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Robin left me a voicemail, and I think he's moving on.

I kinda figured that.

[Sabrina] Previously on Sistas .

When did you become so kumbaya?

Oh --, I'm not kumbaya, I'm being tested right now.

You're my boy.

And I gotta get you out of that little rut.

[crying]

Girl, what has gotten into you?

You done found your voice like Kamala Harris.

I'm done playing nice and being played with.

I know that's right.

I'm done with this shit. I'm done.

You better speak your speech, Sojourner Truth.

And you know what? I never want to see his ass ever again.

Yeah.

Do you know it only took him two minutes?

Two minutes after we broke up to be back out on the streets.

Two minutes? Child, that's almost beating my record.

And I'm definitely not a second choice.

No indeed! Oh my god! The last shall be first!

Maurice, what the hell are you talking about?

Sorry, I was watching church this morning.

But for real, you are definitely a first draft pick.

And if you played for my team,

and I was drunk, I would pick you first.

It's time, Maurice. It's time for me to do me.

No, it's time for you to do someone else.

-You think? -Oh bitch, I know.

The best way to get over one man is to get under another

and then get back shots from an extra one.

Yeah, you're right.

You know what? Forget them.

You speaking my language now, bitch.

Maybe I can find a hot and sexy guy on a dating app.

Uh oh.

What are the ones that you like, for women?

Oh no, it's OK babe. You moving a little fast for me.

-Um, maybe let's take it slow. -What?

We can go to a bar and see what we find.

We? Maurice, this is supposed to be about me.

Well, Sabrina, I would never unleash you into the wilds

of leather straps and red ropes and chains and whips and swings.

I'm sorry, the wilds of what?

OK, we don't have to go to that club tonight.

Yeah, I don't think I want to go there,

because I'm not ready for that.

I was just thinking, find a nice guy. You know?

Some drinks, conversations.

Sabrina, you trying to be in the streets like Richard aren't you?

Mm-hmm.

That means less conversation and more drinks.

OK. I got it. Less conversation, more drinks.

[Maurice] That's right.

And so now I have to teach you the step and repeat.

What's the step and repeat?

Oh yes, baby, the step and repeat.

You let a man step inside of your war room...

[knocks on table]

And then you let him beat it up like a bass drum.

Put him out, and then repeat with another one the next day.

The step and repeat.

Oh. OK, teach me. I'm ready.

Good. Because I have a lot to teach.

Yeah. Well, I have a lot to learn.

And this is your chance, Maurice.

[Maurice] Thank you.

Because Sabrina is officially stepping into her hoe phase.

OK.

I'm scared a little bit, but it's also turning me on.

Let's do it, bitch.

♪ My girls hold me down when them boys mess around ♪

♪ When my love life is a headache ♪

♪ We're goin' out tonight 'cause I'm lookin' for love ♪

[instrumental hip-hop beat]

[sighs] [clears throat]

Of course, voicemail.

Hi, Robin. This is Andi.

I apologize that I didn't get to see you off.

You will never believe what happened.

Actually, I'm sure you're sick of all the strange things

that I get myself into.

I heard your voicemail, and I think that you're right.

That maybe I need some time to figure things out.

I, um...

I can't really even think about a relationship

until I unravel all the hits my heart has taken.

But I hope we can be friends.

OK, that's all for now. Please call me if you want to talk.

[phone beeps]

[phone rings] Hello?

Hi, Rhonda. Oh, thanks for calling me back, yeah.

No, I promise that your privacy will be protected.

Yes, it's risky.

No, no, I...

Absolutely. We are only interested explicitly

in Dr. Cruise's patients.

What? Last night?

OK, you've got to be kidding me. So soon after Karen?

She bled out?

What was the patient's name?

Tisha Halstead. Tisha Halstead. Why does that sound familiar?

Oh, my goodness.

That's my law school classmate.

-You're up. -Yeah.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

Did you need something?

Karen, baby, can you just talk to me?

-Stop it. -Stop what?

-I can't. -You can't what, Karen?

I need to cook.

Karen, I can get you whatever you want.

No, I'm just going to cook dinner.

You don't have to do that, OK? I can make us something.

[dishes fall to the floor]

Thank you for being a deep sleeper like your daddy.

Karen, look, I can order out for us.

[phone rings]

-Hello? -[Pam] Hey, Aaron.

I was trying to reach Karen, and she ain't picking up.

Call back tomorrow.

Oh god, she done rubbed off on him.

Hey, Karen, look.

How about you just take a seat and relax. All right?

And maybe, what if you spend some time with Faith? All right?

Maybe it'd be good for you if you held her.

Here, come here. Come here. Come here.

Let's just grab a seat for a second. Let's just sit down.

-What's happening? -No, just stay with me, OK?

Just come here real quick. I just want you to grab a seat.

Take your time. Take it easy.

OK. OK.

Karen, just look at me. It's OK.

[instrumental hip-hop music]

Here we go. Here we go.

What do you want, Leonard?

Just trying to make sure

you don't have any falling cups of coffee over there.

No, no. But I do have a fully charged stun gun in my purse.

Oh, you do not want peace at all. It's obvious. OK?

But that's fine, Danni. Two can play that game.

It's at first sight from now on.

It's "On sight," you clown. Why are you even here?

I have been tasked with passing out the instructions

I have been tasked with passing out the instructions

for the processing and the boarding of passengers.

We both know that you, of all people--

OK, thanks, Leonard. You can get the hell on now.

Ew. Why are you sweating?

You know that's not a good look for greeting passengers, right?

Yeah, that's true. You know what else isn't a good look?

Is if I start whooping your ass in front of all these people.

If you don't get out of here in five...

-OK. -[Danni] That's four.

-OK, Danni. -[Danni] Three!

-Danni? -Two!

-That's fine. -One!

It's at first sight! It's at first sight from now on.

You don't learn a damn thing. On sight!

Thank you so much, Rhonda.

Please give me a call back if you get any more information.

Bye.

Tisha Halstead.

Andi, have we closed the Milton file?

-Andi, are you all right? -Oh, I'm sorry. What was that?

-I said, are you all right? -Oh, I'm fine.

So, have we closed the Milton file?

Yes, we closed the Milton file.

It's being messengered downtown to the county clerk.

OK. I have an addendum to tack on.

Can you get it filed with the county clerk as well?

Absolutely. I'll get Fatima right on it.

So, are you sure you're OK? You seem a bit distracted.

I'm fine.

Considering everything that's happened,

it's OK if you need to take some time off.

I don't need any time off, Bradley. I promise I'm fine.

I've been investigating a doctor,

and I was considering bringing a lawsuit against him.

Really? What's going on?

Well one of my friends, Karen Mott,

she had a really traumatic experience giving birth.

She had twins, and she lost one of them

because of the doctor's negligence.

Oh, I am so sorry to hear that.

Thank you for your condolences.

But as I've mentioned, I've been investigating this doctor,

and he has quite a few complaints,

and maternal mortalities,

especially when women of color are concerned.

-That's horrible. -This doctor is Dr. Cruise.

Dr. Cruise? What's his first name?

Brett Cruise.

Thought I recognized that name. That's my golfing buddy.

[intense instrumental music]

It's really very simple, Sabrina. Let's check the board.

If you are going to be a hoe,

you have to be the best hoe in town.

OK, Maurice, but I don't know if I want to be the best hoe.

Oh, girl, if I'm teaching you how to be a hoe,

your middle name is going to be Hoe.

Sabrina, the middle-aged Hoe, Junior.

Really?

First rule of hoedom. No falling in love.

Oh, you will not have to worry about that with me.

You're lying.

Number two, no kissing on the mouth.

-That's right. -All right, I got it.

And number three, best of all, when you have someone over,

put him out when you're done, or get out when he done.

I don't know. It seems kind of harsh, all of this.

Harsh

is the way to go

dot com.

That's what hoedom is, being harsh. What nice hoe you know?

-OK, so there's no cuddling? - Cuddling ?! Ooh, girl.

We cuddle with a teddy bear!

We cuddle with the long pillows we buy betwixt our legs!

Legs. The man is only there to serve one purpose.

-The purpose. Which is? - You ! The purpose is you !

Right, right, right. Me.

You. To service you. That's what they're there for.

-Right. Right. -Yeah.

To service me.

"You. Get down. You serve me." [knock on door]

-Uh-oh. -Come in.

-Hi. -Hi, Paige. Can I help you?

Oh, yeah. I was just, um, coming in to check if you were OK.

[Maurice] That's so sweet.

You know, I know that we haven't always seen eye to eye,

but you never let outsiders come in and mess with the family.

-Thank you. -[Paige] Yeah, of course.

And I can throw paws if you need me to.

-Hands. -Sorry?

-Throw hands. -Throw hands if you need me to.

I taught her that.

OK, this you two being friends is still very weird to me.

I've been here teaching her how to do, uh, hoedaculture.

Hoedom. [bangs on table]

Hoestery... I'm teaching her hoe shit!

Oh! Oh! Well, if I may, um, you know,

it's always important to keep the conversation light, easy.

Don't share any personal information.

In fact, I honestly really think you should get a burner phone.

In fact, I honestly really think you should get a burner phone.

-A burner phone? Now, Paige? -What?

I did not know you had a Ph.D. in prostitution.

Well, um, also one more thing. Um, try to, if you can,

avoid taking anybody back to your place.

Because there's always that one clingy guy

that you cannot get rid of.

It's bad.

[quiet piano music] [birds chirping]

[phone rings]

What's up, baby?

Hey. I was just checking to see if you ate that food.

-Danni ate most of it. -That sounds about right.

-How was your time with Danni? -It was good. I love that girl.

Dropped off some wisdom. Caused more jokes.

I'm sure you needed that.

I did. Especially with so much going on.

It definitely has.

It seems like it's just one thing after the other.

Like, I can't even catch my breath

-before another thing pop up. -Hey, it's life, babe.

Sometimes you get a streak of craziness before the calm.

Is it really, though?

So you telling me everybody goes to one of their friends

being kidnapped and then losing their baby in 48 hours?

Yeah. Maybe not exactly that.

And I forgot about the fact that we were both suspects

in a stabbing that we have nothing to do with.

Damn. It has been crazy. But Zac, we're getting through it.

And you know I'm here.

I know. That's why I love you.

Look, we definitely have had some trying times.

I just hope we all tried out.

No, but seriously, babe.

We have had our season of darkness.

I think we're due for some good times.

Right about that.

Yeah. So what else you got up for the day?

Uh, I don't know. Probably go check on Michael.

Probably hit the gym. I don't know. I just need to think.

OK, babe. Well, just don't overdo it, OK?

[Zac] I won't.

All right. I'll talk to you later. I love you.

-I love you more. -All right. Bye.

[suspenseful instrumental music]

That's your golfing buddy?

How long have you known him?

I've known old Cruise for many years now.

And in that time, has he done or said anything questionable?

No! What did you say he had to do with this suit again?

He was the lead physician during Karen's pregnancy.

Well, what exactly happened?

Karen was feeling distress, her and the baby.

She expressed that to Dr. Cruise and he dismissed it as normal.

Well, maybe it was normal. He is a doctor.

I don't think so. She was clammy, vomiting.

She was in pain. Her blood pressure was low.

Nah. I don't know what sort of symptoms

you can experience during labor, but--

Bradley, Fatima was there.

My friend was expressing her concern,

and after that doctor did nothing,

Fatima ran to another doctor in the hallway.

His name was Reginald Vaughn.

Brought him in, and at the mere mention of Dr. Cruise's name,

he leaped in to help.

Well, maybe this Dr. Vaughn did something wrong.

No, he did not.

In fact, he saved her life and the life of her other child.

Do you know this for certain?

Bradley, not only do I know that, but as a matter of fact,

he did an ultrasound where we discovered that...

the fetus had expired.

And Dr. Cruise was allowing the fetus to remain in Karen,

causing damage to her, and putting the other baby at risk.

Andi, this doesn't sound anything

like the Dr. Cruise I know. Why would he do such a thing?

Because your friend is a racist.

What? That's just ridiculous!

It would be ridiculous if he didn't have other complaints.

Countless other complaints against him.

How many complaints?

Enough to where I can bring a medical malpractice

and discrimination lawsuit against him.

Whoa Andi, I think you're jumping the gun on this.

I don't think so.

I've known this man for quite some time,

and I have never heard the first racist word

come out of his mouth, ever. He's a highly respected doctor!

That does not dismiss the fact that my friend lost her baby!

Again, I am sorry about that.

He made her lose her child, and she almost lost her life

and the life of her other child,

because he wouldn't listen and do his job.

Andi, do you think maybe you're just a little too close to this?

Excuse me?

I mean, I keep hearing you say "my friend".

I wonder if that's what's pushing all of this.

Of course that was my push, Bradley.

-Well, there you go! -That would be the only thing,

except there are countless Black and brown women

who have had this experience with your friend.

I'm sorry, Bradley, but your friend has a pattern

of discriminatory negligence.

of discriminatory negligence.

I am sorry about your friend's baby. I truly am.

But?

But I'm just not hearing any concrete evidence.

What do you... What do you think this is?

What do you think this is?

All you have are a few complaining patients.

I want some concrete evidence, Andi.

Not just some bullshit that you printed up.

[suspenseful music continues]

Concrete evidence.

It's OK. Should I call your mom?

[phone rings]

OK, I'm just going to be right over here for a second. OK?

[ringing continues]

Hello?

Uh, hey, Aaron. I'm just calling to check on Karen.

I called her earlier, she didn't answer,

and she hasn't called me back, so I thought I'd try you.

How's she doing?

Uh, honestly, no. She's not doing very well.

Aw man, what's going on?

I mean, she did come out of the room, finally.

Well, that sounds like a good thing.

Yeah, but she's acting really strange.

Listen, Aaron, I'm at work, so I really don't have time

to put the puzzle pieces together.

Like, what's she doing?

Like, I mean, she's walking around in a daze,

and she's doing things she doesn't normally do.

OK, like what?

Like, right now, she was in the kitchen trying to cook.

-Cooking? Oh, no. -I know.

Yeah, I don't think Karen can boil an egg.

It's really weird, OK?

I keep trying to get her to talk to me,

but she just won't.

OK, well, is she bonding with the baby, or...?

No.

And I keep asking her to just hold the baby or feed the baby,

and she doesn't respond to me.

All right, um... I'm gonna call Andi and see if,

you know, we can both come after work.

That's great. Maybe she'll talk to you guys.

OK. Uh, you know, whatever you do,

don't eat whatever she's cooking.

It's toxic, and that baby needs one well parent.

Thanks, Danni.

Anyway, so they both proposed in the same week,

and I had to say,

"Guys, this is not love. It's just sex."

[Sabrina] Oh my goodness, Paige.

I didn't realize you were such a--

Hoe! I'm proud, girl.

Your rotation is sicker than Lori Harvey.

Oh, well, I wouldn't say it's Lori Harvey good, but thank you.

On another note, let's figure out

the type of man we need to get for you.

-Ooh! -OK.

-I'm thinking tall. -[Paige] Mm. Mm-hmm.

Complexion somewhere in between dark chocolate and caramel.

Ooh, yes.

[with accent] Me loves a large glass of chocolate milk.

-Wait a minute, Ms. Doubtfire. -Sorry, I heard it. Mm-hmm.

You learn how to season your chicken first...

-Big chest. -Yeah.

Chiseled abs. A wide back.

-Ooh, what about a bald head? -Mm-hmm! No more bald heads.

We are looking for edge and edges.

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -We're done with alopecia.

OK, but, Maurice?

Everything you're talking about is how he looks.

Yep. Now we need to talk about how you look.

Me?

Oh, yeah, girl. If you want to get a gladiator,

you have to wear something that can start and stop a war.

Hmm. Oh, OK. I have that.

Uh, this thing that you have, does it live in your closet?

Yes. It's brand new. I didn't even take the tags off yet.

Ooh. That's saying a lot.

You know, at first I thought it was a little risqué.

Oh.

But, no, no, I can wear this, yeah.

Ah.

I'm good, Maurice, clearly.

I'ma come pick you up.

Yeah, I'ma just come pick you up before we go.

No, Maurice, it's OK. You don't have to pick me up.

[indistinct]

It's OK. I can pick you up, or we can meet there.

No, no, no, no. I'ma come to your house and, uh,

make sure that they are working and that I can,

uh, just look at your outfit, make sure we match.

Maurice, please. I am a grown woman.

I know how to put myself together. Mm.

-[Paige clears throat] -Girl, what's wrong with you?

You need a throat lozenge or something?

No, I just, um...

-Did you wanna go out with us? -Oh, tonight?

Gosh, you know, I already had plans, but, oh jeez,

you know, I can feed the homeless another night.

Yes. Yes. Yes!

♪ Drop, drop, drop Drop it to the floor ♪

♪ Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop Drop it to the floor ♪

♪ Drop, drop, drop, drop Get it ♪

♪ Drop it to the floor ♪

♪ Drop, drop, drop, drop Get it ♪

♪ Drop it to the floor ♪

♪ Get it, get it, get it, get it ♪

♪ Drop, drop, get it, get it ♪

♪ Drop it to the floor Get it ♪

♪ Drop, drop, drop Drop it to the floor ♪

Yo, yo. Mind if I jump in?

Yeah. What's up?

-What's up? -Hey, you good, young man?

I'm fine.

OK, man. Look, I need this.

You know, this gym, this is my...

this is my release.

How about you?

Come out here to clear your mind a little bit?

-I guess. -Right?

Well, ain't nothing like a little exercise to,

you know, give you some clarity, free your mind.

So, look, man, not trying to pry,

but I see you, uh... Something's bothering you.

It's just life lifin'.

Right. I hear you. Right.

Well, it ain't nothing like a little bit of exercise.

Clear your mind a little bit.

That's what it's supposed to do?

Well, I mean, if you want it to, it can.

It ain't workin'.

Yeah, so, look, also don't hurt

to have a listening ear, you know?

Thanks. Um... I'm good.

Well, if you need one, I'm here. You know, at least for an hour.

Hey, by the way, my name is, uh, Keyes.

-What's that? -Said my name's Keyes.

-What's that? -Said my name's Keyes.

Like... keys to the house?

Yeah, man, like keys to the house.

How about you? What's your name?

Zac.

All right. Well, nice to meet you, Zac.

You don't, uh... You don't talk much, huh?

Got a lot on my mind these days.

Well, you know, I can understand that.

But if you need somebody to talk to,

you know, I'll be here at least an hour. Right? No pressure.

Cool.

-I'm good. Thanks, but I'm good. -It's all right, man.

You know, just as long as you know, brother,

ain't no shame in a man needing some help sometime.

Somebody to talk to.

[instrumental hip-hop music]

Hey.

What the hell do you want now, Hayden?

I just thought maybe

I could help you out with K-Dub's account.

I feel like I could be some assistance.

Hell no. No. Not doing that.

Come on, Fatima. Just let me help you out.

And exactly why would I need your help?

Because I know everything about him.

From his junior league win over Woodson,

college championship.

I mean, to him dominating the league today.

That's still not telling me why I need your help.

Well, you remember, my specialty is tax law.

Things can get a little tricky

when you're dealing with that many zeros.

And I know K-Dub got a lot of zeros in his account.

Look, this would be a good look for you, Fatima,

and for the firm, if we can set up a solid foundation.

[phone rings]

-Go ahead, Linda. -[Linda] Ms. Wilson,

there's another basketball player here to see you.

He says his name is Chaz Duncan.

Um, OK, yeah. Can you put him in the conference room for me?

-Oh, word? -[Fatima] Thank you.

You got a meeting with Chaz Duncan?

-Mm-hmm. -Damn!

Chaz Duncan be dunkin' on people. This is dope.

You don't even know how dope this is.

You got to let me help you out, Fatima. For real.

Like, this could be huge for us.

I promise, I'm going to be professional.

Is that all you promise?

And I promise I ain't going to overstep.

And I ain't going to get on your nerves.

Please?

OK. You can help me on this one.

[Hayden] Yeah!

You can join me on the meeting with Chaz Duncan. All right?

-Bet. -OK? Come here.

-Yeah. -Come here.

[Hayden] Yeah?

If you mess this up, I promise you, you'll go missing.

And no one will find you. Ever. OK?

Get it together. Let's go.

All right. Chaz Duncan be dunkin' huh?

Yeah.

All right. Let's go. Fix your tie.

Hey.

Oh, hey, Andi. I was going to call you.

Perfect. Um, have you heard from Sabrina or Karen?

[Danni] No, I tried to call her,

and so I actually just talked to Aaron.

And he said that she's doing strange stuff.

Strange how?

-Child, said she was cooking. -Karen does not cook.

[Danni] I know this.

So, I was going to ask you if you want to go after work.

Yeah, I think we should.

We should probably pick her up something to eat, right?

Absolutely. Because whatever she made is not edible.

And I don't think it's any better if Ms. Lisa made it.

Danni!

I'm serious. I saw her bake chicken one time,

and girl, it was light skinned and ashy.

It was so ashy. OK, so what should we pick up?

She likes that gumbo from Creole Corner.

Oh, they do have good gumbo. That's right.

Oh, Danni, I've been meaning to tell you.

I've been doing more research on Dr. Cruise.

It turns out he is a racist,

murdering doctor who takes pro-life to another level.

Girl, I knew he was Dr. Death Kevorkian

the minute I laid eyes on him.

One of his latest victims went to law school with me.

She was miscarrying,

and he refused to perform a D&C, and she bled out.

Wow, Andi. I'm so sorry to hear that.

Yeah, I presented it to Mr. Benson

so that we can get a lawsuit against him,

and it turns out that they're golfing buddies.

Aw, hell.

He claims that all I have are a bunch of complaints

and that I need to bring more evidence.

Well, you know them extremists gonna stick together, girl.

Girl, I know it.

You know, they say that they're pro-life, right?

But the minute them babies is born,

they don't care nothing about it.

How you pro-life? Hmm? How?

No, I'm gonna get the evidence. I promise you that.

Speaking of things that we need,

when is my settlement check come out? Hmm?

It's a process, Danni, but you're gonna get it soon.

OK. Like what soon?

Like, do we have an idea of what "soon" is?

There is a waiting period.

They have to decide whether they want to appeal or not.

Appeal? Andi, why they gonna appeal?

Don't worry about it. They won't.

We just have to honor the waiting period.

OK, well, I just need it sooner than later because I done

maxed out my credit cards buying a few things that I need.

[Andi] Danni, what did you purchase?

A few essentials, you know?

Something you really needed. And what was it?

Two 24-karat vapes and emerald cut nipple rings.

Wait, when did you get nipple piercings?

I'll talk to you later.

Hey, Karen.

Karen, are you with me?

I just wanted to be helpful and make a little dinner.

I know.

I know. Listen, I know you're going through it, OK?

I know it might take some time to just get back to yourself.

I'm trying to shake this feeling.

-But it's a lot. -I know. I know it's a lot.

-[Karen] It's a lot. -I know.

And I don't want you to put too much pressure on yourself, OK?

Just take your time. And I hope you don't mind,

but I ordered us some delivery just in case.

Is that OK? OK. OK, good. Because it's here now.

All right, so I'm going to go get it. You think you'll be OK?

-Yeah. -Yeah? You sure?

OK, I'll be in one minute.

-[Karen] OK. -All right. OK.

It's like something's always lurking around the corner.

You know, like it just don't seem fair.

Man, I feel that all too well, man, you know?

I understand.

-Do you? -[Keyes] Absolutely.

Look, when I lost my son to cancer, three years old,

I thought it was the worst thing that could ever happen to me.

Right? But that wasn't the last.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Every day was something else. Another family member's sick.

My wife losing her job.

Man, the hits just kept coming, coming.

How'd you get through that?

A lot of patience and praying.

I hear you. I get it. I'm trying. Trust me, I am.

I just can't really see that right now.

[Keyes] You got to be mindful.

You got to be mindful, and use wisdom in those times.

You know?

I'm trying. I just don't... I can't see it.

Yeah, but you got to take your time. One day at a time.

OK? God won't put more on you than you can handle.

Doesn't really feel like that.

He's not going to.

But you got to know that things are going to be all right.

You know? You got to buckle down.

You got this. You're still breathing.

You're still alive, right?

-Yeah. -[Keyes] Then you can handle it.

We're here, man.

Look, if you need somebody to call sometime,

man, it's cool. It's all right.

I'll give you my number, man. You can hit me anytime, brother.

We ain't got to do this thing alone. For real.

-Thank you. -[Keyes] You're welcome.

Because, like, you don't know me.

You ain't have to do this, man. Just, just thank you.

Anytime, man.

Speaking of this, this mindfulness thing...

I got something I got to do.

It's going to be good, brother.

-Bet. I'll be back. -All right.

[knock on door] [Sabrina] Hold on, hold on.

[door opens] [Maurice] I've arrived!

Hello, Maurice. What are you doing here so early?

I'm not even ready yet.

Of course you aren't, because I haven't yet dressed you.

-[Maurice gasps] -[Sabrina] Do you like it?

Am I blind? Girl, what the -- is this?

No! No! Shit, no!

What is wrong with you? You going to Woman Evolved?

I'm so glad I'm here early,

so that you're not out here looking like a dummy!

-Woman, thou art loser. -What?

Try this. This. Go on. Put it on.

I don't know about this.

I don't need you to know! All I need to know

is it's time for you to finally dress your age, granny!

-Go put it on! -Maurice--

Put it on, heifer! One, two. That's right. March!

Uh-oh. There she is! I know that's right.

A freak-em' dress! No less! You the best!

I don't know. I think it's really short.

And I think you really dumb. But why are we thinking?

I know everything. You know nothing.

Listen to me. This looks great. You look great.

You finally look your age. Not like a grandmama.

Next.

Next ! Damn it. Move!

Aha! Cinderella has found her gown.

Now, let's go find some balls.

Yes, let's.

-Yes, let's. -Thank you.

You finished?

Here. I'll clean all this up. OK?

[Aaron puts dishes in sink]

[Danni] Hey, Karen. It's me. I'm just checking on you.

You don't have to call me back on anything.

I just wanted to say, um...

Girl, I don't know what to say. But I love you. OK.

[Karen] Next on Sistas .

-Where's Karen? -Um...

You ready to have a real conversation?

[Maurice] There's Grade-A men in here, and I knew

that ladies night would be the perfect night for us.

I'm ready, I think.

Hi, Fatima. And is this the Chaz Duncan you have here with you?

I guess you would know ballplayers

since you are one yourself.

-What are you up to? -Looking over all this paperwork

for the players that I'm working with.

I'm sorry, the players?

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