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Well, honey, don't be disappointed.
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College grades are so much more
difficult than high school.
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When it comes to a difficult professor,
I
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honestly play to their interests.
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How would you do with Dad?
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Okay, busted.
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Look...
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Appealing to somebody for the sake of
advancement, it isn't a bad thing.
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Strategy?
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Hey, Bart.
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Honey,
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you have got to be kidding me. What?
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Hey, you can't be dressing like this now
that we're married.
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early morning yoga class.
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Like, what else am I supposed to wear?
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Well, not in something that shows off
your... You know.
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I... Girls in my school dress like that
all the time.
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They even have a name for it. They call
it the Fleece You Wear.
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Get out of here, booger. I gotta talk to
your stepmom.
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What the hell is that not about, booger?
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What are you two conspiring?
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You two are just here all day while I'm
at work. You're laughing and giggling,
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carrying on. You two just don't get it.
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Maybe you ought to take away your car,
your credit card.
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Honey, honey, I just... What is going on
with you?
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Are you okay?
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This is. You can't be walking around
here with your tits in the house, huh?
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You made the booger the wrong idea.
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He hates it when you call him booger.
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Okay, look, if you want me to change, I
can change.
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And when I'm done with yoga, I can put a
sweater on.
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Who am I kidding?
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He's playing for the wrong team.
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What?
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Yeah, of course he is.
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He's an art major.
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And he walks around here all day like
he's got a stick up his ass.
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You see his shirt all tucked in all
proper.
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And athleisure wear. What kind of 19
-year -old kid knows that word?
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Honey. He's my... It doesn't matter.
Look, you can't be wearing all this
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around. This is my baby doll to see.
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The kid's upstairs.
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You don't have the time, and we don't
have the time.
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Yeah, I just thought, can we be here
tonight?
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Why?
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We talked about this.
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There's the answer movie tonight.
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Thursday's the night I go to the sports
bar with the boys.
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Sweetie, we talked about this.
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Liam has 18 credit hours this semester.
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Thursday night is his only free night.
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Besides,
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it is too early.
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And now I've got to go meet with Kimmy
and Rita.
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So I've got to go, okay?
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Hey, hey, hey, change your clothes.
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I didn't check the time. I think I got a
bug bite or something.
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No, no.
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I was busy.
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Sit.
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Are you two going to paint each other's
nails or are you going to put the game
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on? Hey, come sit down. We've been
waiting for you.
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Which content is on Channel 5?
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We were going to watch a romance.
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It's going to be fun.
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Come on, join us.
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If I didn't know any better, I'd think
you two were lovebirds.
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Ew. Come on.
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Where's my remote?
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Woman, are you serious?
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Come on. We were having such a good time
before you showed up.
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You should be happy that we get along so
well.
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Liam could think that I'm his evil
stepmother.
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Yeah, I can agree with you there.
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He has always been so agreeable. I
wonder why.
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He's mama's boy, a pushover.
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He's a good boy.
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Yeah, he's not a troublemaker, I'll give
you that.
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Thanks, Dad.
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I just wish you'd toughen up a little
bit.
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How are you ever going to get a girl
acting... Well, you know how you act.
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Don't be so tough on him.
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He's such a good boy.
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Yeah.
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Women like a strong man, aggressive, in
charge.
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And you know what women want?
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I think I am. You married me, didn't
you?
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You are such a handsome boy.
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Now, don't coddle the boy.
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Boy, you'll be such a pushover.
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Your dad doesn't know anything about
women.
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He's right, though, and I need to
toughen up.
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What he doesn't know could fill a book.
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understand.
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It's not right.
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I'm sorry.
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No, it's okay.
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No, I offended you.
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I crossed the line. Excuse me.
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You don't get to talk to me.
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Here,
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Axel, big and tough.
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But... He doesn't hurt you, does he?
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No, no, no. It isn't like that.
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He just doesn't please me.
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Like, he doesn't pleasure me.
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You know, if you learn
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to use your cock...
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You are going to please a lot of women.
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You are big and beautiful.
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Animal cocks could be beautiful.
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They can be.
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And yours is.
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I'll teach you.
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You will?
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Just follow my lead.
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What about him?
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What about him?
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I mean, we're gonna do it.
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Thank you.
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Amen.
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Thank you.
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if I can be like that.
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Yes.
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