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Hi, I'm Vanessa, taking care of business
Vega. I'm 5 '3", 130 pounds, fighting

out of Los Angeles, California.

I'm Josh DeSage Rivers.

I am 6 '2", 170, and I'm fighting out of
Los Angeles, California.

Come on, you guys. I'm the seasoned vet
here. You think this little boy is going

to come in and take this from me? No.

This little boy has another thing
coming.

Listen, I have a way better record than
this hottie over here, so I know I'm

going to win.

After I destroy him in this sex fight,
I'm going to destroy him with my hand.

Job.

And after I destroy her in the sex
fight, I'm going to bless her with all

knowledge. State.

Evolve Fight Mixed Wrestling. We have an
awesome matchup for you today. We have

back on the mask, always taking care of
business, Vanessa Vega.

She will be taking on the stage, Josh
Rivers.

Six minutes on the clock. This is round
one, wrestlers.

Your smile is scary.

The dick is really far away.

There we go.

How you doing? Where is it?

Give me that fucking dick.

Just reaching under the panties. Ooh,
your dick's really thick.

I like it.

She hasn't seen it. She can only see it.

It's like the parable of all those
Buddhists touching a different part of

elephant. I told you, you didn't want to
get between my legs.

Enjoy my boots.

She's got herself stuck here, too,
though.

Easy on the knee there.

Take his back. Take his back.

You've got to follow through.

on her shoulders, motherfucker.

Watch your own shoulders there. Your
arms are up. It will be painful if she

moves in a certain direction.

You want to protect yourself there,
Vanessa.

Yes! You need to face him. I would put
my arms behind me.

That's never a good idea.

I will never let go!

Josh, this may be the one and only time
a female fights you to make sure she

takes your dick.

She's got a speed trap.

She's got that hip control.

No, I like it.

You can still suck it.

Keep those shoulders up, Vanessa.

Shoulders up.

Keep rolling over.

Keep rolling. Keep rolling.

It's not working.

That's not working.

She's an animal.

Uh -huh.

Oh, do you want a chance?

Come here. Terrible idea. Come here.

That may have lost you the match.

Great.

and grab his dick and reach your arm
behind you. That's a very dangerous

to do.

You fucking... You stupid motherfucker.

She's still grabbing the dick. I could
have still been sucking your dick right

now. Trying to get it.

Using his head to block her.

that thick cock even though he wasn't
fully hard I don't know what happened to

my head I turned into a sex criminal I
couldn't think straight my mouth just

went to one point so you know I'll try
and get my head in the next game or get

some head in listen I knew those thighs
were going to be a problem but after a

couple minutes I figured out my strategy
and now I know what I'm going to do

next and I'm going to win this fight

We're back for round two. The judges
scored round one a 10 -9 round. Given

two taking care of business over here,
she had control of that dick for most of

the round here. We have six minutes on
the clock for round two. What?

Okay.

Somebody ate their Wheaties for
breakfast.

Grab his dick.

Get your knees. Grab his dick.

Give you some wrestling tips and some
life tips here, Vanessa.

Sometimes you just need to learn when to
let go. Sometimes you hang on to things

that aren't serving you.

Like that headlock, for instance.

Sometimes turning your back on something
isn't the best idea. Sometimes we need

to face our fears.

Directly. Face on.

Head on.

There you go. Life lessons being taught
with vault fight sex fighting.

Got that dick.

Grabbing the dick.

Call me a baby.

Dropped you off on my toes.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Right here, babe.

Where are you going?

Got that triangle on that thigh.

Yeah, she's doing that. She gets you
stuck. Kind of in a lockdown position.

High lockdown.

Grabbing that dick little gremlin trying
to find it Give

it to me

I know. I should have. What a pretty
cock you have.

Fuck.

Focus.

Working on it.

Watch your knee.

I want to hug you. That's it. Where are
you going?

I want to talk.

Where are you going?

I'm not gonna shit.

I think I'll make this a little easier
on myself.

I'll make this a little easier on
myself.

Oh, I can take a dick out for you. Dick
-matize you.

If you want to feel bad, let me show you
what you're working with here, girl.

Now it's hard to focus.

That was a good move.

Whatever you can.

Find the dick.

Come on, close.

Orgasms are... It's a victory in the
next round. Get them edged. Get them

Use it.

too close for my comfort in the last
round where i had him in that like cock

hold you know what i found my niche i'm
just gonna stick to it next round i'm

gonna make him come in my mouth get that
instant victory man this fight is way

too close for comfort i have to win this
fight and the only way i know how is

i'm gonna get past those cheeks and i'm
gonna make her come

we're back for the third and final round

of this matchup. The judges scored round
two, a 10 -9 round, giving that 10 -2.

The sage over here, Vanessa flexing, but
then has to put her thumbs down. She

thought she won. She didn't win that
one.

Justin, we have Ty going into round
three. A reminder that if an orgasm

in this round, it is instant victory for
the orgasm inflictor.

Wrestlers, hike!

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

You showed your hand to...

What is that?

What is that?

Anything I can do.

No. No.

Nope.

Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope.

You're too strong, you can't do that.

Motherfucker!

You're too fat.

He's trying to go inside that pussy,
that's all.

Oh, I'm good.

We both want the same thing.

Your dick?

No. I want this.

Yes!

Nope.

Yes!

Oh shit. Shoulders down.

No pussy for you, that was a good try
though.

I'm pretty tired, I need you to fuck me.

I'm not worried about that.

the judges scored round three a tied 10
10 round that makes the score 29

29 we have a tiebreaker there's no time
limit here the first one to orgasm loses

everything must be simultaneous

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah.

I'm not fucking talking to you.

Make it official.

Ladies and gentlemen, this fight went to
tiebreaker. We had an orgasm on the

mat. Your winner, the sage Josh Rivers.

Take your prize.

Get over here loser.

I love that winter cock so much.

Oh my gosh.

Your winter cock is so fucking big.

You like that loser's fucking hole?

make that fucking ass bounce holy fuck
thank

you winner what was

that? thank you

Show me what.

Yeah, I told the winner what to do I'm a
fucking loser

Fuck.

Stop being a loser, you know? Thank you,
winner.

Congratulations.

Josh Rivers, was this your first time
going to Tiebreaker?

Yeah. And you win. Wow.

Yeah. That's got to feel good.

You were against a formidable opponent.
She came out like a bat out of hell,

grabbed your dick.

What did you call yourself?

A sucker fish?

Yeah. She just latched on, committed to
the role, and was just kind of a problem

that first round. What happened in round
two that allowed you to get that

comeback?

First of all, I had to stop letting her
grab my leg.

She kept getting my leg in that first
round, and I couldn't.

anything yeah but then I zoned in
realized that she's the hottie and I'm

that's supposed to take care of the
hottie that's what I did I'm the hottie

wrangler yeah and blessed her with my
sage and blessed her with the sage yes

that was a christening like none other
you got the holy water splashed all over

you literally and it was beautiful
Vanessa what happened in round uh Two.

You lost round two. You tied round
three.

You tied 10 -10. Round one, you actually
won.

What happened in round two? You got
digmatized. What happened?

That's exactly what happened. I feel
like this is an unfair advantage on his

behalf. He was too hot, and it got too
horny, and I wasn't able to focus.

Don't be so adorable next time. No, but
legitimately, I'm not trying to boost

your ego, but if you look at all my past
fights, I'm zoned in.

I'm like, I am the prize.

I'm going to...

Get it. But I'm just like, all I want to
do is suck the fucking dick. I don't

know. Something happened today.

Something happened. It was called
feeling the girth. Yes, it was great.

wanting that to fill some gaps inside of
you.

Yes. Amazing work.

Vanessa, do you feel we were respecting
your boundaries?

100%. Did you do anything you didn't
want to do today? Not at all. Do you

to come back?

Yes, please.

All right. In just a moment, I'm going
to ask you to think of a wrestler you

want to call out for your next match.
Josh, do you feel we were respecting

boundaries? 100%. Did you do anything
you didn't want to do today? No. Do you

want to come back? Definitely. All
right. I'm going to come back to you.

of somebody you want to call out for
your next match. You have a great

You've done the whole gamut of matches.
You've won matches. You've lost a match.

You've won a tiebreaker.

I mean, you've hit all of it. So think
of somebody you want to...

Taking your next match. Ooh, I got two.

All right. We're going to go over to
Vanessa first. Who do you want to call

for your next match? I think I've called
you out, Nathan, like five times. Not

running, Nathan.

What's up? You scared, bro? Scared. Come
on. Come on.

All right.

I just copy you.

Wingman. Yeah. And that.

And get what she said.

Uh -huh. All right.

Nathan Bronson. We'll make that happen
for sure.

All right. Josh, who do you want to call
out for your next matches?

So, Victoria Vox. Awesome. Nice. And...

Sophia Locke. Ooh.

That'll be fun.

All right. I think I've called her out
once before. She still hasn't answered.

All right. All these people running
scared of the seduction you all are

down. Seeing how it goes to tiebreakers.
They're scared, I think. They know they

can easily come.

They should be. Well, thank you both so
much. Let's go find some members.