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HOWDY, FLOYD.
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU
GOT THERE?
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WELL, IT'S GETTIN' CLOSE
TO FOUNDER'S DAY AGAIN.
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CAN I PUT YOU DOWN
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FOR A LITTLE AD
IN THE PROGRAM?
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HAVE I GOT A CHOICE?
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WELL, IT'S FOR
A GOOD CAUSE.
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UH, I'LL MAKE IT
THE USUAL:
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"COMPLIMENTS OF
FLOYD'S TONSORIAL PARLOR."
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IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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WELL, I KINDA THOUGHT
THIS TIME, ANDY
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THAT I'D LIKE
TO ADD SOMETHING
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A LITTLE SLOGAN.
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YEAH?
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I MADE IT UP MYSELF.
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"BEST CLIP JOINT IN TOWN."
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THAT'S CLEVER.
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OH, I JUST
WANTED TO
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LIVEN UP THE
FESTIVITIES.
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WHAT'S IT GONNA BE
THIS YEAR, ANDY
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THE USUAL STREET DANCE?
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OH, YEAH,
WE'LL HAVE A STREET DANCE
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AND THE BOOTH SALES
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AND THE PIE-EATIN' CONTEST
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AND THE WHITE ELEPHANT SALE
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AND FREE WATERMELONS,
SUCH AS THAT.
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SURE DO WISH WE COULD
THINK UP A NEW IDEA
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FOR THE GRAND FINALE, THOUGH.
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I DECLARE,
FOLKS ARE GETTIN' TIRED
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OF THE MAYOR'S WIFE
RIDIN' OUT ON THAT HORSE
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AND SINGIN'
ALL THAT OPERA STUFF.
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WELL, IT'S NOT BAD.
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IT AIN'T?
I DECLARE
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IF YOU WASN'T LOOKIN'
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YOU COULDN'T TELL
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WHETHER IT WAS
HER SINGIN'
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OR THE HORSE WHINNYIN'.
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OH, WHY...
HELLO, MAYOR.
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WELL, I GUESS
I BETTER GET BACK
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TO, UH, COLLECTIN'.
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NOW WAIT A MINUTE,
HOLD ON THERE.
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EVERYBODY CERTAINLY IS LOOKIN'
FORWARD TO YOUR WIFE'S SONG.
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WELL, I'M NOT.
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YOU MEAN, UH...
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YOU'D LIKE
A NEW GRAND FINALE, TOO?
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ANDY, IF SHE RIDES
OUT ON THAT HORSE
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AND LIGHTS INTO HOLLERIN'
ONE MORE TIME
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I'M GONNA BUST A GUSSET.
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HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO BRING THAT UP
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AT THE COUNCIL MEETIN'
THIS AFTERNOON?
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NOT ONLY WOULD I LIKE TO,
I INSIST.
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WELL, I'LL SEE YA THEN.
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GOOD LUCK AT HOME.
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OOP! I'VE GOT IT!
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HOW ABOUT FIREWORKS?
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THAT ALWAYS MAKES FOR
A SLAM-BANG FINISH.
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SAY, THAT'S
A TERRIFIC IDEA, FLOYD.
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THAT'S THE BEST IDEA
WE'VE HAD YET.
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THANK YOU.
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THERE'S JUST
ONE PROBLEM, MAYOR.
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IF WE USE
THE FIREWORKS NOW
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WON'T THAT TAKE
THE EDGE OFF
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THE FOURTH OF JULY
CELEBRATION?
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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THAT WOULD TAKE IT OFF.
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NO, BAD IDEA, FLOYD.
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T
LIKE THAT IDEA
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I GOT ANOTHER IDEA.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW
WE ALWAYS DO A PAGEANT
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SHOWING THE FOUNDING
OF MAYBERRY?
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WELL, HOW ABOUT
WITH THAT
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WE ALSO HAVE
A BEAUTY PAGEANT?
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BEAUTY PAGEANT--
YOU MEAN, WITH GIRLS?
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UH, WELL, THEY HELP.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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WELL...
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Andy:
WELL, THAT SOUNDS
PRETTY GOOD.
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THAT SOUNDS
REAL CUTE.
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IT'S AN OUTSTANDING
IDEA, YEAH.
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Ellie:
THAT WOULD BE
KIND OF FUN.
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THAT'S THE BEST IDEA YET,
A BEAUTY PAGEANT.
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THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA, FLOYD.
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THEN IT'S AGREED,
WE'LL HAVE A BEAUTY PAGEANT
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TO SELECT A "MISS MAYBERRY."
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YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
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FINE, FINE.
AND NOW WE GET DOWN
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TO THE IMPORTANT MATTER
OF SELECTING A JUDGE.
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AND I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL AGREE
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HE MUST BE FAIR-MINDED,
IMPARTIAL
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AND A MAN OF SOUND JUDGMENT.
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I KNOW JUST
THE MAN, MAYOR.
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A MAN WHO IS SINGLE
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AND THEREFORE CAN BE
COMPLETELY IMPARTIAL.
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A MAN WHO CAN APPRECIATE
TRUE BEAUTY.
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A MAN OF SENSITIVITY,
TASTE, MATURE JUDGMENT.
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I HEREBY NOMINATE
SUCH A MAN--
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SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR.
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[ AGREEING ENTHUSIASTICALLY ]
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THAT'S THE MAN FOR IT!
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THAT'S THE ONE RIGHT THERE!
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WELL NOW, FOLKS
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I MEAN, I DON'T THINK
I'M QUALIFIED.
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GOLLY, I, I THINK
ALL GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL.
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[ ALL LAUGHING ]
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WELL, MISS WALKER
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I CERTAINLY DO WANT
TO THANK YOU
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FOR THAT NOMINATION.
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THAT WAS MIGHTY GENEROUS.
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DON'T MENTION IT,
SHERIFF.
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IT'S NO MORE
THAN YOU DESERVE.
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JUST HOPE IT WON'T
BE TOO OBVIOUS.
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WHAT?
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IT DON'T HAVE TO BE, THOUGH.
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YOU JUST DO THE RIGHT THING
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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LOOK SURPRISED.
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WHAT?!
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JUST LIKE YOU'RE
DOING RIGHT NOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
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OH, COME ON NOW, ELLIE.
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NOW, YOU CAN FOOL THE MAYOR
AND THE REST OF 'EM
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BUT I KNOW WHAT
YOU HAD IN MIND.
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AND IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT,
I'LL PICK YOU.
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UH, JUST A MINUTE.
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ARE YOU IMPLYING
THAT I SUGGESTED YOU
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AS JUDGE FOR
THE BEAUTY CONTEST
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IN ORDER TO MAKE ME
THE WINNER?
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YEAH, YEAH. NOW,
IF ANYBODY ASKS YOU
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SAY IT JUST LIKE THAT!
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AND YOU THINK THAT'S
WHY I NOMINATED YOU?
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OF ALL THE NERVE.
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OF ALL THE UNMITIGATED GALL!
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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IF YOU THINK
THAT'S WHY
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I SUGGESTED YOU
AS JUDGE
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YOU'VE GOT LESS BRAINS
THAN I GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR
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YOU HORRID,
SUSPICIOUS-MINDED
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MISTRUSTFUL, CYNIC!
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OH, THAT WAS A GOOD STORY,
ELLIE.
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TELL ME ANOTHER ONE.
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I HAD NO INTENTION OF
ENTERING THAT BEAUTY CONTEST,
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AND EVEN IF I DID,
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THE MERE IDEA
THAT I WANTED YOU JUDGE
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IN ORDER TO MAKE ME
THE WINNER
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IS THE LOWEST, MEANEST, FOULEST
ACCUSATION I EVER HEARD.
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AND YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF
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FOR EVEN THINKING SUCH A THING,
JUDGE TAYLOR!
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ELLIE, I --
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GIRL REALLY DOES TELL
SOME FUNNY STORIES.
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AND I THOUGHT I WAS DOING
THE RIGHT THING, AUNT BEE,
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BUT, GOLLY, SHE TURNED ON ME
LIKE A SWARM OF GEESE.
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OH, WELL, ANDY, EVEN IF A THING
LIKE THAT WAS TRUE,
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
SAID ANYTHING TO HER.
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WHERE IS YOUR TACT?
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SHE STILL HAD NO REASON
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TO GET SO HOPPIN' MAD.
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WELL, BETTER GET HER
INTO THE CONTEST
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OR YOU'LL HAVE A TIME
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FINDING A LIKELY
MISS MAYBERRY.
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HOW DO I DO THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IT JUST DOESN'T
SEEM RIGHT
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ELLIE NOT BEING
IN A BEAUTY CONTEST
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SUCH A PRETTY GIRL.
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I NEVER PASSED UP ONE
WHEN I WAS HER AGE.
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GOSH, AUNT BEE,
I BET IF THIS CONTEST
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WAS THREE OR FOUR YEARS AGO,
YOU COULD WIN IT.
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OH, NOW, OPIE, COME ALONG.
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[ KNOCKING AT DOOR ]
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WONDER WHO THAT CAN BE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHY, HENRIETTA SWANSON
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WHAT BRINGS YOU OVER HERE
AT THIS HOUR?!
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OH, HELLO, JUDGE!
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[ LAUGHING
PLEASANTLY ]
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OH, I JUST CAME OVER
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TO BORROW
A CUP OF SUGAR.
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YOU WALKED CLEAR ACROSS
TOWN JUST FOR THAT?
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OH, WE DIDN'T MIND.
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"WE"?
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COME IN, DARLENE.
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DARLENE,
YOU WALK IN
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AND GET THE SUGAR.
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YES, MAMA.
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DARLENE, THE KITCHEN'S
RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
GROPIN' FOR.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HER, PAW?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW, OPIE.
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GUESS SHE'S JUST ONE
OF THOSE GIRLS
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THAT'S GOT A PECULIAR HITCH
IN HER GIT-A-LONG.
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HENRIETTA, WHY DON'T
YOU SIT DOWN?
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WELL, YEAH,
YOU MUST BE TIRED
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WALKIN' CLEAR ACROSS TOWN
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FOR A CUP OF SUGAR.
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OH, I NEVER GET TIRED
WHEN I'M OUT WALKIN'
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WITH MY AWARD-WINNIN'
DAUGHTER.
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AWARD-WINNIN'?
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SHE'S BEEN GOING
TO MISS WELLINGTON'S
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SCHOOL FOR GIRLS--
IN RALEIGH.
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OH!
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SHE WAS VOTED
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"YOUNG LADY MOST LIKELY
TO BECOME CHARMIN'."
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WELL, SAY, BECOMIN' CHARMIN'
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NOW THAT IS SOMETHING
TO LOOK FORWARD TO, AIN'T IT?
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WE THINK MISS WELLINGTON'S
DONE WONDERS FOR DARLENE.
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DO YOU KNOW, AT THE AGE OF 19
SHE'S LOST ALL HER BABY FAT?
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I NOTICED THAT.
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I NOTICED THAT RIGHT OFF
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WHEN SHE COME IN
THROUGH THE DOOR THERE.
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I SAYS TO MYSELF, I SAYS,
"THAT DARLENE'S KNEES
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AIN'T NEAR AS PUFFY
AS THEY USED TO BE."
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MAMA, I FOUND
THE SUGAR.
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OH, ISN'T
SHE CHARMIN'?
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I CAN'T HARDLY
STAND IT.
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OH, I JUST HAPPENED
TO THINK.
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AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE
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WE MIGHT AS WELL
SIGN DARLENE UP
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FOR THE CONTEST.
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WELL, NOW,
THE MAYOR'S DOIN' THAT.
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I'M JUST THE JUDGE.
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OH, THEN WE'LL GO
SEE THE MAYOR.
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COME ALONG, DARLENE.
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MAMA, DO WE STILL HAVE
TO TAKE THE SUGAR?
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COME, DEAR.
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WHY, BARBARA SUE!
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HELLO, ANDY!
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HERE'S THE PEAT MOSS
YOU ORDERED
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FROM MY DADDY'S STORE.
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SINCE WHEN DID YOU
START DELIVERIN'?
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I JUST HAPPENED TO BE
PASSING BY.
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AND I THOUGHT
I'D SAVE DADDY A TRIP.
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WELL!
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WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY NICE,
BARBARA SUE.
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HERE, LET ME TAKE IT.
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00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:52,932
OH, IT'S NOT HEAVY.
236
00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,670
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT?
237
00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,372
IN THE SHED--
IT'S THROUGH THE KITCHEN.
238
00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,108
OH, ALL RIGHTY.
239
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:15,021
WELL, I CAN'T GIVE HER MUCH
FOR PRETTY, BUT, I DECLARE
240
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,723
I GOT TO GIVE HER POINTS
FOR MUSCLES.
241
00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,392
WELL, THAT'S TWO CONTESTANTS.
242
00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,062
CAN'T BRAG ON
EITHER ONE OF 'EM, MUCH.
243
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,765
I KNOW WHO OUGHT TO WIN
244
00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:28,200
IF YOU WANT TO CHOOSE
THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN.
245
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,201
WHO?
246
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,703
MARY WIGGINS.
247
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,971
MARY WIGGINS?
248
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,273
SHE'S THE PRETTIEST GIRL
IN THE FIRST GRADE.
249
00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:35,374
OH, SHE IS?
250
00:09:35,407 --> 00:09:37,209
YEAH, SHE'S GOT FRECKLES
AND BRAIDS
251
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,445
AND A BANDAGE ON HER KNEE
AND A TOOTH OUT
252
00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,380
AND ALL THE BOYS
IN THE FIRST GRADE
253
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:42,715
ARE CRAZY ABOUT HER.
254
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,316
I CAN UNDERSTAND,
SHE SOUNDS WOW.
255
00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,317
I THINK YOU BETTER
256
00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,819
GET ELLIE
IN THIS CONTEST.
257
00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,454
IT'LL SOLVE ALL
OF YOUR PROBLEMS.
258
00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:50,056
[ RINGS ]
259
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,024
HELLO?
260
00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,960
YES, MA'AM,
YOU HEARD RIGHT.
261
00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,161
I'M A-JUDGIN' IT.
262
00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,763
I STILL SAY,
GET ELLIE.
263
00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,330
UH, YES, MA'AM.
264
00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,199
YOU OUGHT TO
LOOK AT MARY WIGGINS
265
00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:01,734
BEFORE YOU TURN HER DOWN.
266
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,902
[ KNOCKING AT DOOR ]
267
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,436
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
GET ELLIE!
268
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,073
WHAT ABOUT MARY, PAW?
269
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,908
IS THIS THE WAY
IT'S GONNA TO BE?
270
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,943
LORD, WHAT DID I GET INTO?
271
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,312
YES, MA'AM.
272
00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:15,748
YES, YES, MA'AM.
273
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,386
WELL, I DON'T CARE
274
00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,454
IF YOU VOTED FOR ME
FOR SHERIFF, OR NOT.
275
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:25,391
I'LL NOT PROMISE TO CROWN
YOUR DAUGHTER MISS MAYBERRY.
276
00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,126
JUST ENTER HER IN THE CONTEST.
277
00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:29,428
EVERYBODY'S ELIGIBLE, YOU KNOW.
278
00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:30,462
NO, MA'AM.
279
00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:31,964
IF YOUR DAUGHTER'S WORTHY
280
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:32,965
I'LL PICK HER.
281
00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,100
IF NOT, I WON'T.
282
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,002
IF YOU'LL 'SCUSE
ME, I'M KINDA BUSY.
283
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:39,338
THERE'S MORE TO SHERIFFIN' THAN
JUST JUDGIN' A BEAUTY CONTEST.
284
00:10:39,371 --> 00:10:40,773
'BYE, MA'AM.
285
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,243
THAT'S THE 14th CALL
I'VE HAD TODAY
286
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,212
ONLY ONE'S BEEN
SHERIFFIN' BUSINESS.
287
00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,347
NOT TO MENTION A PARADE
OF PROUD MAMAS
288
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,883
COMIN' IN WITH
THEIR LITTLE DARLIN'S ALL DAY.
289
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,252
NOW, DON'T YOU LET 'EM
PUSH YOU AROUND, ANDY.
290
00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:54,286
YOU'RE THE JUDGE.
291
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,855
YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND.
292
00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:57,523
MY WIFE AND I WERE JUST TALKING.
293
00:10:57,556 --> 00:11:00,426
"ANDY'S GOT TO MAKE A FREE,
FAIR CHOICE," WE SAID.
294
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:03,963
WELL, NOW, THAT'S A BREATH OF
FRESH AIR, I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
295
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,898
YOU WON'T GET ANY PRESSURE
FROM US.
296
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,367
WE DON'T CARE WHICH
OF OUR DAUGHTERS YOU PICK.
297
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:14,306
WELL, NOW THAT LEAVES THE FIELD
WIDE OPEN, DON'T IT?
298
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,276
WHY NOT? I GOT FAITH
THAT YOU'LL MAKE A GOOD CHOICE.
299
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,278
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
YOU GOT THE JOB.
300
00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,312
DON'T LET 'EM
301
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,313
PUSH YOU AROUND.
302
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,348
MAYOR!
303
00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,349
YOU'RE THE ONE.
304
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,350
YOU GOT IT.
305
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:25,184
TAKE CARE OF IT.
306
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:32,524
SARAH? SARAH, GET ME
WALKER'S DRUG STORE.
307
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,193
JUDGIN' A BEAUTY CONTEST.
308
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,896
I MUST OF BEEN OUT
OF MY EVER LOVIN' MIND.
309
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:37,997
UH, ELLIE, ELLIE.
310
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,131
THIS IS ANDY.
311
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,100
UH, ELLIE, FIRST,
I WANT TO SAY
312
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,970
THAT, THAT I'M SORRY
FOR ACCUSING YOU UNJUSTLY.
313
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,404
NOW, I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT
314
00:11:45,437 --> 00:11:48,140
AND, SECOND, I WISHED YOU'D
CHANGE YOUR MIND
315
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,242
ABOUT ENTERING
THIS BEAUTY CONTEST.
316
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,578
'CAUSE IT'LL MAKE IT
A WHOLE LOT EASIER
317
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,146
FOR ME TO PICK A WINNER
318
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,916
AFTER SOME, SOME OF THE
CANDIDATES I'VE SEEN.
319
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,484
AND THIRD, HELLO?
320
00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,318
HELLO?
321
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,156
WELL, THANKS A LOT,
MISS LADY DRUGGIST.
322
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,026
NOW, YOU JUST WAIT TILL
YOU WANT A FAVOR FROM ME
323
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,028
AND SEE IF I COME
AND HELP YOU OUT.
324
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,963
OH, 'BYE, ELLIE.
325
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:14,133
WELL, MISS...
MISS BISHOP.
326
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,334
HELLO, ANDY.
327
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,569
ANDY, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
FOR A LONG TIME.
328
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,971
COULD I TALK TO YOU?
329
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,339
WELL, CERTAINLY.
330
00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,308
IT'S ABOUT
THAT BEAUTY CONTEST.
331
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:25,411
UH, MISS BISHOP, YOU
DON'T WANT ME TO PICK YOU
332
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,313
MISS MAYBERRY, TOO, DO YOU?
333
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,616
FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
ANDY, NO.
334
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,452
I THOUGHT I COULD HELP.
HELP OUT?
335
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:35,054
I'VE DONE IT IN THE PAST.
336
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,589
I COULD HELP PUT ON
THE FOUNDER'S DAY PAGEANT
337
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:40,392
I COULD MAKE COSTUMES
AND ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
338
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:44,330
WELL, MISS BISHOP, THAT IS
A REAL GENEROUS OFFER.
339
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:45,464
HELLO, ANDY.
340
00:12:45,497 --> 00:12:46,899
OH, HOWDY, FLOYD.
341
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,168
I'M GOING TO DO MY PART
FOR FOUNDER'S DAY.
342
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,569
I'M GOING
TO WRITE A SONG.
343
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,071
A SONG?
344
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,406
A SPECIAL SONG
TO BE SUNG TO MISS MAYBERRY.
345
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,144
WELL, FLOYD, I THINK
THAT'S A OUTSTANDIN' IDEA.
346
00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,478
WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
347
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:02,114
AND I'VE ALREADY THOUGHT UP
THE FIRST TWO LINES.
348
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,115
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
349
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,250
HAIL TO THEE
350
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,617
MISS MAYBERRY.
351
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,520
FLOYD, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
GOT THERE?
352
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:12,691
YOU HAVE GOT YOU THE BEGINNINGS
OF A MASTERPIECE.
353
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,927
YOU THINK SO?
I KNOW SO.
354
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,062
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
355
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,097
NOW, I'M GOING
TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT
356
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,698
UNTIL I GET THIS THING
FINISHED.
357
00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:21,667
* HAIL, HAIL TO THEE.
358
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:22,668
* HAIL...
359
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:25,938
YOU REALLY LIKE IT, HUH?
360
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,675
...THIS'LL BE DONE,
THANKS.
361
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,279
OH, TOM, THAT'S WONDERFUL,
THANK YOU.
362
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,514
WHEN I'M IN THE MIDST
OF PRODUCTION
363
00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:37,383
I SURE NEED MY COFFEE.
364
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,952
NOW, READY, EVERYBODY!
365
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,022
STAND A LITTLE
FARTHER BACK, PLEASE.
366
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,423
I CAN SEE SOMEBODY'S FOOT.
367
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,093
NOW, LET'S DO THAT OPENING,
ONCE AGAIN
368
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,594
WITH A LITTLE MORE FEELING.
369
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,130
REMEMBER, THIS IS AN HISTORIC
OCCASION--
370
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,665
THE FOUNDING OF MAYBERRY!
371
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:57,069
READY?
372
00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:02,408
[ PLAYING "RULE BRITANNIA"
VERY SLOWLY ]
373
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,543
HALT!
374
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,581
I SAID, "HALT".
375
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,550
FULL MANY A MILE
HAVE WE TRAVELED
376
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,219
THROUGH SAVAGE WILDERNESS
377
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,587
IN SEARCH OF THAT PROMISED
LAND AND NOW, WE...
378
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,025
OH...
379
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,159
NOW WE'VE FOUND IT.
380
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,028
AHH, NOW WE'VE FOUND IT.
381
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,996
AH, FULL MANY A MILE
HAVE WE TRAVELED
382
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,297
THROUGH SAVAGE WILDERNESS
383
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,066
IN SEARCH OF
THAT PROMISED LAND.
384
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,434
AND NOW, WE HAVE FOUND IT.
385
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:31,537
AND NOW
WE HAVE FOUND IT.
386
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,439
[ softly ]
AND NOW, WE'VE FOUND IT.
387
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,507
[ ALL GROANING ]
388
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,509
COURAGE,
FELLOW WANDERERS
389
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,045
THIS IS OUR LAND.
390
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,612
HERE WILL WE SETTLE.
391
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:44,650
AND I, JOHN MAYBERRY
SHALL PROCLAIM THIS OUR LAND
392
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,785
AND NAME IT AFTER ME:
JOHN!
393
00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:48,020
MAYBERRY!
394
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,056
REJOICE.
395
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:54,093
[ EXASPERATED SIGHS ]
396
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,294
I SAID, "REJOICE"
397
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,329
BUT THEY'RE NOT
REJOICING, MISS BISHOP.
398
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,664
REJOICE, EVERYBODY.
399
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,732
All:
HAIL! HAIL!
400
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,034
RAH!
401
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,236
HAIL, HAIL.
402
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,271
HAIL.
403
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,741
OH, THAT WAS FINE.
404
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,143
FINE.
405
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,212
ANDY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE BACK THERE.
406
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,347
OH, I STOOD BACK THERE
A LITTLE WHILE.
407
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,348
HOWDY, FLOYD.
408
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,416
I DIDN'T KNOW
409
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,251
YOU WAS SUCH
A OUTSTANDIN' ACTOR.
410
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,686
FLOYD HAS
GENEROUSLY CONSENTED
411
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:23,722
TO PLAY THE TITLE ROLE
IN OUR FOUNDER'S DAY PAGEANT.
412
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,224
OH, GOOD!
413
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,059
DON'T TAKE OFF
THOSE COSTUMES.
414
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,427
WE STILL
HAVE WORK TO DO.
415
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,495
BLESS HER HEART.
416
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,497
IT REALLY IS GOIN'
GOOD, FLOYD.
417
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,598
OH, THANK YOU.
418
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,366
I FINISHED MY
MISS MAYBERRY SONG.
419
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,367
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
420
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,203
YES, I DID.
WANT TO HEAR IT?
421
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,338
HERE IT IS.
422
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:44,476
[ to the tune
"O Tannenbaum" ]:
* HAIL TO THEE,
MISS MAYBERRY *
423
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,811
* HAIL TO THEE
424
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,213
* ALL HAIL
425
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,149
* YOUR LOVELINESS,
YOUR MAJESTY *
426
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,819
* BRINGS JOY
TO EVERY MALE *
427
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,188
* ALL HAIL, ALL HAIL
428
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,656
* ALL HAIL,
ALL HAIL *
429
00:15:57,689 --> 00:16:00,526
* ALL HAIL, ALL HAIL
ALL... *
430
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:01,660
YOU LIKE IT?
431
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:03,762
OH, OH! IT'LL GET 'EM
RIGHT HERE.
432
00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:05,531
WHY, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
433
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,599
ANDY, I WANT
TO BE THE ONE
434
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,800
TO SING THAT SONG.
435
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,402
ABSOLUTELY.
436
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,538
I CATCH ANYBODY ELSE
TRYIN' TO SING IT
437
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,440
I'LL HIT 'EM
RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.
438
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,607
THAT IS YOUR SONG.
439
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,543
GOOD. NOW, ANDY
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
440
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,278
I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.
441
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,812
ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD.
442
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,348
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?
443
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,815
YOU'RE BEING A HELP.
444
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:27,419
WHY, YOU AND MISS BISHOP
ARE LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE
445
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,221
IN A SEA OF SELFISHNESS.
446
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,222
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
447
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,690
FLOYD, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
448
00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:32,758
WHAT'S GOING ON.
449
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,693
FOLKS COMING AT ME
FROM ALL SIDES
450
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:37,296
PRESSURIN' ME
TO PICKING THEIR SWEETHEART
451
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,365
OR DAUGHTER OR COUSIN
OR WHATEVER.
452
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,732
THEY WANT ME TO BE CROOKED.
453
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:41,900
DON'T THAT BEAT ALL?
454
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,136
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
455
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,439
ABOUT MY NIECE, VIRGINIA LEE,
WINNIN' THE CONTEST.
456
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,708
FLOYD!
457
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:52,711
WELL, GEE... CONSIDERIN'
THE HELP I'VE BEEN TODAY.
458
00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:54,580
I WROTE THAT MISS MAYBERRY SONG
459
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,383
I THOUGHT YOU'D GIVE ME
SPECIAL CONSIDERATION.
460
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,818
I PRACTICALLY PROMISED HER
THAT SHE'D WIN.
461
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:02,188
WELL, YOU JUST GO BACK
AND UNPROMISE HER
462
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:05,291
'CAUSE I AIN'T GOING TO SHOW
ANY PARTIALITY TO ANYBODY
463
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,592
AND THAT INCLUDES YOU!
464
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,795
WELL, IT'S A FINE FRIEND
YOU TURNED OUT TO BE.
465
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,463
WELL, GO AHEAD, GET MAD AT ME
466
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,332
WHY SHOULD YOU BE AN EXCEPTION.
467
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,602
I GOT A GOOD MIND TO TAKE BACK
468
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:19,171
MY "HAIL TO THEE,
MISS MAYBERRY" SONG.
469
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,375
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
470
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,376
ANDY!
471
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,711
[ AND TALKING... ]
472
00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:28,214
NOT YET! NOT YET!
473
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,248
NOT YET!
474
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,149
[ ALL CLAMORING... ]
475
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,963
[ SIGHS ]
476
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:47,233
ANDY!
477
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,634
IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?
478
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,436
YOU LOOK WEARY.
479
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,703
I AM WEARY.
480
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,405
WEARY AND DISGUSTED.
481
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:54,406
"PICK MY DAUGHTER"
482
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,407
"PICK MINE."
483
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,309
"NO, PICK MINE."
484
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,445
FOLKS IN THIS TOWN
ARE BEHAVIN' AWFUL.
485
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,247
WELL, IF IT'S ANY
COMFORT TO YOU
486
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,914
IT'LL BE ALL OVER
AFTER TOMORROW.
487
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,216
HI, PAW.
488
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,584
I BROUGHT OVER
MARY WIGGINS
489
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,420
BECAUSE I FIGURED
IF YOU SEE HOW PRETTY SHE IS
490
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,457
YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND
AND PICK HER AS MISS MAYBERRY.
491
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,492
SHOW 'EM WHERE
YOUR TOOTH WAS, MARY.
492
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:16,762
NOW, OPIE...
493
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,464
DON'T BOTHER
YOUR PAW RIGHT NOW.
494
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,565
HE'S TRYING TO REST.
495
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,566
BUT, AUNT BEE...
496
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,633
OPIE, LATER.
497
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,569
GEE, WHIZ,
PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN
498
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,603
AND NOBODY CARES.
499
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,777
MY OWN KIN PESTERIN'
AND NAGGIN' AT ME
500
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,979
OVER WHO TO PICK
IN THAT BEAUTY CONTEST.
501
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,714
IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU AIN'T GOT
502
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,583
A CANDIDATE
YOU'RE PUSHIN' TO WIN.
503
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,684
BUT I HAVE.
504
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,319
YOU GET ELLIE
IN THAT CONTEST
505
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:41,420
YOU'RE NOT
GONNA HAVE
506
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,854
ANY PROBLEMS
MAKING A CHOICE.
507
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:43,955
AUNT BEE, PLEASE!
508
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,291
ANDY, WHY...
509
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:55,901
NOW THAT WAS NUMBER FIVE,
MISS BARBARA SUE LEASY.
510
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,404
PLEASE, SAM,
LET'S NOT HOLD THINGS UP.
511
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,540
NOW, NUMBER SIX.
512
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:05,043
AND NUMBER SIX,
I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW
513
00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:07,313
IS THE LOVELY, THE BEAUTEOUS...
514
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,281
THE TEMPESTUOUS
JOSEPHINE PIKE...
515
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,883
MY THIRD DAUGHTER.
516
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,552
[ FAINT APPLAUSE ]
517
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,686
COME, BABY, COME ON.
518
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,357
COME ON, BABY.
519
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,458
HURRY UP.
520
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,028
[ CHUCKLING ]
521
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,396
I THOUGHT
YOU WAS GONNA
522
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,897
HOLD DOWN THE APPLAUSE,
MAYOR.
523
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,433
KEEP THINGS
MOVIN' ALONG.
524
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,703
HOW YOU GONNA HOLD BACK
A SPONTANEOUS OVATION?
525
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:32,771
LIKE LINDBERGH.
526
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,576
NOW... NOW... UH, UH
527
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,011
NOW THE FINAL CONTESTANT IS,
UH...
528
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,046
NUMBER SEVEN...
529
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,448
MISS ELLIE WALKER.
530
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:46,485
[ APPLAUSE ]
531
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,824
COME, ELLIE,
YOUR NAME'S BEEN CALLED.
532
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:03,402
I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK
THIS WAS MY IDEA.
533
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,503
IF YOU PICK ME
534
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,838
I'LL NEVER SPEAK
TO YOU AGAIN.
535
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,040
THAT'S ALL OF
THE CONTESTANTS.
536
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:12,077
AND NOW, FOR THE MOMENT
WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...
537
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,613
THE DECISION OF OUR JUDGE,
SHERIFF TAYLOR.
538
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:15,714
[ ALL APPLAUDING ]
539
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,716
ANDY, ATTA BOY.
540
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:21,687
[ ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE
CONTINUES ]
541
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,426
NOW AS JUDGE
OF THIS HERE CONTEST
542
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:30,028
I WISH THAT I COULD
PRESENT THE TITLE
543
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,797
TO EACH AND EVERY
ONE OF YOU.
544
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,032
BUT AS YOU KNOW,
IN A BEAUTY CONTEST
545
00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:36,702
THERE CAN ONLY BE
ONE WINNER.
546
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:39,771
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
547
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:43,375
THAT'S IT'S GOING TO BE
A DIFFICULT DECISION FOR ME.
548
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,711
COME ON, ANDY.
TELL US WHO THE WINNER IS.
549
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,848
WELL, I AM, SAM,
I AM, UH, UH...
550
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,049
IS-IS THE ROBE READY?
551
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:52,484
AND THE CROWN?
552
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,653
THE CROWN'S RIGHT HERE
ON THE TABLE, ANDY.
553
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,422
YEAH, WHERE'S
THE ROBE, THOUGH?
554
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,789
HERE'S THE ROBE, SHERIFF.
555
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:58,924
I JUST FINISHED IT.
556
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,358
THANK YOU, MISS BISHOP.
557
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,664
AH... [ CLEARS THROAT ]
558
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:06,998
FOLKS, UH...
559
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,067
IN ORDER TO JUDGE
A BEAUTY CONTEST
560
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:12,504
I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KNOW
WHAT BEAUTY REALLY IS.
561
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,939
NOW, THERE'S OUTSIDE BEAUTY.
562
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:16,575
I GUESS WE CAN ALL SEE THAT.
563
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,544
AND THEN, THERE'S INSIDE BEAUTY.
564
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,947
SHERIFF, ARE YOU
GONNA NAME
THE WINNER OR NOT?
565
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,783
I'M GOIN' TO MA'AM,
I'M GOIN' TO RIGHT NOW.
566
00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:26,184
MISS BISHOP,
WOULD YOU
567
00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:27,986
BRING UP THE ROBE PLEASE?
568
00:21:30,121 --> 00:21:33,091
THANK YOU.
569
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,760
WAIT, WAIT, MISS BISHOP.
570
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,094
WAIT A MINUTE.
571
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:38,897
FOLKS, I PRESENT TO YOU
THE MOST LOGICAL CHOICE.
572
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:41,467
MOST OBVIOUS CHOICE,
AND IN FACT...
573
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,502
THE ONLY CHOICE.
574
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,871
I PRESENT TO YOU,
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS
575
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:47,506
MISS MAYBERRY
576
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,475
MISS ERMA BISHOP.
577
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,844
FOR DOING SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL JOB
OF THIS HERE PAGEANT
578
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,846
AND FOR JUST BEHAVING
BEAUTIFULLY
579
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,748
THROUGH THE
WHOLE THING...
580
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,016
I CROWN THEE
581
00:21:58,049 --> 00:21:59,885
MISS MAYBERRY.
582
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:03,855
[ PEOPLE MURMURING ]
583
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,824
[ CONTESTANTS WAILING ]
584
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:06,925
DADDY!
585
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,194
[ WAILING CONTINUES ]
586
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:12,498
IT WAS THE BEST CHOICE.
587
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:16,868
WELL, MAYBE I BETTER SEE
IF I CAN STOP THIS CRYING JAG.
588
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,737
[ WAILING CONTINUES ]
589
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:20,171
UH, FLOYD, FLOYD.
590
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:21,573
FLOYD, FLOYD.
591
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,675
NOW, FLOYD.
NOW, NOW.
592
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:29,481
* ALL HAIL TO THEE,
MISS MAYBERRY *
593
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:33,084
* ALL HAIL TO THEE,
ALL HAIL *
594
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:36,221
* YOUR LOVELINESS,
YOUR MAJESTY *
595
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:40,025
* BRINGS JOY
TO EVERY MALE *
596
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,262
HEY, LISTEN TO THIS,
FLOYD.
597
00:22:44,295 --> 00:22:47,499
"AND THE CLIMAX
TO YESTERDAY'S PROCEEDINGS
598
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:51,069
"CAME IN THE FORM OF A SPECIAL
SONG FOR THE OCCASION,
599
00:22:51,102 --> 00:22:55,073
WRITTEN, COMPOSED, AND RENDERED
BY OUR OWN FLOYD LAWSON."
600
00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:57,042
OH, NOW,
THAT'S WHAT IT SAID?
601
00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,577
IT SAID I RENDERED IT?
602
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,579
YEAH,
IT SAID YOU RENDERED IT.
603
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,047
LOOK WHAT ELSE IT SAYS.
604
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,284
IT SAYS, "IF FLOYD KEEPS WRITING
HIT SONGS LIKE THIS,
605
00:23:06,317 --> 00:23:09,555
"MAYBERRY
MIGHT BE LOSING A BARBER,
606
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:12,591
BUT IT WILL BE GAINING
A COMPOSER."
607
00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:14,259
OH, THAT'S WHAT IT SAID,
HUH?
YEAH.
608
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:15,561
OH, GEE.
609
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,863
YOU DID YOURSELF PROUD,
FLOYD.
610
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:23,802
WELL, YOUNG'UNS, WHAT DID YOU
THINK OF THE BEAUTY CONTEST?
611
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,003
YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW,
PAW?
612
00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:26,004
YEAH.
613
00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:27,272
I WAS DISAPPOINTED.
614
00:23:27,305 --> 00:23:29,775
I STILL THINK MARY HERE
SHOULD HAVE WON.
615
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:32,778
DON'T YOU, MARY?
616
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:36,648
WELL, NOW, THAT IS A RIGHT
WINNIN' SMILE YOU GOT THERE.
617
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:39,517
COME HERE, MARY.
618
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:42,120
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
PAW?
619
00:23:42,153 --> 00:23:43,755
I'LL SHOW YOU.
COME HERE.
620
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:45,190
STAND RIGHT THERE.
621
00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:47,926
NOW, LET ME JUST
PUT THE ROBE ON YOU.
622
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,695
FLOYD, YOU GET THE CROWN.
623
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,997
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT
AT ALL.
624
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,999
NOW,
HOLD THAT RIGHT THERE.
625
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:55,701
NOW...
626
00:23:55,734 --> 00:24:01,573
I CROWN THEE
MISS MAYBERRY JUNIOR.
627
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:05,644
NOW, FLOYD, MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
START RENDERING.
628
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:08,847
OH. OH!
OH, WELL...
629
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,818
* ALL HAIL TO THEE,
MISS MAYBERRY *
630
00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:16,287
* ALL HAIL TO THEE,
ALL HAIL *
631
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:20,225
* YOUR LOVELINESS,
YOUR MAJESTY *
632
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:23,662
* BRINGS JOY
TO EVERY... *
633
00:24:25,363 --> 00:24:28,767
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