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I can't believe you've never
seen Russell's place either.
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He's strangely private
about it.
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Probably because it's
some kind of sex dungeon.
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Hey. He has
a regular-sized door.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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What are you guys doing here?
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Picking you up
to go to the movie.
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We're supposed to
meet in the lobby.
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My doorman has
specific instructions
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to only let women up.
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Hello?
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Let's not get technical.
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All right, stay here.
I'll come out.
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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No, no, no, no!
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Oh, my God.
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This place is amazing.
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Bup, bup, bup, bup!
Put these over your shoes.
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You're serious?
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Yeah, actually,
put 'em on all four paws.
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Why have you never let us
up here before?
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Uh, because there's
no shot at sex,
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and you're not
delivering a pizza.
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I am never leaving
this apartment.
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I live here now.
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I don't think so.
This is all mine.
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No, this building
doesn't allow pets.
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That includes Sasquatch.
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You know, your place
would be perfect
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for a photo shoot I'm doing
for Indoor Living.
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Oh, my God. Are they
doing a story on people
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that'll never let you use their
apartment for photo shoots?
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Thought you had a location.
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Yeah, there was a fire
in that building.
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Everyone lost their home.
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Oh, my God.
I know.
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Crap like this
always happens to me.
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Hey, where's my bathroom?
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At the movie theater.
Hold it in.
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No, you don't need a book.
What are you doing?
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Please, Russell. I'm
supervising this photo spread
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on the ultimate
apartment wedding.
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And if I make the cover,
I could get a huge promotion.
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Listen, I'd love
to help you out,
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but I don't like strangers
in here dirtying up the place.
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Also, I was lying. I don't
really wanna help you out.
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Come on, it'll just be
a couple of people. That's all.
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A couple of people
not carrying pizza
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or having sex with me.
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Okay. I can't believe
I'm doing this,
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but if you let me use
your apartment,
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I'll let you choose the model
who will play the bride.
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[WHISPERS]
Ba-ba-ba-ba.
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And I'd like
some sort of title.
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Okay, how about
location consultant?
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I was thinking, uh, executive
in charge of model pleasuring.
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Done.
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We have a deal?
Yes.
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Yes! Thank you so much.
All right. Okay.
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You will not
regret this.
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Oh, I already d--
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How do I start my Jacuzzi?
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]
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* How many ways
To say, "I love you?" *
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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? *
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* With you by my side
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* There is no denyin' *
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* I can't wait
For me and you *
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[**]
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Mmm.
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What are you doing?
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What?
Pick up a fork
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and eat your apple crumble
like a man.
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Fine.
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What? I only like
the crumble part.
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I'll take your apples.
You wanna trade bites?
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Oh, my God!
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[ALARM BEEPS]
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Ah.
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It's just a reminder Audrey's
birthday is this weekend.
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I gotta figure out
whatto get her.
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Last year I kind of
let her birthday slip my mind.
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So the pressure's really on.
Jen just had a birthday.
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I made her this coupon book
full of special favors
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that I'd do for her
anytime she wants.
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Well, make sure you get
expiration dates
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on those things.
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The other day Audrey nailed me
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with a "breakfast in bed"
from '96.
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Yeah, but, you know,
in a way, it's a gift for me,
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'cause half the coupons
are for sex.
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Although she hasn't really
used any of those yet.
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Not that you know of.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, I wanna get Audrey
something to surprise her.
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Something she's never
had before.
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Oh, how about an orgasm?
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Hey, Jen.
Hey.
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Hey, guys.
What's up?
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Oh, uh, Jeff's trying
to figure out
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what to get Audrey
for her birthday.
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Oh, I'd love to help.
Oh, that was great.
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I need it by
Saturday night.
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And if you keep it
under 100,
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there's a little taste
in there for you.
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I meant we'd go
shopping together.
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Oh. You and me.
Just the two of us?
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Yeah. How's
Saturday morning?
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Sounds great.
Okay.
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You'd be okay without me
on a Saturday?
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Oh, you don't think I can
entertain myself for a day?
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I know you can
entertain yourself.
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I've walked in on that
more than once.
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Now let's go. I'm cashing in
one of my coupons.
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Right.
[JENNIFER GIGGLES]
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Aw. I don't wanna rent
a Patrick Dempsey movie.
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Ah, well, gift problem solved.
[SIGHS]
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Yeah, but spending all day
with Jen.
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It's gonna be awkward.
I don't really know her.
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We're not gonna have much
to talk about.
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You guys hang out all the time.
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As couples. The whole point
of couples friends
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is the guys hang out together
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and the women hang out
together.
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The guys talk about sports,
and the women talk about...
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scrapbooking and personal
freshness, or whatever.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, it's true. You know,
come to think of it,
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I don't spend much time alone
with Jennifer either.
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And when we do,
it's the same conversation:
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"Stop staring at them."
"I wasn't."
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But you were.
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[LAUGHS]
Of course I was.
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[**]
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Okay. So I've
narrowed it down,
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and I'd be fine with
any of these girls.
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As would I.
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Who do you like?
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Well, I have to conduct
the interview.
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Adriana.
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Why do you feel you're
qualified to play a bride?
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Well, when I got married--
Thank you.
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Russell.
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I have a process.
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Ava. Um...
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who wrote Hamlet?
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Why are you
asking her that?
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Because if she gets it, she's
too smart to sleep with me.
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Okay. That's
enough.
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Um, could you all wait outside
in the reception area?
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Please?
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Would you just pick one?
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Listen, it's hard
to find a woman
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who is up to the lofty
Russell Dunbar standards.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
I'm so sorry I'm late.
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My boyfriend
just broke up with me.
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Oh, my God, you're
hired. Hi.
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[**]
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Well, this is taking longer
than I thought it would.
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Well, you wanted the perfect
gift, and perfect takes time.
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How long would
"good enough" take?
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We'd be done if you just
bought the necklace
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I wanted you to get.
Oh, I thought I made it clear
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that price was
a huge object.
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Hey, if we're gonna keep
looking, I need some lunch.
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Okay, so I'll meet you
back here in an hour.
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No, I meant let's
get lunch together.
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Together.
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Yeah, let's just go to
the diner. We can sit and chat.
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Okay, but
I should warn you
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that I don't know that much
about scrapbooking
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or personal freshness.
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Okay.
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[**]
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So...
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So...
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You and Adam, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
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What about us?
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That's all.
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You know what they put in here
to keep it from clumping up?
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Rice.
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That was a nice dead end.
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Oh, hey, there's Adam.
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Hey! Come on over here.
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Oh. Hey, guys.
Sit down.
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No, I was just grabbing
some takeout to bring upstairs.
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I said, sit down.
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No. No, no,
I gotta get upstairs.
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I'm watching the finals.
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What sport?
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The Westminster Dog Show.
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Or...
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Oh, yeah.
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"Clean the closet?"
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You are really holding on to
these sex coupons, aren't you?
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[JEFF CHUCKLES]
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You remember
when Adam was here?
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[ALARM BEEPS]
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Oh. I got an e-mail.
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Oh, this is a classic.
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A hundred different words
for a woman's...
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"Blouse rockets."
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[CHUCKLES]
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That sounds funny.
Forward it to me.
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Ah, what's your e-mail?
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It's my name at Gmail.
Jennifer@gmail.
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No, my first and last name.
Right.
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Jennifer Sm...
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[MUTTERING]
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Ah, just...
lost my connection.
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You don't know
my last name, do you?
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Well, it hasn't
exactly come up.
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I can't believe it.
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I mean, I thought
we were friends.
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Well, exactly. We're
on a first-name basis.
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I know your last name, Jeff.
Jeff Bingham.
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Well, I am sorry,
Jennifer...Lopez.
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Not even close.
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I know you're Latina.
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No, I'm not.
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Remember when Adam was here?
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[**]
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Hey, Melissa.
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It's Russell, the executive
in charge of the shoot.
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Oh, uh, I thought
Audrey was in charge.
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Oh-ho-ho! That's funny.
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No, no, Audrey's
my intern. Yeah.
Oh.
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Anyway, this is
a nice location, huh?
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Yeah, it's-- It's beautiful.
Oh, thank you. It's mine.
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Oh, really?
Yeah.
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You know, I'd love to give you
the grand tour sometime.
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I mean, there's some--
Some am-- Amazing view--
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I'm gonna throw a coaster
under that real quick.
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I have a few minutes before
I have to get into makeup.
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Uh, I would love to see
the rest of your place.
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That's great. I'd probably start
with the master bedroom,
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and, uh... Ca--?
Can you give me one second?
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Oh.
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Who are these people?
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Ah, the rest
of the crew.
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The rest--? You said it was only
gonna be a couple of people.
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I know. I just didn't
tell you the truth,
246
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'cause-- Well, 'cause lying
got me what I wanted.
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Well, what the hell?
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They're coming out of like--
Like some sort of
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teamster clown car.
I--
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And they don't have
the protective booties on.
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That rug is for knees
and elbows only.
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Please, Russell. This is
really important to me.
253
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,212
I know, but it's not
worth trashing my pad.
254
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,781
Listen, I will take care
of these booties.
255
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:51,251
You take care of getting on
that booty, huh?
256
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,153
Yeah. Huh?
257
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,756
Let's put that down
before someone sees.
258
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,625
[**]
259
00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,993
Oh. Fernandez.
260
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,629
I told you,
I'm not Latina.
261
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,297
I think you're wrong.
262
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,666
You know what? Why don't you
just go shopping by yourself,
263
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,336
and we'll hang out when Audrey
and Adam are available?
264
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,637
Look, Jennifer, come on.
265
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,806
Don't-- Please, d--
Ah, whoa.
266
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,641
Whoa.
267
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:18,445
It's a '69 Camaro SS.
268
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,748
Ah. Adjustable shocks,
269
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,716
anti-sway bar,
big eight under the hood.
270
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,685
You know about this stuff?
Yeah, my older brother had one.
271
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,320
He used to let me drive it
all the time.
272
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,188
That's cool.
273
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,190
Yeah, especially
since I was 12.
274
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,459
But his wasn't half
as cherry as this one.
275
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,962
Dreamed of having
one of these in college.
276
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,830
Cruising, gunning
the engine so loud,
277
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,767
nerds would
fall off their mopeds.
278
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,434
You, uh, like
this car?
279
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,569
Try love it.
280
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,472
Wanna take it
for a test drive?
281
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,241
[**]
282
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,446
Sweet ride.
283
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,082
Yeah.
284
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,851
Still can't believe I bought it.
285
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,326
[**]
286
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,762
Anyway, so then
the Sherpa says to me,
287
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,598
"We need to acclimate at base
camp for, like, three days."
288
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,133
I'm like,
"No, friend.
289
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,602
We're summiting this puppy,
uh, tonight."
290
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,837
[GASPS]
Yeah.
291
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,671
Yeah, "puppy"
being Mount Everest.
292
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,473
You've heard me.
293
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,442
Oh. Excuse me
for a minute.
294
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,082
[WHIRRING]
295
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,754
You're good to go.
296
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,357
I better get
this promotion.
297
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,992
I need you to help me
with Melissa.
298
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,660
You need to help me
seal the deal.
299
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,296
I'm not
holding her down.
300
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,935
I need you to talk me up. She'll
believe another woman.
301
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,970
Oh, I don't know.
No, come on, you--
302
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,872
Here she comes. Do it.
303
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,107
Hey, Melissa.
Audrey.
304
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,708
I-- I just wanted
to tell you...
305
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,645
Russell told me you're
the best intern he's ever had.
306
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,781
Oh. What a relief.
Yeah.
307
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,784
His place is just so beautiful.
Yeah.
308
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,453
What's his story?
309
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,655
He is a catch.
310
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,591
Yeah. He's...sweet,
311
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,793
and...smart...
312
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,930
and...totally not
313
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,899
a lying weasel
at all.
314
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,169
Well, that's
good to know.
315
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,303
Mm-hm.
316
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,206
[PHONE RINGING]
317
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,409
Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Hello?
318
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,278
What?
So how'd it go with Melissa?
319
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,013
What are you
talking about?
320
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,714
What did you say
about me?
321
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,349
No, th-that's
unacceptable.
322
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,085
Talk to me. Me, me.
Uh, not them.
323
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,420
Fine. Call me if
you get someone else.
324
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,621
Damn it.
325
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:46,126
OH, no. Was it something
about me and Melissa?
326
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,162
No. The model playing
the groom can't make it.
327
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,764
He had an emergency
appendectomy and almost died.
328
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,067
I just cannot
catch a break.
329
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:59,472
Now I have, like, n-no time
to find a replacement.
330
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,943
Okay. Okay, I get
your not-so-subtle hint.
331
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,178
I'll do it.
[LAUGHING]
332
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,181
What? Why can't I
play the groom?
333
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,918
Oh, you can.
On the wedding cake.
334
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,053
[GIGGLES]
335
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:21,161
I'm sorry. Uh-- No, the truth
is, you don't fit the suit.
336
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,964
Oh. You know
who might?
337
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,900
Stupid coupon book.
338
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,670
Next year they're all
gonna be for sex.
339
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,072
[APPLAUSE ON TV]
340
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,341
Oh, no, no, no.
You gotta be kidding me.
341
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,177
The springer spaniel?
Open your freaking eyes, judge.
342
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,614
[PHONE RINGING]
343
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,615
[SIGHS]
344
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,951
Hello.
345
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,352
Oh, hey.
346
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:48,021
Uh, yeah,
I'm a 40 regular. Why?
347
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,628
Ah, come on. Why couldn't
that suit be a 28 short?
348
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,497
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
349
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,938
[**]
350
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:08,675
Oh. These fries
are so good.
351
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,944
Everything tastes better
in a car like this.
352
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,179
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
353
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,680
Hey, we eat 'em
the same way.
354
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,548
A big bunch at a time.
It's the only way to do it.
355
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,618
Adam nibbles them one by one,
like a rabbit.
356
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,187
Audrey does that too.
357
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,455
What a couple of girls.
358
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,623
[CHUCKLES]
359
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,293
What are you doing?
360
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,761
I'm sending a picture I took
of the car to all my faves
361
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,364
so they can print it out
and keep it in their minivans.
362
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,566
[LAUGHING]
363
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,735
Oh, my God.
Do you see what I see?
364
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,337
Nerd on a moped.
Mm-hm.
365
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,940
Punch it.
[ENGINE REVVING]
366
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,544
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
367
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,180
[**]
368
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,616
Keep doing that.
That looks great.
369
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:53,553
It's not great. He's stealing
all my face time with Melissa.
370
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,887
Adam is engaged.
371
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,489
Thanks.
372
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,993
Knowing he's unhappy makes me
feel a little better.
373
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,361
All right, Adam, Melissa,
374
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,196
I need you to take
your champagne glasses.
375
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,498
Okay.
Adam, you stand
and make a toast.
376
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,300
Oh, but I don't
know what to say.
377
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,137
It's a picture.
378
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,640
Oh. Uh...
379
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,009
Come on, wrap this up.
I gotta get back there.
380
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,844
All-- All right, everyone,
just take a break.
381
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,413
RUSSELL:
Break, break, break.
Break, break, break.
382
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,183
[WHISTLING]
383
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,917
Ah.
[LAUGHS]
384
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,988
You know, I can't believe Adam's
not a professional model.
385
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,923
He is just
such a natural.
386
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,592
Isn't he? He is.
You know,
387
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,527
you two have more
in common than you think.
388
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,263
Oh, really?
Yeah, his boyfriend
389
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,864
broke up with him too.
390
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,132
Oh.
Yeah.
391
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,534
He felt Adam was
actually "too gay."
392
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,171
Whatever that means.
393
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,273
Anyway, so this is
almost over,
394
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,375
and I thought we could hustle--
[PHONE RINGING]
395
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,110
Oh, excuse me.
Yeah, sure.
396
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,513
Hello?
397
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,884
Stain on my couch.
398
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,552
Stain on my couch!
399
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,020
W-w-- What's--
What's wrong?
400
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,722
There's a stain on my couch!
401
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,791
It's just a little spray tan.
Uck.
402
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,559
All right, I'll pay
to get this cleaned.
403
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,728
I'll-- I'll do whatever
it takes. Russell, please,
404
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,564
I just need 10 more minutes.
We've gone this far.
405
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,832
Okay.
406
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,033
That was my boyfriend.
407
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,435
He wants us to
get back together.
408
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,205
Awesome. Everybody out!
Here we go.
409
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,840
Party's over!
410
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,041
Let's beat it.
411
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,177
I didn't stutter.
Okay.
412
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,178
I'm so not kidding.
413
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,147
[**]
414
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,082
We should just
cruise around all night.
415
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,383
Can you kick in
for gas?
416
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,185
I paid for
the last tank.
417
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,786
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
418
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,188
Oh, no.
What?
419
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,756
Audrey's present.
420
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,458
Oh, no.
421
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:43,062
Think she'd want a '69 Camaro
that only I'm allowed to drive?
422
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,566
You know what? It's all right.
Stores are still open, we can--
423
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,734
What the hell?
424
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,337
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
425
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:54,141
Is that Adam
getting married?
426
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,775
Is that Jeff...
427
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,544
in a Camaro?
428
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,913
[ENGINE REVVING]
429
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,749
[**]
430
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,587
I can't believe you spent
that much money on a car
431
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,988
without even
talking to me.
432
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,357
D-did you even
think about
433
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:13,025
parking
and insurance?
434
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,195
Valid issues.
435
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,963
Jennifer, how could you
let him do this?
436
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,331
It's the car's fault
437
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,701
for being so bitchin'.
438
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,406
Ha. You guys
got in trouble.
439
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,809
Just let me try to talk to her.
440
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,744
Tell her I feel terrible,
441
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,646
I realize I made
a big mistake,
442
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,482
and I'll do anything
to make it right.
443
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,551
[SIGHS]
444
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,619
Aw, hey.
445
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,087
[DOOR CLOSES]
446
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,655
I have a Camaro.
447
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,559
[**]
448
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,096
[SIGHS]
449
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,531
Everything's cool
with Audrey.
450
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,533
Really? How'd you pull that off?
Mm-hm.
451
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,602
Well, I told her
that you told me
452
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,937
that you love her more now
than the day you met,
453
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,240
you can't wait to
get home to her every day,
454
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,142
and a bunch of
other wussy crap.
455
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,277
And she bought that?
456
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,413
No, she knows you
too well.
457
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:09,216
So I also told her
that you bought her
458
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,550
an unbelievable
birthday gift.
459
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,885
That expensive necklace?
You got it.
460
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,887
Good work.
Mm-hm.
461
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,956
You're kind of like a chick
and a dude.
462
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,791
And I don't mean like
those pictures
463
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,827
that Russell
e-mails me.
[LAUGHS]
464
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,930
Oh, well, I take that
as a compliment.
465
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,700
You're all right,
Ramirez.
466
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,472
[**]
467
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,212
Wow, what's
with the champagne?
468
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,314
Stole it from Russell.
469
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,216
You took a prop
from the photo shoot?
470
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,584
No, I...
471
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,319
broke into
his wine cellar.
472
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,022
So, what are we
drinking to?
473
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,092
How about to us
setting a wedding date?
474
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,494
What?
475
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,396
Yeah, I'm thinking
this summer. You know?
476
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,366
Why, is your biological
clock ticking?
477
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,701
No. No. It's just,
478
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,636
I saw all these fake wedding
pictures from today,
479
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,773
and it...made me wanna
marry you. For real.
480
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,543
Adam, that's so nice.
[CHUCKLES]
481
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,846
But that doesn't give us
enough time to plan.
482
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,948
Okay, well, then next summer.
Deal.
483
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,384
Deal.
[CLINK]
484
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:21,521
Mm. In fact...
485
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:26,225
this coupon is good
for one wedding...
486
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,727
next summer.
487
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,230
Are you sure?
488
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,865
Yes. I'm ready.
489
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,134
I know that you're the man
that can take care of me
490
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,304
for the rest of my life.
[CHUCKLES]
491
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,674
Now give me the coupon.
You'll lose it.
492
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,677
Fine. Oh, wait.
493
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,815
Coupon for one wedding
next summer and...
494
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,518
sex.
495
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,622
[**]
496
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,860
That necklace
is so beautiful.
497
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,296
It is. It was
such a surprise.
498
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,031
He gave it to me in the new car.
499
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,399
Mm-hm-hm.
I bet he did.
500
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,302
Don't be disgusting.
501
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,737
Yeah.
502
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,542
Oh, hey. I can wear my new
necklace at your wedding.
503
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,310
It'll be great.
You're getting married,
504
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,711
I'll know your last name.
505
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,447
It'll be the same as Adam's.
506
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,449
I might not
change it to his.
507
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,151
You should. Jennifer Roman
sounds pretty good.
508
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,053
My last name's Rhodes.
509
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,057
What the hell
is it with you two?
510
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