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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:44,212 --> 00:02:46,578 You wanna just get a bunch of shit and share it? 2 00:02:46,614 --> 00:02:49,276 Yeah, like, let's eat on the ground like animals. 3 00:02:49,317 --> 00:02:51,285 O.K., great. 4 00:02:56,724 --> 00:02:59,420 I made both of your towels wet. Sorry. 5 00:03:02,029 --> 00:03:03,656 That's O.K. 6 00:03:07,368 --> 00:03:10,895 Mmm... 7 00:03:12,406 --> 00:03:14,101 One second. I'm almost ready. 8 00:03:21,015 --> 00:03:22,949 What's up, my man? 9 00:03:22,984 --> 00:03:24,645 Feels good to have you here. 10 00:03:24,685 --> 00:03:26,983 I know. It feels good to be here. 11 00:03:34,829 --> 00:03:36,660 You O.K.? 12 00:03:36,697 --> 00:03:38,494 Yeah? 13 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:40,091 You hungry? 14 00:03:40,134 --> 00:03:42,102 We're gonna get food. 15 00:03:45,106 --> 00:03:46,471 O.K. 16 00:03:46,507 --> 00:03:48,475 What? You have sad face still. 17 00:03:50,511 --> 00:03:53,036 What's your sad face about? 18 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,172 That's not happy face. 19 00:03:54,215 --> 00:03:57,184 That's artificial happy face. 20 00:03:57,218 --> 00:03:59,186 I'll be right back. One second. 21 00:04:00,354 --> 00:04:02,447 So who's your new lab partner? 22 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:03,616 Well, they haven't assigned... 23 00:04:03,658 --> 00:04:06,058 ...them yet because... 24 00:04:06,093 --> 00:04:08,152 There was, like, the number of people... 25 00:04:08,195 --> 00:04:09,856 ...in the class didn't match up... 26 00:04:09,897 --> 00:04:12,331 ...and everybody else was happy with their lab partners. 27 00:04:12,366 --> 00:04:13,492 But the good thing is... 28 00:04:13,534 --> 00:04:16,469 ...number one: she didn't have to know that I complained about her... 29 00:04:16,504 --> 00:04:19,234 ...and number two... 30 00:04:19,273 --> 00:04:20,865 What are you doing? 31 00:04:20,908 --> 00:04:22,000 Number two? 32 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:24,170 - What are you doing? - Number two? 33 00:04:24,211 --> 00:04:26,270 Are you taking off my stuff? 34 00:04:26,314 --> 00:04:28,282 Number two? 35 00:04:29,817 --> 00:04:34,220 Number two is that I get... 36 00:04:34,255 --> 00:04:35,688 ...to do it all myself... 37 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:38,351 ...which is all I wanted to do in the beginning anyway. 38 00:04:38,392 --> 00:04:39,791 You're your own lab partner? 39 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:41,419 - Mm-hmm. - That's so sad. 40 00:04:41,462 --> 00:04:42,827 No, that's awesome. 41 00:04:42,863 --> 00:04:43,989 No, that's lonely. 42 00:04:44,031 --> 00:04:46,397 No, everybody else screws up my work. 43 00:04:46,434 --> 00:04:48,299 Can I come be your lab partner? 44 00:04:48,336 --> 00:04:50,167 Absolutely not. 45 00:04:50,204 --> 00:04:51,694 - Really? - No. 46 00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:53,969 They wouldn't let me into nursing school? 47 00:04:54,008 --> 00:04:57,944 No, they'd let you in if you applied and were... 48 00:04:57,979 --> 00:05:00,948 You know, had a... burning desire. 49 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:05,750 Button me back up, please. 50 00:05:05,786 --> 00:05:07,185 Mm-mm. 51 00:05:07,221 --> 00:05:09,189 - No? - Mm-mm. 52 00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:12,520 Thank you. 53 00:05:34,882 --> 00:05:36,850 What time is it? 54 00:05:42,123 --> 00:05:44,091 Arms up. 55 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:48,190 You were thwarted by the inner bra. 56 00:05:48,229 --> 00:05:49,890 Oh, shit. 57 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:55,324 So that's how these things work? 58 00:05:55,369 --> 00:05:55,960 What? 59 00:05:56,003 --> 00:05:59,029 Yeah, that's what they do. 60 00:05:59,073 --> 00:06:03,100 You girls with your multiple layers and stitching. 61 00:06:03,144 --> 00:06:05,271 That shirt cost $80, didn't it? 62 00:06:05,312 --> 00:06:08,110 No, not that one, but I do have a running shirt... 63 00:06:08,149 --> 00:06:09,776 ...that cost a lot of money. 64 00:06:09,817 --> 00:06:12,012 It's for special running. 65 00:06:12,053 --> 00:06:14,180 I was... need that. 66 00:06:14,221 --> 00:06:16,451 It's for special snow running. 67 00:06:17,491 --> 00:06:19,721 Oh... 68 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,751 - Go take a shower. - I'm sorry. 69 00:06:21,796 --> 00:06:24,526 So that we can start... 70 00:06:24,565 --> 00:06:27,090 - Our day. - Our day. 71 00:06:27,134 --> 00:06:30,160 Are you gonna make me breakfast or should we get some? 72 00:06:31,372 --> 00:06:32,168 Well... 73 00:06:32,206 --> 00:06:33,537 You're eating already. 74 00:06:33,574 --> 00:06:36,008 I'm about to spoil my breakfast, but... 75 00:06:36,043 --> 00:06:37,704 Yeah, you are. 76 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:38,677 I'm hungry. 77 00:06:38,713 --> 00:06:40,806 Um... O.K., well... 78 00:06:40,848 --> 00:06:42,008 I'm gonna take a shower. 79 00:06:42,049 --> 00:06:44,279 Don't spoil your breakfast too much 'cause I haven't eaten yet... 80 00:06:44,318 --> 00:06:46,047 ...and I want to eat with you. 81 00:06:46,087 --> 00:06:48,055 O.K.? 82 00:07:11,746 --> 00:07:14,544 Are you sure you don't want to take a shower with me? 83 00:07:16,584 --> 00:07:18,074 Hold on. 84 00:07:18,552 --> 00:07:20,281 Hold on what? 85 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,754 Do you wanna take one? 86 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:30,025 I mean, are you asking me to take a shower with you... 87 00:07:30,064 --> 00:07:31,395 'cause I want to get clean... 88 00:07:31,432 --> 00:07:33,491 ...or because you want to take a shower with me? 89 00:07:33,534 --> 00:07:36,002 Because it'd be nice taking a shower together. 90 00:07:36,036 --> 00:07:37,025 Well, then, totally. 91 00:07:37,071 --> 00:07:39,301 I just was saying that I didn't need a shower. 92 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,932 Don't eat the brown part. 93 00:07:40,975 --> 00:07:42,465 Eww! 94 00:07:46,614 --> 00:07:50,106 I think that one of the grossest things in the world... 95 00:07:50,151 --> 00:07:52,711 ...is somebody else eating a banana. 96 00:07:52,753 --> 00:07:56,154 It's the way it smells and it sounds. 97 00:07:56,190 --> 00:07:59,159 And I love you, but it's gross. 98 00:08:00,394 --> 00:08:02,259 Eww! Oh, God! 99 00:08:02,296 --> 00:08:04,264 I just saw it inside your mouth. 100 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:08,792 You still want to take a shower with me? 101 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,861 Yeah, I still want to take a shower with you. 102 00:08:10,905 --> 00:08:13,396 Just get the smell of banana off you. 103 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,408 I like bananas when / eat- 104 00:08:17,144 --> 00:08:18,941 You're just gargling banana. 105 00:08:22,149 --> 00:08:24,117 Can I please throw this away? 106 00:08:35,129 --> 00:08:37,427 No, don't take it off with a chip. 107 00:08:37,464 --> 00:08:38,931 That's gross. 108 00:08:45,105 --> 00:08:47,767 I don't want to meet people. 109 00:08:49,944 --> 00:08:53,072 I feel like it's gonna take a long time and I'm not gonna know... 110 00:08:53,113 --> 00:08:55,047 ...what to say to them... 111 00:08:55,082 --> 00:08:58,313 Because they're all video gamers... 112 00:08:58,352 --> 00:08:59,979 And I'm not. 113 00:09:01,622 --> 00:09:04,216 I know, but you're not some antisocial freak... 114 00:09:04,258 --> 00:09:06,988 ...who can't meet people and say "hi" to strangers. 115 00:09:07,027 --> 00:09:08,153 But I don't really... 116 00:09:08,195 --> 00:09:11,858 These are my... friends and my people that I work with. 117 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,594 I know. I want to meet them. 118 00:09:13,634 --> 00:09:16,626 I just don't want to meet them... today. 119 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:19,036 But when are we... O.K. 120 00:09:19,073 --> 00:09:21,769 We're not gonna come back. 121 00:09:21,809 --> 00:09:24,607 I'd rather meet them in a social situation. 122 00:09:24,645 --> 00:09:25,475 What social- 123 00:09:25,512 --> 00:09:27,571 I don't meet them in a social situation. 124 00:09:27,615 --> 00:09:29,776 I don't know them outside of this space. 125 00:09:29,817 --> 00:09:32,786 But you said you might have, like, um... 126 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:34,981 A work gathering at some point. 127 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:36,046 Probably not. 128 00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:37,114 Why not? 129 00:09:37,157 --> 00:09:39,751 Not that you're gonna be at. 130 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:42,125 Well, I don't know. I just feel weird. 131 00:09:42,162 --> 00:09:43,561 O.K. 132 00:09:45,799 --> 00:09:46,993 Well, then let me go... 133 00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:49,628 ...so we can get out of here as soon as possible. 134 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,638 - Go. - O.K. 135 00:09:55,609 --> 00:09:57,167 Let's roll. 136 00:09:57,211 --> 00:09:58,143 Are you done? 137 00:09:58,178 --> 00:10:00,146 I am done. 138 00:10:14,028 --> 00:10:15,996 That took a while. 139 00:10:22,536 --> 00:10:24,163 I'm just saying... 140 00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:29,175 It didn't seem like you were just dropping something off. 141 00:10:33,113 --> 00:10:35,274 O.K., I'm sorry. 142 00:10:35,316 --> 00:10:36,943 Well, were you? 143 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:46,188 Were you just dropping something off? 144 00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:54,330 I don't know how to answer that question. 145 00:10:54,368 --> 00:10:57,769 Was I lying to you or was that all that I did? 146 00:10:57,805 --> 00:11:00,774 My brother called, so I talked to him for a second. 147 00:11:00,808 --> 00:11:01,740 What did he say? 148 00:11:01,775 --> 00:11:03,766 So that wasn't just "dropping something off," I guess. 149 00:11:03,811 --> 00:11:05,108 Is that what you're asking, though? 150 00:11:05,145 --> 00:11:07,136 Or are you asking was I lying to you... 151 00:11:07,181 --> 00:11:08,910 ...and I didn't just have something to drop off? 152 00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:11,110 Don't attack me. I wasn't the one who lied. 153 00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:13,551 Well, what the fuck's with the tone and the attitude? 154 00:11:13,587 --> 00:11:15,782 Well, you said you had to drop something off... 155 00:11:15,823 --> 00:11:17,552 ...and then you're in there for like- 156 00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:19,058 "That took a while. " 157 00:11:19,093 --> 00:11:20,651 Well, it did! It took 10 minutes. 158 00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:22,321 You said you had to drop something off. 159 00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:25,127 It's been 10 minutes since you went in there. 160 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,968 I don't even care. Let's just go. 161 00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:30,971 It looks like it's... clearing up. 162 00:11:31,005 --> 00:11:33,166 Well, it doesn't matter. We're not in any kind of rush... 163 00:11:33,207 --> 00:11:35,903 ...because we're not gonna have dinner with my brother tonight. 164 00:11:35,943 --> 00:11:37,570 Why? 165 00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:40,478 Because they have a fucking baby and because he called... 166 00:11:40,514 --> 00:11:42,607 ...and he said that they can't have dinner tonight... 167 00:11:42,649 --> 00:11:44,116 ...so we got moved to tomorrow night. 168 00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:45,482 I didn't know that. 169 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:47,146 Don't get upset. I didn't know that. 170 00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:49,849 O.K., but I feel like you've been fucking pissy... 171 00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:50,720 ...about this whole thing. 172 00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:53,625 I'm sorry that I had to come by here today. 173 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,958 I thought buying you lunch was like... 174 00:11:55,996 --> 00:11:57,793 I don't care if you buy me lunch. 175 00:11:57,831 --> 00:11:58,525 I just didn't... 176 00:11:58,565 --> 00:12:01,796 Like, I can't believe you didn't deal with this yesterday. 177 00:12:01,835 --> 00:12:02,597 That's it. 178 00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:04,570 I came to get you from the airport. 179 00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:06,266 I couldn't stay late yesterday. 180 00:12:06,306 --> 00:12:07,967 Yeah, or anytime earlier this week. 181 00:12:08,008 --> 00:12:09,305 I don't wanna fight about it. 182 00:12:09,343 --> 00:12:10,810 Let's just go. 183 00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:16,876 Did you do any other work here? 184 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,441 Are you still fucking asking this? 185 00:12:18,485 --> 00:12:20,453 I'm not... O.K., never mind. 186 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:31,588 It makes me dizzy. 187 00:12:31,632 --> 00:12:33,600 Come do it with me. 188 00:12:37,604 --> 00:12:39,299 I like that. 189 00:12:44,478 --> 00:12:46,708 Just be fun for a second. 190 00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:48,977 Put down the umbrella and be fun with me. 191 00:12:50,684 --> 00:12:53,983 Well, you put it down, but you're not being fun with me. 192 00:12:55,422 --> 00:12:59,188 I don't respond to sarcastic fun! 193 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:00,352 Stop! 194 00:13:00,394 --> 00:13:02,157 I don't respond to sarcastic fun! 195 00:13:02,196 --> 00:13:06,064 It's not funny when it's not meant with sincerity! 196 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,397 You didn't mean that sincerely! 197 00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:10,733 I don't want to do it if you're just doing it out of anger- 198 00:13:10,771 --> 00:13:12,636 I only want to do it if you're actually gonna have fun... 199 00:13:12,673 --> 00:13:15,039 ...and right now you're just fucking making fun of me... 200 00:13:15,075 --> 00:13:16,440 ...and I don't think that's funny! 201 00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:22,510 Too hard! 202 00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:25,040 You touched me hard! 203 00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,882 That wasn't gentle! 204 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,157 It's 'cause I'm sick of you fucking crying... 205 00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:37,823 ...every time it's not perfect. 206 00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:40,129 I don't cry every time it's not perfect! 207 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,034 Every time that it's not perfect, / fix it! 208 00:13:48,142 --> 00:13:50,633 Every time that it's not perfect and we haven't seen each other... 209 00:13:50,677 --> 00:13:53,305 ...for three months, / make sure that / save my money... 210 00:13:53,347 --> 00:13:56,407 ...and buy a ticket and / make sure that I get my work done... 211 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,883 ...so we spend time together. 212 00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,819 Every time it's not perfect, / fix it! 213 00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:03,220 Once in a while, I cry. 214 00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:06,190 Don't worry. 215 00:14:06,226 --> 00:14:08,387 I won't cry the rest of the weekend. 216 00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:09,827 Don't worry. This will never happen again. 217 00:14:09,863 --> 00:14:11,763 You'll never have to see me cry. 218 00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:14,164 Don't worry. It's not gonna be a problem. 219 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,259 I won't cry. 220 00:14:15,302 --> 00:14:16,860 I'm sorry. 221 00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:24,610 Sorry. 222 00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:30,743 I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry too. 223 00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,612 I just want to go home. Let's go. 224 00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:35,554 But not like that. 225 00:14:35,589 --> 00:14:36,920 I just want to go home. 226 00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:38,925 I don't care. 227 00:14:40,127 --> 00:14:42,561 I'm not sure she recognizes us at all yet. 228 00:14:42,596 --> 00:14:43,893 Actually, I kind of, like... 229 00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:46,593 ...don't want her to be like the kind of girl that likes, like... 230 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,328 ...a beard guy... You know? 231 00:14:48,368 --> 00:14:49,767 It's, like, kind of weird. 232 00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:51,065 You're training her? 233 00:14:51,104 --> 00:14:53,664 Yeah, she'll be, like, listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd. 234 00:14:53,707 --> 00:14:57,074 How conscious are you guys... are you of that at all times? 235 00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,634 Of the beard thing? 236 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:02,274 No, of messing up Little Baby Alice for the rest of her life. 237 00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:04,341 I'm sure we've messed up Baby Alice already. 238 00:15:04,384 --> 00:15:05,646 But do you think about it? 239 00:15:05,686 --> 00:15:07,551 I mean, do you lose sleep at night? 240 00:15:07,588 --> 00:15:09,419 The thing that I worry about is I think... 241 00:15:09,456 --> 00:15:13,950 ...about, um, whether she's getting smarter all the time. 242 00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,655 "Am I doing the right thing?" 243 00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:17,061 "Am I playing the right music?" 244 00:15:17,097 --> 00:15:18,325 Yeah, absolutely, all the time. 245 00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:21,027 And, like, I'll put her down to do something, and I'll be like... 246 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,296 "That's, that's just lame. 247 00:15:22,336 --> 00:15:24,065 I'm just leaving her there... 248 00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:26,163 ...to stare at nothing so that I can... " 249 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:28,367 And her brain's not growing... 250 00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:30,433 ...and she's not gonna go to Harvard. 251 00:15:30,477 --> 00:15:32,138 It's gonna be my fault. 252 00:15:32,179 --> 00:15:33,703 You think she wants it? 253 00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:35,715 I don't know, I think she's chilling. 254 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:39,185 No, she wants it. 255 00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:43,184 Bleh-bleh-bleh... 256 00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,691 O.K... 257 00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:47,216 Here you go. 258 00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:49,593 Oop... 259 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:50,654 I got it. 260 00:15:52,432 --> 00:15:54,366 - Can you fill this up? - Yeah. 261 00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:55,663 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 262 00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:56,464 You O.K.? 263 00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,471 O.K., all right. 264 00:16:01,742 --> 00:16:02,970 Should I come and sit? 265 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,739 Yeah, come on over! 266 00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:06,713 Did she get you? 267 00:16:06,747 --> 00:16:07,714 No... 268 00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:10,216 She's not taking to me. 269 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,717 You want to hold her? 270 00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:13,720 Yeah, sure. 271 00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:14,721 Is that O.K.? 272 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:15,847 Yeah. 273 00:16:15,889 --> 00:16:17,652 You just want to watch that. 274 00:16:17,691 --> 00:16:19,488 You're probably gonna have to put the pacifier in... 275 00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:20,788 ...like, right away. 276 00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:22,922 Here you go. 277 00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:24,590 Yeah. 278 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,563 It's O.K. 279 00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:28,932 It's O.K. That's Mattie. 280 00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:34,270 No, it's O.K. 281 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:38,401 You O.K.? 282 00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:39,912 She just... She just gets fussy... 283 00:16:39,946 --> 00:16:40,935 ...in the evenings. 284 00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:41,948 Oh, no... 285 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,918 "No... No... " 286 00:16:47,387 --> 00:16:50,015 No? You're not sure? 287 00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:51,217 You're not sure. 288 00:16:51,258 --> 00:16:52,282 That's O.K... 289 00:16:52,326 --> 00:16:53,725 Oh, God. 290 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,057 Don't take it personally. 291 00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,663 Madge? 292 00:16:57,698 --> 00:16:58,995 Yeah? 293 00:17:01,435 --> 00:17:03,835 What is it? What are you doing? 294 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:06,771 Does this seem like something you would want? 295 00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:08,832 A plastic lion? 296 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:11,173 - Yeah. - Yeah! 297 00:17:11,211 --> 00:17:12,940 Good. 298 00:17:12,979 --> 00:17:15,413 Are you gonna... acquire one for me? 299 00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:19,582 I'm going to try. 300 00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:22,689 Whoa, thanks. 301 00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,514 I've never seen one of these things. 302 00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:28,551 We will see if the change from the hats and gloves... 303 00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:31,723 ...is enough to cover the plastic lion. 304 00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:32,561 These are awful. 305 00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:34,191 I'm just gonna start putting money in. 306 00:17:34,234 --> 00:17:35,599 You have awful taste. 307 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:48,481 I think it's just gonna start as soon as I get enough money in there. 308 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,417 Oh, yeah. 309 00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:55,978 Oh, my God. 310 00:17:56,022 --> 00:17:57,819 Here goes. 311 00:18:16,076 --> 00:18:19,568 This is so much machine for a plastic lion. 312 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,646 - Are you ready? - I'm ready. 313 00:18:22,682 --> 00:18:24,172 O.K. 314 00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:29,181 Good, the lion pressure's at 40. 315 00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:38,387 Yes. 316 00:18:38,432 --> 00:18:39,694 Go get it. 317 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,227 Is it O.K. to get it? 318 00:18:42,269 --> 00:18:44,533 Yeah, it's O.K. to get it. 319 00:18:52,846 --> 00:18:54,279 Ta-da! 320 00:18:54,314 --> 00:18:56,680 And that's how babies are made. 321 00:18:58,218 --> 00:19:00,448 Whoa... This is awesome. 322 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,258 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 323 00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,661 Have you named him yet? 324 00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:10,890 Um... This lion? 325 00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:11,590 Yeah. 326 00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:13,428 No, what should I name him? 327 00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,059 I don't know. 328 00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:15,658 This lion. 329 00:19:15,702 --> 00:19:16,430 Thank you. 330 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,494 Let's begin. 331 00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:19,698 Your session is timed, but don't worry- 332 00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:22,902 ...you'/ have p/enty of time to get your picture just right. 333 00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:24,205 There are severa/ categories... 334 00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:26,735 ...of exciting backgrounds to choose from. 335 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:27,747 Oh, my God, there's... 336 00:19:27,781 --> 00:19:28,713 Use the se/ect button... 337 00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:30,113 ...to view the background choices. 338 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,084 O.K., choice one: color or black and white? 339 00:19:32,118 --> 00:19:33,346 - Um, color. - Color, yeah. 340 00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:35,786 Because we want to see that the lion is yellow. 341 00:19:35,822 --> 00:19:36,948 O.K. 342 00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:38,582 We should do "naughty but nice. " 343 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,354 O.K. Press "O.K." 344 00:19:41,561 --> 00:19:44,428 Now you are ready to pose for four sittings. 345 00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:47,922 Sit back and position yourse/f in the picture... 346 00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:49,959 ...by pressing the up and down buttons. 347 00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,972 Look between the ye/ow arrows beneath the screen. 348 00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:54,974 Ho/d sti/ and smi/e. 349 00:19:55,742 --> 00:19:57,300 This is so loud. 350 00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:59,835 You got to get him up in the circle. 351 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,074 Oh, it's not gonna show- 352 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:03,082 Place your face in the oval. 353 00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:09,611 5-4-3-2-1... 354 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,087 O.K, three more settings. 355 00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:17,096 You can now pose for your next sitting. 356 00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:20,330 O.K., so, but... 357 00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:21,857 Oh, God, it's going. 358 00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:23,426 It's happening. 359 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:24,960 Make an excited face. 360 00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:31,306 I was in high school before I had ever had a girlfriend... 361 00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:34,745 ...and when everybody else was... 362 00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:39,844 ...having relationships and dating people and I had... 363 00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:42,286 ...these impossibly high standards. 364 00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:46,088 I never was in any relationships and I never... 365 00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:48,356 For girls, you had impossibly high standards? 366 00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:52,024 Well, I think for all people, but especially for girls. 367 00:20:52,766 --> 00:21:01,003 And... I had all this, like, these lists of things that... 368 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:07,105 ...were important to me that a girl would have to meet, you know? 369 00:21:07,147 --> 00:21:08,842 What was the list? 370 00:21:08,882 --> 00:21:10,679 Well, I... 371 00:21:12,319 --> 00:21:13,343 I don't know. 372 00:21:13,386 --> 00:21:15,616 I don't remember all of it, but one, certainly... 373 00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:16,883 Can you give key examples? 374 00:21:16,923 --> 00:21:19,391 Yeah, that's what I was gonna tell you... 375 00:21:19,426 --> 00:21:23,055 ...is that one of the things on the list was that she would... 376 00:21:23,096 --> 00:21:26,361 ...have to be somebody who I could... 377 00:21:26,399 --> 00:21:28,526 ...leave in a room full of my friends and... 378 00:21:28,568 --> 00:21:30,399 ...like, go off somewhere and not be afraid... 379 00:21:30,437 --> 00:21:33,600 ...that she couldn't handle herself. 380 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,040 And I really like that about you... 381 00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:37,805 ...that I never worry... 382 00:21:37,844 --> 00:21:42,042 ...that I can always trust that when I go anywhere... 383 00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:43,549 ...no matter who's around... 384 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,949 ...you're gonna be cool and everybody's gonna like you... 385 00:21:45,986 --> 00:21:48,386 ...and you're gonna impress everybody. 386 00:21:48,421 --> 00:21:50,389 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 387 00:21:57,897 --> 00:22:00,388 Good night, baby. 388 00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,060 Good night. 389 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,210 I don't want to go tomorrow. 390 00:22:16,249 --> 00:22:18,046 I don't want you to go. 391 00:22:20,153 --> 00:22:24,146 This situation is... 392 00:22:24,190 --> 00:22:26,784 ...not sustainable. 393 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:39,160 We gotta figure out what we're gonna do... 394 00:22:39,205 --> 00:22:42,174 'cause I don't want to be in a different city. 395 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,375 Yeah. 396 00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:59,258 That's no plan, though. 397 00:23:02,862 --> 00:23:05,330 We'll make a plan. 398 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:08,258 You promise? 399 00:23:08,301 --> 00:23:09,893 Yeah. 400 00:23:09,936 --> 00:23:11,631 O.K. 401 00:24:13,933 --> 00:24:15,901 - Yeah. - O.K. 402 00:24:17,504 --> 00:24:20,769 I feel like I'm walking into something. 403 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,866 Step over. 404 00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:24,433 You got all kinds of wires. 405 00:24:24,477 --> 00:24:26,468 We just moved in. 406 00:24:26,513 --> 00:24:28,344 Come on, this way. 407 00:24:28,381 --> 00:24:29,541 O.K. 408 00:24:29,582 --> 00:24:31,379 And stay put for one second... 409 00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:34,875 ...and I'm gonna go close the door so nobody gets in. 410 00:24:36,689 --> 00:24:37,747 You O.K.? 411 00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:39,418 Yeah. 412 00:24:41,494 --> 00:24:42,358 All right. 413 00:24:42,395 --> 00:24:43,384 Turn to your right... 414 00:24:43,429 --> 00:24:44,259 O.K. 415 00:24:44,297 --> 00:24:45,355 And keep walking, oh... 416 00:24:45,398 --> 00:24:46,194 Keep walking. 417 00:24:46,232 --> 00:24:47,164 O.K., thanks. 418 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,997 And... 419 00:24:52,438 --> 00:24:54,770 God, um, put down the suitcase. 420 00:24:54,808 --> 00:24:55,399 O.K. 421 00:24:55,441 --> 00:24:57,534 And... open your eyes. 422 00:24:59,679 --> 00:25:03,615 So I'm usually right there when I'm talking to you. 423 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:05,277 Yeah. 424 00:25:07,687 --> 00:25:10,713 So my sister and I were gonna have dinner tonight. 425 00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:12,247 Uh-huh. 426 00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:13,259 You wanna come? 427 00:25:13,293 --> 00:25:13,987 Yeah. 428 00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:15,051 Really? 429 00:25:15,094 --> 00:25:16,391 - Yeah. - Sweet. 430 00:25:16,429 --> 00:25:16,895 Of course. 431 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:18,261 She does know... stuff. 432 00:25:18,298 --> 00:25:20,027 - You told her? - Yeah. 433 00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,260 So... after we talked. 434 00:25:21,301 --> 00:25:23,030 Yeah. 435 00:25:23,069 --> 00:25:24,696 Whatever. 436 00:25:26,606 --> 00:25:27,971 I got you a Christmas present. 437 00:25:28,007 --> 00:25:29,599 You got me a Christmas present? 438 00:25:29,642 --> 00:25:30,768 - Yeah. - What'd you get me? 439 00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:32,675 I'm gonna make you guess. 440 00:25:34,047 --> 00:25:35,571 I already have a tree. 441 00:25:35,615 --> 00:25:36,843 You want clues? 442 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:37,542 Um... 443 00:25:37,584 --> 00:25:38,915 O.K., clue number one... 444 00:25:38,952 --> 00:25:39,816 O.K. 445 00:25:39,853 --> 00:25:42,617 It is something... 446 00:25:42,655 --> 00:25:44,486 ...that you can use. 447 00:25:44,524 --> 00:25:45,752 It's functional. 448 00:25:45,792 --> 00:25:46,281 Um, and... 449 00:25:46,326 --> 00:25:48,351 Wait, should you ask questions and I say yes or no... 450 00:25:48,394 --> 00:25:49,258 ...or should I- 451 00:25:49,295 --> 00:25:51,456 - Yeah, I'll ask questions. - O.K. 452 00:25:51,497 --> 00:25:55,194 Um, is it... 453 00:25:55,235 --> 00:25:59,103 Is it... Is it biodegradable? 454 00:25:59,138 --> 00:26:00,127 Yes. 455 00:26:00,173 --> 00:26:00,867 It is? 456 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,306 I'm pretty sure. 457 00:26:02,342 --> 00:26:03,809 My answer is "eventually. " 458 00:26:03,843 --> 00:26:05,902 But isn't everything? 459 00:26:05,945 --> 00:26:08,379 Are there some things that are eventually not? 460 00:26:08,414 --> 00:26:14,046 It's half quickly biodegradable, half I-have-no-idea biodegradable. 461 00:26:14,087 --> 00:26:16,715 O.K., um, is it... 462 00:26:18,491 --> 00:26:20,391 Is it romantic? 463 00:26:20,426 --> 00:26:21,893 No. 464 00:26:25,031 --> 00:26:26,658 Is it... 465 00:26:27,533 --> 00:26:29,330 Don't look over here. 466 00:26:29,369 --> 00:26:30,734 O.K. 467 00:26:31,104 --> 00:26:34,904 I'm buying it because I love you and because I know that you need it... 468 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:39,503 ...and because it's something that you're doing... 469 00:26:39,545 --> 00:26:43,174 ...and it's two of it and it's... 470 00:26:46,386 --> 00:26:47,785 New running shoes! 471 00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:49,117 You got me running shoes! 472 00:26:49,155 --> 00:26:51,123 Oh, my God, that's awesome! 473 00:26:51,157 --> 00:26:53,591 Oh, thank you so much! 474 00:26:53,626 --> 00:26:55,184 You're welcome. Do you like 'em? 475 00:26:55,228 --> 00:26:56,991 Yeah, I love 'em. 476 00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:57,621 Really? 477 00:26:57,664 --> 00:27:00,132 Oh, these are perfect. Yeah, I love these colors too. 478 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:02,191 When you were in Chicago, I checked your shoe size. 479 00:27:02,235 --> 00:27:03,634 Ah, this is perfect. 480 00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:05,661 Yeah, this guy is not gonna last. 481 00:27:05,705 --> 00:27:07,104 I know. They're busted. 482 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:08,107 This is awesome. 483 00:27:08,141 --> 00:27:10,336 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 484 00:27:10,376 --> 00:27:11,741 This is so great. 485 00:27:11,778 --> 00:27:13,473 Where's the other one? 486 00:27:13,513 --> 00:27:14,241 Right here. 487 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,111 Sorry that they're not wrapped. 488 00:27:16,149 --> 00:27:18,379 They're awesome. They look so retro and cool. 489 00:27:18,418 --> 00:27:19,885 Yeah? 490 00:27:19,919 --> 00:27:21,511 - I like it. - Good. 491 00:27:21,554 --> 00:27:23,146 You did good. 492 00:27:23,189 --> 00:27:25,214 You chose well for a guy. 493 00:27:25,258 --> 00:27:25,815 Oh, good. 494 00:27:25,858 --> 00:27:28,122 I mean, for anybody, but especially for a guy. 495 00:27:28,161 --> 00:27:29,253 Yeah. 496 00:27:29,295 --> 00:27:30,557 I like them a lot. 497 00:27:30,596 --> 00:27:32,188 I couldn't sleep last night... 498 00:27:32,231 --> 00:27:34,597 ...so I went shoe shopping. 499 00:27:35,301 --> 00:27:37,428 That's something to do. 500 00:27:38,604 --> 00:27:40,367 I love 'em. 501 00:27:40,406 --> 00:27:42,465 Merry Christmas. 502 00:27:42,508 --> 00:27:44,100 Merry early Christmas. 503 00:27:44,143 --> 00:27:46,111 Sorry I couldn't wait till christmas. 504 00:28:04,130 --> 00:28:05,825 How are you? 505 00:28:09,435 --> 00:28:12,461 Um... I'm a little... 506 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:18,169 I'm a little nervous right now. 507 00:28:19,212 --> 00:28:22,238 What about you? Yeah? 508 00:28:22,281 --> 00:28:24,408 - Yeah. - Yeah. 509 00:29:18,438 --> 00:29:21,407 Did you see my Lapis Lazuli bracelet? 510 00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,172 It's for honesty. 511 00:29:25,778 --> 00:29:26,745 Really? 512 00:29:26,779 --> 00:29:30,738 Yep... Personal honesty with myself. 513 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,496 - You know what? - What? 514 00:29:49,102 --> 00:29:51,127 It's gonna be good. 515 00:29:51,170 --> 00:29:52,831 Like, whatever happens, it's gonna be good. 516 00:29:52,872 --> 00:29:56,273 Yeah, 'cause I know I'm gonna look like you in 10 years. 517 00:29:57,376 --> 00:29:59,139 Hell, yeah! 518 00:30:01,881 --> 00:30:03,644 Right? 519 00:30:03,683 --> 00:30:05,583 Oh... 520 00:30:05,618 --> 00:30:07,176 You're a babe. 521 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:09,484 I feel like... you got legs for days. 522 00:30:11,257 --> 00:30:12,656 Shut up. 523 00:30:12,692 --> 00:30:14,956 I still wanna get my hair re-dyed. 524 00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:16,985 You do? Oh, no, not yet. 525 00:30:17,029 --> 00:30:18,553 Little longer, a little longer. 526 00:30:18,598 --> 00:30:19,724 I really like it. 527 00:30:19,765 --> 00:30:21,995 I wanna go to your place and go to your woman. 528 00:30:22,034 --> 00:30:24,161 Yeah, Kelly. She's awesome... 529 00:30:24,203 --> 00:30:25,568 Shit, here they come. 530 00:30:25,605 --> 00:30:27,038 Here they come. 531 00:30:27,073 --> 00:30:29,041 Gotta put the hat back on. 532 00:30:29,542 --> 00:30:30,566 Thank God. 533 00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:32,237 You guys ready to go? 534 00:30:32,278 --> 00:30:34,109 Yeah, but first you have to get us warm. 535 00:30:34,147 --> 00:30:36,115 You ladies have boyfriends? 536 00:30:36,149 --> 00:30:37,776 We can't move. 537 00:30:37,817 --> 00:30:39,341 I know. 538 00:30:39,385 --> 00:30:40,477 You stiff? 539 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,748 Yeah, in the butt. 540 00:30:41,787 --> 00:30:43,482 - In the butt? - In the butt. 541 00:30:43,523 --> 00:30:45,991 There were times when I did feel pretty and I knew... 542 00:30:46,025 --> 00:30:52,157 ...but, like... I derived this weird thing- 543 00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:54,428 I don't know if I felt it most in college... 544 00:30:54,467 --> 00:30:59,564 I think I felt it most in college, but, like, um... 545 00:30:59,605 --> 00:31:02,403 ...that feeling of, like, I'm pretty and maybe that will... 546 00:31:02,441 --> 00:31:03,772 ...make people talk to me... 547 00:31:03,809 --> 00:31:04,537 Mm-hmm. 548 00:31:04,577 --> 00:31:06,841 But I was, I always had this feeling of, like... 549 00:31:06,879 --> 00:31:11,179 "you have no fucking idea, like... 550 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:14,277 ...that I'm what you got coming," 551 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,787 ...which sounds really... 552 00:31:15,821 --> 00:31:18,881 ...which was really arrogant... 553 00:31:18,925 --> 00:31:20,017 ...but I was like- 554 00:31:20,059 --> 00:31:20,991 I don't know- 555 00:31:21,027 --> 00:31:24,019 Like, you may talk to me because I'm pretty... 556 00:31:24,063 --> 00:31:25,724 ...but when you start talking to me... 557 00:31:25,765 --> 00:31:27,630 ...you're gonna get... 558 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:30,101 I'm gonna be one of the smartest... 559 00:31:30,136 --> 00:31:32,604 ...coolest people you've ever met. 560 00:31:34,607 --> 00:31:36,336 I don't know... 561 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:42,678 That sounds really arrogant, but, um, I don't know. 562 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:52,184 I think that I've always had a mental image of myself... 563 00:31:52,225 --> 00:31:55,991 ...that's not necessarily associated with the way I actually look. 564 00:31:56,028 --> 00:31:58,553 I know what you mean. 565 00:32:00,633 --> 00:32:03,329 Like I forget myself. 566 00:32:03,369 --> 00:32:03,960 Right. 567 00:32:04,003 --> 00:32:05,664 I forget my actual face... 568 00:32:05,705 --> 00:32:09,436 ...and I think in my head I project some kind of confident... 569 00:32:09,475 --> 00:32:13,605 ...handsome face, and then occasionally I'll see myself and go... 570 00:32:13,646 --> 00:32:16,410 "Oh, my God. This is what you look like? 571 00:32:16,449 --> 00:32:17,609 That's pathetic. " 572 00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:21,245 But then I don't need to worry about it because I have a mental... 573 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:25,155 ...handsome projection that gives me confidence in the world. 574 00:32:25,191 --> 00:32:26,488 You know? 575 00:32:26,525 --> 00:32:27,389 Yeah. 576 00:32:27,426 --> 00:32:29,826 And it allows me to forget. 577 00:32:29,862 --> 00:32:33,059 I realized once that my mom and I make... the same face... 578 00:32:33,099 --> 00:32:35,260 ...when we're disgusted by something. 579 00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:36,962 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 580 00:32:37,003 --> 00:32:40,495 That's funny 'cause one time I realized that I make the same face... 581 00:32:40,539 --> 00:32:43,838 ...as my dad when I'm driving and I'm, like... 582 00:32:43,876 --> 00:32:45,741 ...concentrating or looking at something. 583 00:32:45,778 --> 00:32:47,109 What's the face? 584 00:32:47,146 --> 00:32:51,105 I... I'm trying to remember what the face is. 585 00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:53,448 It's like... I don't know, I don't know. 586 00:32:53,486 --> 00:32:56,546 I just felt myself do it one time. 587 00:32:56,589 --> 00:32:58,580 And I could just feel that it was my dad's face. 588 00:32:58,624 --> 00:33:00,216 I didn't have to look at it. 589 00:33:00,259 --> 00:33:04,218 Or it was my impression of my dad's face. 590 00:33:09,769 --> 00:33:12,363 Do you know that you make the same face as your mom? 591 00:33:12,405 --> 00:33:13,895 Or do you just feel- 592 00:33:13,939 --> 00:33:15,531 I just feel like it's the same face. 593 00:33:15,574 --> 00:33:17,735 You feel like you're using the same muscles and- 594 00:33:17,777 --> 00:33:21,679 I know we do similar things when we put on makeup too. 595 00:33:21,714 --> 00:33:23,204 What things? 596 00:33:23,249 --> 00:33:25,217 Like similar faces. 597 00:33:26,819 --> 00:33:29,117 If you turned out like your dad, would you be happy? 598 00:33:29,155 --> 00:33:30,622 Yes. 599 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:36,417 I hope all the time that I'm turning out like my dad. 600 00:33:40,733 --> 00:33:42,826 I think he's a great man. 601 00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:48,765 That's really nice. 602 00:33:55,081 --> 00:33:57,515 I have a totally unrelated question. 603 00:33:57,550 --> 00:33:59,882 Did you say that you loved me because you thought that... 604 00:33:59,919 --> 00:34:02,717 ...that's what I wanted to hear at the time, or it was exciting? 605 00:34:02,755 --> 00:34:04,279 Or did you feel it? 606 00:34:04,323 --> 00:34:07,019 The first time that I said "I love you" to you? 607 00:34:07,059 --> 00:34:08,686 No, I felt it. 608 00:34:09,562 --> 00:34:10,722 I waited to say it. 609 00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:12,196 I didn't do this with you... 610 00:34:12,231 --> 00:34:14,199 ...but I have said it because I've been excited. 611 00:34:18,537 --> 00:34:22,303 I would rather alienate somebody than say... 612 00:34:22,341 --> 00:34:25,071 "I love you" and not mean it. 613 00:34:25,111 --> 00:34:30,413 'Cause I think you gotta be kind of precious with things like that. 614 00:34:30,449 --> 00:34:33,907 I, unfortunately, have not been as precious as I should be. 615 00:34:42,728 --> 00:34:45,891 I'm probably guilty of being overly precious. 616 00:35:16,295 --> 00:35:19,924 Here, I'm gonna fall and give you my weight. 617 00:35:19,965 --> 00:35:21,933 Wait, no, no, no. You gotta get ready. 618 00:35:21,967 --> 00:35:24,026 I'm really gonna go dead on you. 619 00:35:24,069 --> 00:35:26,299 Like... 620 00:35:29,575 --> 00:35:32,009 No, I want you to, like, lift me up. 621 00:35:32,044 --> 00:35:32,806 Hold you up? 622 00:35:32,845 --> 00:35:34,540 Yeah, like, I'm gonna go dead on you... 623 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:36,571 ...and I want you to be able to hold me. 624 00:35:36,615 --> 00:35:38,242 O.K. 625 00:35:43,289 --> 00:35:46,087 A very small person can lift up a very heavy person... 626 00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:48,320 ...because they balance them correctly... 627 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:53,093 And you kind of use that theory with your own body... 628 00:35:53,132 --> 00:35:55,430 ...and then you apply it to your partner. 629 00:35:55,468 --> 00:35:57,333 It's really... You know... 630 00:35:57,369 --> 00:36:00,133 I just thought that, like... 631 00:36:00,172 --> 00:36:05,576 ...if I don't end up being pregnant and we don't get together... 632 00:36:05,611 --> 00:36:08,739 ...like, you could just be... 633 00:36:12,284 --> 00:36:16,243 I could just be... in your life, like... 634 00:36:18,123 --> 00:36:22,150 This story of this girl that you maybe once... 635 00:36:22,194 --> 00:36:24,219 ...were gonna have a baby with. 636 00:36:29,802 --> 00:36:31,861 Maybe you wouldn't even mention that. 637 00:36:46,785 --> 00:36:49,879 Do you ever wonder how, like... 638 00:36:49,922 --> 00:36:53,380 ...like, what story you're gonna be in somebody else's life? 639 00:36:58,330 --> 00:36:59,661 You ever think about that? 640 00:36:59,698 --> 00:37:00,756 You know what I mean? 641 00:37:00,799 --> 00:37:04,291 Like, what's gonna be your soundbite for the next person? 642 00:38:35,427 --> 00:38:37,520 Hey, baby, it's me. 643 00:38:37,563 --> 00:38:41,124 Um, I'm in Manhattan now, so I was just calling to let you know... 644 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:43,464 ...that I got here safely and that... 645 00:38:43,502 --> 00:38:47,768 ...um, you should call me back now. 646 00:38:47,806 --> 00:38:51,242 Um, call me back within the next hour if you get this. 647 00:38:51,276 --> 00:38:54,211 Otherwise I'll probably be doing my interview... 648 00:38:54,246 --> 00:38:57,147 ...and if that's the case, I will just call you back... 649 00:38:57,182 --> 00:38:59,707 ...as soon as I'm done with that. 650 00:38:59,752 --> 00:39:01,310 O.K., um, I love you. 651 00:39:01,353 --> 00:39:04,117 I hope you're doing good and I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 652 00:39:50,502 --> 00:39:51,969 Hello? 653 00:39:54,006 --> 00:39:56,304 Uh... hi. 654 00:40:00,279 --> 00:40:01,746 James? 655 00:40:03,115 --> 00:40:04,275 I was wondering if, um... 656 00:40:04,316 --> 00:40:07,877 ...part of the appeal of these games is that, sort of... 657 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,253 ...modern life as we know it is so... 658 00:40:11,290 --> 00:40:14,157 ...sort of, mundane and dry... 659 00:40:14,193 --> 00:40:15,820 ...and we never really find ourselves... 660 00:40:15,861 --> 00:40:18,261 ...in any life-or-death situations, really. 661 00:40:18,297 --> 00:40:19,662 We tend to be driving cars... 662 00:40:19,698 --> 00:40:22,223 ...or shopping in malls or sitting at desks... 663 00:40:22,267 --> 00:40:24,997 ...with computers and... 664 00:40:25,037 --> 00:40:27,301 And so that maybe these games, you know... 665 00:40:27,339 --> 00:40:28,567 ...fulfill some kind of... 666 00:40:28,607 --> 00:40:34,170 ...intense excitement or somehow make us feel alive... 667 00:40:34,213 --> 00:40:36,545 ...whereas in our day-to-day existence we never... 668 00:40:36,582 --> 00:40:39,915 Don't really have those sensations of intensity and... 669 00:40:39,952 --> 00:40:41,715 ...life or death. 670 00:40:41,754 --> 00:40:44,416 I don't know if you experience it in the same way, though. 671 00:40:44,456 --> 00:40:46,014 Like, you know, um... 672 00:40:46,058 --> 00:40:49,221 The intensity of shooting someone in the game is not... 673 00:40:49,261 --> 00:40:52,788 I mean, you know, I wouldn't even think that it comes close... 674 00:40:52,831 --> 00:40:55,527 ...to what it must be like to actually shoot a gun. 675 00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:57,933 Like, I've never shot a real gun in my life, you know? 676 00:40:57,970 --> 00:40:59,767 I've only shot a video game gun. 677 00:41:01,373 --> 00:41:04,467 I'm sorry... I can get that later. 678 00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:07,673 Um... So... 679 00:41:07,713 --> 00:41:10,773 Yeah, I don't know. I think that that's part of it... 680 00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:16,379 ...but I think that it's... there's something... more. 681 00:41:16,421 --> 00:41:19,584 What were you writing? I noticed you were taking notes. 682 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,718 Oh, um, I was- 683 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,252 Are you publishing a secret interview for some other publication? 684 00:41:25,297 --> 00:41:26,389 No, no, no. 685 00:41:26,431 --> 00:41:28,797 I'm not. I was just sort of... 686 00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:32,668 ...writing little notes about what you said or... 687 00:41:32,704 --> 00:41:34,831 It's sort of embarrassing. 688 00:41:35,808 --> 00:41:37,105 ...it was mostly just, like, me saying... 689 00:41:37,142 --> 00:41:39,804 "Oh, I didn't know all this stuff. I didn't... " 690 00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:42,313 And it seemed like, all right... 691 00:41:42,347 --> 00:41:43,439 You were writing that down? 692 00:41:43,482 --> 00:41:47,009 Well, I was, like, I'm finding out things or whatever, but... 693 00:41:47,052 --> 00:41:49,350 Um, do you want to... You want to go somewhere? 694 00:41:49,388 --> 00:41:50,616 I'm sorry I invited you over... 695 00:41:50,656 --> 00:41:52,886 ...and then you just had to sit in a hotel room. 696 00:41:52,925 --> 00:41:54,256 Oh, no, don't even worry about it... 697 00:41:54,293 --> 00:41:56,818 Let's go... Let's go somewhere. 698 00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:58,853 It's probably, like, not best to just hang out here. 699 00:41:58,897 --> 00:42:00,865 I know it's, um... 700 00:42:01,633 --> 00:42:03,863 It feels like... 701 00:42:03,902 --> 00:42:06,234 - Like a hotel room. - Like a hotel room. 702 00:42:06,271 --> 00:42:08,068 - Yeah. - I agree. 703 00:42:08,106 --> 00:42:09,198 All right, um... 704 00:42:09,241 --> 00:42:11,232 ...there's a place around here... 705 00:42:11,276 --> 00:42:12,834 Do you want food or coffee or?... 706 00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:13,936 - That's fine. - Yeah? 707 00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:16,504 I just want to talk and say hey and talk to you... 708 00:42:16,548 --> 00:42:18,175 ...so wherever's good for that. 709 00:42:18,217 --> 00:42:20,014 O.K., sounds good. 710 00:45:21,233 --> 00:45:23,326 Hey, Mattie. It's James. 711 00:45:23,368 --> 00:45:26,769 Um, hey... I'm almost finished with what I need to do here... 712 00:45:26,805 --> 00:45:28,739 ...so, um, I was calling to... 713 00:45:28,774 --> 00:45:30,332 'cause you said that maybe... 714 00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:34,402 ...you would have some time tonight to hang out or something. 715 00:45:34,446 --> 00:45:38,212 So what I have to do is go to that photo shoot later... 716 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:41,344 ...and I don't know what your plan is... 717 00:45:41,386 --> 00:45:44,321 ...but it's sort of over in your neighborhood, so I was thinking... 718 00:45:44,356 --> 00:45:48,816 ...that maybe I could come over to your place first... 719 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:50,327 ...and we can hang out a little bit. 720 00:45:50,362 --> 00:45:52,762 And then also I was gonna say you're welcome to come... 721 00:45:52,798 --> 00:45:55,323 ...to the photo shoot with me because I was thinking that might be... 722 00:45:55,367 --> 00:45:59,098 ...something that would be fun or funny or something to do. 723 00:45:59,137 --> 00:46:00,798 So anyway, call me back. 724 00:46:00,839 --> 00:46:02,500 I'm about to go back in... 725 00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:05,510 I have one more thing that I have to do here... 726 00:46:05,544 --> 00:46:08,308 ...so if I don't pick up, I'll just call back. 727 00:46:08,346 --> 00:46:09,745 But leave a message and let me know... 728 00:46:09,781 --> 00:46:12,875 ...what you think so I can, um, plan that out a little bit. 729 00:46:12,918 --> 00:46:15,944 O.K., I hope you're doing good and I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 730 00:50:55,834 --> 00:50:57,461 Yeah, um... 731 00:50:58,903 --> 00:51:02,430 So nobody's home and... 732 00:51:02,474 --> 00:51:04,271 What are you trying to say? 733 00:51:04,309 --> 00:51:06,800 Nothing, I'm just sort of analyzing the space... 734 00:51:06,845 --> 00:51:10,110 ...to see if there's anything embarrassing, right off the bat. 735 00:51:10,148 --> 00:51:12,639 You had all day to figure that out. 736 00:51:12,684 --> 00:51:15,585 I know, but I just... It's pressure now. 737 00:51:16,654 --> 00:51:17,916 Do you want me to lock this? 738 00:51:17,956 --> 00:51:19,787 No. That's good. I think we're good. 739 00:51:19,824 --> 00:51:21,485 O.K. I don't see any- 740 00:51:21,526 --> 00:51:23,585 This room looks different to me. 741 00:51:23,628 --> 00:51:25,255 Have you lost roommates? 742 00:51:25,296 --> 00:51:27,264 No, no, she's still there. 743 00:51:27,298 --> 00:51:28,993 I just... 744 00:51:36,608 --> 00:51:38,166 Oh, don't close the computer. 745 00:51:38,209 --> 00:51:39,107 No, it's O.K. 746 00:51:39,144 --> 00:51:40,577 I want to read something. 747 00:51:40,612 --> 00:51:41,704 No, there's nothing- 748 00:51:41,746 --> 00:51:42,644 Have you been working all day? 749 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,307 Yes, I have, but there's nothing- 750 00:51:44,349 --> 00:51:45,407 Come on. 751 00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,680 No, uh... Please, please don't. 752 00:51:50,622 --> 00:51:52,055 - Really? - Yeah. 753 00:51:52,090 --> 00:51:52,988 Why? 754 00:51:53,024 --> 00:51:56,152 Uh, I don't like people to read stuff. 755 00:51:56,194 --> 00:51:57,821 I don't... 756 00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:04,324 Sorry, I'm, like, kind of out of it. 757 00:52:04,369 --> 00:52:09,830 I've been alone, writing, so... 758 00:52:13,645 --> 00:52:15,510 You want to come with me to this photo shoot? 759 00:52:15,547 --> 00:52:16,844 Yeah, totally. 760 00:52:17,515 --> 00:52:20,780 I look kind of like a... 761 00:52:20,819 --> 00:52:24,516 ...member of a... '80s band. 762 00:52:24,556 --> 00:52:27,684 I want to do it like rockabilly or something. 763 00:52:27,725 --> 00:52:29,352 O.K. 764 00:52:30,762 --> 00:52:33,890 Hold on. All the electricity might blow. 765 00:52:36,167 --> 00:52:38,135 Let me see. 766 00:53:12,203 --> 00:53:14,671 Well, this is the shirt. 767 00:53:21,012 --> 00:53:23,003 That's... 768 00:53:23,047 --> 00:53:25,174 All right, we're getting there. 769 00:53:25,216 --> 00:53:26,444 I have jeans. 770 00:53:26,484 --> 00:53:28,247 Do you have dark jeans like this? 771 00:53:28,286 --> 00:53:29,378 Awesome. 772 00:53:30,121 --> 00:53:33,090 I'm sorry. I really wish I could show it to you... 773 00:53:33,124 --> 00:53:34,716 ...but I just can't... 774 00:53:34,759 --> 00:53:37,887 'cause then I'd never be able to see you the rest of the weekend. 775 00:53:42,667 --> 00:53:44,430 You couldn't make eye contact with me... 776 00:53:44,469 --> 00:53:46,403 ...if you knew that I had read that stuff? 777 00:53:46,437 --> 00:53:48,029 It's hard enough as it is. 778 00:53:48,072 --> 00:53:49,471 What does that mean? 779 00:53:49,507 --> 00:53:52,874 - Nothing. - Why'd you say that then? 780 00:53:52,911 --> 00:53:55,141 Well... 781 00:53:55,847 --> 00:53:59,613 Anyway, um, actually, uh... 782 00:53:59,651 --> 00:54:02,643 Do you want to think about getting out of here soon? 783 00:54:02,687 --> 00:54:03,551 Yeah. 784 00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:10,357 No, um, I actually was hoping that, um... 785 00:54:10,395 --> 00:54:13,592 I don't know if this is, like, weird, and I... 786 00:54:13,631 --> 00:54:15,826 On the subject of writing and like, you know... 787 00:54:15,867 --> 00:54:17,994 ...how you've read my reviews and all that? 788 00:54:18,036 --> 00:54:20,402 And that's fine, I'm fine with you reading that. 789 00:54:20,438 --> 00:54:22,872 But, like, the poetry, the short stories... 790 00:54:22,907 --> 00:54:25,375 Anyway, um... This is... 791 00:54:25,410 --> 00:54:27,878 I don't... 792 00:54:27,912 --> 00:54:29,743 I'm trying to say something... 793 00:54:29,781 --> 00:54:31,248 O.K.? 794 00:54:31,282 --> 00:54:32,442 I'm listening. 795 00:54:32,483 --> 00:54:35,646 O.K., um, so this is, like... 796 00:54:35,687 --> 00:54:37,450 Uh... I... 797 00:54:40,358 --> 00:54:43,987 I don't know what, um, like... 798 00:54:44,028 --> 00:54:47,122 I don't know what my next, um... 799 00:54:47,165 --> 00:54:51,261 ...gig is in that... in the review section... 800 00:54:51,302 --> 00:54:54,897 ...and I was wondering if... 801 00:54:54,939 --> 00:54:56,702 I just thought of it... 802 00:54:56,741 --> 00:54:58,174 'cause, you know, we're gonna go... 803 00:54:58,209 --> 00:54:59,699 ...to the photo shoot for the thing... 804 00:54:59,744 --> 00:55:01,507 ...so I was just, like... 805 00:55:01,546 --> 00:55:04,845 ...thinking that if, if you could... 806 00:55:04,882 --> 00:55:09,285 Uh... If I... If you wouldn't mind if I could have, like, um... 807 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,812 ...like the, the telephone number or, like, e-mail or whatever... 808 00:55:12,857 --> 00:55:17,487 ...um, of that, of that reporter yesterday... 809 00:55:17,528 --> 00:55:19,996 ...because I'm doing that kind of stuff... 810 00:55:20,031 --> 00:55:22,056 ...and that would be really great. 811 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,328 Is that weird? 812 00:55:23,368 --> 00:55:25,928 That's what you just got all worked up about? 813 00:55:34,379 --> 00:55:35,903 You ready to go? 814 00:55:35,947 --> 00:55:37,915 Yeah, totally. 815 00:55:39,350 --> 00:55:41,011 Let's do it. 816 00:55:41,686 --> 00:55:43,153 You look good. You're ready. 817 00:55:43,187 --> 00:55:45,621 Thanks, you look good too. 818 00:55:45,657 --> 00:55:47,852 Thank you, I look just like you. 819 00:55:47,892 --> 00:55:49,553 That's what I mean. 820 00:55:50,228 --> 00:55:52,594 O.K. 821 00:55:58,870 --> 00:56:01,839 Just give me one second... 822 00:56:04,175 --> 00:56:06,200 ...to do this real quick. 823 00:56:08,813 --> 00:56:11,179 If you just go in that other room... 824 00:56:11,215 --> 00:56:12,682 I'll just meet you out there. 825 00:56:12,717 --> 00:56:16,744 Do you mind just closing the door for a second? 826 00:56:16,788 --> 00:56:17,812 I'm just gonna... 827 00:56:17,855 --> 00:56:20,790 I'm just gonna, like, adjust myself, and put on a... 828 00:56:20,825 --> 00:56:24,090 Actually I'm not wearing a bra, but... 829 00:57:02,900 --> 00:57:04,765 Does it matter which one? 830 00:57:04,802 --> 00:57:07,134 No, I have one in the camera now... 831 00:57:07,171 --> 00:57:11,369 ...so just keep that on you in case I run out. 832 00:57:14,412 --> 00:57:15,401 What do I do? 833 00:57:15,446 --> 00:57:17,505 Do I smile or do I be serious? 834 00:57:17,548 --> 00:57:20,176 Right now, you can do whatever the hell you want... 835 00:57:20,218 --> 00:57:21,913 ...and then when I've got the lighting right... 836 00:57:21,953 --> 00:57:23,921 ...then I'll direct you. 837 00:57:31,062 --> 00:57:34,259 Can you slide the chair, like, behind me? 838 00:57:34,298 --> 00:57:36,664 I like the way that you're directing him. 839 00:57:36,701 --> 00:57:38,669 - Really? - And so do it... 840 00:57:39,237 --> 00:57:41,364 God, well... 841 00:57:41,405 --> 00:57:44,374 Career opportunities cropping up all the time. 842 00:57:46,477 --> 00:57:48,672 Not this way. Right here. 843 00:57:48,713 --> 00:57:50,203 O.K., O.K. 844 00:57:50,248 --> 00:57:52,216 Perfect. I like that one. 845 00:57:53,251 --> 00:57:54,946 Ooh, that's good. 846 00:57:55,853 --> 00:57:58,151 Oh, that's nice. I like that. 847 00:58:00,024 --> 00:58:01,685 I think it's very you. 848 00:58:01,726 --> 00:58:02,624 Yeah. 849 00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,560 Try to look like you're... Look at your girlfriend. 850 00:58:04,595 --> 00:58:06,256 - What's that? - Look at your girlfriend. 851 00:58:06,297 --> 00:58:07,924 O.K. 852 00:58:10,134 --> 00:58:13,433 Try not to look so goofy. Bring your chin up a little. 853 00:58:13,471 --> 00:58:15,439 Come on, help me. 854 00:58:17,008 --> 00:58:18,498 Why don't you look like... 855 00:58:18,543 --> 00:58:19,601 Help me look dignified. 856 00:58:19,644 --> 00:58:21,737 Why don't you just look like you just got caught. 857 00:58:22,814 --> 00:58:24,543 Go like this. 858 00:58:24,582 --> 00:58:26,413 Like, try... 859 00:58:26,450 --> 00:58:29,180 No, and then you're scared... 860 00:58:29,220 --> 00:58:31,916 ...like that you're trying not to make an expression. 861 00:58:31,956 --> 00:58:34,254 Bring your face this way. 862 00:58:36,227 --> 00:58:38,252 I feel like they're only gonna write nice things... 863 00:58:38,296 --> 00:58:42,528 ...about you because I feel like that would be really mean to say... 864 00:58:42,567 --> 00:58:47,903 "Oh, we're gonna have... a photo shoot. " 865 00:58:47,939 --> 00:58:49,566 It would be like tricking you. 866 00:58:49,607 --> 00:58:52,371 It would be like, "We just want to take a picture- 867 00:58:52,410 --> 00:58:54,275 So people can see what you look like... 868 00:58:54,312 --> 00:58:57,770 ...when we write bad things about you. " 869 00:58:57,815 --> 00:58:59,976 I don't think they ever do that. 870 00:59:00,017 --> 00:59:01,985 - I don't think they would. - No. 871 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,247 It doesn't mean they'll say good things. 872 00:59:05,289 --> 00:59:08,258 Yeah, I agree. I don't think I'm being tricked. 873 00:59:09,827 --> 00:59:11,089 Are you in on this? 874 00:59:11,128 --> 00:59:14,962 No... All I do is take pictures. 875 00:59:14,999 --> 00:59:17,126 I get hired to show up and take the pictures. 876 00:59:17,835 --> 00:59:19,427 Actually, I would really like to see... 877 00:59:19,470 --> 00:59:21,768 ...pictures of the two of you guys together. 878 00:59:21,806 --> 00:59:23,797 - Really? - I think it would be fun. 879 00:59:23,841 --> 00:59:24,967 This wasn't my idea. 880 00:59:25,009 --> 00:59:26,977 I mean, they couldn't use it for The Times... 881 00:59:27,011 --> 00:59:28,171 Get in here. 882 00:59:28,212 --> 00:59:30,680 - Yeah? - Yeah. 883 00:59:30,715 --> 00:59:33,548 We gotta put these matching outfits to good use. 884 00:59:33,584 --> 00:59:35,552 Oh, that's cute. 885 00:59:39,357 --> 00:59:41,621 I didn't realize you guys were matching. 886 00:59:41,659 --> 00:59:42,353 I feel weird. 887 00:59:42,393 --> 00:59:45,055 I didn't do anything to deserve this. 888 00:59:45,096 --> 00:59:46,723 I didn't make a video game. 889 00:59:46,764 --> 00:59:48,857 But these are just pictures for the two of you guys. 890 00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,162 These are for us. Shut up. 891 00:59:50,201 --> 00:59:52,328 You guys look like a really cute couple. 892 00:59:52,370 --> 00:59:53,928 Yeah, we're a really cute couple. 893 00:59:53,971 --> 00:59:56,132 - Stop ruining it. - Couple of what? 894 00:59:57,575 --> 00:59:59,065 All right. 895 00:59:59,911 --> 01:00:02,345 Oh, that's cute. 896 01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:05,941 Maybe you put your hands also in her back pockets. 897 01:00:05,983 --> 01:00:08,679 In each other's back pockets. 898 01:00:08,719 --> 01:00:09,515 We're just doing... 899 01:00:09,553 --> 01:00:11,885 I look like I'm stealing something from you. 900 01:00:11,923 --> 01:00:14,118 It looks like you're grabbing some booty. 901 01:00:14,158 --> 01:00:16,786 It's cute. 902 01:00:16,827 --> 01:00:18,954 O.K., be serious, both of you. 903 01:00:18,996 --> 01:00:20,691 Perfect. 904 01:00:20,731 --> 01:00:23,359 I might've been too serious. 905 01:00:23,401 --> 01:00:25,369 Can I try one more? 906 01:00:25,403 --> 01:00:27,667 Oh! It looks like you guys are gonna kiss. 907 01:00:27,705 --> 01:00:28,569 You guys should kiss. 908 01:00:28,606 --> 01:00:30,836 I don'wanna, I don'wanna... 909 01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:32,570 We'll do one more serious. 910 01:00:32,610 --> 01:00:34,237 O.K. 911 01:00:35,913 --> 01:00:37,505 You were laughing. 912 01:00:43,888 --> 01:00:46,550 I like that. You're looking up at him adoringly. 913 01:00:46,590 --> 01:00:48,387 You were looking up at me adoringly? 914 01:00:48,426 --> 01:00:50,223 No, she's a liar. 915 01:00:51,095 --> 01:00:53,461 You direct... totally. 916 01:00:53,497 --> 01:00:54,759 Can we go back to, like... 917 01:00:54,799 --> 01:00:56,790 ...the one where I said you guys should be kissing? 918 01:00:56,834 --> 01:00:57,664 It'll be cute. 919 01:00:57,702 --> 01:00:58,964 - O.K. - No? 920 01:00:59,003 --> 01:01:00,402 And what do you mean by that? 921 01:01:00,438 --> 01:01:01,632 Face each other and kiss. 922 01:01:01,672 --> 01:01:03,572 You mean we should be kissing and cute? 923 01:01:03,607 --> 01:01:05,234 All right. 924 01:01:14,051 --> 01:01:15,746 Cute! 925 01:01:15,786 --> 01:01:17,777 You just gotta put your hands somewhere else... 926 01:01:17,822 --> 01:01:20,791 ...like maybe put your hands around his shoulders. 927 01:01:20,825 --> 01:01:21,792 Like this? 928 01:01:21,826 --> 01:01:23,293 Yeah. 929 01:01:26,464 --> 01:01:27,761 Cute. 930 01:01:28,766 --> 01:01:31,530 You guys have swapped a lot more cooties than that, I bet. 931 01:01:34,205 --> 01:01:36,230 - That's a good one. - That's a good one? 932 01:01:36,273 --> 01:01:37,035 Yeah. 933 01:01:37,074 --> 01:01:39,099 Hiding in shame. 934 01:01:44,782 --> 01:01:46,613 - Do it with me. - O.K. 935 01:01:46,650 --> 01:01:48,777 It would be like... Get in the back. 936 01:01:48,819 --> 01:01:50,047 It would be like this. 937 01:01:50,087 --> 01:01:50,644 Uh-huh. 938 01:01:50,688 --> 01:01:52,781 And, like, there'd be a boy in front of me... 939 01:01:52,823 --> 01:01:54,450 ...and then a girl in front of him. 940 01:01:54,492 --> 01:01:57,723 And it would be like, "Let me see you tootsie roll!" 941 01:01:59,096 --> 01:02:01,462 - "To the left, to the left... " - That's so obscene. 942 01:02:01,499 --> 01:02:03,467 And everybody would be doing it, and there would be... 943 01:02:03,501 --> 01:02:05,696 30 kids humping each other. 944 01:02:05,736 --> 01:02:07,465 And it's called a "freak train?" 945 01:02:07,505 --> 01:02:09,166 It's called a freak train. 946 01:02:09,206 --> 01:02:11,299 I can't ever remember doing that. 947 01:02:11,342 --> 01:02:13,810 I was more like slow-dancey... 948 01:02:13,844 --> 01:02:19,544 ...and it was more like arms on waist and then maybe... 949 01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:22,848 Not butt, you know, but, like, maybe move in for, like- 950 01:02:22,887 --> 01:02:24,946 - Yeah. - That kind of thing. 951 01:02:24,989 --> 01:02:27,423 - No, I didn't do that. - No? 952 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:29,426 I did do a freak train once. 953 01:02:32,496 --> 01:02:34,896 I do remember once... 954 01:02:34,932 --> 01:02:39,198 I don't know why we're talking about this, but I do remember once... 955 01:02:39,236 --> 01:02:42,262 I wanted to dance with this guy - 956 01:02:42,306 --> 01:02:44,774 ...this guy, Matteo Shoro. 957 01:02:44,809 --> 01:02:47,209 And it was in... Did I tell you this story? 958 01:02:47,244 --> 01:02:47,972 Mm-mmm. 959 01:02:48,012 --> 01:02:49,673 I can't remember what stories... 960 01:02:49,713 --> 01:02:55,015 Anyway... And we were doing... freak dancing... 961 01:02:55,052 --> 01:03:00,217 ...but just the two of us and he... 962 01:03:00,257 --> 01:03:02,418 We were, like, our rhythms were off. 963 01:03:02,460 --> 01:03:05,224 Like, I was swinging this way and he was swinging the other way... 964 01:03:05,262 --> 01:03:07,230 ...so our knees kept knocking. 965 01:03:07,264 --> 01:03:09,789 It was like, boom, boom, boom. 966 01:03:09,834 --> 01:03:11,461 It was just all wrong. 967 01:03:11,502 --> 01:03:15,962 And then, um... And then... 968 01:03:16,006 --> 01:03:17,974 Uh... 969 01:03:25,983 --> 01:03:27,211 I don't know. 970 01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:29,776 You don't know how that story ends? 971 01:03:29,820 --> 01:03:31,378 No. 972 01:03:32,590 --> 01:03:34,251 I guess the end of that story... 973 01:03:34,291 --> 01:03:36,919 ...is that I still feel embarrassed when I think about it. 974 01:03:38,629 --> 01:03:41,598 We danced a whole song with the rhythm off. 975 01:03:44,168 --> 01:03:46,295 Anyway, um... 976 01:03:47,872 --> 01:03:50,841 I should go wash my face or something. 977 01:03:53,644 --> 01:03:57,444 My eyes were closed and all I felt was, like, like, hair. 978 01:03:57,481 --> 01:03:58,914 Sensation on your forehead. 979 01:03:58,949 --> 01:04:00,974 And I was, like, it's a monkey. 980 01:04:01,018 --> 01:04:03,145 It's attacking. 981 01:04:07,858 --> 01:04:09,382 What's that move? 982 01:04:09,426 --> 01:04:11,894 - What are you doing? - Guess who I am? 983 01:04:11,929 --> 01:04:15,524 You're a tree kangaroo... Sleeping. 984 01:04:15,566 --> 01:04:18,034 A baby one. 985 01:04:18,669 --> 01:04:20,466 I know. They're so cute. 986 01:04:20,504 --> 01:04:22,972 - Good night. - Good night. 987 01:04:25,543 --> 01:04:28,171 Um... I should... 988 01:04:31,415 --> 01:04:33,542 Um... 989 01:04:33,584 --> 01:04:34,812 I'm gonna go- 990 01:04:34,852 --> 01:04:35,784 Wash your face? 991 01:04:35,819 --> 01:04:38,344 Wash my face. And, um... 992 01:04:38,389 --> 01:04:39,754 Yeah. 993 01:05:15,059 --> 01:05:19,325 What are you doing? What are you doing? 994 01:05:19,363 --> 01:05:21,331 What? 995 01:06:09,413 --> 01:06:10,437 Hey. 996 01:06:12,383 --> 01:06:15,375 Oh, God, I thought... 997 01:06:15,419 --> 01:06:18,911 I thought this would be really funny if I wore this robe... 998 01:06:18,956 --> 01:06:21,584 ...and it's not funny and, uh, it's not funny. 999 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:25,356 I just thought, wow, it's so weird hotels have robes and... 1000 01:06:25,396 --> 01:06:26,226 Do, do-do... 1001 01:06:26,263 --> 01:06:28,288 Where are you going? 1002 01:06:28,332 --> 01:06:29,924 I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna change. 1003 01:06:29,967 --> 01:06:31,434 Wait, no, no, no. Come here, come here. 1004 01:06:31,468 --> 01:06:33,436 - No, no, I'm wearing a robe. - Hey, come here. 1005 01:06:35,139 --> 01:06:37,107 Still wearing a weird robe. 1006 01:06:39,543 --> 01:06:41,568 What is going on? 1007 01:06:41,612 --> 01:06:45,445 Put your hand in your pocket. 1008 01:06:45,482 --> 01:06:47,609 Put your hand in your pocket, in your robe pocket. 1009 01:06:47,651 --> 01:06:49,915 O.K., that just made it funny. 1010 01:06:49,953 --> 01:06:51,921 Let's do it all again. 1011 01:06:51,955 --> 01:06:53,149 No. 1012 01:06:53,190 --> 01:06:54,748 No, no, no. 1013 01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,419 - Shut up. - Watch, watch, watch, O.K.? 1014 01:06:58,195 --> 01:06:59,560 Hey... 1015 01:06:59,596 --> 01:07:01,689 That's what I'm talking about. 1016 01:07:01,732 --> 01:07:03,097 That's comedy, yeah. 1017 01:07:03,133 --> 01:07:05,067 I still feel a little weird about this. 1018 01:07:05,102 --> 01:07:07,400 You can feel weird, but you better sit down here... 1019 01:07:07,438 --> 01:07:09,838 ...and eat some pizza with me because I'm feeling hungry. 1020 01:07:09,873 --> 01:07:11,135 Yeah, I'll put my- 1021 01:07:11,175 --> 01:07:12,540 Drop 'em. 1022 01:07:16,213 --> 01:07:18,807 Oh, man, I would offer to also put on the other robe... 1023 01:07:18,849 --> 01:07:20,578 ...but I don't think I want to. 1024 01:07:20,617 --> 01:07:21,811 Oh... I don't blame you. 1025 01:07:21,852 --> 01:07:24,116 I feel like a fucking idiot. 1026 01:07:25,622 --> 01:07:28,284 Well, look, I'm gonna leave you here to feel... 1027 01:07:28,325 --> 01:07:29,917 ...like an idiot and you should start eating pizza... 1028 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,985 'cause I have to go make a phone call... 1029 01:07:32,029 --> 01:07:37,092 ...so I'll be right back and you can, uh, start without me, O.K.? 1030 01:07:37,134 --> 01:07:39,762 Here's the remote if you wanna watch TV. 1031 01:07:39,803 --> 01:07:41,896 Maybe you can turn it to the Robe Channel... 1032 01:07:41,939 --> 01:07:44,908 ...and there might be some interesting programming on. 1033 01:07:44,942 --> 01:07:46,739 - Ohh. - Ohh. 1034 01:07:46,777 --> 01:07:48,938 O.K., enjoy yourself. 1035 01:07:48,979 --> 01:07:50,776 I hope you're comfortable. 1036 01:07:50,814 --> 01:07:52,145 I will be right back. 1037 01:07:52,182 --> 01:07:55,549 I will be feeling like an idiot... 1038 01:07:55,586 --> 01:07:58,384 ...in all ways. 1039 01:08:05,062 --> 01:08:07,053 - That's nice. - Were you scared? 1040 01:08:07,097 --> 01:08:08,496 Oh, that's nice. 1041 01:08:08,532 --> 01:08:10,397 Were you scared today, of taking pictures? 1042 01:08:10,434 --> 01:08:11,196 No. 1043 01:08:11,235 --> 01:08:12,429 Was it scary? 1044 01:08:12,469 --> 01:08:14,460 - That one is nice. - It wasn't that scary. 1045 01:08:14,505 --> 01:08:15,529 It was fun. 1046 01:08:16,907 --> 01:08:17,839 That's funny. 1047 01:08:17,875 --> 01:08:19,934 You have your hands on my butt. 1048 01:08:19,977 --> 01:08:21,706 Yeah, I do. 1049 01:08:21,745 --> 01:08:23,576 Now I have my hands on your butt. 1050 01:08:23,614 --> 01:08:26,105 I still have my hands on your butt. 1051 01:08:26,150 --> 01:08:28,209 It's funny that she posed us like that... 1052 01:08:28,252 --> 01:08:29,913 ...thinking we were boyfriend and girlfriend... 1053 01:08:29,953 --> 01:08:32,922 ...because we, we would never even pose like that anyway. 1054 01:08:32,956 --> 01:08:35,356 Never do that, like, never, ever. 1055 01:08:35,392 --> 01:08:37,360 It's really weird, right? 1056 01:08:38,529 --> 01:08:41,157 - Why did we get all serious? - I don't know. 1057 01:08:44,902 --> 01:08:45,926 That's cute. 1058 01:08:45,969 --> 01:08:49,427 She kept saying you were looking at me longingly. 1059 01:08:49,473 --> 01:08:51,065 You remember she kept saying that? 1060 01:08:51,108 --> 01:08:53,076 That's not even true. 1061 01:08:55,946 --> 01:08:57,140 Nuh-uh. 1062 01:08:57,181 --> 01:08:58,876 Your hands are really cool there. 1063 01:08:58,916 --> 01:09:00,975 Yeah, they're so much closer. 1064 01:09:01,018 --> 01:09:03,714 This one's lit and that one's not lit. 1065 01:09:07,724 --> 01:09:09,021 How weird. 1066 01:09:09,059 --> 01:09:11,550 Oh, man, how weird. 1067 01:09:11,595 --> 01:09:14,086 I'm really squishing your nose. Look at that. 1068 01:09:14,131 --> 01:09:16,759 I know, it's so funny. 1069 01:09:19,269 --> 01:09:21,237 Aww. 1070 01:09:27,945 --> 01:09:30,140 How weird that these pictures exist. 1071 01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:32,239 I know, totally. 1072 01:09:32,282 --> 01:09:36,981 They're like, they're like present us, only, like... 1073 01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:41,855 ...acting out past us, right? 1074 01:09:41,892 --> 01:09:43,655 They're, like, out of time. 1075 01:09:43,694 --> 01:09:45,719 They're weird. 1076 01:09:55,272 --> 01:09:57,001 That one's really good. 1077 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,008 It's good. 1078 01:10:06,483 --> 01:10:08,678 It's, like, less jokey. 1079 01:10:08,719 --> 01:10:10,346 Mm-hmm. 1080 01:10:59,169 --> 01:11:00,932 Hey... 1081 01:11:02,506 --> 01:11:04,269 Hey. 1082 01:11:11,715 --> 01:11:13,307 Hold on, hold on. 1083 01:11:13,350 --> 01:11:15,818 Hold on, baby. 1084 01:11:18,021 --> 01:11:19,682 Come here. 1085 01:11:21,525 --> 01:11:23,550 Come here, baby. 1086 01:11:32,002 --> 01:11:33,970 Lift your head up. 1087 01:11:39,309 --> 01:11:41,777 I just wanna feel you. 1088 01:11:41,812 --> 01:11:42,540 Yeah? 1089 01:11:42,579 --> 01:11:44,570 Yeah. 1090 01:11:44,615 --> 01:11:48,016 I want you to feel me. 1091 01:12:11,808 --> 01:12:13,469 You wanna fuck me? 1092 01:12:13,510 --> 01:12:15,478 - What? - Do you want to fuck me? 1093 01:12:18,148 --> 01:12:20,844 I like kissing you, baby. 1094 01:12:21,418 --> 01:12:23,648 - Yeah? - Yeah, you feel good. 1095 01:12:48,779 --> 01:12:50,872 Can I fuck you? 1096 01:12:55,285 --> 01:12:58,914 Yeah... You wanna fuck me? 1097 01:12:58,955 --> 01:13:00,252 I wanna fuck you. 1098 01:13:00,290 --> 01:13:03,282 Of course you can fuck me. 1099 01:13:03,326 --> 01:13:05,294 O.K. 1100 01:13:08,131 --> 01:13:11,430 Do you want to be on top of me? 1101 01:13:11,468 --> 01:13:14,437 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1102 01:13:14,471 --> 01:13:16,098 O.K., baby. 1103 01:13:16,139 --> 01:13:18,130 Do you want me to be on top? 1104 01:13:19,443 --> 01:13:22,503 - Sure. - Yeah? 1105 01:13:22,546 --> 01:13:24,514 O.K. 1106 01:14:06,223 --> 01:14:07,815 I'm gonna take this off, O.K.? 1107 01:14:07,858 --> 01:14:09,519 O.K. 1108 01:14:14,598 --> 01:14:16,566 Let me take this off too, O.K.? 1109 01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,568 Yeah, yeah. 1110 01:14:20,537 --> 01:14:22,937 Hold on. 1111 01:14:22,973 --> 01:14:25,669 Oh, yeah, that's good. 1112 01:14:25,709 --> 01:14:28,678 That's good, that's good... 1113 01:14:30,781 --> 01:14:32,408 Oh, yeah... 1114 01:14:37,587 --> 01:14:38,713 O.K. 1115 01:14:38,755 --> 01:14:40,723 Oh, yeah... 1116 01:14:49,332 --> 01:14:51,300 Yeah... 1117 01:14:56,773 --> 01:14:58,104 Yeah, I don't know, it's... 1118 01:14:58,141 --> 01:15:00,041 Look, hey... 1119 01:15:00,076 --> 01:15:02,169 Can you... 1120 01:15:02,212 --> 01:15:05,238 Do you think you can get me wet? 1121 01:15:05,282 --> 01:15:06,909 Yeah, what do you want me to do? 1122 01:15:06,950 --> 01:15:08,349 Like, lick me. 1123 01:15:08,385 --> 01:15:10,785 - Do you think that's... - Yeah. 1124 01:15:10,821 --> 01:15:13,153 Why don't you bring yourself up here? 1125 01:15:13,190 --> 01:15:14,817 You... 1126 01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:17,092 Slide yourself up here. 1127 01:15:17,127 --> 01:15:20,528 No. I don't... No. 1128 01:15:20,564 --> 01:15:21,997 What do you want me to do? 1129 01:15:22,032 --> 01:15:23,158 I don't like that. 1130 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,964 You know that I don't like that. 1131 01:15:31,708 --> 01:15:33,835 Why don't you... 1132 01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:37,335 Why don't you come... 1133 01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:41,248 - Just lay down with me? - Let me just try it again... 1134 01:15:41,284 --> 01:15:42,273 Hey, come here. 1135 01:15:42,319 --> 01:15:44,287 What? Where do you want me to go? 1136 01:15:44,321 --> 01:15:46,585 I want you to come lay down here. 1137 01:15:46,623 --> 01:15:49,251 We don't have to have sex right now. 1138 01:15:51,228 --> 01:15:52,923 We can just lay down and- 1139 01:15:52,963 --> 01:15:55,591 Lay down and what? 1140 01:15:55,632 --> 01:15:57,600 And relax... 1141 01:15:59,870 --> 01:16:02,464 And we can have sex later. 1142 01:16:02,505 --> 01:16:04,473 Later? 1143 01:16:04,507 --> 01:16:08,204 We're gonna relax and have sex later? 1144 01:16:34,671 --> 01:16:36,935 What are you doing? 1145 01:16:38,275 --> 01:16:41,244 I'm trying to hold you. 1146 01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:27,690 I gotta go. 1147 01:17:33,196 --> 01:17:35,164 O.K.? 1148 01:17:36,533 --> 01:17:38,228 You gotta go. 1149 01:17:42,105 --> 01:17:45,834 I gotta go. 1150 01:18:00,423 --> 01:18:02,891 It's gonna be O.K. 1151 01:18:05,095 --> 01:18:08,326 O.K.? 1152 01:18:11,067 --> 01:18:13,535 I gotta go. 1153 01:18:15,972 --> 01:18:17,940 Come here. 80277

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