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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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La, la, la, la, la
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Deck the halls
with parts of Charlie
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Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la
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Make the Yuletide
gross and gnarly
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Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la
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Oh, hello, creeps.
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It's me, your favorite holiday spirit,
doing a little Cryptmas decorating.
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Boy, do I love
this time of year.
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Chestnuts roasting on an open
fire, Jack Frost nipping at your...
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Hey, Jack, get away from me.
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I guess he's off my
Christmas chopping list.
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Which brings to mind
tonight's terror tale.
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It's about two martial artists who
do some chopping of their own
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in a tasteless fright to
the finish I call "The Pit."
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We're down to the
final moments here
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in this brutal, awesome display
of raw power and stamina.
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Both of these fighters have
endured more punishment
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than any fight that
I can remember.
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A vicious exchange.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I can't
believe these guys are still on their feet.
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Will you look at the punishment
each one is doling out
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and the punishment
each one is taking?
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Scott is downed by a
vicious blow to the head,
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but he is back up, unbelievably.
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Don't these guys know when
to quit? What is their limit?
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How can they endure
this much pain?
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Another vicious exchange
and a crushing reverse kick.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Johnson comes back
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with a quick exchange of blows.
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I've never, in all of my
years of broadcasting,
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seen anything as vicious
and fabulous as this fight.
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How can any one
human being endure this?
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Oh, and a vicious
cross to the face.
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They're squaring off.
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Neither one is
standing very steadily,
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yet they're still
viciously fighting it out.
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Another vicious
cross, and a counter.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this can't go on much longer.
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Neither one has
any strength left.
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Man. That's incredible, don't
you think? That really is amazing.
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Now, since the match
was declared a draw,
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a certain amount of controversy has
developed as to how it all went down.
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- I thought it was a good fight.
- Yeah, it was a clean fight.
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I mean, people got
their money's worth.
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Of course, if I had another
round, I would have finished it.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, I had the only
knockdown, remember?
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Look, I still had you on points.
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All right, now, but
what about the rumors
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that sabotage forced the judges
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to disqualify all weapons
during the match?
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I mean, that could have
affected the outcome.
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- Yeah, well...
- The only person who needed sabotage
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to help win the fight
would be Felix Johnson.
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Now, that's just the low-class
kind of remark you'd expect
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from someone with
Aubrey Scott's background.
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Excuse me, Miss Private School.
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I'd just like to know if either
of you ladies ever feel trapped
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in the shadows of your husbands,
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or if you've ever considered
resuming your own careers.
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Well, as long as promoters
are unwilling to pay the same
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for women's events as
they do for the males',
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I am more than happy to let old
Felix here bring home the bacon.
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Amazing. This old cow finally
said something I can agree with.
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I mean, why should we
go out and punish ourselves
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when these guys can make
double, triple, what we can?
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Besides, who would pay money to
see a burnt-out has-been like Aubrey
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do anything except maybe rinse her hair
to see what color she's using this month?
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If I hear the name
Johnson one more time,
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I'm gonna personally come down
there, dip your face in battery acid,
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and send pictures to your kids!
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I don't care how you do it, Lou.
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All I care about is that
Aaron gets this part.
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You tell those wimpy producers,
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if they can't make up
their puny little minds...
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I'm going to pay them a visit
and help focus their attention.
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I don't care if Schwarzenegger
wants to bend over for all of them.
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You get Felix that part or you're gonna
be dangling by your you-know-what
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over Interstate 10
during rush hour.
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My husband will be
the Pulverizer, or else.
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Jesus, Andrea, I'm only
eight-tenths of a second off my pace.
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I am not willing to concede
eight-tenths of anything
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to that slime, Aubrey Scott.
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- Honey?
- Yeah?
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I'm gonna slip out for a while.
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How about getting a little
slippery right here first?
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Oh, come on.
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- Aaron, please. Come on, stop it.
- Come on, baby.
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Knock it off, you moron.
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I'm sorry, Aubrey.
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Look, why don't you order
up some room service,
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watch a little Three
Stooges on TV?
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I'll be back in time
to tuck you in, okay?
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Okay.
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You hold that thought.
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Don't start without me, baby.
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It's got drama, it's got pathos,
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not to mention 20
million viewers worldwide.
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Evander Holyfield versus Mike
Tyson, live from the Indiana State Prison.
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What more does he want?
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Jesus Christ, how the hell did
this idiot ever become governor?
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Hold it, hold it.
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Just tell me what his
favorite perversion is.
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I'll have it delivered
with bells on.
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No, just call me when it's done.
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God, am I bored.
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We had waited three
years for this match-up,
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and we were not disappointed.
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Take a look at this action.
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It was wall-to-wall, non-stop
body blows, body slams, killer kicks.
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Just when you thought
one had the advantage,
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here comes the other,
exploding like a bomb.
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We knew there was no love
between Johnson or Scott,
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but this is unbelievable stuff.
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It's hard to imagine how one of
them was going to beat the other
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without killing him first.
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Maybe they're both better off
that the match was declared a draw.
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You know, word out west is that
both of these guys are up for the lead
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in the new 20th Century
Fox film Pulverizer.
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Supposed to be a war going on
between Johnson and Scott's agents
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as they each try to land
the role for their client.
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Well, you tell that
slut Aubrey Scott
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that The Pulverizer is an
action-drama, not slapstick comedy.
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But if she's determined on
embarrassing her husband,
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I hear they're casting Police
Academy 10. Excuse me.
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Oh, gosh. Felix Johnson.
He couldn't act his way
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out of a locker
room towel fight.
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You know, I think
the only reason
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the producers are going through
with this whole charade is for publicity.
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You know, maybe Andrea and
Felix have a future in game shows.
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I don't know.
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Be careful what you wish
for, guys. You just may get it.
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In other sports, plenty of
NFL action for you. In fact...
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Miss P., Miss P., get me Judd
Campbell's office in Hollywood.
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I've got a $100 million idea.
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A Malaysian-rules death
match, Johnson versus Scott.
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The match of the century.
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Kaos in the Kage!
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It's magnificent.
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Is this magnificent?
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Well, the Romans
would surely approve.
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You know, I remember
staying up all night watching you
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when you won the
gold medal in Barcelona.
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I was sure you were
going to turn pro after that.
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In fact, I was kind of
looking forward to promoting
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some special events with you.
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Let me get this straight.
You said Malaysian rules?
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Yeah. No time limit. No
restrictions on moves or weapons.
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Anything goes, you know,
till one man concedes
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or is rendered
totally unconscious.
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Define "totally unconscious."
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Kind of like your
husband is already.
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I knew I smelled
dead fish in here.
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My, my, my. Would you look
at this? Would you look at this?
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You're even more beautiful
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than when I saw you win
the nationals in Minneapolis.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that night.
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Felix and I were stranded
in a blizzard in Denver.
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Had to forfeit my match.
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Lucky break for you, Aubrey.
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Listen, you bitch, I've
already kicked your ass
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earlier this year
in Johannesburg.
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I had the flu.
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Well, I'll kick it again,
right here, right now,
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unless, of course, you're
coming down with something.
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- Are you forgetting Pittsburgh, May '92?
- No, I remember.
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Heard you only had to fuck,
what, two judges to win that one?
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Oh, you lying whore.
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I ought to rip that ugly wig you
call your hair right off your head.
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You go ahead, baby.
You give it your best shot.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Girls, girls, let's try and be
gentlemen about this, huh?
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Now, we're talking about 30 million
pay-per-view subscriptions worldwide,
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not to mention the live
game, not to mention HBO.
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And the winner of the match
will become the new star
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of the brand-new
Fox feature Pulverizer.
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Now, I just happen to have in
my pocket the signed contracts
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from the Judd Campbell office
guaranteeing the role to the winner.
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Need I say more?
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Now, let's get a
grip on this, girls.
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In my scenario, even
the loser of the match,
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and his wife, of course,
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are gonna walk out of that
pit with about $10 million.
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Now, that's enough dead
presidents to make anybody forget
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about a little old Hollywood
premiere, don't you agree?
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Malaysian death match?
How could you agree to that?
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What's the big deal?
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It only took you 10 minutes
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to put Hong Lee on
permanent disability last year.
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Yeah, that's right, but
Hong Lee is no Aaron Scott.
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And besides, the last
time me and Felix went at it,
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the judges called it a draw.
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Well, there's not gonna be
any draws this time, baby.
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Listen, that's
exactly what I mean.
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I mean, we're gonna
have to hurt each other.
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Oh, you're gonna have
to do more than hurt him.
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You're gonna have
to drop him dead.
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But I kind of like
the guy. He's cool.
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No, you don't like
him. You hate him.
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He is a piece of gum
stuck to your shoe.
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Listen, honey, even if I lose, I
mean, we'll still be richer than God.
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I don't give a rat's
ass about the money.
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I am not about to let this
stuck-up Boston bitch...
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That no-class Texas tramp...
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24-karat phony...
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That trailer park trash...
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- Get one over...
- On me.
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- You're gonna go in there...
- And you're gonna kick some butt.
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You're gonna win that match...
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And get me to Hollywood.
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- Is that...
- Clear?
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- Okay, sugar.
- Okay, honey.
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And here in the
grand auditorium,
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Felix Johnson is in the
best shape of his career
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as he continues to train
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for the long-awaited
rematch with Aaron Scott.
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Now, this will be one of the biggest
pay-per-view events in history.
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Now, if orders continue
at their present rate,
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we're looking at an audience
of about 50 million people
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from 40 different countries.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Whirling dervish.
Whirling dervish!
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The whole world said you could
not put these two fighters together.
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This is a promoter's dream, a...
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Somebody get Security!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
amateur hour is over.
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Say hello to the one, the only,
the phenomenal Aaron Scott.
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Bitch!
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Get him! Get him!
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And that's merely just a taste
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of what Felix Johnson will
be getting this Friday night.
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- Come on, Felix! Me and you, right now!
- Come on. Come on.
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I'm gonna kill her.
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I'm gonna rip her heart out.
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Come on, you chickenshit.
I'll take you right now.
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Come on, you bitch. Let's
go right now. Right now, bitch!
238
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Let go of me. Get...
What the hell? Come on!
239
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,726
I'm gonna kick your ass!
240
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Trust me, folks, you've never
seen anything like this before,
241
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,279
and you will never see it again.
242
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,978
Johnson versus
Scott. Kaos in the Kage.
243
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,577
Don't miss it!
244
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,951
Wondering how much launch
you need to get up on that platform?
245
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,289
Nope.
246
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:12,424
I'm wondering if coyote
dung is a good cactus fertilizer.
247
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,391
- I grow them, you know.
- No, I didn't.
248
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,201
- Cactuses.
- Cacti.
249
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,599
I got a whole farm of
them over in Arizona.
250
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,072
But I got these coyotes
shitting all over the place,
251
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,910
and if they mess up my crop,
252
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,416
I swear, I'll single-handedly
put the little bastards
253
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on the endangered species list.
254
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,080
A man's gotta
have a hobby, right?
255
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:44,291
I mean, can't keep doing
this forever, can we?
256
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:50,566
Yeah, it's gonna
be a mess, all right.
257
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,800
I can handle it.
258
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,605
- You bet.
- So can you.
259
00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,677
You bet.
260
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,177
How did it come
down to this, I wonder?
261
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,480
I mean, how did
we let it go this far?
262
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,417
There's only two
reasons I can think of,
263
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,881
both of them female.
264
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,120
No turning back now, I guess.
265
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,329
You having second thoughts?
266
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,930
Not really. You?
267
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,067
No.
268
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,973
I guess I'm kind of
looking forward to it.
269
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,140
Yeah.
270
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,112
I guess I am, too.
271
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,460
I'll take it. Just
put it on our bill.
272
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,805
- Yes?
- Andrea Johnson?
273
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,445
What?
274
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,478
That dismal bitch!
275
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,158
- Hello?
- Aubrey Scott?
276
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,466
Who is this?
277
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,165
Are you sure?
278
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,935
Are you sure about this?
279
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,968
Damn her!
280
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,018
I'm done.
281
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,617
You can go.
282
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,468
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
283
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:41,234
- What the hell are you doing here?
- You first.
284
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,869
I came down to see what a cheating,
low-life scum your husband is.
285
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,207
Really?
286
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:50,443
Looks to me like you're the only one
doing the cheating, low-life scum thing.
287
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,748
Well, rumor has it Felix
modified his weapons,
288
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,015
added a few little
nasty surprises.
289
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,149
You know, you are such
a lying sack of silicone.
290
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,057
The only surprise
going on around here
291
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,620
is how you actually thought that
you could sabotage his weapons.
292
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,826
I don't need to sabotage
weapons. Felix is a loser.
293
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,511
But then again, I
guess you'd know that.
294
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,179
That's how he ended
up with you, isn't it?
295
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,332
Funny, I don't
remember being the loser
296
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,535
working in a Cleveland
mud wrestling dump.
297
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,910
- That was just an exhibition.
- Oh, for two years?
298
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:26,612
You know, Aubrey, I don't really
give a shit if Felix gets that job or not.
299
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:30,781
All I care about is that you never
see the inside of a movie studio, ever.
300
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,620
Well, isn't that a shame?
301
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:36,184
'Cause as soon as I get done
kicking your gold-plated, fat ass
302
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:40,666
into the has-been locker room,
I'm on the first plane back to LA.
303
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,469
What the hell?
304
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,408
- You! This is your doing.
- Fuck you.
305
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:36,315
Underway, live from Las Vegas,
306
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,357
a Malaysian-rules death match.
307
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,553
Johnson versus Scott,
the match of the century.
308
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,129
Kaos in the Kage!
309
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,049
Come on.
310
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,893
Man! Andrea never
hit me that hard.
311
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:26,461
Yeah. The last time Aubrey
used her claws like that,
312
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,905
I had to get three
stitches in my back.
313
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,403
Okay.
314
00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,961
Well, guys, the
producers loved your idea,
315
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,305
and they're putting the
writers on it first thing tomorrow.
316
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,638
Yeah! Well, how hard can it be
to rewrite a movie script, anyway?
317
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:10,046
- Yeah. Besides, I like buddy pictures.
- Hey, that makes two of us, bro.
318
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,845
I can see it all now.
319
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:15,649
The new Newman and Redford.
The new Glover and Gibson.
320
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:19,624
We have got Johnson
and Scott starring in...
321
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,990
- The Pulverizers!
- The Pulverizers!
322
00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:27,629
They're gonna kill
each other down there.
323
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,726
That's the whole idea, isn't it?
324
00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:55,895
I guess, in the end, the
choke was on the girls.
325
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,123
Choke hold, that is.
326
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:05,403
I don't know about you, kiddies,
but my money's on Aubrey.
327
00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:08,600
I think she's a little
fester to the punch.
328
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:13,271
Well, you know what they
say. The scream always rises.
329
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,617
There, all done.
330
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:25,090
Now I'll have a little eggnog,
listen to a few helliday tunes
331
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,991
and wait for Santa
Claus to come.
332
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,730
Maybe I should throw
another Yule log on the fire.
333
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,965
I wonder how Yule
will feel about that.
334
00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:18,476
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