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"And my husband spends too much time in
the tavern and not enough in our bedroom.
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"Please help. Also, he snores.
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Signed, Sleepless
in Cyprus." Ugh!
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Another lame request.
Can't these people get a life?
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Mmm.
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Oh, that's good, totally good.
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Make me forget this stuff.
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Aphrodite? Mm-hmm?
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I don't see the point of
rubbing oil on your skin.
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Oh, it's just this new process I've hit
on. It gives me this killer bronze glow.
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Here are more petitions
from your shrines. Ugh!
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Dear Goddess.
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Single Athenian female...
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seeks single Spartan
male for fun and games.
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Please send recent sketch...
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
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I'm just over this
Goddess of Love gig!
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Gag me. You've had enough?
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Absolutely! I am, like,
extremely versatile.
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No more hiding my talents.
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They're gonna be out
there for the world to see.
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An hour of passion
may soothe you. Boring!
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You bore me! These bore me.
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Love bores me. I quit!
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Something troubles
you, noble Hephaestus?
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Only that which
I can never have.
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But you must press
on, great God of Fire.
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None of the other gods
has your skill and artistry.
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No!
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Iagos, how do I conquer
my obsession for her?
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With work, Master.
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I mean, only you can make
the armor for the other gods.
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There's a great
emptiness inside me.
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That's because you seek the unattainable.
Set your sights more realistically...
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Perhaps on the
beautiful Leandra.
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My father told me you
once proposed to her.
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Yes.
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And even she, a
mortal, rejected me.
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Hmm. Well, maybe she's,
uh, changed her mind.
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- After all, it's been 50 years.
- So much time has gone by.
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I must remedy that.
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This... shield you're
crafting for Perseus...
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Is it as powerful
as it is beautiful?
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It will be when it's finished.
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Iagos, I'll lift the curse on
the village of Syllabus today,
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but I won't force
myself on Leandra.
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Ah! Nor should you have to.
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Uh, let me talk to the girl, uh,
find out how she really feels.
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If you can convince her to
come to me lovingly and freely,
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I'll give you anything I have.
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Ah, not necessary.
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I live only to serve you.
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♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh ♪
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♪ You love ♪♪
I want you! I love you!
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- Your love isn't strong enough!
- Mine?
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No!
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Hmm. Must have been a bad
year. Huh! ♪ My true lover ♪
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Oh, shut up! Oof!
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Chrysala! Why did you do that?
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Maybe she's no longer
fond of your... instrument.
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- I'm tired of you and your rags.
- But, dearest...
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Get out of my way! Oof!
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Mykonos!
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My friend! Come on.
Good to see you, Iolaus.
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Yeah. Uh, what's going
on? I have no idea.
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The women are all behaving
strangely. Where's Hercules?
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Uh, he's in Corinth. His brother
Iphicles's wife is having a baby,
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so it's, uh, family time
for Herc, R & R for me.
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So, have you seen, uh, Evanthea?
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She's, uh, over there,
but, uh, be careful.
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Careful? Hmm!
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A week with Evanthea is
like a walk in the clouds.
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If she's acting like all the others, you
may find yourself in a thunderstorm.
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Evanthea. Iolaus.
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Hi.
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This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued
mankind with suffering.
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Only one man dared to
challenge their power...
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever there was evil,
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wherever an
innocent would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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Hail!
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Whoa! Evanthea.
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You know,
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I walked all the way from Kiriakos
to spend some quality time with you.
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I never wanna see you again.
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Ever!
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- Uh!
- Get it?
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I get it!
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Is it something in the
water? Zeus only knows.
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Get out and stay out, you pathetic
imitation of a man! Are you all right?
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♪♪
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I recognize that laughter.
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Aphrodite.
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Aphrodite? Come on. I
know you're here somewhere!
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Hah!
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Look at these mortals!
Losers! Isn't this awesome?
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That Evanthea throws
a mean right, huh?
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What do you think?
Me... Goddess of Music.
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♪♪
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Aphrodite, are you
responsible for all this? Totally!
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I maxed out on the love gig.
I'm shifting my career gear.
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Time to find a new
energy field, alter my aura.
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Music? Not.
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Wait. Does this mean that there's...
there's no more love in the world?
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Whoa, are you
observant or what? Ha-ha!
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Put it this way: Guys still want
it, but women couldn't care less.
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Well... Come back here, you weasel!
I'm gonna roll you into a pancake!
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So how come it only
works on women?
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Duh! If men felt the same
way, where would the fun be?
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This rocks! Aphrodite,
people depend on you!
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Oh! Don't you realize the...
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The enormous implications
of what you've done?
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This is gonna have sad
consequences, tragic repercussions.
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- Besides, I got a week off.
- Tell someone who cares,
sweet pea.
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I hate that.
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In a moment we'll go
down to the village below...
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and politely invite
Leandra to come with us...
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Or drag her, kicking
and screaming.
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What village?
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That village.
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Hah!
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Bummer, I missed.
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- You almost killed me!
- Chill, curly. Not you, the tree.
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Okay, so I need a little practice to
become the Goddess of the Hunt.
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Aphrodite, you can't be Artemis.
People depend on you for...
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Ahh! That was, like, my curve.
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Sweet cheeks, call me
irresponsible. You're irresponsible.
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Cool.
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Aphrodite, you have been
meddling with the forces of nature.
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There's gonna be no more love in
the world for generations to come.
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There won't even be
any generations to come.
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Super bummer,
but not my problem.
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No, wait. You're
doing it all wrong.
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First time I've ever had a complaint
about my technique. I meant your archery.
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Okay.
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Now squeeze...
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and release.
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That rocks! I got a
personal trainer. Right on.
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Men and women of Syllabus,
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I come to you from Hephaestus.
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Give over Leandra.
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You've already suffered his
curse once. Don't defy him again.
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You're not his messenger. An
older man came this morning!
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That was my father,
you dumb fool!
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He's dead 15 years
now. Impossible!
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Is it? It can't be true.
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Look at your vineyards,
all withered and dry.
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Your fields, barren
and empty. He's right.
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What's happening? If I tell Hephaestus
you refused him a second time,
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at sunset your village
disappears forever!
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No. Wait.
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- Leandra went to the stream,
looking for her son.
- Ahh!
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Hunting sucks. Shh.
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I mean, what does
Artemis see in this?
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Hours and hours of looking
for some huge, ugly, hairy pig.
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Boar. Shh. I'm
hot, I'm sticky...
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Ah! And what's this
I just stepped in?
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Over there.
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That's a boar.
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Okay. Go for it.
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Get your hands off me!
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Please! I can't leave
until I find my son!
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Marrying Hephaestus is more
important than finding your brat.
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- Wait! He's only three!
- Leave her alone.
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Don't interfere with things
you know nothing about!
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You stupidly risk your
life! So call me stupid.
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Ahh!
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Hey! You're next, pal.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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It was nothing. Just-Just
don't hit me, all right?
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Why would I hit you when you just
saved me from being kidnapped?
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You mean, you don't feel like
beating me senseless, or... No.
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Come. We'd better
get back to my home.
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There are bandits out here, or the
She-demon might turn you into stone.
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Well, you have no fear on that score.
Hercules helped me defeat the She-demon,
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oh, a couple of years
ago. Who's Hercules?
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You mean, you've
never heard of Hercules?
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Friend of Iolaus? No.
Please. Let's go quickly.
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Perhaps by now my son has
returned to the village. What village?
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Oh, oh!
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- Oh, mighty Hephaestus!
- What's this?
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Where is Leandra?
Forgive me, Lord.
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I have failed you.
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Get up, Iagos. I understand.
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- She has no wishto be my wife.
- Oh, she's willing.
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But the villagers...
They mocked you.
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They jeered at your name. They
called you the great god "Hideous."
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It's my destiny to be alone.
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No! She wants to marry you!
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But as we were returning, a
dozen of the villagers fell upon us.
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- So they're keeping her from me?
- Her screams of protest
still ring in my ears.
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Oh, please, Master, give me
the means to bring Leandra here,
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where she wants to be.
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Take this armor that
I'm making for Ares.
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Do as he bids!
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Syllabus? Not only have
I never seen this village,
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I've never even heard of it.
You're not from these parts then?
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No, just the opposite. My
dad grew up around here.
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Well, he must have heard of it.
Syllabus has been here for centuries.
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Hmm! Leandra?
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Hmm. That was weird.
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Um, what's with all these
old-fashioned clothes
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anyway? What do you
mean, old-fashioned?
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Ah, no. They're-They're nice.
Iolaus, I can't thank you enough.
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The least I can do
is offer you supper,
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after I locate my son and
give him a piece of my mind.
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He's the one!
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Stranger, you
brought Leandra back?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah,
yeah. That was me.
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She was being attacked by
a bunch of guys, so I kinda...
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I'd have nailed 'em all if Hercules
had been with me. Who's Hercules?
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"Who's Hercules?"
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Wait a minute. You mean,
you never heard of him either?
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Where have you people been?
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Uh, you know,
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I-I-I'd love to stay and chat, but,
um, I got a dinner date, so... Ooh, ooh!
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Because of your foolish actions,
we'll be cursed by Hephaestus again!
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- Stone him!
- Yes, stone him!
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- Stone him!
- Oh, boy! Ow!
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Kill him! You people really know
how to roll out the welcome wagon! Ow!
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Huh! Huh! Friendly
little town you got here!
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It used to be. Hey, tell me, uh,
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what is all this about a
curse and, uh, Hephaestus?
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My advice? Forget about
it and leave. I intend to.
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Thanks. Great.
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- Ask a simple question...
- Hephaestus. Ha-ha!
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I haven't seen the Hephster
since we were teenagers.
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- Class voted him worst dresser.
- Aphrodite.
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Hmm. It's an image thing.
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00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,379
Like right now, I just
scream, "intelligence," right?
238
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,781
Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
239
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,651
- So now you're covering
Athena's territory, huh?
- Nah, I tried.
240
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,918
This stuff gets old
real fast. They should,
241
00:17:02,942 --> 00:17:05,423
like, put pictures in
those things or something.
242
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,493
Hey, well, here's an idea.
Be the Goddess of Love.
243
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,398
No heavy reading.
Aphrodite, there's
244
00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:12,697
something strange
going on here in Syllabus,
245
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:15,633
and no one will tell
me what it is. Syllabus?
246
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,469
Syllabus! Of course!
Apollo told me all about it.
247
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,905
Hephy zapped 'em with a curse.
248
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,340
And? Who remembers details?
249
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,544
At the time, Apollo and I were
rolling around in the back of his chariot.
250
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,613
Ugh!
251
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,816
Judging by their clothes, I'd say
Hephy zapped 'em with a fashion curse.
252
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,820
Thanks, Aphrodite. That's cleared
things up. Uh, there's another thing.
253
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,223
Men and women here, they seem
to be getting along fine. Why is that?
254
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,393
Do I look like the
Oracle at Delphi?
255
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,863
Boy, I wish Hercules was
here. Hercules! Of course!
256
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,233
My brother's gig! I
could do that easily.
257
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,702
Action, adventure...
258
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:55,740
But first, the right
outfit. That's key.
259
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,342
What have I done?
260
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,624
You've angered Hephaestus.
261
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:17,027
So, laugh, eat, drink wine,
262
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,931
because this is your
last day on earth.
263
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,504
And then you disappear
forever, as if you never existed!
264
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,440
Please!
265
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:33,010
If we find her, will Hephaestus
give us another chance?
266
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:39,082
He gives you until
sunset! Let's go!
267
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,821
Find your child yet? No.
268
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:47,291
And that frightens me more than
anything Hephaestus might do.
269
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,728
Leandra, what's going on?
270
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,563
Iolaus, I warn you,
don't get involved.
271
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,867
I almost got stoned
back there. I am involved.
272
00:18:56,935 --> 00:19:00,905
Hephaestus has
chosen me to be his wife.
273
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,842
Aren't you already married? My husband
was killed two years ago in the Punic Wars.
274
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,078
Punic Wars?
275
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,315
My grandfather fought in those,
but that was over 50 years ago.
276
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,351
You must be mistaken.
277
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:18,488
Here she is! Uh, one moment.
278
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,050
Huh! No!
279
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,953
Yaah!
280
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,156
Uh!
281
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,990
Iolaus! Find my son!
282
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,994
Leandra... Uuh!
283
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:57,922
For the safety of all, we're
keeping you here until sunset.
284
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,390
What about Leandra?
Never mind her.
285
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:04,128
We're saving you from Hephaestus
as well. Oh, forget about me.
286
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:08,665
- What about her little boy?
- There's no sign anywhere
of young Skouros.
287
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:13,437
Skouros? That was
my father's name.
288
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,032
He was probably
playing down by the brook
289
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,719
when the village
disappeared the first time.
290
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:20,077
Wait a minute. You mean,
the village disappeared?
291
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:24,014
For 50 years, and now
Hephaestus threatens us again.
292
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,617
This time forever.
293
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:31,955
Lucky little Skouros
probably escaped the curse.
294
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:37,261
When my father was three years old,
they found him playing by the brook.
295
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:41,965
- He'd been abandoned.
- Well, if it was him,
at least he had a full life.
296
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,601
We may never have one.
297
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:48,205
Then... that means
Leandra is my...
298
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,551
Pretty Herculean, huh?
299
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:08,892
Uh, frankly, Herc
never looked so...
300
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,539
And, uh, he doesn't
carry weapons either.
301
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:15,031
But I love accessories,
and this matches.
302
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,301
A little help here.
303
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:28,913
Now smile and play
the happy bride-to-be,
304
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:32,683
or your village disappears
forever, along with your son.
305
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,688
Leandra.
306
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,495
Welcome. Thank you.
307
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:48,298
I told you how eager
she was to see you.
308
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,669
- You come freely?
- Yes.
309
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:14,425
- She's not repulsed by me.
- Well done, Iagos.
310
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:18,095
Claim your reward. Oh...
Oh it's... Only if you insist.
311
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:23,233
I... Eh, perhaps this shield
you're making for Perseus.
312
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:25,469
When it's finished, it's yours.
313
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,904
Iagos will show
you to your room.
314
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,207
This way, my lady.
315
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,824
When we get in
there, be alert. Uh-huh?
316
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:39,416
Uh, keep moving. And, uh, Hercules and I,
we always cover each other's backs, okay?
317
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:41,630
Do you rag Hercules
all the time too?
318
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,999
Look! There's the entrance! Ooh,
I can't wait to mix it up! Aphrodite?
319
00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,123
Uh-huh? Before we go in, um,
320
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,926
I think I should teach you a few
moves, just to see if you're ready.
321
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,396
Okay. Right.
322
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:55,599
Okay, try and hit me. Uh!
323
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,668
You're ready.
324
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:01,905
Next. Listen, um, don't
you think it'd be a lot easier...
325
00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:04,641
if you just made Hephaestus
fall in love with somebody else?
326
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,710
Eat sand!
327
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,147
Goddesses! Ooh!
328
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,393
Check out that statue. Cool.
329
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:31,068
Uh, Aphrodite,
time to mix it up.
330
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:37,167
Um, I'm not really a cat person.
331
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,577
Later.
332
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,713
Not a cat person?
333
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:57,894
Thanks for covering
my back, Aphrodite!
334
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,070
Good teeth!
335
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,121
Which fork?
336
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,767
Wrong fork.
337
00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:48,579
Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.
338
00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:51,348
Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.
339
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:54,117
Come on! Here,
kitty, kitty, kitty.
340
00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:03,294
Oh!
341
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,765
Later.
342
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:19,209
Nice detail work. Aphrodite.
343
00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:22,746
Boy, is it hot in here.
344
00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:26,016
But I guess if you can't stand
the heat, stay out of the forge.
345
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,488
I haven't seen
you for centuries.
346
00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:36,226
- You're even more beautiful
than I remember.
- Thanks, Heph.
347
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:40,831
You, um, haven't changed either.
348
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:44,702
Oh, now let's
cut the small talk.
349
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:49,672
Give up the grandmother,
babe, or else suffer my wrath.
350
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:53,210
Never. She wants
to stay with me.
351
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:58,715
Listen up. There's no
Goddess of Love anymore,
352
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,984
so you don't wanna
go one-on-one with me.
353
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,887
Don't I?
354
00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:10,694
Aahh-yaahh!
355
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:15,999
Uhh! Uh! Ohh! Tsk!
356
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:19,036
You made me break a bootstrap.
357
00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:24,374
There should be, like, hazard
pay to this job or something.
358
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:28,011
Listen, Heph, don't
make me repeat myself.
359
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,614
Give her up, or else.
360
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,920
Or else what?
361
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:46,529
Bitchin'.
362
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:51,201
This goes very nicely with my gauntlets,
but you think this thing can hold me?
363
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,570
Please.
364
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,686
Aah!
365
00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:14,157
Zeus himself couldn't
get out of that chair.
366
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:17,728
Well, it's ideal
for entertaining,
367
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:20,230
but I'm not into bondage, okay?
368
00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:23,600
Release me. Of course.
Once I wed Leandra.
369
00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:29,038
So, you're kinky. Who knew?
370
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:32,776
This isn't exactly drip-dry. Can
I borrow that cloth over there?
371
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,446
No, not that one.
372
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:43,586
Wow, it's beautiful.
373
00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:48,425
It's so... me.
374
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:52,262
Even an ugly god can dream.
375
00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:55,866
Ahh!
376
00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:10,280
- Iolaus!
- Yeah.
377
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:14,518
He wasn't much of a guard.
Come on. I-I can't leave with you.
378
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,987
The fate of too many
others depends on me.
379
00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:22,125
My son... Leandra, I wish
I didn't have to tell you this,
380
00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:24,628
but Hephaestus has already
punished Syllabus once.
381
00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:29,533
What you think happened only this
morning happened over 50 years ago.
382
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,869
That can't be. Your
boy escaped the curse...
383
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:36,172
because he was playing by
the river. I don't believe you.
384
00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:39,409
Believe this. Your son, Skouros,
385
00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:44,348
he was... He's my father.
386
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,217
That's impossible.
387
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,285
Here.
388
00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:54,891
My father had this hanging around
his neck when they found him.
389
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,296
He was three years
old. That's my husband's.
390
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:03,233
My son wears it
to play soldiers.
391
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,607
Little Skouros, all
grown up? Yeah.
392
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:12,909
Please, take me
to him right away.
393
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:16,446
No. No, we haven't got time
for that. We have to get going.
394
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,551
Let's get outta here.
395
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:31,695
Hephy! Um, I always knew
that you made weapons,
396
00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:34,109
but when did you become
such a talented artist?
397
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:39,403
Don't flatter me. I know what people
think of me. They think you're brilliant.
398
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:42,906
I mean, this throne
is, like, amazing.
399
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,241
How does it work exactly?
400
00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:02,125
You know, you're kinda
cute from this angle.
401
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,561
You'll say anything
to gain your freedom.
402
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:08,865
I'll release you after the vows.
403
00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:12,536
But you don't really
love Leandra, do you?
404
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:16,406
A dozen villagers came in
through the tunnel and took Leandra!
405
00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,542
A dozen?
406
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,710
Like, major liar here.
407
00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:24,948
- Trust me, there's only one.
- Why should I deceive you,
Master?
408
00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:27,817
- I served you faithfully
all these years.
- Let me guess.
409
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:31,288
Because you have no life?
Because you hate your job?
410
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:37,227
Because you have a real big yen for
a lot of really cool weapons in here?
411
00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:39,340
This guy reeks of bad
karma. Can't you feel it?
412
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:43,033
Don't let her looks
twist you around.
413
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,554
Are you lying to me,
Aphrodite? There isn't
414
00:31:45,578 --> 00:31:48,171
anything I've said to
you that I didn't mean.
415
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,740
Is that so?
416
00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,810
She thinks you're
ugly, Hephaestus.
417
00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:56,512
Why don't you ask her?
418
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,348
Leandra loves you.
419
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:02,985
If only there was some
way to get her back.
420
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:06,322
Take them.
421
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,391
Go!
422
00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:23,340
It's all right. We can rest here for
a while. No, I wanna see my son.
423
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:28,011
Where does he live? Is it far?
Will he even remember me?
424
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:34,784
Leandra, your
son... my father...
425
00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:40,190
He's dead. No.
426
00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,259
I'm sorry.
427
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:47,096
I should never have
let him out of my sight.
428
00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:49,525
Some things are meant to be.
429
00:32:50,869 --> 00:32:53,670
It, uh... It happened in battle.
430
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:58,007
He became a great
warrior... A general.
431
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:02,012
Like his father before him.
432
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,580
Sons take after their fathers.
433
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,418
I'm sure you're a
reflection of him.
434
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,487
In a way.
435
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,958
You'd have been
very proud of him.
436
00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:18,494
If only I could be with
him just once more.
437
00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:24,901
That can be arranged.
438
00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:28,238
Go, go! I'll come for you!
439
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,306
Ow! Ooh!
440
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,748
Kill him!
441
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:41,451
Iolaus! Help me!
442
00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:46,923
Aah!
443
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:15,351
Shoulda got a bigger stick!
444
00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:35,138
Getting that ol'
sinking feeling, huh?
445
00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:03,366
Okay, you metalheads! Aah!
446
00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:10,507
Incoming!
447
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,050
Now, that rocked.
448
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,118
Leandra.
449
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:27,590
Big mistake giving that to the
creepy cretin with the awful aura.
450
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:32,595
Iagos is my friend. A guy who
calls you "ugly" to your face?
451
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:36,365
Yeah, that's a real bud.
Besides, it's not true.
452
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:38,668
You can stop lying.
453
00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:40,973
Hera, my own mother,
threw me out of Olympus
454
00:35:40,997 --> 00:35:43,206
because she couldn't
stand the sight of me.
455
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:47,911
Horse-face Hera? There are no mirrors
in her home, and for one good reason.
456
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:53,382
Besides, beauty's not just what you
look like. It's also what you are inside.
457
00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:56,920
Whoa. That's, like, profound.
458
00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:01,992
Of all the Olympian
gods, only I am ugly.
459
00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:04,528
If Zeus had been my father,
maybe my life would be different.
460
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:10,099
But you have no idea what it's like to
be judged on your appearance alone.
461
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,369
Oh, yes, I do. We
have that in common.
462
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,910
It's done.
463
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:35,224
This was intended for you.
464
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,238
You're free to leave.
465
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:54,477
Actually, I'm not in any hurry.
466
00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:04,721
Good-bye, Aphrodite.
That's a first.
467
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,503
Leandra! No!
468
00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:28,344
Leandra! Hold on!
469
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:39,589
Okay. You have to help.
470
00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:42,191
That's it.
471
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,696
Come on.
472
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,848
You all right? Yeah. I'm fine.
473
00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:07,216
Thanks.
474
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,285
We're family, right?
475
00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:11,887
So we are.
476
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,990
In one day, I lose a
son and gain a grandson.
477
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:19,161
To think, if Skouros hadn't wandered
off like that, you wouldn't be alive.
478
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,230
Uh, yeah.
479
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:26,769
I... I guess sometimes things really do
work out the way they're supposed to.
480
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:31,374
What courage you
have. I'm so proud of you.
481
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,480
Thanks.
482
00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:43,897
You think you can make it back
to Syllabus on your own? Yes.
483
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:46,934
Are you going after
Iagos? Somebody has to.
484
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,592
Please be careful. Yeah.
485
00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:02,672
Not happy with the decor?
Hey, I think this place smokes.
486
00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:07,877
You're still here. Yeah, I
cleared my afternoon schedule.
487
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:11,280
Tell me one thing: Why Leandra?
488
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:17,821
A pale imitation, but...
she reminded me of you.
489
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:23,559
When Iagos returns with her,
I'll send her back to the village.
490
00:39:23,628 --> 00:39:26,762
Syllabus is free.
491
00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:31,367
That's what you wanted to
hear from me, isn't it? No.
492
00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:36,005
What I want is the
answer to my question.
493
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,508
Do you love me?
494
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,211
For centuries.
495
00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:56,892
Okay. This can be
easy, or it can be hard.
496
00:39:56,961 --> 00:40:00,930
- You choose.
- I already have.
497
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,771
Yaah! No, no. Not there.
498
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:10,473
Over here.
499
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,350
Very good! But how long
will your luck hold out?
500
00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:30,193
A room full of weapons fit for
the gods, and you choose a broom.
501
00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:33,062
Yeah. Well, I don't
wanna kill you, Iagos.
502
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:36,932
Then you're unlucky and
foolish. Not even worth my energy.
503
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,135
I'm leaving.
504
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:47,309
I lied.
505
00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:53,283
Which side of the sword am I on?
506
00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:57,353
You're trying to remember if
I'm right-handed or left-handed.
507
00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:06,495
- Aah!
- Uh!
508
00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:15,171
That'd be left-handed.
509
00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:19,108
Kill him now!
510
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,481
Here we go again.
511
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:54,009
What a waste.
512
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:04,820
You trapped my panther,
bested my shield...
513
00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:08,023
and defeated my
armored warriors.
514
00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:10,092
Guess I was on a roll.
515
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,528
Where's Aphrodite?
516
00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:18,034
You brought her to me. And
for that, I'll be forever grateful.
517
00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:20,481
Me too.
518
00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:22,004
Sorry I didn't cover your
back with those moves
519
00:42:22,028 --> 00:42:23,551
you showed me. I was
busy showing Hephy here...
520
00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:26,675
some moves of my
own. Dite, please.
521
00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:28,845
- "Dite"?
- The God of Fire.
522
00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:32,481
It only takes one little spark
to start an awesome flame.
523
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:37,553
- So things are back to normal
between men and women, right?
- Totally.
524
00:42:37,622 --> 00:42:40,400
I've decided to leave the action
business up to my big brother Hercules.
525
00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:42,692
That's a relief.
526
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,328
Well, I'm gonna go and say
good-bye to my grandmother.
527
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:50,233
Remember if you or Hercules ever need
any weapons... Hercules doesn't do weapons.
528
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:54,303
Oh, sweet cheeks. I already got a
petition from some babe in Parthea.
529
00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:59,074
Evanthea. Huh!
530
00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:01,878
- She wants to see me again.
- Go and make somebody happy.
531
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:03,379
Yeah.
532
00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:06,648
Or don't you and
Hercules do that either?
533
00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:18,294
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