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I love my stepson, but I'm so ready to get him out of the house.

Yeah, I'm a little over it. You know what I mean? And then they're like, Mom,

I'm hungry.

Mom, I need this. But they don't contribute. I know. It's irritating.

I just think they're at need where it's like, let's figure out what we're doing

here, right? Well, they should be.

I can't baby them forever.

I mean, I agree.

Okay. So, hmm.

I mean, I definitely don't want someone living in my basement forever.

Oh. True that.

Nobody's living in my house past 21.

Yeah.

Yeah. Like, what do you want to do about this?

Well, we have to put our lives together.

Oh, my gosh.

Is there anything to eat here?

Nothing in the fridge again?

There's never anything to eat? I haven't had fun with no grocery shopping.

You can totally. I mean, on the app, if you have a job, you can go get it. This

is my home, isn't it? Like, where is the food? Okay, but why would I have to get

a job if someone isn't working?

Why would we have two working people in the house?

Yeah.

I just want a home -cooked meal or something or chips or snacks.

Yeah, a snack would be nice.

Well, what are you doing all day?

Well, I just... Waiting for food. Waiting for food.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I'm trying to be a pro. I think y 'all should get your own jobs and you can

out.

Jobs. You're ridiculous for that. That's the only word in the dictionary I have

no idea.

Alright, I'll get a job after I get some food. I am hungry, right?

How am I supposed to find a job when I'm starving?

A lot of people are starving because they have a job to pay for food.

Okay, yeah, but I have a period, so I can't do that for me. Yeah, well, you're

old enough. So I think about what we're going to eat, and let's focus on the

future. Like, what are some of the things that you're good at? Like, why do

have passion?

Inside gaming.

All you have to do is, you know, I work out.

So maybe you should try that professional gaming job.

No, I don't want to work at all. I just want to eat and that's it. Why is it so

difficult? What about...

What about our field?

Medical field.

Do you hear this?

That sounds like an interesting topic.

You guys have to study and go to college and all that fun stuff. You have to be

productive. You have to do other things besides swiping left on your phone

screen. Ridiculous girls. Sounds a lot easier. I mean, how are you going to

somebody if you can't even pay for your own food and you're coming to your

mommy? Yeah, that would be impressive to a girl.

That doesn't matter because I'm not even interested in getting a girl. I'm just

hungry.

I prefer

my kind of outfit. I don't want to be wearing this. And when you get to our

level in the medical field, you get to look good and flex out a little bit.

Um, that just sounds so boring. And like you said, we have to go to school.

Yeah, I don't like school. Well, nobody likes school and nobody likes working.

But guess what? It's what you need to do to survive.

Okay, so you're telling me that I don't like it. How about we do this?

Why don't you sit down and you become our patient and we can show you how the

medical field is.

Okay, let's go.

Come on, have a seat.

Have a seat. We're going to play medic here.

Well, the first thing you need to know about being in the medical field is how

to be kind and how to do a very simple checkup. Yes. Okay.

Bedtime manner.

Yeah, you've got to have really a simple checkup. I forgot about that one. So

first, we're going to check your heart, your heart, your lungs.

See how you start here.

Ooh, he's got a strong heartbeat. Yeah.

See? You know how you're talking to him. You hear it?

Take a little breath. I don't know how to use one of these things.

And breathe out. Oh, good.

So nice, isn't it? Oh, I love that.

How are you feeling?

I mean, I don't know. I feel something running.

Really? Yeah.

It's all the gaming that I know.

Yeah.

Usually when I eat chips, I have a strong heartbeat. I don't know.

Yeah. A little bit lower.

Yeah,

that's where I'm on the couch.

Mike!

Oh, my God! What are you doing in my side? I'm like, what are you doing? Oh,

God.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, okay, okay. Everybody just calm down.

How about we pretend to be the patient and they can try everything.

We just show them.

Mine is pulling your genitals out.

I'd rather show them the couch.

Oh, stop being so lazy and check your old stepmom's heartbeat.

How do I even put this on? Okay.

What a stupid thing. Stick them behind that beautiful long hair. All right.

Now you've got to mind my heart.

Okay, this way? Yep.

Does your head hurt? No.

Okay, so then why are you making me do this?

I need you to pretend, like, to actually show compassion and, like...

Compassion? Yes. Mm -hmm. Like, actually try to act like everything's okay.

That's a lot of... Weird. I hear everything. Yeah, that's what they're

I mean, where's this heart of yours? Mm -hmm.

It's not a waste of time

I need to talk to you for a second.

Okay. Oh, my God.

They're actually getting somewhere.

Girl, he's rubbing his junk in front of us.

Don't worry about that.

That's happened before.

What?

No, girl. How are they going to get jobs when they're this perverted?

Oh, my God. We're just going to have to get them jobs to set them straight.

Yeah, I don't know it's gonna be harder than you think No, it doesn't go like

that. Oh my gosh.

Okay. Why not do some research here?

Look oh

my

god

That's ridiculous.

No, I like it. You're on your knees. You don't need a phone anymore. We're in

the other room. Yes, and you are being productive.

We have to be doing something. That's correct. We came in here.

We were running our business and you guys come in here. Listen, what you guys

need is a little military in your life. Mom, you're killing the vibe. You need

some discipline.

That's my job. You need to be obedient.

You need to be professional, productive.

Punctual. Is that the reason why you took my phone away? I can't be punctual

without my phone.

Boys,

get up, drop, and give us 20 immediately.

25? What am I doing?

Okay,

okay. You do something else.

The phone is dirty.

Drop it down.

Okay, okay.

It's like that?

I gotta get up?

Wait, wait, can I even do that?

Okay, yeah, show me how to do it right. If I'm doing it wrong, go ahead.

A strong, independent woman had to show Eve.

Yeah, show me how to do it right. Are you actually going to pay attention?

Yes, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

I think I understand better

You're supposed to be paying attention. I am paying attention. That's not paying

attention. That's touching my ass.

No, this is how you do it, Mom. Good form, I think. Yeah, right?

It's working. What?

Oh, my God. It's so annoying.

I'm just trying to learn.

Yeah, I think you're doing it right.

Yeah.

I'm helping you. You're pushing me up and down. I'm doing the same. No, not on

my face.

Show me how my body is the same. Yes, I see everything.

Maybe we should move to the next exercise since they're a little too

I think you know what? Were you paying attention?

Yeah.

Okay, show us.

I think you should show us what you learned. No, I need to re -watch.

No, no, no. Get down there.

Okay. Okay.

You've never done a sit -up in your life.

I don't know.

That's a brilliant plan.

Let's go. Get up. Oh, my God. Okay.

Oh, my God. This exercise is crazy. This is extremely draining.

So do I hold you down? Hold my feet.

I guess I did. I know it's okay. Get down here. It's a little too weak to

up.

Something like that?

Yeah. Okay. Can you? Oh, nice.

Wow. Oh, okay.

All the way up.

All the way up.

Okay. Yeah, good job.

Yeah, just like that. Oh, my God.

Not like that.

Oh,

my God. Mike.

What?

You shouldn't be laughing.

It's hard for me. I don't know. I'm like more hands -on -y, but she's not

letting me get poked. Is this how you do it? Oh, my goodness.

Okay.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah, yeah.

What is with y 'all?

I'm trying to learn, dude. What are you going to do next?

They're just trying to teach you. Okay, let's do the last workout.

Just like that?

Yeah, probably.

Jumping back three kids. Yeah, and those two makes me exhausted.

I'm out of breath.

Help me out, Faith.

Please? Help her out, girl!

I didn't hear her the first time. Be a man.

Your ears are dirty. I'm not making you look. Don't hear it. No, okay.

Next action plan.

Jumping back three kids.

Jumping jacks. What the hell are you doing? You guys do it right, so you

get the program right.

Let's go.

Jumping jacks. Go. Come on. Arms, legs. Open, close. Let me see. Open, close.

Let me see the chin.

Yep.

Move. Yep. No.

And don't hand while you're doing it.

Move the leg out of there. At the same time. Oh, my God. Have they ever had a

dance? Is this a dance?

I don't know. Are you guys making a dance?

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna have to use the whistle again!

I'm pretty sure you guys know how to cue.

Okay, yeah. Like, why can't you do that at home?

Like, what's up? Okay, do a simultaneous thing you want to do.

Five, eight, one, two, three, four. Wait, but go slower. Five,

six,

seven, eight. Ow!

That's so nice!

Mike! What?

What?

No, I need to feel it. of health and what it's like to be around it. Well, I

would be healthy if you guys fed us. This isn't working.

Thank you.

This is not working. What am I supposed to do?

I don't know.

I'm trying to talk to her.

She's getting mad at me. We need to come up with something that has to do with

that.

I think it'll work. You have an idea?

I'm dropping out of high school.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, please save me. This is dumb.

Should I leave that on?

No. No? Nothing?

Dude, I couldn't think about watching TV. Why?

Oh, my God. Don't even remind me about that, bro. It's fucking crazy.

Order.

Order in the court.

What is this? Get me this remote right now. What do you mean the remote?

I'm watching TV.

Watch it over.

Why are you being like this again?

Because we need a little order in this house.

This is to show you what a professional really looks like and how you... Why are

you questioning?

You're a lawyer.

A lawyer, a judge, anything?

You're not going to be a lawyer.

a professional napper, because that's what I want to do.

That doesn't pay the bills.

And it doesn't get you out of my house. That's true. You're paying the bills.

Exactly.

I'm paying your bills and my bills.

Yes, for you. I want you to start housing. It's not okay.

What exactly do you need to get a jerk to do that?

Well, I mean, I'm not a jerk, but it's the order. You need to go out and get a

real job.

Yeah.

And Mike needs a job, and two of you need to get in together.

Okay, dude, let's just listen to that for a second. I don't know.

I'm going to get short.

What is it that you want us to do this time?

Yeah. Well, we've been saying all along, we want you to move out.

How are you going to move out? You have to get a job.

All right, well, besides all that, no, no, no. You're telling me to be, like,

confident. What the hell do you want me to do in here? I have to be a lawyer.

We've given you three different options. Okay, so what is it? He's medical. I

might be a lawyer.

This is what a proper

gown looks like in the professional world. You've never seen what it looks

What are you doing?

I'm wearing something underneath.

That's all you need to know. You know what I just wanted to figure out?

People are just so quick.

That is on their mind.

It's all they think about. Look it.

Are you trying to get my ass?

Yeah. And I think... It's better under the gun.

What?

Yes. Just give it to me.

I don't know.

I'm talking to my friends. Calm down. I'm trying to figure this whole thing

This is what I'm thinking.

It is our responsibility as their moms to show them what it's like to be with a

woman and how to treat a woman.

And if they don't want to learn anything else, at least we can give them a skill

that's useful. Maybe they can find a sugar mom or something to take care of

because, yeah, I mean.

That sounds like a great idea. I totally agree, yeah.

How do we take care of the one, you know?

What do you think? I think it's weird.

But I guess, like, as their moms, we do need to teach them, right?

Like a green light skill.

Correct.

But I'm nervous.

Listen,

I think that I'll fuck your son and you fuck my son.

And then we'll just ease our way into it, you know?

Um, okay.

Boys?

Yeah? Are you taking it off?

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Go ahead.

This is what you want? Oh, my God, yes.

Are you sure? This is what I wanted.

Are you sure about this?

Well, you know, I was thinking,

whenever we finish that album checkup, that's true.

Oh my god, I've been waiting for this for a while.

Oh my god, mom.

Do you know how much of our focus there is? You have such great sense.

I mean, I don't know, it's kind of weird.

I don't know if I can do this.

Well, I mean...

Yeah, what's the first lesson?

Are you ready to learn?

Yeah, how do I start learning?

Well, you have to get a hard day.

Yeah,

definitely.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. You actually pay a lot of attention to it. Yeah, of

course. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. You actually return the favor.

Yeah. Oh,

shit. Yeah.

Should I take them off?

I think, no.

I'll take them off.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm definitely paying attention now.

Wow. Dude, is that mom taking care of you? Yeah, she is.

Her mouth is so wet.

How's my mom treating you?

Listen, my mom likes it a lot.

I do.

It's so much better than your dad.

Don't forget to pay attention.

I know. Yes.

Yeah, I'm definitely paying attention.

So nice.

Wow.

Yeah.

Wow. How is it?

Oh, my God. I don't need to see. I just wanted to ask.

I want to see mine later.

Oh, my God. This is packing.

Oh, you turned me on.

Your mom is beautiful.

Oh my goodness, dude. Your mom's swallowing me whole.

Oh, your mom's going into town with me. Oh my God.

Yuck.

This is definitely what I want to do when I grow up. Wow.

Yeah, is there a profession that you're called? Yeah.

I think you guys could probably find something to do with that. Yeah?

Yeah,

like maybe you can even be in a porno one day.

You think?

Oh, God, you feel good, girl.

What is this realistically teaching us? A life lesson, right? Uh -huh.

How to please a woman? I love this.

Just starting the day like this.

Yeah, I don't know why you guys have to jump in groups to teach us.

Stop complaining.

Oh, no. Yes, miss.

Oh, mom, you look so hot.

I wonder if my mom had a tiki bowl.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wow.

Oh, mom.

I'll see you then.

Just let it be.

It's fine.

They're acting so good for once.

Just, oh my gosh.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, Mike, you're right. Your mom's just awesome.

Touch them again.

Go, go.

Like that, like that. Let it be.

Oh, wow.

Aren't they amazing, huh?

Oh my

god,

in between.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, you're so right, my homie.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

What's the next step after?

Maybe we should intertwine ourselves a little more. Oh, okay.

Oh,

shit. What?

You better do it, honey.

Oh, okay.

Wow,

that looks so good.

Yeah, I'm like I'm gonna fuck your mom Oh

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck,

it feels good. Oh, my God.

Oh, mom, how does that feel, huh? Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so fucking sexy. Mom, is he taking care of you?

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

You better do a good job.

Don't disappoint.

Yes. It has to be your job today. Oh, your mom feels so good.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Please.

Oh, you're fucking honest. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Your mom's in there.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Watch your mom get fucked.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Yeah? Your mom looks sexy?

Yeah?

Fuck, yeah, she does.

I never thought my mom could do that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Don't worry about my hair.

Oh my God.

Actually, very gently.

Good job, Mike. Focus.

Focus on her. Focus on her hair.

You should be focused on my hair.

Oh my God.

I'm always going to care for my mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay, you need to fuck like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

You know what?

I want to pee.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh,

yeah

Did she clean off all her tongue?

Oh, my God. Oh,

your mom knows how to suck dick. Wow.

Wow. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Mom, just close your eyes.

That's all you have to do.

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Spit on it.

Spit on it. Spit on it.

Spit on it. Spit on it. Spit on it. Spit on it. Spit on it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Wait,

what's happening?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Mom, do you want me to put my leg in?

Do you want me to put it in?

Yeah, why not?

Okay, okay.

Shit, I don't want to do this

Oh, my

God.

Trust me. Do it. You're going to love it. Oh, my God.

It's so warm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I don't know if I can do it.

Just get on top of me. We're doing it right here.

I mean, trust me. You're not going to regret it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I think we'll be okay, Mom.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, that's not too bad.

You're doing it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What are we doing?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Fucking what?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Jesus. Oh, shit. My son is so fucking hard. It feels good. Oh, my God. This is

bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I did not think fucking my son would feel good.

Oh, my God. Shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so fucking hard.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mommy feels so good. Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh, do you want to turn around?

Oh, no. You want me to stay like this?

Stay? Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, no.

Fuck! Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Do your job, Mike.

Make sure you do a good job.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, Mommy, good.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

fuck. Yes. Yes.

Oh, shit.

Fuck, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, Mom, that feels so good. Yeah? You want me to put it in? Yeah,

in, put it in. Yeah?

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Yeah?

Uh -huh. Oh, my gosh. Imagine, Mom. Oh, she feels so good. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah? Is that good?

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Is that okay, mom? Can I put it back in?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Play with mommy.

Play with me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

shit. Yeah. Oh.

We might get our friends jealous.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Oh mom, I fucking love it. Yeah?

Oh my god, I did not think I could like it.

But I like it.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh, man.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Yes.

Yes. Oh, shit.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no.

Oh, no.

What? Um, okay.

Oh my god. Oh my

god.

I think you're learning.

I like it. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I did not know they could fuck these guys. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck,

yeah. Oh, I got you.

I got you. I got you.

Oh,

my God, Mom.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes. I feel so fucking good. Uh -huh.

Yes. I feel so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Uh -huh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. What?

What? What?

We have to keep them dirty.

This is very experimental, but show them dirty.

Oh, shit.

Yes. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Look. Yes.

Here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Help me.

Oh, mommy. Uh -huh. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, oh Oh, my God, Mommy. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's so good. Show me. Show me. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, damn.

Oh, my God, Mommy. Your pussy's so tight.

Oh my god, it fucking does grip.

Holy shit.

Oh my god. You like your son's coffee?

Yeah. I like it.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, this is so good.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Give it to mommy.

I want it.

Mommy wants it all over.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give me.

Give me.

Come for me. Come for me. Come for me.

Oh my god, mom.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god, I'm still going.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I think we're going to get some jobs and move out.

Well, the job part maybe. You don't have to move out. No, no, no. No moving out.

Let's go.

Thanks, Mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem, honey. No moving out for you.

moving out. Best sons ever.

Definitely one time a week.

Once in a week, though.

Yeah, yeah.

That would be, um, what is your rent?

Oh my gosh. Zero dollars, just give us dick.

Oh my god, that's so hot.

Fuck.