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AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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GOOD EVENING, CREEPS.
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AND WELCOME ABOARD TALES FROM
THE CRYPT SCARELINES FLIGHT 666,
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OFFERING DIRECT SERVICE
FROM YOUR LIVING ROOM
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STRAIGHT TO HELL.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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AS WE WILL BE EXPERIENCING
SOME TUR-BOO-LENCE,
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WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU
KEEP YOUR SEAT BELTS FASTENED
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AND YOUR VOMIT BAGS HANDY.
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SO SLIP ON YOUR
DEAD-SET AND GET READY
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FOR TONIGHT'S
IN-FRIGHT ENTERTAINMENT.
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IT'S A NASTY TALE ABOUT
MY FAVORITE KIND OF GHOULS,
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DREAD HEADS.
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I CALL IT...
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CAME THE DAWN.
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YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH
YOUR BOY SCOUT SMILE.
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I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
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AND I'M NOT GONNA DO
A THING TO STOP YOU.
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RIGHT NOW YOU'RE
UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES,
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AREN'T YOU?
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WOULDN'T IT BE MORE FUN
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TO DO IT WITH YOUR HANDS?
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HOLD THAT THOUGHT
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WHILE I GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
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THEN WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
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OH... OH, MY GOD! OH!
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OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE SO...
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SO... BIG!
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NO.
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE SO...
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SO...
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YOU'RE SO...
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YOU'RE SO...
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UGH...
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HUH...
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EXCUSE ME.
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THERE'S SOMEBODY IN HERE.
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HELLO?
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IT'S OCUPADO.
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COULD YOU TURN THE
LIGHT BACK ON, PLEASE?
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HELLO?
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THERE'S SOMEBODY IN HERE.
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WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKIN' DEAF?
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AAH!
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Answering Machine:
HI. THIS IS JOANNA.
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I'M OUT, BUT I'D REALLY
LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
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SO PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE...
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THAT IS, UNLESS IT'S YOU, ROGER.
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IN WHICH CASE, DON'T
LEAVE A MESSAGE...
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JUST STAY OUT OF
MY LIFE, YOU BASTARD.
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HI. IT'S ROGER.
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I WISH YOU WOULDN'T
LEAVE MESSAGES LIKE THAT
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FOR EVERYBODY IN
THE WORLD TO HEAR.
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I'M ON MY WAY UP TO THE CABIN,
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AND FRANKLY, I'M BORED
STIFF WITHOUT YOU.
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I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN A
VERY GOOD BOY LATELY,
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BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS HOPING
YOU COULD COME UP HERE,
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AND WE COULD KINDA
WORK THINGS OU...
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DAMN IT!
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WHORE!
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HEY!
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DAMN IT!
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JESUS.
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MISS, CAN I HELP YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS STUPID TRUCK.
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WHAT A NIGHT TO BREAK DOWN.
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I WISH I COULD HELP YOU,
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I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT CARS.
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DO YOU WANT TO GET
IN HERE AND WARM UP,
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AND I'LL CALL A
MECHANIC FOR YOU?
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YEAH.
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THANKS.
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SURE.
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NICE CAR.
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THANK YOU.
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HERE. PUT THIS ON.
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THANK YOU.
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OH. UH...
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I DON'T WANT TO GET IT WET.
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OH, I'M NOT WORRIED.
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UH, YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T
THINK THERE'S GOING TO BE
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A GARAGE OPEN
THIS TIME OF NIGHT.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU LIVE?
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IF YOU FEEL LIKE DRIVING
ALL THE WAY INTO THE CITY.
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THAT'S WHERE I LIVE.
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DAMN.
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE
BUS LEAVES AROUND HERE?
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YEAH, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
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THE LAST ONE LEFT
A FEW HOURS AGO.
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THIS JUST REALLY
ISN'T YOUR NIGHT, IS IT?
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NO.
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THE INN ISN'T FAR FROM HERE.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL
AND BOOK YOU A ROOM?
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NO... NO, I COULDN'T AFFORD IT.
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BUT, HEY, THANKS A
LOT FOR TRYING, REALLY.
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I'LL JUST SLEEP IN
MY TRUCK TONIGHT,
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AND I'LL JUST GET SOME
HELP IN THE MORNING, OK?
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OH, NO! LOOK.
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ACTUALLY...
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NOW I'M NOT TRYING TO
BE FORWARD OR ANYTHING...
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BUT MY...
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CABIN'S PRETTY LARGE.
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I'D BE GRATEFUL FOR
THE COMPANY, ACTUALLY.
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YOU SURE?
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YEAH. I'M POSITIVE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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MY NAME IS ROGER, BY THE WAY.
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WHAT'S YOURS?
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OH.
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NORMA.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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NO.
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THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
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LISTEN TO THIS.
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YEAH, SO?
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THIS HAS GOT TO MEAN SOMETHING.
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IT'S NORMA, THE DRUID PRIESTESS.
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IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST
OPERAS IN THE WORLD.
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OPERA?
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IT'S A PERSONAL WEAKNESS.
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I LIKE TO CURL UP AT NIGHT
WITH A BOTTLE OF RED WINE,
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LISTEN TO OPERA, AND SOB.
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IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
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WHAT ARE WE STOPPING HERE FOR?
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WELL, I'M PICKING UP A
FEW THINGS FOR DINNER.
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DO YOU LIKE OYSTERS?
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NEVER HAD THEM.
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OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THEM.
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I'LL LEAVE THE
HEATER ON FOR YOU.
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YEAH, I AGREE.
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YEAH, YOU GOTTA DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT, DAVE.
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HEY, ED.
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HI, ROG.
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ED, DO YOU HAVE
ANY CRISTAL HERE?
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YEAH, I DO.
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I GOTTA GO, DAVE. I'LL CALL
YOU LATER, OK? OK, BYE.
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YOU BELIEVE THAT,
MY FRIEND DAVE?
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SOMEBODY STOLE
HIS TRUCK LAST NIGHT.
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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THIS PLACE IS GETTING
WORSE THAN THE CITY.
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HEAR ABOUT THAT LADY THAT
GOT KILLED A FEW NIGHTS BACK?
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SOMEBODY GOT KILLED?
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YEAH, IN THE WOMEN'S TOILET
OVER AT THE RESTAURANT.
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CHOPPED HER UP LIKE
A ROASTED CHICKEN.
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HACKED OFF HER ARMS.
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SPLIT HER UP THE MIDDLE.
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JESUS, ED.
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STATE BULLS DON'T GOT A CLUE.
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BUNCH OF MORONS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
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IT'S THE SAME GUY
WHO TOOK DAVE'S TRUCK.
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I DARE THAT BASTARD
TO COME IN HERE.
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I'LL PUT A HOLE IN HIM
THE SIZE OF A BUICK.
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THEY'LL HAVE TO TAKE HIM
DOWN TO THE MORGUE IN A BUCKET.
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IS THERE ANYTHING
ELSE THAT YOU NEED?
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YEAH, SOME OYSTERS. YOU HAVE
ANY OF THOSE MALPEQUES LEFT?
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YEAH, I GOT ABOUT A DOZEN.
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IT'LL JUST TAKE A
SEC TO WRAP THEM UP.
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WHEREABOUTS DID YOU SAY
THAT TRUCK WAS STOLEN?
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ABOUT 5 MILES DOWN THE ROAD.
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ROGER, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE MESSAGE I LEFT BEFORE.
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CAN I TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER?
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ROGER?
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SAY SOMETHING.
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SORRY, HON, YOU GOT
THE WRONG PERSON.
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THIS IS NORMA, THE
DRUID PRIESTESS.
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WHO IS THIS?
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SON OF A BITCH.
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YES!
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OH, SHIT.
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OH, JEEZ.
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YOU WARMING UP A LITTLE?
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YEAH, STARTING TO.
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SORRY IT TOOK SO
LONG, BUT OLD ED'S BEEN
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HITTING THE MOONSHINE AGAIN.
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COME IN. COME ON
IN. IT'S REALLY COOL.
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MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
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WOW.
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WOW, THIS PLACE IS
REALLY SOMETHING.
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THANK YOU.
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MIND ME ASKING WHAT
YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
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WELL, I IMPORT THINGS,
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MAINLY FROM EUROPE...
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USED FURNITURE,
OLD KNICK-KNACKS,
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BITS OF CANVAS
WITH PAINT ON THEM.
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COOL!
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OH, YOU LIKE THE PAINTING?
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AHH. YOU LIKE WEAPONS.
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IT SO HAPPENS THAT
THAT AX WAS USED
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DURING THE FRENCH REVOLUTION
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TO CHOP OFF HEADS.
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REALLY?
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CAN I TOUCH IT?
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SURE.
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SEE ALL THOSE
NOTCHES ON THE HANDLE?
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15. ONE FOR EACH HIT.
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IS THIS FOR REAL?
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AS FAR AS I KNOW,
IT'S JUST AN AX.
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I INHERITED IT AND MY
BUSINESS FROM MY MOTHER.
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HER PHILOSOPHY WAS YOU
ATTACH A STORY TO EVERY OBJECT,
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AND THEN YOU JACK UP
THE PRICE OF THE OBJECT.
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HMMM.
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THAT'S MY MOTHER, BY THE WAY.
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IN THE PAINTING.
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YOUR MOTHER WAS SOME
PIECE OF WORK, HUH?
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SHE WAS.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS.
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THERE'S A MASTER SUITE UP THERE.
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YOU CAN CHANGE AND SHOWER.
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THERE'S SOME
DRESSES IN THE CLOSET.
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ARE YOU MARRIED
OR SOMETHING, ROG?
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OH... THE DRESSES
BELONGED TO A WOMAN
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WHO IS NO LONGER
PART OF MY LIFE.
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WAS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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I'D JUST RATHER NOT TALK
ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP.
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THE IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT IT'S OVER.
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OK.
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I'LL TAKE A LOOK.
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IN THERE?
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LYING SON OF A BITCH.
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OUT OF YOUR LIFE, IS SHE?
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AS OF WHEN? A
COUPLE OF HOURS AGO?
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CHRIST. YOU CAN STILL
SMELL THE PERFUME ON HIM!
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MEN!
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THEY'RE EITHER CHEATING ON YOU
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OR CHEATING ON SOMEONE
ELSE AND USING YOU TO DO IT.
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00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:06,382
BUT NOT WITH ME!
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AND BOY, ARE YOU IN
FOR A BIG SURPRISE.
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FITS OK, HUH?
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YEAH.
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IF YOU LOOKED ANY
BETTER IN THAT DRESS,
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I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAND IT.
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00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,369
BUT IT'S NOT COMPLETE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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JUST INDULGING A LITTLE FANTASY.
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TURN AROUND.
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SURPRISES.
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I LOVE SURPRISES.
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GIVE ME A HINT.
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THIS USED TO BELONG TO
CATHERINE THE GREAT OF RUSSIA.
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00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,494
AND IT'S NOT CHEAP.
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CAN I SEE? SURE.
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00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,781
OVER HERE.
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00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,325
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,962
IT'S ONLY AS BEAUTIFUL
AS THE ONE WHO WEARS IT.
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DINNER'S READY.
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SO, AFTER NORMA DISCOVERS
THAT HER LOVER POLLIONE
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HAS BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HER,
250
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SHE DECIDES TO COMMIT SUICIDE
251
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BECAUSE SHE'S BROKEN
HER VOW OF CHASTITY.
252
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BUT, AT THE LAST MOMENT,
POLLIONE JOINS HER,
253
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AND TOGETHER THEY WALK
TOWARD THE FUNERAL PYRE
254
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AS THE CURTAIN DROPS.
255
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THAT'S IT?
256
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,822
THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?
257
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THE GUY CHEATS ON HER,
AND SHE KILLS HERSELF?
258
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WELL, SHE... SHE DOESN'T
DO IT BECAUSE OF HIM,
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SHE DOES IT BECAUSE
SHE'S BROKEN HER VOW OF...
260
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,531
NO. SHE SHOULD
HAVE TAKEN THE GOLD
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AND SPLIT TO PARIS OR SOMEWHERE.
262
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,734
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
A LOT MORE BELIEVABLE.
263
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,836
BUT NOT POETIC. ALL
OPERAS ARE FILLED
264
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WITH LOVESICK MARTYRS
WHO END UP DYING.
265
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THAT'S WHAT OPERA'S ALL
ABOUT. LOVE AND DEATH.
266
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,577
LOVE AND DEATH. I LIKE THAT.
267
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SOMETIMES I THINK MY
OWN LIFE IS LIKE AN OPERA...
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OR AT LEAST MY
RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN.
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I LIKE STRONG WOMEN.
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I LIKE ALL WOMEN.
271
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BUT I SEEM TO BRING
OUT THE WORST IN THEM.
272
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DON'T GET ME
WRONG. I LOVE THEM...
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THE WAY THEY LOOK,
THE WAY THEY SMELL,
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THE WAY THEY TALK,
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THE DEMURE WAY THEY
GO TO THE BATHROOM
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WITH THEIR SKIRTS HIKED
UP AROUND THEIR WAIST.
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THE WAY THEY LAUGH.
278
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SO THAT'S ME.
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00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,813
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,549
LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
281
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,118
LIKE WHO YOU ARE...
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REALLY.
283
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LIKE WHAT YOUR NAME IS.
284
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I KNOW IT'S NOT NORMA.
285
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,918
LIKE WHY DID YOU
STEAL THAT TRUCK?
286
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,589
YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU?
287
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,036
I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE.
288
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I COULDN'T CARE LESS.
289
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,640
THEN WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
290
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:21,298
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
TELL ME TRUTH, THAT'S OK.
291
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,080
NO, I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
292
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,984
I CAME UP HERE LOOKING
FOR MY HUSBAND.
293
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,154
HE TOLD ME HE WAS
ON A FISHING TRIP
294
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,455
WITH HIS BUDDIES
FOR THE WEEKEND,
295
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,192
AND IT TURNS OUT HE'S
SHACKING UP WITH SOME BIMBO.
296
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,659
WHAT HAPPENED?
297
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,017
I DEALT WITH IT.
298
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,535
SO NOW I CAN'T GO HOME.
299
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,803
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
300
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,262
I UNDERSTAND.
301
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,945
YOU DO?
302
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:01,851
YOU CAN STAY HERE
AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.
303
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:05,387
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT IS, BUT I FEEL THIS...
304
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,422
CONNECTION WITH YOU.
305
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:14,018
I FEEL IT, TOO.
306
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,500
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
ONE OF THOSE GUYS
307
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,802
WHO ALWAYS HAS TO BE IN CONTROL.
308
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,640
DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU THOUGHT
STRONG WOMEN WERE SEXY?
309
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,109
YEAH, BUT HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT GONNA TIE ME UP AND ROB ME?
310
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,112
OR MAYBE EVEN SLIT MY THROAT?
311
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,281
WHO KNOWS WHAT
YOU'RE CAPABLE OF?
312
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,883
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA
THROW ME OUT IN THE MORNING?
313
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,685
AW, I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU.
314
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,819
CAN'T WE JUST MAKE LOVE?
315
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,121
SURE WE CAN.
316
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,991
I JUST DON'T WANT
YOU TO TOUCH ME.
317
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,793
UNTIL I'M READY TO BE TOUCHED.
318
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,562
I DON'T THINK I CAN
WAIT THAT LONG.
319
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,630
SURE YOU CAN.
320
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,131
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO TRUST ME
321
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:52,133
LIKE YOU WANT ME TO TRUST YOU.
322
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,271
DON'T YOU THINK TRUST IS SEXY?
323
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,339
WHAT'S THAT?
324
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,341
WHAT?
325
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,343
THERE'S SOMEBODY DOWNSTAIRS.
326
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,800
WAIT HERE.
327
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,995
HELLO?
328
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,896
WHO'S THERE?
329
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,898
WHERE IS SHE?
330
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,400
JOANNA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
331
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,602
WELL, ISN'T THIS SWEET!
332
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,671
DINNER FOR TWO,
CHAMPAGNE FOR TWO,
333
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,573
AND MY COLOR
LIPSTICK ON THE GLASS!
334
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,176
LET ME EXPLAIN!
335
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,512
YOU'VE GOT SOME LITTLE
TROLLOP IN OUR BED, DON'T YOU?
336
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,714
YOU'D STICK YOUR DICK IN
A SHRUB IF YOU THOUGHT
337
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,050
THERE WAS A RODENT IN IT.
338
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,651
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
339
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,254
I'LL FIX HER ASS FOR GOOD!
340
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:51,448
PLEASE. PLEASE.
341
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,801
YOU GOTTA LEAVE.
342
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,436
SHE GETS DANGEROUS
WHEN SHE'S LIKE THIS.
343
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,405
YEAH, WELL, SO DO I.
344
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,407
PLEASE, PLEASE, THERE'S NO TIME.
345
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,908
DON'T TOUCH ME!
346
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,910
LET'S GO!
347
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,412
HERE.
348
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,913
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
349
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,217
PLEASE JUST LEAVE. I DON'T
WANT YOU TO GET HURT.
350
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,091
BASTARD.
351
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,115
SHIT.
352
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,901
WHERE IS SHE?
353
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,169
DO I HAVE TO DO TO HER
354
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,503
WHAT I DID TO THE ONE
IN THE RESTAURANT?
355
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,638
CALM DOWN!
356
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,440
COME ON, ROGER!
357
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,908
WHY DO WE HAVE TO
PLAY THESE GAMES?
358
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,311
JOANNA, CALM DOWN.
359
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,835
YOU KNOW I'LL FIND HER!
360
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,811
Recorded Voice: I WON'T STAND
FOR IT. DINNER FOR TWO!
361
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:51,547
CHAMPAGNE FOR TWO!
362
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,349
AND MY COLOR
LIPSTICK ON THE GLASS!
363
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,284
YOU'VE GOT SOME LITTLE
TROLLOP IN OUR BED!
364
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,686
YOU'D STICK YOUR DICK IN A SHRUB
365
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,288
IF YOU THOUGHT THERE
WERE A RODENT IN IT!
366
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,157
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
367
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,259
Voice in Room: I'LL FIX
YOUR ASS FOR GOOD.
368
00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:07,662
SLUTS LIKE YOU CAN FOOL ROGER,
369
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,853
BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
370
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:14,335
OH, MY GOD! ROGER!
371
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,328
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE
THAT BITCH AT THE RESTAURANT.
372
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:22,811
I'LL FIX YOUR ASS FOR GOOD!
373
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:23,867
AAAAAHHH!
374
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,885
ROGER IS MINE.
375
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:05,286
HMM. I KNOW THEY SAY
BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN,
376
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:06,822
BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT
377
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:09,925
REDHEADS REALLY
KNOW HOW TO SWING!
378
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:10,926
HEH HEH HEH!
379
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:14,963
SO, 'TIL NEXT TIME, KIDDIES,
380
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,632
I HOPE YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
381
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:20,736
BUT I'VE GOT A LITTLE PRIVATE
BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.
382
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,438
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO FRY. HEH HEH HEH!
383
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:28,610
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
JOIN THE MILE DIE CLUB!
384
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,812
AH-HA HA HA HA!
385
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,948
WHOO! WAHOO, OH DEAR!
386
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,617
WHOO! HEE HEE HEE!
387
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,041
OOH...
388
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:42,156
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POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,300
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