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Well, I got into my car
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I try to take a drive
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But the thought of you
weighed on me
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And the traffic
killed my high
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So I got out of my car
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And I bid it farewell
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Now I'm tearing
through the 16
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Like a bat out of hell
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The night is coming
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Boys, put on your suits
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My armor
It is stunning
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Yes, I got big boots
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I keep my boots on
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I keep 'em on
all night long
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I keep my big boots on
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Ain't nobody gonna tell me
it's wrong
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I keep my boots on
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I keep 'em on
all night long
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I keep my big boots on
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Ain't nobody gonna tell me
it's wrong
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I walked across
the mountains
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With my heels in the mud
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Hi.
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Just these?
Yeah.
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Uh, can I make
a suggestion?
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I thought this looked like
it had amazing potential too,
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but it is actually
really, really bad.
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It's, like, two definitely
underage European girls
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hitchhiking through
the most unattractive
shots of Germany.
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Greasy fat guys, like,
basically raping them.
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I mean, it-it is--
it's a turn-off.
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We should probably move it
to a different section,
like Bad.
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Um--
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Do you want to pick
out something else?
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No, thanks.
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Are you sure?
We're open till midnight.
Just these.
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Just these three then?
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Okay. Will you, um--
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Yeah.
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He's gonna--
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How you doing?
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Great.
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Okay.
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We'll get that.
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Two seconds.
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Due back Friday
before midnight.
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Dude, you can't talk
to the porn customers
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the same way you talk
to the ones who are renting
Truffaut for the 12th time.
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That was an incredibly
odd exchange.
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Thanks, dude.
I think it's cool.
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Now we know
she's not mute.
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We're in a new period of time.
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McDonald's on every
corner in Poland.
Right, dude?
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Yeah.
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We think we're free because we
get to choose between a latte
and a mocha at Starbucks.
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That's not freedom, man.
It's a bad situation.
Bad situation.
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History is cyclical though.
It's all gonna come back around.
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Bullshit! We're all fucked!
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You guys been watching
Charlie Rose? We are changing
what it means to be human.
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Come on.
We've always been changing
what it means to be human.
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The pendulum has to swing all
the way to the extreme before
it's gonna swing back again.
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Pendulum? What the fuck
are you talking about?
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I'm talking about
the end of the world.
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Good night.
Later, dude.
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Hello?
Uh, delivery.
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What?
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U.P.S.
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One moment.
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00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,705
Hi.
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Don't I know you
from the video store?
I was there yesterday.
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00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,243
Yeah, yeah.
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00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,779
Hey, maybe we could--
Oh!
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Uh, just get
a coffee or something?
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Just as friends
or film buffs?
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Can we rent all these?
Can we rent all
three of these?
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00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,704
Please.
Yeah, please,
we love Alain Delon!
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Sure.
When are they due back?
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What?
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How long can we rent them?
Yeah.
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Uh, Wednesday
before midnight.
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Hey, it's me.
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I have a friend
in the building.
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I just wanted to let
you know, 'cause yesterday--
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00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,722
Uh, any-anyway, I, uh--
I have a present for you.
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00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,894
It's really a great one.
Okay.
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00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:10,931
I'd still like to
take you out.
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00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:16,203
We could go to the, um,
Museum of Jurassic Technology.
Do you know about that place?
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I'm really great at
picking out films for people.
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It's-It's a gift I have,
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if you can even
call this a film.
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This is from
the video store?
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00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,186
Oh, yeah. Yes, it is.
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But you know, no charge or--
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I'll return it
with the others tomorrow.
Cool.
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When you know me, there
aren't any late fees, so--
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I hope you enjoy it.
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00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,312
Hi.
Yes?
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00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,315
What did you think?
Um--
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Can I come in?
No.
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00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,019
Can I come in for a second?
No!
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00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:52,592
My great aunt had
to go to the hospital.
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00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,395
What?
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00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,931
She's the one who lives
in the building.
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00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,700
I guess I'm looking
after her place now.
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00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,204
But did you wanna
get some breakfast or something?
No.
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00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:09,209
Don't ask me again.
It's a waste of time
to keep asking me.
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00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:14,081
I'm sorry about your aunt.
I hope she's okay.
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00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:23,056
So that's a black mamba--
first deadliest snake
in the entire world.
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00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,659
Hey, here she comes.
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00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,096
Hey!
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00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,403
I don't know what
the second deadliest--
You said Taipan?
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Go away!
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00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,163
No, please!
Something's happened!
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00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,498
Go away.
I'll call our super!
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00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:09,036
No, please! I need your help!
She died!
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00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,504
She's dead.
Please, can I come in?
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I don't have anyone.
I'm all alone.
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She died.
I don't have anyone!
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00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,019
Oh, fuck.
What is that thing for?
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It's in case
you fucking try anything.
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00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:39,699
Um, can I open some windows?
I just feel like
I can't breathe.
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Talk.
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I was gonna talk
about my great aunt.
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00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,260
Talk then.
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00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,698
Well, um--
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You have a really
nice apartment.
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00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,505
Which apartment
did she live in?
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00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,174
Uh, uh, is this trash?
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00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,709
Yeah.
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00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,578
I'm gonna, uh-I'm gonna
throw it away, okay?
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00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,614
Okay.
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00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,256
You wanna know something
my great aunt said tonight?
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00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,158
What?
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00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,528
She said, um,
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00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,731
Knowledge is when you learn
something new every day.
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00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:50,137
Wisdom is when you let
something go every day.
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00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,239
Emerson said that.
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00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,310
You know that quote?
Yeah.
139
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,215
She didn't come up with
that one on the spot
tonight. Sorry.
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00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,487
Well, anyway,
she knew the quote.
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00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:13,260
I knew your aunt.
I'd see her at
the mailbox downstairs.
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00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,163
She always said
hello to me.
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00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,168
Um--
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00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,172
It's okay to watch erotica.
145
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,440
And I say that
as a lifelong Catholic.
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00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:31,578
Catholics are pervs.
Not me.
147
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,214
Well, you're not a priest.
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00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,384
You're right.
I am not a priest.
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00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,700
No one really gets fucked
in the films you rent.
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00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,236
There's no penetration.
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00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:03,910
And I also understand
the allure of the
old battered V.H.S.'s.
152
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:07,214
They're like antiques.
I don't wanna
talk about it.
153
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,516
Yeah. Okay,
neither do I.
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00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,386
I think you just call it
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that place between
your collarbones.
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00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,892
Is it the sternum?
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00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,162
Yeah, maybe.
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00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,337
Anyway,
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00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,805
I gotta go to bed.
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00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,212
I'm really sorry
about your aunt.
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00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,448
Um,
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could I maybe sleep
on your couch tonight?
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00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,221
Um--
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00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:21,348
Hey, why are you late?
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00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,452
You know it's Simon's
day off?
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I have never
been late before.
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00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,491
I know. I thought
you were dead.
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00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,494
Sorry.
I am so sorry.
169
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,497
Your mamoosh called.
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00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,667
Oh, fuck! That's right.
It's Wednesday!
Yeah.
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00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,002
Oh!
She had a bit
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00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:47,374
of an emotional outburst
when you missed
your phone date.
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00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,476
You've never been
late before.
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00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,978
She started screaming
at me in Polish.
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00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,980
I had to smoke this
to relax.
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00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,949
I'm sorry, man.
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00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:02,589
That'll be her.
Every 10 minutes for
a solid two hours.
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She's scaring Derek.
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00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,862
She's messed up, Simon.
You don't
know that, dude.
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00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,630
No, I know. She is.
You think so?
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00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:23,169
She just doesn't love me.
And me having this whole wealth
of love for her doesn't help.
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00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,605
I've been thinking
about the great writers
lately.
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00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,808
How many of them
were really in love--
in love for decades?
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00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,810
None of 'em.
Shut up, Derek.
185
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,646
How many were in love
with just some girl they
were fucking at the time
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who didn't even
love them back
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in this lonely,
torturous existence?
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An empty fucking cave.
189
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,157
Have you found
her clit, Simon?
190
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:48,595
What?
You know where
her clit is, right?
191
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:52,031
I think so.
So you don't know.
192
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:55,468
Yeah, I know.
So, where is it?
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00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,705
It's-It's--
It's where everything--
Where?
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00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:02,675
It's where all the stuff--
It's the thing that looks
like the flux capacitor.
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00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,044
Oh, my God!
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00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,780
Stop looking at me
like that, Eric.
I thought you knew, man.
197
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:11,484
This accounts for 90%
of your problems with
this chick. I swear.
198
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,486
You don't know what
it is, do you?
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00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:18,525
It's an anatomical part
of the female vagina.
200
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:21,994
Shut the fuck up, Derek.
Do you know what it is?
201
00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:24,063
The clitoris?
Yes, I do.
202
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:27,600
I am religious
about the clitoris.
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00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,172
Did you get the tape?
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00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,809
Yeah, I got it.
205
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,712
You're liking them,
right?
206
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,714
Shut up.
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00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:32,084
They're terrible,
but-but that's part
of it for you, right?
208
00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:35,154
Where's your cross?
209
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,323
Checking out my neck, huh?
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00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:47,299
I know you're not Catholic.
Yeah, sorry.
211
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,802
No, no, no, no, no.
It still counts.
I'd like you to wear it.
212
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:53,806
It's better safety
than a meat cleaver.
Butcher knife.
213
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,809
Well, this will keep you safer
than any butcher knife could.
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00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:59,378
Safe from you?
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00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:03,249
I guess. If you feel like
you need protection, so--
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00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,217
Whoa!
Before you put it on--
What?
217
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:08,354
I have to wash your hair.
218
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,790
You can't wear a cross
with dirty hair.
219
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:14,493
Oh, I hate this.
220
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,764
It's almost done.
The water's getting
in my eyes.
221
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:20,800
It is not.
I am being careful,
and you know it.
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00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:24,203
Okay.
223
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,978
Okay, done.
You're done.
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00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,347
Okay, here.
225
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,884
Here. Sit right--
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00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,890
Lemme just--
227
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:54,033
Polish people
wash each other?
Yeah.
228
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,035
I've never heard
of that before.
229
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,938
Well, how many Polish people
do you know?
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00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:00,907
None.
231
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,243
You know me.
Not really.
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This will keep you safe.
233
00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:13,853
You said that already.
Let me put it on.
234
00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:17,023
No, I have to put it on.
Fine.
235
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:29,869
But don't brush my hair
anymore. I don't like it.
236
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,878
I don't like it.
237
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:52,158
Uh, do you--
do you wanna watch
one of your movies?
238
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:56,262
We could watch one
together.
239
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,932
You have to go,
or I'll get upset.
Don't upset me.
240
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:06,372
Okay. I'm going.
241
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:12,511
We'll do it another time.
242
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,952
I care about you.
243
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:56,055
Wake up, buddy.
Hi. Excuse me.
244
00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:58,090
What?
245
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,935
Roll your window down,
please.
246
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:11,337
Uh, yeah?
247
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:15,307
Uh, you can't be sleeping
in the parking lot.
248
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,045
Um, yeah.
249
00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:22,548
My-My wife kicked me out
for the night, but, uh--
250
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:26,218
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Um, it's a one-time thing.
It won't happen again.
251
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:30,656
I know. We saw you
for the past six
nights or so, so--
252
00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:33,092
Yeah, I know. Um--
253
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:38,230
My wife kicked me out a long
time ago, but I'm about to get
back into her good graces.
254
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,633
But you're right. I shouldn't
be sleeping in the parking lot.
It's crazy.
255
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:45,071
'Cause see, if we catch
you again, we're gonna
have to call the cops.
256
00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,974
And my boss wanted
to call the cops
this morning,
257
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,509
but I wanted
to come down here
and warn you first.
258
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:55,081
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
I'm assistant manager.
259
00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:58,985
Oh, yeah. Cool.
260
00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:02,054
All right, um--
All right, I'm leaving now.
261
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,690
Watch your fingers.
262
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,495
Bye.
263
00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:12,464
She doesn't want to see me.
264
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:15,434
I'm so sorry, man.
265
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:18,637
I don't ever wanna talk
about this again. So, um--
266
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:23,976
It's weird that
that girl stopped coming in.
267
00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:27,679
Which girl?
That weird one.
268
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:30,116
Yeah. How long's it been?
I'd say about a week.
269
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:33,119
She used to come in
every day.
Yeah, in the late afternoon.
270
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:37,156
Yeah, it's been ever
since lover boy here
scared her away.
271
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:40,659
I told you
she's weird, man.
272
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,362
She's probably sitting
in a garbage can somewhere
273
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:47,366
still embarrassed that
you tried to talk to her.
274
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:51,370
Isn't it your day off?
Yeah. What are you, a loser?
275
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:56,175
I was getting some groceries
in the neighborhood, Simon.
276
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:59,478
You live in Echo Park.
Yeah, I still need groceries.
277
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:03,349
All the grocery stores in
this neighborhood are Pan Asian.
278
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:06,152
Fuck off, you guys, okay?
279
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:09,088
Maybe I wanted
to make stir fry.
280
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:12,191
Plus, there's like 10
grocery stores within a mile
of your house, dude.
281
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:16,195
I like the breeze
on this side of town.
The ocean breeze.
282
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,630
It clears my head.
283
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:21,200
Yeah. Just admit it, dude.
284
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:23,202
What?
285
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,304
You have no life.
286
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:29,508
Oh. Is this because of
that bitch whose clit
you could never find?
287
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,810
Derek!
288
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,546
You're an imbecile.
289
00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:38,317
I'm never talking
to you again.
290
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:43,455
Dude.
He bothers me, man,
a lot.
291
00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:45,491
Have a heart.
They just broke up.
292
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,726
I don't care.
He really bothers me.
293
00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:55,201
I'll sit behind you like this
so you don't see me.
Uh-huh.
294
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:59,738
Okay? And I won't
make a sound.
Not a word.
295
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,808
I promise.
Do you have a cell phone?
296
00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:05,043
No.
297
00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:16,122
I can't do anything while
you're here, so it kind
of ruins it for me.
298
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:19,425
It's kind of boring if you
aren't getting off, isn't it?
Shut up!
299
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:22,828
You said you
wouldn't talk.
You talked to me.
300
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:26,432
I can do that.
I can talk to you.
You can't talk to me.
301
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,575
Plus, I just thought
of one more rule.
302
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,810
If you get a boner,
303
00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:42,181
you're out.
304
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:06,305
Well--
305
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:09,708
Hey, hold down the fort, okay?
Eric and I are going next door.
Okay.
306
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:14,446
And, uh, Simon's in the back.
Don't tell him where we went.
He'll miss me too much.
307
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:23,289
Which movie?
308
00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:27,893
Okay. Cool.
Is it from the '70s?
309
00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:31,663
Well, tell me
which decade!
310
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:37,236
I doubt it. Why would I
like it? You don't think
I'm gonna like it that much?
311
00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:47,246
I hate this.
I hate this shit.
I hate all of this bullshit.
312
00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:50,749
I can't believe you thought
I'd be into this.
313
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:55,354
My God. I am so bored.
314
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:58,390
How big is this guy's dick
would you say?
315
00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:01,360
It's hard to tell.
316
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,495
Not bigger than me.
317
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,798
What?
About--
318
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:10,769
Your penis is not even
half of that, I bet.
319
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:15,374
Excuse me.
How would you know?
320
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:19,378
I've seen it
bulging out your pants,
and it's not that.
321
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:23,249
So, been checking
out my bulge.
322
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:24,950
Don't call it a bulge.
323
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:27,553
When was this?
324
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:32,591
I don't even remember.
I just remember thinking
there's probably not much to it.
325
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:36,262
Mmm. You must have me confused
with someone else.
326
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:40,399
Look, I don't care.
The size, I don't care.
327
00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:43,502
It's just really pitiful
if you lie about it.
328
00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:47,973
Okay. That guy is, what?
What would you say?
329
00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:50,276
I'd say I don't care.
No, let's make a bet.
330
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:55,847
If I am bigger than that guy,
then I get to sleep
in your bed tonight.
331
00:36:55,881 --> 00:37:00,719
No.
Come on.
It's a fair bet.
332
00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:03,555
If I am bigger
than that guy, I win.
333
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:06,525
It's so late!
No touching.
No touching?
334
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:11,963
No, touching, I swear.
I can't sleep out here again.
It gets so cold. Desert cold.
335
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:16,368
What do I get if I win?
What do you want
if you win?
336
00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:20,472
I want you
to not talk at all
when you come over here.
337
00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:24,276
Just make the food,
we'll watch the movie
338
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,945
and you don't speak.
339
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,650
I can do that.
340
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:47,366
Okay, well, proportionally,
let's say he's eight?
341
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:49,368
Eight and a half?
Sure.
342
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:52,771
Let's say eight and a half.
Let's just say he's eight.
343
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:56,875
You have to be bigger
than him to win, remember?
344
00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:01,747
Okay. Uh, well,
how do you want
to measure me?
345
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,316
I'll have to be erect
to make it fair.
Fuck that!
346
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,952
I do!
He's fucking erect!
Fine.
347
00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:10,522
You measure yourself though.
I'm not fucking touching you.
348
00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:12,758
Fine.
349
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:18,464
Okay, um--
350
00:38:18,497 --> 00:38:21,400
Are you gonna put a sock
over it or something?
351
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:25,704
Over my cock?
Don't fucking say cock!
352
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,441
Over my dick?
You're such a pig.
353
00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:32,644
Over my pee-pee?
354
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,780
This is why
you shouldn't talk.
355
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,683
Okay, okay, so confirming,
356
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:42,020
if my, um, penis
357
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:46,024
is bigger than 8 1/2 inches,
I get to sleep
in your bed tonight?
358
00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:50,796
Use one of your socks
to cover it. I don't want
to see it.
359
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:57,603
Well-Well, how will
you be sure how big it is
if you don't see it?
360
00:38:57,636 --> 00:39:00,772
I'll observe from over here.
361
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,511
Okay.
362
00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,413
Um--
363
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,884
I just have
to concentrate.
364
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,024
Okay.
365
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:23,695
I mean it. I will call
the police if you rape me.
366
00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:26,865
I'm not going
to rape you, man!
I'm here every night.
367
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,701
Don't you think
I would have tried by now?
Just don't do anything.
368
00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:32,037
Okay!
369
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:43,415
It is cold in your house
in the middle of the night.
370
00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:45,717
It gets pretty cold.
371
00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:54,025
I'm not trying anything.
372
00:39:55,961 --> 00:40:00,666
Can I just put
my back up against yours?
373
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,635
Okay.
374
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,556
This is called
plecki do plecki.
375
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,094
My Polish grandmother,
Babcia,
376
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:33,599
used to, uh, make us
sleep like this in pairs
when we were kids.
377
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:41,006
She did it as a kid too.
It was the only way they
kept warm during the winter.
378
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:47,579
Plecki do plecki.
And they lived in a hut.
379
00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:50,616
And she didn't
get her period
until she was 17
380
00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:54,786
because she was
so malnourished.
381
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:58,056
Plecy are your back.
382
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:03,862
All your back's muscles
are one thing.
383
00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:06,532
But plecy is plural.
384
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,968
That's nice.
385
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:16,274
I love this.
386
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,977
Was your great aunt
Polish too?
387
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,848
Um, yeah.
388
00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:28,920
It feels like
we're connected.
389
00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:49,701
I started my period.
390
00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:04,816
Let's go out.
391
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:07,653
I don't like L.A.
392
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:11,089
What? You live here.
I don't go out to places,
I mean.
393
00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:22,801
You're touching me again.
394
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,636
I know.
395
00:43:33,378 --> 00:43:35,747
On the first day
of their period,
girls are sick.
396
00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:39,918
So even if I was a normal girl,
I still couldn't go anywhere
with you today.
397
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:43,755
You are normal.
398
00:43:43,789 --> 00:43:45,791
Uh--
Hey, do you want
some tea?
399
00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:48,894
Yeah.
Honey?
400
00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:52,698
I don't have any.
I brought some for ya.
401
00:43:52,731 --> 00:43:55,433
Honey is better
than sugar.
402
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,669
Honey's better
than sugar?
403
00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:01,807
I bought it for you.
404
00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:26,431
Fuck. Fuck.
405
00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:29,868
Fuck. Fuck!
I'm fucking!
406
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:33,705
I'm fucking! I'm fucking!
I'm fucking!
407
00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:35,907
I'm gonna come!
I'm gonna come!
408
00:44:35,941 --> 00:44:38,844
I'm gonna come!
Oh! Fuck!
409
00:44:38,877 --> 00:44:40,946
Fuck! Fuck!
410
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:54,025
What do you think?
411
00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:56,895
I think
you're funny.
412
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:59,297
You thought
that was funny?
Yeah.
413
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:02,133
Can I do it
to you now?
414
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:04,435
Great.
415
00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:10,008
Eh-Ah, whatever
you want. Yep. Uh, the same
fish I made last week?
416
00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:14,913
The trout
or the halibut?
417
00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:17,415
Okay, I'll see you
after I'm done here.
418
00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:19,484
Uh, bye.
Thanks for calling.
419
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:23,021
Who's that?
A customer.
420
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:25,056
See you
after I'm done?
421
00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,794
It's a movie.
422
00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:32,197
Really?
Yeah.
423
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:35,100
It's, uh, Scottish--
424
00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:37,168
the movie.
425
00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:45,343
I got some sleep
for the first time
in a long time
426
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:47,813
having you in my bed
last night.
427
00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:53,251
That's good.
Get off!
428
00:46:06,932 --> 00:46:09,167
Night, you guys.
Auf Wieder--
429
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,569
What?
Auf Wiedersehen.
430
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,806
I'll see you guys
tomorrow.
Not if I see you first.
431
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,408
Not talkin' to you.
All right.
Good-bye, Simon.
432
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:20,912
Come on, guys.
433
00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:39,230
I should probably head--
Sit.
434
00:46:41,967 --> 00:46:44,169
Want one?
435
00:46:44,202 --> 00:46:47,839
No, Eric.
Okay.
436
00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:50,108
Why do you always ask me?
It gets annoying.
437
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,277
Don't know. Polite.
438
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:54,479
One day you
might want one.
I don't smoke.
439
00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,581
Okay.
440
00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:59,017
I went past
your place yesterday.
441
00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:01,386
Huh?
442
00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:04,122
Yeah. Went past where
your apartment building
should've been,
443
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:07,025
and right there was
a huge pile of rubble.
444
00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:11,329
It's demolished, man.
Wire fence, cement mixers--
Oh, I moved.
445
00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:14,199
Where to?
446
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,869
Another apartment.
When?
447
00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:21,039
A few months ago.
A few months ago?
Why didn't you say anything?
448
00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:23,074
I didn't think
it was a big deal.
449
00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:27,112
Are you living
in your car again?
No!
450
00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:29,380
So you haven't spent
one night in that car.
451
00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:34,152
Dude--
Goddamn it, dude! I knew it
the minute I drove by!
452
00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:36,922
Listen to me!
I have a place to go!
453
00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:39,157
Great. Awesome.
Let's see this place.
Should I drag you?
454
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,893
No, no, no!
455
00:47:41,927 --> 00:47:44,495
What the fuck, man?
What's goin' on?
456
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,531
Are you using again?
457
00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:57,075
I have a place--
a-a nice place.
458
00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:59,377
I can't explain it
to you right now.
Just trust me.
459
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:02,113
Trust me, man!
I know! I do!
460
00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:04,182
It's funny?
461
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:05,883
No, no.
It's not
fuckin' funny, man!
462
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:09,988
You made me feel like a moron
for caring what happens to you.
Don't feel like a moron!
463
00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:13,558
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you! Let's go
see this place right now.
464
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:17,162
Come on!
No, no. You can't see it.
I-It's--
465
00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:21,099
What, is it a place
only you can see? What?
No! It's messy.
466
00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:23,401
It's messy?
467
00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:26,071
Yeah, it's a mess.
468
00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:29,107
I talk to you
about everything,
469
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:33,544
and I'm always--
always honest with you.
Eric--
470
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:38,316
No. You don't wanna talk to me?
I don't wanna talk to you. Over.
Go sleep on the beach, man.
471
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:42,153
Get fucked in the ass by MS-13
guys all night long, 'cause
I don't care anymore, man.
472
00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:43,721
Done!
Eric!
473
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:45,957
I'm going home.
474
00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:55,633
I haven't masturbated
in a long time.
475
00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:59,037
I'm getting
really sick of you.
476
00:49:03,008 --> 00:49:06,177
Annie Sprinkle?
Yeah. Um--
477
00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:10,448
She does really great
pro-women stuff apparently.
478
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:14,019
Eric gave this to me. I should
have watched it a long time ago.
479
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:18,423
What's it called?
Um, Zen Pussy.
480
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:22,627
There's, uh,
11 different girls.
481
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:25,963
No penises,
so you'll like it.
482
00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:40,111
Ugh.
483
00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:44,049
It's just extreme close-ups
of vaginas?
484
00:49:45,116 --> 00:49:48,653
Fast forward.
See if there's
anything else on here.
485
00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:58,163
Oh, fucking--
Turn it off!
486
00:49:58,196 --> 00:50:01,032
Should I?
Yeah! Fuck!
487
00:50:01,066 --> 00:50:03,101
Okay, I thought, uh--
488
00:50:03,134 --> 00:50:07,605
That was-Jesus, fuck!
That was so fucked up.
I'm about to cry.
489
00:50:07,638 --> 00:50:10,375
That was just,
like, gynecological.
Oof!
490
00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:13,111
Eleven vulvas.
491
00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:17,115
I-I really think
you'll like it.
492
00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,452
So what's the deal?
Is it porn?
493
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:24,055
Uhh-I don't want
to spoil it.
494
00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:27,158
Just-Just take it home.
You'll love it.
495
00:50:28,426 --> 00:50:32,063
Okay.
I trust your judgment.
496
00:50:34,165 --> 00:50:38,236
So, what's, um--
what's the deal
with you and Eric?
497
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:42,673
He's not talkin' to me.
Yeah.
498
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:46,111
Why?
499
00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:48,646
Uh, you should
just ask him.
500
00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:55,120
You're not really
that easy to talk to.
You should know that.
501
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,792
It's playing next door,
I think.
502
00:51:01,826 --> 00:51:04,662
At The Nuart.
Yeah, yeah.
503
00:51:04,695 --> 00:51:09,134
I was thinking
since she liked
Kieslowski so much
504
00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:13,238
and I know you wouldn't
want to go see the film
alone, and--
505
00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:15,706
I mean,
if we all went with you,
506
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:18,776
it might be a little bit
better for you, man.
507
00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:21,412
Maybe make you feel--
Derek, are you saying
you want to--
508
00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:23,881
you want to see
a Kieslowski film with me?
509
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:27,218
That's so romantic!
Is there a midnight movie?
510
00:51:27,252 --> 00:51:31,122
Maybe. Hey!
We should all go.
What the hell?
511
00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:33,624
Yeah.
Hmm. Let's go check it out.
512
00:51:33,658 --> 00:51:38,263
Yeah, let's go
check right now.
Uh, you guys need anything?
513
00:51:38,296 --> 00:51:41,132
Hey, hang on. I'll go
get some smokes with ya.
514
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,405
What, are you scared
to be alone with me?
515
00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:51,876
Huh!
516
00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:02,320
Uh, hey, it's me.
517
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:07,325
Um-Listen,
at midnight they're
playin' a Kieslowski film,
518
00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:10,361
and I-I just wanted to see
if you wanted to come.
519
00:52:10,395 --> 00:52:15,700
So it's gonna be really good,
so, um, come meet
all the dudes.
520
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:19,437
All right. Uh, hopefully
I'll see you there.
It's at midnight. Bye.
521
00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:27,238
Where's dinner?
Huh?
522
00:53:27,272 --> 00:53:32,610
I thought you were gonna bring
pizza tonight. Mmm. Mushrooms.
523
00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:35,246
I don't wanna eat pizza
in the middle of the night.
524
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,748
Well, I do.
Well, you should
get on that!
525
00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:44,422
Why didn't you answer
the phone when I called?
526
00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:47,958
I was sleeping.
Liar!
527
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:51,429
I called you
a trillion different times.
I left you messages.
528
00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:54,399
I know you heard them.
529
00:53:54,432 --> 00:53:57,335
What's your problem?
Why don't you want
to meet my friends?
530
00:53:57,368 --> 00:54:00,905
I don't have family here.
They're like my family.
531
00:54:00,938 --> 00:54:04,342
You're so whiny and clingy
532
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:07,345
and needy and annoying.
533
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:14,251
What if I died,
and you had ignored my calls?
534
00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:18,656
I'm not having
this conversation.
535
00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:21,692
Well, you're never
having any conversation.
You never talk to anyone.
536
00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:26,297
You ignore my calls.
You ignore your father's calls.
537
00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:32,337
I'm glad it's across the board,
not just with me. You ignore
the guy who delivers your water.
538
00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:36,774
I want you to meet
Eric and the dudes, okay?
I wanna meet your dad.
539
00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:39,344
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
540
00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:41,679
I don't give a shit
about you.
541
00:54:41,712 --> 00:54:44,582
When are you gonna
figure that out?
542
00:54:48,052 --> 00:54:50,355
I am your boyfriend.
543
00:54:52,457 --> 00:54:56,927
What kind of
fucked-up boyfriend/girlfriend
situation would this be?
544
00:54:56,961 --> 00:55:00,765
We don't have sex.
I don't even like you.
545
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,103
What happened to you?
What?
546
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,939
Were you raped?
547
00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:12,410
No.
548
00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:14,912
Were you raped?
549
00:55:14,945 --> 00:55:19,350
Were you assaulted?
Has anyone ever hurt you
like that?
550
00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:21,719
No.
551
00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,957
I love you.
552
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:35,533
Just meet my friends!
They are the nicest guys!
553
00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:38,703
You should find a girl
who can do that with you.
554
00:55:38,736 --> 00:55:41,672
A girl you can fuck
like a punching bag
whenever you want.
555
00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:45,410
What?
556
00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:48,078
It's a great solution
to our problem.
557
00:55:48,112 --> 00:55:50,147
What is our problem?
558
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,984
You're disruptive.
What do you mean?
559
00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:56,487
You're disrupting
my whole life.
All I am is good for you.
560
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,656
What life?
What do you do? What?
561
00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,725
You don't do anything!
You're right.
562
00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:02,827
Maybe I should start
writing my memoir.
I'm helping you!
563
00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:06,831
Why are you always
so pissed off all the time?
Just come out with my friends.
564
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:09,166
I can't.
565
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:13,504
It's simple.
You just come.
No! I can't!
566
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:31,489
I don't know, man.
Is it like a yoga thing?
567
00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:35,159
Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
No, just take it home.
You'll like it.
568
00:56:35,192 --> 00:56:38,195
It's a great title.
569
00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:40,498
So I, uh,
just talked to Eric,
570
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:42,600
and he won't talk
about what's going on.
571
00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:45,636
This shit happens
with friends.
572
00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:47,905
Mmm, no,
not with them.
573
00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:51,542
Something's really wrong.
What do you
think happened?
574
00:56:51,576 --> 00:56:54,945
I don't know, man.
Must be huge though.
575
00:56:54,979 --> 00:56:58,783
This is unprecedented
behavior for them.
576
00:57:03,588 --> 00:57:06,557
Shit.
I know.
577
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,928
That's clit, by the way.
578
00:57:17,602 --> 00:57:20,805
You're a little kid.
You work in a video store.
579
00:57:20,838 --> 00:57:26,110
You don't have money for rent.
You don't have money for gas.
It's pathetic.
580
00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:29,580
Me having no money?
Yes.
581
00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:33,718
You're a piece-of-shit excuse
for a person.
582
00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:37,488
Well, I think it's pathetic
to piss away every day
not doing a thing
583
00:57:37,522 --> 00:57:40,658
except watching girls
who are underpaid
and exploited
584
00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:43,561
rub up
against each other.
585
00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:46,597
Oh, I'm sorry.
I jerk off too.
Live with it.
586
00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:49,033
I would love
to live with it.
That's my point.
587
00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:51,068
Shut up!
588
00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:56,741
Listen. It is really
fucking hard, okay?
589
00:57:56,774 --> 00:58:00,878
And I'm doing better than most.
You don't have to be
so heartless all the time!
590
00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:04,615
You're a scrounger.
I have a job!
591
00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:09,053
So-I have a job at least.
What the fuck do you do?
You have a shit job.
592
00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:12,657
You have money!
593
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:15,560
You could be studying
anywhere on the planet
right now, but no!
594
00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:19,096
Hanging art on your wall
that Daddy got you
as a present isn't a job!
595
00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:23,568
You have a shit job, and people
do hang art for a living.
They're called curators.
596
00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:25,903
I know what
a fucking curator is.
597
00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:31,609
There is no reason for
you not to be with me!
You're searching.
598
00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:34,745
It takes time.
We can do it gently.
599
00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:37,815
We can go slowly.
You can guide me.
However you want.
600
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,884
Remember I talked to you
about the vaginal dilator?
601
00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:42,687
You're sexually deformed.
You want to live here?
602
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,155
Yes!
I want to be with you!
603
00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:48,092
What, do you want me
to buy you a mink coat
and some diamonds?
604
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,829
You're not staying here
and fucking me. I won't let you!
Give me a fucking break!
605
00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:55,600
I don't need your money!
Well, we both know
that's not true.
606
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:03,974
Nothing you can say
can hurt my feelings.
607
00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:08,312
What's the point of me
saying anything to you then?
I love you. This fight is over.
608
00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:19,023
I think you should take
the vaginal dilator, and I think
you should use it in your butt.
609
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,059
Get your dork friends to help.
Get out!
610
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:27,732
I'm staying here tonight
in your bed,
611
00:59:27,765 --> 00:59:31,368
I am touching you,
and we are going to try it.
612
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,604
End of discussion.
613
00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:46,751
What are you doing?
Who are you calling?
614
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:51,789
Give me the fucking phone.
This is not domestic violence!
This is not a police matter!
615
00:59:51,822 --> 00:59:55,693
You're clogging up the line
for people who are really
in trouble. Selfish as usual.
616
00:59:55,726 --> 00:59:57,662
Selfish!
617
01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:06,771
You can't go to sleep.
It's 4:30 in the afternoon!
I'm sleeping here.
618
01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:09,807
Okay.
619
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,876
Rape! Rape! Help!
Shut up!
620
01:00:11,909 --> 01:00:15,079
Rape! Help! Rape! Rape!
Shut up! I'm not
raping you! You wish!
621
01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:18,248
Rape!
You wish I-Shut up!
622
01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:24,655
Okay.
623
01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:27,858
Get me my book.
624
01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:31,228
Where is it?
625
01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,931
In the bedroom
on the dresser.
626
01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:43,140
Why don't you
come get it?
Give it to me.
627
01:00:57,221 --> 01:00:59,757
Just this, please, now.
628
01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:04,795
Sure thing, Charlie.
629
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,069
The place looks good.
630
01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:18,776
Are you boys in love?
Sorry, Charlie?
631
01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:22,279
Love. Amour. Dancing.
632
01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:24,414
Huh? Are you in love?
633
01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:27,284
There's no use
wasting away alone.
634
01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:31,355
And you need it.
Fall in love.
635
01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:33,891
Sure.
636
01:01:33,924 --> 01:01:38,195
Fall in love quick--
with a girl or a boy.
637
01:01:38,228 --> 01:01:40,364
Hmm. Find someone.
638
01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:42,432
Thank you. We will.
Huh?
639
01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:45,235
That's great advice, sir.
Thank you.
640
01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:48,138
You know what today is?
641
01:01:48,172 --> 01:01:50,908
It's your anniversary!
642
01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:53,844
Yeah. She loved this film.
643
01:01:57,882 --> 01:02:02,252
Don't-Don't forget
your tape there.
Oh. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
644
01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:10,727
I mean it, boys.
645
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:15,766
Make it snappy.
646
01:02:16,934 --> 01:02:18,735
You're getting old.
647
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,875
See ya.
648
01:02:24,909 --> 01:02:26,944
Ah, thank you.
Thank you, Charlie.
649
01:02:26,977 --> 01:02:29,947
I'll see you later.
See you next time.
650
01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:32,116
You bet.
Take care.
651
01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:48,926
So, anyway,
I think as a general rule,
652
01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:52,062
if you committed yourself
653
01:03:52,096 --> 01:03:55,866
to watching sexual film
of a higher quality--
654
01:03:55,900 --> 01:04:00,637
um, meaning
psychologically sexual--
655
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:04,008
uh, European, thoughtful--
656
01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:08,913
I'm never gonna have sex
with you. I'm frigid.
Are you a virgin?
657
01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:11,448
No, I'm not.
658
01:04:11,481 --> 01:04:13,884
Bless you.
You're not frigid.
659
01:04:13,918 --> 01:04:18,889
How would you know?
Good sex isn't dumb or cheap
like the sex in porn.
660
01:04:18,923 --> 01:04:21,926
Thank you.
I'm not a dumb-ass.
661
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:25,062
Okay, well, the stuff
I'm going to bring over
662
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:29,133
will actually
make you want
663
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:34,638
to think about
having real sex--
loving sex.
664
01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:39,543
I've had a lot of sex.
I know what I'm doing.
665
01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:41,578
Yeah,
I'll bet you do.
666
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,250
You know, you're--
667
01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:48,552
you're so ugly.
668
01:04:51,021 --> 01:04:53,490
Well, I know
you find me attractive.
669
01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:58,262
Not at all. Why don't you
sleep in your great aunt's
old apartment tonight?
670
01:04:58,295 --> 01:05:01,631
Her old apartment freaks me out.
I know you find me attractive.
671
01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:10,240
If I wanted to have sex,
I would go find someone sexy--
not like you.
672
01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:14,511
Okay, so you don't
think I'm sexy?
I don't like your face.
673
01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:17,014
Well, it's not your face
I like the most either.
674
01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:20,684
You're disgusting to me.
The thought of your penis
675
01:05:20,717 --> 01:05:23,087
Shh!
is even more disgusting.
676
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:27,324
When have you ever seen
a dick that looked nice
or smelled nice?
677
01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:31,428
You should feel ashamed.
Limp or erect, it's sick.
678
01:05:34,464 --> 01:05:37,034
Well, you said dick.
You never say dick.
679
01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:39,236
You're an asshole.
I think my dick
looks really nice.
680
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:41,405
That's because
you're an idiot.
681
01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:04,328
You like this?
Is this what you want?
682
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:06,997
I'll take what
I can get.
683
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:13,203
You'll take whatever
I give you, huh?
684
01:06:13,237 --> 01:06:15,372
I'll take whatever
you give me.
685
01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:19,209
I'll take it.
686
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,376
Yeah.
687
01:07:00,084 --> 01:07:02,152
Oh, fuck!
688
01:07:02,186 --> 01:07:04,188
I hate you!
Wait.
689
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:07,557
I couldn't help it.
Get out, you fucking--
690
01:07:07,591 --> 01:07:09,259
No--
691
01:07:09,293 --> 01:07:13,663
No, it just happened. All right?
I wasn't gonna do anything
with it. You're beautiful!
692
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:16,133
It's biology!
Sicko fucking pervert!
693
01:07:16,166 --> 01:07:18,435
It's biology!
I can't believe
I let you in my bed!
694
01:07:18,468 --> 01:07:21,505
I wasn't gonna do anything!
The sounds you were making
were sexy.
695
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:24,174
Oh! Sexy!
I wasn't gonna do anything!
I wasn't gonna do anything!
696
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:27,144
Now it can happen anytime!
You said you wouldn't!
You said you wouldn't!
697
01:07:27,177 --> 01:07:30,214
No-It's gone now!
It's gone now!
It's gone now! It's gone now!
698
01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:32,782
No, no.
I just mean, it's gone,
so you can stop stressing!
699
01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:36,120
I'm stressed!
I can't trust you now, you fuck!
700
01:07:40,124 --> 01:07:42,092
Pervert!
701
01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:48,658
Stop. Stop.
I don't want to do this.
702
01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:51,728
I can go back to just
kissing the right thigh.
No, just stop. Get up.
703
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:55,165
I can kiss your thighs all day.
We can--
No. Get up!
704
01:09:00,337 --> 01:09:03,207
That was great.
Step by step.
705
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:06,910
That was just what
I was talking about.
I want you to leave.
706
01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:12,182
Huh?
I'm never
seeing you again.
707
01:09:12,216 --> 01:09:15,219
It's over.
708
01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:18,522
Wait, what are you talking
about? This was good.
This was progress.
709
01:09:18,555 --> 01:09:21,225
Leave or I'll scream.
710
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,293
But--
Leave! Leave!
711
01:09:23,327 --> 01:09:25,362
No. No.
Leave! Leave!
712
01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:27,231
Leave! Leave!
Don't do this.
Don't do this!
713
01:09:27,264 --> 01:09:29,299
Leave! Leave! Leave!
It's okay,
it's okay!
714
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:32,236
Leave! Leave!
Leave! Leave!
Please, we can figure this--
715
01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:34,938
Leave! Leave!
Leave! Leave!
Leave! Leave!
716
01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:37,941
Leave. Leave.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's okay.
717
01:09:37,974 --> 01:09:41,778
Leave! Leave!
718
01:09:41,811 --> 01:09:45,415
Okay, I'm going.
I'm going. Okay.
Leave! Leave!
719
01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:30,587
Mm-hmm.
720
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:32,656
Just this then?
721
01:11:32,689 --> 01:11:34,958
Yeah, just-just that.
Mmm!
722
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:07,857
Oh, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
723
01:12:07,891 --> 01:12:11,127
Thank you.
Have a good night.
Hmm!
724
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,397
You too.
725
01:12:19,636 --> 01:12:21,638
Hello.
Hello.
726
01:15:19,683 --> 01:15:22,318
Hey, baby,
how are you?
Hey.
727
01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:25,689
Nice.
728
01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:28,091
I'm sorry to bother you.
I know you're busy.
729
01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:31,160
No, you don't bother me.
I wish you stopped
up here more often.
730
01:15:31,194 --> 01:15:34,831
I just wanted
to talk to you,
because--
731
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:38,735
Uh, I have a job--
I mean, I have a job.
I got a job.
732
01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:41,571
So--
You got a job?
733
01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:45,274
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
That's so cute!
734
01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:48,845
Yeah, I got a job, um,
735
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:53,249
and I wanted you to know,
because I know you
bought the apartment.
736
01:15:53,282 --> 01:15:56,720
But I'm moving out,
renting a smaller place,
737
01:15:56,753 --> 01:16:01,725
uh, 'cause I'd--
I'd like to live in
a different place, uh
738
01:16:01,758 --> 01:16:03,793
Right.
'cause I have a job now.
739
01:16:03,827 --> 01:16:05,862
Right, right.
So I have a job.
740
01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,897
What is your job?
741
01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:13,870
Oh, you want it to be
a surprise. Are you
working in a restaurant?
742
01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:16,706
No, you'd probably be
a terrible waitress!
743
01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:20,143
Is it a--
Is it a strip club?
744
01:16:20,176 --> 01:16:24,714
Because, uh, you have to start
workin' out a little more
if that's what it is.
745
01:16:24,748 --> 01:16:27,884
I don't want to tell you
what it is or where it is.
746
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:30,720
It's just my job.
747
01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:38,862
So, you decided to become
financially independent
at 24?
748
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:43,633
I guess you owe me about
three million dollars
749
01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:48,037
if you consider all the therapy
and the clothes--
750
01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:52,341
Listen, your apartment's
paid for. It's yours.
751
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:57,313
Uh, I called Bob
and told him to--
752
01:16:57,346 --> 01:16:59,683
Well, he closed
my account.
753
01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:01,751
And, uh--
754
01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:06,856
here are the keys
to the-to my-to the car.
755
01:17:08,825 --> 01:17:13,396
You've grown accustomed
to a certain lifestyle.
756
01:17:13,429 --> 01:17:17,734
And if you want to rough it
for a while with this job,
757
01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:20,804
then I understand that,
okay?
758
01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:23,339
But you need to keep
your accounts open.
759
01:17:23,372 --> 01:17:26,442
I don't want your
money anymore, Dad.
760
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,712
I don't need it.
761
01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:32,916
Hey, sit down and shut up.
I want you to li--
Sit your ass down.
762
01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,785
Sit down!
You're being stupid.
763
01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:39,188
I'm gonna talk to you
like an adult for a change.
764
01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:41,725
Have you even considered
health insurance?
765
01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:44,961
If you want to move into
a different apartment, fine.
766
01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:49,766
You know, I'll have Jared
find some places. You just
tell me the neighborhood.
767
01:17:49,799 --> 01:17:53,703
I'll find you the best places--
I don't need to find a place.
I have a new place.
768
01:17:53,737 --> 01:17:56,005
Where is it?
769
01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:59,876
If you try to find me,
I'll call the cops.
770
01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:09,853
Sweetheart,
771
01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:13,723
the cops don't give a shit
what you have to say.
772
01:18:13,757 --> 01:18:16,793
They don't care
about what happened.
773
01:18:16,826 --> 01:18:20,163
And don't ever,
774
01:18:20,196 --> 01:18:24,968
ever fucking
threaten me again.
775
01:18:26,970 --> 01:18:29,773
Do you understand?
776
01:18:40,149 --> 01:18:44,253
I'll call the press.
I'll call your clients.
777
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:49,525
I can go to
Bob's office anytime
778
01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:52,796
and sign whatever
you need me to sign.
779
01:18:52,829 --> 01:18:54,798
He has my e-mail address.
780
01:18:57,033 --> 01:18:59,035
I don't love you.
781
01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:35,839
Oh, my--
782
01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:43,392
When there's
so much to lose
783
01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:49,498
There's no method
to choose
784
01:22:52,401 --> 01:22:56,039
Which way is the best
785
01:22:56,072 --> 01:22:59,275
When you second-guess
786
01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:04,047
It feels like
you're nowhere
787
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,115
At all
788
01:23:08,451 --> 01:23:11,620
Then when you're
finally through
789
01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:19,095
They'll come lookin'
for you
790
01:23:21,064 --> 01:23:25,234
I know all
that we should do
791
01:23:25,268 --> 01:23:28,504
Let's go to your room
792
01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:31,640
We'll tell them
we're nappin'
793
01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:35,378
And see what happens
794
01:23:36,412 --> 01:23:41,250
Because the day's
almost done
795
01:23:42,251 --> 01:23:44,520
And you got nothin'
796
01:23:44,553 --> 01:23:48,491
To prove to no one
797
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:50,693
So stop your fussin'
798
01:23:50,726 --> 01:23:54,463
And take off your dress
799
01:23:54,497 --> 01:23:57,233
And try to get some rest
800
01:23:57,266 --> 01:24:02,771
While I clean up the mess
801
01:24:08,244 --> 01:24:12,215
Now that everyone's gone
802
01:24:14,483 --> 01:24:19,222
Now that we're all alone
803
01:24:21,157 --> 01:24:25,294
Let's go back to your room
804
01:24:25,328 --> 01:24:28,564
And let's resume
805
01:24:28,597 --> 01:24:32,101
What we were makin'
806
01:24:32,135 --> 01:24:35,070
For a game
807
01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:41,377
Because the day's
almost done
808
01:24:42,378 --> 01:24:44,647
And you got nothin'
809
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:48,584
To prove to no one
810
01:24:48,617 --> 01:24:50,786
So stop your fussin'
811
01:24:50,819 --> 01:24:54,590
And take off your dress
812
01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:57,360
And try to get some rest
813
01:24:57,393 --> 01:25:03,098
While I clean up the mess
814
01:25:05,734 --> 01:25:09,172
'Cause there is no end
815
01:25:09,205 --> 01:25:12,208
To this, my friend
816
01:25:12,241 --> 01:25:15,678
So try and ignore
817
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:18,781
What we got in store
818
01:25:18,814 --> 01:25:22,218
And try to ignore
819
01:25:22,251 --> 01:25:26,522
The mess on the floor
820
01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:30,293
It'll be there
821
01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:36,165
Later
822
01:25:36,199 --> 01:25:38,201
I swear
823
01:25:47,710 --> 01:25:52,815
Because the day's
almost done
824
01:25:53,816 --> 01:25:56,319
And you got nothin'
825
01:25:56,352 --> 01:26:00,256
To prove to no one
826
01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:02,258
So stop your fussin'
827
01:26:02,291 --> 01:26:06,229
And take off your dress
828
01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:08,797
And try to get some rest
829
01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:12,335
While I clean up
830
01:26:12,368 --> 01:26:15,571
The mess
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