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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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* IT WAS FROM AUNT DINAH'S
QUILTING PARTY *
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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* IN THE SKY,
THE BRIGHT STARS GLITTERED *
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* ON THE BANKS,
THE PALE MOON SHONE *
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* IT WAS FROM AUNT DINAH'S
QUILTING PARTY *
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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* IT WAS FROM AUNT DINAH'S
QUILTING PARTY *
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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OH, THAT WAS EXTRA GOOD.
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WE OUGHT TO SING
TOGETHER MORE OFTEN.
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WOULD YOU MIND SETTIN'
THAT OVER THERE, ELLIE?
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I LOVE TO SING
ALONGSIDE BARNEY.
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YOU'RE JUST SAYIN' THAT.
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YOU GOT A REAL
FAN, BARNEY.
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Barney:
THINK SO?
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YEAH, BOY.
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MORE CAKE, ANDY?
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NO, THANK YOU.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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HOW ABOUT YOU TWO?
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WELL, I BELIEVE I COULD...
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OH, I THINK THEY'VE
HAD ENOUGH, TOO.
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RIGHT. UH, RIGHT, GANG?
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OH, RIGHT.
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[ TALKING QUIETLY ]
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[ GIGGLING ]
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WHAT'S THAT?
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POWER FAILURE.
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BEEN HAPPENING
A LOT LATELY.
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IT ONLY LASTS
ABOUT A MINUTE.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT BY ME.
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I THINK IT'S
MORE ROMANTIC,
DON'T YOU, ELLIE?
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[ giggling: ]
ANDY.
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NICE GOIN', CASANOVA.
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SO, THEY PUT THIS
POWDER ON, SEE
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AND THAT RAISES
THE FINGERPRINT.
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WELL, ONCE YOU
GOT A FINGERPRINT
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WHY, YOU JUST SEND
HER ALONG TO THE
GOOD OLD F.B.I.
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AND THAT CRIMINAL'S
AS GOOD AS A GONER.
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WELL, UH, HERE WE ARE.
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IT'S BEEN A VERY...
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EDUCATIONAL WALK HOME.
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OH, I'M GLAD
YOU ENJOYED IT.
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WELL...
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WELL, WHAT?
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WELL, UH...
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GOOD NIGHT, THELMA LOU.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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THELMA LOU?
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YES, BARNEY?
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NEXT TIME, I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT THE ASSEMBLY
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AND THE OILING OF A
.38-CALIBER REVOLVER, OKAY?
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OKAY.
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I-I'LL SEE YA.
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YOUR MOVE, PAW.
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I KNOW IT IS.
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I'M JUST FORMULATING
MY PLAN OF ATTACK.
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AND I BELIEVE I'VE GOT HER!
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YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO MOVE THERE, PAW?
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I CAN JUMP YOU.
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GO RIGHT AHEAD.
YOU'LL FALL IN WITH MY PLANS.
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OKAY.
I JUMP HERE!
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NOW WATCH THIS.
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I AIN'T FINISHED,
PAW.
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I ALSO JUMP HERE, HERE, HERE,
HERE, AND HERE.
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GOT ANY PLANS NOW,
PAW?
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YEAH, I GOT PLANS TO QUIT
PLAYING WITH YOU.
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YOU'RE A RIVERBOAT SHARK
IS WHAT YOU ARE.
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Andy:
WELL, GOOD MORNIN'
TO YA, DEPUTY FIFE.
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YOU LOOK MIGHTY BRIGHT
AND BUSHY-TAILED.
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UH, DID YOU, UH,
DO ALL RIGHT LAST NIGHT?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT
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DID I DO ALL RIGHT?
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU WALKED, UH
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THELMA LOU HOME, UH...
WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, "WHAT HAPPENED?"
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WE GOT THERE.
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YEAH, BUT AFTER YOU GOT THERE
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AND YOU SAID GOOD NIGHT
AT THE DOOR... DID YOU, UH...?
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[ KISSING ]
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ANDY, THE BOY.
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HUH?
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OH. OH, YEAH.
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UM, OPIE, WHY DON'T YOU
RUN ON OUT AND PLAY?
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YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME,
PAW?
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WELL...YEAH.
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I GUESS THAT'S
ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT.
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OKAY. I'LL GO.
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GEE WHIZ, YOU'D THINK
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I NEVER HEARD
ABOUT KISSIN' BEFORE.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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NOW-NOW TELL,
NOW TELL ME.
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DID-DID YOU GET
A LITTLE KISSY?
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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YOU DIDN'T?
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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DIDN'T? WELL, WHY NOT?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.
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WELL, I CAN'T HELP IT.
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WHEN I'M ALONE WITH HER,
I-I JUST FREEZE UP.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO SAY OR WHAT TO DO.
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WELL, HAVEN'T YOU SEEN
ENOUGH ROCK HUDSON MOVIES
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TO KNOW HOW
TO SWEET-TALK A GIRL?
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TELL THAT GIRL
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER
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OR YOU'RE GONNA
LOSE HER.
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GIRLS LIKE TO HEAR
THINGS LIKE THAT.
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WELL, I KNOW.
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WELL, THERE'S PLENTY
OF THINGS I CAN THINK OF
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TO SAY WHEN I'M ALONE--
THINGS SHE'D LIKE TO HEAR.
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SURE.
OH, YOU CAN?
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LIKE WHAT?
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WELL, ANDY,
SEE...
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THAT'S WHERE
IT GETS TOUGH.
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NOW, I USUALLY THINK
OF THESE THINGS
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WHEN I'M SHAVIN' OR
SOAKIN' MY FEET AT NIGHT.
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YEAH. WELL-WELL, PLAY LIKE
YOU'RE SOAKIN' YOUR FEET NOW
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AND TELL ME SOME
OF THE THINGS YOU SAY.
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COME ON.
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WELL, UH... I SAY, UH
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I SAY, THELMA LOU...
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UH, I LIKE YA,
THELMA LOU.
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I LIKE YA A LOT.
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YOU'RE THE CAT'S.
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I-I NEVER SAID
THEM THREE WORDS
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TO A GIRL BEFORE,
THELMA LOU, BUT...
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BUT I MEAN IT.
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YOU'RE THE CAT'S.
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I-I THINK ABOUT
YA ALL THE TIME.
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SOMETIMES AT BREAKFAST,
I STARE DOWN AT MY EGGS
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AND I SEE YOUR FACE
RIGHT IN THERE.
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WELL, THERE'S... THERE'S
NOTHIN' I'D LIKE BETTER
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THAN TO HAVE YOU AS MY
STEADY GIRL, THELMA LOU
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BECAUSE... WELL...
LIKE I SAID...
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YOU'RE THE CAT'S.
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WELL, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, BARNEY.
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I MEAN IT.
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THERE'S NOT A GIRL
IN THE WORLD
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THAT WOULDN'T
LIKE TO HEAR
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THINGS LIKE THAT
SAID TO HER
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AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE SINCERE.
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WELL...
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NOW, I MEAN IT.
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NOW, WHY CAN'T YOU SAY
THEM THINGS TO THELMA LOU?
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OH, I JUST CAN'T.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT,
SOMEBODY TO SAY 'EM FOR YA?
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THAT WOULDN'T
BE A BAD IDEA.
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BARNEY, I DECLARE,
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
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YOU SAID 'EM ALL FINE
RIGHT THERE.
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HOW COME YOU CAN'T SAY
THE SAME THING TO THELMA LOU?
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WELL, I GUESS THE TROUBLE IS
THAT I CAN...
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I CAN ONLY SAY 'EM
TO A FACE LIKE YOURS.
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CHARACTER.
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BARNEY SAID THAT?
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ABOUT ME?
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HE SURE DID.
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HE SAID YOU'RE THE CAT'S.
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NOW,
THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE.
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WELL, WHY CAN'T
HE TELL ME HIMSELF?
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OH, WELL, BARNEY JUST CAN'T
BRING HIMSELF TO.
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GOLLY, SOME FELLAS CAN SPEAK
RIGHT UP TO THEIR GIRLS,
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AND SOME CAN'T.
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SO HE SENT YOU OVER
HERE TO TALK FOR HIM.
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SO YOU'D PLAY JOHN ALDEN.
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OH, NOOO.
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IF HE HAD ANY IDEA
I WAS OVER HERE
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HE'D BE MADDER
THAN A HORNET.
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I JUST THOUGHT
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THAT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW
HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU.
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WELL, THAT'S NICE
OF YOU, ANDY
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BUT I'D STILL LIKE
TO HEAR IT FROM
THE HORSE'S MOUTH.
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WELL, YOU AIN'T EXACTLY
GOT A TALKING HORSE HERE.
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YOU DO LIKE BARNEY,
DON'T YOU?
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OH, OF COURSE, I DO.
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THERE'S NO ONE ELSE.
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WELL, HE SURE DOES LIKE YOU.
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OH, I WISH I COULD HEAR IT
FROM HIS OWN THIN LIPS.
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WELL...
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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'LL EVER
GET IT OUT OF THAT BOY.
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WELL, I DON'T, EITHER, ANDY
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BUT THERE OUGHT
TO BE SOME WAY
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TO PROVOKE HIM
INTO SPEAKING UP.
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YOU JUST REMEMBER
ONE THING.
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HE THINKS YOU'RE THE
CAT'S. I'LL SEE YOU.
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SARAH?
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4-3-1, PLEASE.
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BARNEY? THIS IS THELMA LOU.
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BARNEY, GUESS WHO JUST CAME
CALLING ON ME.
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ALL RIGHT. PUT 'EM UP.
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WHAT?
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YOU HEARD ME.
PUT 'EM UP.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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DO YOU DENY CALLING
ON MY GIRL?
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OH. WELL, UM,
BARNEY, UM...
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COME ON.
OUT WITH IT!
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DO YOU DENY IT?
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WELL, UH, YEAH, I
CALLED ON THELMA LOU.
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OH!
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HOW COULD YOU DO IT?!
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HOW COULD YOU TRY
TO STEAL MY GIRL?
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HOW?
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THIS MAY BE HARD
FOR YOU TO BELIEVE.
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NOW, I CALLED
ON THELMA LOU
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BUT I CALLED ON HER
IN YOUR BEHALF.
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OH, SURE.
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I THOUGHT SHE OUGHT TO
HEAR SOME OF THE THINGS
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YOU CAN'T BRING
YOURSELF TO SAY.
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I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
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YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
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I DIDN'T TRY TO
STEAL YOUR GIRL.
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THEN HOW COME WHEN I ASKED HER
FOR SATURDAY, SHE TURNED ME DOWN
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AND SHE SAID
THE SAME THING
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FOR THE NEXT
SATURDAY NIGHT
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AND THE SATURDAY
AFTER THAT?
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SHE SAID SHE WAS HOLDING THEM
FOR YOU.
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SHE DID?
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YES, SHE DID.
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WELL, UH...
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OH...
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[ LAUGHS ]
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DON'T YOU GET IT?
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OH, NO, ANDY.
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DON'T TRY TO LAUGH
YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.
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THAT'S WHERE
YOU CHEAPEN YOURSELF.
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WELL, BARNEY...
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT
IF I STOLE ELLIE?
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WELL...
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YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN, DO YOU?
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WELL, THAT'S NOT
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THE POINT.
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POINT!
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WELL, I CAN
AND THE FUNNY PART IS
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YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT SHOWED ME HOW.
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00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:56,381
ALL I GOT TO DO
IS SWEET-TALK HER
240
00:10:56,415 --> 00:10:58,583
AND I'VE SEEN
ENOUGH ROCK HUDSON PICTURES
241
00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,319
TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
242
00:11:00,352 --> 00:11:01,720
BARNEY...
243
00:11:01,753 --> 00:11:04,289
OH, THIS IS THE OLDEST GAME
IN THE WORLD--
244
00:11:04,323 --> 00:11:05,990
STEALING YOUR
BEST FRIEND'S GIRL.
245
00:11:06,024 --> 00:11:08,360
WELL, FOUR CAN PLAY
AT THIS GAME, BUDDY.
246
00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,861
YOU JUST WATCH ME.
247
00:11:13,665 --> 00:11:14,966
HELLO, SARAH?
248
00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:16,601
GET ME FLOYD'S BARBER SHOP.
249
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,703
YOU WON'T LISTEN, WILL YOU?
250
00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:20,439
I'M JUST TRYING...
251
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,574
[ HUMMING "BEAUTIFUL DREAMER" ]
252
00:11:22,607 --> 00:11:24,576
[ HUMMING CONTINUES ]
253
00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:25,844
HELLO, FLOYD?
254
00:11:25,877 --> 00:11:27,312
THIS IS BARNEY FIFE.
255
00:11:27,346 --> 00:11:28,513
WHO'S IN THE CHAIR?
256
00:11:28,547 --> 00:11:29,881
WELL, GET RID OF HIM.
257
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,351
I'M COMING OVER
AND I'M READY FOR ACTION.
258
00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:34,319
THAT'S RIGHT.
I WANT THE WORKS--
259
00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:37,489
SHAVE, HAIR CUT, WITCH HAZEL,
EAU DE COLOGNE, TOILET WATER...
260
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:40,592
IF IT SMELLS, I WANT IT.
261
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,535
[ DOORBELL JINGLES ]
262
00:11:50,569 --> 00:11:51,836
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
263
00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:53,037
I'M IN THE BACK.
264
00:11:53,071 --> 00:11:56,541
[ BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYS ]
265
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,662
HELLO, THERE.
266
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,063
OH, HI, BARNEY.
267
00:12:19,097 --> 00:12:20,799
[ LAUGHING ]
268
00:12:20,832 --> 00:12:23,067
WHAT DID YOU DO
TO YOUR HAIR?
269
00:12:23,101 --> 00:12:24,903
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
270
00:12:24,936 --> 00:12:28,373
WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT
QUITE THAT WAY BEFORE.
271
00:12:28,407 --> 00:12:29,508
LIKE IT?
272
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,677
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ON YOU?
273
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:36,948
KINDA... GETS
TO YOU, DON'T IT?
274
00:12:36,981 --> 00:12:38,917
OKAY, BARNEY,
WHAT'LL IT BE?
275
00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:40,952
DOES IT HAVE TO...
276
00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:42,554
BE ANYTHING?
277
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,822
WELL, NO. NO.
278
00:12:43,855 --> 00:12:45,657
YOU CAN SIT DOWN
IF YOU LIKE.
279
00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,759
I JUST HAVE THIS
PRESCRIPTION TO FINISH.
280
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,661
YOU KNOW THE LIGHT IN HERE
281
00:12:49,694 --> 00:12:52,063
DOES CRAZY THINGS
TO YOUR HAIR.
282
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,665
WHAT?
283
00:12:53,698 --> 00:12:55,066
OH, WHY PRETEND?
284
00:12:55,099 --> 00:12:56,935
I LIKE YOU, ELLIE.
285
00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:59,070
YOU'RE MY KIND
OF WOMAN.
286
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:00,505
WHAT?
287
00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:04,976
LET'S NOT TRY TO
FIGHT IT... BABY.
288
00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:07,679
BARNEY FIFE,
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
289
00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:08,813
OH, BABY...
290
00:13:08,847 --> 00:13:09,948
OH, NOW, STOP.
291
00:13:09,981 --> 00:13:11,850
I HAVEN'T TIME
FOR THIS NONSENSE.
292
00:13:11,883 --> 00:13:13,718
NOW, STOP ACTING
LIKE A JUVENILE.
293
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,620
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, BABY.
294
00:13:15,654 --> 00:13:17,689
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
TO FLY WITH ME
295
00:13:17,722 --> 00:13:19,724
BUT YOU WASN'T
WOMAN ENOUGH.
296
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,026
NOW THE BALLOON'S
GONE UP WITHOUT YOU.
297
00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:36,708
I KNEW I SHOULD
HAVE CALLED YOU
298
00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:39,578
BUT I JUST DIDN'T THINK
HE'D GO THROUGH WITH IT.
299
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,446
WELL, IT LOOKS
LIKE WE GOT US
300
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,582
THE ETERNAL QUADRANGLE,
DON'T IT?
301
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,083
YOU CERTAINLY
HELPED MATTERS
302
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,818
WITH THAT CALL
ON THELMA LOU.
303
00:13:46,851 --> 00:13:48,052
WELL, DAD-BURN IT
304
00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:50,154
I STILL THINK I WAS
DOING THE RIGHT THING.
305
00:13:50,188 --> 00:13:52,724
SHE'S JUST USING THAT
TO MAKE BARNEY JEALOUS.
306
00:13:52,757 --> 00:13:53,858
UH-OH.
307
00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:54,993
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
308
00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:56,961
HERE COMES THELMA LOU.
309
00:13:56,995 --> 00:13:59,631
YOU BETTER HAVE
A TALK WITH HER.
310
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:00,799
I FIGURE TO.
311
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:04,603
HI, ANDY.
312
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,605
HELLO, ELLIE.
313
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,607
Andy:
THELMA LOU.
314
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,209
THELMA LOU, I WANT
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
315
00:14:11,242 --> 00:14:14,145
HOW COME YOU TOLD BARNEY
I CALLED ON YOU?
316
00:14:14,178 --> 00:14:15,747
WELL, YOU
DIDN'T WANT
317
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,782
TO KEEP IT A
SECRET, DID YOU?
318
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,150
HOW WOULD THAT LOOK?
319
00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:21,853
WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE
BARNEY'S MISUNDERSTOOD
320
00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,522
THE NATURE
OF THAT VISIT
321
00:14:23,555 --> 00:14:25,990
AND IT ALSO SEEMS LIKE
YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE
322
00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:28,026
ENCOURAGING
THAT MISUNDERSTANDING.
323
00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:29,494
NOW, AM I RIGHT?
324
00:14:29,528 --> 00:14:30,995
WHY, ANDY,
ALL I DID WAS...
325
00:14:31,029 --> 00:14:32,230
[ DOOR OPENING ]
326
00:14:38,102 --> 00:14:39,671
UH, WELL...
327
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,072
I'D BETTER
BE GOING.
328
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:43,908
BYE, ALL.
329
00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:46,545
BYE, ANDY.
330
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,683
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
"BYE, ANDY."
331
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,217
THAT WAS
FOR YOUR BENEFIT.
332
00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:54,953
CAN'T YOU SEE
WHAT SHE'S DOING?
333
00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:56,254
OH, NO, DON'T.
334
00:14:56,287 --> 00:14:57,656
THERE'S NO POINT
335
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,558
IN PLAYING OUT
THIS FARCE ANY LONGER.
336
00:14:59,591 --> 00:15:00,825
WHAT?
337
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,927
YOU BETTER
GET YOURSELF
ANOTHER DEPUTY.
338
00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:05,096
I'LL JUST STEP OUT
OF THE PICTURE.
339
00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:15,540
THAT POOR, SORROWFUL FELLA.
340
00:15:15,574 --> 00:15:20,244
HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES
YOU'VE STOLEN HER AWAY FROM HIM.
341
00:15:20,278 --> 00:15:23,247
LORD, I WISHED I HADN'T
HAVE NEVER GOT INTO THIS.
342
00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:25,116
OH, I WAS JUST AMAZED
343
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,251
WHEN HE WALKED IN
PLAYING CASANOVA.
344
00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:28,853
OH, BARNEY'S DIFFERENT.
345
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,121
YOU JUST CALL HIS BLUFF
346
00:15:30,154 --> 00:15:31,990
MAYBE WINK AT HIM
A COUPLE OF TIMES
347
00:15:32,023 --> 00:15:33,592
AND I GUARANTEE YOU
348
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,259
HE'D RUN LIKE
A SCARED RABBIT.
349
00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:39,731
SAY, THAT'S NOT
A BAD IDEA.
350
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,132
WHAT?
351
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,267
SUPPOSING I DO
MAKE THE RABBIT RUN.
352
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:45,604
MAYBE YOU COULD WORK
THE SAME TRICK
353
00:15:45,637 --> 00:15:47,138
ON YOUR LITTLE BUNNY.
354
00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:48,607
THELMA LOU?
355
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,141
OH, YOU MEAN MAYBE
356
00:15:50,174 --> 00:15:52,877
IF WE GET BOTH
OUR RABBITS TO RUN
357
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,147
WHY, MAYBE THEY'D RUN
RIGHT INTO ONE ANOTHER.
358
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,849
MIGHT JUST.
359
00:15:57,882 --> 00:16:00,318
WELL, ELLIE MAY,
I SAY, BEHIND
THAT PRETTY FACE
360
00:16:00,351 --> 00:16:02,621
YOU GOT AN AWFUL
HANDSOME BRAIN.
361
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,895
WHY, ANDY.
362
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,163
HELLO, THELMA LOU.
363
00:16:12,196 --> 00:16:14,766
COULD I, UH, TALK
WITH YOU FOR A SPELL?
364
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,167
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
365
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,769
COME ON IN.
366
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,270
WOULDN'T THE PORCH SWING
367
00:16:19,303 --> 00:16:21,906
BE A LITTLE MORE,
UH... COZY?
368
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,775
YES, I GUESS IT WOULD.
369
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,046
SAY, LOVELY DAY,
ISN'T IT?
370
00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:29,648
MM-HMM.
371
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:39,658
UM, WHAT WAS IT YOU
WANTED TO SAY, ANDY?
372
00:16:39,691 --> 00:16:43,728
CAN'T YOU... GUESS?
373
00:16:43,762 --> 00:16:45,029
NO.
374
00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:47,331
IT'S ABOUT YESTERDAY.
375
00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:49,333
I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING
376
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:51,836
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
377
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,940
WE CAN NO MORE
STOP THE FATES
378
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,009
THAN WE CAN
THE OCEAN'S TIDE
379
00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,644
OR THE SUN
AND THE MOON.
380
00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:00,779
WHAT?
381
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,046
OH, I KNOW
382
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,748
WHEN I CAME
TO CALL YESTERDAY
383
00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:05,684
I CAME TO SPEAK
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
384
00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,085
YES?
385
00:17:07,118 --> 00:17:08,419
AND THEN
386
00:17:08,452 --> 00:17:11,355
FICKLE FATE
TOOK OVER.
387
00:17:11,389 --> 00:17:12,791
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
388
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,025
OH, I'VE TRIED.
389
00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:17,028
I'VE TRIED...
BUT I CAN'T FIGHT IT.
390
00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:19,831
THELMA LOU...
391
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,700
YOU AND ME
ARE STAR-CROSSED.
392
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:23,101
ANDY!
393
00:17:23,134 --> 00:17:25,970
OH, I KNOW I SAID A LOT
ABOUT SPEAKING FOR BARNEY
394
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,706
BUT THAT WAS A PRETENSE.
395
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:31,242
I WANTED TO SPEAK FOR ME,
BUT I DIDN'T DARE.
396
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,111
WELL, NOW, I DO DARE.
397
00:17:33,144 --> 00:17:35,814
I AM SPEAKING FOR ME.
398
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:41,686
THELMA LOU,
I WANT YOU FOR MY OWN.
399
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,421
YOU CALLED FOR ME,
ELLIE?
400
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,089
OH, THAT'S
RIGHT, BARNEY.
401
00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:47,091
THIS IS PROBABLY
MY LAST OFFICIAL ACT
402
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,827
AS PEACE OFFICER
IN MAYBERRY.
403
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,729
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE--
VANDALISM?
404
00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:52,831
BEING MY LAST,
I HOPE IT'S A GOODY.
405
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,699
COME ON IN THE BACK.
406
00:18:00,404 --> 00:18:02,841
IT'S NOT
AN OFFICIAL CALL, BARNEY.
407
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,843
HUH?
408
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,745
YOU CAN PUT THAT AWAY.
409
00:18:06,778 --> 00:18:10,314
I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU
ABOUT, UH, YESTERDAY
410
00:18:10,348 --> 00:18:11,950
THE THINGS YOU SAID.
411
00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:14,753
OH... THEM.
412
00:18:14,786 --> 00:18:16,154
WELL, I'M SORRY.
413
00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:18,156
OH, DON'T BE. SAY THEM AGAIN.
414
00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:19,958
HUH?
415
00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:21,125
PLEASE?
416
00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:26,164
UH, WELL, YEAH...
417
00:18:26,197 --> 00:18:28,733
BUT WHEN I SAID
'EM YESTERDAY
418
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,735
YOU SAID I WAS
BEING JUVENILE.
419
00:18:30,769 --> 00:18:32,036
OH, I WAS WRONG.
420
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,138
IT WAS I
WHO WAS A JUVENILE
421
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,174
A FRIGHTENED
LITTLE GIRL.
422
00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:37,909
FRIGHTENED?
423
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:41,145
AFRAID TO ACCEPT THE DREAM
THAT WAS OFFERED TO ME.
424
00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:42,747
BUT NOW IT'S
DIFFERENT?
425
00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:44,783
AS DIFFERENT
AS NIGHT AND DAY.
426
00:18:44,816 --> 00:18:47,018
YESTERDAY,
YOU WERE BARNEY FIFE
427
00:18:47,051 --> 00:18:49,754
JUST A GOOD FRIEND.
428
00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:52,757
BUT TODAY I REALIZE
YOU'RE NOT JUST A FRIEND.
429
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,158
NOT A FRIEND?
430
00:18:54,192 --> 00:18:56,260
NO.
431
00:18:56,294 --> 00:18:58,897
YOU'RE THE MAN I WANT
432
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:02,300
AND WITH YOUR HAIR THE WAY
IT WAS YESTERDAY.
433
00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:08,873
N-N-NOW, NOW, NOW,
NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW...
434
00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:11,175
ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU
THINK THIS OVER?
435
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:13,244
TAKE A LITTLE TIME.
436
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,880
LOVE DON'T HOLD
A STOPWATCH.
437
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,482
SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW
438
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:21,319
SOMEONE WANTED US
TO BE TOGETHER.
439
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:22,353
WHAT FOR?
440
00:19:24,823 --> 00:19:26,190
YOU DID?
441
00:19:26,224 --> 00:19:28,192
YES, AND I'LL
DO IT AGAIN.
442
00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:29,760
ANDY TAYLOR!
443
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,432
ELLIE WALKER!
444
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,102
OH!
445
00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:43,507
REALLY, ELLIE,
HE DID? HUH?
446
00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:46,911
OH, I WISH YOU
COULD HAVE SEEN HER
447
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:51,049
GET UP OFF OF THAT SWING
AND RUN IN THAT HOUSE
448
00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:53,017
AND SLAM THAT DOOR!
449
00:19:53,051 --> 00:19:54,418
UH, YEAH. I'LL, UH...
450
00:19:54,452 --> 00:19:56,888
[ softly ]:
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
451
00:19:56,921 --> 00:19:58,422
HERE COMES BARNEY.
452
00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:01,425
OH, HOWDY.
HOWDY, THERE, BARNEY.
453
00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:03,995
GOLLY. YOU LOOK
ALL SHOOK UP.
454
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,396
WHERE YOU BEEN?
455
00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:06,898
ANDY?
456
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:08,299
HUH?
457
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:12,270
UH, I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...
458
00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:14,205
WELL, YOU'RE MY FRIEND
459
00:20:14,238 --> 00:20:17,008
AND... YOU'VE GOT
A RIGHT TO KNOW.
460
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,509
KNOW ABOUT WHAT?
461
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:21,279
IT'S ABOUT ELLIE.
462
00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:23,481
ELLIE?
463
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,850
YOU BETTER
SIT BACK, PAL.
464
00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:28,519
THIS COULD BE A JOLT.
465
00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:31,122
[ CLEARS THROAT ]:
WELL, NOW, UH...
466
00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:33,524
I GUESS THAT YOU...
YOU FIGURE THAT
467
00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:36,394
ELLIE'S KIND OF...
KIND OF SWEET ON YOU.
468
00:20:36,427 --> 00:20:38,429
BUT, UH... WELL, UH...
469
00:20:38,462 --> 00:20:40,098
I GOT TO TELL YOU
470
00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:42,500
THAT IT-IT-IT
JUST AIN'T SO.
471
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,135
NO?
472
00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:46,905
I'VE JUST COME
473
00:20:46,938 --> 00:20:48,439
FROM HER ARMS.
474
00:20:48,472 --> 00:20:49,908
YOU?
475
00:20:49,941 --> 00:20:51,275
I'M SORRY, ANDY
476
00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,978
BUT YOU JUST
GOT TO FACE THE FACT THAT...
477
00:20:54,012 --> 00:20:57,181
WELL, I'M THE ONE
SHE'S SWEET ON.
478
00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,151
OH, I-I KNOW
I OUGHT TO BE HAPPY.
479
00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:01,652
I GOT BACK AT YOU
480
00:21:01,685 --> 00:21:04,588
AND STOLE YOUR GIRL
AWAY FROM YOU
481
00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:08,126
BUT, WELL, SOMEHOW
IT JUST DON'T MAKE ME HAPPY.
482
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,061
IT'S A HOLLOW VICTORY.
483
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,165
I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
484
00:21:14,198 --> 00:21:17,535
I'M SORRY
FOR THIS WHOLE UGLY MESS.
485
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,917
BARNEY...
486
00:21:32,951 --> 00:21:34,285
HE'S IN THERE.
487
00:21:34,318 --> 00:21:36,654
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM.
488
00:21:36,687 --> 00:21:38,990
IT'S YOU I WANT.
489
00:21:39,023 --> 00:21:40,992
Y-YOU WANT ME?
490
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,095
[ CHUCKLING ]
491
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:47,331
WELL, YOU'RE-YOU'RE
THE SECOND ONE TODAY.
492
00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:50,068
BARNEY, SOMETHING
HAPPENED A WHILE AGO
493
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,336
THAT-THAT BROUGHT ME
TO MY SENSES.
494
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:53,604
YEAH?
495
00:21:53,637 --> 00:21:56,941
BARNEY, NOW...
NOW DON'T BE ANGRY
496
00:21:56,975 --> 00:22:00,244
BUT I MADE UP THAT
WHOLE THING WITH ANDY
497
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,146
JUST TO GET YOU JEALOUS.
498
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:03,514
YOU-YOU DID?
499
00:22:03,547 --> 00:22:07,952
WHETHER YOU SWEET-TALK
ME OR NOT, BARNEY
500
00:22:07,986 --> 00:22:09,520
IT'S YOU I WANT.
501
00:22:09,553 --> 00:22:11,322
[ CHUCKLING ]
502
00:22:11,355 --> 00:22:14,025
[ CLEARS THROAT ]:
WELL, YOU KNOW...
503
00:22:14,058 --> 00:22:17,161
IT'S, UH, IT'S FUNNY
THAT YOU SHOULD SAY THAT.
504
00:22:17,195 --> 00:22:18,496
IT IS?
505
00:22:18,529 --> 00:22:20,231
YEAH. BECAUSE, WELL...
506
00:22:20,264 --> 00:22:24,135
SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME, TOO,
A LITTLE WHILE AGO...
507
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:27,171
SOMETHING THAT I...
I THOUGHT I WANTED TO HAPPEN
508
00:22:27,205 --> 00:22:29,207
BUT, WELL, WHEN IT HAPPENED...
509
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,110
[ chuckling ]:
WHY... NOTHING HAPPENED.
510
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,544
NOTHING?
511
00:22:33,577 --> 00:22:37,748
NO. IT-IT COME TO ME
THEN THAT...
512
00:22:37,781 --> 00:22:41,485
WELL, YOU'RE... YOU'RE
THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME.
513
00:22:41,519 --> 00:22:44,222
OH, BARNEY...
514
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:47,691
POOR OLD ANDY.
515
00:22:47,725 --> 00:22:52,430
WELL... SOME OF US GOT IT,
SOME OF US AIN'T.
516
00:22:59,803 --> 00:23:02,340
ELLIE?
517
00:23:02,373 --> 00:23:04,275
LOOKS LIKE WE DID IT.
518
00:23:04,308 --> 00:23:09,047
YEAH. ROMEO AND JULIET
JUST WALKED OFF ARM IN ARM.
519
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,051
* OH, LIL' LIZA
520
00:23:13,084 --> 00:23:14,452
* LIL' LIZA JANE
521
00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:16,220
* OH, LIL' LIZA
522
00:23:16,254 --> 00:23:17,488
* LIL' LIZA JANE
523
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,223
* OH, LIL' LIZA
524
00:23:19,257 --> 00:23:20,624
* LIL' LIZA JANE
525
00:23:20,658 --> 00:23:22,393
* OH, LIL' LIZA
526
00:23:22,426 --> 00:23:25,163
* LIL' LIZA JANE
527
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:26,164
EXTRA GOOD!
528
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:27,631
I LOVE THEM FAST ONES LIKE THAT.
529
00:23:27,665 --> 00:23:29,667
I THINK I'M GOING TO GET US
A SNACK.
530
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,668
OH, GOOD IDEA!
531
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,470
GOOD IDEA, ELLIE.
532
00:23:32,503 --> 00:23:34,505
YEAH, A LITTLE SNACK
WILL GO GOOD RIGHT NOW.
533
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,607
A LITTLE SNACK
NEVER HURT NOBODY.
534
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,144
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEE! YEAH, BOY!
535
00:23:40,178 --> 00:23:41,745
MM!
536
00:23:41,779 --> 00:23:45,816
UH, DON'T YOU THINK YOU BETTER
HELP ELLIE IN THE KITCHEN?
537
00:23:45,849 --> 00:23:48,652
NO, SHE DOES VERY WELL
BY HERSELF.
538
00:23:48,686 --> 00:23:50,288
[ CHUCKLING ]
539
00:23:50,321 --> 00:23:51,489
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
540
00:23:51,522 --> 00:23:55,593
[ SIGHS ] BOY.
541
00:24:00,531 --> 00:24:02,032
HMM?
542
00:24:06,537 --> 00:24:10,374
OH, UH, LET ME, UH, LET ME GIVE
YOU A HAND, ELINOR.
543
00:24:14,612 --> 00:24:16,514
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WELL, THELMA LOU,
544
00:24:16,547 --> 00:24:19,150
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME
ARE ALONE TOGETHER AT LAST.
545
00:24:19,183 --> 00:24:21,819
MM-HMM.
546
00:24:23,454 --> 00:24:25,123
HEY, BARNEY,
YOU WANT SOME PIE?
547
00:24:25,156 --> 00:24:28,692
YEAH, PIE IS FINE.
FINE.
548
00:24:28,726 --> 00:24:29,860
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
549
00:24:29,893 --> 00:24:34,098
WELL, WHERE WERE WE?
OH, YEAH.
550
00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:36,634
YOU WANT SOME CHEESE
ON YOUR PIE?
551
00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:39,137
YEAH.
CHEESE IS FINE.
552
00:24:44,742 --> 00:24:46,510
YOU WANT CREAM AND SUGAR
IN YOUR COFFEE?
553
00:24:46,544 --> 00:24:49,413
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, CREAM AND
SUGAR AND PIE AND CHEESE,
554
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:52,250
AND I'LL GET IT MYSELF.
555
00:24:56,554 --> 00:24:58,656
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