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♪ Supercar

♪ Supercar

♪ With beauty and grace as swift as can be ♪

♪ Watch it flying through the air ♪

♪ It travels in space or under the sea ♪

♪ And it can journey anywhere

♪ Supercar

♪ Supercar

♪ It travels on land or roams the skies ♪

♪ Through the heavens stormy rage ♪

♪ It's mercury manned and everyone cries ♪

♪ It's the marvel of the age

♪ Supercar

♪ Supercar

♪ Supercar

- To all at the laboratory: having a wonderful rest

and eating too many of my sister's

marvelous Wiener schnitzel.

Take great care of super car,

signed, Professor Popkiss.

What's a Wiener schnitzel, Dr. Beaker?

- I think Jimmy what you mean is Wiener schnitzel,

which is a European dish.

Yes, I remember once when I was in Austria.

- Now come on Dr. Beaker,

let's keep on with this routine test flight.

- Alright Mike, I should prove to you that I can operate

this console just as efficiently as old Popkiss.

- Maybe you can, Doc.

All the same, I'll be glad when he's back from his vacation.

- Alright Mike, charging one.

- Roger, charging one.

Five.

10.

13. 15,000.

- Interlock operating, charge two.

- Roger, charging two.

Five.

Nine.

12. 15,000.

- Roger Mike, interlock operating on both engines.

Fire one. - Roger, fire one.

- Fire two.

- Roger, fire two.

- There.

Well, how was that Mike?

I think old Popkiss can enjoy his holiday

with the knowledge that the supercar team

will carry on regardless.

Right Mike, full boost vertical.

There Jimmy, all perfect simple.

- Dr. Beaker, you haven't opened the roof doors.

[crashing sound]

- Well, now who's a fool?

- Well, Dr. Beaker, that was some job

repairing those roof doors.

- Yeah, there was quite a lot of painting to do

on Supercar as well.

- Well I must say, it was very sporting

the way you took it, Mike.

- Well Dr. Beaker, no one was hurt.

and there's been no serious damage to Supercar.

The whole thing strikes me as kind of funny.

- Yeah Dr. Beaker, wait till the professor hears about it.

- Yes Jimmy, I was coming to that point.

I would ask you both as old chums

not to mention this little incident to old Popkiss.

I just couldn't bear it.

- I just don't get it Mike.

It sounds as if he's wrecking the laboratory.

And he won't let us in there.

- Oh Jimmy, I think he's just opening that big crate

that arrived this morning

I've been trying to guess what's inside, but it beats me.

- Alright gentlemen, you can come in now.

- Gee Dr. Beaker, a real movie camera.

- So this is what all the secrecy's been about?

- Yes Mike, modern scientists use movie equipment

to make permanent records of their experiments

for reference purposes you understand?

- I see, so you're gonna film all your experiments

is that it? - Precisely, exactly.

- Say Dr. Beaker, now we've got this equipment

couldn't we make a movie about us and Supercar.

- Certainly not, this equipment is to be used

for serious scientific work.

- But Dr. Beaker.

- No Jimmy, I said no and I mean definitely no.

Oh, quiet please.

We are going for a take.

Alright Jimmy, here we go.

Okay for sound?

Roll 'em.

- One, take one.

- Alright Mike, now make it look as if it's really happening.

- Okay Dr. Zinnerman, I understand you.

- Action!

- I'm taking in supercar now.

9,000.

10,000.

15,000.

Fire one!

- Cut!

Oh, that was a stupendous performance Mike.

But let's just take one more for luck.

Going again.

Roll 'em.

- Okay Dr. Beaker.

Scene one.

Take 104.

[upbeat circus music]

- Yes.

Satisfactory.

Most, most satisfactory.

- How's it going Dr. Beaker?

- Well Mike, I have just got our last lot of filming in.

I suggest we run it an see how it's coming along.

- Okay Dr. Beaker I'll go and lace up the projector.

- I can hardly wait Jimmy.

I find this most exciting, most exciting.

- Before you know it Dr. Beaker,

you'll be filming in Hollywood.

- And now folks, you are about to see the latest epic

from Supercar Studios in Blackrock,

starring the one and only Mike Mercury.

- Alright Mike, shoot.

- Here we go then, lights out.

- Really quiet Jimmy, this is going to be very exciting.

Hey Doc, I don't remember you filming that.

- Curious.

Most curious.

- I don't get it Dr. Beaker,

you were always pointing the camera at us.

How come you get ships at sea?

- I don't understand Jimmy, I just don't understand.

- Hey hold on there's something on the soundtrack.

- [Soundtrack recording] Here we have the only drawing

that we have been able to obtain so far

of the latest American Marine nuclear power unit.

Our agents are continuing their efforts

to get further information

and this will be sent to you as soon as it is obtained.

- Hey Dr. Beaker, this isn't our film we've got here.

It's been delivered to us by mistake.

- Yes Mike, and it's obviously film made by foreign agents.

- You mean spies?

- We'll have to find out who these people are Beaker.

This information is top secret

and if it got into the wrong hands

it could mean disaster for the US Navy.

Satellite Film Productions, 34 East 25th Street, New York.

Why Dr. Beaker, these are the people

who develop and print our film for us.

Looks like that's not the only business they're in.

- Yes Mike, a nice little sideline

filming American top secrets

and selling them to foreign governments.

- Yeah, but why did they send the film to us?

- That was obviously a mistake Jimmy

and a very serious one for them.

- Gee Dr. Beaker, it's just like a movie.

Now what's he up to Mike?

- I don't know Jimmy,

says he's preparing for his trip to New York.

- What's the plan Mike?

- Well, Dr. Beaker is gonna take the film

back to Satellite Films Incorporated

and tell 'em it was delivered to us by mistake.

- I get it, he'll make out he hasn't looked at the film

and doesn't know anything about it.

- That's right Jimmy, and that way he might find out more

about the spy ring that's operating from there.

- Mm-hmm, ready for takeoff.

- Say Dr. Beaker,

do they all wear outfits like that in England?

- I am correctly attired for the city Jimmy

and for the occasion.

I think supercar's engines are still warm

from the run-up this morning, aren't they Mike?

- Yes, Dr. Beaker.

- Right then, charging both.

- Roger, charging both.

Eight.

11.

13.

15,000. Fire both!

- Switching over to manual.

What is it Mitch?

Yes, roof doors of course.

Not a word to Mike about this Mitch.

- Full boost.

Dr. Beaker, when we get to New York.

I'm gonna land on the roof of satellite office block.

- Well Mike, I suppose that's one way

of solving the parking problem.

- Yeah, but I've got other reasons.

I wanna be around when you take that film into their office.

- You mean if they think Dr. Beaker has seen the film

they might keep him prisoner?

- Yes Jimmy, just that.

Must be getting close by now, Doc.

- Yes, I think I'll consult the plan.

Let me see now.

With cross wind of four knots and a course of 162 magnetic,

well I make it we should be over the city now.

- Let's take a look then.

Right again Doc, and there's Satellite's building

over there at three o'clock.

Hold tight folks, here we go.

- This is the first time I've ever been to New York

and landing like this too, right on top of it.

- Right Dr. Beaker, off you go.

You'll find them on the 43rd floor.

If you're not back in half an hour I'll come and get you.

- Oh don't worry Mike, I got everything organized.

Now where's my umbrella? - Umbrella?

- But Dr. Beaker, it isn't even raining.

- The trouble with you Americans is you're too practical.

It's simply a question of being correctly dressed.

- Miss Debanic.

- Yes Herman?

- They have just traced the missing reel of film.

It has our label on

and I am hoping it will be returned to us.

- And if it is not?

- Then we will have to take steps to make sure it is.

- I understand Herman.

- Satellite Films I believe madam?

- That is correct.

- Oh, I have a reel of film belonging to you.

It was sent by mistake.

- How very kind of you to return it, mister...

- Beaker, Dr. Beaker is the name.

- Did you enjoy watching it Dr. Beaker?

- Oh my dear madam,

I wouldn't dream of looking at somebody else's film.

When I saw the label on the can I came straight here.

- How wise of you Dr. Beaker.

Mr. Gredenski, our film has been returned by a Dr. Beaker.

He says that he hasn't seen it.

- Good, that will save us the trouble

of having to collect it.

I would like to thank Dr. Beaker personally.

I'll be with you in a moment.

Meanwhile, extend our usual hospitality.

- I understand Mr. Gredenski.

Perhaps you would care to take a seat Dr. Beaker.

No, no, no, Dr. Beaker, not that one.

Over there, that one is so much more comfortable.

- Oh thank you madam, you are most kind.

- Are you quite comfortable there Dr. Beaker?

- Oh quite, oh quite comfortable.

- I am so glad Dr. Beaker.

[screaming]

[laughing]

I just love doing that.

- Well, now...

- Mike, I'm getting worried about Dr. Beaker.

He's been gone a long time.

- Yeah, I make it 35 minutes.

Jimmy you stay here, I'm going to investigate.

- No, Mitch, you can't go with him.

I tell you what though, you can get out of Supercar

and play around on the roof for a while, but don't fall off.

- Hmm interesting, most interesting.

It looks as if I'm at the headquarters

of an international spy ring.

Well now I better wait for Mike.

I expect he'll shoot down at any moment.

- Good afternoon ma'am,

I'm looking for a friend of mine, Dr. Beaker.

- Dr. Beaker?

- Yeah, yeah, bowler hat, rolled umbrella, all that jazz.

- Oh yes, you say he's a friend of yours.

- Yep, that's right.

- Oh yes sir, he is just talking with Mr. Gredenski.

Please sit down and make yourself comfortable.

- No, no, no, no please sir, not that one.

Over there, it is more comfortable.

- Gee, thanks a lot.

- Two victims in one day, this is too wonderful.

- I don't get it. - You will.

- You're late Mike, I had estimated that you would be here

exactly seven minutes ago.

- Hey what goes on here Dr. Beaker?

- We are in a room Mike with no window,

a strong door with a heavy lock on it.

In fact Mike, we have fallen into a perfect trap.

- So we have two now?

I will deal with them in the usual manner.

While I am doing this,

prepare the film to be delivered to our agents.

- At once Herman.

- Dr. Beaker, Gredenski speaks to you.

Do you see a valve on the wall of the room you're in?

- Yes, I see it.

- Then watch closely Dr. Beaker.

Your bid is about to be settled Dr. Beaker.

- Mike.

Gas!

- Of all the fiendish things.

- I have a little scheme Mike.

- I'm glad to hear it Doc because for once I haven't.

- You are about to find out why Englishmen wear bowler hats.

Beaker to supercar, over.

Beaker to supercar, over.

- Hello Dr. Beaker, this is Jimmy, I can hear you.

But it sounds like, I don't know,

it sounds like you're talking through your hat.

[laughing]

- Actually Jimmy, I am.

Now listen carefully,

switch the radio to the emergency channel

and call the police.

Tell them to come straight away to this building.

- Okay Dr. Beaker, I'll do that.

Are you and Mike alright?

- Just do as I say Jimmy, we are in a little bit of a hurry.

- You can say that again Doc.

I don't know about you, but this gas is beginning to get me.

You reckon we can last out until the police get here Doc?

- That I doubt Mike.

Now where did I put my umbrella?

- Oh no, at a time like this he's worried about his umbrella.

- Oh yes, most valuable piece of equipment.

- What on Earth?

Oh Doc, you'll never break that lock with an umbrella.

- But this my dear fellow

[coughing]

is a very special umbrella.

Watch!

- Good for you, Doc.

Satisfactory, most satisfactory.

- Well Donwella,

they will see that you are decorated for this.

Not that you need much more decoration.

- Thank You Herman.

- And now I have one or two things to attend to

and then we will leave and deliver our secret film

to the foreign government.

- Which pays us the most money.

- And in a few moments, our deadly gas

will have done its job on our meddling friends.

Dr. Beaker and Mike Mercury will be no more.

[laughing]

- Hurry Doc, we can't last out much longer.

- Alright Mike, we are nearly through.

- Now then, when we get the money.

it is going to present a serious problem.

I mean coat, or no, no, no, no, no.

Everyone has mink coats these days.

[screaming]

- After you my dear chap.

- Don't come near me, go away, I am so frightened.

Herman come back quickly, it's an escaped gorilla.

You, how did you get out?

- Never mind that,

one thing for sure, you won't, not where you're going.

- And furthermore, if you want our friend to calm down,

please don't refer to him as a gorilla.

He is a chimpanzee madam and a very intelligent chimpanzee

as you no doubt have already found out.

- Okay, now the hysterics are over with, where's your boss?

- He is not here, he will be back soon.

- Okay then we'll wait for him.

Do sit down and make yourself at home.

- I always make it a practice Mr. Mercury,

not to keep people waiting.

However, this time it is unavoidable.

In a little while our agent will be arriving.

and then you will be coming with us for a little ride.

- Gee, I hope everything's alright.

Dr. Beaker hasn't called again.

If only the police would arrive.

That must be them now,

I must go down and show them the way.

- We called the police and if I'm not mistaken.,

I can hear their sirens now.

- It's a pity you did that Mike Mercury.

because you have signed your own death warrant.

- You see Mike Mercury.

we have a secret exit from the building.

It's a pity that you won't be alive much longer,

because I would have liked to have shown it to you.

- And now.

goodbye my friends.

[screaming and gun firing]

- Good show Mitch, that was bagon.

- You okay Mike, Dr. Beaker?

- Yes Jimmy, we're okay but just barely.

- The police are here Mike.

They're on their way up now. - Good boy Jimmy.

They're just in time to take our two friends away.

- And now that the excitement is over,

let us look at the work of some professional filmmakers.

- I just can't wait to see the film we've made Dr. Beaker.

- Okay Mike, roll 'em.

And now ladies a gentleman.

I would like to tell you more about Supercar.

Well,

now who's a fool?

Subtitles: Kilo

♪ Supercar

♪ Supercar

♪ With beauty and grace as swift as can be ♪

♪ Watch it flying through the air ♪

♪ It travels in space or under the sea ♪

♪ And it can journey anywhere

♪ Supercar

♪ Supercar

♪ It travels on land or roams the skies ♪

♪ Through the heavens stormy rage ♪

♪ It's mercury manned and everyone cries ♪

♪ It's the marvel of the age

♪ Supercar

♪ Supercar

♪ Supercar