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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

AH HA HA HA!

GOOD EVENING, FELONS.

TIME TO ASSUME THE POSITION, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,

AND PREPARE FOR ANOTHER ASSAULT AND BATTERY

ON YOUR SENSES.

TONIGHT'S SEAMY SAGA IS ABOUT A NICE YOUNG MAN

WITH A VERY BAD ATTITUDE.

IN FACT, IT'S POSITIVELY CRIMINAL.

HA HA HA HA HA!

I CALL THIS LITTLE GAME OF CHOPS AND CLOBBERS

CARRION DEATH.

MOVE, BITCH!

OUT OF THE WAY!

Man on radio: ARIZONA'S STILL IN THE GRIP

OF A RECORD HEAT WAVE,

WITH DUST STORMS EXPECTED LATER IN THE DAY.

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH AN UPDATE

ON THE MANHUNT FOR EARL RAYMOND DIGGS

WHO ESCAPED YUMA PRISON

JUST HOURS BEFORE HIS SCHEDULED EXECUTION

FOR THE BRUTAL MURDERS OF 3 PHOENIX NURSING STUDENTS.

DIGGS APPARENTLY FEIGNED ILLNESS DURING THE NIGHT

AND WHEN THE PRISON DOCTOR WAS CALLED

SEIZED HIM AS A HOSTAGE.

DIGGS KILLED BOTH THE DOCTOR AND A PRISON GUARD

BEFORE ESCAPING IN THE DOCTOR'S LATE-MODEL CADILLAC.

STATE AND LOCAL POLICE IN 5 COUNTIES

HAVE BEEN ALERTED TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DIGGS,

WHO IS BELIEVED TO BE HEADED FOR THE MEXICAN BORDER.

DIGGS IS DESCRIBED AS 5'11", DARK HAIR, AND BLUE EYES.

HE IS ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

AND VERY RICH.

LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, FOLKS.

NOW LET'S RETURN TO OUR REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

SHIT!

SON OF A BITCH IS ON MY TAIL.

HUH?

OH!

JESUS!

OK, COPPER.

LET'S PLAY CHICKEN!

YEE-HAW!

OH, SHIT!

OK. OK.

THE CAR'S DEAD,

SO I GOT ABOUT 25 MILES TO MEXICO.

I CAN DO THAT.

SHIT.

I STAY OFF THE ROADS,

AWAY FROM THE COPS.

COPS.

OH, NO.

OHH...

10-4, ASSHOLE.

OVER AND OUT.

SEE IF THERE'S MAPS SOMEWHERE.

IT'S FALLEN OFF THE...

YEAH. OK.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS WEST. FACE...

THESE MOUNTAINS MUST BE...

RIGHT THERE.

MEXICO'S RIGHT OVER THAT HILL.

SORRY, BIRDY.

THIS BUFFET'S BEEN CANCELED,

BUT, UH...

THERE'S CIVIL SERVANT LUNCH OVER THAT HILL.

LOOKS LIKE OUR FRIEND DIGGS TOOK OFF ON FOOT.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW, JUST REMEMBER...

I SAW HIM FIRST.

OH, LOOK WHO'S BACK.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, YOU GODDAMN SCAVENGER.

YOU'RE NOT EATING ME.

I'M TOO TOUGH TO DIGEST.

HUH?

FREEZE!

WHAT'S THIS, DIGGS, A BRIBE?

DIGGS!

DIGGS!

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!

I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN!

I'M TAKING EVERY ONE OF THOSE DEAD PRESIDENTS

OUT OF YOUR HIDE.

YOU AGAIN.

YOU PIECE OF FEATHERED SHIT.

JUST WAITING AROUND FOR ME TO DROP, AREN'T YOU?

WHY DIDN'T YOU GO AFTER THAT COP

WHEN HE WAS FLAT ON HIS BACK, HUH?

WOULD'VE MADE MY LIFE A WHOLE LOT EASIER.

NO.

GUESS YOU'RE CHICKEN, VULTURE.

I THINK I'D BETTER KEEP MY EYE ON YOU.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

OH, GREAT. "ONLY 2 MILES TO JOSE'S BORDER..."

2 MILES!

DAMN!

ICE-COLD BEER...

SEÑORITAS...

MAYBE EVEN A TACO.

UHH...

LET'S GET THIS UP.

UHH...

OOH!

UHH.

ALL RIGHT.

PATCH IT UP.

THIS AIN'T RIGHT.

BINGO.

WAITRESS...

2 BEERS.

WHICH WAY DID YOU GO, DIGGS?

WHICH WAY DID YOU REALLY GO?

YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING, LASSIE?

THANKS, PARTNER.

HA HA HA HA!

OK.

WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL, DIGGS,

BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR LAST.

THE EXECUTIONER'S WAITING.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

END OF THE ROAD, DIGGS.

YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME!

GOD DAMN IT!

YOU'RE MINE!

AAH!

LIKE I SAID, DIGGS,

I'M TAKING YOU IN.

FUCK YOU.

UNH! UHH!

NO...

FUCK YOU.

NO!

GAHH! UHH! HUHH!

HOI! SHIT!

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.

NO WATER...

NO FOOD, NO BULLETS.

NOTHING TO GET THESE FUCKING HANDCUFFS OFF.

I DIDN'T BUST OUT OF DEATH ROW

TO END UP LIKE THIS.

YOU AGAIN!

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!

WHERE'S THAT GUN?

COMING UP...

ONE DEAD VULTURE.

AW, FUCK!

6 MILES.

OK.

ALL RIGHT.

I CAN DO THAT.

ALL RIGHT, PAL. ON YOUR FEET.

COME ON, WE'RE WALKING TO MEXICO.

OH, YEAH.

NOT A PROBLEM.

THIS IS LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK.

HUHH.

GRAB THAT FOR ME, WILL YOU?

OH, BOY.

MEXICO'S GOING TO BE GREAT.

HEY, YOU SPEAK ANY SPANISH?

OH, I'M SORRY. I FORGOT. YOU DON'T SPEAK AT ALL.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE

THAN THE GODDAMN LAWYERS

AND THE GODDAMN JUDGES?

IT'S THE FUCKING NEWSPAPERS, MAN.

THEY TRY ME IN THE PRESS.

THEY CALL ME A SICK, PERVERTED SADIST.

THAT'S JUST TOTAL BULLSHIT.

I DIDN'T MUTILATE A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS

UNTIL AFTER THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD.

OF COURSE,

IF THEY KNEW ABOUT THE 5 I KILLED IN KANSAS,

I'D STILL BE ON TRIAL.

GOD. UNH.

WOMEN.

UNH.

CAN'T LIVE WITH 'EM...

CAN'T FIT MORE THAN ONE IN A TRUNK AT A TIME.

UNH. UNH.

HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH, ANYWAY?

UHH. YOU'RE HEAVIER THAN YOU LOOK.

UNH.

COME ON, DIGGSY! UNH!

GET MOTIVATED!

HAD 36 IN 61.

♪ SHOT HER 8 TIMES WITH A GUN ♪

THAT'S RIGHT.

HA HA HA HA.

♪ ATE 3 MORE... ♪

♪ AND... 62 ♪

UHH!

OH, SHIT.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

WELL...

ALEX.

YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?

NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO.

UNH.

OH, WHAT A NIGHT.

OH, MY GOD!

I'M ALMOST THERE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

JUST ABOUT... HEY!

WANT TO DANCE?

UGH! PTT!

COME ON.

UHH!

AND WE'RE OFF!

I BEAT YOU.

I BEAT YOU.

5 MORE MINUTES,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EXTRADITE ME.

HA! HA! HA!

COME ON, DIGGSY. LET'S GET THEM.

UHH!

BOY, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING STIFF.

COME ON!

YOU CAN DO IT! UNH!

OH, YOU'RE DOING GREAT!

COME ON, NOW.

UHH!

THAT'S RIGHT.

ALMOST GOT IT.

COME ON.

JUST ALMOST THERE.

THE TOP OF THE HILL.

UHH!

GOD, I'M PROUD OF YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

I...

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

MEXICO!

OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR TO THE SOUTH!

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU, PAL.

OH! OH, MY GOD.

IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.

HA HA HA!

AAH!

AAH!

OHH.

OH, YOU FEATHERED FUCK.

OK.

YOU WANT SOME LUNCH?

HERE.

LIGHTEN MY LOAD.

HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU!

HUH?

ISN'T HE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

WHAT DO YOU WANT, BIRD? HUH?

YOU WANT ME?

NO! NO!

YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME, BIRD!

YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME!

GOD DAMN IT, YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME!

I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

I GOT TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

OH, YEAH.

I GOT AN IDEA.

COME ON.

YOU LOST, VULTURE!

I'M GETTING AWAY.

OK.

HERE.

HOLD THIS FOR ME, WILL YOU?

THANKS.

UHH.

COME ON.

COME ON.

LET'S DO A LITTLE DANCE, HUH?

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT.

JEEZ, THIS IS GOING TO WORK GREAT.

HA HA HA!

OH, JEEZ, DIGGSY.

HA HA HA HA HA!

OOH.

THIS BABY'S GOING TO CUT FINE.

ALL RIGHT.

IT'S BEEN NICE TRAVELING WITH YOU, COP,

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.

BELIEVE ME, THIS IS GOING TO HURT YOU

MORE THAN IT HURTS ME.

HANG ON, DIGGSY.

DON'T BLACK OUT ON ME NOW.

ALL RIGHT.

1...

2...

3!

FUCK!

OH, MY GOD!

FUCK!

AAH!

UHH.

I CAN'T MOVE.

NO!

GOD, MY NECK'S BUST!

GOD, I CAN'T... HELP!

HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

GET ME OFF THESE ROCKS!

GOD, I'M PARALYZED!

OH, GOD.

OH. OH, JESUS, NOT YOU.

OH. SHOO!

GET AWAY!

NO! GET AWAY!

NO! I'M NOT REALLY DEAD!

YOU CAN'T! YOU DON'T WANT ME!

YOU UNDERSTAND? NO! NO!

DON'T YOU COME DOWN HERE!

GO AWAY! GO! GET!

OHH!

I'M NOT DEAD. I'M NOT DEAD.

OH, GOD!

UHH! UHH! I'M NOT...

AAH!

AAH! AAH!

I'M NOT DEA...

POOR DIGGS.

HERE TODAY...

LEFTOVERS TOMORROW.

BOY, TALK ABOUT FLIPPING SOMEONE THE BIRD!

PERSONALLY, I'M WITH THE BUZZARDS,

EXCEPT I LIKE MY MEAT A LITTLE MORE...

WELL-DONE.

COOK 'EM, DANNO!

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