All language subtitles for The.Rainbow.Boys.1973.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

Thanks.

That's it.

Got some bubble tea.

It does.

How you doing?

That's good stuff.

Hey, man.

Excuse me. Do you carry enchiladas, you
know, in a can?

I got escargot, pickled walnut, sub
-gang wonton soup, arctic chas,

and get filled with fish. But I
definitely don't have enchiladas.

I got the beans.

Well, come on. How much? He got beans.

Six bucks.

Where you going, man?

Want a ride?

Hey!

You crazy?

Break my car and scratch paint.

Oh, scratch your ass, co -chief.

It was an accident.

Right. I saw it. You bum.

Who are you calling an old bum?

Get your dukes up!

Come on, get your dukes up!

Bum.

Bastard.

Bastard!

You're worth my shot, my troll. You
dropped your... Hey, this machine, is it

damaged?

Doctor, this...

Oh, gee whiz, you spectacles.

Bloody motorists, eh?

The minute they get into a car, they
think they're on a bloody road, eh?

telling me.

Bastards.

Doctor. There's no doctor here.

What? We'll take you to Gladys.

Whatever, man.

Hop in.

Gee whiz, another round.

Fine. Okay.

Which way?

It's the corner of 3rd Avenue and
Crossmaker.

There it is.

Bloody.

Bastards. They're worse than bloody
snipers.

Glad you're married.

She's a good woman.

Sniper.

Cute place you got here.

Not a noise.

Hey. Beautiful yard.

Oh, yeah, well, it isn't mine. You see,
I kip here sometimes.

Kip? Yes.

I've got my own place.

My own house out of town, across the
river there.

Lady!

Lady! Have you finished beating the shit
out of my door?

Sorry,

Gladys.

That's it. I've had it. That's it.

Are you a buddy, man?

What?

That it?

You're right, that is...

Go away!

Bloody hole.

Bloody people.

Who the hell is that?

The name's Mizzella, friends.

You won't find any bloody friends around
here. They're all half dead, just like

this old...

Bunch of garbage.

What's the matter? You got the cramps?

He fell on his motorbike.

He hurt his shoulder.

Yeah, well, it serves him right.

Dennis, could you... Come here.

Logan, go and heat some water.

Right.

Take your shirt off.

Easy.

Easy. Easy.

Jesus Christ, man!

None of that bloody language around
here. Come here.

Well, there are no bones broken.

You got a nice lump, though.

It feels good.

What, he didn't... Kill yourself on that
death machine.

Carried me all away from the Big Apple.

What's the Big Apple?

New York.

New York?

You gotta be nuts.

What about my old buddy down there?

Logan?

Crazy old bum.

Funny you should say that.

Well, he is.

Feel good?

It's really great, miss. Really great.

Well,

there you are.

You'll live.

Here it is. All steaming.

You let people stand all over you,
Logan. That's the trouble.

I've been sitting in that shack ever
since I can remember, talking gold.

Shh, shh. Glad is.

Shush me, you old sod.

You haven't found enough to fill a
tooth.

Well, that's a lie to start with.

I can tell you.

I get it regular.

Mm -hmm.

Every month, Gladys, you know that.

Yeah, so what did you get the last time?
Six dollars.

And the time before that, four bloody
fifty.

Well, it's getting better.

It's always getting bloody better.

You're doing great, man.

You're a gold miner, ain't you? Last of
a dying breed.

How would you know?

You'd last ten minutes. Work it, it'd
kill you. Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Listen, lady, I paid my dues.

Leavenworth and Fort Dix. Uncle Sam got
no flies on my cellar.

Oh, yes.

I've been grabbing gold for years.

They're all about it.

It's the critical analysis, you see.

When they test it for you.

They can tell right away.

There's good and bad, you see.

Well, of course, I only get the good
thought.

Because it's the best, you see.

You ever seen this?

It's a book.

Lost. mines and treasures of the Pacific
Northwest.

Gee, where?

I'm trying.

I read it from cover to cover.

You want to know something, man?

This book is dynamite.

I picked it up the

other summer.

It was in a village.

Looking for a job. Wearing a shirt and a
tie. I was on a whole other trip.

Trip. It was sweltering.

Middle of August.

By 11 o 'clock in the morning, I was
sopping wet. I duck into this little

Corner of Bleeker and Thompson.

Bookstore.

It says air -conditioned for your
comfort, right? So I go in. I'm cooling

browsing around the porno, faking it.

This guy comes over to me.

The owner. He goes, can I help you?

So I don't know, I said, you got any
books about fresh air, the great

Figured I'd get them in the ecology bit.

Turns out he's got a whole wall of them.

So I picked this one.

Random.

Nice pictures.

Four bucks.

Oh, yes.

There was a lot of mines out here.

Heaps of mines.

Of course, a lot of them was figments.

A lot more than booked to find any gold
around here.

Ain't no harm in crying, lady.

Figments?

Imagination figments.

Phony like.

But an expert could tell for sure, like
yourself.

Logan, an expert?

Oh, yes, got to know your stuff, have
all the right gear.

So tell him, Gladys.

You tell him anything you want, Logan.

The fact is, I actually own...

A gold mine.

Oh, Logan, come off it. You don't even
know where it is. It hasn't even been

there, for Christ's sake. Wait a minute.

Is it true?

Oh, yes.

The little lemon.

My old daddy left it to me, see?

Lemon is right.

It was too late when I got out here, you
see, from England.

He'd been working Little Lemon for three
years, and he had to come back into

town that winter because of the
sickness, you see.

Just couldn't carry all that stuff, just
him on his own.

It's heavy stuff, you see.

Stuff? What stuff?

Well, the gold, mate.

300 pounds. 300 pounds? 300 pounds. It's
heavy.

It's 100 miles up over there to Little
Lemon.

Ralphie said he...

Take care of our old mum. Tell her I'm
sorry.

You go back there in the springtime, he
said, and bring it all back. She'll like

that, he said.

Then he gave me the papers and the map.

Then he died.

Serves them bloody well right, leaving
your old lady high and dry like that.

He was fine, my father.

He fought the Germans.

Royal Engineers, Balloon Division, A
Company, 1917.

What the hell are you talking about?

Why don't you just go away?

Go back to your bookstore.

No, don't go.

The war broke out.

And then I got this letter about our
mum.

Huh?

Oh dear, yes.

Yes, the Jerrys.

They dropped a landmine.

We have a nice little cherry tree out in
the back by the shed, you see. It was

hanging there one morning from a
parachute.

Cherry tree?

No. The landmine.

Well, of course, the army come.

They says, out, out, Mrs. Get out, get
out, get out. Well, our mum says, I

leaving my house not for no jerry bomb,
she says.

Then she shut the door, see? Well, half
hour later, there's this

corporal fella.

He's swinging from the bomb, and he's
tapping it with a little hammer.

Well, of course, it went off.

Nothing left after that, just a bloody
great hole in the ground.

Well, I suppose it's all covered in now,
I mean.

That's, uh... That's 35 years ago.

Gee whiz.

Nothing to go back for.

I mean, all the gold in the world's no
good to you if you're dead.

You should know.

Eh? You should know!

Wait a minute.

Look, I'll tell you what I'd like to do.

For a share in the proceeds.

I'll stick your trip up there.

On that bike thing?

You've got to be joking.

I wasn't asking you, lady.

I don't know.

It's hard country.

Very difficult.

Easy to lose your way. You've got a map,
don't you?

A map?

Map?

Yeah, of course I've got a map.

Man, you're so full of old -fashioned
bullshit that it's coming out of your

ears, and I want to tell you something
else, Henry.

Henry?

Every little limb in mine, I think that
you're scared of going out there and

actually doing a deed.

Scared?

Scared? Did you hear that, Gladys?

I'm sorry, Logan. This time he's right.

Scared. I think you're chicken. Chick...
Chick... Scared.

Nobody calls me scat. For your dude
stuff.

Come on, get him out.

Sit down, you silly old bastard.

And as for you, if you think you're
going to con me into some cockamamie

on that thing, just forget it.

Flatbush. Flatbush?

Brooklyn.

He was stealing out of the back seat
until he got busted.

Busted?

Yeah. Cop.

You know, I got it from this old man
real cheap.

Well, three wheels are better than two.
You know what I mean?

Special lab.

I forget.

Some sort of sprocket. Yeah.

This is a great spot.

Nice view.

Yes.

You built it? Oh, yes. Oh, gee whiz,
yes. Built it all. Go on, then.

Yeah. Hang on. I'll get the gear.

Really nice, Gladys.

Nice house.

Beautiful view.

Nice. Garbage.

Here we are.

Got all the gear.

All the right equipment.

You better have that.

Got the map?

What?

Oh, no, don't have the map.

What do you mean?

Well, um, I used to have it all the
time, you see.

Uh, in the old days, but, uh, I seem to
have, um, have misplaced it.

Um, you know.

Well, it'll turn out they always do.

Sure. Maps turn up all the time.

Right, Mamie? Oh, yes. Ah, yes.

The world's just lousy with maps.

But not this one.

Come on, Ralph. I'll dig it out.

Hey!

Hold up!

Hold up! That's all private stuff in
there.

God, we're never going to find a map in
here.

I'll find a map.

I'll find a map.

Are you sleepy?

No, it's very cosy.

I built this house.

No names.

Every bit of timber.

Stove.

All the windows.

Doorframe. Everything come up the river.

All driftwood, you know.

Everything comes up the river if you
wait for it.

Hey.

Nice nuggets, huh?

Yes, well, it's the holes, you see.

Yeah, you can't go for that, huh?

Well, it covers up the holes. There's a
lot of draft in here.

What's the army having a bit of colour
around the place, eh? If you like it,

If you like it, ain't no harm in looking
at it, right?

It's just the holes, you see.

They cover them up.

It's a dust, you know.

Picks up your snozzler.

Yeah, where's the bloody map?

Oh.

Well, it might be neat indeed.

Have you played a violin?

What?

Oh, gee whiz.

I'm a fiddler.

I want you to see this.

I carve this myself.

It's all handmade, every bit. My God.

Yeah?

No, don't play with that. It holds it
together.

You see, the nights are long in the
wintertime here, and it's about 20

gets a bit cold. There's nothing much to
do, so I do a lot of carving, you know.

Uh, violins, Chinese puzzles.

Of course, I can go down and see Gladys,
but we can't do that every night, can

you?

So, our federal...

I never had a lesson in my life.

What kind of rock is this?

Oh, that's not your regular rock.

Oh, gee whiz, no, that's a... That is
your genuine, dyed -in -the -wool, 100

% gold -bearing rock.

Really? Yeah, you look at that glitter.
Put it up there in the light. See?

Fantastic, you're right.

Mind you, there's more to it than that.
Huh?

Oh, yeah, you've got to collect your
specimens and get them together and

them.

Crush them? No.

You'll crush them by hand.

It's a lot of work, you know. Put them
through the sluice.

It's hard work down there by the river.

That's where I am.

Sluicing and crushing the rocks.

Sluicing? Yes.

It takes half a ton.

of that rock to render one ounce of gold
dust.

It's a lot of work watching out for
those snipers. I'm no bleeding sniper,

know.

What do you mean? What, do they shoot at
you when you pan? That is snipe. What?

Oh, no, no, I don't mean that.

No, not that kind of sniper. A sniper is
a... Hey, the sniper is

the guy who cleans out the same crevice

In the hard bed, year after year, you
see?

Yeah, they're working the site to
pieces.

Bastards!

It's a profession!

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, you've got to clean it by hand,
just the same you've got to sluice

Oh, gee whiz, it's a lot of work, you
know?

It is a lot of work.

It is a lot of... It is a lot of work!

Yeah.

Rotating the pan, all that, judging
the... I see you've got one of my

Do you know this is carved out of one
piece of wood? Yeah, I was looking at

This little bobby dazzler here goes up
and down.

Yeah.

Oh, I've seen two depressions.

Come on, you two!

Stop messing around in there!

Seen the men in the boxcars.

What about the map?

Going to the gold mines.

What? The map?

Your map, Logan.

There ain't no map here.

I remember where I put the little bottle
now.

Always put maps in a safe place.

Jesus! All right, are you going to look
for gold or are you going to shoot it?

Whoa, you can't go all that way up over
there without a gun, you know.

Well, it wouldn't be safe.

Okay, that's it. Bye -bye. I'm off. Let
me know when you've found it. Lettuce,

lettuce. Lettuce.

Lettuce. Please.

We need all the hands we can get.

What for?

Well, for cooking and... Screwing?

Well, cleaning, polishing and...
Amazing!

Don't forget the gold.

Three -way split.

You could be kissing a bottle of
fortune.

Yeah.

Please.

Oh, you silly old bastard.

Gladys. What?

I'm freezing.

Are you freezing?

No. Well, I am.

It'll cost you.

How much?

$27 .50.

$27?

$50. $50?

Tax. Are you kidding, Henry?

Henry?

What?

What's that? What? It's a bastard.

Bastard.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Hey.

Good ideas.

It's very cold Would you

Go to sleep Logan

Don't you, Gretta?

Muddy heathen.

Oh.

Hey, Gretta!

Get off of this, will ya?

Well, go on. Get up and stop him.

Me?

Leave the bloody putties. Go on.

It's a house of God.

Huh?

It isn't right.

You know.

What are you talking about? Who's
talking about?

What's the matter with you? You don't
like churches?

It's built for the Indians, you know.

It sold Indian country.

I don't see no totem poles.

All Indians.

Well,

that'll take a tinkle.

We've all gone now.

Thank you.

I think it's a plug.

Lugs!

Oh gee, it's awful hot.

I thought it would be cooler up here.

You all right, Gladys? Can I get you
anything?

These putties are all loose.

Why do you wear those damn things?

What? Those damn things. Why do you wear
them?

These are First Great World War putties,
these.

I'll have to rewind them.

Hey, Gladys. What?

What are you going to do with all the
money?

What money?

From the gold.

Oh, Logan, I don't know.

My old daddy knew what he was going to
do with it.

Good.

Oh, gee whiz.

He's going to set us up in a posh house
down by the park. Very nice place it's

got down there.

And then he, um... And then what?

He's going to go around the world.

In a balloon.

No wonder you're nuts. In a balloon?

Well, they're not all captive balloons,
you know. Oh, of course not.

No.

I mean, like in the war.

In the war, they was attached to a
cable.

That's what he was doing, my old man,
you see.

Six months.

Intensive training at Cardington Camp.
He told me all about it. Going up and

down all day, standing out in his little
basket, pretending to seek Germans.

Then when he was ready, they sent him
off to France for the real thing.

And then what? Well, um... There was
this sergeant fellow.

Never did like my dad.

One morning he says, All right, Logan.

This is it, he says. Up you go, boy.

You go up there, tell us where their gun
emplacements are.

Hold on a minute, my dad says. He says,
look here, Sergeant, it's a bit foggy,

isn't it? Never you mind that, boy, the
sergeant says.

You just get up there, up there, as
clear as a bell.

Well, it looked a bit foggy to my old
dad.

Yeah, so he didn't go.

Oh, yes, he went.

He went? When duty calls.

Yeah, he went straight up there, right
up through the fog.

Almost hit the road, French.

Well, he was all right, though.

Well, he was, uh, until the cable broke.

The cable broke? Yeah, well, they
couldn't see him up there, you see. He

going around and around for hours and
sobbed this lot, he thought, so he

He jumped? Well, they had these
parachutes, you know, but they didn't

work. He come down like a bullet, right
through the officer's mess.

Right at dinner, it was.

Broke every bone in his body.

Gee whiz.

Well, I think your old man is a bloody
fool just like you.

And a lot of good he did for your
mother.

Riding around in balloons and digging up
rocks. You know, you're all alike. Just

screw him and leave him. You tell him,
babe.

Who's asking you?

He never dug up no rocks.

Oh, come on.

He dug up gold.

Enough to fill a kit bag. Three hundred
pounds weight of it. Oh, Logan, you're

crazy.

Will you shut up?

Hold it right there, Big Red. What the
hell has gotten into you, lady?

Give the old guy a break, for God's
sake.

I'd break his bloody neck if I could get
my hands on him. Are you listening to

me?

Just cool out and lay off his old man.

You had one once, didn't you?

Show some respect.

For drunks and bum.

You better believe it. For anyone, we're
all in the same boat.

Yeah, well, screw him and his old man.

All right, so it might mean nothing to
you, but to him, his old man was a

prince.

Logan!

Hey,

gee whiz, that...

That tree saved me.

Hey!

Me bloody trousers.

I should have me butties on.

Hey!

I think you're in luck, we know.

For you, Mason Spaceman.

Go ahead, try him on.

Go ahead!

You got any gas in that thing? Bullshit.

That's what it sounds like to me.

Come off it, will you?

You're right.

Get a load of those duds, will you?

Pick up the dirt.

What's the matter? What's wrong with
your bit of color?

Absolutely nothing.

You look dynamite.

Put me putties on.

Rocky!

Bastard!

Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!

Hey, Gladys, are you all right? What the
hell are you trying to do, Medela? Kill

us? Leave me alone!

For God's sake, you're lucky you can
still stand up. Gladys, Gladys.

Oh, my God.

Ellie. Bugger.

Could have killed him.

Just look at him.

Never should have come.

Hiya, how you doing?

I never wanted to.

I never did.

Where'd you get that shirt, mister?

Oh, you like it, huh?

Well, uh... Here.

For you going hunting with a woman?

You must be crazy.

Come and have a drink with me.

Hey, friends.

The chief here wants us to have a little
drinky. You know, one for the road.

Oh.

I was very young at the time, but I
remember them zeppelins, you know.

It was down by Wapping Docks.

Beautiful day. My old dad was there. He
was just back, wounded like, you know.

And there it was.

Just right up there, just as clear as
that cloud there.

Eh?

Great, big, fat, bloody zeppelin.

All glittering, shining and so. Very,
very graceful, that.

And then suddenly...

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang.

What? What?

Right across the river.

My old daddy says, come on, my boy. He
says, come on, Ralph, let's, we better

scarper, we better go.

Says, them buggers is bobbing as a
bleeders.

Gee, we're... Hey?

Chief?

They'd never heard one of them.

Hey.

Them things was bomb.

Oh, gee whiz.

Yeah, they was big.

Hiya, Chief.

What's happening?

House, baby. I don't know where. Kim!

Hey!

No wonder you stayed in that goddamn
shack for 30 years.

Right on.

Bloody bee!

Bee! What? Christ, here.

What? Take this off.

Bloody thing.

Where is it? I don't know. It's around
the back. There's something. It's around

the front. Where?

There's a bastard.

There!

The bloody moth.

Hey, you know...

I've been thinking. Uh -huh.

How are we going to carry all that gold
back home when we got it?

You know, it's heavy stuff now.

Heavy trip.

Yeah, it is heavy stuff.

That bike could carry an elephant,
right, Trixie?

That'd be yours.

Well, we ought to consider things like
that.

You consider it. You're the expert.

like a cup of coffee and some chow.

How about that, Logan?

Yeah, how about that, Logan?

That was a nice fire, eh?

Hey, that Indian bloke back there,
what's his name? Mickey Mouse.

Mouse? Ons?

No, the other one, the big fellow. He
seemed like a nice guy.

Friendly, like. What?

Friend Indian, that is.

You a bigot, man?

Hey?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

God damn it!

What?

I'm alive!

Don't pick up any of that shit!

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Look at that
mother...

Logan, I gotta hand it to you.

When you screw up, man, you ain't
whistling Dixie.

You got a whole hawk. It wasn't an
accident.

The whole human race is an accident!

Your insurance, babe.

He's very upset, Gladys.

I'm calling it quits, man.

It's all yours.

I'll fight my way back.

Well, I don't know. It's an awful long
way back down there.

It's getting a bit pocky.

It's over a hundred miles.

I don't think we...

We'd be safer if we were all stuck
together.

Logan.

Logan, you're something else, man.

We couldn't have let old Gladys go off
all that way all on her own, could we?

I mean, it wouldn't be right.

She's very highly strung, you know, this
Gladys.

Very highly strung.

She might do herself an injury up there.

Besides, how's she going to carry all
that gold, eh?

Just her on her own.

Come to think of it, how are we going to
carry all that gold?

Hey!

Come to think of it, how are we going to
get back home?

All the way down there?

It's over a hundred miles!

She seems very uptight.

Oh, glad it is a good woman.

But it's the people.

People? Yeah, the husband.

She's married?

What? Oh, yes, glad.

A long time ago now, of course.

Well, who is he?

He's in school.

School? Yeah, a teacher. Name of Barry
was... No, I'm a liar.

Douglas, that's it.

Whoops. Nice fella.

Big chap.

She was very ill, of course.

Oh, yes, 15, 25 years ago. Gladys was
very, very ill. It was Douglas.

What? Uh, exams, he said.

Um, he had to go to, uh, Cam... What's
the name of the place?

Uh, special teacher exams.

So? Well, he never come back.

He just stopped it, didn't he?

Eh?

Six months.

Six months what?

What?

Six months, I was married.

Hold on, Gladys! We're coming!

Got any water in that thing?

Mazola?

I'm fresh out.

Want some gum?

Gum? Well, we'll have to make do,
Gladys. That's all. I mean, it's not for

Well, we'll have to live off the land.

You know?

Hey, wait a minute.

Look at this lot.

You can't drink that. What?

Of course you can bloody drink it.

It's all the way up there.

That is snow.

That water is.

Pure. I ain't drinking that.

Goddamn polluted water.

It's delicious.

Give me the beans.

Where's the can opener?

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, Gladys.

Gladys, I... I think I put it in your
bag.

I seem to remember.

I put it in your bag.

I remember now I put it in there last
night.

Oh, Logan.

It's at the bottom of the river with the
rest of the junk.

Junk, huh?

Junk! Give me them beans. You want
beans? I'll give you beans.

Good snow.

What's the time, Gladys?

You never asked me the time before.

What?

No. Jingle, I never did.

See you later.

Oh, come on.

It's a mountain.

I know it's a mountain.

That is.

Look, it's shaped like a little lemon.

Just like he said.

It's like a big... It's the little
lemon!

Gladys!

Give it a kiss!

The little lemon!

Logan!

Wait a minute.

Easy. Oh, give me some water.

Easy.

Oh, gee whiz.

You all right?

Oh, no.

What happened?

I must have passed out.

It's true.

Bastards, bastards, bastards!

All that gallivanting up and down.

I never should have come.

Blasted, bleeding coal mine. Now, look,
just shut up. Now, look, shut up.

I never wanted... Get this into your
mouth there.

Now, you listen.

You're here.

He's here and I'm here.

And up there... Who done that?

We got ourselves a fortune, Henry.

We hope.

Henry?

Rain. Rain.

Rain.

Okay.

Beautiful, Logan.

Where do we start?

Oh, gee whiz.

I've got to get my bearings, you know.

I've got to check things out.

Hey, it's a bit parky up here.

Good snow.

I've got to check the map.

Oh, oops.

That's Gladys, right?

She's up there.

What do you got there?

It's a magazine.

Magazine? 1939.

It must have been that.

Jesus. This is him, but... Is Hitler
really the enemy?

That's hot stuff.

Nothing changes.

You dig what they were laying down?

Dig.

Miles of it.

It's remained working.

It has to be.

Well?

Well, it was a lot of work, you know. It
must have been a lot of work. Two

years. It was a lot of work.

Two years.

Oh, no, what's this?

It's all blocked up.

Years ago.

What's the matter?

Bastards.

Bastards.

It's... It's... It's the roof bleeding.

It's the bleeding roof. It's... It's all
caved in.

The main work and we never get through
there now.

That'll take us years.

What are you getting at, man?

Where the hell does that leave us?

Leave him alone. Can't you see he's
thinking?

Logan, you better not be shitting me,
man. I spent a lot of time on your trip.

Lay off him, Mazola.

Talk to him, will you, Gladys?

He only had this one donkey, you see.

Just this one little old fella.

Well, he couldn't take all that heavy
stuff all by himself, you see, so he

some of it here.

Thought he'd come back for it later.

Then the winter started and... Well, he
said to himself, I'll leave it under the

floor, you see. It'll be safer under the
floor.

How far into the shaft do we got to go?

Oh, a long way. He had to blast, you
see. Oh, you'd never get through there

It's all finished now, you see.

Well, that's all right.

That's all right. That's all right.
Sure, that's all right. It's just hunky

-dory.

You see, he didn't put it under that
floor.

He's too smart.

He knew the roof was going to fall in.

Well, he was right, wasn't he?

Logan.

Who?

Logan.

Where's the gold?

Where is the gold?

Where is the gold?

I remember now, Gladys.

It's under the floor, like you told me.

Down there.

Eh?

In the shack.

In the shack?

In the shack. In the shack? In the
shack. In the shack?

Did you hear that, you mothers?

It's in the shack!

That's a funny way to carry on, Gladys.

Yelling like that?

He'll learn.

Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard!

Bastard!

Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard!

Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard!

Bastard!

Now look, enough is enough.

I got their water here.

I never done nothing like that before.

See from New York, I'll tell you.

Well, you asked for it. No, no, no.

Oh, look at that bleeding eye.

No, I shouldn't have done it, really.

Oh, come on. Well, I'm sorry, man. Come
on.

I don't want to.

Now or never.

Are you sure it's here? Oh, yes, it's
here, all right.

Tell me all about it. It's underneath
the floor.

It's right here in the middle.

Cold, Logan?

Hey. Cold?

Bloody cold, mate.

Yeah. Let's see your head.

We've got two cans of beans and one tin
of sardines.

Oh, well, we got some biscuits, Gladys.

If only they're all as good. We got
gold, ain't we? Can you eat it?

We're hot for something.

Yeah, that's it. Live off the land,
right? With what?

His gun.

Yeah, I told you to come in, didn't I?

You loaded? You never can tell.

Oh, you don't go around with a loaded
gun. I asked him for trouble, didn't I?

Why don't you load the gun? Maybe we'll
beg a couple of bunnies.

Well, you see, you know them cartridge
things, them bullets, you know?

Well, I kind of mislaid them. Mislaid
them?

Yeah. You mean you forgot them?

In a manner of speaking, yeah.

Did you hear that, Gladys?

Logue forgot the bullets.

You see, I, uh... In all the rush...
Well, I only found out about it

Or was it the day before? I just
remember. I didn't want to bother you

know. Oh, let's stop the bullshit and
figure out how we're gonna get home. Oh,

it's a long way down there, Gladys.

That gold is heavy stuff, isn't it? You
ain't kidding. I almost got a hernia

last night.

Eh? Well, we got cable.

Yeah, we got loads of cable. We got a
blasting cable, you know. The old man

it for blasting. We got rope.

The axe?

We got an axe and an adze, actually.

Well, I'll tell you something, folks.

We ain't walking home, that's for sure.
I ain't, at least.

You gonna fly?

No. But the next best thing.

What? Well,

that little old river down there.

It's gonna carry us all the way home.

You're going to swim.

Bye.

Swim.

Okay? All right.

There.

That'll stir up.

Radha!

Ladies!

Everybody ready for breakfast?

That's all she wrote.

Well,

that's a very croupy court.

Yeah, well, you spend two nights up on
that mountain. What do you expect?

The main thing is... Now, here.

We've got to keep you cool. Oh.

What?

Because we're going to keep to the edge.

Everything's in control, Gladys.

Yeah, well, I hope this time you're
right.

I got a biscuit.

I was on a boat once.

Really?

Yeah.

So I got out here in the first place.

Um... The queen, you know, princess, you
know.

Empress.

Of England.

That's right, Empress of England.

Beautiful boat.

It's all painted white, you know.

I'm out of Liverpool.

He was a bit sad at first, you know.

Eh, Gladys? Leaving me mother and... all
my friends, you know.

Looking down there, seeing all the bags
of relatives and all that, all waving

down from the, um... What do you call
it?

The dock.

The dock, yeah.

I'll always remember Uncle, um...
Charlie.

Um... Yeah, Auntie Marge and Violet
standing there.

The boat, you know, moving gently up and
down. They were down there looking up

at me, waving away.

Old Margo.

All made up with lipstick and stuff.

She yelled up at me. She yelled, uh,
Bone Voyage!

Ralph!

Then she puked all over Violet's dress.

Of course, it was fishing with rain.

Lots of grey stuff hanging around.

Eh?

Well, I thought, there's nothing I can
do about this.

So I went downstairs to see where all
the grub was. You know, the food in

You did?

Oh, yeah.

Bloody acres of it.

All them waiters, eh?

Well, when I went back upstairs,

The bleeding land had gone.

All I could see was a fog.

And the sound of Auntie Margo retching
away.

Did you get sick?

Me?

No! Had me guts out.

Caviar and... Gee whiz.

Well?

Are you boys ready?

Move out.

Right. Right there.

On the count of three, you push.

Don't sweat it.

Smoking?

Seize the rope.

Keep it taut. All right?

Keep the rope taut. On the count of
three.

One, two, three. We push.

You hold tight.

All right?

One.

Two.

What do you know?

Bloody flies, eh?

Rain.

Well, you can always tell when they come
buzzing around.

Oh, bloody nose.