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E POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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AHH. THERE YOU ARE.
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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
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I'M TRYING OUT A FEW RECIPES
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FROM MY NEW BETTY
CROAKER COOK BOOK.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE SHISH KABOB.
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DAMN! IT ISN'T READY YET.
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BOB'S STILL MOVING.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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TONIGHT'S FOUL FEAST
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WILL BEGIN WITH MASHED POTATOES,
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THEN MOVE ON TO
SOME SHRIEKING DUCK
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AND FINISH WITH
A NICE KILL-BASA.
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I CALL THIS TASTY TIDBIT
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MOURNIN' MESS.
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I BROUGHT YOU SOME
FRESH BED SHEETS,
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EVENING EDITION.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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OH, FUCK THE HOOCH, MAN.
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I'M TAKING YOU TO A HOSPITAL.
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NO, I HATE FUCKIN' HOSPITALS.
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I GOT TOO MANY GOOD
ROUNDS LEFT IN ME YET.
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FUCK IT, DANCER,
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YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN FOR THE COUNT,
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AND I'M GOIN' FOR HELP.
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BUBBA?
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THAT YOU, MAN?
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WHO'S OUT THERE?
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LISTEN HERE. I'M A
FORMER MIDDLEWEIGHT!
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FUCKIN' DOCTOR...
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AAH! AAAH! AAH! AAH!
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DANCER?
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AAAH!
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SHIT. DANCER?
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DANCER!
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DANCER! DANCER! DANCER!
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DANCER!
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OK, I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU!
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AHH!
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AAH!
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Woman: WHAT THE HELL
IS GOIN' ON DOWN THERE?!
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I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
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OHH... SHIT.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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YOU GOTTA LEAVE NOW.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER.
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WELL, THAT WAS
JACK DANIEL'S TALKING.
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DALE SWEENEY'S TELLING
YOU TO COP A BROOM.
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WHAT?
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OH, SHIT!
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YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST
CHEW WOMEN UP AT NIGHT
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AND SPIT THEM
OUT IN THE MORNING!
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BABY, IN MY LINE OF WORK,
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR LONG MEALS.
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KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF OF ME!
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YOU MAKE ME SICK!
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
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FUCK YOU! YOU SHOULD
BE LIVING IN A MOBILE HOME
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'CAUSE YOU HAVE
NO CLASS, YOU IDIOT!
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NONE OF THE PROBLEMS
WHICH PLAGUE OUR SOCIETY
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CAN BE FULLY OVERCOME
WITHOUT THE COOPERATION
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OF PRIVATE ENTERPRISE.
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I AND 6 OF MY FELLOW
CITIZENS ARE HERE TODAY
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NOT SIMPLY BECAUSE WE
BELIEVE THAT STATEMENT,
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BUT ALSO BECAUSE WE
SHARE A COMMON PAST.
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WE WERE ALL ONCE HOMELESS...
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AND ARE HOMELESS NO LONGER.
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WE FEEL IT IS TIME
TO REPAY OUR CITY
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FOR PROVIDING US
WITH THE OPPORTUNITY
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TO HELP OURSELVES.
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THEREFORE, WE HAVE
BANDED TOGETHER TO FORM
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THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS OUTCASTS
AND UNWANTEDS LAYAWAY SOCIETY...
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THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS
SOCIETY, FOR SHORT.
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YOU'RE LATE AGAIN.
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I GUESS THE GREAT DALE SWEENEY
REALLY HAS LOST HIS TOUCH.
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I COULD LOSE MY EYESIGHT
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AND STILL RUN CIRCLES
AROUND YOU, CLIMSKY.
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SINCE I BROKE THE INSURANCE
SCANDAL LAST MONTH,
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FRIENDS ARE STARTING
TO CALL ME SCOOP CLIMSKY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR
FRIENDS COULD READ.
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EXIT SWEENEY AND TAKES A NUMBER.
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AND I'M ON YOUR ASS.
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AS HIS FINAL RESTING PLACE...
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STAY ON YOUR OWN
ASS FOR A WHILE, BUTTS.
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HEY!
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HEY!
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SO AFTER A LIFETIME OF PAIN,
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THERE WILL BE AN
ETERNITY OF DIGNITY.
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NOW, IN KEEPING WITH
MY USUAL DEMURE NATURE,
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I WILL DEFER ALL QUESTIONS
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TO OUR SOCIETY'S
SPOKESPERSON... MS. JESS GILCHRIST.
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EXCUSE ME. MISS GILCHRIST.
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THANK YOU, MR. COPARD.
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE SPENDING MONEY
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ABOVE THE GROUND
INSTEAD OF UNDERNEATH IT?
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WE DON'T THINK SO.
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WHY THROW MONEY AT THE DEAD
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WHEN YOU COULD USE
IT TO HELP THE HOMELESS
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WHO ARE LIVING?
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Man: THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
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THE GRATEFUL
HOMELESS SOCIETY FEELS
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THAT THERE ARE MANY
EXISTING ORGANIZATIONS
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THAT CURRENTLY
PROVIDE AID TO THE LIVING.
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BEACONS IN THE NIGHT,
AS MR. COPARD LIKED TO...
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IS IT SAFE TO SAY THAT THERE
AREN'T ENOUGH OF THESE BEACONS
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TO KEEP YOU FROM
OPENING UP THIS PLACE?
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THAT IS YOUR INTERPRETATION
OF THE SITUATION.
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YES?
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HOW MANY MEMBERS
OF THE SOCIETY HAVE...
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I ONLY WISH THAT YOU
COULD BE THE FIRST RECIPIENT
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OF THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS
SOCIETY'S GENEROSITY.
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THEY CUT MY ELECTRICITY.
MY ALARM DID NOT GO OFF.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY
AN ALCOHOL-POWERED GENERATOR.
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YOU COULD URINATE
INTO IT EVERY MORNING
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AND HAVE ENOUGH
ELECTRICITY FOR THE WHOLE DAY.
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THAT'S HILARIOUS. GIVE
ME A BREAK, TILLMAN.
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NO, BREAK ISN'T EXACTLY
THE TERM, MR. SWEENEY.
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TRY SEVERANCE.
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SEVERANCE?
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YES. I'M NOT GONNA PLAY THIS
CRAP GAME WITH YOU ANYMORE.
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WILL SWEENEY SHOW UP, OR IS HE
TOO BUSY GETTING HIS OIL CHANGED?
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PLEASE, DON'T... DON'T DO
THIS TO ME NOW, PLEASE.
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ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT
5 SECONDS FROM NOW?
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ELAINE... I MEAN, COME ON.
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TIME'S UP.
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YOU'RE FIRED.
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OK. FINE.
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IT'S NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE.
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I'LL JUST HIT UP THE HERALD.
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GREAT. YOU WANT A
RECOMMENDATION?
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I MEAN, IT'S A GREAT CHANCE
TO CRIPPLE THE COMPETITION.
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OHH!
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OW.
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NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE.
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IT MAKES THE STREET LOOK
LIKE THE FUCKIN' WHITE HOUSE.
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MAN, I GOT... I GOT
NOTHIN' TO GIVE YOU.
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YOU GOT FINGERS AND A HAND.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE
THE HOMELESS KILLER?
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SHIT!
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I NEED YOU TO USE THOSE
FINGERS AND THOSE HANDS OF YOURS
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TO DO A LITTLE
INK-SLINGING FOR ME.
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I NEED YOU TO WRITE AN ARTICLE.
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WHAT ABOUT?
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I AIN'T NO KILLER!
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THE ONLY THING I AM IS HARD UP.
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IF YOU'RE NOT THE
KILLER, THEN WHO IS?
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UH-UH. IF I TOLD
YOU WHAT'S GOIN' ON,
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YOU'D THINK I HAD
A KINK IN MY SLINKY.
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TOMORROW THEY'RE
HAVING THEIR FIRST PLANTING
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AT THE GRATEFUL
HOMELESS CEMETERY.
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CEMETERY?
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GO THERE. HANG OUT TILL SUNSET.
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YOU'LL SEE.
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DO IT AND I'LL SPILL THE REST
LIKE A FUCKIN' FLOODGATE.
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I'LL EVEN THROW IN A FEW NAMES.
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NAMES?
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YEAH.
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CITY OFFICIALS WITH THEIR
MITTS IN THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS.
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MEET ME TOMORROW
NIGHT, 25th AND TIVOLI.
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OK.
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WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHY ME?
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BECAUSE YOU LOOK
HUNGRIER THAN I DO.
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"A TIME TO KEEP AND
A TIME TO CAST AWAY,
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"A TIME TO REND
AND A TIME TO SEW...
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A TIME TO KEEP SILENCE
AND A TIME TO SPEAK..."
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GOT A NICE HOLE NOW.
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"THE LORD GIVETH,
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AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY."
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YEAH. SOMETIMES HE
FORGETS THAT FIRST PART.
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THAT'S A PRETTY
JADED VIEW OF LIFE.
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WELL, MAYBE COMING FROM YOU.
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I MEAN, THE LORD
GIVETH YOU PLENTY.
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YOU'VE TAKEN QUITE AN
INTEREST IN THIS PLACE.
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I'M JUST FOLLOWING UP A STORY,
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LOOKING FOR ANYTHING
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
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WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
HERE BUT THE DEAD.
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WHY NOT LET THEM REST IN PEACE?
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AND DIGNITY.
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THAT, TOO.
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HEY, LOOK, I HOPE I DIDN'T
RATTLE YOU TOO MUCH
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THE OTHER DAY.
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IT TAKES A LOT MORE
THAN THAT TO RATTLE ME.
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OH, WELL, I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING
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TO FIND OUT JUST
WHAT THAT COULD BE.
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WELL, STICK AROUND.
YOU'RE WORKING UP TO IT.
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I WAS KIND OF HOPING
TO BUY YOU LUNCH.
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NOW, WHY WOULD I WANT
TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU?
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BECAUSE I'M FAR MORE INTERESTING
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THAN WHATEVER GUMBY YOU
MIGHT BE SEEING RIGHT NOW.
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AND YOU ALSO MIGHT BE
INTERESTED TO SEE THE STORY
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I'M WRITING ON THAT
LITTLE SOCIETY OF YOURS.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY? HUH?
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WHOO. LOVE TELLING STORIES.
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UHH!
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WHEW.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING
MORE ALONG THE LINES
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OF A NICE QUIET RESTAURANT.
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WELL...
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THIS IS QUIET,
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AND, UH...
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE A TIP.
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AT LEAST NOT MONEY.
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SO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA TELL ME A STORY.
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UH, WELL, ACTUALLY, I
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER
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IF WE WAITED UNTIL
WE FINISHED EATING.
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WHY IS THAT?
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I LIED.
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IT WAS JUST A ROUTINE NOTICE.
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I NEEDED THE COMPANY.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
STORM OUT OF HERE?
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YOU'VE ALREADY
KILLED MY AFTERNOON.
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BESIDES, IT NEVER HURTS
TO IMPROVE PRESS RELATIONS.
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YOU KNOW...
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THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS SOCIETY
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IS VERY FORTUNATE TO HAVE
YOU FOR ITS SPOKESPERSON.
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UH-OH. ARE WE WORKING
UP TO A COMPLIMENT?
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NO. IT'S JUST THAT
MOST SPOKESPERSONS
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DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR,
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NOR DO THEY LOOK LIKE YOU.
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NOW I AM RATTLED.
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SURE YOU DON'T WANT A BITE?
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I DON'T EAT MEAT.
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OH, GOD. YOU'RE NOT
ONE OF THOSE, ARE YOU?
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NOT EXACTLY.
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YES.
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YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.
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I'VE NEVER MET...
ANYBODY LIKE YOU BEFORE.
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YOU WEAR ME OUT.
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OHH...
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00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,261
DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO SEE ME AGAIN?
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OH, YES. I REALLY
WOULD LIKE THAT.
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OHH...
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
THE TYPE OF GUY
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WHO BELIEVES IN
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT,
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BUT I THINK I'M
ABOUT TO CONVERT.
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YOU'RE THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT...
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I COULD SPEND A LIFETIME WITH.
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UH, HEY, HEY, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING,
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OFF THE RECORD.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE
GRATEFUL HOMELESS SOCIETY?
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WHO CARES?
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OFF THE RECORD?
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WAIT...
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IS THIS YOUR OWN PRIVATE
PRESS CONFERENCE?
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IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?
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OK, JUST GO EASY
WITH THAT, WILL YOU?
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I'VE JUST DECLARED
A NEWS BLACKOUT.
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WELL, LOOK, YOU KNOW,
I'M ONLY DOING MY JOB.
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE ME DO MINE.
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SO, I'M THE KIND OF GIRL YOU
COULD SPEND A LIFETIME WITH?
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I LIED. JUST...
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JUST PUMPING YOU
FOR INFORMATION.
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WHAT THE HELL.
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THERE'S MORE WHERE
THAT CAME FROM.
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JESUS CHRIST.
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ROEBUCK?
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Woman: NO! NO! NO!
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UHH!
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STOP!
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STOP!
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DID YOU GO? DID YOU SEE?
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ALL I SAW WAS GRAVES.
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WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO YOU?
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YOU'RE A FUCKIN' DICKHEAD.
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DIDN'T STAY LONG ENOUGH.
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YOU'RE GOING TO TELL
ME YOUR STORY. RIGHT?
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00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,234
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL
ME WHAT YOU KNOW?
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NAMES! YOU WERE
GONNA GIVE ME NAMES!
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00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:53,422
I NEED THE FUCKIN'
STORY, YOU FUCKIN' BUM!
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DON'T DIE ON ME!
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DON'T FUCKIN' DIE!
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OH, COME ON, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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FUCKIN' BUM.
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00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,173
I NEED HELP.
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00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,975
HELP? MR. SWEENEY,
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00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,644
YOU NEED BURIAL.
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00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,080
I NEED AN ASSIGNMENT, TILLMAN.
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00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,514
YOU MUST BE JOKING.
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00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,183
I'M GONNA HAVE TO HIRE SOMEBODY
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00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,919
TO COME IN AND CLEAN UP THE
MESS YOU MADE JUST WALKING IN HERE.
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00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,253
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, CHIEF?
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00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,354
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.
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00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:35,224
YOU GAVE MY JOB TO THIS LOWLIFE?
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00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,927
YEAH. I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT
TIME I HAD A WRITER DOING IT.
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00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,496
I WANT YOU TO HEAD OUT TO THE
GRATEFUL HOMELESS CEMETERY.
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00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,198
THEY'RE BURYING THAT
HOMELESS KILLER THERE.
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00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,632
THAT'S RIGHT. TODAY?
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00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,402
YOU BETTER HURRY
IF YOU WANT A SPOT.
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00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:50,038
NOW, LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO HAVE TO CALL SECURITY...
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00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,540
WHAT AM I SAYING?
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00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,708
I'D LOVE TO CALL SECURITY.
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NORMA,
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00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,500
GET SECURITY UP HERE.
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00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,050
NEVER MIND, NORMA. JUST, UH...
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00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,041
JUST CALL A JANITOR.
299
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,413
AND SO WE COMMIT
THIS SOUL TO ETERNITY.
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00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,577
SON OF A BITCH.
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00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,434
HUH.
302
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,492
CRAZY BASTARD WAS RIGHT.
303
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,052
AAH!
304
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,576
OHH!
305
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:51,613
NO! UH! UH! NO! AAH!
306
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:55,784
AAH! AAH!
307
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,454
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
308
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,490
UHH! LET ME THE
FUCK OUT OF HERE!
309
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,859
LET ME OUT!
310
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,462
HELP!
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00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,863
AAH! OH, MY...
312
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,232
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
313
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:13,035
AAH!
314
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,101
GOOD EVENING, MR. SWEENEY.
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00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,390
NICE OF YOU TO
DROP BY FOR DINNER.
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00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,807
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,663
WELL, THAT DEPENDS.
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00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,512
UNTIL RECENTLY, WE
WERE KNOWN AS THE...
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00:23:57,536 --> 00:24:00,382
INFAMOUS HOMELESS KILLER.
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00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:03,719
BUT NOW YOU MAY
REFER TO US AS THE...
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00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:08,212
GRATEFUL HOMELESS OUTCASTS
AND UNWANTEDS LAYAWAY SOCIETY.
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GHOULS?
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00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:16,019
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE
WE'VE HAD FRESH MEAT.
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00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:25,095
NO! NO!
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00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,512
OH, GOD. CLIMSKY!
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00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:32,514
DON'T MIND ME, SWEENEY.
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00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,706
I JUST STOPPED IN FOR A SCOOP.
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00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,522
I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.
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00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:42,491
I'LL JUST PICK.
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AAH!
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HA HA HA!
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00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:51,188
HA HA HA HA HA!
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00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:07,282
JESS.
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00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,651
JESS.
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00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:13,588
I KNOW. I SAID I DON'T EAT MEAT.
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00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,224
I LIED.
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00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:16,925
HELP ME.
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00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,550
HELP ME.
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00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,765
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
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00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,968
I THINK I'LL JUST HELP MYSELF.
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00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,803
AAH!
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00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:31,173
MMM. I KNEW YOU'D BE
GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.
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00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:36,733
AAH! AAH!
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00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:48,523
MMM! PRETTY TASTELESS,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,725
I GUESS IN THE END
MR. SWEENEY LEARNED
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NOT TO GO DIGGING INTO
OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.
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00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,797
ALTHOUGH YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR
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00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:58,300
HE'S FOUND HIMSELF A NEW CAREER.
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00:25:58,324 --> 00:25:59,935
AS A GHOST WRITER!
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00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:02,337
HA HA HA HA HA!
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00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,340
SO, STILL HUNGRY FOR DESSERT?
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00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:08,543
I HOPE YOU LIKE CANNIBAL SOUP.
353
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,812
IT'S MMM, MMM, GOOD!
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00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:13,315
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:17,118
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:20,143
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:30,353
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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