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? They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ?
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? Together for the better
or the worse ?
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? We mashed up every story
in our laboratory ?
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? Smash cut
to the Chibiverse ?
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? They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ?
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? A monumental
cartoon science first ?
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-? Does it all make sense? ?
-? Who cares? ?
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? Disney presents ?
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? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi,
Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?
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[scientist] Ah. Looks like
it's officially dance season in the Chibiverse.
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Here's a classic
zombie block party dance off.
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Ah. A particularly emotional
Daddy Daughter dance.
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We just grow up so fast.
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[all crying]
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[scientist] Oh,
it's finally time for the Chibi Hawkins dance,
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and I hypothesize
that Mabel Pines won't rest
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until she finds
her dream date.
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I won't rest
until I find my dream date!
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I've collected
all the most eligible
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but age appropriate bachelors
in the Chibiverse.
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Grunkle Stan, will you help me
pick the perfect date?
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Fine. But only because
the Chibi Court ordered me
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to finally participate
in this crossover,
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or I have to spend all day
shaving Soos.
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[quietly] Be gentle.
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[shudders]
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I'm gonna need you to be a bit more
enthusiastic about my romantic schemes.
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Unless you want me
to call the judge...
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Let's find you
that dream date.
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-[screams]
-Where were you the night of the Chibi train robbery?
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Hah! Just kidding, Scott.
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-Thanks for coming in.
-[sighs]
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So tell me, what's your idea
of the perfect date?
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Well... I pick you up.
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[Mabel] Yeah.
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[Scott] And then take you
to the beach.
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[Mabel] Uh-huh.
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[Scott]
Where we go for a long walk.
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[Mabel] Keep talking.
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[Scott] To the corn dog cart
so you can see how many corn dogs
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I can snarf in 20 minutes.
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And... you ruined it. Next!
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Meowza-wowza, Remy,
a private limo?
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Mabel could be into this.
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Your arm's got an appointment
with my shoulder.
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This bodyguard's gonna
be a problem. Next!
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Sorry, guys. I've already been
kicked out of a petting zoo once
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for trying to kiss a duck.
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Not making that mistake again.
Next!
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Too bad. Too good.
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Too shirtless.
Not shirtless enough.
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Billy Dilley?
How did you even get in here?
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-You're not on my list.
-[laughs]
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Too short. Too long.
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Too pointy. Too square.
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Too toothy. Too unlucky.
Too fishy.
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My doctor says I'm allergic
to dating peanuts so... next!
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There is no next.
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You officially ran out
of Chibis,
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which means, oh boy,
the things I must do.
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Well, if I can't find
my dream date, there's only one thing to do.
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Make one!
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Ah! How did you get
into my lab?
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But I do happen to have
a spare robot body I could program for you.
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Do you have any criteria
for your Dreambot?
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Do I?
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? Make him the dreamiest tween
I've ever seen ?
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? With eyes of blue,
no brown, I mean green! ?
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? A vampire prince
or a guy with a car ?
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? Remembers to floss,
does lacrosse, plays guitar! ?
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? Muscular calves
and peach fuzz stache stubble ?
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? A good boy who causes
a lil bit of trouble ?
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? You getting this down ?
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? Please don't make me restate
my criteria for the perfect dream date ?
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-All right. Are we done?
-No!
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? A boy from my fan fiction ?
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? Get every word ?
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? An emo goth jock class
clown slacker slash nerd ?
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? He's nice to his mom
and he has a great laugh ?
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? Beautiful eyelashes
like a giraffe ?
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No liquids around
the sensitive electronics.
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? Perfect bedhead ?
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? Makes his own bread ?
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? Never leaves me on read ?
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? I wish I was dead ?
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? Can't wait to hold hands,
we'll interdigitate ?
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[Dreambot] ? As soon
as you meet... ?
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[both] ? My perfect
dream date! ?
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Hey, Mabel, I hope you don't
find this too forward,
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but can we hold hands?
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Gyro, he's a dream.
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For now.
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But I legally have to warn you
that all my inventions turn evil.
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So it's very important
that you deactivate him by 9:00 PM, young lady.
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Not a second later.
Do you hear me?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Set up, set up, set up.
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Come on, Dreambot.
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We've got some
beautiful memories to make.
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[? soft music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Mabel, you beautiful soul.
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Can I be vulnerable
with my feelings for a second?
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[gasps, chokes]
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Mmm.
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I know I'm just
an incredibly attractive robot boy
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with a booty that don't quit,
who was created in a lab this afternoon,
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but I feel like
I've known you forever.
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Knees weak. Going down.
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Whoa.
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Wow.
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[beeping]
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[sighs] I can't believe I have
to turn you off soon.
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I understand it must be done.
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But before you do,
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could you bestow upon me
a single kiss from your perfect lips?
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I mean, how can I
say no to that?
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I can't!
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No smooching!
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-I'm evil now!
-Ah!
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[screaming]
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Not our beautiful,
handcrafted bunting. Dance season is ruined.
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My corn dog. Why?
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Ah! Repressing my feelings
makes me angry,
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and I'm making that
everyone's problem!
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Is this what heartbreak
feels like?
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Ah, boy.
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I have to stop
this NightmareBot.
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[sighs] But how do I destroy
such a beautiful face with such swoopy hair?
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No, I meant literally,
how am I supposed to destroy him?
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Wait.
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That flashback is giving me
another flashback.
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No liquids around
the sensitive electronics.
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That's it! [whistles]
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[squealing]
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-Come, Waddles! Yeah!
-[oinking]
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[yelling]
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I'm so sorry,
my formerly sweet prince.
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Unless this was all a misunderstanding,
and you want to smooch again?
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Never!
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-It was worth a shot.
-[groans]
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Boy howdy,
I learned a lesson tonight.
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Sure, it took the destruction of
the dance and the robot boy I created,
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but I see now
that there's no such thing as a dream date.
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Dreams are for sleeping,
not real life.
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Turns out I was sleeping
on some really great dates.
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From now on, I'm going
to embrace imperfection
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and accept everyone
for who they are.
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[cheering]
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Billy Dilley.
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You want to dance with me?
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Okay.
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Ew! Sweaty palms.
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-Nope!
-[Billy Dilley screams]
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[chorus] Chibiverse!
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? They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ?
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? Together for the better
or the worse ?
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00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,250
? We mashed up every story
in a laboratory ?
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? Smash cut
to the Chibiverse ?
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? They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ?
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? A monumental
cartoon science first ?
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-? Does it all make sense? ?
-? Who cares! ?
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? Disney presents ?
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? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi,
Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?
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Something weird is going on
in the Chibiverse.
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[scientist] Grandparents
are being kidnapped.
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-[screams]
-Er, grandparent-napped.
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[scientist] Ah,
but it looks like Tater's Pop
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is still safe at home
on his favorite recliner.
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[snoring]
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[mumbling]
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Wait- Hey, I was watching
the weather.
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But Pop,
The Masked Chibi is on.
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I need to know who it is.
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Pfft, in my day, singers didn't
need to dress up as dancing shrimp.
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You kids don't appreciate
real entertainment.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Now the weather.
That's some must-see TV.
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-[snoring]
-[groans]
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Nothing exciting ever happens
while watching the weather.
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Ah! Buela!
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Pop's been... [gasps]
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-[screams]
-Grandparent-napped!
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What do I do?
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[? upbeat music playing]
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? Got a cat in a tree?
Were you stung by a bee? ?
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? Is there a villain
wreaking havoc on an evil crime spree? ?
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? If you need a hero ?
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? Come to the
Chibi Hall of Heroes, for free ?
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Well, it's not free.
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It's paid for
by your Chibi tax dollars.
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Welcome to
the Chibi Hall of Heroes.
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How can we help-
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My grandparents were napped!
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The bad kind,
not the sleeping kind.
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Well, technically,
Pop was napped while napping.
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Hmm. Sounds like
you're gonna need a hero with spy skills.
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Maybe martial arts?
198
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,540
You'll be working
with Perry the Platypus!
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[clicks tongue]
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00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:13,170
What's a platypus gonna do?
201
00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,670
How about we talk it out?
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[mumbles] Wha-
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The Barksian Modulator
is a cool piece of spy gear
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that allows me
to speak to you.
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And in such
a delightful accent.
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All right,
Mr. Talking Platypus. What's the plan?
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We disguise you
as a grandma as bait,
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then I follow you
to your mystery villain
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when you're inevitably
grandparent-napped.
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00:09:39,421 --> 00:09:41,000
Ooh. I love playing dress up.
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00:09:41,001 --> 00:09:42,580
And in case
your cover is blown,
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I've got a bevy of spy gadgets
to help you.
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Pssh. My elder cosplay
will be so convincing, I don't need any gadgets.
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This cane comes equipped with smoke
bomb tennis balls and nunchucks handles.
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I take it back!
I want the gadgets!
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A regular
hearing aid. [laughs] I think not.
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It's a communicator.
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00:10:02,121 --> 00:10:03,920
Ooh, fancy.
219
00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:08,620
And this unassuming
butterscotch candy is a tracking device
220
00:10:08,621 --> 00:10:10,750
so I can follow you
to the villain's lair.
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Don't mess with this abuela.
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Hey, party people!
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I'm here
to play some Chibingo!
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I sure hope
I don't get grandparent-napped or anything.
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[coughs]
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Uh, Perry.
I don't think it's working.
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Commit to the character.
228
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Who wants to see a picture
of my beautiful grandkids?
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Ah! [gasps]
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[Tater screams]
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Brilliant! Now, don't fear.
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I'll be tracking you
every step of the way.
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[Tater screams]
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Pop! Buela!
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I'm here to rescue you!
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Uh... all of you, I guess.
237
00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:52,500
Come on,
let's get out of here!
238
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No can do, Chiquitita.
239
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We're- We're stuck.
240
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Who would kidnap grandparents
and hook them up to this weird machine?
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We would.
242
00:11:00,081 --> 00:11:01,670
Name's Darcy.
243
00:11:01,671 --> 00:11:05,040
And we're the Core,
and we're stealing your old people wisdom.
244
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,620
That's right, Hop Pop.
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00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:12,670
We will trap
this little old lady
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00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,330
and add her mind
to the collective!
247
00:11:14,331 --> 00:11:18,380
Soon the Core will be powerful
enough to conquer the Chibiverse.
248
00:11:18,381 --> 00:11:19,830
No one can stop us!
249
00:11:19,831 --> 00:11:22,250
[laughs maniacally]
250
00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:25,021
Perry, now would be
a great time for a cool spy entrance.
251
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,330
Tater! Come in, Tater.
252
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:33,080
Oh, dearie me.
This is going to affect my cool spy entrance.
253
00:11:33,081 --> 00:11:36,080
Well, then,
I guess it's up to me.
254
00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:38,790
That's right.
I'm not a grandparent.
255
00:11:38,791 --> 00:11:40,960
I'm not even a regular parent.
256
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,330
I'm a super spy,
here to stop you!
257
00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:46,250
[yelling]
258
00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:47,710
[groans]
259
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:53,710
[laughs]
260
00:11:53,711 --> 00:11:56,380
You are going
to stop the Core?
261
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,670
[yells]
262
00:11:57,671 --> 00:11:58,790
[Perry shouts]
263
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,380
Finally!
264
00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:03,380
Sorry for the delay.
265
00:12:03,381 --> 00:12:06,580
The tracker seems
to have been... eaten?
266
00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:08,040
[chewing loudly]
267
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,540
I get snacky
when I'm nervous.
268
00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:10,670
Enough yakking.
269
00:12:10,671 --> 00:12:12,210
It's time to fight.
270
00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:15,750
[grunting]
271
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:19,210
[grunts]
272
00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:22,290
Feint to the left,
we block you.
273
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,750
Then you try to sweep the leg,
block you again.
274
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:29,000
Thanks to old people wisdom,
we know every trick in the book.
275
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,000
Oh, surprise tail attack?
276
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:37,210
Even Grandma Alice
saw that coming.
277
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:41,000
Ah! Curse my expertise
with feral animals.
278
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,380
Hah!
279
00:12:42,381 --> 00:12:43,710
[yawns]
280
00:12:43,711 --> 00:12:45,080
Oh, it's hopeless.
281
00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:47,420
The grandparents
are making Darcy too wise.
282
00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:50,000
[screaming]
283
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:51,790
Watch where you're swinging
that thing.
284
00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:54,120
Back in my day,
we used our fists,
285
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,380
not laser-powered doodads!
286
00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:57,790
Ow! What was that?
287
00:12:57,791 --> 00:13:00,750
A thick slice of truth pie,
young lady!
288
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,960
[mumbling in confusion]
289
00:13:02,961 --> 00:13:05,580
Quick, Pop, tell me how much
you hate The Masked Chibi!
290
00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:08,960
Ugh! Kids today with their
ludicrous television programs!
291
00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:12,040
All they want
is instant gratification and dancing shrimp.
292
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,170
Ugh. Can't even take over
the Chibiverse by themselves.
293
00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:17,290
They gotta steal our wisdom
to do it.
294
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,120
Back in my day,
we didn't have time to take over the Chibiverse
295
00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:22,620
-because we had jobs.
-Ah!
296
00:13:22,621 --> 00:13:23,920
[narrator] Platy Punch!
297
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,830
What? Where am I?
298
00:13:28,831 --> 00:13:30,790
Oh, no. Was I just
my evil alter ego, Darcy,
299
00:13:30,791 --> 00:13:32,330
who kidnapped
a bunch of grandparents
300
00:13:32,331 --> 00:13:34,141
to try to take over
the Chibiverse?
301
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,960
Not to alarm everyone,
302
00:13:36,961 --> 00:13:38,960
but we supercharge the Core
with crankiness,
303
00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:40,170
and it's about to blow.
304
00:13:40,171 --> 00:13:41,500
We need to leave posthaste.
305
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,170
Thanks for coming
to our rescue, Chiquitita.
306
00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:52,000
That was enough excitement
for a lifetime, let me tell you.
307
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:54,670
Almost as exciting
as the weather, am I right?
308
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:58,710
[snoring]
309
00:13:58,711 --> 00:13:59,790
Seriously?
310
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:01,290
[chorus] Chibiverse!
311
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,250
? They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ?
312
00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:08,290
? Together for the better
or the worse ?
313
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,080
? We mashed up every story
in a laboratory ?
314
00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:13,250
? Smash cut
to the Chibiverse ?
315
00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:16,580
? They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ?
316
00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:19,210
? A monumental
cartoon science first ?
317
00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:20,960
-? Does it all make sense? ?
-? Who cares! ?
318
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,710
? Disney presents ?
319
00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:27,620
? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi,
Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?
320
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:32,540
[laughing]
321
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:37,320
[scientist] Whoa! Chibis seem to
be baffled by something new in the sky.
322
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:39,500
A new moon?
323
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:40,551
A new moon!
324
00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:43,250
-[scientist] Wait a sec.
-[Braden laughing]
325
00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:44,290
Ah.
326
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,210
Braden! No feeding
the Chibis pepperoni!
327
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:51,420
Wow! And it looks
like some Chibis have just built a rocket.
328
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,040
Now let's go explore
that moon!
329
00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,380
[Beta] These are
the adventures of the Starship Chibiprise.
330
00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:02,790
There's our captain,
Hailey Banks.
331
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:05,250
Our buffoon pilot, Launchpad.
332
00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:07,250
Phineas and Ferb on nav.
333
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,420
Yours truly on comms.
334
00:15:09,421 --> 00:15:11,920
Gordita, doing
the science stuff!
335
00:15:11,921 --> 00:15:13,580
Bill, engineer.
336
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:15,080
ChaCha, weapons.
337
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,210
Addison, our resident alien.
338
00:15:17,211 --> 00:15:19,920
And- Wait up.
What is that, a clam?
339
00:15:22,361 --> 00:15:27,790
Phineas and Ferb,
plot coordinates for the mystery moon.
340
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,380
Roger that, Captain Hailey.
341
00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:31,330
Launchpad, keep an eye out
for space debris.
342
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,750
Got it!
[whispering] What's debris?
343
00:15:33,751 --> 00:15:35,040
And Clamantha?
344
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:38,620
You keep doing
whatever it is you're doing. [laughs]
345
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:44,580
Hey, would
a giant floating skull count as space debris?
346
00:15:44,581 --> 00:15:45,670
Yes?
347
00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:47,040
Ah. Well, then.
348
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,170
Space debris dead ahead!
349
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,960
[Hailey] Whoa.
350
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,920
Surprise, Chibis!
351
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,421
Time for some space villains!
352
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,830
What are you doing here,
Mr. Hater?
353
00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:03,750
It's Lord Hater.
354
00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:06,120
And we're gonna
reach that moon first and claim it,
355
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:08,580
and then install
an evil military base
356
00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:12,540
where we'll plan
our evil plot to take over the Chibiverse!
357
00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:14,290
[laughs maniacally]
358
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:18,000
Wait. Just because
you get there first doesn't mean it's yours.
359
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,880
Someone doesn't know
Chibi Law,
360
00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:22,960
which states
that moon ownership is finders keepers.
361
00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:24,580
Losers, too bad. Go home.
362
00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:27,710
Didn't you take
Chibi Civics class?
363
00:16:27,711 --> 00:16:29,380
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hold, please.
364
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,620
Why did I take Chibi French
instead of civics? Zut alors!
365
00:16:33,621 --> 00:16:36,830
We can't let
that skull faced freak beat us to the moon.
366
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:38,580
He won't if we jump
to light speed,
367
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,000
but we need time
to power up the generator.
368
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,920
Hmm. I think I know
how to buy us some.
369
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,210
Monsieur Hater.
370
00:16:45,211 --> 00:16:47,170
Lord Hater! Sheesh.
371
00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:50,210
Can you explain
how Chibi Bills become Chibi laws
372
00:16:50,211 --> 00:16:52,290
in as much detail as possible?
373
00:16:53,451 --> 00:16:55,460
Finally!
374
00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:58,250
Someone asked me,
a seasoned Chibi scholar,
375
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,750
to bestow my knowledge
upon them.
376
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:03,040
Here we go again.
377
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,880
First, a lawmaker
proposes a bill
378
00:17:05,881 --> 00:17:07,920
to the House of
Chibi-sentatives.
379
00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:10,380
Oh. Go on.
380
00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:12,250
Then two-thirds of the House
381
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:15,040
must win
a Chibi Chimichanga eating competition.
382
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:18,750
Beta, are our shields up
because Hater's dropping some truth bombs!
383
00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:21,040
[both laughing]
384
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,170
How close to light speed?
385
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,830
[Beta] Generator's at 40%.
386
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:28,710
[laughs] And boy,
do Chibis love to filibuster.
387
00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:31,380
Ooh! What's a filibuster?
388
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:36,080
It's when you get Chibis to talk for
a really long time as a stalling tactic.
389
00:17:36,081 --> 00:17:37,580
Wait a second.
390
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:38,670
Captain Hater.
391
00:17:38,671 --> 00:17:40,120
Lord Hater.
392
00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:44,000
The Starship Chibiprise
is preparing to jump to light speed.
393
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:46,500
Them inquiring
about Chibi Law...
394
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:47,620
It's a trap.
395
00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:49,500
Curse you, glasses girl!
396
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,830
Mina! Fire missiles
on the Chibiprise!
397
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,500
[panicked yelling]
398
00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:59,420
Launchpad! Evasive maneuvers!
399
00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:01,830
Sorry, I didn't take
Chibi French.
400
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:05,210
What are...
[in French accent] evasive maneuvers?
401
00:18:05,211 --> 00:18:07,420
Swerve around the missiles,
you nitwit.
402
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,670
Actually, I'm a duck.
403
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,830
[grunting]
404
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:22,040
Hey, would giant red asteroids
also count as space debris?
405
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,830
[laughing evilly]
406
00:18:23,831 --> 00:18:27,381
[female scientist] Braden!
No feeding the Chibis red pepper flakes!
407
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,880
ChaCha! Get these asteroids
out of our path!
408
00:18:32,881 --> 00:18:37,380
[laughing]
409
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,330
Glomgold!
Jump to light speed now!
410
00:18:40,331 --> 00:18:43,210
I can't do it, Captain!
I need more power!
411
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,750
[panicked yelling]
412
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:50,330
We won't make it to the moon
if we keep taking hits from the Skullship!
413
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,670
I've got an idea.
414
00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:54,790
It's gonna rely on Addison
and Launchpad.
415
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,960
Launchpad? You're not serious.
416
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,670
I can be if you want me to.
417
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:02,170
I mean... [coughs]
I can be if you want me to.
418
00:19:02,171 --> 00:19:04,290
Oh, can someone
just unplug me?
419
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,330
[laughs evilly]
420
00:19:07,331 --> 00:19:12,000
Ah. One more hit
and the Chibiprise is Chibi-fried.
421
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:14,170
Then that moon is ours!
422
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,210
Launchpad! Now!
423
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,830
Addison! Aim for the nostril!
424
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,080
Not the nostril!
425
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:30,750
[Killbot] Abandon ship.
426
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,420
Gesundheit.
427
00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:35,120
I took Chibi German.
428
00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:36,880
[screaming]
429
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,500
Captain Hailey.
430
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:43,571
The fire from the Skullship's
explosion is about to roast us.
431
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,960
Engine's ready
for light speed.
432
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:48,330
Punch it! Punch it!
433
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:52,340
-[Beta] Not your console!
-[Hailey] The light speed button!
434
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,290
[sighs in relief]
435
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,880
Beta! Systems check?
436
00:20:00,881 --> 00:20:02,170
Ship intact.
437
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,120
Just one small dent
on the engine.
438
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,670
[crying]
439
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,120
[clears throat]
440
00:20:09,121 --> 00:20:11,111
Let's go check out
this moon, shall we?
441
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:15,210
That's one small step
for Chibis,
442
00:20:15,211 --> 00:20:17,710
one giant leap for Chibi- Ah!
443
00:20:17,711 --> 00:20:21,790
The surface is greasy, spongy,
and smells like paprika.
444
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:24,960
It's scientifically
impossible. It's...
445
00:20:24,961 --> 00:20:26,540
[all] Pepperoni?
446
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,670
[loud munching] ChaCha!
447
00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,750
[Hailey] Captain's log.
448
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,710
We defeated Lord Hater
and found a new food source
449
00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:36,000
to sustain the Chibis
for centuries to come.
450
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:41,540
These are the voyages
of the Starship Chibiprise.
451
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,290
Its mission?
To explore strange new worlds.
452
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:48,750
To thwart evil Chibis with an unhealthy
obsession with obscure Chibi laws.
453
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,540
To boldly go
where no Chibi has gone before.
454
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,750
Hey, anyone seen Clamantha?
455
00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:02,250
[chorus] Chibiverse!
456
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,540
[? theme music playing]
457
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:10,140
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