARAH?

GET ME FLOYD'S BARBER SHOP.

YOU WON'T LISTEN, WILL YOU?

I'M JUST TRYING...

[ HUMMING "BEAUTIFUL DREAMER" ]

[ HUMMING CONTINUES ]

HELLO, FLOYD?

THIS IS BARNEY FIFE.

WHO'S IN THE CHAIR?

WELL, GET RID OF HIM.

I'M COMING OVER AND I'M READY FOR ACTION.

THAT'S RIGHT. I WANT THE WORKS--

SHAVE, HAIR CUT, WITCH HAZEL, EAU DE COLOGNE, TOILET WATER...

IF IT SMELLS, I WANT IT.

[ DOORBELL JINGLES ]

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

I'M IN THE BACK.

[ BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYS ]

HELLO, THERE.

OH, HI, BARNEY.

[ LAUGHING ]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT QUITE THAT WAY BEFORE.

LIKE IT?

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ON YOU?

KINDA... GETS TO YOU, DON'T IT?

OKAY, BARNEY, WHAT'LL IT BE?

DOES IT HAVE TO...

BE ANYTHING?

WELL, NO. NO.

YOU CAN SIT DOWN IF YOU LIKE.

I JUST HAVE THIS PRESCRIPTION TO FINISH.

YOU KNOW THE LIGHT IN HERE

DOES CRAZY THINGS TO YOUR HAIR.

WHAT?

OH, WHY PRETEND?

I LIKE YOU, ELLIE.

YOU'RE MY KIND OF WOMAN.

WHAT?

LET'S NOT TRY TO FIGHT IT... BABY.

BARNEY FIFE, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

OH, BABY...

OH, NOW, STOP.

I HAVEN'T TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE.

NOW, STOP ACTING LIKE A JUVENILE.

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, BABY.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO FLY WITH ME

BUT YOU WASN'T WOMAN ENOUGH.

NOW THE BALLOON'S GONE UP WITHOUT YOU.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOU

BUT I JUST DIDN'T THINK HE'D GO THROUGH WITH IT.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US

THE ETERNAL QUADRANGLE, DON'T IT?

YOU CERTAINLY HELPED MATTERS

WITH THAT CALL ON THELMA LOU.

WELL, DAD-BURN IT

I STILL THINK I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING.

SHE'S JUST USING THAT TO MAKE BARNEY JEALOUS.

UH-OH.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

HERE COMES THELMA LOU.

YOU BETTER HAVE A TALK WITH HER.

I FIGURE TO.

HI, ANDY.

HELLO, ELLIE.

Andy: THELMA LOU.

THELMA LOU, I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

HOW COME YOU TOLD BARNEY I CALLED ON YOU?

WELL, YOU DIDN'T WANT

TO KEEP IT A SECRET, DID YOU?

HOW WOULD THAT LOOK?

WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE BARNEY'S MISUNDERSTOOD

THE NATURE OF THAT VISIT

AND IT ALSO SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE

ENCOURAGING THAT MISUNDERSTANDING.

NOW, AM I RIGHT?

WHY, ANDY, ALL I DID WAS...

[ DOOR OPENING ]

UH, WELL...

I'D BETTER BE GOING.

BYE, ALL.

BYE, ANDY.

DID YOU HEAR THAT? "BYE, ANDY."

THAT WAS FOR YOUR BENEFIT.

CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING?

OH, NO, DON'T.

THERE'S NO POINT

IN PLAYING OUT THIS FARCE ANY LONGER.

WHAT?

YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF ANOTHER DEPUTY.

I'LL JUST STEP OUT OF THE PICTURE.

THAT POOR, SORROWFUL FELLA.

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES YOU'VE STOLEN HER AWAY FROM HIM.

LORD, I WISHED I HADN'T HAVE NEVER GOT INTO THIS.

OH, I WAS JUST AMAZED

WHEN HE WALKED IN PLAYING CASANOVA.

OH, BARNEY'S DIFFERENT.

YOU JUST CALL HIS BLUFF

MAYBE WINK AT HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES

AND I GUARANTEE YOU

HE'D RUN LIKE A SCARED RABBIT.

SAY, THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

WHAT?

SUPPOSING I DO MAKE THE RABBIT RUN.

MAYBE YOU COULD WORK THE SAME TRICK

ON YOUR LITTLE BUNNY.

THELMA LOU?

OH, YOU MEAN MAYBE

IF WE GET BOTH OUR RABBITS TO RUN

WHY, MAYBE THEY'D RUN RIGHT INTO ONE ANOTHER.

MIGHT JUST.

WELL, ELLIE MAY, I SAY, BEHIND THAT PRETTY FACE

YOU GOT AN AWFUL HANDSOME BRAIN.

WHY, ANDY.

HELLO, THELMA LOU.

COULD I, UH, TALK WITH YOU FOR A SPELL?

OF COURSE YOU CAN.

COME ON IN.

WOULDN'T THE PORCH SWING

BE A LITTLE MORE, UH... COZY?

YES, I GUESS IT WOULD.

SAY, LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT?

MM-HMM.

UM, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO SAY, ANDY?

CAN'T YOU... GUESS?

NO.

IT'S ABOUT YESTERDAY.

I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE CAN NO MORE STOP THE FATES

THAN WE CAN THE OCEAN'S TIDE

OR THE SUN AND THE MOON.

WHAT?

OH, I KNOW

WHEN I CAME TO CALL YESTERDAY

I CAME TO SPEAK FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

YES?

AND THEN

FICKLE FATE TOOK OVER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OH, I'VE TRIED.

I'VE TRIED... BUT I CAN'T FIGHT IT.

THELMA LOU...

YOU AND ME ARE STAR-CROSSED.

ANDY!

OH, I KNOW I SAID A LOT ABOUT SPEAKING FOR BARNEY

BUT THAT WAS A PRETENSE.

I WANTED TO SPEAK FOR ME, BUT I DIDN'T DARE.

WELL, NOW, I DO DARE.

I AM SPEAKING FOR ME.

THELMA LOU, I WANT YOU FOR MY OWN.

YOU CALLED FOR ME, ELLIE?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, BARNEY.

THIS IS PROBABLY MY LAST OFFICIAL ACT

AS PEACE OFFICER IN MAYBERRY.

WHAT'S THE TROUBLE-- VANDALISM?

BEING MY LAST, I HOPE IT'S A GOODY.

COME ON IN THE BACK.

IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL CALL, BARNEY.

HUH?

YOU CAN PUT THAT AWAY.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU ABOUT, UH, YESTERDAY

THE THINGS YOU SAID.

OH... THEM.

WELL, I'M SORRY.

OH, DON'T BE. SAY THEM AGAIN.

HUH?

PLEASE?

UH, WELL, YEAH...

BUT WHEN I SAID 'EM YESTERDAY

YOU SAID I WAS BEING JUVENILE.

OH, I WAS WRONG.

IT WAS I WHO WAS A JUVENILE

A FRIGHTENED LITTLE GIRL.

FRIGHTENED?

AFRAID TO ACCEPT THE DREAM THAT WAS OFFERED TO ME.

BUT NOW IT'S DIFFERENT?

AS DIFFERENT AS NIGHT AND DAY.

YESTERDAY, YOU WERE BARNEY FIFE

JUST A GOOD FRIEND.

BUT TODAY I REALIZE YOU'RE NOT JUST A FRIEND.

NOT A FRIEND?

NO.

YOU'RE THE MAN I WANT

AND WITH YOUR HAIR THE WAY IT WAS YESTERDAY.

N-N-NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW...

ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU THINK THIS OVER?

TAKE A LITTLE TIME.

LOVE DON'T HOLD A STOPWATCH.

SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW

SOMEONE WANTED US TO BE TOGETHER.

WHAT FOR?

YOU DID?

YES, AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN.

ANDY TAYLOR!

ELLIE WALKER!

OH!

REALLY, ELLIE, HE DID? HUH?

OH, I WISH YOU COULD HAVE SEEN HER

GET UP OFF OF THAT SWING AND RUN IN THAT HOUSE

AND SLAM THAT DOOR!

UH, YEAH. I'LL, UH...

[ softly ]: I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

HERE COMES BARNEY.

OH, HOWDY. HOWDY, THERE, BARNEY.

GOLLY. YOU LOOK ALL SHOOK UP.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

ANDY?

HUH?

UH, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...

WELL, YOU'RE MY FRIEND

AND... YOU'VE GOT A RIGHT TO KNOW.

KNOW ABOUT WHAT?

IT'S ABOUT ELLIE.

ELLIE?

YOU BETTER SIT BACK, PAL.

THIS COULD BE A JOLT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]: WELL, NOW, UH...

I GUESS THAT YOU... YOU FIGURE THAT

ELLIE'S KIND OF... KIND OF SWEET ON YOU.

BUT, UH... WELL, UH...

I GOT TO TELL YOU

THAT IT-IT-IT JUST AIN'T SO.

NO?

I'VE JUST COME

FROM HER ARMS.

YOU?

I'M SORRY, ANDY

BUT YOU JUST GOT TO FACE THE FACT THAT...

WELL, I'M THE ONE SHE'S SWEET ON.

OH, I-I KNOW I OUGHT TO BE HAPPY.

I GOT BACK AT YOU

AND STOLE YOUR GIRL AWAY FROM YOU

BUT, WELL, SOMEHOW IT JUST DON'T MAKE ME HAPPY.

IT'S A HOLLOW VICTORY.

I'M SORRY, BUDDY.

I'M SORRY FOR THIS WHOLE UGLY MESS.

BARNEY...

HE'S IN THERE.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM.

IT'S YOU I WANT.

Y-YOU WANT ME?

[ CHUCKLING ]

WELL, YOU'RE-YOU'RE THE SECOND ONE TODAY.

BARNEY, SOMETHING HAPPENED A WHILE AGO

THAT-THAT BROUGHT ME TO MY SENSES.

YEAH?

BARNEY, NOW... NOW DON'T BE ANGRY

BUT I MADE UP THAT WHOLE THING WITH ANDY

JUST TO GET YOU JEALOUS.

YOU-YOU DID?

WHETHER YOU SWEET-TALK ME OR NOT, BARNEY

IT'S YOU I WANT.

[ CHUCKLING ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]: WELL, YOU KNOW...

IT'S, UH, IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU SHOULD SAY THAT.

IT IS?

YEAH. BECAUSE, WELL...

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME, TOO, A LITTLE WHILE AGO...

SOMETHING THAT I... I THOUGHT I WANTED TO HAPPEN

BUT, WELL, WHEN IT HAPPENED...

[ chuckling ]: WHY... NOTHING HAPPENED.

NOTHING?

NO. IT-IT COME TO ME THEN THAT...

WELL, YOU'RE... YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME.

OH, BARNEY...

POOR OLD ANDY.

WELL... SOME OF US GOT IT, SOME OF US AIN'T.

ELLIE?

LOOKS LIKE WE DID IT.

YEAH. ROMEO AND JULIET JUST WALKED OFF ARM IN ARM.

* OH, LIL' LIZA

* LIL' LIZA JANE

* OH, LIL' LIZA

* LIL' LIZA JANE

* OH, LIL' LIZA

* LIL' LIZA JANE

* OH, LIL' LIZA

* LIL' LIZA JANE

EXTRA GOOD!

I LOVE THEM FAST ONES LIKE THAT.

I THINK I'M GOING TO GET US A SNACK.

OH, GOOD IDEA!

GOOD IDEA, ELLIE.

YEAH, A LITTLE SNACK WILL GO GOOD RIGHT NOW.

A LITTLE SNACK NEVER HURT NOBODY.

[ CHUCKLES ] YEE! YEAH, BOY!

MM!

UH, DON'T YOU THINK YOU BETTER HELP ELLIE IN THE KITCHEN?

NO, SHE DOES VERY WELL BY HERSELF.

[ CHUCKLING ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ SIGHS ] BOY.

HMM?

OH, UH, LET ME, UH, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND, ELINOR.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] WELL, THELMA LOU,

LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME ARE ALONE TOGETHER AT LAST.

MM-HMM.

HEY, BARNEY, YOU WANT SOME PIE?

YEAH, PIE IS FINE. FINE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WELL, WHERE WERE WE? OH, YEAH.

YOU WANT SOME CHEESE ON YOUR PIE?

YEAH. CHEESE IS FINE.

YOU WANT CREAM AND SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, CREAM AND SUGAR AND PIE AND CHEESE,

AND I'LL GET IT MYSELF.

[ WHISTLING SPRIGHTLY TUNE ]