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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:03,600 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:07,523 Previously in The Suicide Squad... 3 00:00:07,528 --> 00:00:10,109 This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. 4 00:00:10,114 --> 00:00:11,318 His father was a soldier 5 00:00:11,323 --> 00:00:13,988 who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born. 6 00:00:13,993 --> 00:00:15,322 You fail to follow my orders 7 00:00:15,327 --> 00:00:16,991 and I detonate the explosive device 8 00:00:16,996 --> 00:00:18,534 in the base of your skull. 9 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:19,635 Your mission 10 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,330 is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish. 11 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:24,915 I cherish peace with all my heart. 12 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:28,137 I don't care how many men, women, and children 13 00:00:28,141 --> 00:00:29,203 I need to kill to get it. 14 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:31,131 Who are you going to show that to? 15 00:00:31,135 --> 00:00:32,506 Press. People deserve to know. 16 00:00:32,511 --> 00:00:33,966 I can't let you do that, Colonel. 17 00:00:33,971 --> 00:00:35,302 Miss Waller charged me with making sure 18 00:00:35,306 --> 00:00:36,906 those records don't leave this building. 19 00:00:44,356 --> 00:00:47,438 "Peacemaker". What a joke. 20 00:00:55,659 --> 00:00:57,781 Project Starfish. It's headed towards the city, 21 00:00:57,786 --> 00:01:00,492 and I think it wants to feed on as many people as it can. 22 00:01:00,497 --> 00:01:02,917 Not our problem. We've achieved the objective. 23 00:01:04,376 --> 00:01:06,206 What are you doing, Task Force X? 24 00:01:06,211 --> 00:01:08,334 Turn around now, goddamn it! 25 00:01:08,339 --> 00:01:10,644 This is your last motherfuckin' warning! 26 00:01:11,884 --> 00:01:15,716 Task Force X. 27 00:01:15,721 --> 00:01:18,719 Your clearest path is Calle Aguero. 28 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:30,155 You're shot and a building falls on you, 29 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,525 and all you have to replace is a clavicle? 30 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:35,050 You're the luckiest man alive. 31 00:01:36,116 --> 00:01:38,781 - Can I ask you something, Doc? - Sure. 32 00:01:38,786 --> 00:01:41,007 Can you maybe up the contrast on the X-ray a little more 33 00:01:41,012 --> 00:01:42,469 to show the definition in my muscles? 34 00:01:42,473 --> 00:01:44,037 This makes me look like one of those guys 35 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:45,920 who works out only thinking about bulk. 36 00:01:45,925 --> 00:01:48,006 I put a lot of time into my small muscle groups, 37 00:01:48,011 --> 00:01:51,106 and according to this, it was just... wasted effort. 38 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:53,550 It's not for your Tinder profile, Chris. 39 00:01:54,159 --> 00:01:55,255 You've healed well, 40 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:57,257 but you're still gonna have to take it easy. 41 00:01:57,262 --> 00:01:59,268 Try to avoid lifting your right elbow 42 00:01:59,273 --> 00:02:00,541 - above your shoulder. - Sure. 43 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,779 So, as long as you agree 44 00:02:02,784 --> 00:02:04,744 to keep up with the physical therapy, 45 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:06,221 I'm discharging you. 46 00:02:08,023 --> 00:02:09,023 So, I can leave? 47 00:02:11,902 --> 00:02:12,902 Go home. 48 00:02:13,612 --> 00:02:14,613 Enjoy life. 49 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,376 Psst. 50 00:02:28,127 --> 00:02:29,127 Jamil! 51 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:32,066 I don't have any weed on me, man. 52 00:02:32,071 --> 00:02:34,087 - That was a one-time thing... - It's not that, man. 53 00:02:34,091 --> 00:02:35,509 Doctor said I was free to go. 54 00:02:37,578 --> 00:02:41,118 - Congratulations? - Jamil, you cool? 55 00:02:41,123 --> 00:02:43,846 - What does that mean? - Dude, can I trust you? 56 00:02:43,851 --> 00:02:44,972 - No. - No? 57 00:02:44,977 --> 00:02:46,348 Uh, I don't know you, man! 58 00:02:46,353 --> 00:02:48,393 - Dude, I really need somebody I can trust... - Don't trust me, man. 59 00:02:48,397 --> 00:02:50,603 We smoked weed together, man. I was in a fuckin' wheelchair! 60 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:52,246 I can't pretend like that wasn't a nice moment, 61 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,481 but that doesn't make me trustworthy. 62 00:02:53,485 --> 00:02:54,871 - I ain't trustworthy worth shit. - What? 63 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,375 Why do you think I'm mopping floors, bro? 64 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:58,494 I went to MIT. I don't like the responsibility. 65 00:02:58,498 --> 00:02:59,945 - You went to MIT? - Oh, yeah. 66 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:01,814 - The fuck are you doing here? - That's my fucking point, man! 67 00:03:01,818 --> 00:03:03,195 Why aren't you listening to me? 68 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,113 Fine! Fuck it. Don't be trustworthy, 69 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,293 just let me ask you a question, and don't tell anybody about it, okay? 70 00:03:07,297 --> 00:03:08,793 I would never betray a secret. 71 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:11,004 That is the opposite of everything you've been saying. 72 00:03:11,009 --> 00:03:13,006 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison. 73 00:03:13,011 --> 00:03:15,049 - For what? - Superhero shit. 74 00:03:15,054 --> 00:03:18,444 - You're a superhero? - Yeah. 75 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:19,979 You're kinda bulky to be a superhero, aren't you? 76 00:03:19,983 --> 00:03:21,214 Bulky? What the fuck you mean, "bulky"? 77 00:03:21,218 --> 00:03:22,632 Well, most superheroes have a gymnast body. 78 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,436 - They're ready to go. - I'm ready to go! 79 00:03:24,441 --> 00:03:26,772 - What superhero are you? - Peacemaker. 80 00:03:26,777 --> 00:03:28,674 - Get outta here, motherfucker! - You a fan? 81 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:30,943 There's no superhero called Peacemaker. 82 00:03:30,948 --> 00:03:32,738 - Dude, I'm fuckin' famous. - Not that famous. 83 00:03:32,742 --> 00:03:34,322 - Aquaman, he's famous. - Fuck Aquaman! 84 00:03:34,327 --> 00:03:37,158 No, man, don't say that. Why say that? 85 00:03:37,163 --> 00:03:38,785 He bangs chicks? Good for him. 86 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:40,649 He fucks dudes? Got no problem with that. 87 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:43,468 He starts fuckin' fish? That's taking it a step too far. 88 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,071 - Aquaman fucks fish? - Yeah. 89 00:03:46,076 --> 00:03:47,614 I don't believe it. 90 00:03:47,619 --> 00:03:49,174 A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium, 91 00:03:49,178 --> 00:03:50,785 said for 50 bucks, he brings him in the back 92 00:03:50,789 --> 00:03:52,012 so he can have his way with a sturgeon. 93 00:03:52,016 --> 00:03:53,312 I refuse to believe that. 94 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,914 And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 95 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:58,108 is lying to me for no reason. 96 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,877 Fine. If you're a superhero, what were you in prison for? 97 00:04:00,882 --> 00:04:01,920 Integrity. 98 00:04:01,925 --> 00:04:03,622 I made a vow to have peace, 99 00:04:03,627 --> 00:04:05,658 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. 100 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:08,111 - Oh, Peacemaker! - Yes! 101 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:10,470 - You're that racist superhero! - No! 102 00:04:10,475 --> 00:04:12,598 You only kill minorities, man! 103 00:04:12,602 --> 00:04:14,298 I killed a fair amount of white people too! 104 00:04:14,303 --> 00:04:16,268 The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say! 105 00:04:16,273 --> 00:04:18,562 - If somebody's committing a crime... - Yes? 106 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:20,356 ... am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is? 107 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,107 No. But you need to watch white people 108 00:04:22,112 --> 00:04:23,784 as closely as you watch people of color, 109 00:04:23,789 --> 00:04:25,444 so you see more of them committing crimes! 110 00:04:25,449 --> 00:04:26,945 Fine. That's... That's a good point. 111 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:29,172 I will trust white people less in the future, 112 00:04:29,177 --> 00:04:31,830 and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied? 113 00:04:32,656 --> 00:04:36,688 Yes. Thank you. Now, what do you need? 114 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,948 Doctor said I was free to go, 115 00:04:37,953 --> 00:04:39,663 so technically, I should go back to prison. 116 00:04:41,131 --> 00:04:42,461 What I need to know is, 117 00:04:42,466 --> 00:04:44,546 on the DL, is there anybody out there looking for me? 118 00:04:45,177 --> 00:04:46,715 Not that I heard of, man. 119 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,206 - No cops outside, nothin'? - I ain't seen no cops. 120 00:04:50,698 --> 00:04:53,234 I'm thinkin'... I can just go? 121 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,850 Why not? 122 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:30,217 Guy's a total douchebag. 123 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,318 Go. Drive. 124 00:06:03,755 --> 00:06:07,295 Yes! 125 00:06:09,261 --> 00:06:11,930 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 126 00:06:21,565 --> 00:06:24,271 ♪ Get it on, get it on top make a move extreme ♪ 127 00:06:24,276 --> 00:06:26,815 ♪ Make a pose it's a shortcut to your dreams ♪ 128 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:30,389 ♪ I float straight to the stars on that flying thing ♪ 129 00:06:31,941 --> 00:06:34,105 ♪ Getting high, getting brave getting snow-blind ♪ 130 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:36,533 ♪ Game set, go pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪ 131 00:06:36,538 --> 00:06:37,826 ♪ In a world beyond ♪ 132 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,078 ♪ Get a beat, got a heat on a phony string ♪ 133 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:45,133 ♪ Tear your world apart once the magic starts ♪ 134 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,971 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 135 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,538 ♪ What's going up must come down ♪ 136 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:53,012 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 137 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,886 ♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ 138 00:06:55,891 --> 00:06:57,929 ♪ Blind to what you'll soon become ♪ 139 00:06:57,934 --> 00:07:00,599 ♪ The mirror lies the whole world's wrong ♪ 140 00:07:00,604 --> 00:07:03,435 ♪ But you dancing with blinkers on ♪ 141 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,146 ♪ Throw your dog the invisible bone ♪ 142 00:07:06,151 --> 00:07:09,691 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 143 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,259 ♪ What's going up must come down ♪ 144 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:15,322 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 145 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:16,740 ♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ 146 00:07:16,745 --> 00:07:18,825 ♪ Blind to what you'll soon become ♪ 147 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:21,235 ♪ The mirror lies the whole world's wrong ♪ 148 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,138 ♪ But you dancing with blinkers on ♪ 149 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:26,458 ♪ Throw your dog the invisible bone ♪ 150 00:07:45,515 --> 00:07:48,397 - Oh. - I thought I was gonna be like James Bond now. 151 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,240 We made it. Hey. Come on. 152 00:07:50,245 --> 00:07:51,341 Yes. 153 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:54,052 Does this look like James Bond to you? 154 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:57,222 - Come on. - Man, I wanted champagne in the bathtub, 155 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,273 and some Octopussies and shit. 156 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,643 Okay, girl, you better not be getting any Octopussies 157 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,061 while we're up here. 158 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,354 What is an Octopussy anyway? 159 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,440 Uh, that's who Maud Adams played in the movie. 160 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,693 Okay, so she had eight pussies? 161 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,236 As far as I know, she only had one pussy. 162 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,246 - That's just her name. - Okay. 163 00:08:14,251 --> 00:08:17,171 This might be a good time for me to bring up... 164 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:18,910 I've been thinkin'. 165 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:22,613 If we have a kid, I'd like to name her Octopussy. 166 00:08:22,618 --> 00:08:26,877 - Oh, is that so? Really? - Yes so. And if it's a boy, 167 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:29,129 - Sharknado. - Oh, okay. 168 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,714 Well, I hope then that it's a boy, 169 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,341 because, um, I don't think my parents would be too happy 170 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,093 with a granddaughter named "Octopussy". 171 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,429 - Really? 'Cause I think... - Yeah. 172 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,602 ... Lois and Chuck would love that. 173 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,978 What's wrong? 174 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,743 Just worried. 175 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,649 This job of yours, it might be dangerous, or... 176 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:53,111 They got me filing papers and making reservations. 177 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,155 I hope it stays that way. 178 00:08:55,160 --> 00:09:01,244 Keeya, this is just a paycheck. It's just for now. 179 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,455 I know that I'm not made for this shit. 180 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,754 I'll save up a little, then we'll go back home. 181 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,709 - Okay. - Okay? 182 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,674 - You promise? - I got you. 183 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,435 I got you back. 184 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,393 I gotta go. 185 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,559 - Right now? - Yeah. 186 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,483 - Okay. Love you. - Love you too. 187 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,451 - Here? - Yeah. 188 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,038 Oh. 189 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,160 So, uh... 190 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,930 So I have this. It's, uh, it's Corto Maltese money. 191 00:09:45,935 --> 00:09:47,666 But I have no idea how much it is. 192 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:51,545 Come on. You look like a scratch lottery guy. 193 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,972 Make a game of it. Take it to the bank. 194 00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:56,383 See how much it's worth. Maybe it's 50 cents, 195 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,847 but maybe it's a million bucks. 196 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,267 It ain't a million bucks. 197 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,218 What's in the bag? 198 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:13,506 Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck. 199 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,172 Dad? 200 00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:47,836 Fuck! 201 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,502 Yo, man, 202 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:04,969 it's Vigilante, what up? 203 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,509 Uh, I was wondering if you 204 00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:08,139 wanted to go out on a team-up tonight. 205 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,041 Peacemaker! 206 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:12,060 Uh, It's your BFF Vigilante here. 207 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,395 What's goin' on, man? 208 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,022 Uh, what do you say we go cruise 209 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,155 some crime and some bitches, 210 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,382 whichever comes first? Uh, BFF stands 211 00:12:18,387 --> 00:12:20,111 for "Best Friends For..." 212 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,512 P, it's V! 213 00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:24,447 Are you watching this game, dude? It is so... 214 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,741 Dude, uh, 215 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,367 I realize in that last message, uh, 216 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,036 I called you P and me V, 217 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,630 as if you were a penis and I was a vagina. 218 00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:35,216 Uh, that, like, definitely was... It was not my intention... 219 00:12:36,414 --> 00:12:38,553 Peacemaker, it's Vigilante. I just got the scoop 220 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:41,256 on a big heroin shipment coming in tonight! 221 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,057 - Let's go down there... - Dude, don't be saying that shit on my phone, man! 222 00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:45,142 - What the fuck? - ... motherfuckers' heads off! 223 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,514 Stay where you are, Smith. 224 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,233 Fuck. 225 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,153 Fuck! I knew it was fucking too good to be true! 226 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,781 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My life fuckin' sucks. 227 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,786 I mean... 228 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,401 Ah, fuck! Ah, nah, I'm fu... 229 00:13:10,406 --> 00:13:13,705 I'm... I'm... I'm good. I'm fucking... I'm good. 230 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,873 Fuck! 231 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,675 You only served four years of your 30-year sentence, 232 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,144 and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free? 233 00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:23,014 Yeah. I killed Rick Flag for you people! 234 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,715 No one ever told you to kill Flag. 235 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,419 Waller said do whatever I had to do to make sure 236 00:13:26,423 --> 00:13:28,387 those Project Starfish files didn't get out. 237 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,014 I made the only choice I could. 238 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,183 Funny, for you, how often the only choice and killing people coincides. 239 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,127 What the fuck is he doing? 240 00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:38,029 I have low blood sugar, okay? So I'm dizzy. 241 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,564 You showed you were loyal. 242 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,066 You're a born killer with expertise 243 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,235 in every weapon known to humankind, 244 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,905 and you've had experience in black ops around the globe, 245 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,158 so I'm giving you the chance to stay out of prison 246 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,290 - and work for me. - And you are? 247 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,496 Name's Murn. 248 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,461 - Clemson Murn? - That's right. 249 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,839 I report directly to Amanda Waller. 250 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,879 This is Harcourt, who you may know 251 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,756 from Waller's team at Belle Reve. 252 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,217 She'll be your handler in the field. 253 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,010 John Economos, who you may also know, 254 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,261 is tech and tactics. 255 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,088 Hey, dude, you're eating four-year-old olives 256 00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:14,557 out of my fuckin' fridge. 257 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,935 And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo, 258 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,028 which means she'll be doing most everything else. 259 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:22,901 Glad to be here. Ready to kick some ass, sir. 260 00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:25,601 And really lookin' forward to gettin' to know all of you. 261 00:14:25,606 --> 00:14:27,820 Even you, Peacemaker. 262 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,949 Uh, even though you're not the best guy in the world. 263 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:34,010 And Economos, you seem like you're very easy to talk to. 264 00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:36,788 So I look forward to working with you. 265 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,582 Harcourt, I feel like, because we're the only women here, 266 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,192 we have to have each other's back. 267 00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:43,820 Anything you need, I got you. 268 00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:48,366 And, Mr. Murn, I have to say your outfits are really dapper. 269 00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:51,035 I'm really excited to be here, and I promise 270 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,787 you're not gonna regret this. 271 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,597 I know inside my mind 272 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,566 I'm not supposed to be giving a speech, 273 00:14:56,571 --> 00:14:59,799 but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants, so... 274 00:15:01,284 --> 00:15:03,336 Close mouth. I'm bitin' my tongue right now. 275 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,030 Not gonna talk again. 276 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,443 I'm done talking. 277 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,323 What's the op? 278 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,133 Domestic situation, 279 00:15:14,138 --> 00:15:16,028 known as Project Butterfly. 280 00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,830 As I recall, you guys aren't particularly creative 281 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,497 with the case file names. 282 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,166 Project Starfish was a giant walkin' starfish. 283 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,215 So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now? 284 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,305 I am? 285 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,550 I'm fightin' a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra with? 286 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,175 That's not what it is. 287 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,885 - Can I get a jetpack? - No. 288 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,846 How the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra 289 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,448 - without a jetpack? - It's not a Mothra. 290 00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:37,975 Still, my desire for a jetpack remains, 291 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,809 'cause you got me all excited about it. 292 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,566 We need you to do contract work. 293 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,656 - Kill people? - Bad people. 294 00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:47,734 - Whom we call Butterflies. - What if I say no? 295 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,335 You'll have to return to Belle Reve. 296 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:50,737 What's to keep me from splittin'? 297 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,114 We still have that bomb in your head 298 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,449 to track you with, and if that fails, 299 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,997 we'll blow you the hell up. 300 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,169 We'll meet you for dinner tonight. 301 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,629 Seven-thirty at... Where is it? 302 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,589 Fennel Fields on Manchester Road. 303 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,463 And the mozzarella sticks are dope. 304 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,428 Enjoy my food, Dye-Beard. 305 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,555 - It's not dyed. - Oh, yeah, sure. 306 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,141 Hard edge of two-tone gray and Magic Marker brown, 307 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,460 - that's natural. - No. 308 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:23,561 I'll be there. 309 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,752 I just gotta swing by my dad's and get Eagly. 310 00:16:26,828 --> 00:16:27,907 Who's Eagly? 311 00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:31,069 Don't you do your research? He's my sidekick. 312 00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:19,309 You that Peacemaker guy? 313 00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:22,161 - Yeah. - Evil supervillain. 314 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,439 Not a supervillain. That's a misconception. 315 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,098 I'm a superhero. 316 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:28,459 Batman is a superhero. 317 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,795 Yeah? Joe Blaggadashiocentro is a dude workin' 318 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,795 - in his fuckin' garden. - Joe who? 319 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,199 Point is just 'cause some other dumb motherfucker is out there 320 00:17:35,203 --> 00:17:37,969 with shears, clippin' roses, doesn't mean you aren't, huh? 321 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,470 If you're gonna make up a person, 322 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,256 why make up a person with such a long name? 323 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,583 I'm so sorry, 324 00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:45,251 I don't spend all my fucking time 325 00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:47,220 thinking of realistic-sounding last names, 326 00:17:47,224 --> 00:17:48,751 you wrinkly old fuck! 327 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,613 Hey, Dad. 328 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,885 Fuck you. 329 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,192 Below their lying, 330 00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:04,162 liberal human faces 331 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,122 lurk extraterrestrial beings, 332 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,172 who want nothing other than our civilization to fail! 333 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,170 They are among us. 334 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,881 I don't get enough attention, I gotta have you 335 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,631 chattin' up my fruity neighbors? 336 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,880 Guy was talking to me! He was being a total 'nad. 337 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,721 - Got out of prison. - You don't say? 338 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,966 It's been kind of a rough go for me lately, Dad. I was... 339 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,942 laid out in the hospital for, like, five months. 340 00:18:33,387 --> 00:18:35,268 Somebody shot me. A building fell on me. 341 00:18:35,273 --> 00:18:37,737 You let somebody shoot you? 342 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,062 It's not like I invited him to come shoot me, Dad. 343 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,996 Pathetic. 344 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,710 - New lamp? - Huh? 345 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:58,382 - The... The lamp, is it new? - No. It's three months old. 346 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,719 - Been in prison for four years. - Don't make it no newer. 347 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,313 You know, I asked you to cancel my phone service. 348 00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:04,680 It was still on. 349 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,642 I've been paying for service for years 'cause you forgot. 350 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,527 Oh, it's my fault now you fucked up 351 00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:10,586 - and went to prison? - That's not what I'm sayin'. 352 00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:12,471 - Then what are you sayin'? - It's my service. 353 00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:14,690 - I got no money. - Jesus Christ. 354 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,155 You're a fuckin' pussy. 355 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,201 - You been takin' Eagly out? - Yeah. 356 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,411 Where is he? 357 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,748 Eagly. 358 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,010 Who's a good boy? 359 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:48,891 Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy? 360 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,436 Dad, look how excited he is. 361 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:56,237 Dad, he's just awesome, right? 362 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,990 Oh, my God. 363 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,783 He's... He's hugging me. 364 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,769 He's hugging me. 365 00:20:04,045 --> 00:20:06,464 This is fuckin' amazing. 366 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,709 Dad! Grab my phone, I don't wanna move. 367 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,707 Dad? 368 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,458 Dad? 369 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,296 You think it makes this noise all the time? 370 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,672 Yeah, I don't know. 371 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,762 Hey, new girl, get your shit off there. 372 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,306 Damn. 373 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,897 This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle. 374 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,414 I don't know what you did to piss off Amanda Waller, 375 00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:39,032 but she's definitely fucking me and John with this gig. 376 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,269 What agency did you get transferred from? 377 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,528 "Fucking you" how? 378 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:45,615 We helped Task Force X during Project Starfish, 379 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,251 and this is her way of getting back at us. 380 00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:49,559 Yeah, I don't think so. 381 00:20:49,564 --> 00:20:51,595 Hey, new girl's an expert over here, John. 382 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,998 Well, she's entitled to her opinion. 383 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,751 - Thank you. - Her stupid fuckin' opinion. 384 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,975 Oh, sweet, we have a piano. That's useful for black ops. 385 00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:04,416 This is the worst HQ of all time. 386 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,012 You guys hear that, right? It's not just me? 387 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,280 - We hear what? - The fuckin' pi... Oh. 388 00:21:10,285 --> 00:21:11,862 Nice gaslighting. 389 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,706 You'll get a kick out of this, Dad. 390 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:42,764 Guy I was working with, Bloodsport, big, 391 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,250 tough motherfucker, mercenary, all these weapons and shit. 392 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,307 We find out he's got a rat phobia. 393 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,388 And not just... 394 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,623 not just any phobia. I mean like pure terror, 395 00:21:52,628 --> 00:21:55,434 screamin' like a little girl. 396 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,853 And this other member of the team, Ratcatcher, 397 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,981 she controls rats! 398 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,234 And, Dad, Dad, you know how he got the phobia? 399 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,235 Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it. 400 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,138 He was tortured! His own father tortured him 401 00:22:07,143 --> 00:22:08,739 by lockin' him in a crate 402 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,541 for 24 hours with nothing but starving rats! 403 00:22:11,546 --> 00:22:14,704 Right? 404 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,247 We... 405 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,667 He had these horrible acne scars. 406 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,670 - Scars! - Yeah! Yeah, but they weren't! 407 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,172 They were rat bites from when the rats 408 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,801 would gnaw at his flesh when he was a little kid! 409 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,301 That's... It's funny, right? 410 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:33,264 Dad? 411 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,766 I'll get... I'll get water. 412 00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:44,208 Here, here, here. 413 00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:51,057 Hmm. 414 00:22:51,062 --> 00:22:53,150 - This fag that was afraid of the rats... - Yeah. 415 00:22:53,155 --> 00:22:55,833 Please God don't tell me he was the one who shot you. 416 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,091 You know, a lot of what happened in Corto Maltese 417 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,095 is confidential. 418 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,265 How did my fucking sperm... 419 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:20,249 grow into a nancy boy like you? 420 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,916 Look, I just came by to get Eagly 421 00:23:25,921 --> 00:23:27,521 and see if you had another helmet for me. 422 00:23:46,075 --> 00:23:48,760 This one has full-body force field. 423 00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:52,239 This has sonic blast capabilities. 424 00:23:53,774 --> 00:23:56,764 You need to breathe underwater, then this is the one for you. 425 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:59,321 And, uh, this one has X-ray vision. 426 00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:05,481 I didn't make these things while you were in prison. 427 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,233 These are all from before. 428 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,110 I know. 429 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,986 I never gave you a second thought 430 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,711 - while you were in there. - Fine. 431 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,199 Just tell me which one you think is best? 432 00:24:15,604 --> 00:24:17,768 I hesitate giving you any helmet, 433 00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:20,392 as big a simp as you turned out to be. 434 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,241 But what the fuck? If you can do some good with it, 435 00:24:24,246 --> 00:24:26,986 maybe take out a couple of commies, some Blacks, 436 00:24:26,991 --> 00:24:28,637 or papists, or a kike, or something. 437 00:24:28,642 --> 00:24:31,437 Better than sittin' in this fuckin' closet. 438 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,265 Dad, that's not my thing. Um... 439 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,887 I do what I do to st... stop criminals, 440 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,612 - not a specific... - Yeah, sure. 441 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,999 So I forgot to close the balcony door, 442 00:24:49,004 --> 00:24:50,092 and when I came home, 443 00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:51,802 my living room was full of pigeons. 444 00:24:51,807 --> 00:24:53,501 Are you kidding me? 445 00:24:53,506 --> 00:24:56,106 No. There was like ten of 'em, and they shit all over my couch. 446 00:24:56,111 --> 00:24:57,311 No. This guy. 447 00:24:59,239 --> 00:25:02,812 Did this dipshit really show up 448 00:25:02,817 --> 00:25:04,415 in full cosplay mode? 449 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,283 This is the guy Waller's giving us? 450 00:25:06,288 --> 00:25:08,669 - I told you she's fucking us. - She's not fucking us. 451 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,937 Is that an eagle in his back seat? 452 00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:12,522 She's fucking us. 453 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,227 Hi, sir, welcome in. 454 00:25:17,232 --> 00:25:19,513 Oh, I'm with them. Can I just grab a menu, please? 455 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,098 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 456 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:29,528 Hey. Scooch. 457 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,694 Why are you in your costume? 458 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,822 Costume? This is a uniform. And it's brand new, 459 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,265 so I gotta stretch it out, 460 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,202 make it more comfortable before I go on a mission. 461 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,620 Maybe I'm stupid, but why would you even wanna wear that 462 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,787 on a mission? 463 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,497 A bright red shirt and white pants 464 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:48,359 aren't exactly conducive to lurking in the shadows. 465 00:25:48,364 --> 00:25:50,629 People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts. 466 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,214 What people? The other people at the Village People tryouts? 467 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,134 Why is there a bald eagle in your car? 468 00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,325 That's Eagly. You guys ordered without me? 469 00:25:59,984 --> 00:26:02,857 - "Eagly" is your pet eagle? - Yeah. 470 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,401 Is your dog named Doggy? 471 00:26:05,406 --> 00:26:07,527 - All right. - Do you have a daughter named Daughtery? 472 00:26:08,385 --> 00:26:10,785 Jealous of a guy's pet eagle much? 473 00:26:10,790 --> 00:26:13,784 Hey, sweet-cheeks! 474 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,143 Can you take my order real quick? 475 00:26:15,148 --> 00:26:17,395 - Sorry... - Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you? 476 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,866 Uh, mixed green salad, and we'll do the garlic zoodles. 477 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:23,244 - Zoodles. Good choice. - Thank you. 478 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,001 "Good choice". 479 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:34,879 - Zoodles are zucchini noodles. - "Sweet cheeks"? 480 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:35,997 Seriously, dude? 481 00:26:36,002 --> 00:26:37,874 She had cherubic cheeks. It's a compliment. 482 00:26:37,879 --> 00:26:39,468 "Sweet cheeks" is your butt. 483 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:40,803 - No, it's not. - It is. 484 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:43,138 It's like calling somebody, I don't know, "sugar tits". 485 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,274 That's totally inappropriate. 486 00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:47,893 Her tits are way too big to be sugar tits. 487 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:50,688 Sugar tits are, like, smaller, perkier tits. Like... 488 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:53,649 yours. Uh, technically, I think you may have sugar tits, too... 489 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,318 - Oh, yeah? - ... but somehow that also feels inappropriate. 490 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,144 All right, Peacemaker. That's enough. 491 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,154 You don't have to be happy with this detail, 492 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,699 but you do have to treat your fellow soldiers 493 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:03,158 - with respect. - Yeah? Heard plenty of stories 494 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,160 about how you treat people with respect, Murn. 495 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,604 Plenty. 496 00:27:06,609 --> 00:27:08,785 Why is that busboy staring at you? 497 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:14,049 I think that's my friend Gut Chase's younger brother. 498 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,161 He has mental issues. 499 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,514 Thank you. Just the old shell game. 500 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,133 - Take this home. Study it. - What is it? 501 00:27:28,138 --> 00:27:30,232 It's the dossier on the first target. 502 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,939 - U.S. Senator? - Don't look at it here. 503 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,858 Take our word for it, the man's a serious threat 504 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,463 to the safety of American citizens. 505 00:27:39,107 --> 00:27:41,405 Oh, my God, could you at least take your helmet off? 506 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,907 You're gonna get dressing all over it. 507 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,035 Dressing is easier to get off this helmet than a human lip. 508 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,577 That's a fuckin' fact. 509 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,122 You want to have a dressing-getting-off contest right now, Dye-Beard? 510 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,739 Okay, I don't dye my beard. 511 00:27:50,744 --> 00:27:52,750 I've always had unusually colored hair. 512 00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:54,693 - Smith, just... - Jesus... 513 00:27:54,698 --> 00:27:55,698 Fine. Fuck. 514 00:27:58,118 --> 00:27:59,678 Are you always gonna be this difficult? 515 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,120 Yep. 516 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:08,682 Fuck yeah! Peacemaker's back, baby! 517 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:12,227 ♪ Twerk it, and twerk it get my little tush out ♪ 518 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:15,481 ♪ It's my famous butt dance my butt dance, my butt dance ♪ 519 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:16,815 ♪ It's my famous b... ♪ 520 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,620 ♪ Oh. Hey, man, what's up? 521 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,780 - Sup, Adrian? - Hey, the... the reason 522 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:23,280 I'm excited, it is normal. 523 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:26,533 Uh, I just found out this girl that I'm seeing, 524 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,332 she's pregnant, you know? 525 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,130 You got a girlfriend? 526 00:28:31,135 --> 00:28:35,859 Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon, uh, Osbourne. Uh, not... 527 00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:37,319 not the one that you may know. 528 00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:39,338 She's, uh, a different one. The... yeah. 529 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:42,299 Why are you always trying to get me to set you up with my cousin then? 530 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,718 Well, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say, like, 531 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,102 - "girlfriend", you know? - But you're happy 532 00:28:46,107 --> 00:28:48,396 - she's pregnant? - Yeah. 533 00:28:48,401 --> 00:28:51,446 Because we are going to have an abortion. 534 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,018 - Well, yeah, good luck. - Thank you. Yeah. 535 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,207 Hey, you're invited if you... 536 00:28:59,212 --> 00:29:02,924 I don't wanna come to your abortion, man. 537 00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:04,617 That's cool. 538 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,578 Fuck yeah! 539 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,784 Peacemaker, baby. 540 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:22,214 Aw, you missed? 541 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,223 Hey, bud. Learning to drive now? 542 00:29:24,228 --> 00:29:25,510 You gonna drive us home? Yeah? 543 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,514 It's friendly? 544 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,264 Oh, yeah. 545 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:33,604 - I love animals. - Yeah. Eagly is amazing. 546 00:29:37,868 --> 00:29:39,782 Hey. 547 00:29:39,787 --> 00:29:41,265 Hey, bud. 548 00:29:41,270 --> 00:29:42,408 Just... Oh, shit! 549 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:43,820 Man, I thought you said it was friendly. 550 00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,363 Oh, I thought you meant friendly to me. 551 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:49,074 Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it. 552 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,603 You know, he was so happy to see me today, 553 00:29:50,607 --> 00:29:52,230 he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me. 554 00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:54,148 - An eagle hugged you? - Oh, yeah. 555 00:29:54,153 --> 00:29:55,631 Yeah, I call bullshit on that. 556 00:29:55,636 --> 00:29:57,875 You don't wanna believe in miracles, that's on you. 557 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,543 - You're the new girl, huh? - Yeah. 558 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,880 But I know my shit, don't worry about that. I've done a lot of, 559 00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:05,502 - you know, notable things. - That's super vague. 560 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:08,552 Yeah, 'cause if I told you any more, I'd have to, you know... 561 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:14,600 - Kill me? - Yeah. 562 00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:17,590 Oh, you hubbed up? 563 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:20,314 What? 564 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,774 - Married, yeah. - Hmm. That's cool. 565 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,693 I'm into old-fashioned stuff too, you know, 566 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:26,528 Hummel figurines and capital punishment... 567 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,906 ... and Garbage Pail Kids and stuff. 568 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:29,991 You know? 569 00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:32,242 Hey, what'd you mean 570 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,745 when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn? 571 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:35,876 I know he's a mercenary. 572 00:30:36,410 --> 00:30:37,790 I know he killed a lot of people, 573 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,155 and not always for the right side. 574 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:41,815 I know I don't trust his ass. 575 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:46,340 Well, good night, Smith. 576 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,760 - 'Night, Arbysmola. - It's Adebayo. 577 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,595 Adebayo. 578 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,764 Although I do appreciate 579 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:55,016 the confidence with which you said 580 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,850 something so wrong. 581 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,369 Oh, that's my thing. That and having a big dick. 582 00:30:59,374 --> 00:31:01,897 Yep, information I had no need for. 583 00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:03,607 No, I'm... I'm serious. 584 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,652 It's too big, actually. It... 585 00:31:06,139 --> 00:31:07,777 - causes people pain. - Okay. 586 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,821 Kids in junior high, they called me "Chimp-Arm". 587 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,866 Good night, sweet-cheeks. 588 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,285 "Sweet-cheeks". 589 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,663 That wasn't inappropriate, was it, Eagly? 590 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,626 ♪ Baby woke me up this morning ♪ 591 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:25,036 ♪ She said hey, man, we are through ♪ 592 00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:28,757 ♪ She said, if you ain't gonna go to heaven with me ♪ 593 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:31,468 ♪ Then I ain't goin' to hell with you ♪ 594 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:33,519 ♪ Well, that's all right now baby ♪ 595 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:36,527 ♪ Just one last thing on my mind ♪ 596 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,768 ♪ I'm just trying to find a place ♪ 597 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,275 ♪ In a world gone mean and blind ♪ 598 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:47,742 ♪ So I say, come on come on, come on, fuck yeah ♪ 599 00:31:47,747 --> 00:31:53,323 ♪ Come on, come on, come on come on, come on, come on ♪ 600 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,992 ♪ Fuck yeah, come on come on... ♪ 601 00:31:56,039 --> 00:32:00,296 ♪ I said, come on, come on come on, fuck yeah! ♪ 602 00:32:00,301 --> 00:32:02,637 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ 603 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:09,177 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 604 00:32:10,003 --> 00:32:13,063 Oh, woo-hoo. 605 00:32:15,451 --> 00:32:18,653 - She's a babe. - ♪ Oh, yeah, I... ♪ 606 00:32:20,388 --> 00:32:25,022 Hey, Goldilocks, can I ask you a question? 607 00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:26,940 As long as it's a question about how to cure 608 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:30,240 - rotting fish breath, sure. - Fuck you, bitch! 609 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:35,532 ♪ I'm in love, yeah, yeah ♪ 610 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:38,035 ♪ At least every minute or two ♪ 611 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,871 - Easy, buddy. - ♪ Until the next time ♪ 612 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:44,291 ♪ A girl walks by ♪ 613 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:49,087 ♪ I think I love her too oh, I ♪ 614 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:52,466 - Hey! - ♪ I can't help myself ♪ 615 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:56,294 - Crazy coincidence, right? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 616 00:32:56,299 --> 00:32:58,405 - Uncanny. - Right? 617 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:01,391 - What can I get you? - I'll just... I'll have the same. 618 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,691 - So... Harcourt, right? - Yeah. 619 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,109 Thank you. 620 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:10,769 - What's your first name? - Why? 621 00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:14,627 Just curious. I mean... 622 00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:17,616 You know, you don't have to call me Peacemaker, 623 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,368 you can call me Chris. 624 00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:21,770 I'll call you Peacemaker. You call me Harcourt. 625 00:33:21,775 --> 00:33:22,775 How's that? 626 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,624 Okay. 627 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,568 You fucking kidding me? She said what? 628 00:33:27,572 --> 00:33:29,295 - I'm just trying to say... - Hey. 629 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,546 ... it doesn't always have to be about work... 630 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:31,755 - Hold on. - Okay. 631 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,548 What the fuck did you say to my friend, 632 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,093 you ugly fuckin cu... 633 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,472 Jesus fuck, lady. 634 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:43,174 - What was that next word? "You ugly fucking" what? - Oh, God! 635 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,235 Any of the rest of you wanna finish it for him? 636 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,946 ♪ Summertime girls ♪ 637 00:33:55,951 --> 00:34:00,784 ♪ You make my whole world go around ♪ 638 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:04,234 - What were you saying? - Get off me! 639 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:08,125 Aw, poor baby! 640 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:09,681 That was so fuckin' hot. 641 00:34:10,990 --> 00:34:13,045 I clocked you driving by 642 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,928 and then making a U-turn to follow me in here. 643 00:34:17,372 --> 00:34:20,378 Come on, the way you say it makes it sound all stalkery. 644 00:34:20,383 --> 00:34:22,389 No, the way that you did it 645 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,646 made it stalkery. I just described it. 646 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,978 Look, I have no interest in you 647 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,980 other than your ability to fight for us. 648 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:31,590 Just because you're handsome doesn't mean 649 00:34:31,595 --> 00:34:33,315 you're not a piece-of-shit murderer. 650 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,906 - You think I'm handsome? - Oh, my God, please fuck off. 651 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,660 Okay, look, I... I've been in prison 652 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:44,916 the last four years, okay? 653 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,331 I haven't been with anyone... I... I haven't been 654 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,868 with any woman in a long time. 655 00:34:50,873 --> 00:34:52,920 I'm not asking for emotional connection here. 656 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,655 I'm just asking for fun. 657 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,337 Genital-to-genital contact, no touching above here. 658 00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:00,535 No. Fuck it, it's gotta be here. 659 00:35:00,540 --> 00:35:03,747 I gotta touch your boobs. Sorry. Just trying to, 660 00:35:03,752 --> 00:35:05,058 I don't know, relieve some of the stress 661 00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:06,800 that's been building up over the years. I mean... 662 00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:09,118 Cool! And I'm just trying to fuckin' have a beer, 663 00:35:09,123 --> 00:35:10,861 but whether it's those douchebags or you, 664 00:35:10,866 --> 00:35:13,064 I guess that's just something that I can't have 665 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:16,526 in my life because, I don't know, I wear makeup? 666 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:20,786 You know what? 667 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:22,746 Go fuck yourself... 668 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,661 - Chris. - ♪ I feel your desire ♪ 669 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,371 ♪ As the moonlight lingers ♪ 670 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,290 ♪ In the sky ♪ 671 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:33,309 ♪ I'm walking through fire ♪ 672 00:35:33,314 --> 00:35:37,881 ♪ Can't you hear me when I cry ♪ 673 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:41,468 ♪ One night of passion one night of hunger ♪ 674 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:45,180 ♪ And my attraction is getting stronger... ♪ 675 00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:54,564 - Freedom! - ♪ My heart is screaming out your name ♪ 676 00:35:58,273 --> 00:35:59,520 How's the team? 677 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:03,732 Okay, I guess. Murn, I hear, is not such a great guy. 678 00:36:03,737 --> 00:36:05,642 I don't care about the quality of the knife, 679 00:36:05,646 --> 00:36:07,244 as long as the blade is sharp. 680 00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:09,746 - John seems okay. - He's pliable. 681 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:12,290 Harcourt is hard. 682 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,292 Barbie's ambitious. Watch out for her. 683 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,461 Shouldn't we just loop them in on the whole plan? 684 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:20,173 No. You're my eyes and ears, Leota, while you're there. 685 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,634 And the only one I trust with the big picture. 686 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,474 Did my forger get you the diary? 687 00:36:26,209 --> 00:36:29,266 This goofy shit? Yeah. 688 00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,434 Hide it in his trailer the first chance you get, 689 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:32,819 somewhere he won't find it. 690 00:36:34,308 --> 00:36:35,638 How's Peacemaker? 691 00:36:35,643 --> 00:36:39,651 Yeah. He's his own thing. 692 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,528 - Sexist. - Yeah. 693 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,573 - Probably racist. - Oh, you know who his father is. 694 00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:45,787 Oh, yeah. 695 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,291 But there's something else about him that's... 696 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:51,413 What? 697 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:56,293 - ... sad. - Empathy? 698 00:36:56,898 --> 00:36:59,896 In this business, Leota, that will get you killed. 699 00:36:59,901 --> 00:37:02,674 Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter, does it? 700 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:05,835 I appreciate the work, but after this job is done, 701 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,670 Keeya and I will be back on our feet 702 00:37:07,675 --> 00:37:09,848 and I'll find a job I actually like. 703 00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,141 Sure. 704 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,602 Ignore your God-given, natural talent. 705 00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:17,627 Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not like these people. 706 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,180 All right. I have an early morning. 707 00:37:22,766 --> 00:37:25,046 - Night, baby girl. - Good night, Mom. 708 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,303 Waller's still trying to pull you in, huh? 709 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:33,496 Always. 710 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,307 Hmm. 711 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,516 Cool. 712 00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:56,149 Oh! 713 00:37:56,858 --> 00:38:00,982 Oh, this... this is my jam. 714 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,109 You know, this was back when men were real men, 715 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,674 'cause they weren't afraid to be women. 716 00:38:05,308 --> 00:38:06,555 None of this 717 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,398 auto-tune, robots-dry-humping that passes for music bullshit, 718 00:38:09,403 --> 00:38:11,047 right? 719 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:19,084 No way. Quireboys? Went to see these guys when I was a kid. 720 00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:20,669 God. I'd go to all the shows 721 00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:22,250 when they came through Evergreen. 722 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:44,572 ♪ I went to see her just this morning ♪ 723 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,454 ♪ To see how the child might be ♪ 724 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:59,838 ♪ She sat there smoking all my cigarettes ♪ 725 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:02,257 ♪ At a table ♪ 726 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,176 ♪ Set for three ♪ 727 00:39:09,039 --> 00:39:12,024 ♪ I could have cried I could have cried ♪ 728 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,057 ♪ When she said ♪ 729 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:19,769 ♪ I don't love you anymore ♪ 730 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,938 Hey, I gotta thank you for tonight. 731 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,523 I was having a crazy, fucked-up day, 732 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,083 but when I was in your pussy back there, 733 00:39:25,087 --> 00:39:28,328 I felt, I don't know, fuckin' hope! 734 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:30,030 That sound stupid? I just... 735 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,115 Maybe it's the big man in the sky's way of saying, 736 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,367 "Chris, there's something more for you out there, 737 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,618 you and Eagly, 738 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:39,209 other than all this rancid shit life's thrown at you so far". 739 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:49,554 ♪ So I went to see my friends ♪ 740 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:55,977 ♪ I tried to turn to them for help ♪ 741 00:39:58,813 --> 00:39:59,934 ♪ And all that ♪ 742 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:03,033 - ♪ Any of them said ♪ - ♪ All any of them said ♪ 743 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:09,819 ♪ You gotta look out for yourself ♪ 744 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,201 Well, fuck them! 745 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:16,055 ♪ I could've cried I could've cried ♪ 746 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,163 ♪ When she said ♪ 747 00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:26,294 ♪ I don't love you anymore I was slain and shown the... ♪ 748 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:28,505 What the fuck? Hey! 749 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:30,887 Hold on. Hey. Hey! 750 00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:42,018 ♪ All the pain is with yourself ♪ 751 00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:44,938 ♪ All the blame is with yourself ♪ 752 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:54,077 What the fuck? 753 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:13,054 ♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪ 754 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:22,733 ♪ Every time I see your face reminds me baby of what we had ♪ 755 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:38,158 ♪ Always seemed in emptiness ♪ 756 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:45,748 ♪ I say my prayers every night ♪ 757 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:53,464 ♪ But even God don't care less ♪ 758 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:59,137 ♪ I could've cried I could've cried ♪ 759 00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:00,560 Fuck! 760 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:07,478 ♪ When she said I don't love you anymore ♪ 761 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:11,232 ♪ I was slain and shown the door ♪ 762 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,948 ♪ Ain't no room here anymore ♪ 763 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,907 ♪ Please don't... ♪ 764 00:42:21,623 --> 00:42:23,686 ♪ All the pain is with yourself... ♪ 765 00:42:23,691 --> 00:42:25,796 "Take it easy", Doc said. Fuck. 766 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,360 Activate sonic boom! 767 00:44:26,506 --> 00:44:28,044 Thanks, Eagly. 768 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:15,523 This one will give you scabies. 769 00:46:16,424 --> 00:46:18,134 Give me scab... Why would I want scabies? 770 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:20,798 Challenge yourself. 771 00:46:20,803 --> 00:46:23,243 Every man should have scabies once in his life. 772 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:26,283 Okay. 773 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:40,500 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 58279